hot spot issue #303

8/8/2019 Hot Spot Issue #303

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LOUNGES & CLUBS

Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 24Rosettes 19Inferno Lounge icRaymonds Players Club 10Da Boat 13Phat Cats 32Sharons Lounge 18

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 18

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 31HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Dirty Redd 09DJ Postman 18Inferno Monday Night 33Ellington Bartending Service 38Insomniacts Entertainment 03

SERVICESMind of Creations 08Restore Your Photos 14HOT SPOT Printing 38J.J.s Tire World 29JJ & Ys Auto Detailing 29Washers and Dryers 38

CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 34

EVENTS

FOOD & DININGPats Catering 18

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 05AVON 38

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 03Medicare Upgrade 37

A Brighter Day Bail Bond 26

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 04HOT SPOT Online 15

AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 14HOT SPOT Subscribe 31One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 28LaughsFloyd Adams. Jr. 09


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One Mans Opinion

Part IAs we approach the midterm elections, theres been a lot of talk abouthow we felt when Barack Obama was elected. The main theme being,Did you think you would live to see a Black Man as President of the

United States? My answer along with most people was of coursenot. Now that seemingly impossible feat has been accomplished, itgot me to thinking, what other implausible things might happen in ourlifetime? So here are my predictions, and remember, you heard themhere first.

Scientists will find a cure for cancer Scientists will THEN find a cure for the common cold We will find the evidence of life in our solar system Earth will be visited by intelligent beings from another planet Flying cars will become commonplace

A white woman will become President of the United States Computers will become self aware (now thats scary) The HOT SPOT will be Internationally Known, (its already being read in 9 countries on the net) Flava Flav will be voted Sexiest Man Alive..Just Kidding The expected life span of an American citizen will be 100 years The ability to re-grow body parts will be the norm There will be a cure for male pattern baldness Half of the US population will work from home Racism will be reduced to an annoyance The US will annex Mexico and parts of Central America Puerto Rico will become a state Mankind will learn to communicate with an animal, a dolphin or a chimp or dog, Im not sure which Most cars will be electric The Post Office will cut the number of days of service Van Johnson will be mayor of Savannah Lester Jackson will serve in Congress BP will sell out and Never finish paying for the clean up in the Gulf

Now you know, Are you Happy? Good, Glad I could help.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 12 Years of the HOT SPOT!


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Laughs

A newlywed couple moves into their new ouse. Oneday the husband comes home from work and his

wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bath-room one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes homefrom work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won'tstart. I think it needs a new battery. Could youchange it for me?" He says: "What do I look like,Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it'sraining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof.She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Canyou please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like,

Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home,and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is thecar. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had ahandyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great!How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wifesays: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I eitherbaked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, whatkind of cake did you make?" asks the husband."What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"


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Laughs

An older, white haired man walked intoa jewelry store one Friday evening witha beautiful young gal at his side. He toldthe jeweler he was looking for a specialring for his girlfriend. The jewelerlooked through his stock and broughtout a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.The old man said, "I don't think you un-derstand, I want something very spe-cial."

At that statement, the jeweler went to

his special stock and brought anotherring over. "Here's a stunning ring atonly $40,000," the jeweler said. Theyoung lady's eyes sparkled and herwhole body trembled with excitement.The old man seeing this said, "We'lltake it."

The jeweler asked how payment wouldbe made and the old man stated bycheck. "I know you need to make surethe check is good, so I'll write it nowand you can call the bank on Monday toverify the funds and I'll pick the ring upMonday afternoon," he said. Mondaymorning, a very teed-off jeweler phonedthe old man. "There's no money in thataccount." "I know", said the old man,"but can you imagine the weekend Ihad?"

Laughs

Jim and Edna are both mental patients.One day Jim jumps into the swimmingpool but, doesn't come up for air. Quickas a flash, Edna sees her friend in trou-ble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Ednainto his office and says 'Edna, Ive gotsome good news and some bad news.The good news is, we are releasing youas you are obviously sane 'saving an-others life'. But unfortunately, the bad

news is that Jim hanged himself in thebathroom ...'

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I puthim to dry !'

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I

suddenly realized I desperatelyneeded to pass gas. The music wasreally, really loud, so I timed mygas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feelbetter. I finished my coffee,and noticed that everybody was staringat me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I waslistening to my iPod.


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Laughs

A guy walks into an an-tique store and buys agrandfather clock, hewalks out of the shop withit and accidentally walksinto a drunk guy. (theyboth fall over and theclock gets smashed tobits)

The guy says to the drunk,"Why don't you watchwhere your going?" andthe drunk says, "Why don'tyou carry a wrist watchlike everybody else?"


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A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple ofbeers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tellshim he owes $8. "But I already paid you. Don'tyou remember?" says the customer. "OK," saysthe bartender, "if you say you paid, then I sup-

pose you did."

The man goes outside and tells the first personhe sees that the bartender can't keep track ofwhether his customers have paid or not. The sec-ond man rushes in, orders a couple beers, andlater pulls the same stunt.

The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid,then I suppose you did." The customer goesoutside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.The third man hurries into the bar and beginsto drink highballs. The bartender leans overand says, "You know, a funny thing happenedtonight. Two men were drinking beer, neitherpaid, and both claimed they had. The next guywho tries that stunt is going to get punched inthe -- "

The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with yourtroubles, bartender. Just give me my change and

I'll be on my way."

Two friends were having a discussion about

their relatives....

"I'll never amount to anything in life..",

said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the

town drunk.."

"Well...that's not too bad.", replied the

other, trying to console his friend. "Where

does your uncle live..?"

"New York City..."

Laughs

There was a guy in a bar one night that gotdrunk, I mean really, really, really drunk.When the bar closed, he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun

walking on the sidewalk.

So he stumbled over to the nun and punchedher in the face. Well, the nun was totally sur-prised, but before she could do or say any-thing, he punched her again. This time shefell down and he stumbled over to her andkicked her in the butt. Then he picked her upand threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak andcouldn't move very much. So then he leanedover her, put his face right next to hers andsaid;

"Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"

A professor was giving a big test one day to

his students. He handed out all of the testsand went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over the students allhanded the tests back in. The professor no-ticed that one of the students had attached a$100 bill to his test with a note saying "Adollar per point."

The next class the professor handed thegraded tests back out. This student got backhis test, his test grade, and $64 change.


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Laughs

An elderly woman went to her doctor,complaining about not being able to hearout of one ear. The doctor then took hispenlight, looked in her ear, then took his

tweezers, reached in, and pulled some-thing out. After examining the object for asecond, he exclaimed, "Well....it seemsyou inserted a suppository into yourear...". The old lady thought for a second,then responded "Gee....I guess thatexplains why I can't find my hearing-aid...!".

A man is out walking in New York when hesees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He

fights off the dog by beating about the headwith a stick and saves the girl's life.The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank

you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow allthe newspapers will have headlines about

Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of YoungGirl""But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says.

"Oh, then it will say in all the newspapersBrave American Saves Life of Young Girl,"says the mother."But I'm not an American," the man says."What are you then?" asks the mother."I'm an Iranian," the man says.The next day he sees the newspaper head-lines:

Islamic Extremist kills American Dog.

Laughs

There was three people approaching the gatesof heaven But there was only one place left.The gate keeper asked the first man what hap-pened to him because the one with the worstdeath would go in the first man said:

"Well imagine that I expected my wife washaving an affair, so I got home early to sur-prise her. I found her in the bathroom with atowel round her so I knew she wasn't having ashower so I search the apartment and found 10fingers hanging from the window sill. So Istarted bashing away at them. When he fellgod must have loved him, because he lived.

So I threw a refrigerator at him. After all theexcitement I died of a heart attack."

That's horrific said the gate keeper, he askedthe second man how he died and he said.

"Well imagine this I was riding one of thosestationary bike on the top of our apartmentbuilding but it went wrong I feel down andgrabbed some ones window sill. Then some

idiot started bashing ar my fingers then I fellbut god must have loved me because I livedthen BLAMMMM- a refrigerator plungeddown at me"

That is to horrific. he asked the third man howhe died and he said.

"Well imagine that I was naked in a refrigera-

tor......."


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Laughs

The church is struck by lightning. The insurance

company refuses to pay out for damages in-curred, as there is a specific disclaimer clausefor 'An act of God', which, amongst others, light-ning is classified as. The priest goes to everyhousehold and asks for a donation to rebuild thechurch. One Christian farmer protested, "I'msorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Some-body who set His own house on fire!"

This woman was vastly overweight, and I mean

MASSIVE and she went to see the doctor abouther weight. She said to him, "Have you got anydieting remedies or anything that can help meloose weight?"

The doctor replies, "Yes we do, all you need todo is shake your head from left too right, simpleeh?!" She says, "WOW that's amazing, um...when do I do it?" The doctor says, "Next timeyour order food."

Laughs

A drunk comes inside a bar and says, "Happy

New Year everybody." and the waiter says,"We are in June you drunk " And the drunksays, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me Ihave never been so late in my life!"

A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are as-signed to be mounted policemen. They go on a rideand come back pleased. "This horse is great! Fromnow on I'll always take this one" said the first cop."My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" repliedthe second cop. "But how do we know which iswhich?" They though for a minute or two and one ofthem came up with an idea. "Lets cut off this onestail" The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail.The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The twocops see this and ask whats wrong. "You two mo-rons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!""But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart.""Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then thebrown one.?!


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

A woman was driving down the highway about 75miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle police-man following her. Instead of slowing down, shepicked up speed. When she looked back again, theirwere two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90miles. The next time she looked around, there were

three cops following her. Suddenly, she spotted a gasstation looming ahead. She screeched to a stop and raninto the lady's room. Ten minutes later, she innocentlywalked out. The three cops were standing their waitingfor her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll betnone of you thought I would make it."

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his

Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says,

"So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My hus-

band passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me,Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father..."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that

gun...""

A man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the thingsaround the house like he used to. When the examina-tion was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plainEnglish what is wrong with me." "Well in plain Eng-lish," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay,"

said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I cantell my wife."

A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year oldlittle Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fatcigar. The salesman says, "Little boy is your motherhome?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet andsays, "What do you think?"

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by him-self. Approaching the friend he comments, "You lookterrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me$10,000.""Gee, that's tough," he replied."Then in July," the friend continued, "My father diedleaving me $50,000.""Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonderyou're depressed.""And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.""Three close family members lost in three months?How sad.""Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"


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