hot spot issue #313

8/7/2019 Hot Spot Issue #313

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One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 10LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 13Artwork YOU 14


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One Mans Opinion

Part II predicted; Green Bay 28, Steelers 24; actual score Green Bay 31,Steelers 25. Pretty Good. Huh?

Part IITheres been a lot of back and forth about the new City Managers selection process. Im notsurprised. Be it political parties, majority vs. minority or gasp!, rich vs. poor; the group that nots inpower will always find fault with the decisions made by the group in power. No matter how transpar-ent the process or how honest or straightforward or integrity filled the participants, someone will find

fault with the process and outcomes, Just look at the Tea-publicans and their vicious onslaught onour new and long overdue Health Care Plan. Why should Savannah politics be any different?

Its business as usual. When a new mayor is elected and some of the council members change, itwont make any difference. They will do what they think is right AND someone will complain about it.Yet all in all this adversarial system seems to work. It seems to work better in this day and time thana dictatorship or a socialist system. Monarchies only seemed to work long term for the Romans andEgyptians.

So step back, take a good look at the process and outcomes, speak up if you must, just remember.The Only Constant is Change.

Part IIIGet ready for the HOT SPOT Farm. The compost pile is being turned frequently; with a secondarypile already started, use of the tiller has been secured, additional organic fertilizer has arrived at thestore, some seedlings are already sprouting inside and plans have been drawn up to raise the plantbed. Last year we had more cucumbers, squash and tomatoes than we could eat. We had okra andbell peppers until the first week of December and were looking forward to an even bigger crop thisyear. Watch this space for pictures.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 12 Years of the HOT SPOT!


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JORIEFWILLIAMS JULIO CESARNAVA RUSSELFERGUSON RUSSELLE.GILBERT

RAYLINDACARRIERWEBB SANDRA GARSIA BRIANLAMARFAGINS THOMASSCHMIDT

ELIJAHHAYES CATARINACASEIROVIEIR JIMAINEGRIFFIN KEITHMARROW

LILIANAESCOBA JERRY BRYANT FARRELLFRAZIER MELVINKELSEY

CALISIAPULLEY DANIELS.BROWN


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Laughs

The town's bank manager called the police station

to report a robbery.

'You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A

truck backed up to my bank, the doors opened.

Out comes these robbers and they lead an ele-phant out of the truck. The elephant then breaks

through my plate glass window, sticks his trunk

in, sucks up all the money. Then the gang lead the

elephant back into the truck. The robbers close

the truck doors and the truck pulled away.'

The desk sergeant said, 'Could you tell me, for

identification purposes, whether it was an African

elephant or an Indian elephant?'

'How can you tell the difference?' asked the bankmanager.

'Well,' said the sergeant, 'The African elephant

has great big ears whereas the Indian elephant has

little ears. So which kind of elephant was used in

the robbery?'

'How should I know? I couldn't see his ears,' said

the bank manager. 'He had a stocking over his

head.'

** Six Truths of Life **

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with

your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first

'truth', will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you'rean idiot.

5. You will soon try this on another

idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your

face

Laughs

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left hand side there is a valley and on

your right hand side there is a fire engine

travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig which

is the same size as your car and you cannot

overtake it.

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at

ground level. Both the giant pig and the

helicopter are travelling at the same speed as

you.

What must you do to safely get out of thishighly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!

Michael and Peter went on a fishing trip.They hired all the equipment: the reels, therods, bait, wading boots, rowing boat, the carand even a log cabin in the woods. No ex-

pense was spared for their yearly expedition.

On the first day they went fishing they didn'tcatch a thing. The same thing happened onthe second day, and on the third day. It con-tinued like this until finally, on the last day oftheir vacation, Michael caught a fish.

As they're driving home they're really de-

pressed. Peter turns to his friend, Michael,and says, "Do you realize that this one pa-thetic fish we have caught cost us $900?"

Michael replies with a jaundiced smile, " It'sa good thing we didn't catch any more!"


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Laughs

** A Cat's Diary **

Day 84 of my captivity.

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little

dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,

while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thingthat keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the

mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. To-

morrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving

around their feet while they were walking almost suc-ceeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the

stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppres-

sors, I once again induced myself to vomit on theirfavorite chair. I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless

body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am

capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.They only cooed and condescended about what a

good little kitty cat I was. This is not working accord-

ing to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accom-

plices. I was placed in solitary confinement through-out the event. However, I could hear the noise andsmell the food. More important, I overheard that my

confinement was due to my powers of inducing

something called "allergies." Must learn what this isand how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies andmaybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and

seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a

half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an infor-mant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am cer-

tain he reports my every move. Due to his current

placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait.

It's only a matter of time.

Laughs

A man and a woman were having dinner in a

fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another

order at a table a few paces away noticed that

the man was slowly sliding down his chair

and under the table, with the woman acting

unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the

way down his chair and out of sight under the

table. Still, the woman dining across from

him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently

unaware that her dining companion had dis-

appeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order,she came over to the table and said to the

woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your

husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and re-

plied firmly, "No he didnt. He just walked in

the door."

** Misnomers **1) Arabic numerals originated in India.

2) Tin cans and tin foil are constructed from

aluminum, not tin.

3) Madison Square Garden, USA is not

square (nor is it a garden).

4) Danish pastries were invented in Austria.

5) Dry cleaning uses a fluid called naphtha.

6) Pencil lead - pencils use graphite and not

lead.

7) The Koala bear is a marsupial and not abear.

8) Panama hats originate from Ecuador, not

Panama.

9) The word Asteroid means 'star-like' and

they are small planets.

10) The Peanut is a legume, [i.e. fruit/

vegetable] not a nut.


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Laughs

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he

went and took the Irish accountancy exam.

Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and

then I give you another two rabbits, how

many rabbits do you have?

Paddy: Five.

Examiner: No, listen carefully again. If I

give you two rabbits and then I give you

another two rabbits, how many rabbits

have you got?

Paddy: Five.

Examiner: Let's try this another way. If I

give you two bottles of beer and then Igive you another two bottles of beer, how

many bottles of beer have you got?

Paddy: Four.

Examiner: Good! Now, if I give you two

rabbits and then I give you another two

rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Five.

Examiner: How on earth do you work out

that two lots of two rabbits is five?

Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home!


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Laughs

Martin arrived at Sunday school late. Miss Walter,his teacher, knew that Martin was usually very punc-

tual so she asked him if anything was wrong.

Martin replied no, that he had been going fishing buthis dad told him that he needed to go to church.

Miss Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if

his dad had explained to him why it was more im-

portant to go to church than to go fishing?

Martin replied, "Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have

enough bait for both of us."

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was

strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was nocorpse. In the defense's closing statement the law-

yer, knowing that his client would probably be

convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a sur-

prise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at

his watch. "Within one minute, the person pre-

sumed dead in this case will walk into this court-

room." He looked toward the courtroom door.

The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on ea-

gerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the

previous statement. But you all looked on with

anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you

have a reasonable doubt in this case as to

whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you

return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate.

A few minutes later, the jury returned and pro-

nounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must

have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the

door."

The jury foreman replied, "Yes, we did look, but

your client didn't."

Laughs

On the first day Margo packed all her belongings into

boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the

movers come and collect her things. On the third day,

Margo sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining

room table by candlelight, put on some soft background

music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,

and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each an every room

and deposited a few half-eaten anchovies dipped in caviar

down the curtain rods.

When Margo's husband Ralph returned with his new girl-

friend Tracey, all was bliss for the first few days. Then

slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything,

cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were

checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, dur-ing which they had to move out for a few days, and in the

end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpet-

ing.....Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to

visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid

quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer anddecided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half,

Ralph and Tracey could not find a buyer for their stinky

house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors

refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the

bank to purchase a new place. Then Margo called Ralph,

and asked how things were going and he told her the saga

of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she

missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to re-

duce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the

house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was,

Ralph agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the

house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the pa-pers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his

lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later Ralph and Tracey stood smiling as they

watched the moving company pack everything to take to

their new home - including the curtain rods!


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

* What is a Cat?

1) Cats do what they want.

2) They rarely listen to you.

3) They're totally unpredictable.

4) When you want to play, they want to bealone.

5) When you want to be alone, they want to

play.

6) They expect you to cater to their every

whim.

7) They're moody.

8) They leave hair everywhere.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in littlefur coats.

Tests for Drunks

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc) Proliferationd) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificityb) British Constitutionc) Passive-aggressive disorderd) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say whenyou' re drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.d) No kebab for me, thank you.e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have

zero co-ordination.i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Laughs

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a

parking space when a young man in his brand

new red BMW drove around her and parked in

the space that she had been waiting for. Elsie

was so angered that she approached the young

fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth, 'Iwas about to park there.'

The man looked at her with disdain and re-

plied, 'That's what you can do when you're

young and bright.'

This annoyed Elsie even more, so she got back

in her car, backed it up and then she stamped

on the accelerator and rammed straight into his

BMW.

The young man ran back to his car and

shouted in a stunned voice, 'What did you do

that for?'

Elsie smiled at him and said, 'That's what you

can do when you're old and rich.'


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