hot spot issue #365

7/28/2019 HOT SPOT Issue #365

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One Mans Opinion

Part I

It seems like the older I get, the more time I spend In front of theTV, while watching it less. I'm either working on the computer in myoffice or in my chair in the den napping, both with the TV on. Nowdon't get me wrong I still like CSI and Law & Order SVU but otherprograms have seen to have gotten repetitive and ridiculous. A lot ofthe police shows now have some extreme expert assisting law enforcement is solving crimes. Forinstance; Castle has a writer helping the police; Bones has a forensic pathologist helping the FBI;Numbers has a mathematician helping the police; Rizzoli and Isles has a coroner helping thepolice; The Mentalist has an observationalist (my word) helping the police; and Perception whichhas a schizophrenic college professor, helping the police. Usually this expert have some quirkypersonality that is tolerated and excused by his/her, handler/friend/sibling and supposed to beentertaining or charming. Frankly, I feel if youve seen one you seen them all

Please don't get me started about reality TV. I'm a fan of Swamp People, (yes, I said it) Bering SeaGold, Gold Rush, Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, thats about it and I watch them on a semi-regularbasis. Joan has got me watching American Idol most of the time But these other reality shows havegone off the deep end. It seems if you were a celebrity; or are related to; or even met a celebrityyou automatically get a reality show. I just wonder who or more importantly why someone wouldwatch some of these shows. I really dont understand why anyone would watch the Housewives ofHooterville or MC Braxton Bobby Hammer Browns third cousin on his mommas sides show. Iaccidentally saw a commercial for the new Latoya Jackson reality show and I almost threw up.Somebody PLEASE help that woman. Just because other members of your family have talentand are successful, does NOT mean that you have talent and that ANY one cares about whatyoure doing.

My next question is where do the ideas for these shows come from? Do the producers get togetheron a Monday morning after a weekend drunk and call in a focus group from the nearest psychiatrichospital and say lets a make a TV contest show for Americas Next Dancing Digital PancakeDesigner Model. Then spend 60 hours of TV time with a group of teenagers and computer sciencegraduate students designing the perfect pancake while dancing and working on a laptop while wear-ing the latest fashion, while being judged by two hungry preschoolers and an anorexic vegetarianformer models roommate..hey it could work.

All I can say is thank God for the Discovery Channel; the Science Channel and the History Channel.At least if I keep these channels on, Ive got a chance to learn something.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

A man lay sprawled across three entire

seats in the posh theatre. When the usher

came by and noticed this, he whisperedto the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only

allowed one seat." The man groaned butdidn't budge. The usher became impa-

tient. "Sir, if you don't get up from thereI'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infu-riated the usher who turned and marchedbriskly back up the aisle in search of his

manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the

manager returned and stood over the

man. Together the two of them triedrepeatedly to move him, but with no

success. Finally, they summoned thepolice. The cop surveyed the situation

briefly then asked, "All right buddy,what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in hisvoice Sam replied, "The balcony."

Laughs

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the

company. On his last day of work, he ordered a

farewell party for himself. The boss wanted eve-

ryone to express their good feeling about him by

writing on the farewell card, so later he could

remember how his staff "miss" him. Most peopleare writing standard phrases like, "Without you,

the company will never be the same,"

"We will always remember you," etc.

Obviously the boss was not satisfied. "I need

something from the bottom of your heart, some-

thing really touching, you know. Okay, John,

you have been working with me for the last 20

years. You are my best staff. I am retiring now.

What do you have to say?"

Slowly but firmly, John wrote, "The best news in

20 years."

Laughs

Christmas was finally over and the Pastor'swife dropped into an easy chair saying, "Boy!

Am I ever tried."

Her husband looked over at her and said, "I

had to conduct two special services lastnight, three today, and give a total of five ser-mons. Why are you so tired?"

"Dear," she replied, "I had to listen to all ofthem."

The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was

shopping in an upscale pet center. "I want adog of which I can be proud," she told the

salesman. "Does that one have a good pedi-gree?"

"Miss," declared the clerk, "if she could

speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us."


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Brendan had spent a week visiting his

family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law

and seven-year-old nephew went withhim when he returned to the airport. Af-

ter verifying his seat number with thecounter attendant, Brendan walked

back to his relatives and stated that he'dhave to wait an additional three hours

in the airport.

"How come?," his nephew asked.

"My plane has been grounded," Bren-

dan explained.

"Grounded?" the little boy said. "I did-

n't know planes had parents."

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train

station so she could go visit her sister whowas ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by

train so that she could help with the house

and kids over the weekend while my wife wasgone. On Sundays this procedure worked inreverse with my sister departing by train 10minutes before my wife arrived.

One evening after my sister left and while I

awaited my wife's arrival, a porter saunteredover.

"Mister," he said, "you sure have some sys-

tem going! But one of these days you're goin'to get caught!"

Laughs

A young boy came to Sunday School

late. His teacher knew that he was usu-

ally very prompt so she asked, "Johnny,

is there anything wrong"?

The boy replied, "No, I was going fish-ing but my dad told me that I needed to

go to church".

The teacher was very impressed andasked Johnny if his dad had explained

to him why it was more important to go

to church than to go fishing.

Johnny replied, "Yes teacher, Dad saidhe didn't have enough bait for both of

us".

An old guy in his Volvo is driving

home from work when his wife rings

him on his car phone.

"Honey", she says in a worried voice,

"Be careful! There was a bit on the

news just now, some lunatic is driving

the wrong way down the freeway".

"It's worse than that!", he replies,

"There are hundreds of them!"


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LaughsThey were soooooo stupid

..They took a ruler to bed to see how

long they slept...They sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

..They thought a quarterback was a re-

fund.

..They tried to put M&M's in alphabeti-

cal order...They thought Boyz II Men was a day

care center.

..They thought Eartha Kitt was a set ofgarden tools.

..They thought General Motors was in

the Army.

..They thought Meow Mix was a CD for

cats...They thought TuPac Shakur was a

Jewish holiday.

..Under "education" on their job appli-

cation, they put "Hooked On Phonics."

..They tripped over a cordless phone.

..They spent 20 minutes looking at theorange juice can because it said

"concentrate."

LaughsSome ordinary folks become great

philosophers when they are sitting alone

in the bathroom stalls of the world

contemplating life's problems. Here are

a few gems.

Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get

married! - Women's restroom. Bozeman,

Montana

I've decided that to raise my grades I must

lower my standards. - Houghton Library,

Harvard University. Cambridge,Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you

haven't been anywhere. - Written on theback of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it

would be illegal. - Revolution Books.

New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is theopposite of progress? Congress! - Men's

restroom, House of Representatives.


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Laughs

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading pa-

pers when her first-grade class came backfrom lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul

has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused."Because he's a following person," Alice re-

plied. "A what?" the teacher asked. "It cameover the loudspeaker: 'The following persons

are to go to the office.'"

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when,

just in front of her, a man gets up from hisseat.

She thinks to herself, "Here's another man

trying to keep up the customs of a patriar-chal society by offering a poor, defenseless

woman his seat," and she pushes him backonto the seat.

A few minutes later, the man tries to get up

again. She is insulted again and refuses tolet him up.

Finally, the man says,

"Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'mtwo miles past my stop already."

Laughs

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineersand scientists can never earn as much as businessexecutives, sales people, accountants and especially

liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be sup-ported by a mathematical equation based on the fol-

lowing two well known postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Timeis Money. As every engineer knows: Power =

Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge =Work / Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge= Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work /

Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money ap-proaches infinity, regardless of the amount of workdone.

Judi was sitting at the defendant table while

the state trooper was being cross-examinedon the witness stand. The lawyer asked,

"When you stopped Judi, were your red and

blue lights flashing?" "Yes, sir, they were."

"Did the defendant say anything when she

got out of her car?" "Yes, sir, she did.""And," looking at Judi, "what was it she

said?"

"She said, 'What disco am I at?'"


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE

6 4 3

1 4 3 8

3 7 1 6 5

6 7 5 2

1 2 8 7

4 2 3 9

2 9 5 6 3

5 7 2 1

9 4 8


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Sudoku Solution

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2 8 6 5 7 9 4 3 1

5 1 9 4 2 3 7 8 6

3 4 7 8 1 6 2 5 9

9 3 8 1 6 7 5 4 2

1 6 5 2 4 8 3 9 1

4 7 2 3 9 5 1 6 8

8 2 1 9 5 4 6 7 3

6 5 3 7 8 2 9 1 4

7 9 4 6 3 1 8 2 5


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