hot spot issue #367

7/30/2019 HOT SPOT Issue #367

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FEATURESHOT SPOT SubscribeOne Mans Opinion 02

HOT SPOT ScheduleHOT SPOT Rates 30Laughs

Yearbooks 26Rent Frozen Party Room 27Earline Gilliard 23Greg Jackson R.I.P. 11

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One Mans Opinion

Part I

Normally, I write about things that I think will interest our readers,but Im going to pass this time, because I read something VERY in-teresting yesterday and I didnt want it gone unnoticed, It was on theSavannahnow website but I dont recall seeing it in the paper or inany news broadcast. They way it was worded made me smile and

just left me thinking; now what? Nothing, thats what unless someone makes sure the issue doesntdie, so heres my part. A direct quote; copied and pasted from the website is as follows: (Hope Improtected by the 1st Amendment).

(Direct Quote)Basketball at SAA?District officials discussed why basketball isnt wanted at Savannah Arts Academy and whether ornot they need team. A parent has requested that the arts specialty school start a basketball team.When the school was first opened it didnt offer any sports because they said students would be toobusy with the demanding academic program and their performing arts specialties. But over the yearsparents and teachers with an interest in a particular sport have organized and volunteer to coachteams.

However, the school which has an overwhelmingly white faculty and student body, has elected toorganize teams for sports that are predominantly played by an overwhelming majority of whites golf, tennis, and long distance running, for example. The parent who requested that the schoolorganize a basketball team happens to be black. She suggested that they could attract more blackstudents by offering basketball, which attracts large numbers of black athletes. Currently Arts acad-emy enrolls about 753 students, 69 percent of them are white and 19 percent are black. Districtwide, the white to black enrollment ratio is 27 percent to 58 percent. School board membersseemed eager to skirt the matters of race and disparity raised by the issue. (HS emphasis) Insteadthey focused on the fact that School Council members, faculty and administration wrote letters inopposition of a full athletic program. They also pointed out that the cost to hire a coach, modify thegym and equip a team would be too great at this difficult economic time. Some said they wouldntmind revisiting the issue when they have resources to devote to it.

Yeah Right

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

At a recent software engineering

management course in the US,the participants were given an

awkward question to answer. "Ifyou had just boarded an airliner

and disco vered that your team of

programmers had been responsi-ble for the flight control software

how many of you would disem-

bark immediately?"

Among the ensuing forest of

raised hands, only one man satmotionless. When asked what he

would do, he replied that hewould be quite content to stay

onboard.

With his team's software, he said,

the plane was unlikely to e ventaxi as far as the runway, let

alone take off.

Laughs

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hill-

billy's wife went into labor in the middle of t he

night, and the doctor was called out to assist in

the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the

doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,

"Here. You hold this high so I can see what I amdoing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the

world.

Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a

rush to put that lantern down. I think there's an-

other one coming." Sure enough, within minutes

he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern

up, don't set it down there's another one!" said

the doctor. Within a few minutes he had deliv-

ered a third baby.

"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern,

it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried

the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in be-

wilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it

might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

Laughs

At the airport for a business trip, I

settled down to wait for the boarding

announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard

the voice on the public address systemsaying, "We apologize for the

inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570will board from Gate 41." So my family

picked up our luggage and carried it

over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes laterthe public address voice told us that

Flight 570 would in fact be boarding

from Gate 35. So, again, we gathered

our carry-on luggage and returned to

the original gate. Just as we weresettling down, the public address voicespoke again: "Thank you for participat-

ing in Delta's physical fitness program.


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Laughs

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks,"what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I'vegot these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't

tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding

times or even feeding them the right foods."The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries tothink of something he can do. "Why don't you tryshaving the tail of one of the horses?" The manstops crying and says, "that sounds like a good

idea, I think I'll try it." A few months later hecomes back to the bar in worse condition than hewas before. "What's the matter now?" the bartenderasks.

The fellow, in no condition to be in public,

answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses(sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell themapart again!" The bartender, now just wanting himto shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shavingthe mane, maybe that will not grow back."The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, andleaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the

bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in thissorry of a state. Without the bartender even askingthe fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shavedthe (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and...it... it... grew back!"

The bartender, now furious at the guy's generalstupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measurethe stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller thatthe other one!" The fellow can not believe what the

bartender has said and storms out of the bar.The next day the fellow comes running back into

the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked,it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses

and the black one is two inches taller than the whiteone!"

Laughs

After a heavy night at the pub, a drunkenman decides to sleep off his drunkenness

at a local hotel. He approaches the recep-

tion desk, takes care of the formalities and

heads off to his suite. Several minutes

later, the drunk staggers back to the recep-

tion desk and demands his room be

changed. "But sir," said the clerk, "youhave the best room in the hotel." "I insist

on another room!!!" said the drunk. "Very

good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 525.

Would you mind telling me why you don't

like 502?" asked the clerk. "Well, for one

thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

Three men were sitting in a bar talking

about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they

could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said,"I have my wife so whipped that the other

day I had her crawling towards me on her

hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed

and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied, "Well, I was lying under

the bed and she crawled over and said,"Come out and fight like a man!".


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Diapering1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour,whether they need it or not.2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours,if needed.3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before othersstart to complain about the smell or you see it sag-ging to their knees.---------------Activities

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics,

Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarketand the dry cleaner.---------------Going Out

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with asitter, you call home 5 times.2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you re-

member to leave a number where you can be reached.3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call

only if she sees blood.---------------At Home

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gaz-ing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching tobe sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, orhitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hidingfrom the children.

LaughsBeing a parent changes everything. But be ing a par-ent also changes with each baby. Here are some ofthe ways having a second and third child is differentfrom having your first.

Your Clothes

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes assoon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as longas possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regularclothes.---------------Preparing for the Birth

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because youremember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.---------------Worries

1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a

frown-you pick up the baby.2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wailsthreaten to wake your firstborn.3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewindthe mechanical swing.---------------Pacifier

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put itaway until you can go home and wash and boil it.2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, yousquirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop itback in.


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Going On in the Clubs and at Events,

Laughs

After the Great Britain Beer Festival,

in London, all the brewery presidentsdecided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says,"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best

beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a

bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like

the best beer in the world, give me 'The

King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The

bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like theonly beer made with Rocky Mountain

spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and

says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is

a little taken aback, but gives him what heordered.

The other brewery presidents look over athim and ask "Why aren't you drinking a

Guinness?" and the Guinness president

replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't

drinking beer, neither would I."

Laughs

On reaching his plane seat a man is

surprised to see a parrot strapped in

next to him. He asks the stewardess for

a coffee where upon the parrot squawks

"And get me a whisky you cow!" Thestewardess, flustered, brings back a

whisky for the parrot and forgets the

coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to

her the parrot drains its glass and bawls

"And get me another whisky you idiot".

Quite upset, the girl comes back shak-ing with another whisky but still no cof-

fee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the

man tries the parrot's approach "I've

asked you twice for a coffee, go and get

it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the par-

rot have been wrenched up and thrown

out of the emergency exit by two burly

stewards. Plunging downwards the par-

rot turns to him and says "For someone

who can't fly, you complain too much!"


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Sen. Jackson to hold Town Hall Meeting with Various State Agencies

Senator Lester Jackson (D-Savannah) will hold a Town Hall meeting

on Thursday, May 9, 2013. He will be joined by representatives from theDepartment of Transportation, Department of Corrections, and theDepartment of Juvenile Justice to discuss the unique challenges facingSavannah residents. Representative Bob Bryant will also be on hand toanswer questions from the public.

What: Town Hall Meeting

Who: Senator Lester JacksonRepresentative Bob BryantDepartment of Transportation

Department of Corrections

Department of Juvenile Justice

When: Thursday, May 9, 2013 6:00 p.m.

Where: Butler Elementary School

1909 Cynthia StreetSavannah, GA 31415

Sen. Lester Jackson serves as the Democratic Deputy Whip. He represents the 2nd Senate District, which includes a part of

Chatham County. He can be reached by phone at 404.463.5261 or email at [email protected].


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE

9 3 5 7

9 2 8 5

1 4 2 6 3

7 8 4

9 6 8 1

4 1 6

7 8 6 2 9

4 5 2 3

6 7 5 1


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Sudoku Solution

LaughsLaughs

9 2 3 6 5 8 1 7 4

6 7 4 1 3 9 2 8 5

1 8 5 4 2 7 6 9 3

2 3 1 7 8 5 9 4 6

5 9 6 2 4 3 8 1 7

8 4 7 9 1 6 3 5 2

7 1 8 5 6 2 4 3 9

4 5 2 3 9 1 7 6 8

3 6 9 8 7 4 5 2 1


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