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    LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise ICClub Horoscope 26Sey Heys Sports Bar ICOdyssey Restaurant & Lounge 04Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge 05Mutuals Lounge 03Mutuals Lounge 26Flajaes II 11Rosettes Lounge 13

    TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 26JJs Tire World 23JJ&Ys Car Wash 23ONeils Auto Work 27Auto Sale 26

    ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt LotteryHOT SPOT Maze 28SUDOKU 28SUDOKU Solution 31

    SERVICESRestore Your Photos 08One Time Pest Control 27Metals & Construction 26

    CLOTHING & FASHION

    EVENTS

    Triple Deuce Friday 22Comedy Monday 13Lip Sync Wednesday 13Biker Night Club Horoscope 06

    FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 2315th Anniversary 24

    RETAIL

    FOOD & DININGWhos Got Crabs? 29Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge 05Flajaes II 24Mutuals 03

    HEALTH & BEAUTYTrio Medical Solutions 26

    LEGAL & FINANCIALMedicare Upgrade 22MAXS TAXS 06WANTED 25Tate Law Group 09

    TECHNOLOGYRestore Your PhotosHOT SPOT OnlineHOT SPOT Photography

    AROUND TOWNAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

    FEATURESHOT SPOT SubscribeOne Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT ScheduleHOT SPOT Rates 30Laughs

    Yearbooks 27

    Rent Frozen Party Room 27Omega L. Gilliard 11

    CCCCOOOONNNNTTTTEEEENNNNTTTTSSSS

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    One Mans Opinion

    Part I

    I moved to Savannah in October 1989, by the Spring of 1990, I wassitting in Hard Hearted Hannahs every weekday after work with myfriend Dave Jackson. Dave introduced me to Ben Tucker and laterto his wife Gloria. I immediately felt like I had lived here all my life. Iwas more of a Blues Fan than a Jazz fan, but I learned to appreci-ate the genre from sitting there for so many hours and listening or should I say feeling the music. Istill like Blues the most, but I now have quite a bit of Jazz in my music collection..Thanks, Ben.

    Later after I stopped going to Hannahs and hadnt seen Ben for a while it was always Hey Partnerwhenever I ran into him. I knew he didnt remember my name, but his just remembering my face wasenough for me. Theres nothing that I can say that hasnt been said about Ben Tucker. Im justhappy that I met him and appreciate the way in which he made me feel welcome and a part of theSavannah Community.

    Part IISavannah States Football and Basketball Teams have been sanctioned by the NCAA for notpassing the Academic Progress Rate Report (huh?)...anyway the Football Team loses four practicehours per week; 20 instead of 16 AND they will not be able to participate in any post season games.The reduction in practice hours is sure to have an effect on the field, but the ban from post seasonplay is like forbidding me from sticking a needle in my eye. Since there was ABSOLUTELY NOCHANCE of the football team qualifying for ANYthing after the regular season, the NCAA wouldhave been better off cutting a few cheerleaders. That would probably have a greater effect.

    The Basketball Team barely missed the score on the Progress Report and was only penalized thesame amount of practice time. Its a good thing since they have performed well the past couple ofseasons and warrant a chance to go further. So I guess the bottom line is Get your academic acttogether and then go out and win a few games.

    ps. I plan on being there for a few games and especially when you play Howard this year.

    Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

    Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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    Laughs

    The aspiring psychiatrists were

    attending their first class on emotional

    extremes. "Just to establish some

    parameters," said the professor to the

    student from Arkansas, "What is the

    opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the

    student.

    And the opposite of depression?"

    he asked of the young lady from

    Oklahoma. "Elation," said she.

    "And you sir," he said to the young man

    from Texas, "how about the opposite ofwoe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe

    that would be giddy-up."

    Laughs

    Tom had this problem of getting up late

    in the morning and was always late for

    work. His boss was mad at him and

    threatened to fire him if he didn't do

    something about it. So Tom went to hisdoctor who gave him a pill and told him

    to take it before he went to bed. Tom

    slept well and in fact beat the alarm in

    the morning by almost two hours. He

    had a leisurely breakfast and drove

    cheerfully to work.

    "Boss", he said, " The pill actually

    worked!"

    "That's all fine" said the boss, " But

    where were you yesterday?"

    Laughs

    People of northwestern

    Montana have been advisedto be on the lookout fordrunken bears. Black bears

    and grizzlies have been con-

    gregating along the tracks of

    the Burlington Northern rail-

    road tracks, where a train

    carrying hundreds of tons of

    corn derailed some time ago.

    The corn has fermented, andthe aroma is attracting the

    bears. "The bears are actu-

    ally intoxicated up there,"

    said wildlife biologist Loren

    Hicks. And a grizzly with a

    hangover can be pretty

    crossed.

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    Website: Scribd.com Keyword: The Hot Spot

    Laughs

    The "Environmental Engineering

    News" published some rather sobering

    information about punishment for drunk

    driving convictions in other countries.

    In Australia, the names of drunk drivers

    are printed in newspapers under the

    caption, "He's drunk and in jail."

    In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if

    married, the spouse is jailed.

    In the United Kingdom, Finland andSweden there's an automatic jail term of

    one year.

    In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven

    twenty miles out of town and forced to

    walk back ten miles.

    In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving

    conviction results in capital punishment.

    In El Salvador, your first offense is your

    last -- execution by firing squad.

    Laughs

    A professor was giving a big testone day to his students. He handedout all of the tests and went backto his desk to wait. Once the testwas over, the students all handedthe tests back in. The professornoticed that one of the studentshad attached a $100 bill to his testwith a note saying "A dollar perpoint." The next class the profes-sor handed the tests back out. This

    student got back his test and $56change.

    Shortly after the 911 emergency

    number became available, an eld-

    erly and quite ill lady appeared in a

    Rochester hospital emergency

    room, having driven herself to thehospital and barely managing to

    stagger in from the parking lot. The

    horrified nurse said, 'Why didn't

    you call the 911 number and get an

    ambulance?' The lady said, 'My

    phone doesn't have an eleven

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    Website: TheHotSpotMagazine.com

    You Tube: SavHotSpot

    Watch Our Videos from HOT SPOT TVOn the HOT SPOT Channel

    Laughs

    Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said,

    "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I

    think there's somebody under it. I get underthe bed, I think there's somebody on top of it.

    Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me,I'm going crazy!"

    "Just put yourself in my hands for two years,"

    said the shrink. "Come to me three times aweek, and I'll cure your fears."

    "How much do you charge?"

    "A hundred dollars per visit."

    "I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

    Six months later the doctor met Shakey on thestreet. "Why didn't you ever come to see meagain?" asked the psychiatrist.

    "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender

    cured me for ten dollars."

    "Is that so! How?"

    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

    Laughs

    A group of psychiatrists were attending a con-

    vention. Four of them decided to leave, and

    walked out together. One said to the other three,

    "People are

    always coming to us with their guilt and fears,

    but we have no one that we can go to when we

    have problems." The others agreed.

    Then one said, "Since we are all professionals,

    why don't we take some time right now to hear

    each other out?"

    The other three agreed.

    The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrolla-

    ble desire to kill my patients."

    The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive

    things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out

    of their money whenever I can so I can buy thethings I want."

    The third followed with, "I'm involved with sell-

    ing drugs and often get my patients to sell them

    for me."

    The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know

    I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try,

    I can't keep a secret..."

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    Website: Facebook.com Ronald Gilliard

    Website: Facebook.com The Hot Spot Magazine

    Keep in Touch and Find Out WhatsGoing On in the Clubs and at Events,

    Laughs

    A man walked into a therapist's office looking verydepressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on

    like this."

    "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.

    "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with

    the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem toscare them away."

    "My friend, this is not a serious problem. You justneed to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I

    want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror.

    Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun per-son, and an attractive person. But say it with real

    conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzz-

    ing all around you."

    The man seemed content with this advice and

    walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks

    later he returned with the same downtrodden expres-sion on his face.

    "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

    "It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've

    enjoyed some of the best moments in my life withthe most fabulous looking women."

    "So, what's your problem?"

    "I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife

    does."

    Laughs

    A man is strolling past the mental hospital and sud-denly remembers an important meeting.

    Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannottell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patientsimilarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

    Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me,sir, but do you have the time?"

    The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throwshimself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick ashe does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and,pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself thatthe stick is vertical.

    With a compass, the patient locates north and with asteel ruler, measures the precise length of theshadow cast by the stick.

    Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patientcalculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his toolsand turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is nowprecisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th,which I believe it is."

    The man can't help but be impressed by this demon-stration, and sets his watch accordingly.

    Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That wasreally quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you doon a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts noshadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "Isuppose I'd just look at my watch."

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    SUDOKU

    The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

    digits from 1 to 9 into the

    blank spaces. Every row must contain

    one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3

    square. Each Sudoku has a

    unique solution that can be reached

    logically without guessing.

    The Solution is at the end of the Book.

    No Peeking.

    HOT SPOT MAZE

    1 7 5

    6 8 3 7

    1 8 9 4

    4 3 5 8 1

    6 3 9 7

    8 2 4 9 5

    9 2 6 1

    7 5 6 2

    5 4 8

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    Sudoku Solution

    LaughsLaughs

    9 2 4 1 7 3 8 5 6

    6 8 3 4 9 5 2 1 7

    5 7 1 8 6 2 9 4 3

    4 3 9 5 8 7 6 2 1

    2 6 5 3 1 9 4 7 8

    8 1 7 6 2 4 3 9 5

    3 9 2 7 5 6 1 8 4

    7 4 8 9 3 1 5 6 2

    1 5 6 2 4 8 7 3 9

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