HOUSE RULES FOR HOUSE IDIOTS :)

1. WHEN U COME INTO THE HOUSE, TAKE OFF YOUR PROBABLY DIRTY AND RAINY SHOES AND ALSO LEAVE YOUR JACKET OR COAT ON THE HANGER OR IN YOUR ROOM, WHY? I DON'T KNOW MAYBE CAUSE U ARE AT HOME AND U'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE AND U DON'T NEED IT NEXT TO YOU

2. PUT THE GARBAGE IN THE BIN!! FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN U EAT KINDER BUENO AND IT’S GONE, WE DON'T NEED A REMINDER THAT KINDER BUENO EXISTED… IT'S MEAN!!

3. SMOKERS, ATTENTION!! THERE IS A THING CALLED ASHTRAY!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE HEAVEN FOR CIGARETS, THEY DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A COCA-COLA CAN, TRUST ME…ITS BETTER FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE THEM IN ASHTRAY

4. SMOKERS!! SOMETIMES WE NEED FRESH AIR, SO SOMETIMES OPEN A WINDOW AFTER SMOKING A WHOLE BOX OF CIGARETES!

5. KEEP THE LIVINGROOM CLEAN, AS FAR AS I KNOW, SOME PEOPLE SACRIFIED THEIR OWN PEACE FOR OUR PEACE…SO BE AWARE OF THAT AND RESPECT PEOPLE WHO ARE SLEEPING IN LIVING ROOM!

6. DON'T BE TOO LOUD, DON'T YELL AT PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE AND EVENTHOUGH WE ALL LOVE LOUD MUSIC RESPECT THAT SOMEONE IS SOMETIMES HAVING A BAD DAY AND NEEDS SILENCE

7. DON'T SLAM THE DOORS!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT OUR PROPERTY AND IT'S ANNOYING AND IT MAKES EVERYONE NERVOUS!!! WALK SLOWLY WHEN SOMEONE IS SLEEPING

8. IF U HAVE A PROBLEM CALL 911 HAHAH :) OK, IF U REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM TALK WITH US, WE ARE NOT SCARY AND WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS WHO MAKE MISTAKES SAME AS U DO…SO THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IF U TELL US A PROBLEM IS….SOLUTION!

9. WE ARE NOT THE SAME, AND WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME NEEDS, RESPECT THAT CAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW U WANT TO BE RESPECTED FROM US…SO IT'S A MAGIC CIRCLE…

10. BE CAREFULL WITH STUFF IN THE APARTMENT!!! WE ARE SAVING MONEY, NOT SPENDING IT ON REPARING THINGS

11. SAD,SAD RULE !! NO PARTIES IN THIS APARTMENT, WE PUT A LOT OF EFFORT IN GETTING ONE SO WE CAN NOT TAKE A RISK AND LOSE IT! BUT WE CAN BE ANIMALS IN SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE DURING THEIR PARTY:D

12. DRINKING ALLOWED! SMOKING ALLOWED! WEED ALLOWD! OTHER SUPSTANCES ALLOWED!

13. FOR THE COUPLES!! SEX…ALLOWED BUT!!! ONLY WITH PRITTY LOUD MUSIC OR WHEN NO ONE IS AT HOME…WE ARE TRYING TO AVOID AWKWARD MOMENTS AND WE DON'T WANNA MAKE JELLOUS OTHER PEOPLE WHOSE SEX LIFE IS DEAD

14. THEIR ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE WHO LIKE YOGA, SO RESPECT THEIR PEACE, AND YOGA PEOPLE RESPECT OUR HABBITS, THEIR MUST BE SOME TIME IN A DAY WHEN WE CAN LIVE ALL THOGETHER IN PEACE

15. KITCHEN AND LIVING ROOM ARE ONE, SO DON'T LEAVE DISHES AND GLASSES AFTER DRINK AND FOOD AT THE TABLE…U HAVE EXACTLY 2 SECONDS TO THE SINK

16. WE ARE ALL LISTENING SIMILAR BUT NOT THE SAME MUSIC…SO EVENTHOUGH THERE WILL BE A LOT OF „U CAN PUT WHATHEVET U WANT“ THERE WILL ALSO BE MOMENTS WHEN JUST ONE PERSON LIKES THE SONG…LEAVE THAT PERSON ALONE AND HAPPY…SONG LASTS APPROXIMATELY 4 MINUTS…IF U CANT DO THAT…FUCK OFF :)

17. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS LOCK THE APARTMENT, KEEP THE KEYS SAFE AND PUT THEM AT ONE PLACE

18. DON'T OPEEEN AND DONT YELL „WHOOOOOOO ISSSSSSS?????“ TO THE STRANGERS! WE ARE NOT IN A HORROR MOVIE, AND ITS LANDLORD PROBABLY SO DON'T OPEN…CAUSE IT WILL BE A HORROR MOVIE THAN

19. WE ARE NOT WORKING IN THE SAME TIME, SO SOMETIMES SOMEONE WILL BE TIRED AND SOMEONE WILL BE HYPERACTIVE…PLEASE BE AWARE OF THAT…U „TIRED ONE“ SMILEEEEEEE EVEN IF ITS HARD…AND UUUUUU HYPERACTIVE ONE….CALM DOWN A BIT…OR GO AT GREENERY AND KICK MY FORMER MANAGER IN THE ASS

20. TALK TO EACH OTHER

21. DON'T USE SOMEONE ELSES THINGS BEFORE U ASK FOR PREMISSION AND IF THEY ALLOWE U THAN BE GRATEFULL AND KEEP THEM SAFE AND BRING THEM BACK WHERE THEY WERE

22. ALWAY ASK FOR SOMEBODY'S THINGS U NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS SOMETHING…FOR EXAMPLE THERE ARE THING THAT I USE ONCE PER YEAR, BUT U DON'T KNOW WHAT THAY IN YEAR IS THAT ONE…BUT MURPHY'S LAW SAYS THAT THAT IS ALWAYS A

DAY IN A YEAR WHEN YOU TOOK THAT STUFF FROM ME!!!

23. DON'T FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER, WE ARE NOT CHILDREN, WE ARE CHILDREN IN GROWN UPS BODY'S SO WE SHOULD ACT WITH OUR BODIES LIKE GROWN UPS, THAT INCLUDES SPEAKING

24. IF WE HAVE GUESTS, WE SHOULD EXPLAIN THEM HOW TO ACT IN OUR HOUSE AND HOPE THAT OUR GUESTS ALREADY HAVE GOOD MANNERS

25. IMPORTANT RULE IS TO SAVE THE MONEY FOR THE RENT AND BILLS! WE ALL LOVE OUR INTERNET, WORM BAD, HOT WATER AND ROOF OVER OUR HEADS…WE DON'T WANT TO SEE LANDLORD IF WE DON'T HAVE TO!!

26. PLEASE BE QUIET IF SOMEONE IS SLEEPING AND U SLEEPER…PLEASE DON'T MIND IF WE ARE LOUD SOMETIMES...WE ARE YOUNG AND IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE…DON'T BE A PUSSY

27. IF U KNOW SOMEONE IS WORKING IN THE MORNING…WAKE HIM UP…DON'T BE A BITCH!

29. DON’T SMOKE SOMEONES LAST COUPLE OF CIGARETES, NO ONE LIKES IT…OR ASK!

30. SAY THANK YOU AND PLEASE AND OTHER POLITE SHIT

31. SMILE OR CRY FROM LAUGHTER

32. READ THIS ONCE IN A WHILE, IT'S NOT THAT U ARE READING ALL THE TIME…IT WILL NOT HARM YOU :)

NOW, FUCK OFF AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!