how to make prison wine - just in case

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How to Make Prison Wine (Just in Case)

Maybe youre getting ready for your friends annual Oz Christmas party, or maybe youre justcounting the days until The Man comes down on you for all those jaywalking tickets, but at some

point its important that everybody learn how to make pruno , aka prison wine a D ! boo"e madeof fruit, preservatives, sugar, and mo#ie that you can cook up in a couple of days $ Days youll nodoubt spend sharpening a spoon into something more useful$ %ike a spork, or whatever$

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How to Make Prison Wine

Step 1'irst, take as many oranges as you can get from the mess hall( about )*+ will do$ f you still needto stuff them in a pillowcase to beat on your cellmate, dont worry they can be bruised$ -eel .emand toss .em in a giant /iploc bag$

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Step 2 0e#t, take a gigantic can of fruit cocktail 1two, if you can smuggle them2 and dump it, juice and all,into the bag$ 3ave a couple grapes to eat though$ Theyre delicious$

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Step 3 0e#t, youre gonna need some sugar to help the fermentation process$ 34uirrel away about )cubes, then about 5tbsp of ketchup, just for a little acidity in the mi#$ Thats about four packets$

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Step 4!east is what makes this crap turn into alcohol, so toss whatever bread you can in there so theyeastll get the juices boo"in$ Dont overdo it6 a piece or two should suffice$

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Step 53ince your pillowcase is now devoid of oranges, youre gonna need to use your fists to pound themi#ture into a pulp$ 7e sure to seal your bag first, though, or else your cells gonna look like you

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Step 6-ut the bag somewhere warm and safe maybe the toilet, maybe a sink, maybe a bucket yousmuggled in and pour warm water over it to help the fermentation$ Then either cover it or wrap it

in a towel$ 9ach day, repeat the process of pouring warm water over the bag$ Do this for 5 ! "a#s$ &&&&&&&
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Step 6 1%2:h sh;t< !eah, so theres gonna be some gas as this turns into boo"e$ Make sure to leave the bagopen a tiny crack or else your /iploc bags gonna turn into a tropical time*bomb, which is what gotyou here in the first place$

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Step !&fter a'out a week , strain the nasty fruit goop$ f you cant find a strainer, just shank the bag a

bunch of times and( voila< D ! strainer$

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he *i+ ,esu+ts7ada*bing< t looks like Tang$ t smells like rotten fruit and boo"e$ 3o what does the fruit of ourcell*block labor taste like=

magine brushing your teeth, slamming a glass of grapefruit juice, throwing it all up, then drinkingit again, and youre close to the flavor profile of this concoction$ Maybe add earwa# and a littleglue$ 7ut hey, its boo"e$ >nd it beats the hell out of spending a week in solitary with just water andspork*related fever dreams$

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