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THE WASHINGTON HERALD SUNDAY FEBRUARY 13 19104
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SUNDAY FEBRUARY II 1910
Celebrate the Completion Here
The suggestion made by RepresentativeMoore of Pennsylvania at the Commer-cial Grub dinner last Friday night Is onethat not to be lightly regardedThe completion of the Panama Canal willmark an era in American history Notonly will ft demonstrate the engineeringand executive ability of our people but Itwill prove to the world that we canundertake and carry to successful con-
clusion a gftat nterpri e without taint-ing Ita progress with scandal When thework was laced in the hinds of the Enfiineer Corps of the army It was a fprefcone concision that it wOMklbe ener-getically and systemnUcaHy prosecutedand that the largest degree of accomplish-ment woiihi be secured with the minimumexpenditure
Washington te the logical place for celelia tingle completion oC this stupendousworK Panama is too tar away Herein-t NVtiomti Capital there can be con-st a large topographical model of theanal aniH fcere can be gathered not only-
a grej L hniijtber of our own people butropreaerftiJKes iron part of theworN It ti an event be madeas it ought to be made bothintcrnatfoiml If the proposed celebration
halt take the form of an exposition ashas been suggested we can outdo everyprevious similar demonstration if it shalllie decided to erect and dedicate a build-ing which shall be a monument to Ameri-can commerce and shell be repositoryof specimens Of our products then thecvoaskm can still be made one of uni-
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The Issue at PrincetonPresident Woodrow Wilson must keep-
a firm hand on affairs at Princeton toi airy through his plans He has strongopposition in Dean West of the graduateshool and the issue is clearly dranIt is whether the graduate school shalll f one of the departments of the largerinstitution or shall be independent to agreat degree
Two gifts for the endowment of agraduate college had been offered oneapparently conditioned upon a site on orrear the campus the other contemplating
location at some distance from theother school buildings In addition tothe segregation of the buildings camethe determination of control and thetonnectkm between the graduates andundergraduates It was ai questionT hot her tbe two should pursue their work
live their student life in separatelousing or should enjoy a more or lessommen experience with its opportunity-for mutual contacts and reactions
Because it woe impossible to unite thetwo foundations or reconcile the two pro-posed gifts the larger one by Mr Proctor was withdrawn President Wilsonwho heW for a proper university controlwon out in the faculty but the dis en
created stilt exist The facultyand trustees hope however to find someform of adjustment whereby the mattercan be settled amicably
Tho Issue is not alone one of graduateswho seek to find a form of life suitable tothemselves practically ignoring the remainder of the Institution It relates tothe freest and fullest development of thedemocratic spirit in the university Presi-dent Wilson is anxious to have a systemof dormitories in which all the studentslull be on an equality ibis would meantho abolition of tho expensive and ex-
clusive clubs whioh have been so markeda feature of Princeton life
Tho quad system which Princeton Istrying to enforce has its counterpart inHarvard and Yale where too same prob-lem of student control exists These In-
stitutions are trying to abolish tho richmens dormitories to which only thePons of wealthy men can belong andwhich take away from democraticfpirit of tho Normal college lifeis democracy In its fullest expression andthis fact is coming to be realised Any-thing which tends In a contrary directio-ns viewed with suspicion by the wisestfducators Man against man with noliandicap or advantage is the conditionwlich Should Da found in every Americancollege When tillS condition ig absentor not gttten opportunity to thrive thecollege will be the loser
Colleges already have been placed onthe defensive They must show resultWhen men of affairs such as Richard TCrane the multimillionaire manufacturercf Chicago writes a book condemning thomethods uses and expenses of the socalled higher education it is time forthe college to take an accounting anti seewhether the criticism is merited or notMr Crane says
Tho college BMB talk as ttmtgfc they Dew allabtrnt er t oOMT man bud MB that Uttfcould aajMgg affaira blUer tfcas bmfos IBMthnn elTsJ-
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President Wilson has taken a standwhich shows him to be in touch with af-
fairs from the larger viewpoint His po-
sition Is a reply to tho criticism of MrCrane Contact with fellowstudonts willprove beneficial and for that matter theprofessors can well heed the suggestions-for pedantry Is no longer looked upon aswisdom Tho oollogo professor must provehis case before the larger jury His opin-
ions carry no more weight than those ofthe successful man of affairs He mustquickly realize this or the inevitable re-
sult will be his elimination from a posi-
tion of honor and trust The dawn of anow era Is seen at Princeton PresidentWilson has taken the right stand
The Valentine
The grownup American of today lackssentiment This can be shown by thetow love letters written by the criterionof publishers anil stage managers whofeel the pulse of the public through thepocketbook and by the matteroffactness with which wo deal with the sentimoots when they are exposed to pub-
lic gazo in the divorce courtWe are fast forcing the children to
become prosaic and tho delights of SantaClaus of the glorious Fourth and of theother occasions whon we should allowfancy to overrule the practical mind areno longer presont in many households
There was n time whon the approachof St Valentinos day brought a thrillto most of us We looked forward to theday when we could pick out the
and most elaborate creation ofthe artist and by its token show ourundying affection for some little maidOr at a still younger period of our ca-
reer we would rummage through thecomics and pick out one that we knew
had the proper sting in it An old maidgenerally our teacher or a crusty bach-
elor would be the recipient of a pennyvalentine in the hope that it wouldcause the tender sensibility to suitor
Of the sentimental valentine there wasa time when the massage it bore wastaken seriously Even now laid away inthe rose loaves of many a feminine se-
cret cabinet can bo found one or moreof these missives of affection The oklfashioned valentine was a good and puresentiment and indicated that chivalry still survived while the admirationwhich it expressed was of a nobler andmore respectful character than is oftenseen in the present day A return to theoldfashioned view would not harm usModern civilization seems1 to domand thatwe should combine the practical and sen-
timental but after all the generationsof long ago can yet teach Us many thingsworth while
Flanking the Hon Jeff
For one who protests so vehemently tohave all but cornered thb homelier virtues of statesmanship in the UnitedStates Senate it is somowWU surprisingto learn that the Hon JeW Davis ofArkansas has not yet come to appreciatethe force of that trite tried and Vueold maxim When the cats away the
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lion Jeff Friday The real octopusmind petroleum thing It allcame about because the Junior Senatorfront Arkansas was not watching outwith his generally accredited vigilanceSome pipe line people wanted to getacross some land in the great State ofArkansas which the Hon JeW hadsworn by the great horn spoon theyshould not The Hon JeW is the mostrampant friend the common people haveon this earth He hates a pipe line withthe hIssIng hate of well he hates
right He hates it all of the time andthen some Especially if It is a kerosenetainted thing and ths is Whereforethe proposition had to put on its gum-shoes In getting by the lion Jeff inthe Senate As might have boon expectedhowever it promptly donned the req-
uisite rubbers that being the easiestthing it knows anyhow The pipe lintperil stalked the Senate a littlewhile Friday and then tripped merrilyif gingerly and very quietly along to itspassage At tho psychological momentthe Hon Jeff was somewhere else nomatter where Ho was not in tho Senateat least Hence those tears
Tho thing that pesters us is how is theHon Jeff1 going to square this with thefolks at home Shall he oonfass that Uteerstwhile despleod and scorned octopus-is too much for him Shall he admit tohis people that for ways that are darkand tricks that are vain tbe octopus
extraordinarily peculiar that it keepseven tho Hon Joff Davis guessingPerish the thought Doubtless theywould not bolleve him If he did such ishis doughty reputation
But if the Hon Jeff falls asleep atthe switch and permits the octopus tobrush by what rational hope may thecommon people righteously entertain thatthe octopus over will be undone truly
It is a morose person Indeed whocannot find amusement In Florid saysthe Jacksonville TimesUnion Amuse-ment Is easy enough to flim in Floridait is expensive some however
So far nobody has suggested Mr Bryanas a suitable man to head a south polarexpedition And yet Mr Bryan is accustomed to freezeouts
A Now Hampshire man behaves he canbreed variety of hens that will laythroe eggs per day Castles In Spain probably would look like tumbled down shacksto this man
Rich beyond the dreams oC aparieeSomehow wo think thore Is an expressionthat might righteously bo canned and forgotten-
A man out West has been accused offorty murders says the Rochester Unionand Advertiser Time for that man togive up being a chauffeur
Now Rochelle man feeling for a doorin the dark broke his nose on the edgeof it says the New York Herald Andall the sympathy he will get wlll comefrom the fellow who has nightly difficultyfitting the key to a bunch of keyholes
Coffee In bulk costs only 8 cents apound yet I havo to pay 38 cents a poundfor that which I use on my table saysRepresentative Longworth This should
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Raising goats for meat is a profitablebusiness says a rural exchange Likeso many things however there is abutt In the suggestion
A bill to make the breaking of cam-
paign pledges a penal offense has beenintroduced in the Kentucky legislaturenotes the Savannah News That would bofine for the lawyers No trouble whateverabout showing th t a campaign pledgemeans something else
The new English Parliament bids fairto bo a sort of ncwyoueceitnowyoudont institutions
Young Mr Roosevelt is reported to havemade wonderful progress learning thecarpet business For an eligible youngman however he did not stay on thecarpet long
Yesterday a stevedore today operatedupon for appendicitis A very versatilesort of monarch is Gustavo of Sweden
Mr Peary Is used to rough sledding butit is extremely improbable that ho cnnget by the obstructions tho House hassot along his road to that rear admiralsberth
Among those United States Senatorswho declined to servo on the BalllngarInvestigating committee however thename of Simon Guggenheim does notappear
Pickles are going up in price Oh girls
We hereby nominate Dr Frederick ACook to be a high private In tho rearranks of the horse marines
The manager of the Cincinnati baseballteam has decided that he will sign noplayer this your who takes a drink ofliquor In any circumstances or at any-time Baseball is business and businessmixes badly with higltballs
Senator Platt has nothing to saynotes the Cincinnati Commercial TribuneThe Senator deserves greet credit forsaying It then
People who make a practice of rWlngin taxicabs gradually become more andmore charitMe in thought toward gasmeters
In spite of all that Senator Nelson cando to aid Baltinger begins Tom Watsons Jeffersonian That is entirely unworthy of Mr Watson If Mr Nelson
an honest man it is doubtful whethereven Mr Watson is
The Postofflce Department has issuedan order prohIbiting rural man carriersfrom stopping to flsh when on duty Anextremely timely but more or less cruelpromulgation wo think
TINt Wilmington Dispatch says UndoToe ie a chestnut Same people wouldsay chesty rather
Japan asserts that it does not tuestronSecretary Knoxs motives in the leastThis is as cheerful as the fellow who in-
forms you text morning that you mightlook worse of course
Mrs Bwana Tumbo jr to be may aswelt prepare herself for ntpra differentvarieties of publicity within tbe next fewmonths than eer were dreamed of mher philosophy heretofore
The Pullman Company is about to di-
vide 3MMC 9f pronts This informa-tion will hardly too to raak sleetsweeter in a Pullman berth neverthe-less
CHAT OF THE FORUM
Ignorance I IlllssFrom the Batrtnom Sue
The Pot dMMt ICMW what he MIMed by Mt-Mci s Mr PfcfataHta
A Reminder of Hnppj DaysPram the KaocTWe SMtiML
We never s a likeaew of KMT AtotratUbt-Pawys Brf TtMge without Uttokwg rf DR Oook-nartaUe grin Jrfa mtk of row and hfc sirajujb
The PrcHldcnfs SunFtaR Uw Ctenftuid Itata Dealer
President Wt WM MOOM in schofowhqi i kh-ebiw at Yale life KM rania ant in U-fe a wise child that i w tfcaa its MmLather
A Pnljinlile liltFrom UK AattiR Steteswn-
SwaWr P f her decbnU that k would newMU aSks agate ifcowa that he has at tot wbneka jojwkr bran and raked a setrtteoBt mrctthe cordial iwlweeBKHt at a large majority of Mparty U Ohio
The Stnteliond SituationFran the Santa Fe Km llwlcis
Statckood MtUeak few the wk lists BMr-afawabJ then fi lIsa wtaWe wferdft Uw afc ilies differs nkttwllr from that is iM pass whetthe eoUWc ia k ii 9 were topefal wWk ONK w
How Times Have ChangedFrom the Topeka StAte JoursaJ
dates aw far different now what theyUMd to W is eTkka d ag in j fact that UnitedState Senator Gene of Oklahoma actually hail toborrow money to on a railroad train inasmuchai be tad left Us owm bask roll at home It wantBO airy tens ace that money was the very last thiaga halted Stata Senator or say otiier p Wic odeialseeded to on a railroad
Whlcli TTc Wonder RIghtFrom the Norfolk Virgiaiaailtet-
Bonatoc Carter of Montana eerionslr and aolttmBlydeclares that the United States gorernmest is a-
thorlied to do those Uiteo whicfa aro not jwohiWtodby the Coa til UoB The teath amendment dU-
tJBCtly states that powers not delegated to theUnited States b the Constitution nor prohibited byit to the States are reserved to the States respective-ly or to the peatf-
eIIO3IE SWEET HOME
And call of peace is heardAnd the dna of ore is saUline-
Wliere tho battles hare ooourrcdwes sewg that sootbw us eetOly
In the lands whereer we roomAs we dream of tore and laughter
To tic strain of Home Sweet Rune
Far beyond Ute edge ef dayttsfct-Whera the eight comes stealing up
Zephyr briar Ute wbtte musicAss the wise within our cup
Warms tIe heart to natures sbdawsOer the tend or briny foam
theres hope and goodly i wnifoIn the strains of Hone Sweet Home
Treasured hours come as comradesFrom the vales of long ago
latenBinjfinff with the kindMUOf the fires narmth and glow
All that wia ef June and rosesWe peruse in epitome
With a heart that sh j3 the chorusTo the strains of Home Sweet Home
Wben the foal days up n usAnd the twOtgbt shaLlows steal
As we saw back oer the journeyOn a life ef woe or weal
We ehall smite awl turn am facesWith a pnjcr to hoareus dame
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They rood hUt flery 8peech back homeAnd say theyll bet
That It has left the big white domeVibrating yet
They road the speeaU than strut aboutIntensely proud
They think it rnu t kayo put to routoUr crowd
They say It throws into the shadeAll former feats
They do not know that apoooh was madeTo ompty
An Effectual cureShe wants to be a slater to meYou can easily get her out of that no-
tionAs to howTrout her as you would a sister
llniuiurs SometimesHere is a joke that I have never seen
before remarked tine literary editorDeolino It advised the art editor
Some unscrupulous person is trying topalm oft something new and original-
A Moan SchemeHo thought it was a valentine
It made him thrillIt hurt his prklo to find Inside
A pesky bill
Our Ictvclapaper that eggs have gone
up 8 a caraLA earatrOh all I road it wrong Its J2
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Aliuiit lucHere is an aeroplane catalogueGood enough Ill supply it with
dialogue and have the first aviationnovel
AVIuit Might Hnvc fleesIt is said that Napoleon contemplated
coming to America after Waterloo Seemsa pity that be could not perfect hisplans
It does so What a hit he would hvemade In vaudeville
DAVID ROWLAND FRASCIS-
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nourinu for SenatePita York Globe
David Rowland Francis known to allUw crowned heads as plain Dave Is
a candidate for the Senatorial toga whichhas been draped around the mere or lessornate form of William Warner Andplain Dave is raising Mister on hisupper lip bussing babies and his righthand involuntarily opens and clenchesat sighting one of the honest yeomanrylIe te the designer sole patentee andonly user of the emotional or Zazahandshake It is an temperamental asa painter in Paris Once ha gets thewarm passionate clutch upon the stur-dy voters paw the sturdy voter willthrow up his hat with his other handand begin to holler for good old Dave
It would be improper and untrue tosay that Francis has handshakes hisway to Missouri eminence But itwouldnt be so fur out of the way atthat Handshaking ceased to be amere form of courtesy with him Longyears ago be elevated It to tho dignityof a science and now It has become anemotion He baa a large soft hand forone thing that curve and cttrta aroundtile other fellows hand with the mel-
lowing effect of one f those oldfashioned toddies with a roast apple i Mt AndDaves blue eyes gaae iSoqlfully into theeyes of the party of the second partand Daves tall form bends over andDaves murmurous voice melllilutes hisutter happiness at this longdraamedof
And by and by he lots go andthe other party stumbles away smilingfoolishly and hoping it isnt time towake up That handshake has thestupefying effect on tbe other fellowthat catnip has on a cat It te conceiv-able that a cat might be morally certainthat catnip 1s injurious but he figuresthat one more nip wont hurt
Francis has the oneman grapplingrecord of the world He shook handswith every voter In St Louts when hewas elected mayor of that city beingbut thirtyone years okI at the timeAnd then he shook hands with everyvoter in Missouri at least twieo on thetwo occasions when he was elected gov-
ernor of the State And then PresidentCleveland made him Secretary of the In-
terior and he did his best to shakehands with every Democratic voterThen he became president of tho Louis-iana Purchase Exposition Companywhich held a nearworlds fair in StLouis and be shook hands with every-man of prominence that came to the fairand dined with every civic organizationin the United States and did his diges-tive share at each board too And thanhe a tour of Europe and got the
heads by the elbow while hotold em how old Mizaoo appreciated the
xhibit of horned toads said crownedheads had sent to the show And nowhell either shake his way into the Sen-
ate or the members of Missouris legis-lature will get corns on their fingers
Born flftynlne year ago in RichmondKy Francis went to St Louis wherehe had rich relatives when ho was sixteen yeors old Graduating from
University he fell in love chang-ed his plan of studying law and becamea grocer in order to marry The grocerypromptly failed but Francis went intothe grain commission business piledup a fortune that has continued to growA large part of the success of tho StLouis Exposition was due to his untir-ing work for he gave his time to it utterly for months on end not to speakof a good many thousand dollars ireis suave smooth and courteous can anddoes Work all day and all night when lietakes a job is a clever speaker and agood business man He always likes todo things the polito way but when thatis barred he does them the other wayOne of the things that Missouri likesabout him is that ho likes all the goodthings of life A year or so after hoswung around the royal circle in Europesome American met the late King Leopold of Belgium
Hows Dave asked Leopold
Strange NamesR m Use Kansas City
A Chicago paper says that Dod Gastonof Kansas has a time that is little shortof swearing But speaking of names thatare blasphemous a New York editor asksHow about Charles G D Roberts
A Point to RememberPram the Birmingham ApeHeraW
Its pretty tough when a man lookslike a monkey
So it is but he can do much to redeemhimself by not acting like one
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The waters of the seas lakes riversand streams are vary often colored Takefor instance the water of the Mediter-ranean Sea which is of a greenbluetinge or tho brilliant Rod River in SouthAmerica which is thus named because ofthe peculiar cast of its waters The StLawrence in Canada is pale green Inhue and tine Ottawa is golden brownand where those two rivers meet a pecu-liar sight it is to see here and therepatches of water which remain unmixedOtherwise than this water reflects thecolors of its surroundings and a socalled emerald pool in the White Moun-tain is green because the birches on itsborders in early summer are brilliantgreen The Blue Grotto in Capri Italyshows a remarkably rich color near togreenblue because all the light receivedin that grotto comes through the waterat its entrance and as I said theMediterranean is greenblue the waterof tho geysers In the Yellowstone Partsare also colored by natural mineral dy
Voting by ElectricityIt is tho general understanding and be-
lief that the Frenchmans mode ofas swift or swifter than the turbulent
tide of the Seine which hits but recentlycarried destruction into the French capi-tal The Frenchman shows electrical swift-ness In his domestic social and business
and now he Is to show a similarswiftness in casting his vote when thenext chamber convenes The old systemof roll call was entirety too stow for thesprightly and nervous Parisians beingdistinctly locking in that element of spectaculartam which has always best Joyto every French heart At the next meet-ing of the chamber its members will Iudfacing them a screen placed directly inthe rear of the secretarys table whichwill contain Ute names of all the mem-bers Opposite each name win be fivespaces marked present absent
yes no and vote unrecorded AtUte beginning of each session when thedeputy takes hte seat he will pros a but-ton on his desk so as to record tbe factthat he is present When a vote Ik wish-ed all that will be required of the mem-bers ig a gentle pressing of a convenientlyplaced button on each mans desk
vote will be recorded upon the screenwithin full view of all including tilegallery
Imperial ToicnyThere is one product of tIM earth that
monoy cannot purchase Imperial TokayThis worldfumed wine is the product ofa vineyard in Hungary and is reservedfor the exclusive u of the Austrian Em-peror The present Emperor very gen-
erously distributes bulk of the annualvintage among the crewned heads ofEurope and his personal friends butvery rarely indeed is it the case thatany of this precious liquor finds its wayInto the markets This happens only whenthe contents of the cellars of a deceasemonarch are sold Consequently unlesshe could procure a few bottles by underhand meant even tile multimillionairewould never be aide to Mate ImperialTokay There Is however another ordi-nary Tokay made fairly large quanti-ties by the peasants of Hungary and thisany one with money can buy Bui ofcourse It falls very snort OC theTokay consumed at the royal tables
The PoUon TreeIn only two places in the world
Queensland and the west coast of Africacan there be found thatTBOst remarkable-of natures productions known as thecrytnropnlocum laboncherl or poisontree Referring to this tree in speakingat a meeting of tbe Sydney Natural His-tory Society A Meston says that whenin full foliage it is one of the most beau-tiful trees in the world The wood hielegantly grained and marked by colorsand peculiar streaks which readily dis-tinguish it from any other known tim-ber The tree bears long pods contain-ing beans which like the leaves arefatal to animal life The stomach of adead goat or a deed sheep may showonly three or four undigested grossloaves All animate are bUild
they die and remain blind if theyrecover This tree killed sixteen of theChiUagoe Companys camels It killedsome of the horses and cattle oC tbe Jardine brothers In their expedition to CapeYork in 1S On one occasion it killedseveral thousand sheep on one of the gulfriver Occasionally an aboriginal LucreUS Borgta disposes of a rival by mixing-of crushed beans in a mashed yam orpounded cunejebol sad th unhappyJuliet can nevermore gaze upon her lostRomeo Even inhaling the smoke of theburning wood is said to have a disas-trous effect upon ladles who in Byronicphrase are among those who love theirlords Consequently It is never used forfirewood except in extreme case of matrimonial Infelicity
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Impeachment of Warren Hastings February 13
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One of the moet notable events of today In history was the beginning of thecelebrated impeachment trial of WarrenHastings Hastings was an Englishstatesman who had been governor general of India He entered upon the dutiesat the beginning of 1774 He was charg-ed with unscrupulous expedients to raisemoney almost at the beginning of hisgovernor generalship This was but oneof numerous grave charges His trialwhich began on February 18 178S lasteduntil April 23 1795 and finally after sev-
eral long years during which time weremade some of the greatest speeches everdelivered in the British House of Com-
mons Hastings was acquittedHastings was undoubtedly a man of
great industry and labored untiringlyfor the good of India often however byquestionable methods To him the Eng-
lish government te largely indebted forits political and judicial organization inIndia and for its method of Indian
This famou trial took place In West-
minster Hall and the impeachmentcharges wore brought by Burke FoxSheridan Wlndhant and Earl GreyBurke opened the proceedings in a speechwhich lasted during four sessions DrMatthews in writing of the trial says
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most as Oriental us the scenes he depict-ed described in words that will live aslong as the English language the cruelties inflicted upon the natives of Indiaby agents of Hastings a convulsive shod
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Parent Aflopta Telling Method toStop Girls Extrnvnfaiice
yam the Xcmrk StarMIu Louise A hayes a beautiful
blond of nineteen is tearful inmothers handsome home IfiM Broadstreet because her mother Mrs WHayes has executed her threat to askthe newspapers to aid her In checkingthe girls erase for expensive silk stock-ings The story all out by the in-
sertion in the Star of the following ad-
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Hayes will not be responsible for anydebts contracted by her daughter MissHayes
When a newspaper representative7 called on Mrs Hayes she admitted that shehad caused the advertisement to be pub-lished and that it was the only means
to hor to cure her daughters indul-gence of her passion for stockings thathans cost her hundreds of dollars
Yes I Inserted the advertisementsaid Mrs Hayes and I intend to closeup all my accounts at tho stores in Newark It was the only thing left for me todo I told Louise on several occasionsthat her wholesale buying of these expen-sive stockings would have to stop andfinally I threatened that I would insertan advertisement in the newspapers Shedared me to do so I would not take thedare and that is nil there is to it
It te said that it was nothing but stockstockings and then more stockings-
at the fine Broad street home There camewith the hosiery bills of large figures Itwas said that every time the postmanswhistle blew Mrs Hayes fearfulthat the mall contained blue for motestockings ordered by to use her own ex-
pression her extravagant daughterAnd then came the advertisement
DIAMONDS TO COST MORE
Gem Cutters Get 3Ierehniit VasoeinIbis to Increase Their
rYn the New York Kveotac SeaThat leap in the price of diamonds of
which the gentlemanly clerks will soonbe telling you Is cOunted for Thediamond workers wanted to get back tothe wage rte tbat obtained before tbepanic of 1917 and needed Jut a 1212per cent increase it By an agree-ment just reached between New Yorkdiamond merchant arid the American
Cutters Protective Aasoctotlonthe workers are to have the increaseThe new scale of pay will date from lastMonday
Charles A Keene a diamond merchantwhen naked how this would affect thecolt of diamonds to the public said thatIt would mean an advance in price offrom K to JM a carat An effortmade he said to induce the union toagree to a tipnhukm that no further In-
crease of wages should be asked for tweyears Thte It refused tp do
From the fact that they are protectedby an agreement thAt none but relativesof the present workers shall ever betaught diamond cutting In the factorieshere they are hi a position to take anIndependent stand iMqt of the expertworkers in this country come from Bel-
gium Antwerp or Amsterdam TheAmerican is hence excluded from theHeld altogether The average earningsof the 490 polIsher brtiters and cleavershere are respectively HO a week 13 aweek and from 18000 to 10009 a yearIn the CUt of the cleaver the large in-
come enjoyed is due to the fact totis held responsible for faulty Handlinghi very costly materiaj
Nqt many years C 3r Reesea diamond be cloaved brutal and
polished for 10 cents a carat In otherwords a diamond cOuld be taken fromthe ground and delivered hIRed at thatcrt cost More recently the samework mu come to S a carat and withyesterday increase of pay to the menwill reach about Ja
In the Judgment of this merchant whoemploys about oneeighth of all the dlamend workers in the United States thedemand for the gem ts increasing Janu-ary he declared a bannor monthfor importations and sdlas TIle Importreached the enormous total of JMjG9-0M against MO uI or so Ute previousJanuary
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dignation and rage filled the breasts ofhis hearers some of the ladies swoonedaway For halt an hour I looked on theorator in a reverie of wonder and ac-tually thought myself the mot culpableman oh earth
The Hastings trial also gave to RichardBrlnaUy Sheridan opportunity forgreatest political achievement The man-agers of the impeachment assigned theprosecution of the second or Beguncharge the charge of robbing the Be-gums or PrtnftsgRs of Ourie to Sheridanand in developing tho evidence he spokefour lays His great speech is ono of thetraditions of British oratory being prob-ably the greatest oration ever delivered-in the British Parliament
When Hastings left the bar of justicefully acquitted of every charge be foundhis fortune all gone in defending htehonor He passed his remaining years ina quiet life at Daylesford living on apension given him by the East IndiaCompany In 1S1Z he was called on togive evidence upon Indian affairs beforethe two Houses of Parliament which re-
ceived him with exceptional marks ofrespect
The University of Oxford conferred onhim honorary degree of D C L tooin the following year he was sworn ofthe privy council and took a prominentpart in the reception given to the Dukeof Wellington and the aWed sovereignsHe died on August 29 ISiS in his eightylixth year
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he old btnlriawi maxim to tun outor produce cheap goods and eC taemis gradually hot surety making wajiforthe decidedly healthier principle of com-
bining tho practical with the beautifulIn other words to w greater thor
oughnaes nnd more conscienUoiwnsari inthe manufacture of every kind bo itmachinery wearing apparel luxury orobjects of art
This IB tbe opinion on the subject of1C Steams a prominent manufac-
turer and business man of Newwho was at the New WHlarfl andwho declared himself to be an ardent dis-
ciple of the principles of William MorrisJohn Rutfkin and othw praetleaPuenefactors of humanity of that kind
I am glad to know that right hers In
the Capital of the Nation there II cen-
ter where these doctrines of combiningthe beautiful with the useful are taught-
I am only sorry that the efforts mad bythis and crafts movement are not asyet as thoroughly appreciated by the peo-
ple of Washington as they deserve 16 beThe Morris Ruskin theory IB prac-tically demonstrated every day at theArts and Crafts School in this citywhere a I understand it there areclasses in leather work metal work de-
sign pottery and basketry whereevery department Is under the directionof a master crafUnmn It fs quite properthat Washington the City BoaaUfuIshould have in its midst a school of thiskiwi as the seat of the governmentshould also be the center of every intel-lectual effort
On my last visit this con-
tinued Mr Stearns I went to the PublicLibrary or Carnegie Library as I haveheard it called There my attention wasdirected to the exhibit of the Arts andCrafts School consisting of specimens ofbasketry jewelry design leather werkand other beautiful and useful thingsThey were all done in a masters stylereflecting the greatest possible credit ontheir respective makers My particularattention however was attracted to thespecimens of basketry as that line hasalways been my strongest hobby in factI made basketry the subject of a specialstudy and have quite a collection of alt
of willow work from all parts ofthe world The baskets which If I recol-lect the name correctly were the workof Miss Slason were the most perfectdemonstrations and most beautiful andartistic models I have ever seen
Work as this should be encouraged bythe public and it would only result inprofit and pleasure to everybody If thevarious public and private schools youngladies seminaries and colleges would
arts and crafts courses in theirregular curriculum The movement forthe MIlt of every kind in U e output oruseful articles should receive the pvbtk s
fullest approval and support
There can never be another invasion ofMexico except by foreign capital andthat is welcomed W 0l allembracingarms according to ChSnfijg T Hager ofChihuahua Mexico who is at tile ItatoighMr Racer is a mining engineer andclaims a residence hi Mexico said a Jthor-
oeglt knowledge of that countryThere is no socalled military ir
Mexico and the martial spirit tc not par-ticularly cultivated by Diaz the man whreally made Mexico JWs every effortbeen directed to the subordination ofarmy as an instrument of governmentexcept so far a U aright subserveown purposes in preserving the peace ofthe republIc The lawyer aad sraiasinanis and will be the governing force inMexico THe age of militarism has pasee1forever The real policies of Pornrio Diazwho has reenforced and strengthened t estructure of the government and his ad-
ministration with millions of foreigninvested in the resources of Mexico
its mines its commerce its agriculturalindustries and its railroads chiefly itrailroads for therein is the largestspeediest development of the countryupon which all the others are dependent
Mexico sold Mr Ha per stands upona money baste today of nearly a billionof American dollars stud about halt abillion of British capital There can beno serious upheaval in a nation financefrom those sources and it is part ofwise statesmanship of Porfirto flax to sobulwark his country against internal dis-
order and tho commenting rapacity of theforeigner
The drift of the event thereforeMexico Is steadily in the direction ofbringing her nearer to America com-mercially industrially and financiallyand even politically The possibility ofa President with American blood in hisveins is not so remote as may be imagined by those pot thoroughly familiarwith Mexican affairs DUxs life is samplete lie has accomplished a much aman could accomplish more than mostmen could have achieved AH the Honorand all the glory that could have come tuhim is now Ida Personally he is andyto retire from the duties of his arduousoffice and there is little doubt that hwould gladly lay down the cares of statif ho were sure that his work would becarried on as he and his wise and patri-otic councilors have planned
What ever may be said about the manwho Is to succeed Diets whenever thisgiant gets ready to step down GovEnrique Creel seems to have the rapportof the best anti most influential elementWhatever influence can be exerted by theAmericans In Mexico and that influenceis not small will be concentrated onCreels advancement to the PresidencyThis influence will be aided by the apprevnl of every progressive and intelli-gent Mexican aside from the small groupof recistas whose main Issue ag ex-
pressed in their political shibboleth isMexico for the Mexicans and whose
propaganda is wholly reactionary againstthe Diaz policy of encouragement toAmerican enterprise in the republic
how Woman AVns ManicFrwi the CM KP
According to a Hind legend this sthe proper origin of women Twaabtrlthe god of Vulcan of the Hindoo mythol-ogy created the world but on his com-
mencing to create woman be discoveredthat for man he had exhausted all hiscreative materials and that no one solidelement had been left This of coursegreatly perplexed Twashtri and causedhim to fall into a profound meditationWhen he arose from it he proceeded asfollows He took
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