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TRINITY NEWSA Dublin University Undergraduate Weekly

THURSDAY, 23rd MAY, 1963PRICE THREEPENCE

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In the week preceeding next Michaelmas Term, a Freshers

C0ngress will be held in Trinity. Its aim will be to introduce

rising Junior Freshmen to Ireland, to University life inTrinity and to each other.

It will take the form of lectures in the mornings by Prof.~Ioody and other speakers from inside College; tours of

College, Dublin and its environs in the afternoons and social

e~ents in the evenings.

These will include a sherryparty for Freshets, given by.~Iessrs. Hodges Figgis, fihns and

a dance.Hodges Figgis will also produce

the Congress Handbook which willcontain a map of Dublin andgeneral information not already

¢0ntained in the Coileg~ bookle.:

or Trinity Handbook, such as theCongress programme, times ofe.pening and closing of the Co-op,Coffee Bar, and Dublin pubs, and

:.mpmq:ant Collage regulations andaddresses.

It is hoped to secure the co-

eperation of College societies. TheE!iz. has already agreed to runan information bm’eau at FrontGate. The Congress is made poss-ible by the fact that Junior Fresh-

men have to register on the Man-(lay and Tuesday of the week

before the Arts lecture term andmust see their Tutors in the days

fallowing. The Congress will staI~

Entertain

at the

eor iart

Dinin| . . . Dan¢inIt ¯ ¯

~Nightly . . . Table d’Hote

~L~2.Dinner and a la Car~e

illtfftg" "-No Cover C,ar=e... lrll[’c~ Informal Dress ....

’";,m~ell gt., DI2~LI~-

ka:ty>~..

cn Wednesday evening and endcn Sunday night.

The Congress Committee in-

cludes Miss Brambell, the Wardencf Trinity Hall, Michael Catty,

Mark Turner, James Eme.rson andWilliam Pike and was formedunder the auspices of the S.C.M.but it is hoped that the S.R.C. will

run it in future years. The Provost

has kindly consented to act asFatron.

At the Phil. elections last Thurs-’day, Mr. A. B. West, the 9nlycandidate, was elected president.Secretary, D. Harvey; treasurer,

rl’. It. Henderson; librarian, A. A.R. Barton; ,registrar, R. Curtis.

Members of Council: M. Wahns-ley, S. Edwards, D. Dorman, D.

McConnel, B. Mitchell, S. Warner.The following were elected Hon-

orary Members of the Society:

Mr. A. A. Packenham-Walsh, Mz’.

d. R. West, Mr. J. T. Killen, Mr.C. E. Wood.

SymposiumThe Biology section of DUESA

~ill be holding a Symposium on

"’The Meaning of Science" in theDotany Lecture Theatre on Thurs-(lay 23rd May, Monday 27th, andThursday 30th May at 5 p.m. Three

papers of approximately twentyminutes duration will be .z~ad oneach evening. The Chairman willbe Professor Walton, Trinity’sNobel prize-winning atom-splitter,who, besides holding the Chair ofNatural and Experimental Philos-

ophy is also the President of theD.U. Campaign for Nuclea.r Dis-

armament.

Trinity trust-Players, whose reputation in

University Drama circles, both

here and in Britain, is now at its]dghest for some time, have justbeen granted £800 from the Trin-ity Trust for improvements to the

theatre.The improvements will include

convm"cing one of the dressingrooms into a workshop and prop-

.e]iy store, fitting out the other~Jth basins, mirrors and tables. Aconcrete path will also be laid in

the cellar making movement under-r.eath the stage less hazardous

than it is now.Roger Cheveley, Chairman of

P]ayers comm..~n~ed "We were veryl,Jcky when the Board gave us theTheatre but unfortunately no

money came with it. So plays had

to be chosen with one eye on theI]ex office in order to keep thetheatre going. Now we can extend(mr choice to Period plays and

t,¢l~e~" less commercial (h’ama, ~lol’en~uney will now be available te ,,aoi~to the actual production."

The Trinity Trust has granted£800 to D.U.C.A.C. for sports fa-cilities to help the committee’sambitious programlne of capital

bBestment. Simon Newman, See-rotary of D.U.C.A.C. tells us thatthe money is to be spent exclus-ively on the gym. New fencing andgymnastic equipment like vaultinghorses, parallel bars, weights and

ropes are ~o be bought. A specialru(;m for this gear is to be con- :Mructed with the rest of the grant.

Pretty girls, a decorated lorry in the cavalcade which advertised "TheCarnival of Nations" (reviewed page 2). --~rish Times

Two challengesShortly after the invitation for Trinity to enter a team

for Granada’s "University Challenge," comes a second oppor-

tunity to take parl in a television series.~Ii’. Anthony ttoyhmd, l)roducer of TWW’s (Independent

Television for South Wales and the West of Enghmd) "Celtic

Challenge," in which a disting’uished guest is challenged by:, panel of students on a contro-

,’v~cial topic, will be in Dublin

during Trinity Week looking for

iutelligent young men and women

,,’ho can think quickly and clearly

zoV-ung% take part in the next series. I

guests In this l)rogranl]]*: have

;]~cIuded Jo Grimond on "Have th., .

I,iberals any real futul’c," :trod I

l:aly Pakonham on hiith-contPoi.

Those who coin(, fl’oH1 Sc~tl:md.

\Vales, N. h’ehmd ,w the West o(

l’h~-lan,t :m{i \vh(} are il]teresto,l

i~ takb]g part sbou].d wat{.h out

!"o2’ t’urtheP notices.

A team of 5 is to he chosen to

repre.~ent Trinity in Granada Tele-

~sion’s "[niversity Challenge"

quiz.

A preliminary eompetitim~ in~hich typical questions will bea:ked is to h- held at 8.00 p.nl.to-night in the G.M.B. The team~ill be chosen frmn all under-,;raduates who take par/ in thecompetition.

"I’oUI]R" (~’oIony is ~t l/ew word irl

fashic, n . . . it’s the KaY Young

tlopartment at }/rov,’n Tholllas

which sets the fastfion trend

for 15 to 25 year o]ds. Smart

up-to-the-minute casuals and

separates. Budget priced coats

and suits. Dreamy dance dresses.

The Younlz Colony means young

fashion . . . at .,,’our price.

GIIAI:TON ST. & DUKE ST,, DUBLIN.

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TRINITY NEWSA Dublin University Uadergraduate Weekl /6

Vol. 1’0 Thursday, 23rd May, 1963 No. 15

Chairman :Hugh Mooney

Vice-Chairman :Hugh White

Editors :Paul Beale, Donald Wilson, Jim Bird

Business Board :Colin Smythe, David Ridley, Joanna Walmsley, Jeff Horsley

Secretary:

Michael Morgan

The Trinity Week Ball, the on,social event of the Trinity Termthat no one can ignore, and indeedwho would want to, is undoubtedlythe severest test of organisationthat the Knights of the Campanilecan impose upon one of its men>bers. The difficulties involved inobtaining permits, bands, mal-quees, covered promenades, cater-ir, g facilities for 2,000 people--tb:>list goes on ad infinitum--cannothe exaggerated enough. TheKnights provide the Secretary ofthe Ball with a committee but theultimate success or failure is solelyhis responsibility.

quiet typeThis year’s Secreta.ry, Rory

O’Moore, is one of the quieter,l~erhaps less well known, memberso:f the College "nobility" but isP.one the less capable of makingtills year’s Ball the most success-ful one to date. He came to Trinityin 1958 and read Natural Sciencesuntil he graduated in Chemistryb:st October. At present he is .en-gaged in l esearch in the Moyneas well as teaching" biology in th,,Sandford Park Boy’s School,Ranelagh.

His sporting ability which isa prerequisite for organisingTrinity’s greatest social .evening,is considerable. He has played fortire Filst XI soccer team sincecoming to College, receiving hiscoiours every year. He was

-- OCULI OMNIUM -- OCULIThe portraits of Trinity’s ilius-

Irious past gazed down at the

Exam. Hall with chill surprise last

Thursday and Friday. Now sat

Expectation in the air.

There was a flutter among the

;emales i~_ college who appeared

to be trying to rival the models.[:aint hope; Trinity’s most luscious.airis had bee> h:md-lficked for th,occasion.

ROWAN LEEPER, looMng tab-air,us, almost stole the show, andSUSAN BACIK, in the audience,ionked particularly attraetive. GIL-I IAN CRAMPTON was a delic-ious eommere in an extravagant}-due hat. Her voice was perfeet---a husky mixture of silk and honey.

Rory O’Moore

Rory O’Moore, this year’s "Ball Secretary," and Adrian Snow, Secretary

of " Trinity Week," talking things over at the Pavilion.

Treasurer of the club for tile

1!~t;1-62 season and was Vice-

(aptain last season. Next year he

has decided to take up Rugby

~gain (he played it in sehool) butp~omises to paly for the soeem(lab whenever they are short ofl,layers in the vacations.

He plays cricket in the summm’and this term has been asked toplay for the Ramblers. Other.t Tel-Aviv a week later. The,,l’.ave to provide their own food :ul~ll’,edding and will sleep on deck.

Once in Israel they are going t~ua archaeological work--amp illAshdod for a fortnight. Ashdodwas one of the five great Philis-tine castles of the plain of Pales-tine. Built on a hill near tile Medi-t~,l’ranean coast three and a halfthousand years ago, it was Jerus-:dem’s most agressive enemy.

MIKE MacKENZIE.The show itself was a wild suc-

cess. An enormous amount of workhad obviously been put, into it, "tndthe result was professional in theextreme. The mode!s were lovely.GtLL HAWSER looked v>ry smartip. a blue suit, and ANNEROGERS and JACKIE BONDs,~unned everyone in two very niceshift-dresses (the price was fairlystunning too). About £60 weren:ade for Oxfam. in spite of the~aet that some person or personsunknown generously contributed a25 peseta piece. As ANNE SLAT-q’ERY :.;a!d: "it is rather iroricalto think that we have spent thelast few weeks slimming in ordorlo feed starving children."

Scientific excavations started therelast year and among the discov.er;es have been a small temple,sculpture and pottery. The wm’k-(..’mH~ is organised by tile IsraelStudents Tourist Association whichM~ss Western contacted throughU.S.I. They insist on the students’being insmed and advise them toln’ing head covering and sunglasse.~t,:" well as suitable work c]othe~.Miss Western is spending a furtheis!x weeks hitching round Israel,nd staying in Jerusalem andtraits. She hopes to spend some ofthis time worldng in a kibbut"and Professor Wein.aTeen i; heb-b~g her to find one.

Why not contact "Hosts" w}>s;,eeia]ise in toms to Lsreal.

LetterDear Sir,--There is too much

en,otion in M1. Halliday’s letter.

He is hardly consistent. Is not

x ron’# :m a matter of fact--TrinityEconomic Review was, on the eor,-Irary, a financial asset.

The fact that I and "an editor~,f Trinity News" glanced throughthe proofs did not, in any circum-stances, absoh, e the editors froi]~

Club

Lemon

CAN~[RELL AND COCHRANE

WORLD FAMOUSSINCE 1852

;":ty of a change. This year he is

,r; the Executive of D.U.C.A.C.

and in the evenings he even findsthe time to run a Scout Troop (notin College). Next term he intendsto begin studying medicine sofuture secretaries will have thet,enefit of his year’s experience forsome time to col-tie.

"University English" very much

part of the "literary contents?"Had he .read my original reviewcalmly he would have noted that.,’ said it is over-optimistic to ex-.pent any undergraduate but espec-ially one in his junior years tosucceed in making economicspalatable to the average sturtent.

I maintain that Trinity E’:onomicReview performed a more usefulthough limited function than "In-slght." Mr. Halliday is also quite

thMr function--to edit. It will, nodoubt, surprise Mr. Halliday thatI agree with him--my "review"

was not a review--"Insight" wasbeyond reviewing.

Though an apology is not inorder I will extend it--but onlyhi relation to the last sentence ofmy "r~view." I, do apologise--forsaying what I thought, but not forthinking what I said. -- Yours,-:;ncerely.

C. P. M. Dunin-Borkowski.

REVIEWS -Readers of Ph’ys and Players

have over the last seven monthsbeen treated to the opinions ofthe leading theatre elities of theNational Press. One fact to emergefrom these articles is that theatrecriticism, apa.rt from being on,tf the most specialised fields in.ournalism, is dependent wholly onthe individual.

Writing for a University Paper’.s of course largely different, butthe immense responsibility is stil!there. Reviewing Thursday Play:~is ahvays -/ touchy subject; forthese plays are staged as a train-ing ground for the actors andtechnicians of the futul’e, and tilesuccess of the theatre in Collegeis to some extent dependent on tl~oexperience that is gained fromthem. This nmst be kept in mind~md the play seen in its correctperspective. At the moment toomuch attention is being given tothe sets and lighting plans, and notenough to the acting and directing.Mid-week theatre should be farnmre experimental in outlook,though not necessarily in choice.

Carnival of Nations has its ownvery special formula f~u’ success;it lies in its make-up v:hich owessomething to revue and music h’fll,hut mostly it relies on a eolourfuluninhibited sense of fun epito-nfised by the A.rabian Irishman.

REVIEWSF’or nearly three hours--perhap.a

half an hour too long--there is asuccession of songs, dances andsk.etehes presented by studentsfrom all ove.r the world; theunique factor is that each groupgives something tangible to theshow. Particular highlights were,the French sketches and dancesequence, the Trinity Jazz Band,and Sweden’s Sancta Lucia, whichcaptured the pageantry and moodbeautifully. But it was eomper,~Pobert Sevumaga, whos.e oh-so-English line of patter really heldthe Carnival together. LowryIIowse has arranged and directedthe show admirably and everybodymust be congratulated fo.r thisy.::ar’s Carnival which is well worth¯ t visit.

- REVIEWSThe Players Revue opens on

Monday night; this 5"ear it is called--for better or for worse--"Eh,What?, No!" It should be interest-ing to see what 1963 Bogdovamaand company have ira store for us.

During the next week or so thecast of Stephen D return to Dublin~’~fter a triumphant season in Lon-don. I,, for one, am hoping that wemay now see some straight plays.

In the near future the FergusLinehan Revue opens at the Gate,with some additional nmterial b::Michael Bogdin. The cast hacludesMile O’Shea, Chris Cretan andPeter Mayock among others andis directed by Barry Cassan. Froc~all accounts it looks like beingquite a show.

M.N.B.G.

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:,{:leil’ )tlll°’tl tge is tin) etude--itdoesn’t pay to be VLtlgnr, yoq

]~Tlo\v--or their physiognomy isn’t

’l::ht Players :ire oh’lie. They},reak their legs m\\’a:ttvs just to

in.ve thut little extra je ne saisauoi. Gone are the .(lays when men

wme \v~mmn in l>layers, wheh the~;taa.,~ \vaslft too good 5ol" littleWilly or David; instead the worldJs 1~+)\\ :t Cinemascope stage, :rodel! the people from Players the

/it’J-Ol’S O11 it, }lll(] x, ve t]le Iln’tlltlll’ed

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OCULI’i’i[ ie ,.)i: i ~1]:+ To2;:i’s Play t’r,-.

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I#ab~l rabbl~Needless to say, "our speeivl

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m( nt, went throug}l the \,¢l’Ollg" doo£

al the rehearsal , N*a:.!.° ~.::::,’ ’

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party lineWhen you have to toe the pa rtyline, toe it the painless way...the Morgan way. Jnst sendout yonr invitations . . . andphone 7a337 (Dublin) or 2oo41

{Cork). The House of Morganwill adv/se you on the choice

of wines, spirits and hqueursfor cocktail, dinner, wine andcheese parties.., tell you ho*~

much you need . . . lend suit°able glasses free of charge...deliver to your door andcollemeverything again (strictly nowashing upf).., supply trainedstaff to take all the headacheout of mixing drinks aim alithe pan/c out of passing roundtrays.., provide the right kindof canapes and savouric~Naturally full allowance ismade on all unopened bottles.The House of/Morgan serviceensures that you are indeedguest at your own party.

THE HOUSE OF

Wines ¯ Spirits ¯ L~queurs36, Dawson Street, Dt, blin ~.

4o, Marlboro Street, Cork.

A NOBODY IN IRELAND1 really had a l’qost tl)/ple;mal~t

cxperi:.mce the other night. I h.ted that {huy :wce))t ~-~l ~mF.l:glish sixpence to\v;/rd~ th,"

ll(II’oi,

[t \\;ix th+,lofm’v \+(’l’$ d/st)’:,sshmi+) film that (lespit(, mo~:t exactil~structi(ms they’d put me down int!uite tile wro)|~" plaee and it Look

me iwarly six hcmrs to walk backt,~ the hotel. One hates t() |,,ok :~

’a{ft horse ht the mmlth, but one\’.-Otl](| h:/\’e thought thut I)oliceme!~

\vould k/low their \\’:~,)- about their

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10.,30 a.m. to 12.30 a.m. ,quudavs 1-3

Th,- cJ,_u+k ;ci+dlind the time Jn Dub{h|.

]~ 1(;.09 ])(,~>p}e ..s+~ going’ to theU):[ted States, the tl’eme)ld

Mr. Winkehnann, last weekstudents were notified of a rise

itl College fees from £60-£70. When

was the last rise in fees?

--The annual basic fee has not

been raised since 1958 but since

then the general cost of running

the College has risen considerably.

When I say risen, this does not in-

clu(le the money being spent on

v.ew buildings, such as the new

kitchens or the renovations ca¢’ried

out in Botany Bay.

The money being spent on these

projects and ou repairs to the

fabric of College, such as the re-

pairs in Front Square, has no con-

nection with the rise in fees?

--The repairs to the fabric in

College are being paid for by the

Students

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(~.evernment under a programmefor the restoration of ou.rEighteenth Century buildings. Anynew building projects that we fakein hand have to be paid for by theCClege, and for this purpose werealist capital by selling some ofour property as has happened inin the case of part of the BotanicGardens at Ballsbridge and theground interest on the TheatreRoyal site. The Clerk of Works,oq a limited annual budget, is re-sponsible for the redecoration oflecture rooms, stairways and thelike. The Dining Hall will be re-decorated from his budget but thefact that the Dining Hall is beingrepaired this year only means thatsome less obvious part of Collegewill have to wait until next year.

¯ . . and the new Buttery?

--Well, we consider the Butteryto be such u good idea, now thatthe new kitchens are workiJ)g, thatwe went through with the ideaal though we really have nofinances to pay for it. The Collegeoverdraft will inevitably go up.This is ti~e first major projectwhere we have not earmarkedspecific capital funds to cover thecost.

But what happens to the £262,250grant from the Government thisyear?

--The Government is as generousas it can be. This year we ~ot anextra £40,000 above htst year’sgrant, but you see all this moneyis earmarked and given for specificpurposes.

I take it, the rise in fees hasnothing to do wilh paying tilestaff?--Nothing at all. The rise is due

to general rise in costs. We havebeen absorbing this for some timebut I’m afraid we can no hinterdo so. The surcharge that wasextended to English stud,ents lastyear did ease the situation some-v-hat but not enough. ConcerningtLe staff--College staff appoint-merits are usually made only afterthe Goverument has provided themoney to pay them.

3he notice also mentions fee con-cessions. Who is eligihle for a feeconcession ?--Anyone who is Irish, which byour definition is anyone who re-sid.es hi I.reland, or anyone whoseparent is a graduate of the Uni-x ersity is eligible to apply but ofcourse, the income of the students’parents in the major factor. How-ecer, in view of the rise in feesthe Committee for Fee Concessionswill be asked to make ree,ommen-dation for more concessions tothose whose finaueial backing is] c W.

Do you think the surcharge toforeign students (including EnglishStudents) is a case of robbing thelich to educate the poor?--This is not the case. All studentsare being subsidised, so that allUmt can be said is, that h’ishstudents are being more heavilysubsidised than others. Surely thisis only fai.r since the Irish Govern-ment is providing the money withwhich to subsidise tbem.

tailpiece...A couple of weeks ago, I was

at this party, an.d got all involved

with some Gentlemen; but, what Imeant t~o say was that it wasn’t

a very interesting party. It did,

however, give me cause to think

about bottoms.

I was sitting on this bed, and itwas as if the subject was suddenlyt*~rust upon me. I am sure thatv:hen I first came here, the posit-ion of bottoms was different. Itv asn’t that they’d moved anywhereelse, they still hang around in moreer less the same plaee; it’s morewhCs got them. I remember lissom~il’ls with long svelte legs, slimhip, s, and Heaven abo\e; the menof a more burly breed; even theFmglishmen had a certain Athlon-ian quality about their netherquarters, a quality that one wasforced to respect if not to admire.But now it is the female who hasreversed the position.

Sitting on this bed I could nothelp but notice the divine undul-a~2ons of these young girls cladin thigh-fitting jeans m’ prove-

(~:tive skirts. I became so ex-l~;msted both in my senses and in

nG imagination that by way oflight relief, I tin’ned my achingeyes towards the men. I could haveburst into tears. What had beenv:as no more. That p.rimewdfeature of mart, that thing byv, hich one could know him had, likethe Dublin Publie Transport untilrecentIy, completely disappeared. Iwas aI)palled. Where had it gone ?lIow had the theft occurred? Hadwoman taken a leaf out of theBible, and in the night sliced it offand joined it to herself mercy tos:~tisfy her whim, or was it au-(,i her perverse effect’ of that bloodyBomb? There seemed no answer.

I am still worrying about it.Even gingerly touching myself(’very lnorlling to ll?al-2e sure thatv;hat I have is still there. If Ilose tiffs, what on earth will gonext? It is all far too terrifying,but worth a column in the news-paper, so as a fit ending I giveyou the words of the Immortal

Bard, "Beware them of thy bum,

buln~ bllmJ~

D.U.A.I.A, presentsExotie, Kaleidoscopic, 13th Ammal

Carnival of Nationsat St. Anthony’s Theatre, Merchants Quay

(in aid of World Food Progralnme) I

Monday, 20th May ~ Saturday 25th ITALENT FROM 5 CONTINENTS I

Admissiou 7,/6, 5/- & 3/6 ]Tickets from Brown Thomas Switzers Erout Gate

COST OF

WRECKSThe Trinity "l’]stablishnaent"

rarely misses a chauce to makemoney out of students, and so itcomes as rather a surprise to learnthat the Agent actually gave thosecars to tile scrap-merehant.

In any case, it probably costCol. Walshe more to hax> themremoved than he would have col-lected f’rom the scrap-dealer.

Tim first expenditure was in(,btaining legal advi(.e. Tho Col-)ege’s solicitors recommend.ed thata registered letter be sent to thekilO\VII owDers, ~lnd tO inform theother owners by putting up anetiee. The 1,egistered letters musthave cost sometlning too: one ofthe owners is at pqcesent inRhodesia[

Eventually, on the 7th May, mHytwo motor ears and eight motor-bikes had to be removed; theothers had disal)peaped earlier, andwhether their owners took them orsomeone else did, it is no concernof the Agent. By the time he cameto remove them, ahnost none ofthe vehicles could have been drivenaway, since everything that couldhave been stolen from them hadbeen stoIen.

Now that every inch of parking-space is needed, few people willlament the disappearance of twohulks ,of motor-ears and eight cltr-cases of bicycles from the paradegTound.

0 @ Jl |Au organisalion and methods

consultant has 1)een engaged by rE,the College to streamline the t’~:academic administration, tl,

tie is Mr. Cox from the firm (>f .U,Urwick Orr and Partners. The !,princil)at sphere of his ]’(}COllllilon- ;.dations will ~ the Senior Tutoc- .c2Nenion I,eeturer set-up: t() iut,~- i,ivt’ate the wh,le field of student }::ttecor(Is, with the removal ~ff ,,,(iuplh’ation, and t,) give arhat ttlQ i:iItreasuv,,r calls "yardsticks of fl;clerical efl%i,mcy." Mr. Winkel- la"mann ad(led, "He is just as likely w]~o tell us our secretaries are over- liev.,~rk,M -~s that they ara, ,],h)~" Ira- l~;:r,ecessary work." S!l

A pr;:limhmry report has al- L,sr~ady been received, but the final (l(,r,’l)ort n?ay l]Ot be ready until June I?A:;Oth and until then it is difficult s;uto predict what the eventual effec: thrill b~’ on the student. ~,(

One thing that seems f~ iHv cer- h~t:~in, thougln, ix tlmt the]’e will be e:[lnore form-filling-. This should it!,.ssen both the an~(,unt of chasing l,(from office in (,fiice which is donehy bo!h staff and student, t)ut alsoti~e possibility of error. Any ntis-takes that do occur are more likely ¯~,, be the stadent’s own fault, !tiwough the careless filling-up of:1 fOl’nl.

Unf,)rtunately, the consultantx\ill not investigate the financesadministration of College, so those,f you who were hoping he would [iutro(luee a little sanity into theb.,cidentals accounts will have towait a little longer.

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ltoat Club’l’o~vards the end of last week

.jw Bo:~t Club took delivery of Ox-f.,ld’s Italian built f~ne eight which

t]]¢Y discarded because it (lid nott:it their style of rowing. Hr,reu:,:q, ~.e finally have a craft thati, gear.(~nn(m Cup.

ill the best J_’ottt t’]ub tYadition~, ehristeniJ~g its !)u:tt~ with tl>.i:ameN of ladies colmected with tileoh;b, the boat has been culled Joa~i.. recognition of the great ser-xl(es rendered to th:. club’s socio.~>etivities by ;\irs. Joan Newman.

The at’rival of this boat meansthat the club n(iw h~ts two bo~ts(1’ contillenta[ construction at theL-btndbridge boat-house. The other

i th~ cl~tl’t l)Ut’c’iltts,-,[ l~y tile seitior

fc)Lii’, tttl~-e ~llulll.hs a~o fl.’iiln r~el-

fill, whelm it xv~ts built to theh’(,’,tll specificatiolis und it~ accord-

tcHc’e with tbe ([icttites of the co]s-til~enta[ style in which they ar.c;:i.-o i owing.

Both the equipment and the styh,used by the club are the most up-to-date in Europe; it now remainsto be seen whether tile crews canuse them to the best advantagecsent price suggests).

I)espi~e CORPORA’S good pec-I’,~rumi:ce in the English 2,0be

tluinet~s, I c~umot see this inmat,(,f Felh)ws’ Chantilly stable beat-ing his compatriot over the Epsoml)owns even with Piggott’s lnaster-1"ul handling. I feel that HAt’I’YOMEN, twice a winner as at two-ear old, ce.rtainly not over-raced,:,s yet not over-tipped, excellentlybred being by HUGH LUPUS ou:(,~ a ROYAL CHARGER nlare,/;is my credentials best of all. Addto this some compensatory luck

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Billy Rickaby, first jockey to H.Cottrill, whose charge, Portofino, isone of England’s main hopes at Epsom.

For his ,~.net’, 3ht.jt>r }{,~ilhl;~>.’,x iiose co, It, I-lki’I’HF;I’rs:I;’INAI~ ),lOVE, I’ORTOFINO.311£RCHANT VtCNTL’RICIC, 1)L-1;LATION and FIGHTING SHIi’t,eiilg" tile most attractive of them.

FINAL 3IOVE is still a maidenpad, althougt~ he is sure to ruucreditably, I cam~ot see him chaunt-ing his state at Epsom. PORTO-

I:INO won the Brighton Trial::1,eating HAPPY O3IEN but the

l:~tt.vr was apparently in need ofthe .race and consequcq~tlY thel,;acings slec}u!d be reversed. 3IER-(HANT VENTUIIP;R won \veil atYolk but despite fii~isbing wwi]-head of FIGHTJ*NG SHIP in thel?oyal Lodge St:l!.:es. ! peel:~r thelatter now. A colt that could onlyjust finish second at Chester shouldvet be a Derby prospect but I at-

t:,but,, (_tiRISTMA8 ISLAXI):5

v, in in the V~tse entirely to fig-

gott’s run~tway tactics. I)CPLA’I’-I~N i~ .~aid to be a l’efoz’m.ec[c’J~aractei" but 1 shouhl not like tot i’tt.

Fourth successive vietory for- Qcrtehet n s PINKS

TrinityO

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Guthrie inert unbeatenIn beating Merrien on Saturday, Trinity returned their

best all round display of the season, bettering even their

impressive victory over Stewart Pollock’s eleven earlier in the

week.

Trinity, without Rice on interprovincial duty, won the tossand sent Merrion in to bat. This was a gamble, for with rain

about, it meant that Hughes and Parry had to open with cold

hands and a wet ball and as an added hazard a gale force

wind from the score box end.

However with the league pos-

ition as it stands at present and

tl’e batting st.rength of the side

e~;abling quick runs to be scored

u~gainst the clock if needs arise,

there was ample justification for

the Captain’s decision. W. G. Graceused to say that the nearest a

skipper should get to putting asi.de in to bat is to think about it.The Grand Old Man, needless tosay never played Leinster SeniorLeague cricket.

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BROWN’S139 Stephen’s Green

The 7qerrion batsmen got theirside off to a sound although slowstart. It was not until the scorehad reached 65 that Trinitybowlers had their first break-through. Wicks bowling Parkin-sen. The introduction of Bagleybowling optimistically into the gale1.~:oved a successful move and by(; o’clock Merrion were all out for169, Bagley taking 5 wkts. for 6lzuns. This left Trinity 135 minutesin which to get the z~ns or getcut.

quick startGuthrie and Halliday set off in

great style picking up quick singles~d~ere none existed and thoughHalliday has s.ome reason to be atrifle suspicious of his partne.r’srot]hint the two scored at over arun a minute until Halliday wasrut with the score at 3(;. At thisstage rain intervened and for tenminutes all seemed lost as timeticked on. On the resumptionthings went well for Trinity untilCuthrie was out L.B.W. for anadventuresome 41 with the totala’~ 60. Then followed a periodwhen the game hung in the balance]’rinity appeared t,o falter andlose sight of their goal. Minns andI,abbett were both out cheaply and~: hen Parry joined Martin Bagley,108 runs were required for victory~J 59 minutes. Bagley had bowled24 overs during the Merrion inn-ings but undaunted and helped bylus knowledge of golf he proeeeded~.o set about the tiring Merrionattack. This coupled with someperfectly timed shots from Pan’;,kept the scorers increasingly morek,u sy.

great buttingWhen Bagley was out, 60

runs were needed in 35 minutes,there was batting left, but couldTrinity continue to score at therequired rate? Out stt’ode Mark-ham, a cricketer really in the pink,:,f condition at present and intwelve minutes of magnificent con-t-’olled hitting h.e scored 30 runs.1~ was great cricket and Merrimlwere ~outed. Hughes attempted toreturn the ball to Elvery’s butonly succeeded in reaching squarel~,g and so it was left to Ander-son and the perspiring Parry whohad played an innings of maturityand quality for nearly an hour tofinally pass the Merrion total withten minutes to spare The. sidejustly celebrated this famousvictory in the Lincoln afterwards.

Scores--Merrion C.C., 169. Bag-ley 5-61.

D.U.C.C., 170-7. guthrie 41;Bagley 35; Parry 35 not out;Markham 30.

Runs Riot

Hopes for good

tennis seasonProspects of a successful season appear to be greater than

in recent years, as there is a large amount of natural talent

in the club.

The new captain, E. J. Avery has four old colours available

but competition is bound to be augmented by the presence

of some promising Freshmen.

Under the more adaptable

system of team practices as op-

posed to challenge matches they

will have mnple oppoz~cunity toreveal their talents and oust someof the old colours.

Avow as captain is a reliableand sometimes outstanding per-fc, rmer with great experience ofcompetitive play in England.

McKeown did well to extendAvow to five sets in Iast year’s,~ingles final. Let us hope he main-rains this form. J. W. Williamsonan experienced and very steadyp-rformer ean ahvays be reliedt, pon to extend the best. Horsleyis a naturally gifted performer,who would do well to develop amore even temperament. Swerlingis also reliable and has hismoments, accompanied by a certaindegree of erratieness. Others whoshould be knocking at the door are

Houghton, Ashe, Ledbettev andBowles.

In preparation for their leagueprogramme, Trinity played ElmFark .on Wednesday and Clare-mont on Friday, drawing theformer and winning the lattez.Against Ehn Park, the team wa~under-strength and still missedmany opportunities to win thematch. 2-4 down on the singles,A~ory and MacKeown were un-lucky to lose their doubles andHersley and Ledbetter, winners ofthe singles, failed to press homein theirs, the solitary win comingf, om Whittaker and Bowles.

The second match found Trinityat full strength and a convincingwin resulted against a strongC!aremont side. 4-2 up on thesingles, Trinity never let up andwon finishing 6-3 ahead, and onlya double fault prevented a cleansweep in the doubles.

Around The ClubsSueeessinl Club

Dublin University BadmintonClub has completed its competitiveprogramme for this season and inthe process produced the best re-suits since its formation. Duringthe vacation the first team reachedthe final of the Midland BranchSenior Cup and did remarkablywell to draw with Ailesbury, theleague winners, only to lose by9 sets to 8. In the All-h’elandSenior Cup, Trinity beat Ailesbu.ryin the Leinster final and went onto be beaten 6-3 by St. Polyeorpsfrom Ulster in the National semi-final. This plus its third positionin the Senior League Division I,leaves the club well .established inthe Irish badminton world.

In the club tournament, whichhas just been completed, C. W.Wilkinson won the men’s singlesbeating Jerry Tek in straight sets.In the men’s doubles, Williamson,,nd I, dris Kamass beat Tek andRasmidatta also in straight sets.Thompson Dundas and Miss JillTrapnell won the mixed after a fewoh, so encounters, beating" Kararand Miss Audrey Lowe. MissSmiley and Miss Trapnell won theladies doubles.

Colom’s were awarded to Wilk-inson, X. Y. Teh, Tan Hock-Ann,t.:asmidatta, Heather Smiley andAudrey Lowe.

Cricket InterprosCongratulations to A. L. G. Rice

and L. P. Hughes who this week-end have been chosen to representthe South of Ireland against theNorth in what is really the finalh’ish Trial.

These selections are very wel-come signs of the ~eeognition ofthe strength of College cricket atpresent.

Rice has already played forLeinster this season while fast-bowler Hughes has been the chiefx;ieket taker fro" the club go far.

Two TonsJohn Tyler achi.eved the very

rare feat in College Cricket lastweek of scoring two centuries inthe spaee of only fern, days. Open-ing the batting for the Ramblerslast Thursday against St. Andrew’sCollege, he hit 102 not out. Thencn Sunday playing for the ThirdXl against Old Belvedere he helpedl~is side to a nine wicket win bysco.ring 100 not out, including eightfours and a six.

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At a meeting of the tw.enty-six jcaptains last week, four pinks were .al

awarded to outstanding sportsmen.The following were honoured:-Kevin Coffey (Gaelic Sports), lHoward Marlity’s only representative in the IrishUniversities’ XI and was lastseason’s outstanding player a~,

l-all-back. Read was an obvious ti:choice for a pink after receivingscore of honours throughout th~ suwinter, culminating in his gaining b(:: place in the English Touring

F~Party to New Zealand and Aus-tralia. Bourke was Trinity’s mostin:proved player who dominat~ athe pack, and was Trinity’s sd,member in the Irish Universities pcYV.

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