If programming languages

were hot chicks

LISP

Assembly

Fortran

Cobol

C

C++

Perl

wasted!

Visual Basic

C#

Java

Xamanta

Martel

Lindsey

PHP

Python

Javascript

Ruby

ProgrammingLanguages

C# Basic Java C++ C Perl Python Javascript

Lisp Scala Cobol

Ruby

is unique

writing code

is the same as

writing a

beautiful essay

WTF!!!!

beautiful essay?

brevity

clarity

simplicity

joy

Ruby

is unique

you are a smart programmer

Ruby wants

YOU to become a better

programmer

Ruby

is unique

Java <=> JRuby

.NET <=> IronRuby

Thank You

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