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lIf you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you

won't have to work.

Eagles may soar high, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm

what I think.

I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard

with a torch, bringing me more work.

If at first you dont succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably havent

understood the seriousness of the situation.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine

him in jail.

If youre gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes make it an hour and enjoy your

breakfast.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in

promotion to a job you cant do.

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom

to do their job properly.

A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of

someone elses?

Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly andopen the gates of despondency welcome to a day in the average office.

Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Show me a good loser and Ill show you a LOSER!

Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man more for leaning on than illumination.

There may be no I in team, but theres a ME if you look hard enough.

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What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time hes

got something to eat and he wont die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work.

Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.

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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state.

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

He who hesitates is boss.

As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never

Matrimony isnt a word, its a sentence.

Maybe this world is another planets hell.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. No is the answer.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

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Most people dont act stupid its the real thing.

Mother told me to be good, but shes been wrong before.

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

Never buy a car you cant push.

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

Never eat yellow snow.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.

No good deed goes unpunished.

No life is totally wasted, one can always be a bad example.

No one dies a virgin, life screws them all.

No-one suspects the butterfly!

Nostalgia isnt what it used to be.

Not all men are fools Some are bachelors.

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Of course theres no reason for it, its just our policy.

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Old age is nothing to worry about, except if youre a cheese.

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

Optimist: Someone without much experience.

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

Pretend to spank me Im a pseudo-masochist!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Quando omni flunkus moritati when all else fails, play dead.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldnt want to live there.

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Reality is for people who cant handle drugs.

Rehab is for quitters.

Coming together is a beginning.Keeping together is progress.

Working together is success.- Henry Ford

Michael, if you cant pass, you cant play.- Coach Dean Smith, to Michael Jordan in his freshman year at UNC

We must all hang together, or assuredly, we shall all hang separately.- Benjamin Franklin

The ratio of Wes to Is is the best indicator of the development of a team.

- Lewis B. Ergen

Lets make a dent in the universe.- Steve Jobs

I am easily satisfied with the very best.- Winston Churchill

The will to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.- Thane Yost

Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.-John Wooden

The most important thing about education is appetite.

- Winston ChurchillKeep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do

that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

- Mark Twain

TEAM BUILDING QUOTES - TEAM BUILDING QUOTES

If things seem under control, you are just not going fast enough.- Mario Andretti

Big thinking precedes great achievement.

- Wilferd PetersonThe future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become

obvious.

-John ScullyA championship team is a team of champions.

- UnknownTeamwork: Simply stated, it is less me and more we.

- Unknown

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Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.- Unknown

Teams share the burden and divide the grief.- Doug Smith

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can changethe world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

- UnknownIf we did all the things we were capable of doing, we would literally astound

ourselves.- Thomas Edison

If a man be gloomy let him keep to himself. No one has the right to gogroaking about society, or what is worse, looking as if he stifled grief.

- Benjamin Disraeli


Whether you think you can or think you cant, you are right.

- Henry Ford

Up is never where you are now.- Belasco & Stayer

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and hiscontribution to praise the skill of the others.

- Norman SHidleWe are most effect as a team when we compliment each other without

embarrassment and disagree without fear.- Unknown

Wearing the same shirts doesnt make a team.

- Buchholz and Roth

A team is more than a collection of people. It is a process of give and take.- Barbara Glacel & Emile Robert Jr.

Change your thoughts and you change the world.- Norman Vincent Peale

There aint no rules here. Were trying to accomplish something.- Thomas Edison

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.- Dr. Linus Pauling

Once we rid ourselves of traditional thinking we can get on with creating thefuture.

-James Bertrand


Regardless of the changes in technology, the market for well-craftedmessages will always have an audience.

- Steve BurnettThe basic building block of good teambuilding is for a leaer to promote the

feeling that every human being is unique and adds value.

- UnknownTalent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.

- Michael Jordan

None of us is as smart as all of us.- Ken Blanchard

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence,excellence becomes a reality.

-Joe Paterno

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Rather than asking how to do something, ask how to do something for amillion dollars.

- UnknownTeamword doesnt tolerate the inconenience of distance.

- UnknownNo one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it.

- H.E. LuccockT.E.A.M = Together everyone achieves more.

- UnknownThere is not I in Teamwork.

- Unknown


Wild ducks make a lot of noise, but they also have the sense to benefit fromoccasionally flying in formation.

- UnknownIt is amazing how much you can accomplish when it doesnt matter who gets

the credit.- Unknown

No matter what accomplishments you make, somebody help you.-Althea Gibson

Teamwork divides the task and double the success.- Unknown

Overcoming barriers to performance is how groups become teams.-

Teamplayer: Once who unites others toward a shared destiny through sharinginformation and ideas, empowering others and developing trust.

- Dennis KinlawIt is necessary to try to surpass ones self always: this occupation ought to

last as long as life.- Queen Christina of Sweden

We are what we repeatedly do, excellence then is not an act, but a habit. -Aristotle

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.- Beverly Sills

If we dont discipline ourselves, the world will do it for us.

- William Feather

"You're either in or you're out. There's no such thing as life in-between."

- Pat Riley

"I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions."

- Lillian Hellman

"The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than

saved by criticism."

- Norman Vincent Peale

"Assume nothing, pursue everything."

- Kevin Riper

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"The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well."

-Sir William Osler

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"We must not allow other people's limited perceptions to define us."

- Virginia Satir

"The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort."

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

"One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks."

-Jack Penn

"To find fault is easy: To do better may be difficult."

- Plutarch

"One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of

contentment."

- Merle Shain

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POWERFUL QUOTES

"Conduct is more convincing than language."

-John Woolman

"We learn the rope of life by untying its knots."

-Jean Toomer

"It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes

comes to the top."

- Virginia Woolf

"He who stops being better, stops being good."

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"The secret to living is giving."

- Unknown

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."

- Thomas Edison

"Obstacles are things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."

- E. Joseph Cossman

"Life is a terminal condition. So do the best you can with the time you have

left."

- Gerry Leeds

"Life has a practice of living you, if you don't live it."

- Philip Larkin

"You don't have to have a reason to feel good - you can feel good for no reason

at all."- Unknown


POWERFUL QUOTES

"There are two ways of spreading light - to be the candle or the mirror that

reflects it."

- Edith Wharton

"The future depends on what we do in the present."

- Mahatma Gandhi

"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say

so."

- David Grayson

"it is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned."

- Leslie Jeanne Sahler

"You may be disappointed if you fail but you are doomed if you don't try."

- Beverly Sills

"Success and failure are not overnight experiences: It's all the small decisions

along the way that cause people to fail or succeed."

- Unknown

"Every moment is made glorious by the light of love."

-Jalal Ad-Din Rumi

"Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments."

- Rose Kennedy

"You have to find it. No one else can find it for you."

- Bjorn Borg

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"People are just about as happy as they make up their mind to be."

-Abraham Lincoln


POWERFUL QUOTES

"Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do."

-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

"As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, THINK BIG."

- Donald Trump

"Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius."

- George Bernard Shaw

"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."

- Helen Keller

"Be yourself, who else is better qualified."

- Frank J. Giblin II

"At some point, you've got to stop evaluating and start doing."

- Unknown

"What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our

tomorrows."

-Alexandra Stoddard

"The only place you'll find success before work is in the dictionary."

- May B. Smith

"When you come to a roadblock, take a detour."

- Mary Kay Ash

"The best things in life aren't things."

-Art Buchwald


POWERFUL QUOTES

"The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but

reveal to them their own."- Benjamin Disraeli

"Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do."

- Gerry Sikorski

"To one who is afraid, all seems dim."

- Unknown

"Mistakes are the portals of discovery."

-James Joyce

"All changes are created in a moment - with a simple choice."

- R.T. Gorham

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"It is better to be defeated with integrity, than to win without it."

- Unknown

"You don't just stumble into your future. You create your own future."

- Roger Smith

"Never lose a chance of saying a kind word."

- William Makepeace Thackeray

"It's the most unhappy people who most fear change."

- Mignon McLaughlin

"The words that we attach to our experiences, become our experience."

- Unknown

"There is nothing like a dream to create the future."

- Victor Hugo

"The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as in playing a poor

hand well."

- H.T. Leslie

"I have a dream."

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Do not think of your faults, still less of others faults; look for what is good and

strong, and try to imitate it."

-John Ruskin

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES - INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES - INSPIRATIONAL

QUOTES

"There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and

thats your own self."

-Aldous Huxley

"A sacred thing is timely silence, and better than any speech."

- Plutarch

"Be bold. If youre going to make an error, make a doozy, and dont be afraid to

hit the ball."

- Billie Jean King

"Take what you learn and make a difference with it."

The greatest use of life is to spend it on something that will outlast it."

- William James"the naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie."

-Ann Landers"The internet is an audience of one, a million times over."

- Peter Guber

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" Ignorance is not bliss its oblivion."- Philip Wilie

"If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities."-Maya Angelou

"We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned theday before was wrong."

- Bill Vaughn"Why wait to be memorable?"

-Anthony Robbins

"The leaders objective is to leverage the strengths of people and make theirweaknesses become irrelevant."

- Blanchard and Miller"To solve big problems you have to be willing to do unpopular things."

- Lee Iacocca"One of the things you are supposed to do when you rise to a leadership

position is to be an exemplar, and a man who rises to be an exemplar should

not be fanning the flames of envy."- Charles T. Munger

"Leadership is action, not position."- Charles H. McGannon

"If you help enough people get what they want, you will get what you want."-Zig Ziglar

QUOTE LEADERSHIP - QUOTE LEADERSHIP - QUOTE LEADERSHIP

"There is no limit of what can be accomplished when no one cares who gets the

credit."-John Wooden

"For of those to whom much is given, much is required."-John F. Kennedy

"Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want donebecause he wants to do it."

- Dwight Eisenhower"The price of greatness is responsibility."

- Winston Churchill" For of those to whom much is given, much is required."

-John F. Kennedy"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars."

- Les Brown"People with goals succeed because they know where they're going."

- Earl Nightingale"The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what

direction we are moving."- Oliver Wendell Holmes

"What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you becomeby achieving your goals."

- Zig Ziglar"Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for

your life."-Les Brown

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