If you give Farrah a faucet…..

If you give Farrah a faucet, then she’ll want to clean the dishes

If you know Farrah, you should know that she has a super hygienic Obsessive Cleaning Disorder (OCD) so she’ll

want to sanitize every millimeter of the kitchen.

When she finishes cleaning, she’ll realize that your hair has a speck of dust and she’ll vacuum your hair.

While she vacuums some of your hair, a few strands will get sucked and yanked out of your head.

After that happens, you’ll try to kick her out of your house until she says that she’ll make dinner to make it up to you.

Farrah will most likely want to make a tangy sour disgusting anti bacterial pasta….her favorite meal! (Your favorite too…

not…)

Seeing the ingredients that she is adding, you’ll gasp---soap, anti bacterial liquid and Mr. clean erasers and what she thought was a sponge was a random sock that your cousin left….scary thing is, you don’t have a cousin…

You’ll try to kick her out again, but she tells you that she’ll make a normal pasta but she won’t eat it.

After you eat the normal pasta, she’ll see how curly the noodles are and will want to curl her hair.

After curling her hair, she’ll forget that she is wearing a wig and the wig will melt.

Consequently when she sees the plastic melt, she’ll remember how funny ice cream looks like when it melts

and will offer to get you an ice cream cone.

Waiting for her, you’ll hear some unusual sounds such as squeaking, honking, and meowing…but you don’t have a

cat…

When you finish the ice cream and realize that you didn’t really have ice cream….you had a suspicious anti

bacterial substance; no wonder you thought you tasted your sister’s bubble bath.

When she is about to leave, she’ll offer to disinfect and wash your dishes

To clean the dishes, she’ll need a……

FAUCET!!!!!!

THE END!!!!

If you give Farrah a

faucet, then she’ll want to

clean the dishes.

If you know Farrah, you should know that she has a super

hygienic Obsessive Cleaning Disorder (OCD) so she’ll want to sanitize every millimeter of the

kitchen.

When she finishes

cleaning, she’ll realize

that your hair has a speck of dust and

she’ll vacuum

your hair.

While she vacuums

some of your hair, a few strands will get sucked and yanked out of your

head.After that happens, you’ll try to kick her out of your house until she says that

she’ll make dinner to make it up to you.

Farrah will most likely

want to make a

tangy sour disgusting

anti bacterial

pasta….her favourite

meal! (Your favourite

too…not…)

Seeing the ingredients that she is adding, you’ll gasp---soap, anti bacterial liquid and Mr. clean

erasers and what she thought was a sponge was a random sock that your cousin left….scary thing is,

you don’t have a cousin…

You’ll try to kick her out

again, but she tells you that she’ll make a normal pasta but she won’t

eat it.

After you eat the normal pasta,

she’ll see how curly

the noodles are and will want

to curl her hair.

After curling her hair,

she’ll forget that she is wearing a

wig and the wig will melt.

Consequently when she

sees the plastic

melt, she’ll remember how funny ice cream looks like when it

melts and will offer to get you an ice cream

cone.

Waiting for her, you’ll hear some

unusual sounds such as

squeaking, honking,

and meowing…

but you don’t have

a cat…

When you finish the ice cream and realize

that you didn’t really

have ice cream….yo

u had a suspicious

anti bacterial

substance; no wonder

you thought you tasted

your sister’s bubble bath.

When she is about to

leave, she’ll offer to disinfect and wash

your dishes.

To clean the

dishes, she’ll need a……

FAUCET!!!!!!

The End!