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Si quieres a alguien que haga cualquier cosa por

complacerte...

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Perro!

Si quieres a alguien que te traiga el diario

sin sacarle primerola Sección Deportes

Cómprate unPerro!!!

SI QUIERES A ALGUIEN QUE SE COMPORTE

COMO UN IDIOTA SÓLO POR LA ALEGRÍA DE

VERTE...

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Perro!

Si quieres a alguien que coma lo que le

pongas delante y jamás diga que su

mamá lo hacía mas rico...

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Perro!

Si quieres a alguien eternamente dispuesto a

salir, a cualquier hora y donde

Tu quieras...

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Si quieres a alguien que asuste a los ladrones

sin tener un arma letal que te asuste

y ponga en peligro la vida de toda la familia

y la de los vecinos...

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Perro!

Si quieres a alguien que nunca toque el control

remoto, le importe un bledo el fútbol

y pueda sentarse al lado tuyo y mirar una película romántica,

Cómprate un Perro!!!

Si quieres a alguien que venga a la cama contigo sólo para calentarte los pies, y que le puedas echar si empieza a

roncar...

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Si quieres a alguien que nunca critique lo que

haces, no le importe si estás linda o fea,

flaca o gorda, joven o vieja...

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Perro!

... Que actúe como si cada palabra que

digas valiera especialmente la pena de ser escuchada y te ame

incondicionalmente a perpetuidad...

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Perro!

Pero, por el contrario... Si quieres a alguien

que nunca venga cuando lo llames, te ignore totalmente cuando entres, deje pelos en todos lados, te pise,

deambule toda la noche, sólo vuelva a casa para comer y dormir

y actúe como si existieras sólo para ocuparte de que él sea feliz...

Entonces ...

Cómprate un Gatooo!!!

NOTA: Cualquier parecido con un hombre es mera coincidencia...

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