ilibgssru'Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbi a

VOL. CV.

• VANCOUVER, B. C., TUESDAY NOVEMBER 1,1982

No. 11

Imperial Debaters

Arta Seniors

Cavort

At Georgia

of defining what is meant by the eye-tern of state controlled industry whichRussia has developed .

They will stress the possibilities ofequal opportunities under governmen tcontrolled industries. Some reasonswill be detailed why the British Em-pire should not continue under itspresent system in the existing econ-omic conditions.

The scene of the debate has . notyet been decided upon but it wil lprobably take place in the VancouverHotel .

cently in a city paper concerningkissing promiscuously. She deniedhaving stated that kissing was harm-less, or that handshakes were dan-gerous . Any human contact was li-able to cause infection, includingkissing, she explained, only it cannot be checked even by the presenc eof a chaperon .

men with the infection was 0, butconfession appears to have been ar-bitrary for them.)

In an Interview to the Ubyssey,Mrs. Lucas, of the Unjveralty HealthService. supplied the above, inform-ation. The infection, she stated, was The Pep Meeting in the Auditoriumcaused through treading on floors at noon on Friday did not hesitat eof bathrooms, etc., barefoot .

to voice its feelings when the erch -Speaking of infection, Mrs. Lucas' estra was.. reported mleeing. This out -

repudiated statements appearing re- burst seemed to exhaust the audience ,however, and little enthusiasm couldbe aroused, In spite of the efforts ofLyle Stewart and his asdtana . Apartfrom a chorus of "coo-coo' and Low-dahl " from the peanut gallery theyells struck a happy medium betweena whisper and a conversational buzzA sgnre decorated with two palmtrees and one cheer leader in a stra what aroused considerable interest andthis opportunity was taken to intro-dure a new basketball yell .

Songs were more popular and theassembly sang with real spirit . The"Hulabaloo" was perfect except fora variation in the third line of th echorus, probably due to a seam inthe screen . or a mistiness in the lan-tern slide. "Hail to the Gold an dBlue" has become more familiar, andwas a decided success .

No Music Makes

Pep Meet Flop

COMING EVENTSrUESDAY-

Arts '34-'33, Auditorium, 6.9,Homecoming rehearsal, 12-1.

Outdoor Club meeting, Ap. Sc.BOO,WEDNESDAY

Players' Club tryouts, Audi-torium, noon .

Inter - Schaastle CanadianRugby, U. B. C., 3 :00 p.m.

Senior "A" Basketball, Arena ,New Westminster.THURSDAY

Freshman Theatre Night, 8 :30p.m .FRIDAY

Grad . Supper,, Cat ., 6:30 p .m.Theatre Night, Auditorium,

8 :30 p .m .

Neil Perry and Vic Dryer .

To Meet British Debaters

Parliamentary Forum Pair To Represent

Varsity—November 22 Date

—Photo by Artesia StudiosV1C DUMB

Economies 3 students of I til tyear will remember Victor's ferventdiscourses on the advantages of aiooialistic sate in the Library base-ment, and for those who didn't takethe above mentioned course, it nee donly be remarked that Vie was amember of the Intercollegiate D.-bates team last; year . He guides thedssthul s of the Parliamentary Forumas an energetic president this year .

The Ubyssey is in receipt ofa most unusual letter from Mr.Frutk J . Edwards of "TheGateway," official publicationof the University of Alberta.

It seems that Mr. Edwardswants a "cut" — photograph,picture, tin-type, of a studentat the U. of A. named Header-soet.

It further seems that thismysterious Mr. Henderson hasat some time or the other at.tended the University of BritishColumbia, and, to judge fromthe letter, he is a basketballplayer of some repute .

"The Gateway" is desirous ofgiving publicity to this Honda-son, now working for a degreeof Bachelor of Education at theAlberta Institution,

And so we you We question—has anybody het* head of abasketball player named Hon-demon who is standing the U.of A. under the neat and A-concealing cognomen of "Pop •

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ememneses

SHE NEVER WENT NEAR THE SHOWER . YET !

17 FROSH OUT OF 250 MAY BE ATHLETES !

The Four Square Gospel?—By McLeod

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APPI I uSCIENCE' I

nu-me neenle Tagr wl"pow}

February 1FellowshipZero Hour

Canadian StudentsOffered ResearchBy Royal SocietyFebruary 1st Is the last day on

which applications will be rioelvedfor 1933 Royal Society Fellowship,These fellowships, ten of which areendowed annually fbr a pried of fiveyears by the Carnegie Corporationare designed to enable Canadian slu edens to cant' an original reaearob,and are open on equal Urdu to menand women under Ih years of age.They include two to French Sadistsof Literature, History, Anthropology,Sociology, Political Economy and al-lied subjects : two to English studentsof the,ame subjects: two to studentsof Mathsm$Icsl, Chemical and Phys-ical Solesiooe and twel to students of ,

Geological Soisnaes.An applicant should be a graduate

of a Canadian University or Collegeand except in special cuss, shouldhave obtained the masters degreeand prsferably one or more years be-yond that degree.

Fellowships are awarded for 1 yearbut in exceptional cases may be holdfor a second year. The work is to bevaried on at some Canadian insti-tution, and the student is required todevote at least nine months of theyear to the object of his award, andto send to the Board a detailed mid -year report of his work .

Further information will be postedand applications and regulations ma ybe obtained from the Registrar.

90 Soup SongsSung SloppilySays Student

By BOYD AGNEWThe only article on the menu of

our cafeteria that has received anincrease In demand is water . Foraqua pure has jumped to popularityby leaps and bounds, or maybe b yslurps and gurgles. Next in deman dcomes soup. Two kinds are ladledout every noon hour at five centsper bowl with- crackers free ; this andperhaps a nickel sandwich make upthe lunch of the average student .

This represents a drop of 50 per -cent over last year's quota . Buteven that is not the worst. more stu-dents than ever before are bringingtheir entire lunches to school, andthese non-paying customers clutterup the oaf by the scores. "And leavetheir lunch papers lying around th etables Instead" of putting them wherethey belong." Mr. UnderhM, man-ager of the cafeteria, added . This ,means extra work for the staff whichcould easily be prevented with a lit-tle care on the part of the students .

Collegers are hanging on to theirextra dimes and nickels these daysSales in cones and chocolate barshave dropped at an alarming rate .But in spite of these discouragingfacts the university cafeteria is abl eto maintain the best twenty-five cen tmeal in the city, says Mr. Underhill .Four kinds of fresh vegetables arethere for the luncher to choose fromwith several varieties of maincourses to go with them. "We aren'tserving this special at six o'clockyet," says Mr. Underhill, "but waittill the end of November come saround ." At which time a suddenrush of awakening Varsityites crowdthe library and labs until long afterbedtime, and need no small susten-ance to cope with the increased men-tal concentration. It is a fact tha texaminations are a bigger boost t obusiness than to the students' spirits.

Until then the students will con-tinue to gulp down soup at the al -arming rate of ninety bowls per day !

LOST—Small dark blue leather chang epurse. It had some "Slacks" and bu stickets and change in it . Please re-turn tc. Mary Darnbrough .

LOST—Blue umbrella, crooked handle .Lost on the Campus. Notify AliceDavidson via the letter rack.

COLLEGIATE BONERSIn spring the fish go up the river

to spoon . ""An American must either be bor n

in America or neutralized . ""A Latin word has as many sylla-

bles as it has values and diptongs. "

Boo!I'm. Haunting

Yuh !Says Shadow ToJean McDiarimid"Miss Fortune, Watcher con-

shame teoublin' ye? ""Oh, Miss Fortuna, what

about ye co ahence4""Alatcha gotta comhence,

Miss Fortune? Tae anonymous notes a la

Harold Tees have been float-ing into the "M's" and Masers" ,section of the women'. letterruck, and the secretary of Ada'Ss is the object of their vent a ., In other words, Jean Mc -Dia'tnid is having whateverconscience she pauses wreak-ed by those anonymous notes ,which are canoed by her•havin g"cooked" a certain draw in thesenior class ceremony .

In an interview to the press,Min Mcbiarmld stated that she"will never repent" Thls wason Wednesday of last week.

"I did this for the kin I~eout of it, and I debit art whoknows," she declared with con-siderable emphasis .

A few days later the press ob-tained a second interview foraMiss M.Dlarmld, and a verydifferent wontsn she speared.Sliewas wan and pale and herlife had lost its vitality. She was '

is changed woman."They're haunting me, those

horrible noes," she sobbed, trybug to hide her nervousness be -hind a handkerchief 9x9. "Iwish I had never been electedSecretary of Artd33," she wail-ed with common female impetu-osity.

To the writer of the anony-mous notes, we would say thathe or she has done a nobledeed, but now that Jean's nervehas broken before their ter-rific onslaught, we suggest thatyou cease.

MIL PUNY}fail invaded the U.S.C. Campus

ifom Victoria lest year, and hassince been prominent . He holds theposition of President of LIZ inCouncil . Many will remember withpleasure his appearance in the Mus-lal Society'. spring production oflast year, "II.M.S. Pinatas•" He re-cently registered a win in the Par-liamentary Foram debate on theImperial Debate subject .

Resolved "That the British Empiremust follow the Moscow road" prom-ises to be an interesting and liv etopic for the debate scheduled forNovember 22 at which the Britishteam will meet U. B. C . ,

The Parliamentary Forum is puttingup Neil Perry and Vic Dryer to up -hold the affirmative for Varsity .

Strong opposition is expected fromthe visiting team which is made up ofgraduates, one from Edinburgh Uni-versity and the other from Wales

The home team has the privilege

U.B.C. freshmen are peculiarly freefrom Athlete's Foot! The recentlyconcluded health examinations revealthat only 17 out of 950 freshmen ex-amined suffer from Absorbine Jun-ior's pet abomination. Incidently,student opinion is that A .J . is aboutas useless a curative as Hecate'sconcoction of toes of newts and lipsof tartars, et al . But if this has'dis-illusioned you remember the HealthAuthorities have discovered that so-dium thiosulphate solution does thetrick.

At tests in a Californian University ,53 percent were found to have thenotorious parasite adhering to theirextreme nether portions. This start-ed the U.B.C. investigations of menand women. (The number of wo-

Whimster

Outlines

Program

Homecoming Plans

Announced ; Stadium

Ceremony Saturday

Homecoming week-end will be kith .aced on Thursday night next when theFreshmen will crowd eagerly intothe Auditorium to enjoy the skits freeof charge. A charge of M Bents willbe made to all students attending theperforateness en Friday night Therewill be a gap in the proceedings asfar as the Grads are concerned, Icethe Thoth ballet of tender memorywill be among the missing. However,skits by the Players' Club, Musica lSociety, the Tvvoeh, sophomores, Jun-ior,, Seniors, etc., will fill up the pro•sumua..

A supper, which is being held inthe Cat. for the enaralnment of theGrads., begins at 6 :30 Friday evening,Judging by the .vats of last year Itshould be a hilarious occasion .

On Saturday, before the game, BMWhimster will` open the now Stadiumwith a short ceremony. The gamsbetween 'Varsity and Ocasionals isto be the first big game held on thenew field . A good game has been pre-dicted and a large attendance is hop-ed for .

After the game the Women's Un-dergrad Tea Dance in the Peter PanBallroom will be the center of at-traction. This event is to be a "DutchTreat", and the proceeds will go to-wards the Women's Union Buildingfund .

Sunday morning there will be aspecial service at St . Andrew's WesleyChurch . Dr. Brewing will conductit, the subject matter being chosenwith regard to Homecoming.

Tickets for the dress rehearsal wil lbe issued to Freshmen at the Quadbox-office on Wednesday and Thurs-days. Students ,attending Friday nigh twill pay at the door.

A complete programme for the wee kend follows :

of charge,Friday—Grad's supper in the Cat. ,

6 :30 p.m. 8:30 p .m. Theatre night,Auditorium .Saturday—Stadium opening by BillWhimster. 2 :30 p.m. Rugby, Varsity vs .Occasionals, at the Stadium . 4 :00 p.m .Tea Dance in the Peter Pan Ballroom.

Sunday—10;45 a.m. Church serviceat St. Andrew's Wesley Church.Speaker: ,Dr. Brewing.

Exchange ViewsBY NANCY MILES

POTENT PIGGER'S PUBLICATIONPRODUCES PATRONYMIC PLA Y

—Oregon EmeraldPuhleaze, Mr. Hemmingway.

STUDENTS HAVE AMPLEFUNDS FOR AMUSEMENT

—Toronto VarsityOh! Name three.

INITIATIONS ARE DYINGACCORDING TO STUDENTS

—Toronto VarsityIt's not the initiation, its the Initi-

ates.

HUNTER LOSES FOUR PLAYERS—The Muhsette

We got some, but you should hav eseen the ones that got away.

COLLAPSES IN BATHTUB WITHBUTLER AT KEYHOLE

—The Idaho Argnau tHer first slip.

LETTERMAN'S CLUBELECTION POSTPONED

—ExchangeAnd again the market stabilizes .

PROPOSAL TO MAKESTUDENTS PAY ADMISSION

FEES IS SHELVED—McMaster Silhouette

Oh! The futility of it all !

SIGS ARE WINNER INHECTIC BATTLE

—ExchangeNature in the raw is seldom mild .

FRESHMEN PUNISHEDBY CUSTOMS COURT

—Haverford NewsJust an old Spanish custom .

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Unemployed MilitiaEstablished In

Varsity AreaThree hundred unemployed militi a

men were established this mornin gin the University Endowment Land sArea, Under the direction of ArmyOfficers, a small village of tents hasbeen erected to accomodate the sol-diers. The encampment is located nea rthe corner of Chancellor Boulevardand Eighth Avenue.

The programme for the winter wil lbe mainly road-building and gradingin the University section of West PointGrey .

The project has been arrangedthrough the cooperation of local mil-itia and the Provincial Government .The reason for selecting only militarymen for the camp, according to au-thorities, is that the camp will beunder military discipline and will bea means of keeping the non-permanen tmilitia together .

The work of these 300 men shoul ddo a great deal in improving the ap-pearance of University lands.

Poppy Day SlatedFor Next Friday

Next Friday, November 4, anotherU .B.C . tradition will be commemor-ated when a group of Freahettes, sel-ected by the Women' UndergraduateSociety' will sell poppies in aid ofthe Returned Soldiers.

The Freahettes will accept anyprice over ten cents for the flowersand are confident that the -studentswill "come through" in memory , *ofthose Over There.

Vancouver InstituteHears Prof. SpencerOn Locust PlaguesResearch in the interior of the pro-

vince during the past few summershas enabled the U . B. C. Entymolo-gical Department to prevent a veryserious locust plague, it was learn-ed by the members of the VancouverInstitute, Saturday night.

Prof. G. J . Spencer of the depart-ment of zoology traced the history oflocusts, showed their occurence an ddiscussed their habits and the meansof their extermination . He told of thei rmode of breeding, the great massesof eggs which each locust lays, an d

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The soft swish of silken gownsmixed with the quiet scraping ofshoes on a polished floor as Arts '33held their class party in the Azte cRoom, Hotel Georgia, Friday evening .

Despite Council's edict of inform-ality, dinner jackets and long glovespredominated as the staid seniorscast aside their traditional gloom andmade merry to the tunes of HaroldKing's Orchestra .

Dainty sandwiches and cakes wer eserved in the supper interval in th eYork and Patrician rooms. DeanBuchanan usurped the pourer's hon-ors in the Patrician room, pourin gout the liquid refreshment in truly Thursday—Dress rehearsal in th eprofessional style.

!Auditorium. Freshmen admitted fro`After the close of the festivities at

the Georgia, thirty or forty couplesinvaded the Journalists' Cabare twhere the fun was fast and furious.

Patrons for the class party wereDean and Mrs. Buchanan, Dean M .L. Bollert, Dr . W. A. Carrothers, andProfessor Cook.

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF—F. St . John Madeley

SENIOR EDITORSTuesday; Stuart Keats

. Sp Editor: Day WashingtonFriday: Norman Hacking.

News Manager : Frances LucasAssociate Editors' Archie Thompson, Pat Kerr.

Associate Sport Editors: Arnold White and Christie Fletcher.

Assistant Editors : Virginia Cummings and Jack Stanton.Literary Editor: Kay Crosby .

Feature, Editor' Guy S. PalmerExchange Editor: Nancy Miles.

Office Assistant : Janet Higginbotham .REPORTORIAL STAFF

General: Boyd Agnew, Zoe Browne-Clayton, Mary Cook, John Cornish ,Darrel Gomery, David Jacobsen, Jeanne Lakeman-Shaw, Ruth Madeley

Nancy Miles, Esperance Blanchard, Dick Elom, Doris McDiarmid ,W. H. Birmingham, Edgar l

ick, R. Roberts, Ted Madeley,

Sport: Jimmy Moyes, Colin Milne, Ted Wilkinson, Dick Briggs, FrankThorneloe, HMMry Jackson, Dick Elam, Eleanor Band, Boyd Agnew .

BUSINESS STAF FBusiness Managers Reg. Price.

Circulation Managers Murray Miller .Business Assistant : Myles Ritchie.

Circulation Aniseeds: C. Tompkinson, J. Balcombe, Sid Aqu a

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1932

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, THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 1, 1932

Occasional Observations

NOT WANTED

Smebody has pulled a boner . All arrangements were' made

for a Canadian Rugby pep meeting last Friday and when the stu-dents were all seated there was found to be no orchestra. 'In-vestigation revealed the fact that neither Lyle Stewart o rGordon Milker, of the Pep Club, were responsible for the fail-ure of the performers to appear. ,

Obviously somebody was . Out of courtesy his name wil l

not be mentioned. It appears, however, that he was to male

all arrangements with the cooperation of the Pep Club . Plans

were drawn up. application for the auditorium was made andpassed, announcement was made in the Ubyssey, and the stu -

dents turned up .Pep meetings in the good old days were something to rav e

about. During the last few years they have steadily depre-dated both in talent and presentation . And now comes the last

straw. A pep meeting which is an absolute flop . The personwho organized, or promised to organize, the recent fiasco, shouldmake some acknowledgement of his blame.

It appears that he left the University at eleven o'clock andwent to a show at one of the downtown theatres, not returnin g

till two in the afternoon . College spirit, if it produces this type

of flibberti4ibbet, is not wanted at U.B.C.

S. 0. S. — ECHO, O. K. !

In the last issue of the Ubyssey there appears a news ite mconcerning the voluntary help given by students and others ,which has made it possible to keep the efficiency of the Librar y

up to its previous, standard .The Ubyssey wishes to point out to the student body if i t

were not for the altruistic efforts of these eighteen individuals ,the usefulness of the institution would be materially lessened .Some recognition should be made through the official govern-ing body of the Alma Mater Society .

We are tempted to say that this student effort heralds the

dawn of a new university spirit . Eighteen members of the AlmaMater Society, either active or honorary are giving their ow nvaluable time with the object of keeping up the good name andefficiency of the university which has done so much for them ,Heretofore students have confined their attempts at "colleg e

spirit " to cheering teams, and except in the cases of the variouscampaigns which have been carried out with varying success ,have paid no attention to .the university as such .

The President, the Library Committee, and Mr . Ridingtonand his staff have all expressed their appreciation, and no wit is up to the students to make some formal acknowledgemen tto those who have put the university before self .

VAN. INSTITUTE(Continued from Page One )

the rapidity with which they multiply .

The name, "locusts" is applied to a

great swarm of grasshoppers. These

breed in favorable places such asfields of stubble and after attainingvery large numbers, for some un-known reason start to swarm. Their

starving multitudes eat everythingin the way, grain, leaves, bark off

trees, paint, curtains, bedding and

even the wall-paper off the walls in

the houses. When swarming they are

practically impossible to kill and the n

only at great cost . The U . B. C. staffhas, however, discovered some much

cheaper and better methods than are

now used.During 1931, locusts over-ran 30,600

square miles of farming lands in the

middle-west of the U. S. A., and did

unaccountable damage. In the Ar-gentine, the land is denuded yearlyand blighted by the pests, principal-ly due to, the lack of the knowledgeof locust control In Africa and Asia ,there are great waste tracts of groundwhere the locust breeds and periodic -ally destroy everything. In fact, theyoccur in such numbers that .the native smust use them for food . Economicallythey are of the greatest importance ,costing B . C . nearly $60,000 in one yearalone. They swarm here once everyseven years .

Students are reminded that theselectures are free . The subjects arechosen for their general interest andthe speakers for their knowledge an dwit.

SECOND DIVISION WINS(Continued from Page Four )

winning streak by trouncing thepowerful Ex-Tech squad, 11-0 a tDouglas Park Saturday afternoon ,

Several New PlayersJohnny Grubbe, Carey and Pugh

turned in splendid performances fo rtheir initial game of the year . Afte rabout fifteen minutes of play David -son went over for the first try . Latein the half Sanderson carried the bal lthirty-five yards . At the scrumdown Pyle secured and crossed theline to boost the Blue and Gold totalto six points. Carey converted froma difficult position to make the hal ftime score 8 .0.

Sanderson Plays For TechAt half time Bobby Gaul shifted

Sanderson over to Ex-Tech who wereplaying one man short. Just beforethe final whistle blew, Max Stewar tended a nice three run to go ove rnear the flag,

Second Division line-up : J. Grubb ,M. Stewart, Pugh, Sanderson, Carey ,White ; Pyle, Stead, Davidson, Made -ley, Johnston, Sumner, Wood, Ark-v , right, Weld ; MacDonald .

Judge : "How far was the man fromyou when you first saw him? "

Accused. "About ten yards."Judge: "And you couldn' t stop? "Accused : "I had stopped—he wa s

ten yards behind"

The freshette was making a braveattempt to sing "I"Il hang my harp o na weeping willow tree," but she could-n't hit the top note.

After two or three shots at it—allmisses—a cruel Senior growled out,

"Try hanging it on a lower branch."

Tips On How To Be ASuccessful Unemployed

Dr. Carrothers must be find-ing it heavy sledding alreadyon his Homeless Men ReliefCommittee. A news note re-ports that the very ' day thecommittee was - named the or-ganized unemployed took thematter in hand with character-istic vim and firmness, sub-mitting a detailed question-naire on just what arrange-ments were being made fortheir benefit; whether tobaccoand food were to be providedin the camps; in what quanti- 'ties; whether there was to beregistration; if so, for what pur-pose; and so on .

The unemployed committeealso scored the relief commis-sioners rather heavily for notreplying to their questionnaireon more decorous note-paper ,and in general made it clearlyunderstood that they, the un-employed, were going to standno nonsense whatever.

What an example for stu-dents in the various economicscourses! Why not a question-naire submitted to the depart-ment asking whether cigarettesand chewing gum are to be dis-tributed in lectures, and inwhat quantities ; demanding th eexact purpose of registration;and criticizing the method ofnote-giving and in particularthe examinations set in thosecourses?

What a sinecure we have allbeen overlooking! It needed thecourageous example of theother unemployed to give usour lead. But probably evennow we shall be too careless ofour rights as Unemployed, todo anything about it . We shallcontinue greedily to take notesgiven to us in any kind of style ,in our spiritless fashion, to plu gfor exams in the same old way,and even—ye Gods!—possiblymanifest a little gratitude to theprofessors who teach in, andthe government that supports ,this institution .

Not so our enlightened bre-thren down town. They knowwhat's coming to them as de-pendents of the province, andby gum, they're out to get it .

C e e

I notice my crumby col-league, the College Bred acrossthe way, is stealing my stuff ,and—worse and worse—doingit better . . I have warned himoff the field of versification, buthe appears • unawed by mythreats . It reminds me of theold days when "Spirit Rap-pings" used to flagellate "Funand Fundamentals." This col-umn has a long line of distin-guished predecessors.

On Columns and Columns"F. & F." flourished two

years ago, in the regime of Ron-ald Grantham, as did R.A.P.'s"Rappings . " The former pro-fessed not to be a column atall, as indeed it often proved it -self, in merit if not in content .It was an over-flow from theLiterary Department, but a ttimes emerged from the do-mains of Euterpe to go Muckand worse, and to get squelch-ingly reproved by the brilliantpsychist on the third page .

These rather spasmodic ven-tures were succeeded the nextyear by what proved to manythe most worth-while feature ofthe whole paper. The erstwhileeditor-in-chief, now a sedateeducation student, seized hispen and puffed his pipe, andproduced a column from theirinspiration . With a regularitywhich was balm to the heart ofthe make-up staff, he turned in

CLASSICS CLUBA meeting of the Classics Club was

held on Wednesday evening, October26, at the home of Mr. James Stobie ,4474 Twelfth Avenue West . A largenumber of members were present ,including Dr . Todd and Miss Auld .The subject for the evening was"Recreation in the Ancient , World, "and two very interesting and well -planned pars were given, the firstby Miss May Fairfoull on GreekSports, with lantern slides of Olym-pia, and the second by Mr . ErnestCostain on Roman Sports . The dis-cussion which followed centere druond a comparison of the concep-tions of sport held by these two peo-ples . Later in the evening songswere sung in Latin from the "Car-mine Pupularla" and refreshmentswere served by members of th Clubunder the supervision of Miss M .Stable.

LA CAUSERIELa Causerie meets tonight, Novem-

ber 1, at 8 o'clock at the home ofthe honorary president, Mme . Dar-lington, 1803 McDonald Street . TakeNo. 4 car to McDonald and walkNorth two block..

The membership t8 now closed ,with the inclusion of the following :K. Stewart, D . Robinson, M . Jenkins ,M. Stephenson, M. 'Wilson, N. Mars-ton and N. Ramsay.

International Relations ClubThe next meeting of the club will

be held at the home of Prof. H. F.Angus, 050 Marguerite street, at 8p.m. Wednesday, November 2. Dr.W. A. Carrothers will speak on"Lausanne." The discussion groupon International Affairs will meet onWednesday from 3 to 4 p .m. in theS.C .M. room, Auditbrium 312.

a bi-weekly discussion of cur-rent topics which reached scho-larly heights without onceproving unreadable.

This year, however, there isa ' lamentable dearth of ex-Pubsters or others suitablyqualified for the job of KampusKolyumist . Consequently arose"0.0." which started out con-scientiously to live up- to itsname and not be a column atall . And here it is preparing tobecome, in spite of its harassedauthor, a light-headed succes-sor to its grave and eruditefore-bears . And people are be -ginning to come up to me andsay, "Here's a good idea for youto put in," just as if I were areal columnist .

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The Darkened LibraryIt is fine to know that the In-

ternal workings of our Libraryare not to be disrupted by theeffects of the cut. One wishessorrowfully that its externalimpressiveness could be pre-served as fully. I am referringto the darkness in which it i snow shrouded at the fall ofdusk. It used to be one of theloveliest pictures I have everseen, its quaintly illuminate dreflection glowing in the pool.

Only once have I seen thebeautiful little building moremagical than it used to seemunder the stars. That was oneday when light mist was blow-ing in from the Sound . The skybehind was dazzingly blue, andthe Library was wreathed incloud wreaths dazzlingly white ;just lightly tangled in thosethin, snowy wisps .

LETTERS CLUBThe Letters' Club will meet to -

night at 8 o'clock at the home ofMrs . T. Larsen, 1235 Twenty-seventhavenue West. Margaret Black wil lgive a paper on "Parody . "

LA CANADIENNE -The next meeting of La Canadienn e

will be held tonight, Tuesday, at thehome of Miss Kim Killam, 1696 Laur -ier Avenue, at 8 o'clock. Take No.6 or 7 car to Laurier avenue, an dwalk two blocks west . All membersare invited to attend .

V. C. U.Missionary To Japan To Address

Meeting HereThe next open meeting of th e

V.C .U. will be addressed by Miss I.Webster Smith in Arts 204 at 12 :10Wednesday noon . Miss WebsterSmith is a missionary worker underthe auspices of the Japan Evangelis -tic Band, a large non-denominationa lmovement, She is the founder of aChildren's Home in Japan, and ha shad much active experience in thatland . She will tell of her work andof conditions in Japan. AU studentsare Invited to this meeting and aspecial welcome is extended to Jap -anese students .

.The Union also announces that th e

Bible study in Friday noon hours ledby the president, James R. Wilson,on the topic "Epochs in the Life ofChrist' will be continued this week .

HISTORICAL SOCIETYThe Historical Society will hold its

next meeting Tuesday, November 1,at the home of Dr . and Mrs. W: N.Sage, 4087 West Fourth avenue . MissMargaret Little will read a pape ron Nationalism in Italy . Please notethe change In day, of meeting .

What PeopleAre Saying

Henderson (sweetly) : Butterflies areare much nicer than bugs .

Dr. Sedgewick: Queen Elizabeth wasa virgin by acclamation .

Nancy Mlles: He's got such a nicespeakeasy baritone .

Mr. . .Drmnnoud : Britain wasn'tgreat until Scotland joined her.

Jack Stanton: "Shakespeare in th eraw is seldom mild."

Prof. Sage: This is only a shell wewalk around in ; sometimes it's sopretty we paint it.

Ted Madeley : Coming from you ,that's cheek.

Jack Emerson: I think It's damnmean of you not to put anything Isay into the Ubyssey,

Charlie Armstrong :' Now you takethis Equity Finance Company .

Dr. Sedgewicks Anyone like thatought to shut himself up in a highly -disinfected room and drink nothin gbut Listerine.

Elmer Simpson: She was only aboiler-inspector's daughter, but oh !what pressure !

Murray Miller She was only a aton emason's daughter, but she sure knewhow to chisel.

TALKS ON THEENGINEERING PROFESSIONS

Date—Tuesday, November 1 .Time—12:25 noon.Speaker—Professor A . H. Finlay .Subject—"Structural Engineering . "Place—102 Applied Science .

Correspondence 1

The Editor, Ubyssey,Dear Sir :

Totems are one of the many thingswhich help to build up the so-saiddeficient tradition in U .H.C. Theyare, on the other hand, one of th every few things that are now left.The faculty balls and the SeniorBall are among the many traditiona lphases of University life that hav ebeen cut out .

I read with interest in last Tues -day's Ubyssey of the dollar and aquarter I have been paying annuall yfor Totems for the last four years.This I have begrudged no one . Asfor the' Faculty Balls, I have giventhem my share of patronage.

In this, my fifth year, I am de-prived of the Senior Ball, to which Ihad been looking forward since m yFreshman days. For the sake oftradition, and because I have alread ypaid five dollars for it, I want a tleast a Totem next Spring.

Why not use some of our $3,900surplus to keep up a little of theyoung tradition by again publishingthe good old Totem .-fence Senior .

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THE UBYSSEY

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Muckatorial"The prisoner was syncopating, your

honor. "'Syncopating? ""Proceeding from bar to bar in ir-

regular fashion, your honor."

The circust came to town, and thecollege lad dated up the Siamesetwins.

On his return—but let's listen to hisroom-mate ,

"Well, what kind of a time didyou have?? Good? "

"Well—Yes, and no."

The KnightWhen Love Was Born

"Gather round, children dear," sai dGrandma Zilch to the auorted youngZilches one winter eve, "and if Es-merelda will kindly sit off the mostcomfortable chair and give it to he rpoor old grandmother, I'll read youa story what I wrote for my uni-versity paper when I was a mereslip of a girl," The young Zilcheswatched awe-struck while grandm ablew smoke rings around the fire-dogs and reminisced of the good ol ddays back in Pitchfork Prairies . "Ali!The good old Ubeezee!" she muse dmushy while the family dog chewedher boot-laces unnoticed . "Well, hereit is . "

"Once upon a time there was amediaeval knight which lived in amediaeval castle made out of peb-bles and. such, with bars on the win-dows and looking sort of like a jai lbut really so *nudes 'couldn't get i nand once they got in couldn't getout. Well, he lived in his castle allyear round with his vassals, whichare things people used to keeparound in those days on account ofcoming in very handy' If you wantedyour armour polished or anythinglike that. Well, this knight was avery nice knight except for being alittle absent-minded at times, andoften forgot to clip his moustache sothat it dipped into the barley soupand the slurping was rather bad, bu tthe vassal didn't dare say anything,because he might fly into a rage ,being, a very good flyer, and thro wthem to the dogs, this being ratherhard on the dogs too on account o fthe vassals didn't always taste sogood.

Every morning this mediaevalknight used to ride out on his charg-er in his armour and feather to lookfor beautiful damsels in distress, thisbeing- very hard, the Is in thatpart of the country =ins sucha much as to looks and never gettin ginto distress anyway .

One Wednesday morning thisknight got very angry. Because ofhis absent mind he had forgotten t o

the campus medical authority be- go to bed Monday night and think-iieves that kissing is not as danger- ing it was still Tuesday had misse doars as handshaking . Shake, pal, the porridge for breakfast, on accountshake! Ethel, here I come!

of it being the fondest thing he was• • •

of. This Wednesday morning heThe nurse also says that kissing came into the room where the vassa l

can't be stopped . Perhaps . but the had laid his armour all oiled an dtrouble is to get started .

ready on the bed and started to putit on very peevish, muttering about

And that reminds me of another of feeling like he was putting on thepar, dislikes—shaking hands.

kitchen stove or something. He saidThat's thirty for tonight folks.

so many bad words like blow and—Merton., bother and others that at last th e

vassal said my liege you would goand get cheap second-hand armourso don't blame me he said and th eknight feeling eery put out indeedthrew the vassal out the window t othe dogs, but the dogs not beingaround just then he said go andget someone to lock you in the towe runtil the doge come back from chas-ing that rat under the front stepsand then they can eat you ." At thispoint grandma stooped to pick upfour stitches she had dropped on th efloor and continued.

"With that he rode forth andspent a very unsuccessful day hunt-ing for damsels in distress . On hisway home thinking my I do get ex-asperated with the damsels aroundhere, he saw a little girl, and not sovery little at that crying under amulberry tree and she was verypretty although clad entirely in rag sfrom head to feet and bare feet a tthat, and she was sobbing aleck m yfavorite father being thrown to thosenasty dogs, and the knight saidwhat's the matter wench?" Grandm astopped and said severely—"Esmerel-da, will you please inform that catthat the ladders on my best chiffonsocks is no place to sharpen herclaws!"

"So the damsel said o dear a horri dknight is going to throw my fatherto the dogs, and the knight wasmoved to compunction and said Imust be the knight but I'm reall ynot so horrid as that and you're notso hard to look at yourself wench soif you care to marry me I'll let you rfather go and give the dogs som estoned wheat thins instead. So hetook the girl home and let the vas -sal out of the tower and said you'dbetter not tell anyone in case theyshould think I am not a man of iro nwill .

"Well what should happen thatevening when the knight was lean-ing out of his castle window heheard two voices, one the damsel' sand the other the vassal's and thevassal spoke thus:

"Well, you're a pretty fast workerMame so how much do I owe yo ufor the job?" and the damsel replied"Now you mention it, I'm not so

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"'The time has come,' " the . Walrus said." Yes, ladeez an'gennelmen, the Muck Editor feels very much at the height o fsomething or other, A milestone has been reached in the his-tory of Page Three, After fifteen years of striving agains theavy odds, we have at last managed to, snaffle a contributor .In fact, four of them! The Muck Page has articles by five people !Think of that, you former Muck Editors, and grind your teethin envy!

We hear occasionally of people who strenuously object t oMuck. We hate to think that this is because they have no

humour in them. "Pfui, tripe, onions and balderdash, " we hearthem exclaim, "neither is there any humour on the Muck Page . "

Well, if them's your sentiments, come to this office and doit yourself; We are sure that there are lots more Muck writer samong those present .

For instance, look at the Valedictory gifts suggested everyyear!

The other night, while travellinghomewards on the street-car withthe Sports Editor, I fell to discussin gstrange occurancea in soccer withhim .

"Ah. . . yes," muttered Sport, "Th esubject has possibilities . I remem -ber once . .

. "Yes, yes, quite so," I interposedhurriedly, not wishing to be out -done . "I've heard you tell that onebefore . "

"Eh . . ? Oh yes. Of course, ofcourse," said Sport somewhat ab-sently, and from this I knew he wasoff in the land of soccer.

"Now listen here," I quoth auth-oritatively, "If a player kicks theball up in the air and a passin geagle swooped down, seized the ball ,and flies off with it, what would youdo? "

"Ha, ha! Fancy that," gaspedSport, scarcely able to grasp thefacts, "I really don't know."

"There," I gloated, "and you theSports Editor! Shame at you( Wha twould you have done if you werethe referee? "

"Blown my whistle," came theprompt answer.

Unable to reply after this displayof wisdom, I groped around for a nother topic. After a period of silenc eduring which Sport's face wore arather triumphant leer, an idea cam eto me.

"If you were referee during a gameand a player kicked the ball so hardin an attempted shot at goal, that heburst the ball . . , "

"Yea, go on," said Sport ."And the cover of the ball score d

a goal but the bladder went over the,crossbar, what decision would yougive? "

"Well, . . . I must have time toconsider the facto,,' opined Sport ."Probably I should give it half agoal . ""Yes," I remarked, "but that's notall . The lace on the cover wrapsitself around the goalie's neck andstrangles him to death. What wouldthat result in? "

Quick as a flash the answer cameback at me, "An inquest."

For several minutes I fumed insilence, then could contain mysel fno longer .

"Well, since you think you're s osmart, what would this be . A play-er tries a shot at goal . The bal lrung along the ground, ascends thegoal post, traverses the crossbar andlodges on the other end of the barat the junction of the upright . Whatwould that be?"

standing player on the Blue an dGold team, and was responsible formost of the combination plays . Frat-tinger was again steady in goal,while McGill was best on defence .Kozoolin was the best of the halves,although even he was eratic at thebeginning of the game.

The team—Frattinger ; McGill, Legg.Marring, Kozoolin, Contain; Stewart,L. Todd, Monday, D. Todd, Cooke .Substitute : Smith .

As the Transcontinental pulled ou tof Kamloops, a young man dashe ddown the station, scrambled aboard,and collapsed into the nearest seat .

The disgruntled man in the corner—evidently a retired colonel—barkedout, "Young man, when I was yourage I could sprint down a platfor mand catch a train without turning a

"Uh-huh. But this darn train had ahalf an hour's start on me at Cal-gary."

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morrow. ”

Shades of dying Danes and KingAlfred's ghost! Juniors and Senior shave combined their efforts this yearto produce a homecoming skit tha twill bring tears to your eyes. Underthe title of "King Alfred and theDanes," two talented members of thePlayers' Club, a Muck and two ex-Muck editors, and a versatile Chem .Honor student will reproduce accur-ately the "burnt cake scene" withsound effects and smoke . (Thus thetears) .

The skit should go over. It is be-ing rehearsed Darn and day out .

• 'She made your superannuated .

When you can't think of anythingelse to say you can always talkabout yourself. For years I havewanted to tell people of my likes anddislikes. No one would listen to me.Now, it's not a cue of listening,—merely reading, which you don'thave to do if you don't want to .

Dislikes (Downtown papers pleasecopy) .

A Ubyssey with no Muck Page .Professors who think their cours e

is the only one that I'm taking.Professors who don't stop at the

sound of the bell. If they were inthe boxing ring they couldn't ge taway with it.„A „

Listening toRussia.

Greta Garbo.The words of "Hall U.B.C . "Explaining a joke or a pun.Next week—likes and more die -

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Insane MuckmanPuzzles Editor

The 42nd ReturnOF

Chang Suey

As Chang Suey's diabolical futuresmaterialized on the screen I pulledmy 44 out of my kimona and shot

SGUISE throe times. Ruh time a gong rang *out. "Three bell and Oswald," I

said to myself and quietly placedthe gat on a nearby gat-staid .

Chang Suey looked quite crest-fallen. The bullets had gone throughhis pigtail and curled it up "Horse-featherr," he muttered, "my basalganglia are all shot to blase."

Then before we could atop him ,the great ohneter had ' made a for.ward pass, grabbed the cigarette but textinguisher under his arm, and dis-appeared through the screen, grin-ning sardonically to himself, an dgiving us the Shanghai gesture as h ewent .

"Curses!" cried Duncan Eetit . "i fthat unfreezes it'll be the making o fthe campus undertaker." Just thenPaul Revere tore in on his tricycle ."All aboard, lads!" he cried . "Allashore that's goin' ashore! "

In another instant Eetit hadclimbed onto the handle-bars and Iwas seated on his shoulders . Wewere off! "Peddle your stuff, Paul! "I shouted. "Do the br-Aix work? ""That's another story, " said Paul."Ghent you do better than that?"

We were off again! We wereright off. Through the Cat. acrossthe campus, over the Stadium, intothe Lily Pond! "Down that way, "said the Frog, pointing towards theStacks . "That Frog's nertz!" criedDuncan, "There goes Chang Sue ynow! He's on the sidewalk! No,he's under it! No, he's on it! Yes ,he is! No, he isn't—yes, he Is! Gra bhim, boys!" We grabbed him jus tas he was sinking for the last time.His horsefeathers caught in the tri-cycle wheels as he went down . Wehad our cue but we didn't knowwhat to do with it . "He'll be backfor that," said Duncan. As we stoodthere a paper fluttered to our feet ,covered with a Chinese cryptogram.'Tripp!" cried Dunc. throwing onhis crypcoat and sitting down o nthe crib. He crumpled up andcrumpled down on the curb. In facthe crumpled up and down for afew minutes . In a moment he hadsolved and peppered it and eaten it ."It says," he breathed, "When mecatchum queue. you catchum ex-tinguisher . Meet me in the GreenRoom at 12 tonight . . . . or else . . . "

An ashy pallor overspread Dune' sface . The cryptogram had given hi mindigestion . The jig was up. Whatwere we going to do? We dunke dDunc in the Lily Pond and he re-vived. "What war the rest of th emessage," we cried as we brough thim to, and then brought him twomore. "I don't know, I've digeste dit," he said. "Porous another."

Had Chang Suey foiled us again ?We didn't know ; we couldn't say.But we wouldn't have been surprise dif he had.

SOCCER MEN VICTORIA

Sport rose, preparatory to descend-

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ing from the street car, "Well, he Laurie Todd was again the out -said, "if you really want to know,that would be a miracle."

"NATURE IN THE RAW I SSELDOM MILD "

mouldy at that, and seeing as theold geezer has a pretty good bankaccount I won't charge you a cent . "Well for crying out loud thoughtthe knight so that's what you get fortrying to be kind-hearted, it justdoesn't pay."

Mark Collins observed Keate pawingin the gutter .

"Lost something, sir? ""Yes—a chunk of toffee," mumbled

Keats."Well, that's not very important, is

it? If I were you I'd let it go . ""Let it go? Let it GO? Damns, man ,

its got my teeth in it ."

Tuesday, November 1, 1932THE UBYSSEY

CAMPU S

By DICK EL SONTindall Cup Standings—

W.

L .

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Varsity George

3

2

0

6North Shore All Blacks 2

2

1

5Varsity out down X•King George's lead in the Tindall Cup

series to only one point when they handed them a 7-0 trimmingat the Brockton Point oval, Saturday afternoon .' Saturday's gains was the most important one of the series,as a win for X•King George meant a five-point lead over an yother team in the league, an advantage almost impossible toovercome.

Blue and Gold Fifteen Play SmartRugby to 'Hand Ex-King George Cre w

Their First Defeat of the SeasonVarsity Takes Game 7-0 To 'Place Second io n

League Schedule—Half Time Score 0-0Ken Mercer Drops Field Goal - Doug .

Brown and RuttanBv6 Well in

Senior "A" Basketballers

Trounce Meraloma Squad

For Second Straight Win

Blue and Gold Squad in Great Form to Be-

wilder Kitsilano Boys — "Pi" Campbell

Shows Class and Nets 12 Points--Var-

sity To Play Sparlings in Westminster

'

Wednesday Night

By ARNOLD WHIT$

tZio'g and's t.

played. a fast and strenuous geneagainst tough opposition, featuringthroughout the cents * exhibitions offine tackling and brilliant forward

t.For Varsity Art and 'Zen Mercer,Mercer,

Cleveland and Leggett were promin-ent as backs while Doug Brown,Ruttan and Senkler starred amongthe forwards. Ilumpluise, Rem andRowan looked good for the nip.

Play Starts FatPlay was off to a fast start with

Varsity forcing the heavy Ex-KingGeorge squad well back into theirown territory, and by open play ,good rung and effective tacklingmaintained this position. Mitchell,during the first ten minutes of play,got a penalty kick but failed to putit over. However, this seemed tostir the opposing scrum into actionand heavy advances in yardage wer eeffected, but any attempts at scor-ing were well guarded.

The Ex-Kings used their weightto good advantage in a steady drib-bling attack which nearly resulted I na score, but for the briliant wingthree quarter man, Leggat, wh osnapped the ball and went over fora safety touch . At the scrum downon the 5-yard line, the King's triedto crash the line but were unableto do so, then Rowan, with two ofhis men made an attempt to runaround lineside, but was held with-in five yards of the line, just as thewhistle finished the half .

Varsity Scores TwiceThe students, handling nicely ,

started the second period by rushin gthe Ex-King George boys back to -their two bit line. Ken Mercer at -

and rushed the ball about forty-fiveyards down the field, then Rose ob-tained poaemlon after the ensuingscrum and made for the line only tobe stopped by Howie Cleveland. starwing three quarter .

An exchange of kicks followed ,Varsity gaining territory with a spec-tacular crosdield run of forty yard sby Cleveland and Leggat .

The West Enders began on the de-fensive on their two bit line whenthree penalties were awarded againstthem, the referee, McLeod, broke upa scrum down to award the third.Mitchell then put the pigskin overthe bar for the first three points.

Mercer Scores Field GoalShowing some fine work, the Var-

sity forwards dribbled the ball with -in five yards of the line, and a sU.B .C. continued to press, Ken Mer-cer made a neat field goal .

From this point the Black andGreen picked up again and had i tnot been for Varsity's smashing ta%k-ling would have scored. Rowanlate in the game secured and passe dto Sheppard, who went over, butplay was called, due to the fact thatRowan had been forced on the wing .The game finished with the count7-0.

The line-up--Varsity : Brand, Cleveland, A . Mer-

cer, Young, Leggat, K. Mercer, Tye,Mitchell, Senkler, Gross, B . Brown ,W. Morris, D . Brown, Ruttan .

Ex-King George : Humphries, Shep-pard, Allan, Rowan, Scadding, Pope ,Drummond. Rose, Donaldson, Moran,Lawson, Henderson, Bain, Barker ,Newitt .

Referee :

SECOND DIVISION WIN SBacked up by several new players ,

Varsity's Second Division EnglishRugby aggregation continued it 's

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Playing their last game of the Year,Doctor Burke', Blue and Gold ag -gregation of Big Four griddera heldthe championship Meraloma crew toa 10-1 score at Athletic Park las tSaturday afternoon.

The Varsity crew played sixty min-utes of bang-up football, and cause dmany grey hairs in the Meralom acamp. With the count 1-0 againstthem at the end of the first quarter,the Orange and Black tightened upto take a 3-1 lead at half time . Twomore deadline kicks and a doubtfultouchdown in the second half pu tthe game on ice for Meralomas .

Hedreen for Varsity played a greatgame, both on offensive and defensiv eplay. His long punts were a featureof the day, and time and again re-lieved his team from dangerous posi-tions.

The rest of the U. B. C. squadworked smoothly and efficiently andheld the Meraloma machine threetimes right on their very goal line .

In the first canto Meralomasplayed more like rookies than champ -ions, and Varsity outclassed them i nevery depar tment to hold them in

Arts, ScienceSoccer Games

Thrill Many' The opening ,same of the ScienceLeague were played off at noonMonday between Science '33 and '3 5in the Stadium, and Seism* '34 and'38 on the Upper Playing Field. Theformer game resulted In a scorelessdraw, while Science '34 accountedfor Science '38 by a score of 1 .0.

Arts '33 and Arts '14 clashed in thefeature same of last week's card onFriday, this game also being draw nby a fall scare.

In the Best half, the Juniors tallie dOran through Donn, who pushed abard drill* past Coataln. AlthoughArts '34 were decidedly superior inthis period, they failed to penetratethe Senior deface again, and thecross-over found the score 1.0 Infavour of the men of Todd. In thesecond stanza the Seniors hit theirstride, and the goal, and tied themore through a solo effort by RodMcLeod. Not content with this theanion persuaded Dave Todd to letthe ball trickle into the net for asecond tally. However, the rest o fthe '34 men were not so generous,and rushed back to score the tyinggoal with a sizzling shot. Both de-fences held for the remaining time ,and the Seniors were held to a draw.

The Science '34--'38 game was arough struggle, with Nicholson doingthe honors for '34 by scoring the onl ygoal of the game. Good football ma yhave been played, but it was hard tonotice .

The other Science contest, between'33 and '35 was more like a waterpolo game than a soccer match . Itwas played on the Stadium field,which was for the most part a lake.Despite the handicap, however, therewere flashes of football, althoughneither team managed to swim as fa ras the oponents' goal-line .

ARTS 30 ROAD RAC EON WEDNESDAY WILL

FEATURE MANY STAR SThe Arts '30 Road Race, first of a

series of races which include theCross Country and the Arts '20 Re -lay, will take place on Wednesday ,November 9, starting at 8 :30 .

The course on which this race I srun takes the runners four timesaround the University buildings . Thestart is opposite the Cairn, fromwhich the contestants proceed northto the parking space, turn west tothe West Mall, south along the WestMall to end of the asphalt, east tothe Mall, and back along the Mall .The finish is opposite the Adminis-tration Building.

Included in the list of possibl estarters are such well-known men asGeorge Sinclair (Sc . '34) . winner lastyear, Alfie Allen, (Sc . '38), presen trecord holder, Sid Swift (Arta '34) ,who set the pact in last year's con-test, George Allen, Herb . Barclay ,and a number of other prominen ttrack men.

Paul Kozoolin officiated at th eFriday game, while Millar McGilland Arnold White went through themotions on Monday .

U.B .C. Track ClubAccepts Records

In the meeting of the U .B.C . TrackClub held on Friday. the two newVarsity track and field records wereformally ratified . This includes Har-old Wright's mark for the 220-yar ddash, made in the Invitation meetof the 15th of October, and HaddonAgnew's discuss record in the annua lVarsity-Froth meet of the 12th .

Wright, star sprinter of the Can-adian Olympic team, smashed th erecord jointly held by Bobbie Gaul ,and Prof. Harry Warren, when hesteamed the distance two weeks agoin 23:1-5 seconds. Haddon Agnew' srecord however, was even more no -table, as he upset not only Varsity' snine-year old mark, but also estab-lished a new Western Inter-Collegiat edistance to shoot at . His record-breaking toss went 124 feet and 8Inches .

U.B.C. Shots

Make Good

Score Sunday

Almost ideal weather conditionsprevailed during the Inter-Universit yRifle Competition fired on October30, at Blair Range, North Vancouver .A slight right wind was experiencedat 500 and 800 yards which called fora little skill in judging, but visibilitywas good at all ranges despite thecloudy condition of the sky. It wasnot until the last firer was complet-ing his score at 100 yards that itcommenced to rain. This had the et-feet of lowering his score a point ortwo . The highest scare obtained byany member of a team of eight was1W points out of a total possible 105 .end was gained by Sergeant D. G.Worthington. This score wins forhim t hg Leckie Shield a specialC.O.T.C. silver spoon, and a shoot-

a ing at eight drag was 75 point.,averages NA, This is good molder-ing tlllat Queens University, Toren*wan the match last year with a totalscore of 7N out of a possible 840points and had such expert shots asLint D. T. Burke, tho► Kings PrizeWinner and other top notchers onthe team. The scores obtained bymembers of the U.B.C. team are asfollows:

Teem

' 100 500100 Tel ,Sgt. D. Worthington 34 35 32102Cdr R W. Cary

85 32 81 99at . V. J. Southey $4 35 30 99

Sgt, V. H. Dame 33 82 82 97Lo. Cpl. W. Maolnn.s 31 38 32 98Sgt. J . S. B.eman

11 30 33 94Cpl . L. M. Stewart

32 31 81 94Sgt. W. A. Madeley

82 82 30 94

Total—775

Ethers-eut Stewart-Lough 33 32 94

Sgt. D. M. Smith 30 31 30 91Le. Cpl. J. D. McMynn 34 29 28 91Cdt. A. Greenwood

29 30 30 89Cdt. J. W. Roff

29 29 29 87Cdt. R. L. Moodie

31 37 37 85Cpl. A. L. Crowe

30 29 28 85Lc . Cpl. J. C. Warren 37 31 25 83Cpl. V. R. Hill

29 29 22 79Cdt. A. C. Bastin

23 28 28 75Cdt. H. P. Godard

29 19 23 71Cdt . C. Margerison

22 24 22 88

SENIIOR CITY GRI D

TEAM WIN 6 .3 OVER

MERALOMAS SATURDA Y

Doc. Butte's "Blue and Gold"squad trounced the Meraloma grid-dare to the tune of 8.3 in their fourthSenior City Canadian Rugby gam eof the season at Douglas Park, Sat-ruday afternoon .

The deciding issue of the gamecame in the second quarter, whe nDick Bower of the Varsity aggrega-tion intercepted a forward pass inthe shadow of his own goal-posts ,and outran the entire opposition tocross the Meraloma line for 5 points.

The U. B. C. found themselves a tthe wrong end of the count in thefirst quarter, when the Kitailsnoclub kicked to the deadline for 1point.

The second period proved to bethe most spectacular of the game ,when Bower intercepted a forwardpass on his own 10-yard lin eand ran 90 yards for a touchdown,which went unconverted. The Kit-silano club scored their other 2points of the game by kicks to th edeadline.

Canto the third saw the addition ofanother point for Varsity by a kickto the deadline. The last quarterwas scoreless, although the Blue an dGold had a alight edge over the Mer-lomas, and the game ended withthe score 8-3 for the U .B .C .

Line up: Cryedale, McLean, Lyn-ott, Snelling, Arkhurst, Moffat, Clap-perton, Ashby, Wood, Martin, Hol-den and Bower.

Anglican Theos.

Hold Track Meet

Anglican College students hel dtheir annual field-day on the ova lon Friday last . Members of the fac-ulty acted as judges . Bob Ward andChris Loat tied for the championshi paward with nineteen points each .

Ward won the 100 yard broadjump and high jump. Lost finishedfirst in the 440 yards, half-mile andmile events. E. Thain took thetrophy for the Shot put . In theevening faculty and students withtheir guests, Col . A. M. Brown andDr. Barns, met for dinner in theHall . Toasts were proposed as fol-lows: "To the King" by Dr. Vance ,"To the Student Association" by Col .Brown, to which Mr. J. L. Andersonreplied, "To the College" by Dr ,Reiss was responded to by S . Semple,

Soccermen

Victorious

Saturday

In a fast game at Cambia Streeton Saturday, Varsity Senior Soccer-men stepped over Cowan-Dodson In -to fourth place by defeating theBakers 3.1 . Cowan-Dodson held a1-0 lead at half-time, but Mundayscored two goals in the second halfto give Varsity the game .

Varsity kicked off against a lawsun which bothered the boys badlythrough most of the first half, A sa result, their ball control suffered ,and they were badly off color unti ljust before the half ended. How-ever, from that point on, their gam eimproved and they pressed through -out most of the second half .

Cowan-Dodson obtained the firstgoal of the game midway throug hthe first stanza . Frattinger dived fora hard shot, and pushed the bal lagainst the post . It rebounded onto the line, and McGill cleared at th eexpense of a corner . From the plac ekick, Cowan, the Bakers' centre-forward, headed into the goal mouthand although Legg kicked the ballover the bar, the referee rightly gav ea goal.

During the remainder of the periodplay was evenly divided, but Varsityspoiled many chances by carelessnesswith their passes. The combinationof the Blue and Gold squad wasmuch below its usual standard . Dur-ing the last ten minutes of the half,Varsity picked up considerably, andwere pressing the Cowan-Dodson de-fence when the period ended .

Manning was forced to drop ou tof the right half position at hal ftime, Russ Stewart dropping backfrom right wing to take his place .Hughie Smith took over the righ twing position .

Play Better in Second Hal fPlay was of a much higher stand-

ard after the Interval . with Varsityplaying a nice combination game.Cowan-Dodson were playing a roug htype of game, and were attemptin gto barge through by sheer weight ,but found the Varsity defence toosteady for them . Laurie Todd wasplaying a splendid game on the Blu eand Gold forward line, and engine-ered a number of fine passing at -tacks, while the half line was keep-ing up with the play better andwere feeding their wing men muchmore effectively.

Finally, Smith took a pass on thewing, and headed to Laurie Todd,who put Otte Munday through forthe first Varsity goal . The centre -forward gave the goalie no chanc ewith his shot .

Shortly after this, Costain and th eCowan-Dodson left winger attempte dto kick the ball at the same time ,and the Varsity half received a in-ury to his ankle, but managed tocontinue, although more or less o fa paseenger from then on .

Ten minutes from the er' -' th egame, Smith took the ball down fe ewing, tricked the back ,and put Mun-day through with a lovely pass . Mun-day made no mistake, and drove th eball through for his own and Var-sity's second goal . Although the Col-lege squad worked through to sev-eral more fine openings, they di dnot succeed in scoring again, and thegame ended with the score 2-1 fo rVarsity .

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Douglas Shows WellYoung scored another Meraloma

basket but Douglas replied with ascore for Varsity. After Young ha ddropped in another Black and Orangescore, Matthison replaced Bardsley onthe Varsity forward line. For sev-eral minutes there was no furtherscoring. Then "Hooker" Wright ob-tained a basket and a foul, and H .Clark scored for the Clubmen. Doug-las scored on a pretty effort just asthe regular front line returned to thefloor, Campbell replacing Wright,Nicholson taking the place of Doug-las and Lee going in for Tervo.

The change speeded the game upimmediately and Matthison, Camp-bell and Osborne quickly scoredbeautiful baskets . H. Clark repliedwith a basket for Meralomas, andshortly after. Douglas went in forCampbell and Wright for Osborne.Nicholson scored on two foul shotsand H. Clark obtained third baske tof the half as the final whistle went .

Varsity: Osborne (11), Wright (4) ,Campbell (12), Nicholson (3), Lee(2), Tervo, Bardsley (2), Dougla s(4), Matthison (2)—40 .

BADMINTO NBlue and Gold shuttle swatters

vanquished the West Eend team 9- 7in a closely fought game Thursday ,October 27, at Varsity. An unfor-tunate accident occured when threeof the West End team, apparentl ytaking a short-cut . blundered intothe famous Lily Pond thereby con-siderably dampening their vidour .

GRASS HOCKE YThe Varsity grass hockey team

played its first game against U .B.C .the second team, on Saturday. Theteam was able to pile up a score o fseven goals. but U.B.C. was unabl eto make a single tally . Varsity at -tacked from the first whistle andplay was confined during the earlystages of the game to the U .B .C .half. The U.B.C, backs played a nexcellent game and it was only bytheir good work that Varsity wa sprevented from increasing the score .

Johnny McLeod .

iraiomasTake GridGame 10- 1

' their own territory and take a 1-tempted a nice kick from the twenty,

0

yard line, but was unsuccessful. Aload '

serum down resulted near the op- I With Niblo in the backfield, th e

posing line following a punt to theirsecond o crew ti wiced up in the

corner flag, Varsity, however, failed second quarter. Twice the Orange

to go over. The Kings broke fast and Black !ought their way to Var .

city's one-yard line, but costly hull-hies robbed them from touchdownsand brought In only two points onrouges. tSewart kicked to the dead-line late in the period to make th ehalf time score 3-1.

The only thrill of the third quarterwas the sensational eighty-yard runby Don Stewart of Meralomas. Dontook the ball an his own ten yardline and got away on a cut-backthrough the right side, and ran t oVarsity's 10-yard line before bein gforced out by Henderson . Within scor-ing distance again, the Clabbersfailed to cross the line and mad eonly one marker .

It was in the fourth quarter tha tthe only touch of the game wasscored . After a march down thefield Meralomas were on Varsity's1-yard line, with third down and 1yard to go. Lawrence, a husky Kit-silano middle, was given the ball ,and to all appearances was stoppedcold. The touch was awarded, how -ever, but was not converted .

The U.H .C . boys filled the air withpasses in the last period in a lastdesperate effort to score, but it justdidn't happen. Niblo's educated toebooted the ball over the deadline forthe last point of the game.

Hedreen's kicking and passin gmade him the pick of the Varsityline-up. while Stewart and Niblo getthe call for Meralomas .

The teamsvarsity: Hedreen, Steele, ,, Rush,

Moore, Bolton, Pearson, Kirby, D.Stewart, J. Stewart, Farrington,Bourne, Keillor, McCrimmon, Ellet,Wilson, Henderson, . Johnstone and,Poole .

Meralomas : Stewart, Cameron, Wil-son . Hunt, Hutchison, Oakenful ,Black, Potter, Day, A . Lowe, Law-rence, Edget, Niblo, Ferris, Eby ,Fraser, Mackie, McRae and Ellis .

Referee : Del Finley .Umpire: Gordon Johnstone .

Coach Allen's Senior "A" basket squad had no difficulty i ndefeating the Meraloma entry in a Burrard League encounterSaturday night at 'the V. A. C. Gymnasium by a 401$ score.With the whole team playing a good defensive game, and Os-borne and Campbell in a scoring mood, the outcome was neverin doubt.

Osborne opened the score soon after the start with a butshot, but Meralomas went ahead for the only time of the gamewith.foul shots by Thompson and H . Clark. Nicholson tied thisup with another foul, and then Cy. Lee dropped in a basket to-* •give'Vaalty a lead which they held

throughout the game.HWier's foul shot was the only

more moral minutes. duringwhich both teams were handling theball rather carelessly. Then Osbornesecured under his own basket anddribbled the length of the floor todrop in a pretty basket. He repeateda minute later after Hillier hadscored on a foul, and Meraloma scalled time out.

Campbell In VoraAfter the rest Campbell obtained

,the first of a series of beautiful ba-kers . Osborne was pulling down therebounds in fine style, but for a fewminutes Varsity's attacks failed tobring points. Then Thompson droppedthe ball through the hoop for thefirst and last Meraloma field goal ofthe first half. Campbell quickly re-gained this when he broke for an-other pretty basket,'and Osborne fol-lowed with a score on a pass fromNicholson.

Varsity's second string line nowcame in, Bardsley replacing Nichol -son, and Tervo, Lee, with Campbel lgoing to centre. Just before halftime, Wright dropped in a foul, andBardsley a basket to bring the scoreto 17 to 6 at the interval .

Campbell started the second sessio nwith two sensational scores, whilethe Meraloma squad were confined tolong shots. Following this Campbellwent through for the prettiest scoreof the game, shooting with his backto the basket. Osborne followed withtwo fouls to give the Blue and Golda 19 point lead. Quinn reduced thisjust as Coach Allen sent in Dougla sfor Campbell, Wright going to cen-tre and Tervo to guard.