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Intense Impact LeagueIntense Impact League#258
January 2020
Universal Heavyweight ChampionEDGE: John Krasinski(219-62-18, $615,500, *19) ID131 or 501
Continental Premier ChampionEDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana(104-45-10, $376,200, *6) ID149 or 502
All Japan ChampionEDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot(82-37-16, $304,700, *9) ID117 or 503
Armed Forces ChampionEDGE: John Xtreme(24-20-3, $102,700, *7) ID116 or 504
Wuhan ChampionEDGE: Zac Efron(158-86-10, $590,000, *18) ID213 or 505
Victorian ChampionEDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson(12-29-2, $147,300, *4) ID145 or 506
North Region ChampionIMT: Brown Ninja(2-6-1, $51,300, *1) ID194 or 507
Zaire ChampionEDGE: Jeremy Allen White(130-32-7, $550,100, *15) ID130 or 508
Latin American ChampionEDGE: Matt Smith(70-59-11, $463,000, *10) ID132 or 509
Lightweight ChampionEDGE: Jason Lee(64-56-5, $432,400, *19) ID137 or 510
Independent Champion * from the battle royalSOS: Isaiah “The Ninja” Tuttle(50-60-4, $317,200, *10) ID30 or 511
Amateur United ChampionEDGE: Jason Xtreme(27-16-3, $93,600, *4) ID51 or 512
Universal Tag Champions * win 5 free matchesEDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin XtremeID120 & ID121 or 789
All Japan Tag ChampionsTAMMY: “Flamboyant” Tammy Fytch and “Confident” Tammy FytchID181 & ID187 or 987
Universal Six-man Champions * win 5 free matchesEDGE: Tagmaster #1, Tagmaster #2, and Hardcore XtremeID47, ID48, & ID49 or 789
Continental Six-man Championsunclaimed
Battle Royal WinnerIMT: Brown Ninja(2-6-1, $51,300, *1) ID194
IWA BulletinIWA Bulletin
2 IIL Rankings
1. EDGE: “The Closer” August Jamb (31-16-1 *7) ID144....................$215,900
2. EDGE: James Franco (418-86-11 *16) ID135..................................$780,300
3. SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle (319-55-12 *8) ID54.......................$556,800
4. SOS: Sub-Zero (251-27-8 *10) ID40................................................$384,100
5. EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung (262-38-11 *8) ID156...............................$612,600
6. EDGE: “Headliner” Bad News Frown (146-35-8 *10) ID122..........$348,200
7. SOS: Zack (121-20-5 *7) ID128........................................................$255,000
8. EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf (138-54-7 *10) ID162......$451,300
9. EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson (91-44-6 *13) ID28............................$362,000
10. SOS: Tilly Blimpshart (69-25-5 *14) ID21........................................$224,400
11. EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley (75-41-4 *7) ID32.....................................$581,000
12. EDGE: Tagmaster #1 (53-19-4 *4) ID47...........................................$412,000
13. SOS: Scorpion (76-43-12 *11) ID55.................................................$248,900
14. SOS: Rain (63-31-4 *12) ID57..........................................................$261,600
15. EDGE: Ryan Reynolds (96-66-12 *14) ID141...................................$358,400
16. SOS: Green Ranger (68-40-7 *8) ID33.............................................$185,400
17. SOS: Yooka Laylee (82-56-8 *9) ID88..............................................$226,100
18. EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs (38-17-9 *19) ID124..............................$296,200
19. EDGE: Seth Rogen (79-59-13 *9) ID186..........................................$444,600
20. TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch (20-0) ID165..........$21,600
21. EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen (35-17-8 *9) ID123..............................$231,400
22. TBZ: Silver Panda (192-175-21 *6) ID163.......................................$930,400
23. SOS: Reptile (71-54-8 *11) ID73......................................................$309,200
24. EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto (55-38-4 *6) ID39........................$253,200
25. EDGE: Stone Cold (84-71-24 *30) ID52...........................................$155,700
26. EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton (66-53-9 *7) ID161.....................................$384,400
27. SOS: Ray Gunkel (38-27-5 *8) ID93.................................................$109,500
28. IMT: Yellow Ninja (14-5-1 *2) ID23...................................................$73,000
29. EDGE: Chris Pine (68-60-8 *12) ID134............................................$316,900
30. SOS: Randy Rose (35-27-4 *8) ID140..............................................$187,400
31. EDGE: Liev Schreiber (61-55-10 *14) ID125...................................$385,600
32. SOS: Zack Morris (22-16-4 *10) ID119............................................$157,800
33. EDGE: Savage Scott Harper (30-25-6 *7) ID138..............................$265,900
34. SOS: Isabella “The Ninja” Tuttle (52-48-7 *5) ID91........................$176,300
35. SOS: Z Gangsta (23-20-3 *6) ID101.................................................$183,200
36. SOS: White Ranger (29-28-4 *11) ID29...........................................$160,200
37. EDGE: Landon “Turbo” Tiger (22-21-4 *9) ID143...........................$153,300
38. EDGE: Tagmaster #2 (9-8-4 *4) ID48...............................................$130,700
39. TAMMY: “Shapely Blonde” Tammy Fytch (1-0 *1) ID98.....................$1,500
40. TAMMY: “Beautiful Blonde” Tammy Fytch (1-0 *1) ID56...................$1,500
41. TAMMY: “Flamboyant” Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID181..............................$4,600
42. TAMMY: “Confident” Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID187.................................$4,600
43. TAMMY: Tammy Fytch In Magenta Heels (1-0) ID170........................$2,600
44. TAMMY: Tammy Fytch In Cyan Dress (1-0) ID172...............................$2,600
45. TAMMY: World’s Classiest Woman Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID167............$2,600
46. TAMMY: “Perfect” Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID169......................................$1,600
47. TAMMY: Most Gorgeous Blonde Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID146...............$1,600
48. TAMMY: Most Incredible Blonde Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID155...............$1,600
49. TAMMY: “Divine” Tammy Fytch (1-0) ID168.......................................$1,600
50. EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass (11-13-3 *7) ID142....................................$166,800
51. SOS: Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince (35-38-9 *10) ID82...................$217,600
52. SOS: “Zippy” Zack (26-29-9 *9) ID127............................................$148,700
53. SOS: Dennis Condrey (13-19-6 *3) ID92.........................................$113,900
54. EDGE: Corbin Xtreme (6-12-4 *3) ID121...........................................$73,100
55. EDGE: “Evil Genius” Buster Breaker (28-35-16 *7) ID70................$229,000
56. EDGE: Hardcore Xtreme (5-12-2 *2) ID49.......................................$126,800
57. EDGE: Crazy Snake (125-133-27 *33) ID53.....................................$380,700
58. EDGE: Channing Tatum (78-86-11 *17) ID139................................$471,100
59. SOS: Ermac (51-59-3 *10) ID77.......................................................$199,700
60. EDGE: Dave Xtreme (4-13-4 *3) ID120.............................................$57,400
61. IMT/LPPF: Rampage (176-187-25 *19) ID108.............................$1,406,500
62. EDGE: Chilly McFreeze (26-37-1 *2) ID24.......................................$258,300
63. SOS: Jiggly Zack (25-36-3 *6) ID126................................................$141,500
64. SOS: Zack Attack (13-24-3 *3) ID104...............................................$157,500
65. SOS: Cold Stone Austin Steve (48-61-12 *9) ID89..........................$199,800
66. SOS: Rip Rogers (15-29-1 *6) ID129................................................$117,200
67. SOS: El Oh El (27-48-8 *7) ID97.......................................................$157,900
68. EDGE: Bradley Cooper (109-157-28 *29) ID136.............................$648,400
69. IMT: Orange Ninja (0-2 *1) ID31.........................................................$4,500
70. TBZ: Silver Panther (1,014-502-72 *30) ID110............................$3,666,000
71. TBZ: Silver Lion (1,018-525-75 *39) ID112..................................$3,349,500
72. TBZ: Silver Coyote (1,022-751-101 *25) ID111............................$3,495,600
73. TBZ: Silver Cougar (1,002-805-111 *42) ID114............................$4,286,700
74. TBZ: Silver Tiger (1,017-960-134 *47) ID113...............................$3,746,900
75. EDGE: Superquake (129-96-31 *28) ID75.......................................$259,000
76. SOS: HM Prison Maze Inmate (43-19-9 *4) ID154..........................$135,600
77. SOS: The Day After Tamara (43-25-8 *9) ID184................................$66,400
IIL Rankings 3
78. SOS: Attica Inmate (43-28-7 *7) ID160...........................................$122,200
79. SOS: Walt the Wizard (30-15-2 *4) ID173.........................................$67,000
80. SOS: Short-Fuze (16-1-3 *8) ID102..................................................$108,700
81. SOS: USP Marion Inmate (31-17-6 *8) ID171...................................$65,600
82. SOS: Uther (17-3 *7) ID106...............................................................$88,600
83. SOS: Willow (16-3 *4) ID133.............................................................$76,500
84. SOS: Magikarp (13-1 *3) ID182.........................................................$53,600
85. SOS: Meowth (15-4 *3) ID183..........................................................$78,300
86. SOS: “Humble” Pedro Rodriguez (67-57-10 *8) ID157...................$257,700
87. SOS: Mewtwo (12-2 *4) ID190..........................................................$74,400
88. SOS: Squirtle (10-0 *1) ID27..............................................................$29,100
89. SOS: Pillage (15-6-1 *2) ID109..........................................................$88,600
90. SOS: “Arrogant” Cristiano Ronaldo (26-18-4 *9) ID152..................$143,300
91. SOS: Graham “Cracker” Johnson (17-10-1 *4) ID62.......................$194,100
92. SOS: Tres-Kicker (47-41-2 *16) ID166.............................................$232,000
93. SOS: The eye of Samwise (15-11-2 *4) ID189.................................$105,500
94. SOS: Mike “Duves” Cook (13-9-3 *5) ID153......................................$62,800
95. SOS: “Mr. Overrated” Pele (37-34-10 *14) ID147...........................$125,000
96. SOS: Sam the Sorcerer (25-22-4 *7) ID174.......................................$92,500
97. SOS: Frodo the Wizard (13-12-1 *7) ID188.......................................$95,700
98. SOS: “Iron Man” Carles Puyol (33-33-4 *9) ID151..........................$194,400
99. SOS: Bossy Pants (22-22-6 *6) ID179..............................................$149,800
100. SOS: Sockem Sully (8-10 *6) ID191...................................................$87,600
101. SOS: “The Forecaster” Earl Estimate (19-22-3 *5) ID176...............$103,900
102. SOS: “In League Legend” Mike Cook (28-34-4 *17) ID46...............$167,900
103. SOS: Blake Gitem (6-12-1 *6) ID178.................................................$86,400
104. SOS: Lex Luthor (4-10-1 *1) ID201....................................................$26,800
105. SOS: “Elite” Alexis Sanchez (26-33-8 *9) ID103..............................$143,800
106. SOS: “Wildman” Wayne Rooney (22-29-5 *8) ID107.....................$142,700
107. SOS: Delirium (5-12-3 *3) ID205.......................................................$73,600
108. SOS: “Drug Lord” Diego Maradona (33-42-3 *12) ID105...............$176,600
109. SOS: “Slightly Of” Wes Unstable (11-20-3 *8) ID177......................$92,900
110. SOS: Rockem Rich (3-12-3 *5) ID192................................................$74,000
111. SOS: “The Challenger” Rick Dodge (22-32-7 *9) ID41....................$172,600
112. SOS: Lex Googler (10-20-7 *8) ID63................................................$133,600
113. SOS: “The Cannibal” Louis Suarez (34-45-4 *6) ID99.....................$254,100
114. SOS: “The Beast” YaYa Toure (28-39-7 *6) ID96.............................$215,800
115. SOS: “Well Respected” Mike Cook (54-66-8 *18) ID185..................$74,900
116. SOS: “Passmaster” Xavi Hernandez (25-38-5 *4) ID95...................$191,400
117. SOS: “Sea Enthusiast” Phil Tank (16-29-1 *6) ID78........................$191,600
118. SOS: “The Strategist” Tim Tactic (14-32-4 *7) ID175......................$101,500
119. TBZ: Brick D. Hinkley (6-29-1 *2) ID45..............................................$60,500
120. DA: Kid Fury (5-109) ID80..................................................................$14,200
121. DA: Kid Smash (4-116) ID81..............................................................$30,300
122. TBZ: Silver Eagle (1,015-1,156-129 *36) ID115...........................$4,978,900
123. Missy Linnear (11-152) ID74.............................................................$53,200
124. Girly Man (4-310) ID16......................................................................$38,400
125. Horatio the Insane (0-16) ID159..........................................................$1,500
126. “Mr. Manly” Hugh Mann (0-17) ID85..................................................$1,700
127. “Beastly” Bernie Brogan (0-18) ID76......................................................$400
128. The Wrestlemaniac (0-19) ID84..........................................................$2,800
129. “Mr. Certain” Victor E. (0-19) ID100....................................................$2,100
130. “Hardly the Worst” Samuel Best (0-19) ID79......................................$1,400
131. Tommy D. Mandel (0-19) ID158.............................................................$900
132. Chuck “the Obtuse” Angle (0-19) ID118....................................................$0
133. Gracious G. Henderson (0-23) ID44....................................................$2,600
134. Glass Jaw Louie (0-24) ID94........................................................................$0
135. The Llamanator (0-104) ID43..............................................................$5,500
136. Daren Facelift (0-517) ID18...............................................................$42,700
137. Roofman Jack (0-531) ID13...............................................................$60,600
138. Cowboy Jonathan (0-538) ID6...........................................................$48,600
139. Kip, the Flipster (0-543) ID20............................................................$30,600
140. Jason Argon (0-547) ID17..................................................................$72,800
141. The Creditor (0-553) ID7...................................................................$52,200
142. Kung Roo (0-559) ID10......................................................................$69,700
143. Terrence Heidi (0-564) ID11..............................................................$34,900
144. Yogi Hoagie (0-566) ID19...................................................................$48,400
145. Brick Town Brawler (0-579) ID5.........................................................$40,800
146. Pepsi Paul (0-582) ID12.....................................................................$61,700
147. Poncho Marx (0-595) ID2..................................................................$41,000
148. The Challenger (0-609) ID15...............................................................$4,900
149. Scrubber Bot (0-611) ID9...................................................................$31,000
150. Goldylox (0-622) ID4..........................................................................$62,400
151. Sky Sprinter (0-627) ID3....................................................................$15,200
152. Junkboy (0-688) ID8..........................................................................$64,100
153. Mr. Scrub (0-713) ID1..........................................................................$1,000
154. El Scrubbo (0-1,331) ID14.................................................................$64,500
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4 IIL Matches
Card 1: Held in London (Attendance: 12,206)
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle destroyed Mr. Scrub at 2:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
EDGE: James Franco pinned Cowboy Jonathan at 1:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle overpowered Pepsi Paul at 3:09 (Crescent Kick)
by 84.EDGE: James Franco outmuscled Yogi Hoagie at 4:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 95.EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto pinned TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:55 (Back-
breaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: Daren Facelift).EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot decked EDGE: Superquake at 23:43 (Back-
breaker) by 6 (non-title).EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot bested TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:33 (Back-
breaker) by 5 (non-title).EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme* outmuscled TAMMY: Most Gorgeous
Blonde Tammy Fytch* and Most Incredible Blonde Tammy Fytch at 16:06 (Fallaway Slam) by 14.
Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot outmuscled EDGE: “The Closer” August Jamb at 36:00 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Card 2: Held in Dover (Attendance: 16,290)
EDGE: James Franco defeated Mr. Scrub at 1:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 126.EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf outmuscled Cowboy Jonathan at 6:32
(Ankle Lock) by 85.EDGE: James Franco defeated Pepsi Paul at 1:37 (Crescent Kick) by 91.EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf bested Yogi Hoagie at 4:17 (Ankle Lock)
by 91.EDGE: Crazy Snake destroyed SOS: Sub-Zero at 29:58 (Backbreaker) by 5.SOS: Zack overpowered EDGE: Superquake at 29:59 (Superplex) by 1.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot won over EDGE: Seth Rogen at 16:26 (Back-
breaker) by 6 (non-title).EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme* decked TAMMY: World’s Sexiest
Woman Tammy Fytch* and World’s Classiest Woman Tammy Fytch at 18:50 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot defeated EDGE: Crazy Snake at 34:14 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Card 3: Held in Indianapolis (Attendance: 24,636)
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf over Mr. Scrub at 2:29 (Count Out).TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch won over Cowboy Jonathan at
0:57 (That Is Sexy!) by 161.EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf outmuscled Pepsi Paul at 3:57 (Flying
Dropkick) by 89.TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch annihilated Yogi Hoagie at 3:04
(Cross-Armbar) by 88.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle destroyed The Llamanator at 4:37 (Ankle Lock)
by 87.EDGE: Superquake bested SOS: Rip Rogers at 24:21 (Backbreaker) by 6.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot overpowered EDGE: Zac Efron at 28:25 (Back-
breaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle).EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme* annihilated TAMMY: “Divine” Tammy
Fytch and “Perfect” Tammy Fytch* at 20:44 (Backbreaker) by 8.Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot overpowered EDGE: Jesse Pinker-
ton at 49:09 (Backbreaker) by 9.
Card 4: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 12,862)
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch defeated Mr. Scrub at 4:53 (BackElbow Smash) by 120.
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle destroyed The Creditor at 5:03 (Mounted Punches) by 78.
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch beat Pepsi Paul at 4:34 (Mounted Punches) by 84.
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle decked Kip, the Flipster at 0:31 (Boston Crab) by 129.
EDGE: James Franco defeated The Llamanator at 5:03 (Flying Dropkick) by 94.EDGE: Channing Tatum destroyed EDGE: Superquake at 29:57 (Backbreaker) by
3.EDGE: Jason Lee won over SOS: Zack Morris at 27:55 (Backbreaker) by 2 (Guest
Referee: Brick Town Brawler).EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme* overpowered TAMMY: Tammy Fytch In
Magenta Heels* and Tammy Fytch In Cyan Dress at 19:44 (Backbreaker) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot outmuscled IMT: Yellow Ninja at 39:21 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Card 5: Held in Macao (Attendance: 19,400)
TAMMY: World’s Classiest Woman Tammy Fytch pinned Mr. Scrub at 2:11 (Hammerlock) by 120.
EDGE: James Franco pinned The Creditor at 1:49 (Headbutt) by 83.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle pinned Roofman Jack at 2:31 (Ankle Lock) by 72.EDGE: James Franco over Kip, the Flipster at 10:16 (Disqualification: used belt
to hit opponent).EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf pinned The Llamanator at 5:23 (Ankle
Lock) by 90.EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung annihilated EDGE: Superquake at 29:53 (Backbreaker)
by 4.EDGE: Dave Xtreme drew EDGE: Matt Smith (Time Limit).EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme* destroyed TAMMY: “Flamboyant”
Tammy Fytch and “Confident” Tammy Fytch* at 16:10 (Backbreaker) by 8.Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot decked EDGE: Rabid Robert An-
derson at 38:44 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Card 6: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 24,263)
TAMMY: Tammy Fytch In Cyan Dress over Mr. Scrub at 9:20 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf pinned The Creditor at 3:44 (Flying Dropkick) by 72.
EDGE: James Franco defeated Roofman Jack at 1:48 (Flying Dropkick) by 79.EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf pinned Kip, the Flipster at 2:54 (Brain-
buster) by 131.TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch defeated The Llamanator at 5:03
(Cross-Armbar) by 87.TBZ: Silver Panda overpowered EDGE: Superquake at 29:09 (Susie Q) by 1.EDGE: Corbin Xtreme overpowered EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 17:32 (Superplex)
by 6.Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot pinned EDGE: Superquake at
34:09 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Card 7: Held in Bari (Attendance: 11,828)
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle pinned Poncho Marx at 4:44 (Ankle Lock) by 77.TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch won over The Creditor at 5:40
(Fallaway Slam) by 79.EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf annihilated Roofman Jack at 4:00 (Ankle
Lock) by 75.TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch pinned Kip, the Flipster at 2:02
(Brainbuster) by 125.
IIL Matches 5
EDGE: Tagmaster #1 decked EDGE: Superquake at 27:55 (Superplex) by 3.North Region title: IMT: Brown Ninja beat EDGE: Superquake at 29:51 (Super-
plex) by 5.EDGE: “Headliner” Bad News Frown decked EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horn-
dorf at 29:10 (Backbreaker) by 4 (Commissioner’s Choice, IIL InterFed finals rema).
Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot overpowered EDGE: Savage ScottHarper at 49:42 (Backbreaker) by 8.
Card 8: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 15,463)
EDGE: James Franco overpowered Poncho Marx at 3:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 84.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle won over Junkboy at 3:31 (Ankle Lock) by 50.TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch outmuscled Roofman Jack at
2:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 72.EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson outmuscled SOS: Tilly Blimpshart at 17:53 (Back-
breaker) by 11.EDGE: Jason Lee destroyed EDGE: Tagmaster #2 at 29:45 (Backbreaker) by 2
(Guest Referee: SOS: “Sea Enthusiast” Phil Tank).EDGE: Matt Smith overpowered SOS: Ermac at 15:11 (Backbreaker) by 11.EDGE: “Headliner” Bad News Frown bested TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:00 (Back-
breaker) by 4.Main event: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot outmuscled EDGE: Matt Smith at
35:48 (Backbreaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Magikarp).
Card 9: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 16,317)
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf over Poncho Marx at 7:38 (Disqualifica-tion: used belt to hit opponent).
TAMMY: “Shapely Blonde” Tammy Fytch annihilated Junkboy at 1:57 (DDT) by 92.
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle outmuscled El Scrubbo at 2:16 (Mounted Punches) by 124.
IMT: Yellow Ninja pinned SOS: White Ranger at 19:38 (Superplex) by 13.EDGE: Matt Smith beat EDGE: Hardcore Xtreme at 28:18 (Backbreaker) by 1.EDGE: Savage Scott Harper beat SOS: Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince at 27:58
(Backbreaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Yooka Laylee).EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen decked EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 21:29 (Super-
plex) by 6.Main event: EDGE: Jason Lee drew EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot at 17:46
(Double Disqualification).
Card 10: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 14,489)
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch beat Poncho Marx at 1:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 77.
EDGE: James Franco beat Junkboy at 6:15 (Flying Dropkick) by 57.EDGE: James Franco outmuscled El Scrubbo at 1:35 (Headbutt) by 129.IMT: Yellow Ninja pinned SOS: Isabella “The Ninja” Tuttle at 24:58 (Superplex)
by 6.EDGE: Jason Xtreme decked SOS: Scorpion at 21:13 (Superplex) by 10.EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson pinned SOS: Cold Stone Austin Steve at 24:45
(Backbreaker) by 9.EDGE: Jason Lee outmuscled EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs at 27:26 (Backbreaker)
by 2 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto).Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski annihilated EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot
at 34:54 (Backbreaker) by 1.
Card 11: Held in Pensacola (Attendance: 17,868)
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle over Sky Sprinter at 6:42 (Count Out).EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf won over Junkboy at 3:58 (Ankle Lock)
by 53.EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf outmuscled El Scrubbo at 2:06 (Back El-
bow Smash) by 131.IMT: Yellow Ninja beat SOS: Dennis Condrey at 17:14 (Superplex) by 6.EDGE: Jason Xtreme outmuscled SOS: Z Gangsta at 28:41 (Superplex) by 3.EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton defeated SOS: Ray Gunkel at 29:34 (Backbreaker) by 2
(Guest Referee: SOS: “Well Respected” Mike Cook).EDGE: Matt Smith outmuscled SOS: Jiggly Zack at 28:02 (Backbreaker) by 4.Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski defeated EDGE: Jason Xtreme at 46:53 (Back-
breaker) by 1.
Card 12: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 18,796)
EDGE: James Franco over Sky Sprinter at 3:02 (Count Out).TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch over Junkboy at 10:28 (Count
Out).TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch won over El Scrubbo at 2:21
(Fallaway Slam) by 125.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot bested IMT: Yellow Ninja at 27:12 (Back-
breaker) by 3 (non-title, IIL International #1 Contender).EDGE: Jason Xtreme won over IMT/LPPF: Rampage at 29:49 (Superplex) by 5.EDGE: John Krasinski overpowered SOS: Zack Attack at 23:01 (Backbreaker) by
6.SOS: “Zippy” Zack drew EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 5:41 (Double Count Out).Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski pinned EDGE: James Franco at 31:22 (Back-
breaker) by 3 (Commissioner’s Choice).
Card 13: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 18,404)
TAMMY: Most Gorgeous Blonde Tammy Fytch over Sky Sprinter at 6:18 (Dis-qualification: loaded elbow pad).
TAMMY: “Flamboyant” Tammy Fytch defeated Junkboy at 3:18 (Flying Drop-kick) by 53.
TAMMY: “Divine” Tammy Fytch pinned El Scrubbo at 1:12 (Fallaway Slam) by 128.
IMT: Yellow Ninja won over EDGE: Liev Schreiber at 29:12 (Superplex) by 3.EDGE: Jason Xtreme drew EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot at 13:42 (Double
Disqualification).EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson beat IMT/LPPF: Rampage at 28:09 (Backbreaker)
by 2 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass).Zaire title: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White outmuscled EDGE: Savage Scott Harper
at 23:08 (Superplex) by 8.Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski bested EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung at 42:04
(Backbreaker) by 3.
Card 14: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 22,092)
TAMMY: Most Incredible Blonde Tammy Fytch over Sky Sprinter at 19:39 (Dis-qualification: hit ref).
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle pinned Scrubber Bot at 3:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
TAMMY: “Confident” Tammy Fytch overpowered El Scrubbo at 0:22 (Mounted Punches) by 128.
IMT: Yellow Ninja overpowered EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 27:08 (Superplex)by 5.
EDGE: Jason Xtreme annihilated EDGE: James Franco at 28:38 (Superplex) by 2 (Guest Referee: The Llamanator).
6 IIL Matches
EDGE: John Xtreme outmuscled EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 23:21 (Super-plex) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE: Jeremy Allen White beat SOS: “Iron Man” Carles Puyol at 27:54 (Super-plex) by 5 (Commissioner’s Choice).
Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski defeated EDGE: Jeremy Allen White at 44:06 (Backbreaker) by 1.
Card 15: Held in Florence (Attendance: 14,900)
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf over Sky Sprinter at 3:12 (Disqualifica-tion: manager in ring).
EDGE: James Franco annihilated Scrubber Bot at 4:29 (Flying Dropkick) by 65.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle over The Challenger at 9:49 (Count Out).IMT: Yellow Ninja tied EDGE: Ryan Reynolds at 17:29 (Double Count Out).EDGE: Jason Xtreme beat EDGE: Bradley Cooper at 27:24 (Superplex) by 2
(Guest Referee: EDGE: Savage Scott Harper).Armed Forces title: EDGE: John Xtreme beat EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 24:40
(Superplex) by 9.EDGE: John Krasinski pinned EDGE: Landon “Turbo” Tiger at 17:32 (Back-
breaker) by 7.Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski beat EDGE: “Headliner” Bad News Frown at
50:41 (Backbreaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: “The Strategist” Tim Tactic).
Card 16: Held in Utica (Attendance: 15,534)
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch pinned Sky Sprinter at 4:57 (Hammerlock) by 110.
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf decked Scrubber Bot at 4:52 (Palm Strike) by 113.
EDGE: James Franco over The Challenger at 1:51 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Wuhan title: EDGE: Zac Efron annihilated IMT: Yellow Ninja at 28:56 (Back-breaker) by 1.
EDGE: Jason Xtreme decked EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 29:20 (Superplex) by 3.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot pinned EDGE: “Headliner” Bad News Frown at
27:55 (Backbreaker) by 1.EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana destroyed EDGE: Matt Smith at 28:24
(Backbreaker) by 3 (non-title).Main event: EDGE: John Krasinski bested EDGE: Zac Efron at 33:01 (Back-
breaker) by 3.
Card 17: Held in Compton (Attendance: 22,574)
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle destroyed Goldylox at 1:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 127.
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch destroyed Scrubber Bot at 3:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 58.
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf pinned The Challenger at 3:31 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
EDGE: Chilly McFreeze beat EDGE: Superquake at 29:45 (Backbreaker) by 1.EDGE: Jason Xtreme decked TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:19 (Superplex) by 5.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot drew EDGE: Jeremy Allen White at 4:39 (No
Contest).EDGE: Chris Pine overpowered EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 15:27 (Back-
breaker) by 6.
Card 18: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 13,837)
TAMMY: “Beautiful Blonde” Tammy Fytch pinned Goldylox at 1:00 (Back Elbow Smash) by 131.
TAMMY: Tammy Fytch In Magenta Heels annihilated Scrubber Bot at 5:03 (Headbutt) by 61.
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch annihilated The Challenger at 1:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
EDGE: Jason Lee bested EDGE: Chilly McFreeze at 27:08 (Backbreaker) by 5.EDGE: Stone Cold drew EDGE: Crazy Snake at 0:55 (No Contest).EDGE: John Krasinski outmuscled EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot at 29:09
(Backbreaker) by 1 (non-title).EDGE: James Franco outmuscled TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:37 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Card 19: Held in Newark (Attendance: 22,419)
EDGE: James Franco beat Goldylox at 2:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 132.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle destroyed Kung Roo at 2:12 (Crescent Kick) by
121.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle over Jason Argon at 0:16 (Disqualification: nail
file).EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot overpowered EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at
15:14 (Backbreaker) by 10.EDGE: Crazy Snake annihilated SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle at 27:14 (Back-
breaker) by 3.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot destroyed EDGE: Matt Smith at 27:43 (Back-
breaker) by 2 (non-title) (Guest Referee: SOS: “Well Respected” Mike Cook).TBZ: Silver Panda annihilated EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 28:40 (Susie Q) by
3.
Card 20: Held in Ocean City (Attendance: 11,936)
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf defeated Goldylox at 1:42 (Palm Strike) by 132.
EDGE: James Franco bested Kung Roo at 2:45 (Crescent Kick) by 128.EDGE: James Franco destroyed Jason Argon at 2:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117.EDGE: Jason Lee bested EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at 16:13 (Backbreaker) by
10.EDGE: Crazy Snake won over SOS: El Oh El at 27:49 (Backbreaker) by 5.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot pinned EDGE: James Franco at 29:10 (Back-
breaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch).
EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson beat SOS: Randy Rose at 16:50 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Card 21: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 17,908)
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch defeated Goldylox at 2:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 126.
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf decked Kung Roo at 2:27 (Flying Drop-kick) by 126.
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf bested Jason Argon at 4:34 (Palm Strike)by 117.
TBZ: Silver Panda decked EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at 27:34 (Susie Q) by 5.All Japan title: EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot outmuscled EDGE: Crazy
Snake at 27:53 (Backbreaker) by 3.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot tied EDGE: Jason Lee at 2:03 (Double Count
Out).EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung outmuscled TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:21 (Backbreaker)
by 3.
Card 22: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 17,991)
TAMMY: “Perfect” Tammy Fytch defeated Goldylox at 2:00 (Palm Strike) by 128.
IIL Matches 7
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch destroyed Kung Roo at 4:41 (Mounted Punches) by 121.
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch overpowered Jason Argon at 6:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 66.
SOS: Isaiah “The Ninja” Tuttle defeated EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 29:34 (Five Nights at Freddy’s) by 5.
EDGE: Crazy Snake tied EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson at 6:09 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot annihilated EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 15:36 (Backbreaker) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE: Seth Rogen destroyed EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 29:28 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Card 23: Held in Malta (Attendance: 24,877)
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle outmuscled Brick Town Brawler at 6:20 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle pinned Terrence Heidi at 4:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle decked Daren Facelift at 7:15 (Ankle Lock) by 70.EDGE: Jason Lee won over IMT: Orange Ninja at 16:08 (Backbreaker) by 14.EDGE: Crazy Snake pinned EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf at 29:28
(Backbreaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: Glass Jaw Louie).EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot bested EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson at 28:14
(Backbreaker) by 3 (non-title).TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch and World’s Classiest Woman
Tammy Fytch over Mr. Scrub and Goldylox at 0:54 (Count Out).
Card 24: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 15,925)
EDGE: James Franco beat Brick Town Brawler at 2:36 (Flying Dropkick) by 87.EDGE: James Franco over Terrence Heidi at 6:58 (Disqualification: used brass
knuckles).EDGE: James Franco over Daren Facelift at 7:43 (Count Out).EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot bested EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 22:08
(Backbreaker) by 6 (Commissioner’s Choice).EDGE: John Krasinski destroyed SOS: Rain at 23:38 (Backbreaker) by 8.Continental Premier title: EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana beat EDGE:
“Real American” Pat R. Iot at 27:31 (Backbreaker) by 1.IMT: Orange Ninja and Brown Ninja* beat Sky Sprinter* and Pepsi Paul at 3:14
(Palm Strike) by 81.
Card 25: Held in Crete (Attendance: 13,553)
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf bested Brick Town Brawler at 6:04 (An-kle Lock) by 83.
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf won over Terrence Heidi at 0:46 (Palm Strike) by 116.
EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf destroyed Daren Facelift at 5:08 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
TBZ: Silver Panda decked EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 29:56 (Susie Q) by 1.EDGE: “Evil Genius” Buster Breaker drew EDGE: Matt Smith at 7:37 (Double
Disqualification).EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot decked EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung at 28:38
(Backbreaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen).All Japan Tag titles: TAMMY: “Flamboyant” Tammy Fytch* and “Confident”
Tammy Fytch bested Sky Sprinter* and El Scrubbo at 6:50 (The FlamboyantEnding) by 99.
Card 26: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 16,538)
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch won over Brick Town Brawler at 1:15 (That Is Sexy!) by 164.
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch over Terrence Heidi at 7:59 (Dis-qualification: used powder).
TAMMY: World’s Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch pinned Daren Facelift at 2:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton bested SOS: Green Ranger at 28:20 (Backbreaker) by 4.EDGE: Jason Lee pinned SOS: Reptile at 13:27 (Backbreaker) by 11.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot overpowered EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 24:57
(Backbreaker) by 9 (non-title).TAMMY: Tammy Fytch In Magenta Heels and Tammy Fytch In Cyan Dress* de-
stroyed Junkboy* and Scrubber Bot at 6:37 (Stomping To Victory) by 87.
Card 27: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 11,319)
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle annihilated Cowboy Jonathan at 5:41 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
IMT: Yellow Ninja overpowered Pepsi Paul at 3:31 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle outmuscled Yogi Hoagie at 2:12 (Ankle Lock) by
88.EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto drew EDGE: Crazy Snake (Time Limit).EDGE: Superquake bested SOS: Yooka Laylee at 27:13 (Backbreaker) by 4.EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot decked EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horn-
dorf at 28:20 (Backbreaker) by 5.TAMMY: “Beautiful Blonde” Tammy Fytch and “Shapely Blonde” Tammy Fytch
tied EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme at 1:55 (No Contest).
Battle Royal
Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 23,071)
IMT: Orange Ninja was awarded $1,000 when he got catapulted out by IMT: Brown Ninja.
SOS: Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince got $1,100 in imaginary money after SOS: Cold Stone Austin Steve hurled him out.
SOS: Cold Stone Austin Steve took $1,200 after EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley threw him out of the ring.
SOS: Yooka Laylee nabbed $1,300 after getting flung out by EDGE: Channing Tatum.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton was awarded $1,400 after getting catapulted over the turnbuckle by SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle.
SOS: Isabella “The Ninja” Tuttle pocketed a cool $1,500 when he was flung out-side the ring by EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley.
EDGE: Channing Tatum nabbed $1,600 when he got flipped out by SOS: Isaiah “The Ninja” Tuttle.
EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley pocketed an imaginary $1,700 after he was thrown outby IMT: Brown Ninja.
SOS: Derek “The Ninja” Tuttle gained a cool $1,800 when he got thrown out by IMT: Brown Ninja.
SOS: Isaiah “The Ninja” Tuttle took home $1,900 after being thrown onto the announcer’s table by IMT: Brown Ninja.
IMT: Brown Ninja won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.
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1. Ankle Lock...................292. Arm Drag Takedown. . .143. Arm Wrench................224. Atomic Drop................195. Back Elbow Smash......306. Bear Hug.....................177. Big Boot......................188. Bodyslam....................159. Bulldog........................18
10. Catapult......................2111. Chair Shot...................1312. Chickenwing................2413. Chokeslam..................1214. Clothesline..................2215. Crescent Kick...............2816. Cross-Armbar..............2717. Double Axehandle......1618. Dropkick........................119. Eagle Split.....................220. Elbow Smash...............1021. Enzuigiri......................1222. European Uppercut......823. Eye Gouge.....................524. Face Rake......................625. Fallaway Slam.............2926. Flying Body Press..........727. Flying Dropkick...........3028. Flying Elbow Drop.........629. Forearm Smash.............830. Full Nelson....................4
61. Atomic Leg Drop.........4462. Backbreaker................4463. Big Splash....................3864. Boston Crab................4565. Brainbuster.................4266. Camel Clutch...............4167. Cobra Clutch...............4168. Cradle Suplex..............3769. Cutter..........................4070. DDT.............................4271. Death Valley Driver.....3772. Diving Headbutt..........4073. Figure Four..................3974. Gorilla Press Slam.......3975. Gourdbuster...............3876. Guillotine Choke.........3277. Hurricanrana...............3578. Moonsault..................3379. Neckbreaker................3680. Piledriver.....................3381. Powerbomb................3182. Powerslam..................3283. Scorpion Deathlock.....4584. Sleeper........................3685. Slingshot Suplex..........3486. Spear...........................3187. Spinebuster.................3588. Stunner.......................4389. Sunset Flip..................3490. Superplex....................43
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Count Out: 26 Disqualification: 28
