THINGS YOU

SHOULD NEVER

SAY IN A JOB

INTERVIEW

My last boss was an idiot.1

Do not speak badly about anyone.

You never know who knows who.

It’s a small world

Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No.2

It’s your time to convince them

that you are qualified. Describe

your background or experience in

detail without being long-winded.

Let me tell you what I think

about religion and politics…

3

Touchy subjects can spark heated

debates. Prepare something to say

and keep opinions to yourself.

"Of course I know HTML coding/ my way

around China/ the nuances of quantitative

behavioral finance!"

4

Fess up to not know something

but be willing to learn. Odds are

they will learn sooner or later.

Hey man, do you want to grab

a drink after this?

5

No matter how well you hit it

off with the interviewer, they

are not your friend. Keep it

professional!

Haaahaaaa! Aaaahaaahaaaaa!6

It's okay to laugh at a joke made

during the interview. Just don't die

laughing. No one looks professional

with cackle-induced teary eyes.

I mean, I’m not THAT great. 7

Now is not the time for

modesty. Be confident and sell

yourself!

Good luck on the Interview

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