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Invisible Billy: The Saddest Book Ever

by

Billy McBride

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Copyright 2012, by William McBride

ISBN 978-1-105-60086-9

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I died and went to invisible.

- B'nayvoovah

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Eternal push.

- Kathleen

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The grand weeds.

- Kathleen

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A serving of pie.

- Kathleen

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What the water ima is going on?

- Kathleen

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Poisoned shepherds.

- Kathleen

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Pain and wrath.

- Kathleen

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Jesus Christ had a nightmare.

- Barack Obama

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Barack Omaba has died.

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The Tyger got him.

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It was hungry.

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Tygers must eat too.

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My flashlight is the Tyger.

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His coat was torn to shreds.

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Barack was the Lamb who has a soft fleece.

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Those are his remains.

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His soul went to Metal Settle.

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May his memory be a blessing for all those who will know

of him in a Kaddish. Amen.

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Barack was killed on our 2nd wedding anniversary, also

Libby's Birthday.

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Barack was a sweet man, a real man.

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Billy Mack died too.

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The hawk got him.

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It was bad.

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He was not bad.

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He was pretty damn good.

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He was a B'nayvoovah and a stargazer.

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Hobo-Garfield, I don't want you to eat any Baracks

anymore.

- Kabbalah

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Billy, you're in PAIN. It's the meaning of Life hurting you.

What the Hell do we do?

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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We could drink a Bud Light.

- B'nayvoovah

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This is what we do: We make a trip to the Library.

- Kabbalah

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Just use a taxi ticket.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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The Tempest is a good book but we already have it.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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Our phone bill has gone up $11.94!

- Amy

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Just pay them.

- Amy

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My son Benjamin is Garfield.

- B'nayvoovah

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That was very good, but it was still bad what happened.

- B'nayvoovah

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Not right not B'nayvoovah.

- Rosalinda

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By having sex, you will crucify yourself or another.

- Rosalinda

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Billy you're in pain because you fucked yourself!

- Ted

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$196.00

73.00

$123.00

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Laundry soap.

Money for laundry.

CD Player.

CDs.

Food.

Our Books.

Canvas.

Sun Disk.

Bike Seat.

Allen Wrench.

Cyclops Trainer.

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They don't hate.

They like lollipops.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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Cd case.

Flags.

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Hobo-Garfield

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English.

Dutch.

German.

Israel.

Greece.

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Moldy fig X-mas spices.

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SHELL 2: Barriers of M.O.A.T. Brothers and

Combinations.

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Consequences of Pragmatism!!!

- Richard Rorty

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I will call the c.o.p..

- B'nayvoovah

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How to Read a Writer.

- Diana

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Unhappy and Unsuccessful.

- Caliban

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Lonely and Open.

- Ophelia singing mad

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Winners!

- Kathleen

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Noisy Compound.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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Winners!

- Kathleen

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Frustrated with Questions and Ignorant.

- Leonato

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Pleasureful and Sophisticated.

- Orsino

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Dumb and Sophisticated.

- Cleopatra

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Upset and Free.

- Iago

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Christmas Spices. Fruit Cake.

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Accused and Friendly.

- Hero

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Bubble gum machine.

- Valerie

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Like a color wheel.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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You will see.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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Tin.

- Kathleen

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I will help to make a monument.

- Honey

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For Reading.

- Honey

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For the victims of the disaster.

- Honey

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A wise-fool.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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Combatant.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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Ant Wars.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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Pour Pour.

- Honey

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Devil's Devil.

- Valerie

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Soft sheep.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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SPURS.

- Teresa

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Coriolanus.

- Diana

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The prostitution ring must stop.

- B'nayvoovah

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Doomed sons.

- Teresa

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Desire power.

- Arielle

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Snowy kingdom's Emperor.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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W.G.A.O.V!

- Arielle

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I love you children.

- Arielle

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Let's listen and then build.

- B'nayvoovah

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Rosh Hashanah.

- Yafah

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Majestically so much.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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A Beaver Building.

- Elaine

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Magnet Raffles.

- Valerie

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203.

- Kathleen

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Jessica goes to Stay Friends.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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Hans goes to The Lands and M.O.A.T..

- Shay

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How to Craft a Spacecraft 2.

- Shnoonah

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Matt and Jeff go to Golf.

- Grouchy

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I love Walt Whitman.

- Valerie

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Tov Tov.

- Tov Tov Shalom

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Shalom Aliechot.

- Valerie

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Magic Mountain.

- Thomas Mann.

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The Sky is a Water Imp.

- Teresa

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Sweet Trane...

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Save the Spring...

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O, Palacer Come!

- Ora Ora Tiferetot

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FINIS