IPL the Movie

For all those who are reading "IPL the

Movie" for the first time, I request you all

to go through the previous posts before

reading this because this is not a balaji

serial which can be seen at any point of

time, any episode, any part , any day,

having the same story, same emotions,

same punches and same dialogues.

Cricketers and actors have always

shared a close bond In India. Like

bread and butter, aaloo and mutter. So

the news of India Powar league

reaches the film industry. They send

messages to Dalit showing interest in

the league. Dalit Modi calls

Shockedrukh kkkkkkkkkkkkhan who is

the super star.

Dalit Calls SK

"hello kkkkkkkkau..."

sir I am speaking personally from the

blackberry of my own

arey i?? kkkkkkkkau...

sir, I Dalit met you in pimpfisher party, the

onezz u called tall dark handsome, remember

to me

oh yes yes, I never forget guys ;)

sir you wanting IPL team, I selling auction wise

:" team??? I only want kkkkkkkk...."

okk sir,kkkkolkata is yours, I give, u take,

our friendship never brake

(Trying to say koran)

Dalit modi disconnects the phone

and shockedrukh khan is now the

owner of Kolkata team. Well

shockedrukh khan has an amazing

story behind him. A middle class dilli

da launda came to mumbai and

became the biggest super star. He is

considered the god of love. All ladies

love him and he loves all men ;).

News reaches Preeti Chinta

Shockedrukh khan tells his friend koran

gossiper that he owns kkolkata team now

while having coffee. Koran gossiper

spreads this news to all his beauty parlour

companions. Preeti chinta who is tensed

(chinta)about her declining career hear this

news. She has been searching for an

alternate career since long. But she doesn't

have any movie and neither any money, so

how should she buy any team? She asks

her boyfriend nest kabadia to buy her a

gift. They call dalit modi.

hello mr.dalit modi?

yes, I am speaking personally from the

blackberry of my own

I am preeti chinta, you must have seen my films

yes, yes I am big fan, seen all your

mms movies

I want IPL teamyes I am selling, u

buying auction wise

tussi koi chungi team de do mainu

you punjabi? I too know punjabi, I give you team but only after "assi tussi,

lassi pissi

yes yes, I can do anything for the team

ok you punjabi, so ur team also punjabi, I give

u punjab team

MILFa Calls Dalit finally they settle for punjabi team. The news about

Indian power League is traveling like fire. Milfa

shetty and her sister shame shame shetty gets

jealous of preeti chinta. Milfa Shetty's big brother

has left her now so even she is looking for some

alternate as she never had a film career which she

could look up to. She also convinces her boyfriend,

whose identity is not yet traceable even by google

and wikipedia. So milfa calls Dalit Modi. Dalit is a

happy man as never in his life any girl called him,

even customer service girls refused to call him even

at the cost of their job.

Milfa shetty calls Dalit Modi

dilwalon ke dil ka karaar lootney main aayi hun

UP Bihar looteny

no sorry, UP Bihar team out of stock, you want other something I give you other something

MILFa shetty tells Dalit Modi that she

wants only a team for which she can

make a good item number sung by lila

arun.

So they freeze on Rajasthan for Milfa

shetty and her ghagra. ( Re ghumyo re

ghumyo)

Entire bollywood is buzzed and excited. Finally producers and directors will not b receiving calls from preeti chinta and milfa shetty to take them in their film. Shame shame shetty is so overjoyed that she shamelessly agrees to her big boss that she'll stay with him in his house.

"kkkkkooorbo, lorbo jeetbo re, kkkkoo..rbo lorbo re , jeetbo re he jeetbo re"

Khoob jamegi jab mil baithenge teen yaar.. cricket, movies aur pimpfisher beer bar

Don't go anywhere because the biggest ever celebration is yet to start. It will be grand just like karan gossiper's and sonjoy blindsaali's movies. I'll be back soon.