iron values tpc interlude (chapter 4.5)
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{IRON VALUES
Trailer Park ChallengeThe chapter that never occurred
The following slideshow is for Her Majesty’s eyes only. The cameraman will be terminated.
Welcome back to the Rauta family! We put the ”fun” in ”dysfunctional”!*
*Originally pointed out by MichelleCYoung at boolprop.net
”*barf* Not again…”
Aren’t you secondary Family?
”…yes, but still…”
{One day you and I will take over the world, Teddy… You and I…}
Going out again, are ya?
”No, I figured that since Ilo’s sleeping I might as well invite him over.”
Alrighty then.
Who came walking by if not another Romance sim!
Why hire a nanny when you have Jan Tellerman?
Btw: This does not alter the state of the diaper, you still need to change it even though the hygiene meter is green.
”So hungry…”
”I love my wife…”
Boy, you are not easily distracted.
”Hi, care to join our inofficial party?”
”Sure!”
The strut. It’s the strut.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR SO LONG
”Here, take care of your kids yourself from now on.”
If only this had been a real party… The visitors constantly interact with each other, and the fridge isn’t even targeted!
”If you want to see the night sky at its best, you should come to my place.”
”Thanks for the invite, but I have my own house. I’ll stargaze from there.”
Look! Bruce is actually concerned about his children! O.O
Why is the hallway being cluttered up? Well…
It’s 6 pm!
”There’s really no room to move here.”
Neo: ”Oh, this won’t do. This won’t do at all.”
”Much better!”
1-7-9-10-1. Sloppy hyperactive prankster.
The cheating ensues…
”Hello doggy!”
Jan: ”Where do you keep getting these roses from?”
Oh, I don’t know, look to your right.
”Fetch the stick!”
”Hubba-hubba.”
”No, I will not go out with you!”
”Jan, let me hug you as a friend.”
”Look, I can carry you! Totally platonic here.”
”Finally!”
”Auntie Jan, I’ll have you know that I’m the apple of Daddy’s eye. Try stealing him away and I will not have mercy on you. Also, please release my minion sister.”
”…okay…”
”Really, Jan? That’s so cliché.”
Neo’s first day of school! :D
Better get used to this Ilo; you’re going to be doing a lot of gardening.
Uh-oh. This isn’t good.
Quick! Meet someone new!
Hurry up and get to gold so you can reboost!
There, now return to the Energizer…
ARE YOU F-
I am a dirty rotten cheater.