How to not have a boring life

Boredom can cause a pain and

slowful death

Rules for a not so boring presentation

No eating No talking No questions

Just kidding!

Who is this crazy person standing in front wearing too nerdy t-shirts?

WHAT you think

Drugs! Druuuuugs!

WHAT I think

VIP

I’m like snow.You can follow me.

Judith Straetemans

@judithstr

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Theseyellowshoes.com

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you’re all

SItting there and staring.

Why are you so boring?

So you have too much skills for

this preso?

Think about this one: when is something

boring?

Everybody wearing jeans.

boring?

Everybody wearing jeans.

boring?

Being a housewife?

boring?

Being a housewife?

boring?

It’s something personal!

What If i just want a boring life?

What If i just want a boring life?

You’re right it is so easy..

Nothing to justify...

Like why you wear nerdy glasses

Or why you invent new stuff

(while the old stuff is working just fine)

Or why you aspire to become a

harley davidson driver

Yeah! it’s safe.nothing to worry about. routines.

Jeeeuj!

I got it.But what if I don’t

want to wear nerdy glasses or

be the next zuckerberg?

I got it.But what if I don’t

want to wear nerdy glasses or

be the next zuckerberg?

You can die from living the boring

life!

STudy from London university shows

People with a monotonous life drink more and smoke more.

Quite obvious right?

STudy from London university shows

40% of those risk to die early

from heart failure and strokes

due to the drinking and smoking.

tips?

LOOK FOR A HOBBY

Take professionalrisks

I’m CEO bitch!

TALK TO STRANGERS

Go out alone

BUT don’t forget your clothes!

Still no clue if your life is boring?

Is your life boring? START HERE.

Are you a nun?

you’re a nun

YesNo way idiot!

You’

re a

hoo

ker

I’m in denial

You are a rockstar

Do you ever leave your house? NoOnly when I get off the chain

Only with my gun

Do you travel? Only to the priest his officeYes to visit my family in ThailandHow would I

know? I’m drunk..

Do you have a tattoo?A giant cross on my assNo but I have a vagina piercing

One of Ozzy Osbourne.

And keep in mind...

“Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.”

Want to thank me for those 5 non boring minutes I

just offered you?

Judith Straetemans

@judithstr

judithstraetemans.be

Theseyellowshoes.com

And off course onLinkedin, Facebook

Foursquare, instagramskype, textie, ebay, viber

and so on!