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www.seapine.com RUN! Seapine ALM The integrated ALM solution for: IN CASE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BREAK GLASS Requirements Management Workflow and Issue Management Configuration Management Automated Functional Testing Web Load Testing Software Test Management Software Quality Assurance Measurement and Reporting Iterat io n o f t h e Livi n g D ea d: QA Wizard Pro H o w t o Me e t a D eadline During an Undead Nightma r e TestTrack TestTrack TestTrack Surround SCM TestTrack TestTrack TestTrack TestTrack P ro je c t S t art DONE! GET OUT OF THERE! Deploy coffee Does stakeholder communicate needs? Play Planning Poker No, she’s just trying to bite me. Li v e Q u ali t y It’s no use. We’re all gonna die! AAAH! It’s not working! All of the testers are dead! All of the testers are undead! Yes Yes No No Disagreement over priorities No, it’s eerily quiet... The place sure is dead tonight... All they do is groan about brains. Just a few They do seem a bit peckish They’ve broken through the barricades! They’re too busy eating Fred! Can you reach a consensus on the estimate? Automate testing Write test plan Write test Gather requirements from stakeholders Complete high-level estimate Create detailed design Design use cases Don’t think like that! We’re going to make it! Why not? Are your teamates looking at you hungrily? Off to the pub, then! Do they have bite marks? Is team lethargic? Write code T e s t

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Seapine ALMThe integrated ALM solution for:

IN C ASE OF ZOMBIE APOC ALYPSE BREAK GL ASS

• Requirements Management• Work�ow and Issue Management• Con�guration Management• Automated Functional Testing• Web Load Testing• Software Test Management• Software Quality Assurance• Measurement and Reporting

Iteration of the Living Dead:

QA Wizard Pro

How to Meet a Deadline During an Undead Nightmare

TestTrack TestTrack TestTrack Surround SCM

TestTrack

TestTrack

TestTrack TestTrack

Project Start

DONE !GET OUT OF THERE!

Dep l oy coffee

Does stakeho lder

commun icate needs?

Play Planning Poker

No , she ’ s just try ing to b ite me .

Live Qua l i ty

It ’ s no use . We ’ re a l l gonna

d ie !

AAAH ! I t ’ s not work ing !

A l l of the testers are dead !

A l l of the testers are undead !

Yes

Yes

No

No

D i sagreement over pr i or i t i es

No , i t ’ s eer i l y qu iet . . .

The p l ace sure i s dead ton ight . . .

A l l they do i s groan about bra ins .

Just a few

They do seem a b it

peck i sh

They ’ve broken through the barr icades !

They ’ re too busy eat ing Fred !

Can you reach a consensus

on the estimate?

Automatetest ing

Wr ite test p l an Wr ite test

Gatherrequ i rements

from stakeho ldersComp lete

h igh- l eve l est imateCreate

deta i l ed des i gn

Des ign use cases Don ’t th ink l i ke that ! We ’ re go ing

to make i t !

Why not?

Are your teamates looking at you hungrily?

Off to the pub , then !

Do they have b ite marks?

I s team l etharg ic?

Wr ite code Test