Lightbulb Jokes of the ZodiacHow many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? They changed it already.How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb? Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two to take out the old bulb two to sho! for a new one two to write a book aboutit and two more to discuss it on a talk show.How many "ancers does it take to change a lightbulb? Their mom's change it for them. Anyway they'd light a candle if they ha#e to.How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? $one. Their domestic ser#ice !rofessionals will change it.How many %irgos does it take to change a lightbulb? &sually 'ust one. Howe#er they will need to clean the sockets read com!arati#e consumer information about light bulbs check the wiring and read all the warranties gaurantees and refund !olicies.How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb? well at least two to sho! for the bulb and a cou!le more to look for accessories and maybe a cou!le more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.How many (cor!ios does it take to change a lightbulb? A (cor!io light bulb isn't changed. )t's transformed. *ou 'ust !ush a button and acti#ate the ne+t life. ,hy do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?How many (agittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? (agittarians don't change lightbulbs but they can teach you how to do it for a fat fee.How many "a!ricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Their secretaries will get back to you.How many A-uarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A-uarians don't ha#e to change lightbulbs. They can in#ent better ones.How many .isces does it take to change a lightbulb? / dear God ) don't know. / that's it the bulb will change itself if it is God's will.