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Kannada Jokes in English 1. hendati thanna gandanige: nimage yeshtu saari helodu. kelasa maadabekaadare muttu kodabedi anta. kelasadavalu: haudu ammaavre, ivarige eshtu helidru ashtene. nanagantu heli heli saakaagide. 2. bhikshuka: 10 rupaayi idre kodi sir. girlfriendge ondu phone maadabeku. santa ka girlfriend: nodi, bhikshuka kooda avana girlfriendna eshtu preeti maadtaane. bhikshuka: illa ammaavre, avalanna preetisid melene naanu bhikshukanaagode. 3. student: sir, ee pustakadalli ishtondu janara hesaru ideyalla, naanu hege nenapittukollali? teacher: adhu text book alla, telephone directory kano moorkha 4. ramu: neenu yaava paste upayogisteeya? banta: naanu santa soap, santa paste haagoo santa shampoo upayogisteeni ramu: adenu international brandaa? banta: illa, santa nanna roommate kano. 5. obba vyaapaari saayo stitiyalli idda: maga, nanna nodoke yaaryaaru bandiddaare? avana maga: amma, thangi, naanu ellaaru bandideevi appa. vyaapaari: moorkham ellaaru ille idre, angadiyalli yaariddaare? 6. boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde. girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu party kodsu party aadamele girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu? boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte 7. rogi: doctor, idu nanna modala operation.. bhaya aagtaa idhe.

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Kannada Jokes in English 1. hendati thanna gandanige: nimage yeshtu saari helodu. kelasa maadabekaadare muttu kodabedi anta. kelasadavalu: haudu ammaavre, ivarige eshtu helidru ashtene. nanagantu heli heli saakaagide.

2. bhikshuka: 10 rupaayi idre kodi sir. girlfriendge ondu phone maadabeku. santa ka girlfriend: nodi, bhikshuka kooda avana girlfriendna eshtu preeti maadtaane. bhikshuka: illa ammaavre, avalanna preetisid melene naanu bhikshukanaagode.

3. student: sir, ee pustakadalli ishtondu janara hesaru ideyalla, naanu hege nenapittukollali? teacher: adhu text book alla, telephone directory kano moorkha

4. ramu: neenu yaava paste upayogisteeya? banta: naanu santa soap, santa paste haagoo santa shampoo upayogisteeni ramu: adenu international brandaa? banta: illa, santa nanna roommate kano.

5. obba vyaapaari saayo stitiyalli idda: maga, nanna nodoke yaaryaaru bandiddaare? avana maga: amma, thangi, naanu ellaaru bandideevi appa. vyaapaari: moorkham ellaaru ille idre, angadiyalli yaariddaare?

6. boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde. girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu party kodsu party aadamele girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu? boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte

7. rogi: doctor, idu nanna modala operation.. bhaya aagtaa idhe. doctor: bhaya padabeda. nanagoo idhu modala operation. naanu dhairyadhindha ilva?

8. doctor: nimma gaayakke 10 holigegalannu haakabekaaguttade. rogi: sari doctor, aadare holigeya design chennaagirabeku.

9. santa: naanu nanna hendatiyanna tumbhaa preetistene. neenu? banta: avalu ninna hendati kanappa. naanu hege preetisali?

10. doctor: dina hotel nalli oota maadidarinda nimage ulcer aagidhe. rogi: haagaadre ivattininda manege parcel tagondu bandu tinteeni.

Kannada Jokes 11. rogi: doctor, nanage 3 tingalininda kemmu idhe.

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doctor: ishtu dina haage sumne idraa? rogi: illa doctor, kemtaa iddhe.

12. rogi: doctor, ondu vishayadhalli neevu tumbhaa lucky. doctor: yaavudaralli? rogi: nimage enaadru aadre, nimage neeve operation maadabekaagirodillavalla :-)

13. hendati: nimmanna nodoke doctor bandiddaare ganda: nanage mai hushaarilla, avaranna naale baroke helu

14. santa: ninna hendti yaake yaavagaloo kopa maadikondu irtaale? banta: aavattu baayitappi "kopadalli kooda neenu sundarvaagi irtiyaa ande". avattininda heege irtaale.

15. doctor: ramanna, oota aadmele nidde maatre tagondralla? ramanna: illa doctor!! oota aadmele nidde bandidrinda maatre tagolodu maretu hoytu.

16. santa: nanna maga nanna maatannu kelode illa, gotta? banta: yaake? avanige ashtondu kobbaa? santa: illa, avanige kivi kivudu.

17. ganda: neenu adige tumbhaa chennaagi maadteeya kane. hendati: houdaa, neevu eshte maska hodedru adigena neeve maadabeku.

18. 1st hendati: ninna ganda dinaaloo kudidu manege bartaanalla. neenu kelodilva? 2nd hendati: naanu kelidre kodode illa kanree.

19. teacher: 1 baale hannannu 5 mandi hege tintaare? student: baayinda

20. hendati: ree, yaaro nanna kaalanna hindininda muttutaa iddaare. ganda: hinde tirugi ninna mukha torsu, muttodanna nillisi bidutaane.

Wonderful Kannada Jokes 21. ganda: operation nalli nanage enaadru aadare, neenu aa doctor ne maduve aagabeku. hendati: yaakri haage helteera? ganda: avana mele sedannu teerisikolloke bere daari kaantaa illa.

22. devaru: ninna tapassige mechchide. yaavudaadaru 2 vara bedko. bhakt: modalane vara, nanage niddeyalle saavu barabeku. devaru: haage aagali, eradaneya vara? bhakt: eradaneyadhu andre. nanage yaavattoo niddene barabaaradu.

23. boy: devare, naanu yaavattu yaarigu kettaddu maadalilla. aadaru nanage ondu girlfriend yaake kodalilla?

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devaru: magu, olleyavarige yaavagalu olleyade aagutte. bhaya padabeda.

24. principal: college ge yaake late aagi bande? student: sir, bike puncture aagi hoytu. principal: bike bittu busnalli barabekittu alva. student: houdu sir, aadare nimma magalu kelbekalva.

25. manager: namma bank nalli nimage interest illade loan kodtaa iddeevi. customer: kodoke interest illaandre yaake kodteera. beda bidi.

26. student: sir, idenu? teacher: question paper. student: matte idenu? teacher: answer paper student: en sir anyaaya, question paper nalli question ide, aadare answer paper nalli answer illa.

27. boy: nenne naanu nimma manege bandidde. nanaganisutte namma maduve nadeyodilla anta. girl: yaake? appaana meet maadidra? boy: illa, ninna thangi na meet maadidhe

28. santa: ellaaru yaake heege oduttiddaare? banta: idu running race kanappa. yaaru geltaaro avarige prize kodtaare. santa: gelluvavanige maatra prize andre, ellaroo yaake huchchara taraha odtaa iddaare?

29. santa: waiter, ondu coffee kodappa. eshtu? waiter: 50 rs. santa: edurugade 50 ps anta board haakiddaaralla. waiter: adhu xerox angadi sir.

30. boy: ninna hesaru enu? girl: ellaru nanna 'akka' anta karitaare boy: oh! adakke ellaaroo nanna ee naduve 'bhaava' anta kareyoke shuru maadiddaare.

Amusing Kannada Jokes 31. teacher: shabdha maalinyana kadime maadoke enu maadabeku? student: namma kivi muchkobeku sir.

32. teacher: oxford andre artha enu? student: ox andre ettu, ford andre gaadi. haagaagi oxford andre ettina gaadi anta artha.

33. teacher: varthamaana kaala, bhoota kaala matthu bhavishyat kaalakke udhaaharane kodu. student: madam, nenne naanu nimma magalanna nodide, ivattu avalanna preeti maadtaa iddeeni

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maththu naale avalanne maduve aagteeni.

34. teacher: neenu shaalege yaake bartiya? student: 'vidya' goskara madam teacher: matte eega nidde yaake maadtaa iddiya? student: ivattu vidya bandilvalla madam, adakke

35. teacher: makkale, olleya aarogyakkaagi neevu dinavoo 8 gantegala kaala malagabeku. student: adhu hege saadya madam, school irodhu bari 7 gantegalu maatrave.

36. santa na kudure kaaneyaagittu. aadare avanu tumbha khushiyaagidda. banta: ninage ninna kudure kaledu hogiddakke dukha aagtaa ilva? santa: illappa, nanna kudure kaleduhoda samayadhalli naanu adara mele iddiddare, naanu kooda kaledu hogtaa idde alva!!!!!

37. santa na girlfriend: naavu bega maduve maadkobeku. santa: houdu, aadare nammanna yaaru maduve aagtaare.

38. owner: arey, neenu namma taatana kaaladha gadiyaara na odehaakibitte. santa: sadya, naanu hosaadu anta andukondu bitte.

39. teacher: ninna haagu suma la answer paper onde tarah ideyalla. hege? santa: yaakendare, question paper onde alva madam, adakke.

40. thande: hego 4 varsha engineering mugisidhe. eega enu maadteeya? maga: eega arrears anta ondu course ide. adanna maadteeni.

Kannada Joke rogi: doctor, nanage cancer anta nimage guaranteeyaagi gottaa? yaake andre nanna snehitanige doctor cancer anta helida meloo avanu tb inda satta. doctor: hedarabedi... naanu cancer anta helidre neevu cancer nindaane saayutteera.

Hilarious Jokes in Kannada 41. ram: nanna hendti jote jagala aadaagalella modalu namma maneya hittalalliruva baavina muchchi biduttene. shyam: yaake? nin hendati adaralli beeltaale anta bhayanaa? ram: illappa. avalu nanna bhaaviyalli tallibiduttaale anta bhaya ashte.

42. doctor: nodi, ee khaayile vaamshikavaagi bandide. andre nimma taatana kaaladinda aarambhavagidhe. rogi: abba!!! haagaadre, ee operation na namma taatanige maadi doctor.

43. banta: santa, yaake ishtu sappage kulitiddiya? santa: india mele bet katti 200 rs. kalkonde kano. banta: hege?

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santa: india gellutte anta 100 rs. bet kattidde. aadare india match sotu hodaru. banta: matte aa extra 100 rs. hege sote? santa: ivattu aa match replay haakidru. ivattaadru geltaare anno aaseyalli matte bet kattide.

44. beta: appa, neevu hero hege aadri? hero: adakke tumbaa talent beku magu. beta: talent beku anta gottu appa. adakke nanage doubt bandiddu, neevu hege hero aadri anta.

45. teacher: naavu baduka bekaadare aamlajanaka tumbaa mukhya. idannu 4 shatamaanagala munche kanduhidiyalaayitu. pappu: sadya, naanu aa kaaladalli huttalilla. illaandare sattu hogtaa idde.

46. headmaster: einstein yaaru? student: gottilla sir. headmaster: gamana studies kade irli, aaga ellaa gottaagutte. student: nimage ramesha yaaru anta gotta? headmaster: gottilla. student: gamana nimma magala kadenoo irli. aaga ellaa gottaagutte.

47. 1ne kivuda scooter eledukondu hogtaa idda. 2ne kivuda- yenaaytu, petrol khaaliyaaythaa? 1ne kivuda- illappa, petrol khaali aagoytu 2ne kivuda- oh haagaa, naanu petrol khaaliyaayteno anta ankonde.

48. boss: ninage windows XP bagge enaadru gotta? santa: naanu cricket aadi tumbaa windows hodedhu haakiddeeni, aadare ee XP yaavdu anta gottilla.

49. teacher: electricity illade hogidre, enaaguttittu? pappu: raatriyalli candle hidkondu tv nodabekaagittu.

Kannada Jokes in English 51. driver: saahebre, petrol khaaliyaagi hogidhe. gaadi innu munde hogolla. owner: sari haagaadre. manege vaapas nadi.

52. teacher: simhakke hedarada praani yaavudu? student: innondu simha

53. teacher: nimma thandeya hesarenu magu? student: daddy

54. nurse: yaake doctor, sappage kootiddira? doctor: madyaanha operation maadidnalla aa rogi sattu hoda.

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nurse: aadare sir, adhu post mortem alva? doctor: haagaadre naanu beligge post mortem maadiddu yaarige?

55. teacher: 1 mark tagonda mele kooda neenu yaake nagutaa idiyaa. Naachike aagolva? student: illa, aa 1 mark ellinda bantu anta yochisidare nanage nagu bartaa ide.

56. santa: neenu aa vyaktina yaake hodede? banta: avanu nanna nodi "ootaa aayta" anta kelda. santa: aadare, avanu olledanne kelidanalla. matte yaake avananna hodede? banta: avanu kelidaaga, naanu toilet nalli idde kano

57. 1ne bhikshuka: neenyaake aa cinema poster na haage nodtaa iddiyaa? 2ne bhikshuka: naane aa cinema producer kanappa.

58. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla. rogi: ade nanna hedarikege kaarana doctor.

59. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla. rogi: adu sari doctor, aadare naanu irteena?

60. santa: nanna maga raatri poorti book mundene irtaane. banta: aadaroo avanu yaake fail aada? santa: aa book 'facebook' kanappa

Jokes in Kannada 61. rogi1: ninage hege gottaaytu, avanu nakali doctor anta? rogi2: avana handwriting tumbaa chennaagidhe kano. adakke nanage doubt bantu!!!!!

62. rogi: doctor, nanna magalige ee naduve kivi sariyaagi kelisuttilla. doctor: enu? 5 dinadinda jvara itkondu ivattu bartaa iddeeralla.

63. doctor: ee tonic na dina 4 spoon tagoli, sari na? rogi: aadare doctor, namma maneyalli 1 spoon maatra ide

64. doctor: operation success aagidhe. eega neevu ellavannu kelabahudhu. rogi: neevu enaadru helidraa doctor?

65. shyam: naanu nanna magala maduve ge 1000 rs. maatra kharchu maadide gotta. ram: adhu hege? shyam: naanu avalige 1000 rs. kottu ondu mobile kodiside. avalu love marriage maadikondu bittalu.

66. santa: ninna maga ninna haage iddaane kano. banta: mettage helo, adhu pakkadamaneyavara maga.

67. paagal 1: naanu vidhana soudha na khareedisteeni.

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paagal 2: sorry kano, naanu adanna maaro moodnalli illa

68. hendati: neevu kannadaka tegedu bittare tumbaa chennaagi kaantheera. ganda: houdu dear, nanagu haage ansutte. naanu kannadaka tegedaagalella neenu tumbha chennaagi kaanteeya.

69. police: nimma car ge accident hege aaytu. santa: adu nanage saha gottilla sir. aaga naanu malagidde.

70. graamastaru: aa rowdy ya kaaranadinda naavu yaaru nemmadiyaagilla. avanu namma area ge barabaaradu andre, enu maadabeku? santa: avananna mla maadi bidi. aamele neeve karedaroo avanu nimma area kade barodilla.

Hilarious Kannada Jokes 71. teacher: 4+13=17 mattu 5+14=19, eega neenu helu 48+43 eshtu? student: en sir. easy irodanna neevu helbittu, kashtavaadadanna nanage kelteera.

72. jeevanada satya. thangiya snehite thangiyaagabahudu akkana snehite akka aagabahudhu aadare, hendatiya snehite hendati aagabahudhe?

73. santa: bega banni, nanna hendati kitaki inda dumuki saayabeku antiddaale. hotel receptionist: naanu enu maadokaagutte? santa: kitaki bigiyaagidhe. bandu adanna svalpa tegiri.

74. santa: naanu dinavoo office ge hogoke munche, nanna hendati ge ondu muttu kodteeni. neenu? banta: naanu, neenu office ge hoda mele kodteeni santa: he he he! naane first kododu

75. santa: naanu nanna girlfriend ge 3 varsha love letter kalisidde. banta: aamele enaaytu? santa: enoo illa, avalu aa postman na maduveyaadalu

76. wife: enri swalpa eddeli. Bega husband: yaake raatri 2 gantege ebbistaa iddiya? wife: neevu nidde maatre tegedukollodu maretubittiri

77. ramu na manege avana ate maavandiru bandaru. Hendati avanige aache hogi enaadru tagondu baroke helidalu. Ramu aache hogi ondu taxi tagondu banda.

78. ondu lorry kettu hogittu. adannu eledukondu hogodikke mattondu lorry sahaayadinda hagga haaki eledukondu hogtaa iddaru. Idannu nodida santa, "ondu hagga na tagondu hogoke eradu lorry bekaayitu ivarige" anta heli nakka.

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79. santa thanna girlfriend ge letter kaluhisuttidda. Banta: letter yaake khaali ide? Santa: yaakendare, naavibbaroo ee naduve maataaduttilla

80. ondu hudugi hogtaa idlu. Avalannu nodida santa: "super figure maga" anda adakke banta: haa, figure andaaga nenapaaytu, attige hegiddaare?

Kannada Jokes Collection 81. obba kalla santa na mobile kaddu oduttidda. Aadare santa nagutaa idda. Yaake anta keliddakke. "mobile horde hoyitu, adara charger nan hatraane ideyalla" anda

82. santa: neenyaake ella message na eradu eradu kaluhisteeya? Banta: ondanna neenu forward maadidru, innondu ninna hatraane iruttalla

83. santa: naanu ninna touch maadade kiss maadaballe girl: impossible!!! Santa: ok 100 Rs. Bet ok? Girl: ok Santa avalannu kiss maaduttaane Girl: neenu sote, kodu 100 Rs.

84. Teacher; gunda, neerinalloo neladalloo baaluva jeevige udhaaharane kodu? Gunda: kappe sir Teacher: very good!! Innu eradu udhaaharane kodu? Gundu: kappeya tande mattu thaayi

85. Patient: doctor, novaagade iro tarah injection haaki Doctor: yaakappa sutti balasi maataadteeya. Nurse kaili injection haakisi anta neravaage helu paravaagilla

86. staff: office nalli mobile na silent mode nalli idabekunta manager heliddaare. Poen: yaake sir? Staff: office nalli malagikondiruvavarige disturb aagutte alva, adakke

87. jyotishi: nimma dosha kalibekoondre 36 varshada hudugiyannu maduveyaagabeku santa: eradu 18 varshadha hudugiyarannu maduveyaagabahudhe?

88. wife: enri, naanu ee taraha aduge maadi haakidre nanage enu sigutte? Husband: nanna LIC hana bega sigutte kane

89. jeevanadha satya…… hero Honda dalli hero hogabahudu, aadare Yamaha dalli yama hogoke saadyavilla

90. teacher: raju helu, modalane tingalu?

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Raju: January Teacher: gunda helu, eradane tingalu? Gunda: February Teacher: santa, moorane tingalu? Santa: Delivery madam

Variety Kannada Jokes 91. narakadalli yamanige obba manushya manushya: nanna hendatige ondu call maadabeku. Eshtu charge? Yama: naraka to naraka FREE

92. maatu kadime maadi, hechchaagi kelabeku anta hiriyaru heliddaare. Yaake gotta? Yaakendare, incoming free, outgoing charge aagutte adakke

93. prashne: yaava dravavu kaayisidaaga ghanavaaguttade? Uttara: idly hittu

94. prashne: bogalo naayi kachchodilla, yaake? Uttara: yaakendare, onde samayadhalli eradu kelsa maadoke aagodilla adakke

95. son: amma, raatri toilet ge hodaaga light automatic on aaytu mother: baaro, fridge nalli susu maadiddu neenenaa

96. funny joke……nidde maatre tindare nidde barutte, aadare jvarada maatre tindare jvara baruttaa?

97. boy to girl: tengina mara hattidare engineering college hudugiyaru kaanisuttaare

girl to boy: allinda bidre medical college hudugiyaru kooda kaanisuttaare

98. boy: namma maduvege parents oppikollodilla. Baa mysore ge odi hogona. Girl: alli beda. Mysore nanage aagi barolla. Boy: yaake? Girl: last time mysore ge hodaaga sikki haakikondubitte.

99. santa: neenu dinakke eshtu baari shaving maadteeya? Banta: 30 rinda 40 baari Santa: ninenu huchcha na? Banta: illaa, naanu saloon angadiyavanu

100. bhikshuka: 1 rupaayi kodi swamy. Oota maadi 3 dina aaytu. Santa: 1 rupaayi alla 10 rupaayi kodteeni. Modalu 1 rupaayige tinnoke enu sigutte anta helu?

Kannada Jokes in English Obba kuduka full tight aagi moriyalli biddidda… maleya joteyalli minchu bandaaga avanu

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heltaane Devare, moriyalli beelsonu neene, Photo tegeyonu neene, Enappa ninna leele

Beggar: Amma thaayi, naanu mooga enaadru bhikshe haaki? Lady: munde hogappa, nanage kivi kelsalla. Keep smiling

Ondu hudugi nenu haakkondu suicide maadkotaa iddalu… allege banda gunda helida bari netaadodarinda height beliyalla, mummy ge helu complan kodoke.

Gunda na car gu Lorry gu accident aaytu: Driver: naanu headlight haaki torsilva side kodu anta. Gunda: naanu wiper haaki helilva aagalla anta

Gunda: Nimma ooralli sumaaru eshtu hudugiyaru iddaare? Punda: Namma ooralli ellaa hudugiyaru sumaaraage irtaare

Maths teacher: 21kkoo 71kkoo enu vyatyaasa? Gunda: 21 sundara hudugi madam, aadare 71 vayassaada muduki madam… :-)

Idhe jeevanada viparyaasa :-) LKG boy: maga, nam appa tumbaa hedarupukkala kano His friend: adu hege? LKG boy: nammappa road cross maadovaagalella nanna kai hidkotaare kano

Huduga: ninna ee prapanchadalle athi santushta hennaagi maaduttene Hudugi: oh! Aaga naanu ninna tumba miss maadkoteeni alva :-)

Kannada Means K- kalitavarige A – Amrutha N- Nenedavarige N – Neralu A – Andharige D – Daari Deepa A – Appiko neenu Kannadava. . . .!

Kannu matthu kannirigu vyathyasa enu gottha. . .? .

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Kannige horagina prapancha gotthu.. . Adre kannirige oalagina novu gotthu. . . .!

LOVE anno 4 Aksharada arthavannu tiliyuva modalu, LIFE anno 4 Aksharavannu thili, yakandre life anno aksharavannu tilidavanu yavatthu love madolla. . . .!

Teacher Student Kannada Jokes Teacher: Disulphur Dichloride andre enu? Student: jamba lakadi pamba Teacher: enu? Neenu heliddu artha aagilla? Student: nanagoo ashte sir

Teacher: gunda, schoolge dinaagalu nadkondu bartiyalla, government kotta cycle enaayto? Gunda: Ellarigoo upayoga aagli anta baadigege bittiddeeni sir.

Teacher: saayuvaaga baayalli enu haakabeku? Gunda: Birla Cement Madam Teacher: yaake? Gunda: idaralli JEEVA ide

Teacher: neenu yaara maga? Huduga: Naanu vishwasundari maga Sir Teacher: sullu heltiyaa? Huduga: nija sir, nan thande vishwa, nan thaayi sundari.sir

Teacher Student Kannada Jokes meshtru : ega en madkondiddiya ? gunda : S.I. sir... meshtru : bhale.... andre sub inspector ? gunda : alla sir..... sumne iddini anta !!!

naanu maadade iruva kelasakkagi nanage shikshe koduttira madam ? maadade idda kelasakkagi yaake shikshe kodali ? kododilla, naanivattu homework madilla madam !!

teacher: kivi kelada obba vyaktiyannu neevu enanta kareyuviri? student: enu bekaadaroo kareyabahudu, yaakendare avanige enoo keluvudillavalla.

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maths teacher ganitada parivartanegala bagge paata maaduttiddaru : teacher - 1000 kgs = 1 ton aadare 3000 kg = eshtu? santa- ton!ton!ton!

teacher : naanu paata maaduvaage neenu yaake devarige beduttiddiya? student: namma amma helidaru, malagoke munche devarannu bediko anta...!!

maths teacher johnyyannu kelidaru "ninna hattira 12 chocolate ide mattu neenu preetige 5, kavita ge 3 mattu reema ge 4 kottare ninage enu sigutte? johny "sir! nanage 3 hosa girlfriends siguttaare"

Amusing Teacher and Student Kannada Jokes teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri.... ? gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru. teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ? gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!

college vidhyarthi gate hattira cigarete sedutta nintidda. principal : lo katte badava eno maduttiddiya ? vidhyarthi : neevu taane sir heliddu, kettaddannu suttu haaki anta, naanu adanne maadtaa iddini !!!

teacher : nijavaada kannadiga yaaru ? gunda neenu helu ? gunda : english subjectnalli fail aadavaru teacher !!!

gunda : neevu paatha maaduvaga nannappana nenapaagutte. shikshaka : yaako gunda ? gunda : nammappanu nimma tharane pedda. avanigu ganita helikodoke barodilla sir !

shikshaka : lo venki, ninne shalege yaako baralilla?? venki : mauna. shikshaka : bega bogalo muththala. venki : bow bow bow......!!!!!

meshtru : gunda nimma appa yaaru ? gunda : ammana ganda sir.... meshtru : amma yaaru ? gunda : appana hendati sir....

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meshtru (sittininda) : appa amma yaaru ? gunda : ganda hendti sir !!!

meshtru: lo santa, yaako bacteria chitra baredilla.. eno daadi ninage..? santa : sariyaagi nodi sir... bacteria chitra barediddini.. meshtru : enu kaanta ilvallo... bari kaali paper ide? santa : bacteria bari kannige kanodilla anta neevu helidralla sir. Microscope inda nodi sir

teacher : gunda, kivi keladavarige english nalli enendu kareyuttare ? gunda : enu bekadru kareyabahudu..... yaakendre avarige kivi kelisalla... !!!

huduga : sir, nanna fail maadi.... nimma kaalu hiditini.... meshtru : yaako ? elru pass maadi andre neenu fail madi anthiya ? huduga : nammappa pass adre college ge haktini, fail adre maduve maadtini andiddare

meshtru : dinadinda dinakke chikkadaguttiruva vastugalige udaaharane kodi. punda : hotel idli dose.... mattu..... city hudugiyara batte sir !!!

Teacher Student School Jokes teacher : rasteyalli hanada purse sikkare neevu enu maduttiri? gunda : purse bisaadtivi miss. teacher : yaarigu illada haagaaguttalla? gunda : olagade iro hanavannu tegedukondiruttevalla !!!

taragatiyalli shyamuvannu teacher kelidaru. shyamu rahasyavendarenu helo? appa kiviyalli heliddannu amma bayalli oorigella tilisuvude rahasya..! enda.

shikshaka : jagattina atyanta haleya praani yaavudu? ranga : zebra shikshaka : aduhege? ranga : zebra innu black and white alva sir!!

teacher : operation maadovaaga doctor galu, mask yaake haakikoltaare gotta?? chintu : operation fail aadre patient gurutu hidibaaradalva!! adakke teacher.

teacher : makkale neevu chennaagi odi deshakke olle hesaru tanni. sishya : yaake teacher india anno hesaru chennagilva !!!

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meshtru : neevu mooru jana onde tara iddira. anda haage nimmappa en kelasa maadtare ? hudugaru : nammappa xerox angadi ittiddaare !!!

Kannada Teacher Student Jokes teacher: ninna thandeya hesaru enu? student: google kumar. teacher: yaake intaha vichitra hesaru? student:yaake andre avaru yaavaagaloo nannannu hudukuttale iruttaare!!!

teacher : vidyarthigale manassininda praartane maadi devaru enu vara bekaadaru kodtane; student : adella sullu. teacher : yaake? student : adu nijaane aagidre neevu modalane dinaane bere school ge hogtidri.

miss : neenu homework tappu maadiddi...tappu maadida kaige eradu etu kodtini andidde...nenapidya??? puttu : haudu miss...aadre adakke neevu nammanege bar bekaagutte!" miss : yaake? puttu : yaakendre...tappu maadiro kai nammappandu..!!

education officer school nalli parikshe maadalu bandaru. ondu class ge bandu hudugarannu prashne maadidaru... draupadi vastraapaharana maadiddu yaaru ? makkalu : kannada meshtru bandiralilla adakke head master maadi hodaru...... !!!

kannada grammar patha maduttiddaaga : teacher : ’ka’ iddaddu ’ku’ agabekadare ’kombu’ kodabeku. seena : haagaadare ’cha’ iddaddu ’chu’ aagabekadare ’chombu’ kodabeka teacher ??!!!

teacher : ’unnati’ viruddha pada enu ? gunda : ’avanati’ teacher : ’lucky' virudda pada enu ? gunda : ’avalakki’ !!

School Jokes in Kannada teacher: santa, helu aane mattu iruveyalli yavudu doddadu? santa : modalu iveradu huttida varsha heli, takshana uttara heluttini!

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teacher: "ninna home work yaake nimma thandheya kai barahadhallidhe?" pappu: "naanu avara pen upayogisidhe"

Teacher: naanu paata maaduttiddaaga, neeneke harate hodeyuththidde? pappu: oh! Idhu appata sullu. Naanu ondhe baari hege malagi maataadalu saadhya??

headmaster: ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeku. student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir! h.m: hey joke maadbeda... student: yaaru first joke maadavru?

gunda maneyinda kalisidda maavina hannugalannu meshtrige kotta. meshtrige kushiyaytu.... gunda, sanje nimmanege bartino.... yaake sir.... entu maavina hannugalannu kottu kalisida ninnappanige thanks helabekunta.... sir.... sir.... neevu thanks helalebekundre.... entara badalu hanneradu anta helakagutta sir.... ?

teacher: 1869ralli enaayithu? gunda:gottillaa sir. teacher:adhu Gandhi avara huttidha varsha matte 1873ralli enaayithu helu? gunda: adhu Gandhi avara naalkane huttuhabba

Teacher Student Jokes in Kannada ondu dina master shaaleyalli ganita kalisutiddaru. aaga gundanige, “gunda 1+1 koodisidare baruva uttaravenu?” gundanige enu arthavaagalilla. aga meshtru eradu kaiya ondondu beralugalannu jodisi, “eega helo bekoopa” anta baidaru. aagalu enu helade vichaara madahattida. “enu vichaara maduttiddiyo?” “sir, aa eradu kai beralu kudidare neevu oota hege maduviri saar…!”

kannada, english, ganita ee mooru subjectugala teachers onde room nalliddaru. omme avara roomige kalla banda. English teacharu thief.. thief.. catch him endu kiruchidaru. kannada madam.. kalla.. kalla.. hidiri hidiri endru... ee sandarbadalli ganitada miss enantaare? uttara : 420... 420.... 420..

kannada paatha maadta idda meshtru preeti mattu vaatsalyada naduve iruva vyatyaasa enu? anta kelidru. tattane eddu ninta suresha uttara kotta.. saar neevu nimma magalu vatsalanna vatsee andre adu vaatsalya, ade naanu vatsee.... andre adu preeti.

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teacher : bhoomigu chandranigu enu sambamdha..? gunda : anna tangi sambandha sir.. teacher : adu hege...? gunda : ekendare bhoomina naavu thaayi anta kareetivi.. chandranannu naavu mama anta kariteevi.. adakke sir..

upanyaasaka : gandhi jayanti bagge prabandha bareyiri gunda : gandhi obba dodda manushya aadare jayanti yaaru anta nanage gottilla.

Husband and Wife Jokes in Kannada Wife: naanu sattare neevu enu maadteera? Husband: naanu kooda saayabahudu kane Wife: yaake? Husband: kelavondu baari, atiyaada santosha kooda nammanna saayisabahudu . Have a nice day :-)

Husband: neenu namma ammana taraha dose maadoke aagolla Wife: yaake aagolla? Neevu nimma appana haage hittu rubbi kodi, maadteeni! Wife: tarakaari tarbeku 100 Rs. beku Husband: ninage duddiginta buddi beku Wife: nimm hatra yaavudu ideyo adanne taane keloke aagutte :-P

Wife: maduvege munche ninna raani tarah nodkoteeni anta heltaa idralla… eega enaaytu? Husband: Sorry kane, ninnanne maduve aagteeni anta ankondiralilla!

Marriage Jokes in Kannada ganda : mane kelasakke hengasarannu serisi kollodu beda anta yaake hatha madtiddiya ? hendati : nimma buddhi nanage gottilva? naanu saha manekelasadavalaagi bandaddu.

hendti : bari hana kaddiddakke dana badidage hodediddaralla, avarenu manushyara ? ganda : alla manushyara roopada policenoru....

hosadagi banda sosege ( kavitage) adige gottilla, book nodi madta idlu purvi ( atte ) : enamma chapathi hittina mele devara gante yaake ittiddeeya?? kavita : book nalli kottidaare hittu kalasi ondu gante idi anta adakke... !!!

punda : pakkada maneyinda ondu suttige tagondu baa...... hendti : avru kodalvante. punda : entha jipunaru namma jana. sari haagadre namde tagondu baa......

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1ne ganda: yaake ninna hendatiya birthday ge diamond ring konde? nanaganisitu aakege car bekittu endu. 2ne ganda: haudappa, aadare nakali caar ge naanelli hohudugii helu?

ganda: adam mattu eve yaake ashtu khushiyaagiddaru? hendati : yaakendare, avarige ate maavandiru iralilla

Husband and Wife Marriage Jokes in Kannada hendati: naanu mount everest na hattibittare, neevu enu kodteera ? ganda: ondu preethithumbida nooku!

ganda : WIFE andre en gotta? WIFE andre WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERYTIME! hendati : neevu heliddu sullu . WIFE amdre WITH IDIOT FOR EVER

hendati : ri... swargadalli gandana jote hendatina iroke bidodillavante.... ganda : adakke kane, adanna 'swarga' annodu !!

devasthaanakke banda dampatigala hattira, archakaru kelidru ? 'mangalaarati yaara hesarinalli maadali ' ? aga ganda heltaane 'avala hesarige maadi, nanage maneyalli aagle aagide'

ganda : naanu tappisikondare ninenu maadteeyaa ? hendati : paper nalli jaahiratu kodtini. ganda : wah ! enanta kodtiya ? hendati : ganda bekagiddaane !

hendati : ri..... nimage rani anta modalane hendati iro vishaya nanage yaake helalilla ? ganda : modale helidde alve ! chinna ninna rani thara nodkotini anta !!!

Marriage Jokes in Kannada gunda thanna hendatige “ondu dhina devaru nanna ellaa nenapugalannu alisibittu, eega yaaradaroo nenapiddaaraa? antha kelida” “aaga naanu ninna hesaru helide” adakke devaru, “kelavu virusna delete maadoke aagodilla” enda.

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ganda : le kamakshi, annadalli kallu, koodalu ideyalla, nodde haage haakiddiyalla, ayyo goobe mundede? hagalalli kannu kanisalva ninage ? hendati : ayyo nimma buddhige ondishtu... vayassagideye horatu, tilivalike ideyenri ? yava gubegaadru hagalalli kannu kanuttaari... ?

hendati: ree…. Namma aduge maneli kalla nuggidhdhaane maththu maadiro adugenella khaali maadtaa iddaane. ganda: eega yaaranna kareeli, policena athavaa ambulancena?

ganda: neenu beligge eddaga, horage hogi kelsa hudukona anta anisitu. hendati: hudukidraa? ganda: illa. Aa bhaavane hogovarege, naanu malage idde.

ganda: obba vyakti petrol pump open maadtaane, aadhare obba graahaka kooda allege hogodhilla. hendati: yaake? ganda: yaakendare, avanu petrol pump open maadiddu second floornalli.

ganda:ninna kaiyalli ee naayiyannu palagisalu saadhyavilla. hendati: adhakke thaalme beku. Nimmodhigoo saha modhalu nanage bahala thomdareyaaguttittu.

Husband and Wife Jokes in Kannada hendati : 'ree, naanu akasmaat sattu hodare neevu enu maadteeri?'. ganda : 'ninillade na hege irali. naanu ninna hinde bandu bidtini'. hendati : 'nanna kandare ashtu preetine?'. ganda : 'haagalve. neenidre, ninna baayige hedari saalagaararu yaaru nanna hattira baralla. neene hodare nanna gati enu. avaru saayisoke munche naane hogibidodu olledalve?'

ganda : 'le, naanu akasmaat sattu hodare neenu bere maduve agtiya..?' hendati : (nachuttaa) 'thu hogippa... aase torisabedi.. nanage nachike agutte'

ganda -hendatige jagala agittu. hendati : 'neevenu dodda saadhane madiddini anta andukobedi. prati yasasvi gandasina hinde ondu hennu irtaale ' ganda : (thannage helida) 'haudu kane, vikramadityana hinde betaala idda haage'.

atte : nodamma akkiyannu chennagi toledu stove mele idu. sose: akki yaava sopalli toleya beku atte...? atte : ayyo...endavale inta sose sikka saubagyakke tale mele kaihotti kulitalu.

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hendati : ree, nimma snehita haaladdu aa leena na maduve agtayiddaanante ree. neevu hegaadaru madi tadibaarda ? ganda : naanyaake tadeeli, naanu maduve aguvaga avanu bandu tadididna ?

Kannada Marriage Jokes wife: ree, nam madhuve maadsid purohitha sattu hodnante, paapa!!! husband: maadid paapa sumne biduttaa

jotishya shaastradalli bahala nambike ittidda gunda ondu sala horage horatidda, ashtaralli avana hendati, "elli horatiri?" aaga sittigedda ganda "saayoke!" enda. aga avana hendati "hauda, hogi banni nimage olleyadagali" ennabeke!

ganda kudida amalinalli hendatiya hattira bandu helida: 'le, ivattu ondu baari vaahana nanna mele haridaru naanu saayalilla kane' 'idu vichitraane. adirali nimma mele harida vaahana yavudu?' hendati kelidalu. 'aeroplane kane'!

snehita : brandy kudidare kemmu hogutta ? gunda : nanna hola, manene hogiruvaaga ninna kemmu yaake hogalla !!!

have a nice day (olle dina tago) whats up? (mele enide?) keep in touch (muttutta iru) r u kidding?(neenu makkalu madtaa idiyaa!)

Hilarious Kannada SMS Jokes Vayaskara joke andre enu gotta? . . . . 18 varsha haleya joke! Ha ha ha

1+1 =?????? . Innoo answer hudukutaa iddiraa? . Naachike aagalva nimage… che…hogi matte school serkoli . Good Night :-)

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40 varshagalu kaledaroo gunda ondu vishaya artha aagilla. Avana thangi ge ibbaru annandiru aadare gundanige obbane anna... yaake? Nimage gotta? Haagaadare gundanige sms maadi tilisi :-P

Nimma nechchina haadannu ati ketta haadannaagi maaduvudu hege? Yochisi. . Gottaagilva? . Tumbaa simple ree, aa haadannu neeve haadi, record maadi matte matte keli. Ashte :-P

Kannada SMS Jokes Collection Kurudana kaiyalli torch Kivudana kaiyalli radio Moogana kaiyalli mic Ninna kaiyalli mobile Iddare yaarigoo enu upayoga illa Aadarooo naavu idannella nodi sahisikollabeku good evening

Kelavu baari nanna manassu kelutte Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu miss maadkoteeni? Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu care maadkoteeni? Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu nenapisikolteeni? Naanu yaake nimage ashtondu sms maadteeni? Aaga nanna hrudaya helitu, mental patients ge ashtu care maadabeku anta ;-)

Neevu endaadaroo plastic nalli muchchida ondu sundara kotina nodiddeeraaa? Ilvaaa? Haagaadre, nimma ID card tegedu nodi, kaansutte. Ha ha ha.. Good Night :-)

Jipunathanada paramaavadhi enu gotte? Manege benki biddaaga fire station ge miss call kododu?? Try maadi. Keep smiling :-)

New Kannada SMS Akkana friend akka aagabahudu Thangiya friend thangiyaagabahudu Aadare Hendatiya friend hendati aagalaaralu

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Cycle nalli bande Hello andalu Bike nalli bande Hi andalu Car nalli bande Darling andalu Idella baadige ande annayya andalu :-)

Tea angadiyavanu kabaddi aadidare hegirutte gotta.

Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea.

Ha ha ha… idhu hegidhe?

Latest Kannada SMS Jeevanada nigooda satya Running race nalli oduvudhu kaalaadaroo prize sigodu maatra kaige thane. Che, entaha viparyaasa. Alva?

Hello Excuse me Malagibitraa? Swalpa eddeli

Please nanna message odi nantara malkoli!

#####MESSAGE#####

Innu saaku malkoli good night

Shrimantana hatra idhu irodilla Aadare badavana hatra idhu irutte Adanna tindare sattuhogteeya Adu yaavudhu? . . . . Nanagoo gottilla kanri ha ha ha

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Teasing Good Night SMS in Kannada Devare! Nanage good night helade yaaru malagutaaro avarige sole, tigane ellaa serkondu ottige kachchali. Good night friends!

Kannada SMS Collection Motte idadha hakki yaavudu gottaaaa? Yochane maadu Gottilva???????? Sari naane hella? Adu Adu GANDU HAKKI. ha ha ha

Preetigu snehakkoo enu vyatyaasa gotta? Preeti annodu ajji haakida vade tarah. Kaage etkondu haari hogutte Sneha annodu aa ajjiya haage. Elloo hogade alle irutte.. ha ha ha Gottaaytaa? Eega idanna ellarigoo forward maadu :-)

Hakkigalu bere deshagalinda illige haarikondu baruttave…. Yaake gotta? Nadedukondu barodikke aagolla adakke Kopa banta? :-P

Funny and Teasing Kannada SMS Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla Wah wah! Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla Raste yinda kitaki na nodidare kitakiyalloo yaaru iralilla Ha ha ha!

Current wire na yaake mele kattirtaare gottaaa?

Kelage kattidre neenu adara mele kulitu jokaali aadteeya adakke!

Keep smiling :-)

Amusing Kannada SMS Joke Bhaarathadha janarige atyanta gondalamayavaada dhina yaavudhu gotta? . . . .

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February 14 . Mattu . . Rakshaa bandhana . . Sari thane?

Amusing Kannada Jokes Swarga andre enu? American Sambala, British Mane, Chinese Food mattu Indian hendati

Naraka andre enu? American hendati, British food, Chinese mane mattu Indian Sambala Good Night

Man: nanna koodalanna chikkadaagi kattarisu Barber: yeshtu chikkadaagi sir? . . . . . . Man: nanna hendati kaige sigadashtu chikkadaagi

Kannada Mobile Phone Joke Call maadu, naanu hosa caller tune haaksiddeeni, naanu call receive madalla ok.. . . . . . . . Ee message forward maadi eshtu jana bakraagalu nimage call maadtaare nodi

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Comedy Kannada SMS Jokes Yaako manassu sari illa anta doctor hatra horde.yaaraadru huchcharige SMS maadu sari hogutte andru.nanage ninnannu bittare bere yaariddaare neene helu. Good Morning

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli Sikkaa patte books ittu bag nalli Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu class nalli Fail aade exam nalli

Shiva anta nintidde footboard nalli Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru bus nalli Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu seat nalli Jaari bidde road nalli

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli Devdas aade life nalli

Funny SMS Joke in Kannada Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare? Tande thaayi?

Illa

Anna, thangi?

Illa

Premi, snehitaru?

Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-)

SMS Jokes in Kannada Surya bandaaga jagakella belaku Chandra bandaaga beladingala belaku Yen luck ree nimmadu!? Nan msg bandaaga nimma mobile nallu belaku.Good Morning

Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita. Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita. good morning!

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Hilarious Kannada SMS Joke Water mele boat horde ULLAASA, Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!

Goodnight Kannada SMS Joke Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu 1. iruvege kiss kododu 2. aanena ettikollodu 3. sollege chaddi haakodu 4. kolige lipstick haakodu 5. Nimma message ge kaayodu Good Night :-)

Kannada Jokes hallu naaligege heliddu: naanu ninna joraagi press maadidare, neenu kattarisi hogteeya naalige helitu : naanu 1 pada tappaagi helidare, ninna ellaa 32 aache barutte..

hudugi thanna thandege thanna maduveya bagge helidalu. thande: ivana bali duddu ideyaa? hudugi: appa, ee gandasare ishtu. avanu kooda idanne kelida.

huduga: naanu ninna photo tegeyale? hudugi: yaake? huduga: sumne nanna maguvige torisi, nimmamma yauvanadhalli heege iddalendu heloke

Jokes in Kannada kopadinda customer: enayya, soup kodovaaga ninna kaiberalu adaralli biddittu waiter: paravaagilla sir, soup bisiyaagenoo illa bidi

ondu magu garbiniyannu noduttaa: nimma hotteyalli enide? aake: adaralli nanna muddu maguvide magu : adhu muddaagiddare, neeneke adannu tindu bitte?

obba engineer student tanna kasagudisuva thammanige: "nanna hatra degree ide, talent ide, 4 varshahudugia kashta ide. ninna hatra enide?". tamma : nan hatra nannade svanta kelasavide

1ne vyakti naayiyondige kulitiruttaane. 2ne vyakti: ninna naayi kachchuttaa? 1ne vyakti: illa

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2ne vyakti kulitukolluttaane, naayi kachchuttade 2ne vyakti kelida, neenu helideyalla ee naayi kachchuvudilla endu! 1ne vyakti: idu nanna naayi alla

huduga devarige: nanage jebu tumba duddu, ondu kelasa, mattu ondu dodda gaadi tumbaa hudugiyaru beku devaru tathaastu enda, avanu bus conductor aagihoda

Funny Kannda Jokes maga : appa, gulabi gida nettu ondu vaara aadru beru beledilla ! appa : adu ninge hege gottu ? maga : adannu naanu dina kittu nodtaane iddini !!

shiva parvati computer course yaake maadalilla gotta?? ? ? ? ? avara maga ganapati mouse tagondu tour hogidda adakke....!

venkamma : ree savitramma, exam time nalli nan maglu tv, phone, mobile, computer yaavudannu muttallari...... savitramma : aden maha bidi venkamnore, nan maga pustakane muttalla !!!

jipuna gunda omme hannina angadige hogi baalehannina bele vichaarisida. angadi maalika ondu baale hannige ondu rupayi anda. gunda: 60 paisege kodtiya? angadi maalika: 60 paisege baale hannina sippe maatra baratte .......enda ! gunda ondu nimisha yochisi gunda: sari 40 paise kodtini, hannu kottu sippe neene ittuko anda !!

thande peon ge: ee college hegidhe? nanna magana bhavishya chennaagiruttaa? peon: bhavishya chennaagirutte, naanu kooda idhe college nalle nanna engineering odiddu!

Laugh Aloud Kannada Jokes (broker mattu gundanna ) gundanna : ninu en antha maduve maadide, nanna sose maduve aada maraneya dina vaanti madidalu. broker : ade naanu helidu hudugige - 21 varusha 3 tingalu anta. !!!

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gunda: le timma ninage cancer idre ellarigu aids anta yaako helta iddiya ? timma: yaakendre naanu satta mele yaaru saha nanna hendtige line hodibardu anta... :) :)

janajagrutigaagi motor bike jatha itkondiddeve sir ! oho....... olledu. andhage yaava uddeshakke ? petrol ulisi!!!

iruve : hey aane nange ninna chaddi kodu aane : nanna chaddi ninge aagutta ! iruve : naale nanna magala maduve ide, adakke shamiyaana hakabeku adakke !!!

modalella jana phone madidre nimma kade male ayta anta? ennuttiddaru. eega.... phone maadi, nimma kade bomb blast aayta anta keltare kanri...?

ajja : lo gunda ninna teacher bartiddare bachchittuko. gunda : modalu neenu bachchittuko. ajja : yaako gunda !! gunda : neenu sattiddiya anta ondu vaara shalege raje hakidde.!!!

Short Kannada Jokes ramu bus stopnalli busgaagi kaayta nintidda. somu allige bike nalli banda. somu : lift bekaa ? ramu : bedaa.. bedaa.. ee namma mane ground floor nallide.

praamanikateya paramavadhi andare yavudu gotta ? exam hall nalli cheeti tegedukondu hogi, adannu nodade bareyuvudu ! ! !

gunda pustakada angadiyalli ondu calender kelida. angadiyaata yaava calender bekendu prashnisida adakke gunda, 'jaasti raje iro calender kodappa' enda..!!

pandu maneyalli 25 jana makkalu. gunda : enayya 25 jana iddira ! family planning navaru barale ilva ? pandu : bandidru, school andkondu vapas hodru !!!

thande : puttu ninage pocket money endu 100 rupayi kotre enu madtiya ?

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puttu : nimmanna nambokkagolla. modalu adannu enisi noduttene !

hunja : i love u ! koli : neenu nannannu eshtu preetisuttiya ? hunja : ninagoskara enu bekadru madtini ! koli : haagadre, nanna tara motte idu nodona !!!

Different Kannada Jokes snehita : ellige hogidde ? kanjus pandu : girl friend jote film ge hogidde ! snehita : eshtu karchayitu ? kanjus pandu : 500 Rs snehita : ashtonda ??? kanjus pandu : avala hattira iddidde ashtu !!!

prayanika : makkalige ardha charge taane? conductor : haudu, aidakke kadime iddare tegedukolluvudilla. prayanika : haagaadare nanage naalke makkalu enda.

rakesha : ninne dina nimma tandeyavaru kolakke dhumiki 3 gantegala kaala nirolagiddarante hauda. ! umesha : adenu maha? mooru varshagala hinde nadige dhumukida namma tata innu horabande illa. !!!

ravi - enthentaha mahan vyaktigalu nanna tandege tale baguttare gotta? ratna - nimma tande mahan vyaktigale agirabeku. ravi-- illa avarobba 'kshaurika'.

75 varshada hale dampatige gandu maguvayitu. maguvanna nodalu sakashtu jana bandaru. bandavarella, maguna enanta matadisuttiddaru gotta ??? chi kalla ella appana haage ondu hallilla !!!

Variety Kannada Jokes tourist : yaara taleburade idu? guide : sir m. visveswarayyanavara tale burude idu. tourist : hauda...adara pakkadalliruva chikka taleburude yaraddu? guide : adu visveswarayyanavaru chikkavaraagiddaaga iddaddu!

newton na niyamagalige hosa serpade.....

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ene adaru loose motion annu endigu slow motion nalli maadalu sadhyavilla !!

gunda mattu seena praana snehitaru. ondu dina seena sattu hoda. aaga police navaru saavina tanikege bandaru. police : nimma snehita hege sattaru ? gunda : hotteyolage ili odaadida haagaagtide anta koogtidda. adakke ili paashaana kotbitte. !!!

nanage gottu nimage olle kannada barutte anta, adakke ondu sanna test ashte.... 'nari nuri kori tiri' ee melinadaralli 'ri' tigedu odi..... ?

english baasheya vakyagalannu kannadakke anuvada madidare entaha haasya huttuttade nodi. 1. have a nice day anuvada : olle dina tago. 2. what's up? anuvada : mele enide? 3. keep in touch anuvada : muttutta iru.....!!!

Latest Kannada Jokes gunda omme tindi tinnalu hotel ge hoguttaane. gunda : ondu paper dose kodappa ? waiter : sir, ruled paper kododa athava unruled paper kododa ? ! ! !

mishrabaavanegala paramaavadhi enu ? nimma shatruvobba 7ne mahadiyinda jaari nimma car na mele biddu saayuvudu... !! alabeko ?? nagabeko ?? ondu gottagolla.. !!

ibbaru prana snehitara jagala mugilu muttittu. gunda : neenu mundina janmadalli naayiyaagi huttuttiya..... punda : neenu mundina janmadalli light kamba aagi huttu. aamele nodkotini.... :) :) :)

vishvada ati chikka joke galu: 1) 2 hengasaru maataadade kulitiruvudhu 2) 2 Santa galu chess aaduvudhu

handi mattu simha mukhaamukiyadavu. simha : naanu garjisidare idi kaadu nadugatte. handi : neenu kashtapadabeku. naanu bari seenidare jagattu nadugatte.... ! gottaa... ?

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aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa..... wah... wah.... aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa, aane nammele kuntare kailasa.... wah..... wah...... !!!

iruvege yaake sugar barolla ? meenige negadi agutta ? sollege dengu jwara barutta ? tenginakaayi yaake hanne agodilla ???

"kadimeyendru hadinaidu jana hattidre matra bus annu start maadteera.....yaake ??" "ee bus tallidrene start aagodu...adakke jana bedva??" !!!

Amusing and Short Kannada Jokes gunda : indiayaada kreedapatu long jump nalli chinnakalkonda....!!! punda : avnu kalkollalebeku..... yaaradru long jump maaduvaga chinna hakkotara ?

auto driver : sorry sir...... meter hakodu marete bitte...... gunda : paravagilla bidi.... nanu kuda purse tarodu maretebitte !!!

mommaga : ajja, nimma pension ninda nange 500 Rs. saala kodi ajja...... ajja : yaavaga vapas kodutti ? mommaga : nange pension baruvaaga !

gunda: "nimmatte koladhalli biddarante. Adharalli mosalegalu iveyanthe". punda: "mosalegalu ninnavu, aadarinda neene avugalannu kaapaadabeku".

hengasu : hmmm,neenu nanna aliyanaaga bayasutteeyaa? huduga : haagenilla, aadhare nimma magalannu maduveyaagalu nanage bere daari kaanuttilla

ondu dina zoo nallidda huli pundanannu kondhitu. adakke alle idda kotiyondu huliyannu kelitu. koti : ee pundananne eke neenu konde ? huli : matte! avanu nannannu nodi 'are eshtu dodda bekku' antaane !!!

bikshuka : amma taayi enaadru bikshe idre kodamma.... ? ranganna : nanna hendti illa, munde hogayya....! bikshuka : thu ninna. nanen nin hendtina kelidnaa.... !!!

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heddariyalli hoguttidda gundanige ’apagaata valaya’ emba palaka kaanisitu. kopagonda gunda, heddaari pradikaarakke patra ravaanisida : neevu apagata valayadalli eke raste nirmisuttiri ??

Short Kannada Jokes rubber eledre uddavagutte ! paper eledre tundagutte ! hagadre.... eledashtu gidda aguva vastu yavudu ??? . . . . . . beedi !!!

ibbaru vyaktigalu halla todi, muchchutta iddaru. daarihoka : neevu en maadta iddira ? obbaata : gida neduvavaru bandilla... namma kelasa navu madta iddeve !!!

maga : appa horage yaaro donation kelkondu bandiddare... appa : yaavudakke ? maga : swimming pool kattistaarante.... appa : ondu chembu neeru kottu kalsu... !!!

punda tv yalli cinema nodtidda. koodale tv off madida... yaake ? yaakandre... cinemadalli eradu fan, aidu bulb on agittu... current bill jaasti barutte anta !!!

maga : amma.... ee red colour pataaki sutre jaasti sound barutte alva ? amma : ayyo.... mundede.... adu gas cylinder kano... !!!

gunda : olleya soap yaavudide ? angadiyava : olleya soap andre mysore sandal ide. gunda : haagidre adralli kai toledukondu 1 kg bella kodi.

gunda : sir, nimmalli passport size photo slipper varegu cover aagutta ? photograper : cover aagutte.... slipper na tale mele itkondre maatra !!!

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Ondu huli thanna friends ge maduve party koduttittu Ondu bekku allege bandu dance maadtaa ittu Huli neenu yaarendu kelitu Adhakke bekku helitu: maduvege munche naanu huliyaagidde

Hilarious Jokes in Kannada rampa : naanu amerikaage hogabeku anta yochistiddine.... sompa : hauda ? tumba hana bekaagutte alva ? rampa : illa..... yochane maadoke hana yake ?

huchcha : time eshtu ? avanu : 5 gante aaytu. huchcha : beliggeyinda time keltiddini obbobru ondondu reeti heltaare mental nanmaklu !!!

gunda : sebu eshtu rate ? punda : 12 sebige 100 Rs. gunda : kammimadkolli.... punda : aytu.... 100 rupayige 10 sebu !

gunda mattu pundarige daariyalli 1000 Rs sikkitu. Punda: idhannu 50/50 maadona gunda: mikka 900 annu enu maadteeya

obba yuvaka swamiji hatra yogasana kaliyalu hoda. alli swamiji mahileyobbala seere eleyuttidda. yuvaka sittininda : swamiji idu yaava aasana ? swamiji : baktha idu dushyasana !

yauvana mattu petrol ge iruva vyatyasavenu ?? dinagaledante yauvanada bele iliyuttade; petrol bele eruttade !!!

magalu - amma.... amma pakkadmaneliddanalla raju, avanu nanage muttu kottubitta ! amma - hauda ? ! iru, naanu hogi avananna keltini.... magalu - beda, beda, ninu kelidare raju kodalla !!!

Kannada Funny Jokes 1. kolige lipstik hachodhu. 2. aaneyanna etthikollodhu. 3. jiraleyanna preeti maadodu.

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4. sollege shirt haakodhu. 5. nimmanna maradinda ilisodhu thumbaa kashta…..

. gunda naayi jote kulitidda. allige banda punda kelida. enayya ? katte jote kulitiddi ! punda helida : idu katte alla. naayi. gunda : naanu keliddu ninnalla naayina.... !!!

cycle savaara obba vyakthige dikki hodeda cycle savaara: neenu tumbaa lucky vyakthi:enu!!! Nanage gaayavaagidhe cycle savaara: neenu lucky yaakendre naanu yaavaagloo bus odistaa irteeni

kavithe bareyalu horatare nimmade nenapu.... yakandre neeve alva ? nanna

pennu kadhidhu !!!

gunda minister obbara bali driver aagiddanu minister: gunda ivattu car naanu odisteeni. gunda: sir, idhu car, sarkaara alla, ellaroo odsoke

bharatesh : sumana nimma car hesaru enu ? sumana : nanage car hesaru martogide adu "T" inda start aagutte ! bharatesh : wow olle car nimmadu "T" inda start agute adre namadu petrol ninda start aagutte :( :(

Hilarious Jokes in Kannada appa : hegitto exam... ? maga : bari nanage gottilde iro prashnegalanne kelidru.... appa : matte nin enmadide.. ? maga : nan bidtinaa... avarige gottilde iro uttaragalanne naanu bardiddene.. !!!

maga : appa illi baa.... amma : magu appananna haagella kareyabaaradu. maryaadeyinda kareyabeku tilitaa ? maga : appa..... maryaadeyinda illi baa !!!

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striker: namma thandavannu balapadisalu nanna bali olle idea ide manager: olledu, neenu yaavaaga team bittu hogtaa iddiyaa? bharatada kaanunu vyavasteyalli eradane maduvege avakashavilla. yaake ? ekendare: onde tappige eraderadu sikshe kodalaaguvudilla.

geleyaribbarige mooru bombgalu sikkavu. police station ge tegedukondu hoguvaaga obbata helida ’daariyalli ondu bomb dham andbitre, en madodu ?’ inobba coolaagi pratikrayisida - ’mooralli eradu sikkiddu annona’ !!!

nimmanna yaaradru loose andre .... confuse aagbedi ..... hedarabedi ....... sittu madkobedi ...... dhairyadinda avarannu keli..... nimage hege gottaaytu anta ....

Silly Jokes in Kannada maga tayige heluttane 'appa tumba sabyastharu' !!! amma : adu hege ? maga : horage yavude hudugi edurige banda takshana appa ondu kannu muchchikode biduttaare..... !!!

modala dina shaalege hoda ranga sanje manege banda. amma kelidalu ’ivattu enenu kalite magu ?’ ranga pechchaagi helida ’enu illa. naale matte hogabeku !’

bikshuka: sir 10rs kodi coffee kudibeku sir:yakaya coffee 5rs alwa. bikshuka:lover kooda iddaale sir sir:bikshe bedtaa iddaru love madtaa iddiyenayya bikshuka:love madid mele bikshe bedtaa iddene sir

kamala : nimma mane aduge super ! ee aduge madida kaigalige chinnada balegalanu haakbeku. vimala : namma yajamaanru bale hakkolalla kamalamma !

hotel nalli onde ondu rupaayi tips kotta giraakige helida - "en sir..... nimma magane paravagilla. hattu rupaayi tips kodtaare..." giraki uttarisida - "avarappa sahukaara kanayya.... aadare nammappa badava"

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gunda hudugi nodalikkendu hoda. gunda : enu odiddiya ? hudugi : B. A gunda : ayyo peddu mundede...... odirodu erade akshara. adannu ulta palta heltiyaa !?!

Short Jokes in Kannada 1. Bisleri company ge veerappan adhyakshanaadare, avana hesarannu hege badalisabahudu? -neerappan! 2. Veerappan kingfisher adhyakshanaadare, Aaga Aatanannu enendu kareyabahudu? -beerappan!

3. Bambino vermicelli company adhyakshanaadare? -keerappan! 4. Veerappan putri, tanna tandege enendu sambodhisi patra bareyabahudu? –Dear appan! 5. Veerappan IT company aarambisiddare, adara hesaru eniruttittu?- VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).

gunda preetige bidda. aaspatreya nurse jote prema ankurisitu. modala prema patra bareda. adaralli heege bareda : I luv you sister!

prahlaada : bili koliginta kappu koliye sreshtha. siddu : adu hege? prahlada : kappu koli bili motte idutte. bili kolige kappu motte idalu sadhyavaa? adakke, kappu koliye sreshtha anteeni.

punda :ninna hudugige yaavudaadaru abyaasa ideya? gunda : hmm, ide. avalu yaavagalu hallugalinda uguru kadiyutta irtaale. punda :saamanyavaagi ella hudugiyaru ee reeti maadtare. gunda :aadare ivalu maatra tanna kaalina ugurannu kaditaale.

amma - putta auntyge ondu kiss kodu, avaru oorige hogtaare . putta - naanu kodalla.... amma - yaako ? putta - ninne appa kodoke hodaga aunty kennege hodedru. Gottaa ??

gundana hendati : ree ashtu vegavaagi bike odisabedi, nanage bayavaaguttade. gunda : ninage ashtondu bayavaadare nanna haage neenu kannu muchchikondu bidu !!!

Short and Funny Kannada Jokes ganesha : ninage mukyamantri kumarasvami gotta? prakasha : gotte annabeda, nanage chennaagi gottu. kumarasvaminu gottu, avaranna revannanu gottu. avarappa devegauda innu chennagi gottu..

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ganesha : nijave? prakasa : haudu nija. avarellaru nanage chennaagi gottu. aadare naanu yaaru anta avarigyaarigu gottilla!

joyisaru : gunda, ellige horatiddiyo? gunda : pakkada canteenige ootakke horatiddini. joyisaru : ivattu shukravaara. oota maadabaaradappa. gunda : ivattu shukravaara anta yaaru heliddu? ;?

ajja : hodasarti ee mane hudukuvaagalu ishte kashtavagittu. igalu ade reeti paradaaduttiddivalla maga? mommaga : haudajja, nanagu address tilitaane illa. ajja :mane gurutige enaadaru nenapittu ko anta helidde. neenu adannu madalilla. mommaga : adanne hudukta idini ajja.hodasari bandaaga mane munde eradu hasu meyta iddavu. aadare eega avu kaantane illa.

rama : ondu nimisha illige bandu hogu. bheema : hmmm bandiddini.. yaake karediddu? rama : bandaayitalla, innenu hogu matte..

Short Kannada Jokes Thande maganige: ee baari neenu exam pass aagadiddare, nanna appa anta kareebeda. Kelavu dinagala nantara, Appa: result enaayto? Maga: sorry ramesha

Hotelinalli graahaka: nanage 2 plate anna, chicken maththu ondhu cup coffee kodi waiter : ishtu saaka sir? graahaka : enendukonde? Nannage jaasti kollodhakke aagolla antaana?

prashne : enu? bengalurige bandidra? uttara : illappa.. mysorege bandidde, daari tappi bengalurige bandubitte.

prashne : nammooraa? bengaluru hatra domlooru, nimmooru? uttara : o nammoora? ille yelahankada pakka srilanka!

prashne : ee varsha biddashtu male yavattu biddilla alva sir? uttara : helakkaagalla. mundina varsha beelabahudu, kaadu nodi.

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prashne : yaake sir nagteera? en samachara? uttara : sumne alu tadeyokagde nagtidini kano.

prasne : nimma collegenalli eshtu jana iddeeri? uttara : hudugeeru 58. hudugaru.. le bhatta, eshtu iddeevo naavu?

Funny Kannada Jokes vishva : ravi neenu maduveyada mele ninna javaabdaari hechchideya? ravi : haudu kano. modalu obbanige aduge maduttidde. eega ibbarige maduttiddene.

ranga : nanu maduveyagi sukavagirona antiddini. gunda : neenu tumba tamaasheyaagi matadtiyappa...!

ranga : ninna hendatiyannu belagge walking karakondu barabahudu alva? gunda : omdu ardha gante nanage freedom sikkidaru, ninage sahisodakke agodilva? ninu nan friend alla.. enemy..

maga : daddy, neenu Egyptge hogidya? appa : illa kano.. Egypt yaava dikkalideyo nanage gottilla. adirali, yaako magu? maga : hagadre ee ‘mummy’ nimma hattira hege bantu?

avalu : darling namma engagementge ring kodtira taane? avanu : why not dear, ninna phone number kodu modlu

rama : nanu nanna ganda modlina ippattu varsha tumba santoshavagidvi nodi. pavitra : oho, haagaadre amele? rama : amelene naavu betiyadaddu, paraspara madve adaddu. padmakka : nimmappanige eshtu vayasso putta? putta : nangaadashte nammappanige vayassu. padmakka : adu hego? putta : ayyo na huttida melalve avru appa aadaddu.

koli modalo? motte modalo? ee prasnege santa uttara hudukiddane! avana prakara : yavudannu modalu order maadtevo, adu modalu baruttante!

prashne : en sir, oota aayta? uttara : illa, 10 rupayi kodi, tindi tindu bartini.

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bheema : pakkada beedhiyalli hosadaagi bandiro hudugige love letter kodonandre, avalondige yavaaglu iruva obba addiyagiddaane rama... rama : yaro avanu? a hudugiya annano, tammano, maavano? avana kai kaalu muridu bidona. .. bheema : avarella aagidre ishtottige naane muriyuttidde. adre avanu, avala gandanante rama!

obba huduga ondhu hudugiyannu follow maadthaa idda hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda, nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare" huduga: "paravaagilla bidu, nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare"

maga: "amma, naanu ee examnalli fail aadare suicide maadkoteeni" amma(kopadhinda): "haagenaadaroo maadoke prayatna patre, nin

Kannada Jokes in English maga: appa ee arjiyalli mother tongue barediruvalli enanta tumbali? appa: tumba udda endu bare.

masipaatre haagu cooker naduve nadeda chikka sambashane: masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya? cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare? masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya?

1. maatu belli, sms bangaara. 2. maatu mane kedisitu, sms tale kedisitu. 3. sms nalli hoda mana, call madidru baralla. 4. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network. 5. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana. 6. koti vana kedisitu, sms mana kedisitu. 7. call maduvavanu kuri, sms maduvavanu nari.

papa pandu : swami, nanna hendati kaaneyagiddale. postmaster: idu post-office. Police station nalli complaint kodi. papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla.

appa : kopa control maadodhu kalitiruveya? maga : oho kalitiddene? appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya? maga : toilet clean maadtini..

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appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte? maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu, neenu hallu tikko brushninda..

hanumantu : nanage vipareeta kemmu sir mukunda : haude, ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ellaa sari hogutte.. hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta? mukunda : yaake hogalla. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. nemmadi hogutte. maana hogutte. maryade hogutte. naachige hogutte. ivellaa hogutte annodadre, ninna kemmu hogodilva..

Laugh Aloud Kannada Jokes omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida. gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.

ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu. snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu. ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!

patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?'' adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.

shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake? kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!

rajesh : naanu ninnannu maduve aagalu saadhyave illa rashmi, saadhyavilla. namma maneyavaru maduvege oppuvudilla. rashmi : heli rajesh namma premavannu tadeyuttiruvudu yaru? yaradu? rajesh : nanna patni haagu moovaru makkalu.

manju : namma PWD gumaasta sullu lekka barediddane. baddi maga kammi andaru, 5000 Rs. tindiddane. gopala : ninge hege gottaytu? manju : aa boopa rod roller puncture agittendu lekka barediddane.

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huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya? hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini

Variety Kannada Jokes nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku. Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ? nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!

baravaseya ettara eshtu antha gotta??? 99 varshagala ajji airtel na hosa life time plan samparka padeyuvudu!

prashne: hutta darodekorana maganobba pariksheyalli fail aadaaga kotta uttara enu gotta? uttara: appa avaru nannannu 3 gantegala kaala naanaa vidhavagi prashnisidaru, aadare naanu swalpanoo baaybittilla.

ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru. waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...? narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. .. waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!

maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini... appa : agappa.. olleyadu... maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa.... kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi... uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu. hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!

Ramu : hotel nalli enenide..? waiter : chicken biriyani, chicken masala, chicken tanduri, chicken sukka, chicken fry, chicken boneless, chicken lollypop ramu : any new item..? yavudadaru hosa taraha ideya..? waiter : ide sar. chicken gunya....!!!!

Hilarious Kannada Jokes ondu sundaravaada raatriyalli neevu nimma teddy bear tabbikondaaga adu saundarya... mattu teddy bear nimmannu marali tabbikondaaga adu bayaanaka...!

Conductor: ree swamy, dina paas paas antiddoru, ticket checking bandaaga yaake paas avarige

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torisalilla. summane haage nintiddeeralri. nodi, ibbargoo fine hakidru. passenger : ayyo, paas idre taane torisodu!

nalli riperi maduvava divorcegaagi kautumbika nyayalayakke arji sallisidda. nyayadheesharu vichaarane madi riperiyavannu kelidaru, "yaakappa hendatige divorce kodtaa iddiya?" nalli riperiyava, "ayyo, enu helodu saar, avala kopa yavaaglu over flow agtiratte!"

idi bengalurinalli atyanta dappavaagiruva hudugige enanta karitaare? bruhat bengaluru mahanagara balike!

gulabargaage transferaagidda peddanna angi, baniyannu bichchi mane munde nintidda. idannu nodida pakkadmaneyava, "yaake saar intha sudubisilalli horagade nintiddira?" anta kelida. adakke peddanna, "sikkaapatte sekege maiyella bevaru bittidde. onagisalendu bisilalli nintiddene" anta nage birida.

vanajamma : enu anyaayaa ree idu sarasvatammanore , malleshwaramnalli ivattu 17 saala current hogitturi. sarasvatamma : yaakree anyaayaa vanajamma, 16 sala current vaapassu bantalla. adu nyaaya alvara?

salesman : saar...... nimage i powder bekaa....? Gunda : idu yaarige ? salesman : iligalige sar....! Gunda : beda..... beda.... ivattu powder kotre naale avugalu lipstick kelbahudu..!

Short Kannada Jokes huduga: ninage eshtu marks banthu? hudugi: 99% banthu :-) huduga: abba!! ishtaralli moovaru hudugaru paas aagbittiroru

mantri: prabhu, yuddakke ready aagi antha pakkada rajyadha raja message kalsiddaane. yenu maadodu prabhu? raja: "Message sending failed" antha vaapas kalsu..|

gunda naayibaalana pipenalli haaktaa idhdha... appa: lo huchcha, naayi baala yaavattu nettage aagodhilla kano gunda: adhakke appa, pipena sotta maadtaa idhdhini

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putta : nanna ajja saayuvaaga aasti bittu hoda punda : ninna ajja enu mahaa nanna ajja saayuvaaga lokaane bittuhoda !!!

punda exam hall nalli dance maadta idda. yaake anta teacher kelidru. ? punda : principal helidru ondondu step goo marks irutte anta !!!

gunda : flowergoo lovergoo enu vyatyaasa ? punda : flowergalu baadi hogtave....... lovergalu odihogtave

preeti : yaako nanna jate maatadtilla ? murali : neene helidyalla ? preetiginta sneha shaashvata anta.... adakke ninnannu bittu snehaana love maadtiddini. !!!

Funny Jokes in Kannada ondu devasthaanada aane sattu hoyitu. ellaroo adanna mutti altidru.... yaake ? yaakandre aanena tabbikondu alodikke aagalvallaa adakke !!!

prashne : hudugaru watch annu edagaige mattu hudugiyaru balagaige yaake kattuttaare ? . . . . . uttara : tumbaa sulaba .......... Time nodalu !!!

maga : appa, enoo kelasa maadade dudime maado udyoga yaavudaadroo idre helappa ? appa : nangottilla magane, kelasavanne maadade hana sigoke hege saadhya ? maga : haagallappa, nanage kelasa irabaaradu. bereyavarellaa avaravara kelasa maadikondu hogtaa irabeku. namage hana bartaa irabeku. appa : hagiddare ondu 'nirmala bengalooru shauchaalaya' shuuru maadu !!!

sandarshaka: 20 varsha vayassina neenu 30 varsha anubava endu haakiddeeyalla? abyarthi: over-time maaduttidde. !!!

hudugi: neenu nanna eshtu preetisteeya? huduga: shah jahan tarah :-) hudugi: matte yaavaaga taj mahal kattisteeya? huduga: land thagondidhdhu aaythu, aadare ninna saavige kaaytaa iddeeni

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Amusing Kannda Jokes Gunda rasteyalli obbane nadedukondu hoguttidda. police : enayya raatri 12 gante aaytu eega illeke odadta iddiya? aeroplane hattisabeka? gunda : ayyo beda sir...yaavdaadru ondu auto nillisi hattisibidi saaku.!

Pede : ramanavami prayukta ninne jailina kaidigalu ’sampurna ramayana’ naataka adidaru sir. Jailina adhikari : adakkeneega ? Pede : hanumantana paatra vahisida kaidi sanjivini sasya taralu hodavanu innu bande illa sir!

Judge : neenu court ge baruttirodu idu moorane sala. naachike aagalva ? Kalla : neevu dinaaalu barteeralla sir, nimage naachike aagalva!

Judge : pundana eradu kivigalannu cut madi... Punda : beda naanu kuruda agtini. Judge : moorka kivi cut maadidre kuruda hege aagtiya ? Punda : kannadakavanna nimma kiviyalli haakla ?

Funny Kannda Jokes Gundanna matamata madhyaratriyalli motorcycle odisikondu hoguttidda. ishtu hottinalli ivanigenu kelasa endu anumanagonda police kai addahaki nillisi kelida : ellige hogta idiya? Gundanna : madyapanada bagge upanyasa kelakke hogta idini. Police : upanyaasa maadta iroru yarappa? Gundanna: nanna hendti.

Kudukanannu karetanda polisaru nyayalayada katakateyalli nillisidaru. aatana vichaarane samayakke courtnalli gaddala untagi...nyayadhisaru ''order order'' endaru. alliyavaregu mankubadidavanantidda kuduka takshana echchettukondu '' ondu quarter old monk rum'' enda.

Police : ee raste durastiyallide. vaahanagalanna nidhaanavagi chalisi anta board ittalla enaayitu ? Kooli : board haakidamele yavudu apagaata aglilla. innyaake anta kittaakibitte!

Gunda station munde nintu susu maduttidda. Police : le huduga illi susu maadabaaradu maadidre hidkondu hoguttini. ! Gunda : hidkondu hogi sir summane waste aagi hogtide !

Police ; neenyaavagalu avara maneyalle yaake kallatana maadtiya? Kalla : ellarigu family doctor family lawyer iro haage naanu avara family kalla.

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Doctor Patient Jokes in Kannada Doctor : ee aushadiyannu ondu vaaradolage mugisabeku. Timma : haage aagali doctor ( ondu vaarada namtara ) Doctor : aushadi mugita?? Timma : illa. Doctor : eke?? Timma : adara mele yaavagalu muchchidi endittu, adakke terile illa.!

Doctorge rogi: neevu olleya nurse annu appoint maadiddeera. Aake rogigalannu chennaagi nodikolluttaale. Doctor: haudu, aake nimma kennege baarisiddannu naanu kelisikonde.

Ghajini: doctor, nanage tumbaane marevu idhe… enu kooda gnaapaka irolla Doctor: yaavaaginda ee problem ide nimage? Ghajini: enu problem?

Doctor Santage heliddu: neenu 2 ganteyolage saayuteeya Saayoke munche yaarannaadaroo nodabekaa? Santa : haudu olleya doctor annu

Doctor : nimage maduve agideya ? Gunda : hudugi jote aagide. ! Doctor : elru hudugi jotene maduve aagodu. Gunda : haagenu illavalla. nanna tangige hudugana jote maduve aagide !!!

Hudugi:doctor, nanna charma tumba soft mattu sensitive aagide. malagoke munche naanu enu maadabeku? Doctor: nanaganisutte neenu modalu door lock haakabeku anta.

Kannada Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes Doctor gundanige : ellodru daily swim maadi neevu slim aagtira. Gunda : hello summanirayya saaku timinglagalu daily swim maadalva avu yaake slim aagilla..... !!!

Ee asthipamjarana yaake illi ittiddiri ? doctor annu kelidaru bandavaru. 'aa manushyaane nanna modala giraaki andaru doctor'.

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Gunda nurse helida : 'neenu nanna hrudaya kaddiruve' Adakke nurse helidalu : 'nanu hrudaya kadiyuva modale doctor ninna kidney kaddiddare!

Nurse : nimma hendatiya phone ide. vaidya : enante ? Nurse : nimage avarondu muttu kodbekante ! Vaidya : sari, naneega busy iddene. aa muttannu neene tagondu nantara nanage kotbidu !!!

Rogi : sir, ee novu kammi aagutilla. en maadodu... ? Doctor : ee maatre ivattu ratri tagolli. akasmat belagge eddare innondu matre tagolli. novu barolla.!

Kannada Doctor Patient Jokes Ramu : jeevanadalli neenu enu aagabekendu aase pattiddiya? Somu : nanna tandeyante doctor aagabekendu aasepattiddini. Ramu : haagadare nimma tande doctoraa? Somu : illa, avaru doctor aagabekendu asepattiddaru.

Doctor: kudita arogyakke haanikara. ee vishayavaagi nimmalli matanaduvudide. Pudhari: ok, ee dina sanje barnalli meet maadona.

Doctor : neevu hospitalge seri 3 dina aayitu? sudhaarisikondra? eega hegannistha ide? Rogi : illa sir. aadare ondu thumba kashta agthayide doctor.. doctor : enadu kashta? Rogi : aaspatre nurse annu sister annodu, balu kashta ..

Rogi : operation theater nalli hoovina haara yaakide? Doctor : idu nanna modala operation. success aadre nanage, fail aadre ninage!

Kannada Doctor Patient Jokes Doctor: onde sala naalku hallu hege hoythu? Gunda: nanna hendti maadidha chakli thindhu. Doctor: beda annabekittu alwa? Gunda: ayyo! thindhidhakke ondu hoythu... beda andhidhakke 3 hoythu.

Doctor: nimma kiviyalli 'halli', hoguvavarege enu maaduttiddiri ? Rogi: sir modalu kivi olage solle hoytu, adannu hidiyoke 'halli' hoytu, adakke naanu halli aa

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solleyannu hidkondu barutte anta summanidde. !

Teevra hotte novu anubavisuttidda mahileyobbalu gandana jote doctor hattira baruttaale. Doctor annu keluththaale, "doctor, dayavittu nanna gandanannu olagade kareeri." Doctor, "hotte novirodu nimage, ganda yaake?" "horagade nurse obbale iddaale, adakke!"

Omme gunda arogya sari illada kaarana doctor balige hoguttane, Doctor: ninna anarogyakke kaarana kidney fail aagiruvude.! Gunda: enmatadta iddira sir... nanna kidney yaavattu schoolige hogilla adeng fail aaguttade.

Funny Kannda Joke Amma: enu maadtaa iddiya gunda? Gunda: patra baritaa iddini amma Amma: yaarigo? Gunda: nanage amma Amma: enu baritaa iddiyo? Gunda: adu hege helli amma, patra naale bandu seridaaga gottaagutte alva

Kannada Joke Patrakarta: nimma hosa chitradha bagge janara abhipraaya hegide? Nirmaapaka: kelavarige ishtavaagidhe, kelavarige aagilla Patrakarta: haagandare? Nirmaapaka: namage ishtavaayitu, prakshakarige ishtavaagilla

Rama Shyama Kannada Joke Rama pakkadamane shyaamanige: shyama, mane khaali maadtaa iddeerante? Shyama: haudu kano rama Rama: naanu bahala dinadinda khaali maadabeku antidde. Shyama: matte yaavaaga khaali maaduttee rama Rama: neenu maadtaa iddiyalla, inyaake naanu khaali maadodu bidu

Kannada Jokes Prashne: santa yaake exam annu baagila bali kulitu bareyuttidda? Uttara: yaakendare adhu entrance exam aagittu.

Boss: namage obba javaabdaariyuta naukara bekaakide Gunda: haagaadare naane adakke sariyaadavanu sir. nanna hindina kelasadalli, ellaa tappugaligoo naane javaabdaari ennuttiddaru

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Boss ondu hakkiya kaalugalannu torisuttaa: ee hakkiya hesarannu helu? Gunda: nanage gottilla sir Boss: neenu rejected, sorry. ninna hesarenu? Gunda: nanna kaalugalannu nodi tilkoli

Police thanna maganige: exam nalli yaako ishtu kadime marks tagonde? Maga: appa, ee 100 rupaayi tagondu vishayanaa maretubidi

Hendati: ree, nimma taleyalli bari gobbaraane tumbide Ganda: matyaake adanna tinteeya, bitbidu

Obba hengasu door bell repair maadalu santa nannu kareyuttaale. 4 dinagala nantara, Hengasu: 4 dinagalaadaroo neevu yaake repair maadalu baralilla? Santa: naanu daily baruttidde, aadare bell ottidare yaaroo aache baralilla. adakke haage horatuhode

Customer: neevu yaake prati shukravaara nimma hotelge raja kodteeraa? Hotelinava: yaakendare, avattu ondu dina maatra ellaa paatregalannu toleetivi

Customer: tea kodappa Hotelinava: special bekaa athavaa ordinary bekaa sir? Customer: eradakkoo enappa vyathyaasa? Hotelinava: glass toledu kotare special, haage kotare ordinary sir

Kannada Funny Jokes Obba huduga dance nodalu hoda. hindurugi bandaaga Amma: alli hogi nodabaaradanna enaadaroo nodideyaa? Huduga: haudu amma, daddy na nodide

Current hoda mele santa avana hendatige: "le, fan svalpa haaku?" Avana hendati: ayyo nim buddige ondishtu, fan haakidre candle off aagodilvenri

Ganda hendati daari hogtaa irtaare. aaga avara edurige ondu katte banditu. Hendati: nimma nentaru kanri. namaskaara heli. Ganda: namaskaara maava

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Jailinalli idda santa jailor ge: chikka vayassinalli nammappana maatu keliddare, ivattu nanage ee gati bartiralilla. Jailor: enu helidaru nimmappa? Santa: arey nanage enu gottu, heliddanalla, avaru heliddu naanu kelalilla anta

Kannada Teacher Student Jokes Teacher: gunda, ee saaraayi bottle nalli hulu haakidaaga enaayitu? Gunda: adhu sattu hoyitu sir Teacher: idharinda ninage enu arthavaayitu? Gunda: naavu saaraayi kudidare namma hotteyalliruva hulu sattu hogutte alva sir

Teacher gundanige: gunda, ee vaakyavannu kannadakke translate maadu "I went to Mysore" adhakke gunda "teacher mysore ge hodaru" anda

Teacher: bhoomi mele neeru illdidre enaaguttittu? Gunda: namma appana business full loss aagtittu Teacher: adu hege? Gunda: avarige haalalli mix maadoke neere sigutiralilla

Ondu hudugi class ge late aagi bandalu Teacher: yaake late? Hudugi: sir, obba nanna hindeye baruttidda Teacher: aadare adakke neeneke late aagi bande? Hudugi: sir, avanu tumba slow aagi nadeyuttidda

Teacher: "Raamanu maradinda biddanu". idu yaava kaala? Gunda: "Raamanige ketta kaala sir"

Teacher: satya harishchandrana kateyinda tilidu baruvudhu enu? Gunda: kashta bandaaga, hendati makkalanna maarabahudu

Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu? Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher

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Kannada Santa Banta Jokes Santa: ninnannu yaake army inda dismiss maadidaru? Banta: naanu 10 janarannu shoot maadide adakke. Santa: adakke ninage medal kodbeku alva. Banta: aadare naanu suttiddu namma kadeyavaranne

Santa: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidaru? Banta: jebininda 500 rupaayi tegedu kharchu maadide Santa: ayyo, idu anyaaya alva? Banta: illa, adu bereyavara jebaagittu

Santa Banta Jokes in Kannada Santa: eno maadtaa iddiyaa? Banta: nanna maguvina voice record maadtaa iddini Santa: yaake? Banta: avanu doddavanaada mele idara artha enu anta keloke.

Santa: kota note casenalli neenu hege sikki haakikonde? Banta: ellaa sariyaagi maadde, aadare konege gandhi photo badalige namma appana photo haakibitte kano

Santa: neenu nanna moorane hendati haage iddiya. Hudugi: ninage eshtu jana hendatiyaru? Santa: ibbaru

Santa: ishtu kadime marksaa? kapaalakke eradu bidabeku Santana maga: haudu appa. banni naanu aa teacher mane kooda patte hachchiddeeni

Santa avana kelasadaalige: hogi gidagalige neeru haaku. Kelasadava: aadare sir, aagale male beeltaa ideyalla Santa: paravagilla, chatri tagondu hogu

Santa: naanu sattare, neenu eradane maduve aagteeyaa? Hendati: illa, nanna thangi jote irteeni. neevenu maadteera? Santa: illa, naanu saha ninna thangi jotene irteeni

Santana maga phone nalli: ivattu nanna maga school ge barodilla. Teacher: neevu yaaru maatanaadodu Santana maga: nammappa maataadtaa irodu

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Santa doctor hatra "doctor, body nalli elli beralittaroo noyutte" Doctor eneno tests ellaa maadisida nantara tiliyitu, beralu fracture aagittu anta

Santa: ninne raatri obba kalla nanna hatra ellavannoo dochikondubitta Banta: aadare nin hatra gun ittalla? Santa: adanna naanu bachchittu bitte, illaa andre adu kooda avara paalaaguttittu

Santa: lo banta, chatriyalli thootaagide nodo. hosa chatri tagondu hogu. Banta: arey irli bido, male nintu hodre nanage hege gottaagutte helu

Boss: santa, ee office nalli ninage kodalu yaava kelsavoo illa. i am sorry, neenu bere kade try maadu Santa: sir, dayavittu nanna appoint maadkolli. kelsa kodi anta naanu yaavattu kelodilla

Banta tanna maganige: yaarigu hedarabeda, neenu simhada mari kano. Maga: haudu appa, teacher kooda nanage heltaa irtaare, neenu yaavudo praanigala vamshadavane anta

Gunda Punda Funny Kannada Jokes Gunda: le punda "i am going" andre eno? Punda: naanu hoguttene Gunda: ellige hogteeyo, beligge inda ellaaroo prashne kelida takshana heege hoguttaa iddaare

Gunda: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidru? Punda: jebininda 100 rupayi tegedu karchu maadide kano Gunda: ayyo devare, adakke arresttaa? Punda: adhu bereyavara jebu kano

Gunda: naanu ivattu nidde maadolla kano punda. Punda: yaako? Gunda: nenne naanu nanna vairi jote jagala maadide kano Punda: adakku idakku eno sambandha? Gunda: ivattu kanasinalli avanu avara kadeyavarana karbondu barbodu alva

Gunda: ellaa note nalli gandhiji yaake naguthaa irtaare Punda: attare note nendu hogutte alveno

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Gunda mattu punda kaadinalli hoguttiddaru edurige ondu huli banditu Gunda huli kanni mannu erachi odalu start maadida. aadare punda alle nintidda Gunda helida "le punda, bega odu" Punda: naanu yaake odali, mannu erachiddu neenu alva

appa: lo gunda, exam yaake bareelilla? gunda: paper tumbaa tough ittu appa appa: aadare, neenu exam bareele ilvalla. tough anta hege gottaaytu? gunda: paper 2 dina munchene leak aagittu appa Gunda: paper tumbaa tough ittu appa Appa: aadare, neenu exam bareele ilvalla. tough anta hege gottaaytu? Gunda: paper 2 dina munchene leak aagittu appa

Gunda: ooralli neenu enu maadtaa irteeya? Punda: namma appanige help maadtaa irteeni Gunda: nimmappa enu maadtaa irtaare? Punda: enoo kelsa irolla, sumne irtaare

Gunda: train nalli nanage malagalu aagale illa? Punda: yaako? Gunda: yaakendare, nanage upper berth sikkitu kano Punda: aadare neenu yaake adannu badalaayisikollalilla? Gunda: alli badalaayisikollodakke yaaru iralilla kano

Kannada SMS Joke Gunda angadiyavanige: nanna girlfriend ge ondu beku. models torsi. Angadiyava: nimage yaava model beku sir? Gunda: hudugeera model kodi. Angadiyava: andare? Gunda: bari missed call maatra hoguva phone

Silly Kannada Joke Solle mattu iruve preetisi maaduveyadavu. modala raatri solle horagade kulitittu.

Solleya friends : horagade yaake kulitiddiyo ? solle : avalajji good night haakkondu malagavle.

Huduga Hudugi Kannada Jokes Huduga : chooraada hrudayadinda preetisale athavaa hrudaya chooraaguvavaregu preetisale? Hudugi : hariyada chappali inda hodeyale athavaa chappali hariyuvavaregu hodeyale?

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Hudugi : lo, yaako nanna hinde biddiddiya ? naanu tumba olle hudugi. nimma tande taayi olle buddi kalisilva? Huduga : avare heliddu olleyavaranna follow maadu anta!

huduga: aa hudugi nanna kade nodi naguttiddaale. hudugi: adu maamooline bidu. naanu kooda ninna modalu nodidaaga, mooru dinagala kaala naguvudannu nillisale illa

Duradinda Noduvaaga Avalige Praya Kammi,

wa wa wa

Duradinda Noduvaaga Avalige Praya Kammi,

Hatthira Hogi Nodidre Avlu 3 Makkala MUMMY...!

Santoor.! Santoor.!

New style of proposing a girl, Boy:ninu yes andre prema charithra illandandre raktha charithra part 2.

y this sollemari sollemari sollemari d room fullu solle solle solle colouru blackuuuu solle comes in 9tu 9tu not givving sleepu y dis solemari solemari solemari d small size solle come solle bite strongu eyes ful tear tear

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pain matra joru y this sollemari sollemari sollemari di........(kanasu)

Hudugiru vamit madidre avara maneyavaru yaru aa huduga? anta keltare But huduga vamit madidre yeno boli magane kudakondu bandidya? anta keltare yen janari

B T S ಬಸ್ � ನಲ್ಲಿ� ಸಿಟು,

ಬೆಂ�ಗಳೂರನಲ್ಲಿ� ಸೈ�ಟು,

ಒಳ್ಳೆ� ಹುಡುಗಿರ ಹಾ�ಟು�,

ಸಿಗಬೆಂಕಂ�ದರೆ ಪುಣ್ಯ�ಮಾ�ಡಿರಬೆಂಕಂ

ಯಾ�ಕಂ�ದರೆ?

"ಹಾ�ರೆ# ಹುಕ್ಕಿ%ಗೆ ಅಲಂ�ಕಾ�ರಾ� ಪ್ರೀ,-ತ್ಸೋ#/- ಹುಡುಗಿರಿಗೆ ದರ�ಕಾ�ರಾ�"

ಸ್�ವಿನ ಆಚೆಗ# ಸ್�ವಿರ ಬದಕ್ಕಿರಬಹುದ ನನಗೆ ತಿಳಿದಿಲಂ�..... ಆದರೆ ಬದಕ್ಕಿನ ಒಳಗೆ ಇರವುದ ಒ�ದೇ- ಸ್�ವು ಎಂ�ಬದ ಮಾ�ತ್ರ, ನನಗೆ ತಿಳಿದಿದೇ .

Teacher: sorry gunda niina classnalli bahala baydu bitte

gunda:paravagilla bidi teacher neeve helidralla naayi bogalidre devaloka haalagolla antha

pooja : ನಾ�ನ ಸ್�ಯ್ತೀ?-ನಿ... ಗ anesh : ತ್ರಗೆ#- ಕಾ��ಡುಬರಿ- ಡೈ�ರಿ ಮಿಲ್ಕ್% � ! pooja : ಕಾ��ಡುಬರಿ- ಡೈ�ರಿ ಮಿಲ್ಕ್% � ಯಾ�ಕೆ ? ಗ anesh : ಯಾ�ವುದೇ- ಒ�ದ ಶುಭ ಕಾ�ರ್ಯ�ಕೆ% ಮೊದ� ಬಾ�ಯ್ತೀ ಸಿಹಿ ಮಾ�ಡುಬೆಂ-ಕಂ ಅದಕೆ%...!!!! pooja : ಆ�...??!!!!

YouraDOGBhejaraytha?plz bhejaragbeda. DOG meansD-Dearest

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O-OF allG-Gud FriendsNow u r smiling?U Naughty DOG. Yelli ondu sala bogalu nodona…!!

Le..!zapperGoobalDingriDabbaTottiGugguPekraGoosluKuyyaWaste Nan magne…..``Heege Yarannu Bybeda maga, Avarige bejaragutte. Nimma Hithaisi.

Neev ishta pattavarannukannalli itkobedi.Yakendreavaru kanneerinajote jari hogtare.Hrudayadalli itkolli.Hrudayadaprati baditakku nenapagtare.

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytuWife-bekku hege satthoytu?Sar-belige bekkige snana madisde.Wife-snana madisdre sattoguta?Sar-illa, bega dry agli anta HINDIBITTE.

Gunda: Wiskygu vishakku yen vyatyasa?Punda:wisky kudidreneenu ellara sutta dance madteeya....Visha kudidre ellaru ninna sutta dance madtaare.

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Sweet thagoluvaga ruchi nodoke kodthare. Car thagoluvage test drivege kodthare. Aadre, maduve aguvage maathra yaake mosa maadthaare?

Jago Grahak Jago...

Manasu bayasidre "inbox" nodi.

Manasinalli sittidre "delete" maadi.

Manasige hattira adre "sms" maadi.

Nimma manasge yenu beda andre mobile neerige haaki.

Boy: naanu ninage watch tandidini tago.Girlfriend: neevu nimma kayyare haaki.Boy: neevu e tara heltiyaa anta modale gottidre CHADDI tartidde.

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodtaidiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiruilva?BOY: irodakke nodtiroduGIRL: yake?BOY: nan tangige attige bekanteadke!