http://www.carsodd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/7-strange-Hood-Ornaments.jpg

Aggressive, crude, making every effort to avoid political correctness, this license plate holder has it all.

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/380787912/clcc_bad_taste_police_license_plate_frame.jpg?color=NA&height=460&width=460

Classy

It so comforting to know that the VW bug that you are stuck behind is both a dog lover and an optimist. Now you feel totally “pawsitive” about going ten under the speed limit.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5059158814753404&pid=15.1

The Rainbow Vomited

Like my dear old Dad always says, the problem with people these days is that they feel the need to express their every thought. Yikes, keep that passion to yourself.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4586489124160010&pid=15.1

Then Please Get off the Road

We’ve all seen it; the car covered in a zillion pro-this, anti-that stickers. Hint: it’s usually not a Ford F150 plastered in political messages.

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu174/happyhospitalist/5dd4269e-1.jpg

Peace…& Road Rage

Here in Utah, there is serious shortage of sticker kids. Please send help! But seriously, my single life is no comparison to your diaper-changing marathon.

http://www.gorestruly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/decals.jpg

We’re Like Rabbits

The Prius isn’t the only ridiculous offender when it comes to vehicle decorations. This Ford F150 seriously needs a jock strap.

http://www.f150forum.com/members/f250guy-27510/albums/1999-f250/11676-big-balls-big-pipes/

He Hangs Low?

No man can resist a lady (or car?) who bats her eyelashes. Kudos, it takes a lot of work to make a Beamer look so stupid.

http://www.careyelashes.co.za/wpimages/Eyelashes%20For%20Cars%20BMW.jpg

Ladies Do It Too

They like to feel the wind in their hair. Don’t worry, they’re also just watching you to make sure you don’t get too close.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7otcm9Idu1ruroo3o1_500.jpg

Trolling

From Ford F150 to Toyota Prius and every model in between, there are some annoying, dumb, and downright offensive car decorations out there.

http://img3.etsystatic.com/003/0/6661089/il_570xN.377578071_4ehq.jpg

Leave the Crazy At Home

Brought to You By: Henry Day Ford