I've been bitten by the bug and I am coming down with ohSomething that can't be curedThere aint a doctor in this town who is more qualified than youYeah to be so adored

So tell me what do you prescribe for these symptomsA heart beating faster and work is a disasterI'm lovesick when you're not aroundCheck me overWhen strong hands and healingI'm dancing on the ceiling

Fever sure has got me goodWhat you do when fever takes holdI can't help but need this drugDon't you feel the fever like I doFeel the fever

I am ready for the news so tell me straightHey doctor just what do you diagnoseThere aint a surgeon like you any place in all the worldSo now, shall I remove my clothes

So tell me what do you advise for these symptomsA heart beating faster and work is a disasterI'm lovesick when you're not aroundCheck me overWhen strong hands and healingI'm dancing on the ceiling