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LAUGHTER IS THE WORLD’S

BEST MEDICINE

LIFE’S JOURNEY THROUGH THE ABSURD

Told With Sophistication and Wise-Ass Humor

Amazon.com 5 Star ReviewsWARNING: “This Book Causes

Smiles, Chuckles, and Outbursts of Laughter”

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David's stories are engaging,

entertaining, and full of both true

and embellished historical facts.DavidSahud.com

Growing up during the depression

as a Jewish boy with an

Arabic-sounding name…DavidSahud.com

…in what he describes as a dysfunctional

family environment, gave him a ton of

fodder for his stories.

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Retired folks will definitely be able to

relate to many of the stories, and their

children will enjoy reading them, so they

can try to understand their parents

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Business people will be inspired by

David's innate ability to turn even the

most dire circumstance into a win-win.DavidSahud.com

EVERYONE will find David's

stories not only enjoyable…

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BUT also will see parts of their own

lives that parallel the times of his life…

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…Cleverly depicted in humorous,

engaging, and partially

auto-biographical tales.

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STORIES LIKE…

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BACK TO THE FUTURE

“NO I Haven’t Changed a BitIn FIFTY Years!” DavidSahud.com

HOUSE OF SAHUD

“You are Mr. David Sowd? Mr. Sowd, where are

you going on this trip?” As I was led through a Door Marked “AIRPORT SECURITY”

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IN NAME ONLY

“I can’t figure out your

name. Are you Arabic or

Moslem?” I said, “Why

are you sitting there with

a sharp scalpel in your

hand and questioning my

heritage?” DavidSahud.com

FROM CRANIAL TOANAL RETENTION

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GUT FEEL

I never had much luck

with people who

called themselves

“Financial Advisors”.

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BOLD ENDEAVORS

“This Began My Career as a

Collector’s Item…

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HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY

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HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE

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JUST BITCHING & MOANING

“The shortest

distance between

two points is a

straight line”

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LORD OF THE ZINGS

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EAT YOUR HEART OUTDONALD TRUMP

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IT’S IN THE AIR

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MESSIAH OR MARSHMALLOW?My feelings lean more towards forgiveness

than revenge. Does that make me a softie,

or simply “too good to be true”?

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MIND BOGGLINGI had the first television

set in my family and group

of friends. It came with an

instruction book in

hieroglyphics and

intimidated everyone

because the principle

could never work!DavidSahud.com

MOUTH SANS BRAIN

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MOVE OVER ROBIN COOK

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RESTAURANT ROWS“History Books Will NEVER Record The

Saber-Rattling When A Well-Meaning Retiree

Utters The Inflammatory Phrase:

“Let’s Get Together For Dinner”

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AND MANY MORE…

A LABOR OF LOVEActually, the word “labor” is the wrong word because it denotes something

painful – like childbirth! This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE

labor of love. This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE labor of love.

My name is Julie Weishaar, and I am one of two very lucky ladies who had the

most wonderful father, David Sahud – the author of “From Self-Proclaimed

Nerd, to Accomplished Executive, to Befuddled Snowbird"

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Dad (“daddy” to me and my sister, Carole-Beth) wrote extremely

entertaining stories over the years and was always encouraged to get

them published because they were so enjoyed by those who read them.

A LABOR OF LOVEI did get one of his stories published in an offline magazine many years

ago (Keeping up with Technology) but as life always got in the way, he

never did get around to publishing his stories.

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After he passed away on August 25, 2012, I spearheaded this project with our

families joyful consent that this would be a wonderful tribute to a wonderful

man, while bringing entertaining and engaging stories to the masses so that his

talent would not be wasted in a file folder where his stories lived.

This book brings to life what is essentially an auto-biographical account of my

dad’s life – mixed with tons of hyperbole as part of his creative genius.

LOVE AND MEMORIES

Thank You Daddy!

I MISS YOU!

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