leighann lord's fresh off the synapse april 21-25, 2014
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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do. Hire Leighann to perform, host, or speak at your next event! @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.comTRANSCRIPT
April 21-25, 2014
Kraft recalls packages of Oscar Mayer Classic Wieners because they may instead
be Cheese Dogs. It's irritating when
you don't get the right wiener.
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A 16-yr-old boy stowed away in the wheel well of a flight from California to Hawaii.
And probably enjoyed the same level of service.
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Not paying taxes does not exclude IRS employees from receiving
performance rewards. Nice to know, but I wouldn't
bring it up at the audit.
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A Pennsylvania woman, an ICU patient,
was accused of selling heroin from her hospital bed. How else is she going
to be able to pay the bill?
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Brazil’s Congress passed a bill guaranteeing Internet privacy.
American Kid: Mommy, what’s privacy? Mom: Shh! They’ll hear you!
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US troops have landed in Poland for exercises.
Um... Zumba? How do you say Pilates in Russian?
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I watched The Men Who Built America
on the History Channel and didn’t see one slave.
Not. One.
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When I found out I was 33% European I immediately invaded
my neighbor's house.
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A zonkey – a cross between a zebra and a donkey –
was born at a zoo in Mexico. Sounds like a
George Jefferson put down.
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