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VOL. XVII,

VANCOUVER, B. C., TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1934

No. 10

Seniors Find "Tradition" Costly

1Defeat Plans For Academic Dress

"GOOD" GOWNS "TOO GOOD"; STUDENTS REBEL ATHIGH PRICE

Oxford Group (Students To Hear Business Men

Discussed By

In Series Of Vocational Talks

QuaintonLECTURES COMMENCE WEDNESDAY, ARRANGED B Y

ALUMNAE

FIRST LECTURE BY HAROLD BROWN OF U .S.S . CO.

Jobs for Artsmen are looming in the near future, and the

Alumni Committee on Vocational Talks is busy with anothe r

series of talks bringing first-hand information on important

fields of the bread-winner .

The lectures will be delivered on Wednesday noon hours

by outstanding business and professional men. The first speaker

will be Major Harold Brown, manager of the Union Steam -

ship Co., who will address a meeting to be held in Arts 100 a t12:15 tomorrow. Dean Buchanan will preside as chairman ofthe meeting .

"Gowns have eiways been consid-ered an essential part of universitytradition and I am confident tha tthey will find a place eventually i nthe traditions of our own University .At least the question has been ser-iously considered, which fact is in it -self a great step towards the ultimat eadoption of the gown as senior acade-mic dress ." Those were the views o fHarold Johnson on this vital problem .

With reference tc the senior class' srefusal to wear gowns that a vast ma-jority had voted for Margaret Powlet twaxed eloquent and said of their ac-tion, "It's backber.elessness! "

Continuous ChangeBergsons Philosophy

Find PhilosophersOn Tuesday night the Philosophy

Club examined the mysteries and in-tricacies of the Philosophy of Berg -son, on which subject Miss Beula hJame react a most interesting paper .

Bergson's philosophy is that of thenew generation and is linked closel ywith modern discoveries in s cienceand especially in the field of biology .Indeed, "Bergson will rank with th egreat philosophers who have enrichedmankind with a new concept andmade possible philosophical advance "His great work is "Creative Evolu-tion . "

Continuous change, or rather dura-tion, is the foundation of Bergson'sphilosophy . In fact, the gist of histeaching can be found in the celebrat-ed Iferaclitan dectrine, "Reality i sflux, change . All things flow, and onecannot step twice into the same river, "

Personality Growing

Our very character is the condensa-tion of the history we have lived fromour birth. Our personality, which i sbeing built each instant with its ac -cumulated experience, changes with -out ceasing . For a conscious being toexist is to change, to change is to ma-ture, to mature is to go on creating

Bergson's philosophy represents th eorganized world as a whole . But thi sharmony exis ts more in principlethan in fact—animals and plants cor-respond to two divergent tendenciesin life, marked by consciousness an dunconsciousness), and the vs hole evol-ution of the min tl kingdom has tok-en two divergent lines : one leadingto instinct, and the other to intelli-gence .

The speaker emphasized the fac t

DIRECTOR

S.C.M. SecretarySpeaks Sunday"Prepare yourself for social action" ,

advised Rev, Beverly Oaten in an

address delive;td Sunday to mem-bers of the Cosmopolitan Club. "As

students of a university you mus t

become actively interested in affair sof today; you must gain a complet eknowledge of this economic crisi sand so assist in the changes whic hmust take place in our social system .

Mr. Oaten stated that clubs simila rto the Cosmopolitan are pursuingvery worthy objectives but addedthat in order to become valuable t otheir members and to their surround-ings it is necessary that they foste ran interest in the economic destin yof all countries .

American students, according t othe speaker, are much more ad-vanced in this line of thinking tha nare Canadians . They not only take amuch keener interest in economicsboth in and out of the classroom, bu tare also taking an active part in cer-tain types of eocial reform . Theyhave shown a great deal of sympath yfor strikers and have even assiste dthem, and in so doing have gaine da new and rather bitter understand-ing of modern I cliticelgmethods• Stu -dents of American Universities ateor ganizing Upton Sinclair' campaign .They write arlic .e i and interview cel-ebrities on his behalf .

In closing Mr . Oaten urged his lis-teners tc put Inside indif ference 'wto be ready to assist in changing oureconomic sy'ste : vhich, at the presen tmoment, is already crumbling int odust .

Early Church Musi cSubject S.C.M. Talk

Early Christian Church music wa sthe subject of t. n address delivere dbefore the S .0 M . by Mr. BurtonKurth on Thurec.ay noon .

"During the first three hundredyears of the Christian era, mush'was spontaneous . Pliny says tha tChristians sang on the mountain slope sat sunrise . It was used to expressthe sentiments and moods of the be-lievers . "

In the following three hundredyears, church music was •listinguishe dby its complexity and formality • -Gregorian music appeared and school sfor priests sprang up ,

The Protestant world created a ne wbody of sacred music, and in moderntimes this has been assimilated wit ha revival of the older forms affectin gthe whole art of composition .

Mrs. Kurth sang three of the ol dplain songs by way of illustrating theolder types of church music ,

that Bergson hail contributed a lo ttowards deliiceiug us from "th ebonds of mechanism and the thral-dom of fatalistic necessity . . . Manis not facing hie destiny, he face sopportunity . "

PERTINENT NOTIC EArts '36 class elections schedule d

for Tuesday noon have been post-poned to Thursday noon in Arts 100 ,according to James Ferris, retiringpresident of the class . Nominationsfor all offices will be from the floorof the house .POUND—Lady's Waterman Fountai nPen. Owner apply to Lost and Found .

NOTIC EThe fiat of the Vocationa l

cu id .ut,e lectures will hetit en i't Arts 100 :it noon to -morrow . Herold Breton . Gen-eral Manager of the Unio nSteamships

Company,

wil lspeak on "Seeking n Vocation ."

VISITS U. B. C.

"Although I had repeated the gen-eral confession ene thousand times Inever really fell the personal andethical challenge of Christ until I be -came a member of the Oxford Group "stated Dean C . S . Quainton, as hespoke to a group of students abou tthe "Iivest thing in Christendom

."

Phrased in modern and colloquia llanguage and colored by the sense o fhumor for which the speaker is fam-ous, the challenge of the Oxfor dGroup was forcefully brought hom eto the audience .

A Revival of Revival sDean Quainton explained that th e

Oxford Movement shared the charac-teristics of similar revivals since it isnot liked by orthodox people . ""It isa converting and integrating force . I toriginated in the heart and brain o fone man, Dr. Buchman .

I think that Dr. Buchman is one ofthe greatest mcn of our times. It wasa hard pill for a died-in-the-woolAnglican like myself to swallow t odiscover that the originator of thisgreat movement it a Lutheran min-ister, of German origin, who wasbrought up in the United States.

"Oxford and Cambridge

According to the speaker the firs thouse party was held at Cambridgenot Oxford. "I get tired of hearingso much about Oxford," said the Dea n

IN WAR

in a jocular tone. "Oxford producesmovements but Cambridge produce s

Saar, Danube, Far East, Disarmament men," and added as an afterthought ,Discussed In Institute Lecture

"We are facing a crisis today whichshakes the world to its foundations .We look forth on the world wit hmingled hope and despair—hope fo rwhat man could do and despair a twhat man is doing ." Thus spok eProfessor F. H. Soward before th eVancouver Institute on Saturday eve-ning. During the course of hilt 'c-ture on "The Om leek in leternatIona lAffairs," Profuse, ' Seward discusse dthe effects of the World War on th emodern world, the economic condi-tions contribatin ; to the present :sit-

uation tied : nalyse I the prob-lems and attitud e s of indit'idu,tl cou•t-tries and their relationships to theworld crisis .

"In a survey cf world affairs today ,we must consider the effects of th eGreat War ." stated Professor Sowar din opening his address . Out of thewar rose Soviet Russia . As a resul tof the war the East no longer look sto the West for guidance and is pre -pared to act in defiance of it . Fro mthe war has teen left the idea o fforce and violence: as a means of ac-complishing rl so res and this heritag ehas manifested itself in the murde rof two kings, two presidents, thre epremiers and three cabinet ministersin the last few years . As a visibl eresult of the wen' is the much divide dmap of modern Europe while thepresent depression which has exer-cised a great ii .fluence on interna-tional affairs Iles many of its root sin the hectic years of 1914-18 ,

"dust five ye or s ago tonight broker' swere watching the boards with alar mas the bottom fell out of the Ne wYork Stock Market, " said the speak-er in discussing the depression . Hewent on to state that the depressio nperiod may be divided into threephases . The first period was char -acterized by an optimistic hoping that countries, long storm centres, unitedthe depression was purely cyclical last February with the exception o fand would not last . It was begun by Bulgaria in signing the Balkan Pact .the stock market crash and ended The Austrian situation remains crit-with Britain's leaving the Gold Stan-' ical . Since the murder of Chancello rsleet! . The second phase was marked Dollfuss, Mussolini has openly dem-by the spasmodic attemp ts of groups onstrated his is :olv, to keep Austriaindividuelly to Ind the depression in independent Sf. Germany. Howeversuch moves es the Ottawa Confer-'

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SCENE .FROM WIZARD OF OZ

neg.HAROLD BROW N

Manager of the Manx Electric Rail -way, employee of the Grand Trun kPacific, private with the Royal en-gineers . a major by the end of thewar, past proiicicnt of the Board o fTrade and present General Manage rof the Union Steamships . such is th ehistory of Harold Brown, who wil lgive the first vocational guidance lec-ture of this season on Wednesdaynoon .

Wizard of Oz

Visits U.B.C.

PUZZLING POSTERS EXPLAINED

The Wizard of Oz—a marionette op-eretta, featuring the Seattle CornishPuppeteers—will be presented by th ePlayers' Club in the Un,versity The-atre on Nov . 2. Two performartce swill be given: the mat :nec at 2 :30 ,and the evening show at 8 :30 .

The puppet company have workedtogether for four years to co-ordinat etheir performance . The manipulatorsof the little, make-believe people ar eunder the direction of Ellen Van Vol-kenburg, one of the leading expon-ents of this theatrical art .

Although originally designed as achildren's show, the Wizard of O zsoon attracted adult spectators, Thefascination of little Dorothy's adven-tures in the mysterious land of O zholds the attention of young and ol dalike—particularly so, when those ad -ventures are portrayed by a mediu mso effective that the spectator appar-ently sees the story-book illustrationscome to life .

Presented in twelve colorful scenes ,with fourteen specially compose dsongs, the W :erd of Oz takes on theproportions of a stage extravaganz ain miniature . The University stagewill be masked down to about twelv etwelve by fourteen feet, in which, o na suitably constructed stage, the pup -pets will present their operetta .

A special compact switch-board wil lcontrol the elaLorate array of tin yfootlights, hm'dcrlights, and others .Overhead, from platforms, the nineoperators will manipulate the hun-dreds of fine threads which keep th emarionettes ie emotion . The amusingantics of the Scarecrow, the Ti nWoodman, the Cowardly Lion, and al lthe other famous characters will b egoverned by Inc hands of the player sabove the stage .

Tickets for Both performances o fthe 1V .zard of O . will he on sale fo rstudents at a !rice of 45c, on Thurs-rle• and Fridge at the Quad Box of -

d fire . Outsider, tickets are 50c fo reither performance ; while schoo ltickets ; .re 25c . The lotto' tickets arein the hands of the members of th ePlayers' Club 'tow, and may be ob-tained t :otrt them . or at the door,

Co-eds Planning

Stag Functions

It occurred to somebody that th e

time has come when co-eds mightfinance a little of their own enter-tainment . "Stag" affairs at U .B .C .are not as general or as well patron-ized as similar functions in the Uni-ted States, though many people fee lthat they would be successful onc ethe custom had been established. Inline with this idea the W .U .S . is tohold its third annual tea-dance o nSaturday of Homecoming week-end .Kappa Alpha Theta is also planninga tea-dance after the Alberta game o nMonday . No man may buy more thanone ticket to c,ther of these functions .W.U.S . prices have not yet been quo-ted, but m'ember•, of the aforemen-tioned fraternity have been persua-ded to admit that they are willing t osell tickets for a small consideration(thirty-five cents) .

COMING EVENTS

Tues. noon, Arts 100; Mr.Scott of Van. Art School tospeak on "The Bible Story inFresco and Painting" or "EarlyChristian Architecture. "

Tues ., 8 p.m.—Nurses Hallow -e'en Party.

Tues., 12:25 p .m .—Ap. Sc. 102 ;Dean Brock on "Choosing anOccupation.

" Tues., 12 :15 p .m.—Council vs .Pub . Basketball—Gym .

Wed . noon—Arts 100 : HaroldBrown to speak on "Choosingan Occupation . "

Wed . at 8 :15 p .m .—W. P. Wes -ton, Art Director Prov . Nor -

I note to speak at 911 NicolaStreet on "Changing Ideas andIdeals. "

Wed ., 3 :15 p .m.—Fresh-Varsit yTrack Meet .

Thurs, noon —Anil . ; Musica lSociety Recital .

Thurs . noon—Arts 100; Art s'36 Class Elections .

i

Fri . noon—Arts 100 ; W.U .S .. ! meeting .

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"Moved and unanimously carried that official negotia-tions on gowns be cancelled ." So will run the minutes of Art s'35 for last Friday's lawful assembly. By the absence of, th eclass members the popular census of opinion appears to be "n ogowns ."

"I think that gowns will eventuall ymake their appearance on the camp -us ; but judging by this year ' s whole -hearted response, I think it will takesome years in the doing" said ArthurMayse, on being asked his opinionof the chopping (f the gown sub ect .

"I like gowns because they are ar-istocratie," said Alan Morley .

"No gowns, no, no, a thousand timesno," sez Nancy Miles .

Reverend Beverly Oaten, vts,ungGeneral Secretary of the Student'sChristian Movement in Canada, wh ois to spend tea days with the U .B .C .branch .

F. H. Soward SaysWorld Crisis Du elargely To War

DEPRESSION HAS ROOTS

"I come from Cambridge, you know . ""The movement can best be define d

as Applied Christianity . It makesbad people good and good peopl enice, and, believe me, the second i sthe harder task . It is a movement ,not an organization with rules . it is

I an organism, it lines . "

IDean Quainton went to Englan d

with the intention of investigatin gthe group but found instead that i tinvestil ;atcd him . "I was partcularl y

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once and by he forsaking by mostcountries of the Gold Standard . Thefinal phase rem+'ins wi t h us. Re -cowry ( :.spends basically on tw othings . the :estoration of a norma lvolume of tr:a!e and the restoratio nof confidence .

"The chief problems on whose safesolution dop'.ncis the return of con-fidence are those of the Saar, th eDanube, the Far East and disarma-ment," continued the lecturer . Sincethe war the Saar region inhabited b y800 .000 persons, about 98 percent Ger-man has been governed by a Leagu eof Nations Commission . On Jan . 13 ,of next year they will vote on wheth-er they wish to return to Germany .become part of Frt,nce or retain thei rpresent status . Hitler with his avowedpolicy of gathering all Germans int oone state is loon g all in his power t orecover this territory . France on th eother hand, alarmed by the increasedamount spent on German armament sand not reassured by Hitler's state-

! ment that Ge:reany will fight only inself-defence desires to prevent thevaluable Saar coal fields from revert-ing to Germany . Here is a cruica lsituation which challenges peacefu l

I solution .In the Danube situation is include d

the problems of the Balkans, Austriaand Central Europe. The Balkan

SPEAKS WEDNESDAYPreparing For the Future

The object of these lectures will beto assist students in choosing the vo-cation they wish to follow in theyears after graduation, and also t oinform them of the conditions in dif-ferent occupatici ;s, the obstacles tobe encountered, and the best methodsof preparing for them .

During the last session many dis-tinguished business and professionalmen gave lectures at the University ,including : Mr. Sherwood Lett, onlaw; Heilly 0. Ackley, on insurance ;Bob Bouchette, on journalism ; PaulN. Whitley, on teaching ; and A. E.Jukes, on stock broking.

Advice—Not PositionsUnfortunately, the Alumni Com-

mittee is not yet able to offer Arts-men definite positions — they state :"Some day we hope to do better thanthis but at least we are taking a stepin the right direction ." But all whoattend the meetings will be assuredof lectures both interesting and edu-cational .

Ineidentall+• all °,pea; :ers are busymen and they are surrendering valu-able time in order to attend the Uni -versity and deliver their talks. Inaddition, it is distinctly in the stu-dents' interest to support an idea tha thas so important a bearing on theirfuture life .

Quoting the committee : Your at-tendance is our only barometer, andwe simply cannot invite these mento speak to a handful of students"—fuum Est!

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, October 30, 193 4

t Correspondence Oxford Group

Is DiscussedEditor, "Ubyssey, "Dear Sir :

I'm attending the University o fToronto as an exchange student fro mB .C. for the session 1934-35 . Althoughthe University here is undoubtedly agood one, I mice U.B .C. Therefore Iwould he pleased to receive the Ub-yssey in order to keep up in a smal ldegree with events at home . . ,

I arrived here rather late and upto the present I have not had muc htime to examine student activities .However, they have here a handboo kfor new students that is incompar-able . Their paper, "The Varsity," al -though published five times weekly,lacks the personal charm and touchof our "Ubyssey ." The atmosphereabout the University is more re -strained than what we find at U .B .C .The students act much more con-servatively. Of course, this may bedue to the fact that the average stu-dent is older than the average stu-dent at U.B .C. Older not becausethey are less intelligent (how couldthey be?) but because a greater pro-portion of the students attend grad-uate schools. The outstanding fea-ture of the University, to me, is th erecreation cent,e for men, Hart House .Mix up the "caf", the gym, a com-mon room or two, the auditorium, aswimming pool end you've nearly gotHart House . Yep, not a bad place .But alas I have no "Dr . Sedgewick"—yet . As Dr. Sedgewick has prob-ably said, himself, since returningfrom here ,the girls here outnumbe r(naturally), uutdence, out-faint thegirls at home . The significance ofwhich I leave to you .

No, this commentary is not goin gon any further . Do I hear a sigh ofrelief? Perchance you would like meto give my further impressions of theUniversity of Toronto from time totime. If so let me know. Presumably,I'm pretty safe hi making this offe rsinec you have had one example o fmy "work."

In any case, I'm looking forwardto seeing the "Ubyssey" real ,soon .Also please let me know if there i sanything you would like done whileI'm here.

(Continued from Page 1 )struck by the unforced hilarity ofthe group meuthus ; this was not theforced type of hilarity common toservice clubs . The Oxford Group at -temps to lute;rte the personality ; i tsets you free from fears. "

The Four AbsolutesThe keynote of the movement are

the four Absolutes, Honesty, Purity ,Love and Unselfishness, "I don't de-serve the hangman's noose except fo rmurder committed in thought," h econfessed . Thi speaker gave an ex -ample of what is meant by Absolut eHonesty. Whcu he returned fromEnglpnd the Dean discovered that likeother parsons he was a bad businessman but good book-keeper . He had27 volumes in his library that did no tbelong there . "Small things are jus tas important as large things," he con-cluded, 'Great doors swing on littl ehinges ."

In discussing his personal reactionsto the movement Dean Quainton ad-mitted that only after he became amember was he able to conquer pride."It has given me power, peace o fmind; it has made Jesus Christ aliving reality . "

The Five RequisitesThere are five requisites which

must be accepted by members . Thefirst is a surrender of heart and lifeto God. "You must put all yourcards on Christ's table . This 50-50business doesn't %cork ." Ninety per -cent . of our troubles are connectedeither with sex. money or relationswith our fello,v man .

The second requisite is sharingwith others or confession : "Silenc eis sometimes a crime ." Periods ofquietness are also essential to a"Grouper." These consist of Prayer ,Meditation a .td Guidance. "Thinkyour day through," the speaker ad-vised.

One of the most Important of th eduties of a member is to be a "Life -changer." After ruining examples o fmen whose lives had been miracul-ously changed in this manna Dea nQuainton concluded his talk by pre-dicting that "As political democrac yhas failed so will economic democracyuness more lives are changed

. "

Editor, "Ubyssev, 'Dear Sir :

In response to the invitation ex-tended by you in the editorial i nTuesday's issue, " . . . to read theUbyssey intelligently, to criticise i t

I intelligently .4 ". I hereby submit a"reasonable" and I hope "construct-ive" criticism of an article appearingin the same issue This criticism con-cerns the repot t of a meeting of th eCosmopolitan Club, headed 'GermanyWeak Says Topping!" It is not th esubject matter of Dr . Topping's lec-ture that I wish to comment upon ,but the manner in which the articl eis written . I do not know whethera Ubyssey reporter or a member o fthe Cosmopolitan Club is responsibl efor the article . In either case i tseems to me that an effort should bemade by a senior reporter or edito rto correct such contributions befor ethey are printed . I understand tha ta certain type of language and licenc eof expression may be made use ofin journalistic writing, but surely theelementary rules of punctuation an dsentence construction still hold . Ifthe members of the Ubyssey staff ar etoo busy to .e-write or discard suchan article, may I suggest that in fu-ture similar reports be signed by th eauthors, so that we may be assure dthat none of the staff is at fault .

'Truly yours ,RUTH STUAR T

Editor's Note—The article in ques-tion was not prepared be a membe rof the Ubyssey :Ruff .

LITERARY FORU MAt the meeting of the Literar y

Forum held in Miss Bollert's offic eat 12 :15, on Thursday, Rosemary !fit -mends was 'elected president, Follow-ing this, Barham; Baird, the scere-tary, discussed the program for fu-ture meetings, It was decided tha tmeetings in future would be held o nthe first and third Thursdays of eac hmonth at noon . An announcementwas made to the effect that there areopenings for sr < members,

Yours truly ,LESLIE ALLEN .

ART CLUBThe Art Club meats Wednesday ,

Oct . 31, at 9:13 p .m. at 911 Nicolastreet, one block south of Robsonstreet, on the south-west corner . Mr .W. P. Weston of the Provincial Nor-mal School will speak on "Changin gIdeas and Ideals.

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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1934

VOCATIONAL GUIDANCE

The first of a series of vocational guidanc etalks is to be given tomorrow noon . This seriesis being given as a result, principally, of theefforts of Mr . Thomas Berto, an alumnus ofthe University, who realizes the problem whicheach student is compelled to face upon hisgraduation, and is willing to devote his effortstowards helping to solve this problem . A sim-ilar series was given last year .

In view of the generosity which Mr. Berto ,and the men who have consented to give someof their valuable time to addressing the stu-dents have shown, it is to be hoped that th estudents will show their appreciation of the ef-forts which are being made on their behalf b yattending these noon-hour talks . By so doingthey will be better able to make an intelligen tchoice of a life career, for the men who willspeak are men who have made a success oftheir respective vocations .

ADVERTISE THE UNIVERSIT Y

We constantly hear complaints about theunfavorable publicity which the Universit yreceives through misleading reports in the loca lpress. The fact is deplored that the lighte rside of our college life featuring freshmen ,sophomore fights and various social affairs i sunduly emphasized, while the serious wor kwhich the majority of students are pursuing ,and which holds by far the most importantplace in their activities, is very seldom men-tioned .

This type of publicity is indeed unfortun-ate inasmuch as it fosters an erroneous concep-tion in the minds of the public of the actual val-ue of this University . But at the same time itis difficult to secure the proper amount o fpublicity for the academic side of student life ,because there is ordinarily nothing unusualor sensational about it, and the newspapers ar einterested only in stories which they think wil lstartle or at least personally interest the av-erage reader. Their conception of public serv-ice does not always rise to the level of en-deavouring to present an absolutely true pic-ture of everything at all costs ; they prefer oftento give their readers a thrill rather than a stor ythat is merely the whole truth .

The students themselves, however, can hel pto remove the misconception in the mind ofthe taxpayer by emphasizing the scholasti cwork which they must accomplish each yea rin order to obtain their final degree, With th estudent as with the newspapers the tendenc yis to talk about the social events and othe rfrivolities rather than the every-day academi cwork. If at the same time, however, he gavedue emphasis to the fact that he had to spen dmost of his time studying, and spoke of theintangible benefit which he had received fromhis numerous personal contacts with professor sand students, he would help his hearers to re-alize that the University is well worth themoney which is spent for its maintenance .

STICKING UP FOR OURSELVE S

Criticisms from outsiders about the "allplay no work" attitude of the students aren' tgoing over the way they once did . It isn 't verygratifying to spend an industrious afternoonsnowed under with essay papers and hearscornful terms about our ambition bandie dabout between out . clear relations and thei rfriends. Increasing crowds in the library thelast few years seem to indicate that we're tak-ing things a little more seriously . Of coursethere are people who don't go to the librar yto work and there are caf-loungers who can' tbe bothered making even a pretence about it ,but on the whole the proportion of the studiousis in the ascendant . The trend is to take recite-

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By Nancy Mile s

"You can fool some of the people all of thetime and all of the people some of the time ,but you can't fool all of the people all of th etime . " This quotation has variously beenascribed to Shakespeare, Abraham Lincoln an dArthur Brisbane, but it really came from P .T. Barnum, probably, no doubt, the transla-tion of inane mutterings picked up by hi swideawake press agent, Mr . Dexter Fellows.

It's amazing the number of people whichcan be fooled at one time, however, Just t owarn you, here is a gag which is going therounds, so don 't get caught . A clipping bur-eau sends a gentleman, hypothetically Mr.Smith, an official looking document, whichsays that for twenty-five cents they will sen dhim an interesting item about himself whic hthey have clipped from a prominent paper . Mr .Smith, feeling very happy indeed that his tal-ents have finally come to public light, mailsthe twenty-five cents . Comes back an itemout of his home paper, reporting his name in along list, who attended a local banquet . Anddoes Mr. Smith feel silly !

We can 't resist following up this story withtwo other hoaxes which have been in this verycolumn during the past year, in the hope thatyou didn't read it then, or perhaps it ma yamuse the Frosh.

Mr. Smith, the hypothetical Mr . Smith'syoung brother, Guillemus by name, noted a nadvertisement in the personal column of th ewant ads, which said by writing to a certai naddress, and enclosing a few cents, a secretwould be revealed and the facilities for the ex-termination of bed bugs would be mailed. Mr .Smith didn't have that kind of trouble, but hewas of an equiring turn of mind, and maile dthe required few cents . Came back a small par-cel, which he opened with mounting excite-ment. Inside were two small cubes of smoothwood, and a paper . On the paper it said, "Putthe bug on any face of one of the blocks, an dwith any face of the other block, press . "

And last but not least comes the hors ehoax. A gentleman employed by an expres scompany, this is honestly true, hence the min-ute detail, had some trouble with his expresswagon horse, it wasn 't a mannerly horse, andits table manners were, well, distinctly unre-fined. It's particularly bad habit was to slob-ber ito its oats, which made them very mess yindeed, and annoyed the express man, who wa salso valet to the horse .

By some remarkable co-incidence he no-ticed a short advertisement in the back of apulp magazine, which seemed to put its finge rdirectly on his personal grievance .

"Does your horse," it said with admirablebrevity and terseness, "Slobber into his oats?If so. communciate with us, and for a halfdollar, we will reveal to you how to preven thim from doing so . "

With exultation the express man wrote aletter, enclosed a postal note for fifty cents ,and awaited tremulously the answer .

A fortnight later his efforts and patienc ewere rewarded with a thin letter, which he car-ried home . He prolonged the exciting momentof revelation, just for the pleasurable sensa-tions, At last he could wait no longer and h eopened it. With the same remarkable terse-ness there were five words which said every -thing that could he said about the matter ,

"Teach your horse to spit . "

USELESS INFORMATION DEPT .Many years ago a gentleman called Mr .

Harley Proctor went to church. Little did hethink that Sunday that the destinies of th eAmerican complexion were going to be in-fluenced by that .

That day Psalm 45:8 was read during th eservice . It goes : "All their garments smell o fmyrrh and aloes, and cassia, out of the ivorypalaces, whereby they have made thee glad . "

Mr. Proctor had recently gone into the soapbusiness. He hadn't chosen a name for hi ssoap yet and from the text he chose it . Guesswhat it was .

We do notwish to give the company fre eadvertising, but here are some hints . Mr.Proctor is the Proctor of Proctor and G The soap is very pure indeed, so pure tha tmovie actresses, for a consideration, will de-clare it indispensable. In fact, like its adver-tising, it is 99 .44' ; pure.

It also flolts,

ARTS '37At the meeting of Arts ' 37 on Fri -

day, Beth Evers tendered her resig-nation from the position of athleticrepresentative and Betty White wasciceted in her inch .

STUDENT CHRISTIAN MOVEMEN TToday noon, Mr Chas. Scott of the

Vancouver School of Art will spea kin Arts 100 on The Bible Story i nFresco and Painting. Members ofthe Art Club have been specially in-vited . Thursday, 4 :30, vesper servicein Union Celle ; , Chapel .

Clubs wishing the use of the S .C .M .room Aud . 312 may make reservationsthrough Ludlow Beamish .

Fall Camp Saturday and Sunday .

N. U. S ,The Nurses Undergraduate Societ y

is holding a piety in honor of theFreshette Nurses on Tuesday, Oct . 30 ,at 8 o'clock at the home of Margare tRobinson, 2846 Spruce street . Al lnurses are asked to attend as a son gpractice will be held .

CHEMISTRY SOCIETYAt the second meeting of the Chem-

istry Society on Wednesday, Dr . Uregave a very interesting talk on''Splitting the Atom ." Unfortunately ,the atmosphere was most decidedlyscientific .

Among the interesting facts gath-ered, however, was that 220 gramsof radium produces about 1200 horse -power as it disintegrates .

The Presiden. of the Society ut-tered a plea fin' more support fro mthe students for the "Chemical Col-oquiuni" which has been revivedafter two years of enforced rest. Themeetings are open to all studentswho have taken Chem . 3 . Its purposeis to discuss contemporary researchwork A meeting will be held todaynoon in Sciease 200 ; students ma ybring their lunches.

LA CANADIENNEThe second meeting of the clu b

took this form of a short address b yDr . Tipping. She gave a sketch of ar tfrom very early times to the middleof the 18th . entu' y . Of special in-terest were the many beautifully col-ored reproductions of well knownpaintings . Dr . Tipping traced art fromthe early Egptiar, Mummys throughGreek and Roman art to the timewhen Christianity began to influencepainters. The discovery of oil paint-ing on canvas by the Van Evckbrothers in Hel .and caused the riseof the Flemish school of painters . Thespeciality of t!.ia group, represente dby Rembrandt, Fcter de Hooch andRubens, was meticulous detail an dbrilliant colouring applied to purelysecular subject% ,

V. C. U.Mr. Robert Birch will address the

group Tuesdaj noon, Mr. Birch i sa U,B .C, gracluat r and a former pres-ident of the V.C .U. He has just re -turned from his work in the Interio rof B .C. and is here for a few day sonly . Everybody interested welcome .

C. O. T. C .Parades—The Contingent will par-

ade in the Mechanical Bldg . at 5 :4 5p .m. Wednesday, Oct . 31 . Dress, civ-ilian clothes. Rifles and side armswill be issued at 5 :40 p .m. from th earmoury .

Training—The training program fo rWednesday, Oct . 31, will be as fol-lows: 5 :43 pail . to 6:00 p .m .—Reca-pitulation IT, Secs . 46-51, 71-80 ; 6 :00to 6 :45—I . T. Vol . 1 Secs . 51-53 ; 6 :4 5to 7 :15—!'r . Vet . 1 Secs . 81-88; 7 :1 5to 7:25—Brcalc Pcriocl ; 7 :25 to 7 :55—S.A T . 1 al . 1 . S, es . 31-34 ; 7 :55 to 8 :15--l .T . Vol . 1 . Sacs . 51- .53 81-88. Mu-tual Instructi :u .

Dine r—All to 'ethers for tile aiidh eparade wil resort to the C .O.T.C . Or-derly Roost NO'' LATER than 12.00noon Wcdneeles, Oct . 31, for issu eof ticket; for d liner in the Cafeteri aat 5 :011 pre .

Instruction -- On Mender noon o feach week a period is devoted to th eNon-co:nntisisened Officers of th eContingent in denting with the train-ing of the Contingent on the follow-ing Wednesday . Every N .C.O. shouldbe, capable of living instruction, an din order to be prepared, must en-deavour to attend these noon periods .

All tN,C .O,'s who, feel they canno ttake ,!tart in ti's' instruction mus treport to the Ord( iy Room as soo nas possible vvim) e the matter of thei rretaining such tai,k as they may no whold may bra considered. Bonuse sare to be aw. t cle .i at the end of th etraining season for Instructional Ef-ficiency among the N,C .O.'s An Ef-ficiency Exam. mill take place Wed-nesday, Nov . I, this is a promotionexamination anti will effect ever ymambos of the ('onhngent except Of-ficers and othea ranks in possessionof "A" or

Certificates of Pro-ation in an organized form and not in unsatis- I ficiency ,factory snatches . There are really very few 1

who come to Varsity simply for a good time,

MEMCP111 SOCIETYand they aren't respected any more than thos ewho study furtively and pretend that a good Menorah SOCk', scmday evening a t

time is their sole object . The holier-than-thou 8Gt5, at the heme toFf Miss Janice

rossman, 111 Woue ,outsiders who delight in running us down need

1All Jewish st„gents

seare

irt inethvitedave n to at -

some snappy pep-talks and plenty of them .

tend .

There will t :• a meeting of the

University Book Store

Hours : 9 aim . to 5 p .m . ; Saturdays, 9 a .m. to 1 p .m .

Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribbler s

at Reduced Prices

Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Pape r

Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink

Ink and Drawing Instruments

Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc .

ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE

Tuesday, October 30, 1934

THE UBYSSEY

Page Three

MATHER GORRIE GAME END IN IDYLL WALE S

Illla~N-II-N-N-II-11-11-11-11-11-N-N-N-11-11-N-N-N-II-II_11-r-N-II .~N-N-N-11-11~ rN-N-N-II~N-N~11~ 1

Description Of The Sporting Epic Pub Line-Up orCouncil 's Waterloo

The Council Line- UpOr the Tin God's Pantheon

-N-M-11-11-N-11-1I-11-N-N-I~11—n—N—11—r—N—N—II—N—ni l

The Pome-TreeWHAT COUNCIL DI D

In days of ol dWhen council boldTo pubmen gave abeating,The pubsters vowe dIf 't was allowedThat victory would be fleeting .

1. MURRAY (Motherly) MATHER :' is THE big shot of this decrepit col-

lection. He expects to have an ex-ceptionally hign bating averag eabout .00000023, which, you'll agre eis high for a Council member. Hewishes the gate to be donated to a

fund for the care and betterment o fMurray Mather .

2. WALTER tWhataman) KENN-EDY: Popularly known as the Set-enceman's Ideal, or alternatively, as

the Woman' s Home Companion . Hewill start at drawback, but may b eshifted tc the scrum when the nib'ssuperiority becomes apparent .

3. JOHN (Silly) SUMNER. AnotherScienceman . This shows to what ap-palling depths the Council has fallen .Since he is a Mining Engineer, h ewill be searched for pickaxes, sledge-hammers, etc . lefore the game starts .

A basket scored ,The council 'looms!Said it is time to act.The pub will win'Twill be a :enTo hesitate is creaked .

4, JAMES (Money) MALKIN : Th e

cruel, cruel c~•ralere who has beenslashing bud,,'ts . It is rumored tha the will attempt to abscond with th egate receipts . NLs playing will be agreat help to tie Pubshors,

He crept amon gThe busy thron e;And from Ch leg Sucy's back

He trust to nai lThe lad's pigtai lTo the floor-- : . decd so blad e

6—FREDDY If;EERYt POLTON : Alad from the bush leagues makin ghis initial bow nn the big true. It i s

feared that a game with stun accom-plished master .; as the pubmen wil ldrive him back to the cows an dchickens . He expects to do a lot o fcombination work with the cheering

section .

First Half •— Pub opened stronglywith a well placed kick-off, butCouncilman Kennedy fielded andstopped the run at second . A mag-nificent tackle by Idyll held theCouncil for a three yard loss in th enext play but they recovered an dmade a long drive right onto thegreen.

Pubsters sta' cc: a line plunge, i nwhich Mather had his neck broken ,fortunately for all concerned . Duringthe rest of the half, Pubmen lande dshot after shot, sending the puckwhizzing past the Council's mediocredefense . About this time ,after a gen-eral mixup, Malkin was discovere ddead on the thirty yard line, evident-ly having coming in too close contac twith someonec boot . The score forthe first half was 89-0 for the Pub .according to ow scorer, and 72-7 forthe Council, according to their scorer.Shortly after their scorer had an-nounced this cnpalling fraud, he wasdiscovered in the locker room, chokedto death .

Second Half— The Council began tocheat in this half, carrying the bal lin specially made pockets, but thePubsters kept on scoring.

Soon after the half opened, therewas a rush on the part of the council,but the Pub line held . Walter Ken-nedy mysteriously collapsed and aninvestigation revealed that he hadbeen stabbed . He died shortly after .Gorrie and Sumner, the remainin gtwo, played on, trying to pit thei rpuny strength against the pubmen .They soon sorted vilifying the sacredUbyssey, using foul expressions tocharacterize its staff.

Soon after this, Sumner was seento perform curious contortions, an dto gradually 'tarn a deep blue . Afterhe had expired, an autopsy revealedthat he had been poisoned . Someonhad stuck a hypodermic needle in this arm .

Finally, in a last shuffle, a sharpsound fell on the ears of the specta-tors . Gorrie fell, with a "gorrie"wound in his head. He had beenshot . From this juncture till the endof the half, the Pubmen scored a twill, and at full time the score stoo dat 3410-0 in the Pub's favor. Sincethe council had all by now myster-iously died, the Pub decided to tak eover their dulie.i, to everyone ' s grea tsatisfaction . The Pub's clean play -

General Bardsley, who has left hi spost in front of the Lily Pond to ref-eree the Epic today .

Pub cheering section spurring on

the noble pen-pushers .

ing formed an effective contrast wit h

that of the Council, some of whom

deliberately tried to put Thothme n

out of the game.

STOP PRESS

In case of the team defaulting ther ewill be a substitute squad compose dof ladies . They will be Connie Baiw.l,Margaret Ecker, Zoe Brown-Clayton ,Darrel Gomery, and Donna Lucas.

Council is trembling and shakin gfor fear that the Pub will field it ssecond team instead of its first . Inthat case Cam Gorrie and WalterKennedy will drop out of the Counci lline-up .

World Crisis Due To

War

(Continued from Page .1 )

this clashes with Hitler's previouslycited intention cf uniting all Ger-mans. The outcome of this situation ,with which is also tied up the ques-tion of the restoration of the Haps-burgs therefore remains doubtful . Incentral Europe, Poland, Czechoslova-kia, and Yugoslavia have drawn to-gether in an Anti-German Pro-Frenc hLittle Entente . In all these questionsGreat Britain with a National Gov-ernment which the speaker character-ibed as "having never really coal-esced" has pursued a woefully inade-quate foreign policy in the lecturer' sopinion . France also is handicappe dby internal di:s ntion and very re-cently by the assassination of her ableforeign minister Louis Barthou .

In the Far test trouble centresmainly about Japan . Japan's seizureof Manchuria from China and hertransformation of it into the. nomin-ally independent state of Manchukuo ,has proved distasteful to Russia . Thislatter country is disquieted in th ewest by Hitler's declaration "tha tfurther Garman expansion will b eeastward," and in the cast by Japan ' svigorous and militant policies inMancukuo. The United States ha srefused to recognize Manchukuo . Sheis also not pleased with Japan ' s1-lands off Asia" policy . Progresstoward disarmemcnt on land has re-cently reached on impasse but pre-liminary negotiations regarding th e1936 Washington Conference. have go tunder way, Here Japan 's claim forincreased tonnage is likeiy to prov ethe stumbling block, for the Nippo ngovernment is beaded by an admiral .

MEDICAL DEPARTMENT

NOTICE

The fcllowt,rg is the final list o fstudents who have failed to report fo ran appointment for their medical ex-amination .

No further list will be published .

Students who do not report immedi-ately to the University Health Ser-vice for an appointment coil be deal t

with by the Health Committee :

WOMEN--1. Johnson, Margaret C .

2. Zlotnik, Anni eMEN

3. Anders, Charles H .4. Ducklow, Albert J .

5. Gould, John R .

6. Hall, Gordo n

7. Jacob, John Kenneth8. MacDonald, William R .9. McHugh, Jolla L.

10, Rom,, Davi d11. Sager, Arthu r12. Simonds, Peter

1 — DONALD (DUCKY) McDON-ALD: expected to be particularl ynasty to Muria! Motherly Mather .

Don will step on to the floor at 194

lbs . A smart, sky blue blouse an da pair of green shorts will completehis ensemble.

2 — CLAREhCE (SCOOP) IDYLL :The star draw-back of the Pub team .Probably the worst player on th ePub team. Probably the worst play-er on the Pub team . His shorts willbe pink with subtle organdie ribbonsat the knees .

3—RON (RITZY) ANDREWS : Ron-ny is the only member of the Pubteam with previous hoop-la experi-ence . He played for the Grade Sev-en Snoties at Kitsilano High in 1929 .

PAUL (PIFFLE!) KOZOOLIN : Arush of speed, a run up the floor, aflashing ball snot by an excellen tplayer into the waiting basket, an dthe game MIGHT be won. It alsomight be won en this manner byKozoolin—mayb e

5 — JOHN (GYPSY) LOGAN : A

wanckring soul on a large floor . Onlya rose! But he will be an excellen t

hamper to the Pub team . His cos-tume will feature silver tinsel on thesweater and m)li braid adorning th e

shorts ,

( WHAT PEOPLE '

l ARE SAYING

Freshman (in physics lcb,) : Theseresults are so eccurat'e I'll have t o

* cook them or they'll think I cheated .

U1

From that time henc eIt Is immenseThe way the council take it ,How trite the story"Pub Wins Glory" ;Thus repetition makes it .

While Mather lolledOur Gorrie bol dDevised a perfect scheme .Most dev i lish planDevised by manTo beat a pubbish team .

The great day dawne dAnd Gorrie yawnedTo see the new cay break.Then thoughts of woeOf HELL belowHis mind began tc shape.

Behind big booksWith dirty looksThe council men did plot ."If we are caughtAs must we not'T will be a filthy blot ,

At twelve-fifteenStood either team .At once the whistle blew .

The council stood

As blocks of wood—The ball to pubmen flew .

The whistle shrilledThe women thrilled

To see their heroes hie ,But hark and histChang Suey missed !With him 'twos do or die ,

Chang Suey shotRight on the dotWhen half the time was o'e r

The ball went p l unk

The basket mark

Made 30-0 the score .

Then from the sid eTrying to hid eA hammer ant

nail .Came Kenned yTo glee Gorri eThat hammer noel that nail .

5 . CAM (Gory) GORRIE: Althoug hhe is an Artsinem his Council mem-bership completely wipes out this ev-idence of true manhood . He has beenreading up on t he suhect of basket -ball, and know ., all about it now, if hecan only remember what the book s

say .

That Campus Cre bAbstained from ga bAnd with a cry of war ,He stretched his clawsOpened his ma wAnd rushed .tarots the floor .

And Gorrie ;(luck yThought he wee luckyTo get away alive .And Sumner breve ,That Malkin knav eIn spirit ' gan le writhe .

The game is los tAt any cos tWe cannot light or battle !But some day weA victor yWill win — thus they did prattle .

But pubsters kno wThat never s oWill council wirr a game .'Tis not with 6 ailsOr fearsome (vil eThey make their bid for fame .

Play By Play

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NOTICE

It has come to our ears that th eCouncil had appropriated large sumsfor the purchase of grease paint andnose putty . On investigation by amember of our staff, it was revealed

Council Cheering Section having a that they were attemping to disguise

Wales of a time . They're worried Bardsley and Willoughby as Sumner

because the team is playing, too clean. and Gorrie . As a result of this, allCouncil players will be required t owash their faces before the game .Although we realize that this unac-customed act wil undoubtedly hor-rify them, we can take no chances .

Page Four

THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, October 30, 193 4

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Thunderbirds Accept Hardy Cup ChallengeFirst Division M Of B

loopers Loseen

o ton o PlayBeats Rowers

B One BasketYRuggers Miss Four

Golden Bears Monday, Nov.

_Mica Willoughby A s

Converts and a

V.A.C. Down thePenalty Kick D. rop Close Gameto V. • C. Saturday Thunderbirds

The Thunderbirds are away again

4

p

Staging another thrilling closes

theon their cu p

unfortunatecollecting

Rowingquest,

Crabber. fur- rubbing

V.A.C. Outplayed By (

PUNTER

fought contest, the Varsity basketball -

thee

dropped a tough game to thethen in the dust with a 12.0 win. Last

Thunderbirds

--

--

Fourteen Busses To Take iStudent Crowd V,A,C . team on Saturday night. .. TheSaturday's game was even better to

team was a bit ragged In Its passes,watch Alan the previous ones have In a drizzling rain, a scant crowd

To Game From Pep Meeting

mid, in the first half especially, wer ebeen, which is saying something, of 250 watched the much improved

too slow in their breaks . AlthoughWhen the Blue and Gold backfield Varsity Grid squad provide one of

Bill Swan and Ralph Hendersonget away nowadays, (and they do it the most exciting games of the sea-

played fighting games on the forwardoften), 'tie a sight that warms the son. It was Vaulty's game from start

Lectures Cancelled Monday Afternoons line, Art Willoughby's presence wa sbear!,

to finish . V.A .C . scored by a one-

sadly missed . However, the lack of"Machine-like " is a synonym vastly side kick under which May of V .A .C .

"UBC has defintely accepted the University of Alberta's

substitutes that was so apparent

., .

the overworked on sport pages, but five got. The "U" squad failed to hinder

~~

the first game is being overcome wit hminutes concentrated thinking, and his twenty-five yard run for a touch-

challenge for a Hardy Cup game, With these words Captain surprising rapidity. Jack Ross, espe-ten with Mr. Roget's well known down. Varsity brilliantly outplayed

Freddy Bolton of the Canadian Football Club started a whirl- daily, played a tine game SaturdayThesaurus fail to reveal anything else Burley's football team throughout the

wind campaign for the retention of Varsity ' s premier athletic night when he relieved George Print •

term that wil l

candocapture

themjth

eustice ,precis

Noion

otherand game, against 7 for

runningV A .

upC.

11and

first downs completing

trophy: the Hardy Cup, emblematic of the Inter-Collegiate

The games slatted ver slow) theregularity with which they move 4 out of 6 forward passes .

Football championship . The big game is scheduled for next few shots that were takenY

goingy .

widedown the field, apparently effortless-

Kendall Stars

MondEarlie r

aydecisions to let the cup go ized on the campus to march to th eNovember 5, at Athletic Park,

of their marks, For six long min•

d you can almost hear the click

The Thunde:•birds showed much

„ce• +r

~ .~-. .a

aly, anand hiss of some invisibe set of guide fight, the line a stonewall defence,

park Fourteen buses will be on hand

- 'by default had been greeted by .A .C. invasion on`` Neil of V.A.C., flipped a beautifulrods and valves as pass after pass is through back a V .

to take the students directly to the long shot from the side for the firsttossed and taken the precise instant the four yard lima which marked the

screams of disapproval, both on the game. U.B .C. has

ad thebefore the carrier is hit and downed, only real threat of V.A.C . during the

campus and clown town. The local

guarantee

score, Bob Osborne, V .A .C . skipper,

Comic relief is abundantly supplied game. Kenda'.l kept the fight in the

Golden Bears S11N1, as well as a per . shoved the leather through the hoopsport scribes started advising the centage of the gate receipts .by the efficient but peculiar manner Varsity squad by gaining yards and

Thunderbirds to take up knitting, or, The Alberta Golden Bears are pro- after a foul shot and McLeod sank nice long heave to make the score aeIn which the scrum regularly dis• first downs again and again, the der'

to try fiddly winks UBC was su p iilh

id th h. . .-e ,.

vnca tmon,, aneyave on esolves into a sort of human road- lal attack in the first half provided

p

y

6-0 for the clabbers ,

the most outstanding feature of the

posed to go buck to Alberta for the of the strongest teams in ygars . Theyroller, and the blithe abandon with

Hardy Cup games this year, but aswhich the rear rank shoves down the game . Kendall threw six passes, of

Y

are favored to carry off the cup . But ,Alberta could net guarantee the see- they were just as strong favorite s

front men and walks over their faces, which McIntyre completed three, and des they asked Versity to bring them last year when the Blue and GoldParticularly noticeable yesterday Roberts one . Willoughby and Ken-

was the increased smoothness among doll were the most outstanding play-

oautloaher

em•outBut it

dancosts

, BUp l.C

entyasn' thto bring trimmed them b; a 12-5 score to re -

the unsung heroes of the forward line

,

,

got fain the title ,ers on the field,

Frank Rush

plenty, so they were willing to de- The University of B .C . has heldin blocking Boning Club dribbles .

V .A .C . Scores Touch

"Swede" played fullback in Sates- fault the cup . As Meralomas are the cup in 1921, '31, '32 and '33, an dRay 's Moustache

A completed pass, Kendall to Mc -day's game against V .A .C . in Bolton's bringing Alberta out, Varsity has they have no intention of letting i t

Roxborough went over for the first Intyre, put Varsity in position to le ttry early in the half, after a thrilling Kendall kick to the dead-line for the absence, and turned in one of the agreed to keep them over the week- go without a herd fight . Freddy Bel -

chase down the field after a ranging first point of the game, Again, late nicest games of the day . However, end and play Monday,

ton, captain of the team, reports tha t

kick . Rcxy and a Clabber went into in the first gthrefer Kendall booted he will be beck in his old place in

The Thunderbirds are Western ln- the boys are in excellent shape an d

a simultaneous dive for the ball as it the pigskin behind the V,A.C, line, the backfield in the Alberta series, ter-Collegiate Football champs and are rarin' to go . It remains for th e

crossed the

and the new cap- where the reviver was roug.d l fo rine, kicking the ptgsl.in miles clown the they are going to prove it or go down student body to get solidly behin dfield for the Golden Bears to chase, fighting . Work of retaining the cup this game .tain's moustache caught the breeze the second point . Varsity threatened '

has already begun. The Pep Club

Ivor Moe the importation fro mand sailed hint onto the sphere a a touchdown catty in the second per -is organizing a monster rally for Washington, will be out every da ysplit millimeter before the other,

sod . However, the only score was en

Sr. Soccer

Monday noon . All lectures from 2 with the team . The squad as a whol eMcGuire Stars

other kick to the dead-line by Ken-

/

p .nt, on are caner,lled, so that no al-!has shown

improvement

e rMcGuire planted the next try be- clan . e

e

r

ihi will be accepted for not attending his tutelage, v, shown by theit'und

per -tween the posts . If it had not been

At the find of the first half, May of

~~

gain _

the gam.. A pari, de wi ;l be organ- formance against V .A .C . Saturday ,it wouldn 'such an easy shot,t have V .A .C . got loose for a touchdown, I nbeen worth mentioning that the con- the third quarter Tiny Rader inter-vert missed as usual . Wilson did the cepted a V,AC . lateral pass, and ra nsame stunt just before the half, and thirty yards for a touchdown. Butagain the extra points went glimmer- the play was cal led off-side, and th eleg.

score disallowed Two more kick sThe second half was just as hair- to the dead-line by V .A .C . brough t

raising as the test, and R . C. almost the score to 7-3 . The Varsity tea mgot across once . McGuire added an- tried hard to overcome this lead bu tother try before the end, which went failed ,unconverted .

Converts LackingThis business of missing

is getting monotonous . Varsity hasmade 49 point3 since the start of theseason, and missed at least 35 possibl eextras through bum kicking .

So far, one kick has gone over, outof eighteen attempted. This has notbeen so noticeable while playing wea kclubs, but when it comes to a gam ewhen every point is needed, theThunderbirds are likely to be in th esoup .

The Stupendous Pub=Councilll Game At Noo n

NOTICEWill the persan who took a blac, t

umbrella with a yellow handle fro mthe caf last week please return sam eto the Lost and Found .

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LOS TA p•,ir of brown kid gloves in App .

' Se . 202 on Fraley . Finder picnic re -turn to Doreen Agnew in the Pub .office .

In yesterday'° down torn papers astory appeared saying that the B .C .Rugby Union had threatened to de -bar the University team from loca lCanadian rugby if they did not in -crease their guarantee for the gameagainst Alberta and if they did no thand the gate receipts over to th eunion .

When interviewed on this poin tMen's Athletic Representative Fredd yBolton said that the University woul dapply for permission .

It is runtoure'l that if permissio nis refused Vanity will go ahead an dplay regardless of what the rugbyunion says,

LOSTGrey Parke” I el. ; near Arts 106, o n

Wednesday. Flmler please return toCynthia McLean via Arts Letter Rack .

STOP PRESSVarsity Will Apply

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Following is the schedule forthe knock-out series . AthleticReps, pleases have teams select-ed for these games.Thurs ., Nov, 1, Arts 38 vs Sc, 38Tues., Nov, 6, Arts 37 vs Sc. 37Thurs ., Nov, 8, Arts 36 vs Sc, 36rues., Nov, 13, Arts 35 vs Sc, 35Thurs . Nov, 15, Agri, vs. Ed,Tues., Nov, 20, Theologs, bye .

Winners of these games toplay off at dates to be an-nounced later.

INTERCLASS SOCCER i to set the Maccabees down, but a

The smiler :mess artists ore out toset records this veal. , and so far hav eestablished two. They won their firs tgame, end rinse te ; .t thL,' h,n-o draw nfour consecuti ;c t',ames . On Satuulaythe Thunderbird, ,ct cat 'lote , nuned

slippery hall iiiuvcnted them. Thegrounds at Cambic Saturday were i nvery slippery condition . The raindidn ' t blither the players, but the we tmuck made the ball heavy, and madeneat footwork impossible .

There was nut a great deal of ex-citement in the first half as the boy ssquelched, slid and slithered over th egrounds. Shot, were taken at bot hgoals, but the custodians were equa lto the occasions .

During the intermission, the Thun-derbirds changed their name to Mu dHens, and were more at home . Theysloshed clown the field, and from aseries of passes . Otte Monday slippedthe ball past the goalie . A few min-utes later, Maccabees evened th ecount, and then forged ahead a sGreenwood was beaten by a shot byMcKenna, Maccabee's right winger, l

With the score 2-1 against them th eMud Hens took the offensive . In anattack Laurie Todd put a nice crossin front of the l\taccabee goal . A backmiss-kicked, arid Archie McDougal lbanged in the tieing goal, Laurie Tod dwas hurt in the play and the Varsityteam finished the game with ten men .Bill Wolfe played a very fine gam efor Varsity .

The team; Greenwood ; Sutherland ,Wolfe, Thurber, Kozoolin, Stewart .Wolfe, Laurie Todd, McDougall .

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTThe photos of Miss Brown mid Mr ,

Kennedy, used in the last issue of th e.ports page were supplied to the Uni-versity through the courtesy of the 'Artona Studios,

NOTIC EThe Fr•osh-Va°sify Track Meet ttR I

probably talc' place W'ednesday, IAgain it is a cucstion df whether te rnot the boys edit turn out to mak ethe meet a mimes .

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Everybody out to the practice thisWednesday at 1 :00 pan . sharp. Teeteams are not chosen yet .

There will be a meeting in Art s208 on Tuesday soon .

Playing an c :;cclient brand of rug -by against the Ii .C .M.P, on Saturday ,Varsity 's 2nd Division "A" team ear- irowly missed victory, The game wa splayed on a slippery field at Dougla sPark .

Shortly after the opening whistl e

Varsity got within the Mounties 25

yard line and with a few exception s

remained there throughout the game .Towards the close of the first hal fVarsity was awarded a penalty kickdirectly in front of the Mounties 'posts but were unable to make i tcount .

Only once during the second hal fwas Varsity in danger and for th eremainder of the time they werepressing hard, many a time comin gwithin an ace of scoring . The clo

ying whistle found Varsity fightin ghard on the Mounties' touch-line .

The line up for Varsity—Whitelaw,Andrews, White. Hodge, Walker, El-lis, Carruthers, McMullen, Colthurst ,Wood, Lea, T . Griffin, Douglas, Cle-ment .

Second Division Rugby

Draw With Mounties

NOTICEOn Tuesday, Oet, 30 at 8 p .m. Frank

McKenzie, former L .S .E. and S .C .M .president, will address Kitsilano WestC .C .F. Club, corner Fourth and Almaon the subject, "The Path Ahead an dthe Way. Back . '

NOTICEAny student who has one of the

three following books please let th eBook Exchanger know, not later tha nthis evening :

Gates' "Psychology forEducation . "

Cubberley, "Aucation . "

Koos, "Junior

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BASKETBALLSenior A Men 29—V,A,C . 31

senior A Women 8—Phones 1 7

ENGLISH RUGB YFirst Dlvn, 12—Rowing Clubsecond Division 6—R,C,M.P,

SOCCERSeniors 2—Maccabees 2Juniors 0—Safeway 5

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Brief History of Ed -

Guerney HurtCaptain Bardsley started the scor-

ing for the Thunderbirds when h eput in a close-in shot . This was fol-lowed by a basket by Guerney ofV.A .C., who twisted his knee on th enext play . Th3 new rules state thatno time-outs may be taken, and con-sequently, the injured player wa sforced to stand in the bacK court un-til the play endca .

Varsity scored three times to ti ethe score at eight all . The play be -came very ragged at this stage a seach team threw away three or fou rpasses . A place. on the V .A .C. teampassed the bail to a Varsity player .who politely passed it hack to aV .A .C. men. A fine one-handed shotand a foul shot by Dick Wright pu tVarsity in the iced at 11-8 . Then along heave by Hall ended the scorin gin the half to brave the count at 11 -10 for the Thunderbirds .

Play QuickensPlay began to quicken as the sec-

ond half began, as Varsity started t oshow flashes of their old-time speed .Ross, who eerie on for Henderson ,sank a feel ;ho-, and Bardsley fakedhis way around a V .A .C . guard toscore . Bob Osborne began goin gplaces in the next few minutes t oscore six points in shol.t order . Abasket by McCrimmon put V .A.C.ahead, but the secre was again dead -locked as Bardsley sank one of hi sfamous "leftys."

Varsity Rall yV.A .C. gradually forged ahead a t

this point and piled up a lead tha tVarsity was unable to overcome. Withabout two mintues to go V.A.C . wereleading 31-26 . Varsity came to lifeand gave the fans something to yel labout as they strove to cut down th e

lead . They just fell short of doing so .1 Jack Ross put a shot over the hoop

Students of , with the score at 29-31, just as th ewhistle went to end the game . Os-borne shone for V .A .C., while Bards -ley and Ross were best for Varsity .

Teams—Varsity : Pringle 7, Bardsle y10, Ross 4, Henderson 3, Wright 5 .29.

V. A. C . : Osborne, 11, Clampitt ,Guerney 2, Hall 6, Thomson, Sands,Neil 4, McCrimmon 4, McLeod 4 .31,

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NOTIC EBoxing and Wrestling Club work -

out will be every Tuesday night a t6 :30 p .m. in Gymnasium hereafter ,

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