louisiana road trips december 2012 edition

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ROAD TRIPS"Celebrating country living and city happenings!"

d e c e m b e r c o n t e n t sBOOK REVIEW10 Meanwhile, Back at Café DuMonde…

by Peggy Sweeney-McDonald

DELTA OUTDOORS9 A Life of Trial…and Error by Dennis Stewart

Christmas Gift Suggestions for Men

11 The All Women’s Goose Hunt atMegabucks by Johnny Wink

12-13 Come Wet a Line in North Louisiana!by Mona L. Hayden

13 Kinda Fishy? by Sonny Harrington

20 In the Crosshairs by Sonny HarringtonA Squirrel With Soul

23 Going Native by Larry BrockRejoice and Be Glad in It!

25 My Favorite Fishing Hole by Joe JoslinChristmas Gift Ideas for Anglers

FESTIVALS &ENTERTAINMENT16 Celebrate Father Christmas in Jefferson, TX

18 Biedenharn Museum and GardensAnnounces Holiday Schedule

19 Turn on the Holidays: A BicentennialCelebration by Brandy Evans

HISTORICAL4 Louisiana in the Civil War: December

1862: The “Bobbin Boy ofMassachusetts” by Terry L. Jones

21 The End of a Horse Thief and HisAccomplice by Lora Peppers

24 Eccentricity, Foolishness, or Source ofLasting Monuments by Lee Estes

HUMOR8 Runnin’ the Roads by Barbara Sharik

When It’s All Said and Done, It’s Done

23 A Hollow Eden by Dixie Hall

26 All Things Southern by Shellie TomlinsonIs Santa Using Rough Language?

Talkin’It Up!

We’re here, smack dab in theholiday season, with Christmasupon us.Louisiana isdressed andready toreceiveguests. Ourcities andtowns arefestivelydecoratedwith lights, ribbons, and greenery;kitchens are busy with new recipesand old favorites; and people arecounting their blessings as theymake new memories with familyand friends.

In north Louisiana, there’s thedelightful Holiday Trail of Lights(HTOL) that will take you throughShreveport and Bossier City,Natchitoches, Alexandria andPineville, Monroe and West Monroe,and Minden. Along this trail you’lldiscover lots of great stops inbetween so take your time and makethis a month-long road trip – aweekend at a time. Down south,there’s so much going on, fromfestivals and parades to thoseinfamous levee bonfires! There’s justno reason not to celebrate the seasonthis year, as the fun and excitementis there for you. Turn the pages andsee for yourself.

If being dazzled by the lightsand glitz isn’t your idea of a greattime, read our feature on winterfishing in Louisiana. You’ll soonrealize that outdoor activities don’tslow down a bit here, no matter theseason. This piece was a pleasure toresearch and write and I hope youenjoy it, too.

Here’s wishing you a blessedChristmas and a peaceful andprosperous New Year. Let’s keep intouch.

MonaMona L. Hayden, [email protected](318) 547-1221

INSPIRATIONAL5 Christmas at Saint Matthew Catholic Church

18 Prayer by Robert Lemoine

MONTHLY TIDBITS3 Talkin’ It Up!

9 Louisiana Lagniappe – Remember When

11 Seeds by Su Stella

20 Backtalk

20 Louisiana Lagniappe Answers

21 December Calendar

RECIPES6 Sweet Travels by Donna McManus

Christmas Gift Ideas from the Kitchen

26 Recipes by Stacy Thornton

ROAD TRIPS7 Beds & Beignets by Mary White

Rejoicing in New Orleans-Style HolidayRevelry

10 Travel Adventure by Dianne NewcomerTime Keeps Rolling On!

14 Hit the Road – by Deborah BurstHoliday Getaway

15 A Cajun and Creole Christmas by Cheré Coen

16 Living Details by Carolyn Files

17 Magic on Main Street by Mona L. Hayden

25 Explore Louisiana NorthTake a Drive Around Cross Lake in Shreveport


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Louisiana in theCivil WarDecember 1862: The “BobbinBoy of Massachusetts”By Terry Jones

On December 14, 1862, the steamerNorth Star docked at New Orleans.Onboard was Nathaniel P. Banks, one ofmany prominent politicians PresidentLincoln appointed as generals towin support for the war effort fromdiverse Northern factions. Bankshad come to the Crescent City toreplace Benjamin F. Butler ascommander of the Department ofthe Gulf. Butler’s heavy-handedrule, and in particular his notorious“Woman’s Order,” had turnedforeign diplomats and even thecity’s loyalists against the Union.Lincoln hoped the politically astuteBanks could win back their support.

Nathaniel P. Banks (1816–1894)was a self-made man who becameknown as the "Bobbin Boy ofMassachusetts" because he began workingin the state's textile industry at a young age.He often bragged to have graduated “froma college with a water-wheel in thebasement.” Although Banks had littleformal education, he became a successfullawyer and was elected to the statelegislature, where he served as the speakerof the house before being elected toCongress. A moderate on the slavery issue,Banks was known for changing hispositions according to the political windand was affiliated with five different partiesduring his career.

Banks was the consummate politician.An acquaintance claimed he was “not awarm-hearted person, and was neverknown to go out of his way an inch toconfer a favor on a friend or supporter,unless another and a greater favor wasexpected at a future period.” Althoughslightly shorter than average, Banks cut animpressive figure, but he was described asbeing arrogant and a “pretentioushumbug.” After switching from theDemocrats to the Republicans, he waselected Speaker of the House in 1856 on the133rd ballot. Banks was elected governor ofMassachusetts the following year and wasreelected twice, but he resigned his post inJanuary 1861 to become director of theIllinois Central Railroad.

When the Civil War began, Lincolnappointed Banks a major general ofvolunteers because he needed Banks’spolitical support. Although he had no militaryexperience, Banks looked like a successfulgeneral. One newspaper reporter wrote he

was “by all odds the most impressive man, incountenance, language and demeanor, whomI have seen since the war commenced.” Butlooks were decembereiving. A subordinate

captured the general’s essencewhen he decemberlared Banks“means well, but I fear that helacks a little either of educationor confidence to push thingsthrough.”

Banks was given commandof the Department of theShenandoah, but StonewallJackson chased him out of thearea in his famous ValleyCampaign. Adding insult toinjury, the Confederatesnicknamed Banks“Commissary Banks” because

they captured so many supplies from him.The defeat did little damage to Banks’sreputation, however, because manybelieved he had not been supportedproperly and because he did not complain.Secretary of War Edwin Stanton wrote “onthis occasion as at all other times Gen.Banks has obeyed the orders from the WarDepartment without one selfish complaintand was the only General of his rank ofwhom it could be said.”

After arriving in Louisiana, Banks wasvictorious in the Bayou Teche and PortHudson campaigns, although his leadershipand tactical abilities were uninspiring. Inthe fall of 1863, he launched twoexpeditions against the Texas Gulf Coastand managed to secure a toe-hold near themouth of the Rio Grande. Although nothingin these campaigns indicated Banks hadmuch military ability, the administrationput him in charge of the 1864 Red RiverCampaign to capture Shreveport. Bankscompletely botched the operation and wasdefeated by a much smaller Confederatearmy. Banks’s soldiers became disgustedwith his leadership, particularly after heabandoned his dead and wounded to theenemy. One man decemberlared, “Thesooner Banks goes home, the better will itbe for the service.” Superior officers tendedto agree and essentially ended Banks’scareer by removing him from command inSeptember 1864. Banks resigned from thearmy about a year later, resumed hispolitical career in Massachusetts, and wenton to serve twelve years in Congress.

Although not a brilliant general, Bankswas a capable politician, and he worked

Nathaniel P. Banks

diligently to implement Lincoln’s Reconstructionplan in Louisiana. He soothed hurt feelings amongUnionists caused by Butler’s harsh policies,enrolled voters, held new elections, and helpeddraw up a new state constitution that abolishedslavery. Banks’s political work was much moreeffective and had a longer-lasting impact than anyof his military achievements—and that wasprobably more important to Abraham Lincoln thanwinning battles.Dr. Terry L. Jones is a professor of history at the University ofLouisiana at Monroe and has published several books on theAmerican Civil War.


Christmas At SaintMatthew Catholic Church

Tis the Season, and Saint Matthew Catholic Church in Monroe iscelebrating Christmas for its 161st year. The church and its more than800 members stand as a striking contrast to the small church andhandful of people in existence when Father Canavan took up his laborsin 1851. The present generations appreciate the sacrifices and thepatient labor that fell to the lot of priests & parishioners in the earlydays of Catholicism in this area. It was the day of the pioneer. Themode of living and the methods of transportation brought hardships tothe priests who had to travel far to visit those of his flock in distantplaces. Until missionary priests arrived in this area, the founder of thecity and the residents attended religious services in the southern part ofLouisiana at regular intervals. It is truly appropriate; therefore, thatnext to God, the people of Saint Matthew’s Parish of this presentgeneration and generations to come all give grateful acknowledgementto our past, present, and future priests for blessings and pricelessprivileges that are ours today.

As the oldest parish of the Shreveport Diocese, it is from SaintMatthew’s that all other parishes in the area were created. This hascaused many to affectionately refer to Saint Matthew as the "MotherChurch" of northeast Louisiana. The history of the Parish, beginning in

1851, is repletewith the manycontributions ofthe faithful andfriends fromthroughout our

region. Saint Matthew, its clergy and parishioners havebeen a driving force in this community for over 160years. The parishioners of this church have sharedboth successes and failures in the churches journeythrough history.

An important aspect of our history is wrappedaround this "Post on the Ouachita"(1783) which laterwas called Fort Miro(1790), then renamedMonroe(1819) after one of the first steamboats, whichdocked at the post, named after then President JamesMonroe. As growth and interest returns to thedowntown area of Monroe, Saint Matthew'sparishioners area are so very excited. The availabilityof housing, restaurants and art galleries within walkingdistance of the Church breathes new vitality into ourbeloved church, and into the region.

The Christmas season is celebrated from the Vigilof Christmas Eve until the Feast of the Baptism of theLord, which falls on Sunday, January 13, 2013.Whether you are rediscovering your faith, visitingfamily during the holidays, or a returning parishioner,we welcome you to Saint Matthew Catholic Church aswe celebrate our past and our future, during theseHoly Days and always.

Advent at Saint Matthew’sSundays, December 2, 9, 16 & 23 Masses at 8AM,

10:30AM (Children’s Liturgy), & 5PMVigil Masses, Saturdays at 4PM

Monday – Saturday Daily Masses 7AMSaturday, December 8 Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception Mass 7AM

Vigil Mass, Fri December 7th, 4PMWednesday, December 12 Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe Mass 7AMSunday, December 16 Festival of Lessons & Carols 6:30PM

Children’s Christmas Pageant 5:30PM

Christmas at Saint Matthew’sThe Nativity of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

Monday, December 24 Christmas Eve Vigil Mass 4 PMMidnight Mass (Choral Meditations at 11:30PM)

Tuesday, December 25 Christmas Day Mass 8AM10:30AM

Wednesday, December 26 Feast of the Saint Stephen, Apostle Mass 7AMAdoration of the Blessed Sacrament during the day – Evening Prayer with Benediction 6 PM

Thursday, December 27 Feast of the St. John, the Apostle Mass 7AMFriday, December 28 Feast of the Holy Innocents Mass 7AMSaturday, December 29 Fifth Day in the Octave of Christmas Mass 7AMSunday, December 30 Feast of the Holy Family of Mass 8AM

Jesus, Mary and Joseph 10:30 AM (With Children’s Liturgy) 5 PMVigil Mass, Sat. December 29th 4PM

Monday, December 31 Seventh Day in the Octave Christmas Mass 7AMVigil, Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God 4PM

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 Octave of ChristmasSolemnity of Mary, Mother of God Mass 8AM & 12:05PM

Wednesday, January 2 Mass, 7:00 AM Adoration of Blessed Sacrament during the day

Benediction of the Most Blessed Sacrament, 6:00 PMThursday – Saturday, January 3-5 Masses at 7AMSunday, January 6 The Celebration of the Epiphany of the Lord Mass 8AM

10:30 AM (With Children’s Liturgy) 5 PMVigil Mass, Sat, Jan. 5th 4 PM

Monday – Saturday, January 7-12 Masses 7AMSunday, January 13 The Feast of the Baptism of the Lord Mass 8AM

10:30 AM (With Children’s Liturgy) 5 PMVigil Mass, Sat, Jan. 12th 4 PM

This Feast officially concludes the Christmas Season. Please see our ad in this issue for the Regular Mass schedule.


Sweet Travels By Donna McManus

Christmas Gift Ideas From The KitchenOne of the greatest

satisfactions of this busy season isknowing you have matched the right gift

with the right person. By making a homemade offering from theheart and kitchen, not only will it be appreciated, but will carrywith it the true spirit of Christmas. Everyone loves gifts you can eat!

Gift boxes or baskets can easily be made up by making anyof the recipies provided here and adding a few store bought itemsfor finishing touches. Simply select the appropriate size, line itwith holiday fabric or tissue paper and use shred as a filler.Decemberorate with ribbons, bows or picks as desired. ~Enjoy~

Coconut-Pecan Muffin Mix: Place mix in plastic or paper bagor a pretty jar, then decemberorate with ribbons and attach a tag withbaking instructions. Include: muffin mix, paper liners, muffin tin, and aflavored coffee or tea. Makes: 4 1/2 cups for 1 gift

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder½ cup granulated sugar ¼ cup light brown sugar½ teaspoon kosher salt ¾ cup pecans, chopped2 2/3 cups (1 – 7oz. pkg) sweetened shredded coconut, chopped

In a medium bowl mix together all ingredients. Keep at roomtemperature for up to 1 month.

Baking instructions for tag: Heat oven to 350º F. In a large bowl,whisk together 3 large eggs and ¾ cup canola oil. Add the muffinmix and stir just until combined. Divide among a 12-cup muffin tinlined with paper liners. Bake 25-30 minutes until a toothpickinserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean. Makes 12 muffins

********************************************************************Herbed Rice Mix: Place mix in a plastic bag or glass jar and seal.Attach a tag with cooking instructions. Include rice mix, meat/poultryrubs and meat mallet. Makes: 12 servings

1 tablespoon dried onion flakes 1 tablespoon garlic powder1 tablespoon dried thyme 1 tablespoon dried parsley1 ½ cups dried mushrooms, chopped3 cups long-grain white rice (basmati or jasmine)

In a mixing bowl combine all ingredients and mix well. Pour intoplastic bag or glass jar and seal tightly. Mix is enough for 12servings.

Cooking instructions for tag: Combine 2 ½ cups of water, 1 cupof rice mixture in a medium saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduceheat, cover and simmer until rice is tender and liquid absorbed,about 20 minutes. Fluff rice with a fork and serve hot with saltand pepper to taste. This rice complements any main dish. Makes:4 servings.

********************************************************************Coffee Meat Dry Rub: Makes 1/3 cup (double recipe if you want tohave more)

2 tablespoons ground coffee beans 1 ½ tablespoons kosher salt2 tablespoons ground black pepper ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper1 tablespoon ground cumin

Preheat oven broiler. Place ground coffee on a sheet of aluminumfoil, then 6 inches from the heat source. Carefully broil for about45 seconds, shaking the foil about every 10 seconds to keep itfrom smoking. Do Not Leave Unattended!! In a small bowl mixall ingredients well. Cool and put in container of choice for gift.

Attached tag with instructions: Rub coffee mix into steaks or pound inwith a meat mallet. Broil or Grill.

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Savory Chicken Dry Rub: Makes: 8 servings (double the recipe if youwant to have more)

2 teaspoons paprika ¾ teaspoon garlic powder½ teaspoon black pepper1 teaspoon each, salt, onion powder, dried thyme, white pepper &cayenne pepper

In a small bowl combine all seasonings and mix well. Fill a plastic bag, tin,or bottle of choice.

Attached tag with instructions: Rub savory mix on chicken pieces or overthe outside and inside of a whole chicken. Bake or Grill.

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Apple & Cranberry Chutney: Chutneys are a great gift because theyimprove with age and go brilliantly with cheese, cold meats, turkey, pork, orvenison. If you want to give a little something this holiday, this is a wonderful giftthat can stand-alone. Just put into a pretty jar, decemberorate with ribbon and adda Christmas pick. Attach a tag for what to serve it with. Makes: 4 cups

1 1/4 cups granulated sugar 1/2cup packed brown sugar1 pkg. (12oz.) fresh cranberries ¼ cup apple cider vinegar2 large tart apples, peeled chopped into small chunks2 large eating apples, peeled and chopped into large chunks1 teaspoon ground cinnamon ¼ teaspoon salt1/8 teaspoon ground cloves & 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice2 tablespoons fresh ginger (finely chopped)1 teaspoon peppercorns (red if you have them)

In a large saucepan over medium heat, bring sugar and water to a boil.Reduce heat and simmer uncovered for 3 minutes. Carefully stir incranberries, apples, brown sugar, vinegar, cinnamon, cloves, allspice,ginger and peppercorns. Return to a boil, reduce heat and simmeruncovered for 20-25 minutes or until desired thickness, stirringoccasionally.

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Marshmallow Peppermint Sauce: Pour topping into jelly jar and cover lidwith doily, cup cake liner or fabric. This delicious sauce makes a great topping forice cream. Include: jar of sauce, ice cream bowls or dishes, ice cream scoop, box ofcandy canes for garnish. Since topping needs to be refrigerated, put baskettogether the last minute. Makes: 2 cups

2/3 cup light corn syrup 3 tablespoons butter1½ cups (7oz. jar) marshmallow crème ½ cup half-and-half½ cup crushed hard peppermint candy

In a medium saucepan, cook corn syrup and butter over medium heatuntil mixture comes to a boil, stirring constantly, about 5 minutes. Letmixture cool about 5 minutes; add marshmallow crème, blending well.Gradually add half-and-half, stirring until mixture is smooth. Fold incrushed candy. Keep refrigerated! Serve warm or cool over ice cream.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

From the kitchen of The Sugared Violet…….sending good wishes your way in all your travels!


Rejoicing in New Orleans-StyleHoliday Revelry

The lively streets of New Orleans areabout to get even more joyful. With the holidayseason on its merry way, the city is gearing upfor its annual celebration. And, as with

anything in the Crescent City, it’s going to be spirited including storefronts draped in garland and twinkling lights, historic homes giftwrapped in ribbons and bows and rhythmic music filling the air.

Merriment on Magazine, a holiday shopping extravaganza alongone of the city’s most fashionable streets, is being held on Saturday,December 3. Store hours are being extended for the season; caroling,

truck shows and art openings also areon tap. On December 7, visitors to thecity can enjoy Holiday Movies on theMississippi, an outdoor showing offilms on the Riverwalk’s SpanishPlaza. Explore grand hallsdecemberked with boughs of hollyduring the 37th Annual Holiday HomeTour being held from December 8 – 9.Six historic home (plus a bonushouse) located in the exquisiteGarden District will don silver andgold attire and showcase NewOrleans musicians at each stop alongthe way.

The French Quarter is hostingits own Holiday Home Tour of festivelydressed residences followed by theannual tradition of Caroling in JacksonSquare in front of the St. Louis

Cathedral on December 16. Spend the night before Christmassampling a holiday dinner buffet and listening to live jazz on thewater during Christmas Eve on the Steamboat Natchez. And, ring in 2013while watching six foot tall Baby New Year drop from atop the JaxBrewery during New Year’s Eve in Jackson Square. A massive fireworksdisplay over the Mississippi River will follow.

At the Avenue Inn Bed and Breakfast(www.BnBFinder.com/AvenueInn) located on famed Saint CharlesAvenue, Innkeepers Joe and Bebe Rabhan have been welcomingrevelers arriving for the city’s holiday celebrations ever since theypurchased the former boarding house back in 2001. In fact, theystarted booking rooms the day after the papers were signed on the19th century Queen Anne and receiving guests even thoughrenovations were still being completed. “No one ever complained ofconstruction,” said Joe. “We only worked between 10:00 am and 4:00pm when no one was around, and many saw the ‘old space’ in themorning, but came back to a newly renovated room in the afternoon. Itwas quite a feat.”

When it comes to celebrating the holidays, the inn has a strongtradition. Along with dressing up their inn (and themselves) in festivegarb and participating in house tours, they recreate the magic ofChristmas morning for their guests. “Many of our guests are holidayregulars, so we invite them to put their gifts under the tree in ourparlor,” he said. “The kids come down early in the morning and wehave spiced milk and baked sweets for them to enjoy while they opengifts.” For their guests, it’s a home away from home for the holidays..Mary White is the author of “Running a Bed & Breakfast For Dummies” and an avidB&B goer. She has stayed at bed and breakfasts all over the world and particularly lovesthe inns of Louisiana. In 1998, Mary founded BnBFinder.com, a top on-line bed andbreakfast directory that lists thousands of B&Bs, inns, and boutique hotels worldwide.

BEDS & BEIGNETS By Mary White

When It’s All Said And Done, It’s DoneAs a kid

back in thedark-ages beforelife enlightenedme, Christmaswas my favoriteholiday.

Intermingled with the religious aspect,getting presents was fun. The glitterand hype made those weeks before thebig day exciting. However, withwisdom, Thanksgiving is now myholiday of choice. It’s a time to simplyenjoy a delicious meal with family andfriends gathered ‘round. DaughterTheresa and I have nevermissed sharing this daytogether.

Most everyone has aparticular view of whatThanksgiving means, likebeing thankful for good food,watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Dayparade on tv, a football game, theannual dog show, or maybe spendingthe afternoon watching the inside ofyour eyelids.

It’s a debate about which is better,white meat or dark, candied or bakedsweet potatoes, pumpkin or pecan pie.It’s a day to dress up or down, anddepending on your attire, ending upwith giblet gravy on your T-shirt or

favorite tie. But, that’s okay becauseit’s a day to count your blessings andgravy washes out.

For me, the meal alwaystraditionally centered on a stuffedbaked turkey, fresh-cooked cranberries,sweet potatoes, the inevitable greenbean casserole and pumpkin pie – a joyto prepare as well as eat.

It’s a day off––unless you’re thecook and chief bottle washer––or it’san opportunity to use the good chinainstead of paper plates, a tableclothand real napkins instead of papertowels. It’s my policy not to let dinner

guests wash dishes,overruling theirinsistence. Washingdishes cuts intovaluable visitingtime. I don’t wantto do their dishes,

and I don’t want them doing mine.After goodbyes, I’ll tackle theoverflowing sink.

With the party over, Thanksgivingday drawing to a close, and everyoneheads home. With loved ones gone, Icould easily feel a bit let down afterthe hubbub of conversation andcompanionship, but what it’s not atime to dwell on the bad or sad.Instead, it’s a time to reflect, reminisce,

and be grateful for all the good times the years havebestowed.

It’s leftovers to put, or a good time to dump leftoverturkey, gravy, even the mashed potatoes and a bag of eggnoodles, into a large pot, creating my favorite turkey noodlesoup. Soup’s scrumptious on cold November evenings,giving the pups and me plenty to eat for the next couple ofdays. Preparing soup also cleans up the multitude of littlestorage bowls filling the fridge.

I miss the nearest and dearest who’ve come andgone––my son, Tony for one. Even though his time on earthwas brief, I’m more glad that he was than sad that he is nomore. I’m forever grateful of others who’ve touched my lifebefore vanishing, leaving a legacy of love. So, while theycome to mind on this special day, I maintain a peaceful, easyfeeling. There’s no room for bitterness about what mighthave been, only gladness for what was.

Admittedly, the wind’s not as strong in my sails withthe sounds of silence all too evident, still, there’s always thechoice. Misery’s optional. So is happy reflection. I don’t doholiday blahs, so I generally select reflection. It’s like theBlack Friday thing––shopping the day after Thanksgiving.It’s my observation that too many people spend money theyhaven’t earned to buy things they don’t need to impresspeople they don’t like. After all, true wealth is what you are,not what you have. There’s a Chinese proverb, “He who goesout of his house in search of happiness runs after a shadow.”I do my utmost to avoid that shadow-search dance.

In fact, I took to heart a story I once read definingoptimists and pessimists. Forget the half-full or empty glass.The optimist goes to the window every morning and says,“Good morning, God.” The pessimist goes to the windowand says, “Good God, morning.” I do my best to chooseoptimism, blessing each morning.

Being older mellowed me, made me more appreciativeof the little things in life. I know there’s always room forself-improvement because it’s the biggest room in my house.I realize being elderly gives me two choices and generally, Ichoose the one that gets me home earlier.

Therefore, to me, what characterizes the end of a happyholiday is relaxing in my favorite chair, making a lap for Rosieand TacoBelle, Hadley at my feet and BooCat on the chair arm.Four rescue canines sleep quietly outside, full from scrapsleftover because human eyes were too big and tummies too tiny.

I pop a movie into the DVD player––maybe adocumentary about Ralph Nader and his legacy, my hero for50-plus years and the American citizen’s greatestbenefactor––as I await the phone call telling me Theresa andCarla made it home safe and sound. Now it’s time to startcounting days til Christmas.

Usually I advise eating dessert first, but in this case, it’s alsoa perfect time for that last piece of pumpkin pie. This is a time fora love of divinity, my country, my town, my home and those whoshare my life. It’s Thanksgiving Day and I am thankful.Barbara Sharik makes her home at Wit's End in Jones, Louisiana with acouple old dogs, young dogs and several stupid dogs, a cat, a talking cockatieland a white dove. She's active in civic affairs, serves as a Justice of the Peace,a Notary Public, is the Clerk for the Village of Bonita and a columnist for theBastrop Daily Enterprise. She has authored several books. You can e-mailBarbara at [email protected]

RUNNIN’ THE ROADS By Barbara Sharik

Washing dishescuts into

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Christmas Gift Suggestions for MenA few days ago I

received an email frommy son asking what Iwanted for Christmasthis year. That had mestumped because I amnow nearly 60 and I

have reached that point in life where I canbuy pretty much anything that strikes myfancy, so long as it costs less than $25.Therefore it is kinda hard for me to come upwith a gift suggestion for myself on the spurof the moment. Then it occurred to me thatmany readers may be facing a similardilemma this time of year, i.e., what do I buymy father/husband/grandfatherfor Christmas. Being an altruistictype, I decemberided to offersome suggestions.

My wife says it is an insult togive someone a gift card becausethat means you don’t want to giveany thought to coming up with athoughtful present. I respectfully disagree. Ilove to receive gift cards. My favorites are torestaurant such as Outback, LonghornSteakhouse, O’Charlies, Copelands, andBuffalo Wild Wings. I also like gift cards tohunting stores like Cabelas, Bass Pro Shop,and Academy Sports. I will not be insulted if Ireceive a gift card.

I also like to receive hunting stuff,especially stuff that will keep me warm whilesitting in a deer stand in freezing rain andwind. Old Charter is excellent. Just kidding.(Maybe) Nice thick warm insulated socks aregreat, as is insulated underwear. I hate tightunderwear, so be sure to get the Extra Largekind. Also, a hunter can’t have too manygloves, the thicker the better.

Incidentally, I keep a box filled withunderdrawers that have holes in them. Thoseare my hunting underdrawers. There havebeen many instances when I have been caughtout in the woods needing to go to thebathroom but not having any toilet paper. In

that situation I have beenknown to just use whateverdead leaves I could find layingnearby. Last year, however, itoccurred to me that I could justcut up my underwear with myhunting knife and use that fortoilet paper. As big as my rear

end is, I usually have plenty of underdrawer.So I never throw away any of my holeyunderdrawers anymore.

Nice picture frames with a hunting motifare good presents. It’s OK if you put a picturein it before you wrap it. It’s no problemto replace it later with good hero shots ofdeer or duck trophies.

I personally frown on gifts thatsuggest I need to improve myself in someway. Treadmills and gym membershipsfall in that category, as do joggingoutfits and running shoes. Items suchas that usually get re-gifted.

DVDs also make good gifts,especially the Duck Commander DVDs.

A man can’t have too many huntingDVDs. They give you something towatch when hunting season and footballseason is over with, and in my opinionall that is on TV worth watching is“Justified” (the best show on TV), “Sonsof Anarchy” and “Modern Family”.

Incidentally,we recentlydiscovered a

show on theGame ShowNetworkcalled“Baggage”. Itis hosted by

JerrySpringer,

which

tells you something right there. It’s kind oflike the “Dating Game” except you have asingle male or female contestant who mustchoose to go on a date with one of threepossible candidates. The hook is that all threecandidates have three items of baggage, andeach item is revealed with the least alarmingitem first. Recent items of baggage included “Iattacked my ex with a chainsaw”, “I sleptwith my ex two days before his wedding”, “Ilike to flick my dandruff on strangers”, and “Ilike to smell my ear wax”. The beautiful thingabout this show it that it makes me feel betterabout myself. My baggage can’t be nearly asbad as their baggage (or can it?).

I’m probably old fashioned, but I alsoappreciate the gift of music, i.e., C.D.s. Myfavorite singer is Robert Earl Keen.

I hope the above has given you somegood ideas for Christmas gifts for the man inyour life this year. And, as Robert Earl wouldsay, Merry Christmas from the Family!

Dennis Stewart grew up in northeast Louisiana,graduated from La Tech and LSU Law School. Afterhaving taught law at ULM and working as an AssistantDistrict Attorney, Dennis is now a Hearing Officer inRayville. He loves to hunt, fish, read, write, and shop oneBay.

A LIFE OF TRIAL…AND ERROR By Dennis Stewart

I hate tightunderwear, sobe sure to get

the ExtraLarge kind.

ouisianaRemember When . . .

1. Where is Myrtle Grove Plantation?2. In what Lake Providence antebellum

home did General Grant make hisheadquarters?3. What destroyed the town of

Dodson in 1903?4. What were they drilling for

when they discovered naturalgas?

5. Where were the firsttelephone linesconstructed in theentire South?

6. What were “jay-hawkers”?7. A pecan fruit contains how many nuts?

8. What is distinctive about the State Capitolsteps?

9. Which river has the longest navigablelength in LA?

10. The central mound at Poverty Point containshow many times the cubic volume of the

Great Pyramid of Egypt?Answers on next page 20


Time Keeps Rolling On!the time. I am at the stage where I agreewith the truism that goes like this: “I’velearned that life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end,the faster it goes.” Life isrolling on.

My goal is to start packingmy days with newadventures, to see as manysunrises in new places aspossible, and to makebeautiful memories. You see,sooner than we wish, we allare forced to become armchairtravelers. I want lots and lotsof good days to remember!

Whatever you want to door wherever you want to go,call the travel professionals atMONROE TRAVEL SERVICE,323 3465, or come by ouroffice at 1908 Glenmar Street.

We would love to help you make somegreat memories while traveling our world.Our service may be free but it’s alsoPRICELESS!

TRAVEL ADVENTURE By Dianne Newcomer

Another year downthe drain. If some of youare like me, the time hascome to quit dreamingabout places and thingsyou want to do “one day”

because that window is slowly closing. While the knees are good, the back is strong,

and there are no family worries, it is time. Youneed to take the first step. Whatever it is, a cruiseto Alaska, a wine tour of Napa, tulip time inHolland, a river cruise in Europe, a gamblinggetaway to Vegas, a ski trip to the Rockies, or aquiet beach in the Caribbean…the possibilities areendless. Just do it!

At MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE, I know wehave a trip just right for you if you will only giveyourself permission to go. Think with me for amoment and let me suggest: travel is not like anew couch. It is not just a one-time big bang dealfull of excitement but rather a gift that multipliesitself.

Let me explain what I mean. The fun of avacation starts with the excitement and selfsatisfaction of planning and choosing the perfecttrip. You know, the one you really want to do,because there is nothing like the joy of getting ourway, a rare treat that happens less and less as weget older and more responsible!

Then the fun multiplies further as weanticipate and prepare for the trip. You shop foryourself. You dream about what is going tohappen, even if it is just sleeping late every day.On a tough day at work or at school, you remindyourself that escaping can’t come soon enough.Sometimes, the very idea of going is what keepsyou going. Travel can be a comfort, like an anchorin a storm.

Perhaps the best part of the gift of travel isgetting away and spending time with someoneyou enjoy. Getting to unplug from the world--if

only for a short while--is such fun. You rest,laugh, see, do, eat, and go a little crazywithout any worries. It's all part of thevacationexperience.Travel helpsyou becomeyou again!

Butwait! There‘sstill morefun! After thetrip is over,even on yourworst day,you have thememories,thosewonderfulmoments thatwill makeyou smile foryears to come, and especially when lifeforces you to be an armchair traveler. Noone can take those special moments of joyaway from you. Therefore, I would suggestthe gift oftravelmultiplies asmemories lasta lifetime!

2013 is onthe horizon soit is a perfecttime to makeplans to leave.Stop wishingyou could findthe time to doit, just make

BOOK REVIEW

Meanwhile, Back atCafé DuMonde…Created and Edited by Peggy Sweeney-McDonaldPelican Publishing Co., Gretna, LA

Whether you’re at home in thekitchen or prefer someone else in anapron, sharing food is more than just adining experience. Wonderful mealsare where memories are often made,relationships created, and deals sealed.In Meanwhile, Back at Café DuMonde…,the editor has collected sixty-sevenentertaining and inspiring stories ofLouisiana culture and cuisine, usingCafé DuMonde as a metaphor for any gathering of good people andgreat food.

Each story starts off with the open ended question, “If I were afood, I’d be…” – a Louisiana-cane-syrup-glazed pork belly or a hotbuttered Southern biscuit or perhaps a fried pickle. Fascinated, Iactually read all these before I went back to read the stories! A bonusis the storyteller’s favorite recipes, like Cajun Chicken Pot Pie andLouisiana Buttermilk Pralines, and lots of beautiful color photos.

This book is a delightful cover-to-cover read for anyone wholoves food, stories, and all things Louisiana. As you turn each page,you may recall the distinct smell of chickory coffee and hot beignets,just like back at Café DuMonde…



The second weekend in November,Megabucks Duck Guides put on an All Women’sGoose Hunt with all the trimmings. The womenarrived on Friday night and were greeted with abig fire in the fire pit and hamburgers on the grill.Seven women showed up so we all got to hunt in

the same blind. That was good, too. After meeting all of them––some Iknew and some I didn’t––we got down to the business of having fun.We all got in line for hamburgers and drinks and after, some went outto the fire, some went four-wheeler riding, and some watched TV.

I got to see a former neighbor I hadn’t seen since the fifth gradewhen she moved away. Also saw another friend I hadn’t seen since Idated a friend of hers many moons ago. Thesetwo women are my age and we chatted wayinto the night around the campfire. Theydecided to tell me what they felt about thecolumn I write in this magazine...and they setme straight. Again, I am a single male, 53years old, and not real good with relationships, I guess.

They let me know that what I am doing is all wrong. You know,like in school when you should have put false instead of true? Well,apparently, I have been writing the wrong stuff to try to get a woman.They told me that a woman likes a challenge and not someone whowill give her everything she wants every time she asks for it. Wow, thissure surprised me. Also, they told me if you’re too easy a catch,something must be wrong. Hmmm. Too easy a catch? I never thoughtof it this way.

They said women want their space and time without you so don’tkeep too close to them. “You need to listen more to what they say, likeit or not.” Plus a whole lot more good stuff. These are friends that aredoing their best to help me, and I thank them for being honest. I wastotally unaware that what I was writing was working against me. If I

made anyone mad about anything I ever wrote, I do apologize. Ithought I was doing well and it turns out to be the opposite so as youcan see, I know nothing about woman and what they want. However, Iam willing to learn and I’m a fast learner, too!

Ok, now back to hunting. We’ve been killing limits of Specksevery day except one, Election Day, when I had a big group of hunters.It was cloudy, hot and no wind that day. I guess they were all at thepolling booths. As I write this, duck season is this weekend and theblinds are full of ducks and geese. There are a lot of big ducks,including mallards, landing in the decoys every morning. They werealso landing in the decoys while we were goose hunting. I hope that’sa sign of things to come. The temperatures are dropping and the wind

is howling. It’s going to be a good shoot in the morning atthese Speckabellies.

Remember, you can see all the action on Facebook.“LIKE” us at Megabucks Duck Guides and see what we kill.I post most every day. And all you women who think youwant to hunt, go ahead. It’s so much fun. Ask your husband

or boyfriend to take you next time. I know you will enjoy it. Just dresswarm and dry and have good rubberboots.

As far as trying to say the rightthings to women, well, I got a lot tolearn but I am going to do betterbecause I love all of y’all––some morethan others. Also, thank y’all forreading my stories and setting mestraight. And now I will go to workhunting waterfowl and taking peopleon hunts of a lifetime. Thank the LordI am a duck guide in MorehouseParish, Louisiana.

The All Women’s Goose Hunt at MegabucksBy Johnny Wink

Just dress warmand dry and havegood rubber boots.

SeedsBy Su Stella

Over the course ofwriting for LRT for oversix years, my themes haveremained fairly constant.Travel locally or to distant

lands, love, share, experience, and basicallyREALLY LIVE! Hurricane Katrina took thethoughts that I thought I thought andcemented them into real concrete values. Addto that my viewing the Mayan calendar as agoal setting tool for living, making 2013 a realnew beginning.

Right now, our country is in a verydamaged place. Fires, floods, and mostrecently the Northeast was faced anunprecedented massive hurricane collidinginto a blizzard followed by a Nor’easter. Twothings make it worse for our country mates inNew Jersey, New York and the countless otherplaces that are flattened, Katrina style. First isthere has NEVER ever been any storm like it,or even close. Being born and raised outsideof Boston, we have had some kick buttblizzards that took months to melt and

knocked down trees, power and collapsedsome roofs.

Second, New England rarely getshurricanes and when it does it is usuallyarrives no harsher than a tropical stormdamaging very few beach front homes. Whenhurricane Irene came through leaving verylittle damage I had a bad feeling that NewEnglanders would disregard any futurehurricanes as ‘easy’. Some did and lives werelost. Who could have imagined that the NewYork subways would flood leaving commutersstranded or seeing the horrible destruction.Luckily, the experts are repairing it quicklysince most people don’t own cars up there.

Hurricane Sandy has knocked down anddevastated thousands of homes andbusinesses only to be blindsided by theblizzard that followed. Our country needshelp and to help. It’s time for anyone that cantake time off this spring and bring a broom,shovel and hammer to vacation up there. I sayspring because traditionally New Englandwinters will be too cold to do construction.

We can all give to the Salvation Army;their CEO takes a small salary, unlike someother organizations. Our churches and groupscan gather holiday gifts, clothes, WARMCOATS, and household items to becaravanned to those in dire need. Weshouldn’t forget pet products and specialtyitems like diapers.

As Louisianans, generations of yourfamilies have stared at, been knocked downby and rebuilt after similar trials. We havebeen lucky enough to have people come fromall over the country carrying shovels and toolsto rebuild our lives. They helped plant seedsfor us and now is time to help grow their livesagain. During this holiday season it’s time toreunite these UNITED STATES!

*Maybe ‘end of the world’ that the Mayanspredicted had more to do with changing ouroutlook and entering a new era of healing ourfriends, our planet and our souls. God Bless ourwonderful world for a bright and exciting 2013!


Come Wet a Line in North Louisiana!By Mona L. Hayden

Johnny Wessler of Explore Louisiana North(www.ExploreLouisianaNorth.org) sure knowshow to show off fishing holes in northLouisiana. He recently put together a tour oflakes, bayous and rivers – idyllic sites forwetting a line and reeling in a memorable catch!

Starting on the TX/LA border in SabineParish, the massive Toledo Bend covers186,000 acres, making it the largest man-madelake in the Southern U.S. Pro Fishing Guideand Tournament angler, Joe Joslin, says,“Toledo is in excellentcondition with normalwater levels, extremelygood fishing plus anabundance ofwaterfowl all over thelake and wildlife allaround the lake. Inaddition, the baldeagle population hasnever been greaterthan at present andthe possibility ofcatching a double digitbass is at an all timehigh.” The bend isnationally renowned for its exceptional bassfishing and with the addition of the CypressBend Golf Course, one of twelve courses onthe prestigious Louisiana Audubon Golf Trail,you’d be hardpressed to finda better placeoutside the statefor outdooractivities. Spoilyourself at themajesticCypress BendResortoverlookingToledo Lake justpast the 18thgreen. Here, you can unwind and enjoyfishing, golfing, pristine nature trails forwalking or hiking, mountain bike racing, andso much more.

Keeping with the fishing theme, traveleast a bit and tour Natchitoches National FishHatchery (318-352-5324), the state’s onlyFederal fish hatchery and one of just 69 in thecountry. Currently, they’re raising Alligatorgar, Alligator snapping turtles, recreationalfish species, and freshwater mussels.

In Alexandria, it’s definitely worth a visitto Bill Lewis Lures (800-633-4861) where theymake an impressive lure called Rat-L-Trap, theoriginal lipless rattling crank bait.

Next stop is Honey Brake Lodge in eastcentral Louisiana. Approximately 13,000 sq. ft.

and 4 floors high, this imposing facility issituated on the 40,000 acre Louisiana DeltaPlantation overlooking Larto Lake.Professionally guided crappie andbass fishing trips are available onthis lake as well as other localwaters. Lake Larto, Lake Salineand nearby smaller lakes andbayous intersect to encompassabout 8,000 acres of surface area ofnatural backwater in four parishes

(Catahoula, LaSalle,Avoyelles and Rapides).Honey Brake is an outdoorenthusiasts dream withwaterfowl, big game andpredator hunting, fishing,sporting clays, and more.Enjoy the luxury and sophistication ofthe lodge with its centerpiece openfireplace after a satisfying day on thewater. After basking in the excitement of lake

fishing, drive on up to Webster Parishin northwest Louisiana to experience arelaxing float down scenic BayouDorcheat. Fish leisurely on

your own from a canoe or hook upwith Louisiana Bass Pro & GuideHomer Humphreys(www.homerhumphreys.com). This

two-time BASSMASTERClassic Qualifier isregarded as one of theworld’s top competitiveanglers, and I’m sure oneof the most entertaining!Homer welcomes anglersof all skill levels to spend aday with him on most anywater in Louisiana,although he’s based in theMinden area.

When asked aboutfishing in northeast Louisiana, Homerhad a lot to say. “Let’s start with LakeD’Arbonne. I love this lake. I helpedcut my teeth down there! I learned youcan go in some of the creeks going offthe main lake in the summertime andeven the fall and catch 4-5 lb. fish.We’ve caught some tremendous fishhere. The crappie fishing is awesome!

“Then there’s Caney, a beautifullake in Jackson Parish that looks a lotlike Toledo Bend. Everybody fishesthe hump so I go behind them andcatch bigger fish, 4-5 lb. bass. Theywere dragging off the hump and Iwas sitting on top of it and work thelure back. Caney is a small and

enjoyable lake and the fish were astronomicalwhen grass was there. A lot of it has comeback. Giant chinquapins are caught in the

wintertime andearly spring.

“I like fallfishing on theOuachita River,too. They stack upgood on thosesandbars whereyou can catch 25-30pretty fast. Theymay be smaller butthey’re still a lot offun. A little currentmakes it even

better. To catchbigger fish, you have to get off the main riverbecause the cuts are loaded with fish. It’s anawesome place, not hard to run around if youstay in the middle of the river and run fromdam to dam. I especially like the Forsythe Parkarea, north or south, just pick one because youcan’t go wrong.

Alexandria/Pineville Area CVB www.theheartoflouisiana.com

Natchitoches Parish CVB www.Natchitoches.net

Sabine Parish TRCwww.toledobendlakecountry.com

Webster Parish CVBwww.VisitWebster.net

Shreveport-Bossier CTB www.sbctb.org

FISHING GUIDES:Joe Joslin– Toledo Bend

(337) 463-3848 [email protected]

J. T. Thompson and Jim Stanley(Living the Dream Guide Service) – Toledo Bend

(318) 228-5870 [email protected]

Homer Humphreys - Red River, Bayou Dorcheat,Lake Bistineau, Ouachita River(318) 371-1411, (318) 422-1192

[email protected]

Lake Larto (Honey Brake Lodge) Porter Trimble (318) 201-3474 [email protected]

Drew Keith (318) 452-6875 [email protected]

Billy Carter (Caddo Guide Service) Caddo Lake(903) 789-3268, (903) 407-7368

[email protected]

Dan Fulghum – Caddo Lake(318) 834-3488 [email protected]

Jim Dillard – Ouachita River(318) 372-1846 [email protected]

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Homer Humphreys

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Kinda Fishy?By Sonny Harrington

We fished all over north Louisiana and I’m wondering,can you smell the difference between a fish caught in Caddo,Larto, or Toledo? (My aunt say to always be cautious of wordsthat end in a vowel.) Of course, I can’t smell the differencebetween a catfish and a white perch. Have you ever noticedthe difference in how some people smell? I think it’s becauseof what they eat. Indians learned that if they ate fruits, nutsand vegetables, the deer or buffalo wouldn’t be as alert to theirbody odor. So what do fish eat? Other fish. I wonder if a whiteperch from Caddo smells different from one from Larto toanother fish.

It’s all about bait. I’m no expert on this subject but I’llreport to you what I learned. Fishing is a science of weather,location, colors, temperatures, and more. Seems the best wayto do this for the money is to secure the services of aprofessional guide. They know all the secrets and are willingto share them. It’s almost like cheating but legal and ethical.I’ve known some women that use plastic surgery as bait sowhat’s wrong with plastic lures? Works on men, works on fish.

Our first lake was Toledo and our guides were J.T. and Jimwith Living the Dream. They actually get paid to do this and Ican’t imagine enjoying my work as much as these guys do. It’svery inexpensive if you think about it. If you buy a boat, youbetter have truck. Of course, if you live in Louisiana, you’reissued one at birth. All the accessories – depth finders, gauges,rods and reels, licenses and registrations on boats and trailers –they’re all for therapy anyway but you’re gonna pay either wayyou go. Even if you already own all the gear, boat, etc., it wouldbe smart to spend time with one of the pros and glean a littleknowledge before striking out on your own. You’ll saveyourself days of searching for the right spot, techniques, andbaits. Me being a rookie, I must admit when I got to the boat Inoticed our guides had these really cool blue reflectivesunglasses. I figured they were anti-reflective infra-red non-glare special glasses to help see better underwater. Sure nuff,minutes later we’re fishing and the guide looks over the stern(boat talk for rear end) and says, “There’s some fish rightthere.” Now we’re in 18’ of water and I’m thinking, dang, Ihave got to get me some of those glasses! Finally figured out hewas looking at this screen on a sonar contraption mounted inthe back of the boat. I still think I need to get me some of thoseglasses…

Caddo Lake, same thing except we used different guides,Dan and Billy, who took us to all the hot spots for catfish. Neverwould have known this without those guys. They’ll even baityour hook and take off the fish. That means no stinky fingers. Ireally don’t like stinky fingers because you just don’t knowwhere that fish has been and you can’t easily wash that smelloff. Try lemon juice or GO-JO, orange scented.

Lake Larto used to be part of the Mississippi River about ago-zillion years ago. If you want seclusion this is the place, justdon’t hurt yourself because you’re a long way from a hospital. Ifyou want luxury (might as well) book in at the Honey BrakeLodge. I bet it’s the only place in Catahoula Parish that has anelevator. Plush, plush, a piece of heaven in the middle ofnowhere, great food, and relaxing atmosphere. About thesporting clay range, I’m a fair shot with a shotgun but I’d rathertake on a flock of teal any day before attacking that again. It washumbling to say the least and those clay birds don’t taste all thatgood anyway.

Well, I gotta go wash my hands.


“Lake Bistineau, just south of Minden,is one lake I can say I’ve never have a badday, even with wind. This manmade lakewas built strictly for recreation like fishing,duck hunting, boating and waterskiing. Youcan definitely catch some largemouth basshere.

“Another lake I love is Claiborne. It’s ahard lake to fish and can’t just anybody do it.It has a lot of hybrids in it and the fish arevery aggressive in the fall. It’s also a greatnight fishing lake and looks like Toledo Bend,too. Crappie are in astronomical lots in brushpiles here.

“Then there’s the Red River, with more grass and hyacinths, much betterfishing. It’s one of the top 30 or 40 rivers to fish in the nation. BASS Master Classicshas been here twice so you know it’s a good place. Fishing here is great for bass,crappie, bream, and catfish.

“A fine trophy lake is Caddo, infested with cypress trees, Spanish moss,and grass. It’s one of the few, if any, places that you can catch an 8 or 9pounder in January. Caddo is the largest natural lake in the south and theonly natural lake in Texas. It’s also home to one of the largest cypress forests

in the world. Located on theTX/LA border in north LA, itcovers 26,000 acres.”

A wealth of information onLouisiana lakes and fishing,Homer also shares some greatstories. “I had a very seniorcitizen, he was 87, who wouldcheck himself out of a nursinghome in West Monroe and havehis driver take him to ClarksMarina on the Red River where I’d

meet him. He couldn’t cast so I’d pull up, tie up, get a fish on, and hand himthe rod and he’d reel it in. He’d book me once a month. One day he said hewanted to bring ‘an old fart’ with him next time. I said bring him on. He was91. They liked to come out in the hot summer and I’d hook ‘em and they’dreel ‘em in.”

Fishing in Louisiana is an outdoor sportsman’s pleasure, a perfectpastime for just about anyone. Give pro fishing guides Joe Joslin or HomerHumphreys a call and let them do all the work while you just reel ‘em in.The hardest part will be deciding where you want to fish with all theseoptions!

Lynn Dorsey, Webster ParishCVB Director

Come Wet a Line in North Louisiana!continued


Holiday GetawayGive the gift of family memories at Audubon CottagesBy Deborah Burst

AudubonCottages offers guestsa custom madefantasy wrapped in an

idyllic cocoon spun with royal service. Built inthe late 18th century, seven cottages hidebehind a non-descript key-locked door onDauphine Street inthe French Quarter.Inside floweringginger and wide-leave banana treesshade privatecourtyards set withoriginal brick and theoldest pool in theQuarter.

The cottages take their name from JohnJames Audubon who stayed for two monthswhile completing his lauded drawings in1821-1822. He took residence in what is now

Cottage1, thesamecottage Ihad theprivilegeto reside.

Thumbing through the boxed folio edition ofAudubon’s Birds of America, and surroundedby original wood beams and brick walls, Icould almost feel John J sitting beside me.

Completed earlier this year, themeticulous multi-million dollar restorationbrought the cottages back to theiroriginal splendor. Each cottage issurrounded by thick brick wallslayered in vines and a soothingwaterfall. A blissful seclusionbuffered from the Quarter’s horn-honking troubadours, and yet thepartying adventure is justmoments away.

Part of the illustriousNew Orleans Collection, theowners worked hard inpreserving the cottagesmaking only cosmeticchanges. The décor works inharmony with the original

design andfinish. Eachcottage owns its own personality,some formal, some more casual,while others more romantic.

Furnishings are a blend ofantiques original to the cottagealong with vintage andreproduction pieces. In a nod tothe Cottages’ and the city’s

diverse culture, the antiques themselves are amix of French pieces with Victorian, Georgian,and Colonial American style furniture.

In Cottage 1, the stained ceiling andexposed brick and beams set the mood forwarm wood tones, comfortablefurnishing and a coffee table onwheels. Made from a former railroadfreight cart, the coffee table addedfunction but stayed true to the room’snatural finish, and kept a sense ofhistory.

Cottage 2 boasts high ceilingsand plastered walls calling for a moreformal effect. Two large, gildedframed portraits hang above a long leathersofa under the glow of a crystal chandelier.Most cottages have two bedrooms, each withtheir own private bathroom and comfortable

living area. Cottage 4 has twofloors and two bedrooms,perfect for families or largergroups, while cottage 6 and 7offer a one bedroom with kingsize bed and bath.

Feet dangling in the pool’swarm saltwater surrounded byrustic brick, tropical gardens,

and old-style architecture, Audubon Cottagesbrings to mind a secluded chalet along aEuropean countryside. And Roderick, yourown private butler, welcomes you to this magicabode and completes the fairy-tale experience.With the grace of a charmed servant, he bringsan unbridled commitment to every guest. Yourwish is his command with breakfast, orperhaps a craving from a French Quarterrestaurant, delivered to your private courtyard.

Christmas gifts come and go, butmemories last forever. Why not share theholidays with family and friends? Add

AudubonCottages to yourChristmas listwith romanticgetaways orfamily get-togethers, plus allthe New Orleansholidaycelebrations.

A New Orleans native now living in the piney woods ofMandeville, Deb frequently visits her hometown for apo-boy fix.

Much like the Quarter itself, the cottages blend historical flair withmodern amenities including bottled water and soft drinks, and in-roomtea or coffee brewed in Krup coffeemakers with your choice of gourmetblends. Complimentary bathrobes, slippers, and continental breakfastdelivered each morning, along with complimentary French Quarterbutler service. Heated saltwater pool and fitness center access at theDauphine Orleans Hotel. iPod/iPhone docking station, and 42” flatscreen television in each guest room.

Audubon Cottages, www.auduboncottages.com“Holidays in the City” package includes all seven of the New Orleans

Collection hotel proprieties.www.neworleanshotelcollection.com/holidays-in-the-city

New Orleans holiday calendar and activities,http://www.neworleansonline.com/holiday/


A Cajun and Creole Christmas By Cheré Coen

There may not be snow in SouthLouisiana, but Lafayette andAcadiana celebrate the holidays in abig way, from festivals of light andparades to tours of homes and liveperformances. The spectacular “ACajun and Creole Christmas” hasbeen voted a Top 20 December Eventby the Southeast Tourism Society.You’ll find out why when you visit.

Here are a few highlights of theholiday activities in Acadiana, listedin date order, as part of “A Cajunand Creole Christmas.”

Christmas inCrowley Lights toMusic Spectacularare from 5:30pm tomidnight Nov. 22-Jan. 3 at City Hall inCrowley. More than50,000 animatedholiday lightssynchronized tomusic are availablefor your listeningpleasure throughyour car radio.Information:www.crowley-la.com.

Safari of Lights is celebratedwith lights, animation and the NorthPole Express train at the Zoo ofAcadiana, from 5-9pm Nov. 30-Dec.30 at the Zoo on US Hwy. 90 East inBroussard. Information: (337) 837-4325, www.ZooOfAcadiana.org.

Christmas at Coteau, featuringvendors and a gourmet luncheon,will be Nov. 30-Dec. 1 at the Academyof the Sacred Heart in Grand Coteau.Information: (337) 662-5275.

Noel Acadien au Village is aholiday extravaganza with thousandsof lights, activities, kids carnival and

live music from 5:30-9pm Dec. 1-23, atLARC’s Acadian Village in Lafayette.Information: (337) 981-2364,www.acadianvillage.org.

Victorian Christmas at Grevemberg Houseis from 10am-4pm Dec. 1-31 in historic Franklin.Also in Franklin is Oaklawn Manor, home toformer Louisiana Gov. Mike Foster that will beadorned for the holidays and open 10am-4pmTuesdays through Sundays, Dec. 1-Jan. 6.Information: www.grevemberghouse.com,www.oaklawnmanor.com.

Victorian Christmas at the JosephJefferson Home & Rip Van Winkle Gardens is

offeredfrom 9am-4pmDec. 1-Jan. 8 atthe historichome, gardensand café inNew Iberia.Information:(337) 359-8525.

The 18thAnnual Festivalof Light, withshopping,Santa, music,food and real

snow, will be 5-10pm Dec. 7 in the Oil Center ofLafayette. Information: (337) 232-1267,www.theoilcenter.com.

Le Vieux Village’s 11th Annual ChristmasLighting will be from 5-8:30pm Dec. 7 inOpelousas. There will be Christmas music, carolssung by a choir, refreshments, a horse-drawnbuggy ride and Santa. Information: (337) 948-5227,www.cityofopelousas.com.

The 2nd Saturday ArtWalk, featuring morethan a dozen galleries in downtown Lafayette andartwork in area businesses and restaurants, will befrom 6-8pm Dec. 8. Original artwork purchased indowntown Lafayette, a cultural arts zone, has nostate sales tax. Information: (337) 291-5566,www.DowntownLafayette.org.

Old-Time Christmas at Vermilionville will befrom 10am-4pm Dec. 11-20 and include Papa Noël,demonstrations on making wax candles, citruspomanders and soap, Christmas singalong and areading of “A Cajun Night before Christmas.”

Christmas parades in Acadiana include theSonic Christmas Parade through Lafayette from 1-3pm Dec. 2; Lake Arthur Christmas Parade at 6pmDec. 8; Delcambre Boat Parade at 6pm Dec. 8; St.Lucy Festival of Light and KC Christmas Paradefrom 10am-7pm (parade at 2pm) Dec. 9 in St.Martinville and the Opelousas Children’sChristmas Parade at 6pm Dec. 13.

For New Year’s, don’t leave the kids athome. The Children’s Museum of Lafayetteoffers a New Year’s Noon Countdown &Carnival from 10am-2pm Dec. 31 at the museumin downtown Lafayette. The cost is $6 per personand includes exhibits, confetti, cannons and prizedrops. Information: (337) 232-8500,www.cmalaf.org.

For a complete list of holiday events, visithttp://www.lafayettetravel.com/play/festivalsevents/cajun-creole-christmas.

Cheré Coen is a travel writer living in Lafayette and theauthor of “Exploring Cajun Country: A Historic Guide toAcadiana” and co-author of “Magic’s in the Bag: CreatingSpellbinding Gris Gris Bags and Sachets.” Photos by Cheré Coen of Noel Acadien au Village at Acadian Village, Lafayette


Celebrate Father Christmas in Jefferson, TexasStep back in time as the Historic Jefferson Railway, an

antique narrow-gauge train, embraces an old-fashionedChristmas in the country. Enjoy the lighted vignettes andlocal vocalists, hear the story of Father Christmas, and meetSanta and Mrs. Santa as you depart from thedecemberorated historic railroad depot for a train ride alongthe Big Cypress Bayou. The antique train, a restored gas-powered Plymouth Locomotive built in 1964, is an enclosed

heated coach with open-canopied observation cars for excellent viewing of theride along the river.

Also, ring in the New Year with the Rail of Lights New Year’s Train runningDecember 27-31, featuring the ball dropping in Times Square with beverages,noisemakers and a fantastic fireworks show on every train ride.

The excursions will take you by a life-size nativity scene, the GermanMarkets, Jerusalem and the Angel Tree. Glimpse Christmas trees simplydecemberorated reminiscent of the bare-limbed sourwood of the AppalachianChristmas Tree; view scenes representing Alaska, Russia, China and Australia.Enjoy an authentic life-sized 90-year old Christmas card, a post card sent bysoldiers during World War II, and other favorites.

Ticket Prices: First Class $18; Coach Class: $15. Lap children under 4 are free.First Class is heated and enclosed. Coach Class, dress warmly and bring a blanket,as you will be riding in open cars. Seating is limited so purchase tickets early.

Jefferson is nestled deep in the Piney Woods of East Texas, appearing frozenin time and an elegant reminder of a bygone era. The downtown area will beaglow with lights and greenery throughout the holiday season and you’ll want tomake Jefferson and the Christmas Train a tradition for your family.

Living DetailsBy Carolyn Files

A trip to Natchez evokes visions ofgrandeur – Dunleith with its whitecolumns and stable turned restaurant orRosalie's red bricked walls overlookingthe Mississippi River. To walk theneighborhoods is to notice little detailsyou might not ordinarily see.

A cousin and I spent an Octoberafternoon walking off our too large lunchfrom The Carriage House. We followedmedallions set in the sidewalks that pointout a walking tour of historic cityneighborhoods. Delightful homes built inthe 1800s made up our particular strollingarea. One home had been built for agentleman's mistress. Across the street from this house, someone was holding anestate sale. We browsed (and got a free home tour) but didn't see anything weneeded that day. A small enclosed patio with a fountain was tucked into the backyard, a little detail that wouldn't have been noticed had we been driving.

Further down, a street sign indicated a dental office with a patient reclining inthe chair as the good doc extracted necessary information. Details like this maynot have been noticed just riding by. Memories of patients drifting off on theporch would not have been felt either. Next to the dentist's office, a largeblack/white cat peered warily from behind a bush before darting under the house– another living detail of the neighborhood.

Wrought iron fences everywhere were a tactile delight, as the different stylessported various details. Victorian accessories and tiny turrets were interestingneighbors to Stanton Hall's ponderous size, too.

We did drive through the Natchez City Cemetery of Greg Iles fame, thenparked and walked so we could get a feel for the turning angel, the proximity tothe Mississippi. Crumbling brick and slanted concrete slabs showed age andweathering while the narrow drives and turns could make for some nervewracking moments as well as appreciation for horse and buggy days a centuryago. Little details that enhanced our visit here.

We chatted with a gardener at Rosalie who was planting snapdragons. Acolorful detail, good outdoor work on a lovely fall day to would soon make a lotof people smile.

Our day out was good for the soul, a change of pace, and reminded us thesmall details in life make it all worthwhile.


Magic on Main StreetMinden, LouisianaBy Mona L. Hayden

I’ve learned to never pass up a hug,never pass up a snow cone stand, and neverever pass up a road trip to Minden in thepiney hills ofnorthwestLouisiana!Twenty mileseast ofShreveport, a daytrip to thishistoric area isfun any time butespecially duringthe holidayswhen the originalbrick lined downtown streets are dressed inlights and ribbons with dazzling storefronts,holiday music, and Christmas cheer.

“Minden may be small in size but it’s bigon charm and entertainment,” says ExecutiveDirector of the Webster Parish CVB, LynnDorsey. “We’re known as ‘the Friendliest Citythe South’ and we live up to that claim everyday.”

First settled in 1818, Minden has retaineda lot of its original character as evident in thehistorical residential district with more than70 properties, many on theNational Register of HistoricProperties. The downtown brickstreets are original, too, attractingmoviemakers to the area. Withinthe last 5 years, 17 major movieshave been filmed here.

Seven miles northeast oftown is The GermantownColony State Museum, one ofthree colonies founded in the US

in the early 19th century. Admission is free totour original buildings of early settlers in1835.

A favorite option for lunch would be theTimeless Café and Tea Room on MainStreet, offering soups, sandwiches, salads,and desserts Monday-Friday from 11am-2pm. This business is owned and operatedby Evergreen Life Services, a non-profitorganization that has assisted those withintellectual and development disabilitiessince 1959 and now operates in 6 states,although it originatedoutside of Minden.Division Director Lesa

Hamilton says, “The caféand tea room is a socialenterprise that teaches jobskills to these individualsso they can becomeemployable. They get paida salary and tips here. It’sa very good trainingprogram for them, real life situations to teach.Once they’re proficient in skills, we placethem in a job in another setting.” The TimelessCafé and Tea Room employees 8 full timeemployees as well as staff cooks. They willalso open for special occasions and events aswell as rent the building for private parties,accommodating up to 300 in the building.Donations to Evergreen Life Services arewelcome to help with the training center.“Minden has been so supportive. We’re soblessed to be here. It’s such a wonderful littletown. For instance, we were working to getthe building open and a lady comes in to seewhat’s going on. In conversation, I mention

that we needed apiano and shetook my number.She called within30 minutes tosay St. John’shad a piano forus!”

Downtown atCity Art Works,Assistant

Director and artist Bill Cook says, “This is acultural center owned and managed by thecity. Resident artists have their own studioshere and in exchange for studio space, theymust assist in community projects likepainting the Christmas nutcrackers, thefairyland theme in front of the courthouseand whatever else is needed. All mediums arewelcome – stained glass, painters, musicians.The city pays rent, insurance, and utilities

while artists are contracted to teach six classesa year. Artists can create art here but theycannot sell it here. In the gallery, we rotateexhibits every couple months to keep it fresh.”City Art Works is open Wednesday throughFriday from 12-6pm and Saturday from 10am-4pm. Just across the street is Antiques & Arts

showcasing two floors of uniquefinds. Here, you’ll find art forsale from City Ark Works as wellas others. Contact KristineCarrier at (318) 564-3797. Hours:Wednesday –Friday 11am-6pmand Saturday 10am-6pm.

The Vault, owned by MarandaThompson, shares a large spaceon Main Street with It’s Sew

Monica, & Doodlebug Gallery and sellseverything from silk screened t-shirts, jewelry,school spirit items. Monica Allison is a costumedesigner and seamstress and offers customsewing while Doodlebug Gallery featureshand-painted furniture and other art by highschool students. The shops are open Tuesdaythrough Friday 11am-6pm and Saturday from10am-3pm. Then there’s Belle of the Bal’,owned by Paula McCann and Amanda Banks,featuring pageant, prom, mardi grass dresses,gowns and costumes. Easley’s Main StreetPhotography is another great shop. Kerry &Anne Easley also do custom framing and sellartwork.

A block or so off Main Street isPossibilities, another social enterprise ownedand managed by Evergreen Life Services. Thisbuilding houses everything from antiques tocollectibles, flea market finds, consignmentitems and best of all, it’s priced right! OpenTuesday – Friday 8-4:30 and Saturday 7am-3pm.

Don’t leave town without stopping in atSecond Hand Rose Antiques where ownerMillie Rose will fascinate you with four floorsfilled with everything imaginable from Coca-cola, Elvis, LSU, jewelry, glassware, furniture,Nascar, sports cards, etc. She’ll also entertainyou with a little song and dance and stories ofcelebrities who have visited the shop whilefilming movies here. The shop is openMonday-Saturday from 12-6pm.

By now your vehicle is probably loadedwith great finds, your tummy is happy from anice lunch, and you understand why Mindenis called “The Friendliest City in the South.”See you next time!

December Events in MindenDec 1 3rd Annual Sarepta Christmas Festival

(318) 847-4333Dec 4 Minden Christmas Parade

(318) 371-4258Dec 13 Springhill Main Street “Christmas on

Main” (318) 539-5699Dec 15 “Ham Fest” by the Minden Amateur

Radio Association (318) 371-0636


PrayerBy Robert Lemoine

When did praying become such a form ofentertainment? The Bible tells us to pray in secret. Italso tells us that those who do things forrecognition receive their rewards here on Earth. Iwant to be one of those who receive their rewardsin Heaven. Jesus was asked how to pray and Hisresponse was short and to the point.

“Our Father in Heaven, Holy is your name. Your Kingdom come andmay your desires be done on Earth as they are in Heaven. Please, give usour daily needs and forgive us of our wrong doings and allow us toforgive those who have wronged us. Keep us from sinful temptation andprotect us from evil. For the Kingdom, the power, and the glory belong toyou forever. Amen.”

Notice He didn’t mention “Little Johnny’s” ball game or a new car ormoney in the bank. He said “daily needs”. Yes, I know we all have bills topay but I also know that the Good Lord will provide.

In other parts of the Bible, it does say ask and you shall receive. But,again, I believe that is in reference to your needs. Most of what we desire isworldly and of the flesh. These unholy desires do not please God, nor dothey offer Him glory.

Now, you’re probably wondering about praying for people to getbetter. The Bible does mention remembering people in prayers andthanking God for others. But, I have not seen where it says to pray forwellness. Instead, it says the followers of Christ went out and healed thesick with authority. That means that true and faithful servants of GodAlmighty have authority over such worldly things as illness through ourSavior, Jesus Christ. I’m not saying to not pray for the sick, because prayerdoes work. And, sometimes, it seems we only have time to talk to Godwhen we’re begging for His mercy on a loved one.

This is just another reason for each of us to open our Bibles and readfor ourselves instead of letting somebody tell us what the word says.People make mistakes and I may be completely off track. If I am, I’d love

for you to show me inscripture where to findthe Truth.

Now, you know thatGod works in His owntime and own way. Andbeing mere servants, we must humble ourselves to His will. After writing thepreceding about a week or so ago, I “stumbled” upon a very interestingportion of the Bible. My answer seemed to leap right off the page. At the endof James, lies the answer.

“13 Is anyone among you in trouble? Let them pray. Is anyone happy? Letthem sing songs of praise. 14 Is anyone among you sick? Let them call the elders ofthe church to pray over them and anoint them with oil in the name of the Lord. 15

And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raisethem up. If they have sinned, they will be forgiven. 16 Therefore confess your sins toeach other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of arighteous person is powerful and effective.

17 Elijah was a human being, even as we are. He prayed earnestly that itwould not rain, and it did not rain on the land for three and a half years. 18 Againhe prayed, and the heavens gave rain, and the earth produced its crops.

19 My brothers and sisters, if one of you should wander from the truth andsomeone should bring that person back, 20 remember this: Whoever turns a sinnerfrom the error of their way will save them from death and cover over a multitudeof sins.” NIV James 5:13-20

I look forward to your comments. May God bless you and keep yousafe in all that you do in His name. Remember, the fastest way up is tokneel down. And, for those of you who don’t know the meaning of thatline, it means humble yourself before God and pray.

A lifelong resident of Union Parish, Robert Lemoine is a Christian small business owner.He and his wife, Summer, oversee www.foreverandalwaysonline.com and also sellChristian merchandise at flea markets and fesitvals in north Louisiana and surroundingstates. Robert's writings are most inspirational, Christian, and patriotic with occasionalreflections on lessons learned. He can be reached at [email protected].

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Biedenharn Museum andGardens AnnouncesHoliday Schedule

Christmas Evenings at the Biedenharn…Thursday-Saturday,December 13-15 from 5-8pm the Biedenharn celebrates Christmas withextended evening hours featuring lights in the garden, decorations bythe Monroe Garden Study League, live entertainment, wassail and ofcourse, Santa and Mrs. Claus. Admission is $5 per person.

Cinema Christmas Classics is this year’s theme for the decorations inthe historic Biedenharn Home. Members of the Monroe Garden StudyLeague are celebrating ten holiday films such as “It’s a Wonderful Life,”“The Polar Express” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” The indoordecorations will be augmented by a marvelous display of lights withinthe garden. Soda Jerks in the Coke Museum’s replica soda fountain tellthe story of Joe Biedenharn and the first bottling of Coca-Cola. TheMuseum Store offers a wide range of items for Christmas shopping andSanta and Mrs. Claus will be available to for photos.

Plants of Christmas…Tuesday, November 27 Noon & 6pm in theEducation Building, Executive Director Ralph Calhoun presents a fun andinformative free program on Plants of Christmas. He will discuss thehistory and symbolism of popular Christmas plants including poinsettias,Christmas cactus and the Christmas tree. Reservations not required.

Images of the Nativity…Tuesday, December 11, Noon & 6pm in theEducation Building, Executive Director Ralph Calhoun presents Imagesof the Nativity, a free program exploring medieval symbolism andunderstanding of incidents surrounding the birth of Christ as depicted inprayer books called Books of Hours. Reservations not required.

The decorated home, gardens and other museums are open fortours Tuesday-Saturday from 10-5 and will remain decorated throughoutDecember. Regular admission is $6 for Adults, $4 for children under 12.Call 318-387-5281 or visit www.bmuseum.org for more information.


What better way to say “Happy 200thBirthday, Louisiana” than ending theBicentennial year with North and CentralLouisiana’s Holiday Trail of Lights?

The cities and regions workingcooperatively on Louisiana’s 2012 HolidayTrail of Lights include Alexandria-Pineville,Minden, Monroe-West Monroe, Natchitochesand Shreveport-Bossier. There are eventstaking place in all five regions duringNovember and December.

The season kicks off with theNatchitoches Christmas Lights Festival, ondisplay through January 6, 2013. Thousands oflights are on daily at dusk, illuminating thedowntown district and the Cane River Lake.The Natchitoches Festival features more than300,000 lights, including a new 18-footLouisiana Bicentennial set piece. More than125 scenes will be displayed along the CaneRiver. On November 23-24, December 14-16and December 21-23, “Snow Fest” will featureFrosty’s Avalanche Slide where visitors cantube down 110 feet of winter fun. The annualChristmas Festival will take place Sat.,December. 1 downtown with food and craftvendors, shopping, live entertainment, twoparades, fireworks, and a laser light show.

Visitors to Shreveport-Bossier may noticesome new bright lights leading them toholiday happenings along the trail this year.Two new 18-foot LED set pieces will pointtravelers to Holiday Trails of Lights events inthe two cities. One will be placed at theGreenwood Welcome Center, the other at theLouisiana Boardwalk. All other cities on thetrail will display the same signs for theirHTOL events.

Christmas in Roseland, at the Gardens ofthe American Rose Center, will be openFridays, Saturdays and Sundays from Nov. 23through December. 23. This signature event is

marked by more than one million lights andChristmas community cards made by areastudents. Other holiday events andperformances include Christmas in PlainDealing Festival, Nov. 24; the CountryChristmas Festival in Vivian and theChristmas on Caddo Fireworks Festival,December. 1 in Oil City. Or enjoy thewhimsical Benton’s Christmas Festival andParade at the BentonChristmas on theSquare, December. 8.New this year, is aCandlelight ChristmasTours, 6 pm-8:30 pm,December. 6, 7 andDecember. 13, 14.

Minden’s historicdowntown, stillboasting its 1917 brickstreets, will offerlocally-owned specialtyshopping for Christmasduring “Wrap It UpDowntown” onTuesday, December. 4.Visit Santa, shop, tourlocal museums, art galleries and antiqueshops. The Lion’s Club Christmas Parade isthat night at 6pm. The Historic ResidentialDistrict Candlelight Tour of Homes isDecember 8.

Alexandria-Pineville will turn on theirholiday lights Thursday, November 29 in theAlexander Fulton Mini-Park in the DowntownCultural Arts District. This will kickoff thecity’s annual 12 Nights of Christmas. Theweekend will continue with an Old FashionedChristmas at Kent Plantation House and theRapides Symphony Orchestra’s HolidayConcert. Holidays in the Heart in Pineville andAlexandria will be December. 7-9, with a

weekend of parades, shopping andentertainment. The Pineville Christmas Paradewill be held Friday, December. 7. TheAlexandria Museum’s Second Saturday Marketwill take place on Saturday, December. 8.

Monroe-West Monroe opens their festivitieswith a Lighting Ceremony and Little MissChristmas on the River Pageant on Saturday, Nov.24 with Saturday, December. 1 as Festival

Weekend. FestivalWeekend features theBah Humbug 5KRun, BawcomvilleRedneck Parade,OuachitaIndependent BankChristmas Paradeand FireworksExtravaganza, livemusic and more.December 6-8weekend in Monroe-West Monroecontinues HolidayFun with a chilicook-off, pet

pawrade, downtowngallery crawl, Symphony performances, and livemusic. December 17, Old-Fashioned Weekendcaps it off with shopping on Antique Alley,antique car and cruise show, river market events,ballet performance, and Santa’s Christmas Villagewith ice skating at the NELA Children’s Museum.

Find out more by visitingwww.HolidayTrailOfLights.com orwww.facebook.com/HolidayTrailOfLights forholiday events.

Brandy Evans is the vice president ofcommunications for the Shreveport-BossierConvention and Tourist Bureau and serves on theHoliday Trail of Lights marketing coalition.

Turn on the Holidays: A Bicentennial CelebrationBy Brandy Evans

Fireworks over Cane River Lake


Years ago I wastold never to discusspolitics or religion.You know, more warshave been fought overthe centuries and

deaths come about because of religion.Simply, if you don’t believe in what I believe,I’ll kill you. That’s why we’re here in the goodole USA and that’s why I write whatever Iwant (pretty much) and you can, too. I like tojoke with the Baptists and say things like,“For every four Baptists, you’ll always find afifth.” Catholics are “mackerel snappers”, or Ilook at my buddy curiously when he sayswhat religion he is and I say, “Do ya’ll handlesnakes?” Could even say “Honk if you’reAmish” or ask what goes clippity clop bang,clippity clop bang, which is an Amish driveby shooting. But it’s always all in fun. Getyourself a goodeditor first. I writeabout outdoors andhunting so youprobably weren’texpecting religionout of me but here’sa story about a squirrel with a little religion.Maybe you’ve heard the old Ray Stevenssong, “The squirrel that went to church”, it’s agood one. It took place in Pasquagola, MS.Seems like these boys snuck a squirrel intochurch and he climbed up someone’s britcheslegs, and well, you can see how they gotreligion.

Let me go back to another subject. Irecently took my 10 year old son to amemorial service of a long-time family friend.

The preacher spoke of how the body is hereonly temporarily and after we die our soulgoes on. It was a good message, very upliftingand helpful in a time of loss. I was amazedhow well my boy sat still and obviously paidattention. I didn’t have to pull any ears orgive “the look”. Everybody knows “the look”,the one that can splatter you like a bug.Parents are genetically programmed to this,and so are spouses, men and women.Anyway, next day me and I V (the fourth) aresquirrel hunting. We heard one barking and Ispied him way in top of an oak tree in a fork.Well, you know how to dothis. One guy goes aroundto the other side and turnshim so you can get a goodshot. It took a few minutesbut he finally got himturned for me and I

connected with ahead shot. I like .22headshot squirrelsfor eating because ashotgun is justnasty when it comesto cleaning

squirrels. Now it’s cleaning time. I like to use a

really sharp knife and a pair of poultry orgame sheers, prep the area where the tail joinsthe body above the anus (that means pluckthe hair with your thumb and knife blade),cut into the tail and break the bone but don’tslice the tail off. Skin down the back and overthe back hams and around towards the belly.Once you do this right, you can put your footon it and pull the back legs. The front hair

should come offdown to the head.

Pull the front legs out and the hide down tohis neck. Then grab the britches in the frontarea and pull them up to the back legs whilekeeping your foot on the tail head. It’s easy touse the scissors to break the leg bones and cutthe head off. It’s also easier to cut from stemto stern through the ribcage and remove theentrails. At this point, we always have to dothe autopsy. Where are his lungs? Wonder ifhe was a smoker? Those kidneys do look likebeans. What’s he been eating? Is that hisheart? Liver? What’s that? A gallbladder? Andof course, the sexual organs… Well, the kid’s

got to learn sometime. Unusual thingsabout a squirrel that you may not knoware 1) mama squirrels don’t cut theyoung male squirrels. You will see somemales that don’t appear to have ‘theboys’ or all the equipment. Whathappened is they did not descend.They’re in there, just really small, andthey’re not going to reproduce withthem; 2) when a male breeds a female,he plugs her with a waxy substance soother males cannot breed her, thusensuring his genetics to be carried on.Note this the next time you clean amale and see that pouch just below the

tail. If you cut into this, it will look like GESuper-seal, I promise. There are also somemusk glands under the front legs and in thejoint of the back legs, if you’re a picky eater. Igot all this information off a bubble gumwrapper, for what it’s worth.

So anyway, I skinned this squirrel outand just cut the front legs off, carefully cuttingthat tuft of hair on each wrist of the squirreland offing his head when I V says, “You thinkhe’s dead?” My first thought is, I’m raising animbecile. I smartly retorted, “Well, if I cut

your legs and head off, do youthink you’d live?” And withouthesitations, he replied, “Yes,because I have a soul, dad, and Iwill live forever.” I was shocked,

speechless, and elated. He justwent from 0 to 60. He was paying

attention at the funeral and there isa God.

Sonny Harrington is aHunter SafetyInstructor. He is also anNRA (National RifleAssociation) Rifle &

Pistol Instructor andhas hunted fromAlaska to Mexico.

A Squirrel With Soul

“Well, if I cutyour legs and

head off, do youthink you’d live?”

IN THE CR SSHAIRS By Sonny Harrington

Thanks for recommendingLOUISIANA NAME PLACES (Nov2012). I ordered this book right after Iread your review in LRT and haven’tput it down since. At first I startedreading just about the towns I wasinterested in but then decided to juststart at the front of the book… I never

would have considering buying this book if you had notrecommended it... Good job. – Loretta E., DeRidder

Louisiana is so fortunate to have a Renaissance Festival, especially onethis fantastic! I never miss it. – Sandy P., Alexandria

I love to cook so I always read Stacy’s recipes first when my LRTarrives. Now I look for the new column, SWEET TRAVELS by DonnaMcManus, too… I get great recipes, tips, and learn something newsuch as serving Syllabub like the original pilgrims did atThanksgiving. – Billie M., Jonesboro

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DecemberCalendar of Events

December 1_______________

Ozone Camellia Festival

Slidel – (985) 641-0730

Miracle on Washington Street

DeRidder – (337) 463-5534

Bonfire & Gumbo Cookoff

Jennings – (337) 821-5532

Bonfire on the Levee – Oak Alley

Vacherie – (800) 44ALLEY

December 1-2______________

Pioneer Christmas Celebration

Franklinton – (985) 839-5228

Christmas Extravaganza

Covington – (985) 796-5853

December 1, 8_____________

Christmas Tree Farm Festival

Grant – (800) 987-NOEL

December 1-25_____________

Christmas New Orleans Style

(504) 522-5711

December 2_______________

A Rural Life Christmas

Baton Rouge – (225) 765-2437

December 7-9______________

Fire and Water Celebration

Arnaudville – (337) 754-5316

Christmas in the Country

St. Francisville – (225) 635-4224

Festival of the Bonfires

Gramercy-Lutcher – (800) 367-7852

December 8_______________

Fete Hiver – Winter Celebration

Natchitoches – (888) 677-7853

Madewood Christmas Heritage

Napoleonville – (985) 369-7151

December 9_______________

Christmas Celebration & Gumbo

Cookoff

Morganza – (225) 694-3655

Creole Christmas Bonfire

Magnolia Mound PlantationBaton Rouge – (225) 343-4955

St. Lucy Festival of Lights

St Martinville – (337) 394-6021

December 9-10_____________

Cottonport Christmas on the Bayou

Festival

Cottonport – (318) 876-3417

December 10______________

A Bayou Christmas

LaRose – (985) 693-7355

December 14-15, 21-22______

Candlelight Christmas Tours

White Castle – (225) 545-2730

December 16______________

Carolling in Washington Square

New Orleans – (888) 312-0812

December 23______________

Carolling in Jackson Square

New Orleans – (504) 523-7074

The End of a Horse Thiefand His AccompliceBy Lora Peppers

NortheastLouisiana during the1800’s has struck meas being like the

Wild West. Lynching was common. So wasdueling. Prostitution was grudginglyignored. Newspapers applauded citizenstaking matters into their own hands andvery few were prosecuted for doing so. Thisarticle appeared in the Ouachita Telegraph,March 22, 1866, Page 2, Column 6. One manjailed on horse theft made his escape withanother horse thief in Caldwell Parish. Theend result was that both were shot. Payclose attention to the line in one of theparagraphs: “… the only way to put a stop totheir audacious and hellish deeds, is to deal withthem in a summary manner.”

Horse-Theft and its Results.The good people of Caldwell and Catahoula

parishes have long been annoyed and imposedupon by gangs of thieves and desperadoes, whoemboldened by their success and frequent escapeshave pursued their infamous calling with a highhand. Retribution it would appear from thefollowing statement furnished by a citizen of theformer parish, has at last overtaken a couple of

these characters. Other persons concur in theaccount here given by a gentleman who writesfrom Columbia:

On the first of February, ult., there wasa horse stolen from Dr. J.N. Dial, of thisParish, and after a month's pursuit by theDoctor, the thief, Charles Thompson, andhorse were both apprehended near Alexandria.

The thief was brought back and lodgedin jail at this place; owing to a defect in thejail he had to be guarded, and on the night ofMonday, the 12th ult., he made his escape.The next day after Thompson made his escape,a co-partner in crime, H.D. Jewett, came herewith money for the prisoner. Finding out thatThompson had made his escape, he, Jewett,crossed the river immediately at this place anddeliberately mounted Dr. S.B. Fluitt's horsewhich was hitched at the ferry, and put off ina gallop. He was pursued and apprehended incompany with Thompson. The party thatpursued them put an end to their crimes andwicked deeds-they were both shot inattempting to escape. On the person of Jewettwas found false whiskers and two wigs ofdifferent color and style-one that of a negro.There is a regular systematic clan of them,and it behooves the people to break it up, andin the absence of jails, &c., the only way toput a stop to their audacious and hellish

deeds, is to dealwith them in asummarymanner. Theyhave beenstealing,jayhawking,and robbing inthis Parish andsurrounding country for some time.

We learn, in addition, that these men wereunknown about Columbia, though they were believed tohave been Missouri soldeirs [sic], and a part of the gangwho, some six weeks ago, robbed Rev. L.S. Markham, ofCaldwell, of money and other valuables to the amount of$3,000, besides many important papers, none of whichhave as yet been heard from. Jewett had gone on a boatfrom this place to Columbia, and as the evidences of athorough thieving organization were found on the personsof himself and confederate, such as disguises, memorandain cipher, a compass, etc., he had doubtless been on a visitto associates in crime, wherever they may have been.

Lora Peppers, a Monroe native, grew up in Bastrop andgraduated from ULM. Her love of history dates back tochildhood when one of her favorite activities was visiting localcemeteries to examine headstones. She also loves to travel, theGreat Smoky Mountains National Park being her favorite placeon Earth. Her job as a genealogist and historian has given herthe opportunity to lead many lectures and author several books.She can be reached by e-mail at [email protected].

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Get outside everyday, miracles arewaiting everywhere.Autumn has been atime of transition, fromgrowth to maturity.The promise of spring

and summer’s blossom matured into fall’s fruit.Like crabapples and persimmon. Bright redberries of dogwoods and hollies are now ondisplay. Nandina and pyracantha, too. Puffywinds scatter fluffy seeds from goldenrods,mistflower, sedges, cattails and groundselbushes. Pods hang from redbuds, catalpas andgolden rain trees. The ground beneath oaks andpecans is littered with nuts. Don’t retire your

garden yet. Leave this natural abundance to feedwildlife during the dormant months ahead.

Trees dazzle. November’s trees swappedfaded summer foliages for striking fall fineries.Creepers, dogwoods, sumacs and pears sportedred. Ginkos, poplars, maples and catalpas woreyellow. A few like sweetgum and sassafras werestunning in rich shades of red, yellow, purple andorange. Then in swirling abandon, they beganshedding their gaudy autumn apparel. Gatherfallen leaves for mulch or compost them for use inthe garden.

Seasons overlap. Before river birch trees couldfinish shedding this year’s leaves, next year’s catkinshad already appeared. As poplar seed spiraled to theground from crumbling cones, the green buds of new

leaves had already formed. And those floweringdogwoods! Among summer’s remaining leaves,fall berries were hobnobbing with buds of nextspring’s blooms. Three seasons in a single glance!And out in the meadow, spring wildflowers arealready sprouting.

Birds migrate. In October, summer’s lasthummers and buntings winged away south insearch of warmer climes while winter migrantsbustled in from northern parts – finches, juncos,kinglets and warblers. Geese, too. Year-roundfavorites include cardinals, thrashers, mockersand doves; robins, blackbirds, jays andchickadees. And wrens. How delightful winter’slittle king! Tiny wren that bobs and sings, cockytail and brownish wings; perky wren thatfortune brings, playing hopscotch on my swing.

Seasonal changes in the flower bed areobvious. The daffodils and iris of spring giveway to the ornamental mums, pansies,snapdragons and dianthus of fall. Even with themild October frosts, summer blooms stillhighlight the mid-November garden – bleedinghearts, cannas, cosmos, lantanas, sages andsalvias. Plus the native asters, narrow-leavedsunflowers and mistflowers that nature strewswith such careless grace. Sasanquas areblooming, camellia have budded. Dutch cloverand dandelion blossom underfoot. Winter,spring, summer and fall – flowering plants bindthem all. Hungry fritillaries and sulphurs dine onremaining nectar; bees and skippers too.

Come December, it’s the end of anothercycle in the annual rhythm of sun and season.On Summers Solstice (June 20th), the noondaysun reached its zenith, passing almost directlyoverhead. Since then, the sun has slanted everlower in its daily path across the sky. Daylighthours have waned while nights have grownprogressively longer. On Winters Solstice(December 21st), the sun will reach its lowestelevation and the longest night of the year.Looking for assurances that spring would return,primitive farming cultures built megalithicstructures to track the movement of the sun. Onthe solstice, communities gathered to confirmthat the ebbing winter sun had indeed reversedcourse. In their darkest hour, hope was reborn.

At Christmas, as we gather with family andfriends, let us remember the reason for the hopethat is in us. For unto you is born this day in thecity of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.(Luke 2:11) Rejoice and be glad in it!

Another year is closing, another year ofsharing with readers the interactive world ofmostly native plants and animals. The aim ofGoing Native has been to invite Road Trippers to“see” the natural world we live in, to spark aninterest in exploring and enjoying nature. GoingNative leaves the planting and pruning “how-to’s” to the experts. Mine is simply the beauty,the harmony, the wonder of it all. Have aBlessed Christmas and a Happy New Year!

A life-long resident of Lake Providence, Larry Brock wasinspired by his grandfather’s passion for gardening andhis own desire to recover the horticultural uniqueness ofthis region. Larry is drawn to the relationships betweenplants, birds, insects and soil and can be found putteringoutdoors in his yard most any time, weather permitting.

Rejoice and Be Glad In It!GOING NATIVE By Larry Brock

A Hollow EdenBy Dixie Taylor Hall

Ever stop to thinkhow much the Gardenof Eden seems to be notfar from our thoughts?Without even realizingit, I have been on aquest all my life to

recreate the best “Garden of Eden” possible. I love flowers more than food, and tried to

plant all the foliage I could beg, buy, borrow orsteal. Over the years and under duress, I haveacquired multiple groupings of dogs, cats,porcupines, fish, guinea pigs, snakes, and variousother dependent creatures for my “lonely” sixchildren. I bought a total of four houses over theyears and surprise – none of them were what Iwanted, exactly, yet someone from a third worldcountry would say they were HGTV dreamhouses by their standards. In the bayou house Ichanged the color on the walls to passion apple,slate blue, and “stayed only two nights on thewall” teal green.

I remember at 14 I had waited and waitedto get my own radio alarm clock. I had paintedmy room walls sunflower yellow and my momhad bought orange, green and yellow floralcurtains that had the same warning as staringinto the sun for more than 11 seconds. I knewthat my “Garden of Eden” would be totally,completely cool with a neon yellow or orangeradio alarm clock shaped like a banana orsomething crazy. The “big day” came and I got aradio alarm clock and a flannel night cap likeLaura on “Little House on the Prairie” (boo). Thisbrown, square, “lost in space” style alarm clockweighed like the Titanic anchor and wasextremely dull. It did not fit Eden. I had to use it.I had committed to never again ask my parentsto wake me up for school. “I was WOMAN.” Itonly took a small item to be wacked out and myparadise was ruined. Since I was so OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...look it up) Ihad to get it color coordinated. I compromiseddull clock with an orange chair and yellowdresser, Voila!

As years passed, my own children triedto build their own paradise. I finally got“Garden of Eden” burnout. It was hollow.Every year, in a panic attack in Old Navy orPier One, I pondered… “Would they wearthis?” “Is this dorky?” “They don’t need it butI have to get them a lime green pillow or a carmat rug or we all will be miserable for thedistant future.”

I remember a bad gift I got one year, anelectric foot soak machine from my husband.FOOT SOAK MACHINE, OMG! WHAT WEREYOU THINKING? You can see how a pregnantwife can get the wrong idea about a foot soakmachine not being part of the glassy sea in herEden. That is not what led to the divorce in ‘our’Eden but it was a ripple in our glass sea. Footsoak machines for a 30 something year oldpregnant (key bit of info) tennis enthusiast whowanted to be a diva tonight...nada. It clamped thebedroom door shut for a few hours. Now that Iam not pregnant and my brain cells havereturned, I would love to have that machine (Iwas stupid.)

Back to hollow. I kid you not...I startedtrying to think outside the box. Surely God inheaven did not invent this scenario where I losemy mind every year trying to please people.Then it just hit me one day when I was freakingout to God, “Did you want or require any ofthis?” So now as I have started really asking Godin a normal voice what He wants, He remindedme why the original Eden was not hollow andjoyless. For one thing, Adam and Eve did nothave to shop at Old Navy. When they said, “Ijust feel NAAAA-KED” or “I don’t haveanything to wear”, they spoke truth. And foranother thing, God was walking in Eden withthem, talking to them and they were listening, atleast before they took in the pet snake. I don’twant another year to pass and me have a hollowEden. I won’t be NAAAA-KED this year but Iwill be doing more walking, talking andlistening to the ONE who made me!


Eccentricity, Foolishness, orSource of Lasting Monuments?San Jose's Crazy and Wonderful Winchester HouseBy Lee Estes, FPSA

Sarah Pardee grew up in New Haven, CTduring the middle of the 19th century, aprivileged daughter of acarriage manufacturer. Sheenjoyed all the advantages ofa cultured upbringing andeventually married WilliamWirt Winchester, son ofOliver Winchester, Lt.Governor of Connecticut andmanufacturer of the famousWinchester Repeating Rifle.This marriage began happily, but four yearslater tragedy struck when their infant daughterdied from a rare childhood disease. This eventcaused Sarah to go into a deep depressionaffecting her for the rest of her life. Fifteen yearslater her husband died from tuberculosis furtheraggravating Sarah's depression.However, she was left with afortune of twenty million dollars,an impressive sum in the 1880's,plus almost half of WinchesterArms Co. providing an incomeof almost $1,000 per day.

As the story goes, Sarah, inher grief stricken condition, resorted toconsulting with a Boston Medium or spiritualadvisor. This relationship resulted in Mrs.Winchester being convinced her fortune washaunted by the spirits of Native Americans andothers who had been killed by shots fromWinchester rifles. The medium advised Sarah tomove west and build a home to appease the evilspirits. From a practical standpoint, a change ofscenery and an all consuming hobby may havebeen just what Sarah needed. Anyway, shedeparted Connecticut and travelled to Californiaand found a spot in the Santa Clara Valleywhere she began construction on a house where

ongoing work and modification wouldcontinue until her death in 1922.

This house, which is open to visitorstoday, reached seven stories in height andspread across six acres, contained 160 rooms,2000 doors, 10,000 windows, 47 staircases, 47fireplaces, 13 bathrooms, and 6 kitchens.Features include doors and staircases to"nowhere" and exits from upper floors whichmight open to the outside well above groundwhere an unsuspecting visitor might step outand fall. It is said that Mrs. Winchester in herefforts to avoid the spirits of the departednever slept in the same room on consecutivenights. She was noted for her generosity,paying workmen well over the going rate forlabor and inviting children from theneighborhood for parties and ice cream.

Many stories have evolvedconcerning this strange womanwho always wore a veil to hideher face. But the WinchesterHouse stands in San Jose,California as a lasting monumentto herlifelong

determination tobuild such an edifice.After her death thefurnishings wereauctioned off and ittook several trucksand more than amonth to take it allaway. Separatingtruth and fictionconcerning SarahWinchester is difficult.Even her employeeswho lived long after

her death were reluctant totalk about their boss.

The common namefor where the Winchesterhouse is located is now"Silicon Valley" wheremany more recent fortuneshave been made. It is alsoa wonderful place to visiton a "Road Trip" out of SanFrancisco, Oakland, or Long Beach. There areother fascinating places to visit in the area,Monterey, with its wonderful Pacific coast,and all around the Bay Area.

Lee Estes, a Kentucky native, migrated to Louisiana in1956 with his wife, Lottie. He worked in aviation thenwith A&LM Railway. He began making photographs inEurope after WWII and ranked among the leadingmonochrome exhibition photographers in the U.S. duringthe 80’s. His extensive travels included leading toursacross the globe. Lee has authored threephoto/documentary books and is currently involved withthe documentation of The Dixie Overland Highway(US80) in Louisiana, funded by a grant from theLouisiana Endowment for the Humanities.

Hello, Anglers! Ithought I would passon some new fishingproduct info asChristmas isagain in the

wings and it’s time to start thinkingvery seriously about selecting gifts forthose fishing addicts in our lives. Mostserious anglers love to stay on top ofthe latest technology in every aspect offishing but especially when it comes tofishing reels. This is a very importantfactor when putting together the toolsnecessary to consistently make a dent inthe fishing population. One of the topbrands of reels on the market for the past 40-50 years is Abu Garcia. I have been usingthese reels for 30 plus years and the manychoices and quality workmanship for AbuGarcia products have never been better thantoday. There are other quality reels out thereas well but I am the most familiar with AbuGarcia.

Many anglers, especially experiencedanglers, are difficult to ‘gift’. The Revo Seriesof reels is currently one of the best sellingand highest rated fishing reels available. I

Christmas Gift Ideas For Anglerswill mention three of them as there are 10 inthe baitcast series and 4 Revos in the spinningreel series. The first is the Revo S which isredesigned from last year and weighs 7.62 ozs,

which is 1.09 ozs less thanthe earlier, already lightweight model. Retailing at$129.95, it also has a newpearl color and is verysmooth casting with linecapacity of 145 yds with 12lb test. Another is the RevoSTX which is their best seller.It was also recently

upgraded from the originalweight of 8.90 ozs to 6.46 ozs.

That’s an amazing decemberrease of 2.44 ozs.in weight. I have both reels, the original aswell as the upgrade, and thedifference is very significantwhen you have a long day offishing.

The new STX holds thesame amount of line as theolder model at 145 yds of 12 lbtest and the price is unchangedat $199.95. The final reel is theflagship of the Revo Series, the

MGX which is every freshwater angler’sdream reel weighing only 5.4 ozs. One of themost technical reels ever designed, the MGXline capacity is 115 yds of 12 lb test. The reelis very smooth, quiet, super strong and lightas a feather. It will spoil you but it is notcheap at $349.95.

OTHER GIFT IDEAS: Our guideservice offers gift certificates for Christmasand all special events for guide trips onToledo and Sam Rayburn. These are for oneor two anglers and can be redeemed anytimeduring a 12 month time period.

Joe Joslin is a syndicated outdoor columnist,tournament angler and pro guide on Toledo andSam Rayburn. Contact him at 337-463-3848,[email protected], orwww.joejoslinoutdoors.com.

MY FAVORITE FISHING HOLE By Toledo Bend Pro Angler, Joe Joslin

Abu Garcia's FlagshipRevo MGX

Take a Drive AroundCross Lake in Shreveport

Cross Lake is an 8,575-acre manmade lake built in 1926 that isaround 13.4 square miles. The lake is the primary water source for the cityand is also used for many recreational activities such as boating, fishingand hunting.

North Lakeshore Drive is a great little road to drive. From oldcountry cottages that have been there a long time to fancy newlakeshore homes, it offers an eclectic assortment of residentialproperty to view through the window. Locals have picked theirfavorite water sports and views of the cypress trees in Cross Lake areeasy to spot.

Close to Blanchard, it's hard to miss Tom Bueche's rustic cabinthat he built himself and decorates with old tools used long ago.Stop by Brady Farms and you might end up with some farm-fresheggs to take home.



Hello folks… I'vegot Christmas cookies onthe sideboard and applecider on the stove. Makeyourselves at home, andlet’s chat. ~smile~ Paulette just emailed me

the most amusing article of this new Christmasseason, or the saddest. I can’t decemberide.Here’s the latest from Down Under, mates, andI’m not even using my southern storyteller’slicense. The world’s gone so straight runningcrazy it’s not necessary.

around those overcrowded malls looking forjust the right present for their Sugar Plumsonly to hear the fat man say, “Ha, ha, ha!” –Well, it won’t be pretty.

I’m not advocating rough language. I wasraised to understand there was no excuse forugly words, not even ignorance. Once, when Iwas no more than five or six years old, I toldPapa I was ready to join the older kids andtake my turn hoeing cotton for him. “I’m agood hoe-er,” I said proudly. Papa couldn’tshush me fast enough and I thought Mamawas going to faint dead away. They didn’texplain. They simply told me not to repeat thatproud announcement again, to anyone, ever. Itwas years before I figured that out.

Let's give Santa a break, friends. Thereshould still be some things that when kidsdon’t know, you don’t have to tell ‘em.

Y'all have a big, big time on the porchtoday and drop me a note if you have a mind.I love to hear from y'all! ~Hugs, Shellie

"Is Santa Using Rough Language?" ALL THINGS SOUTHERN By Shellie Tomlinson

A number of Australian stores haveput Santa Claus on notice about his roughlanguage. This year, old St. Nick won’t beallowed to say, “Ho, ho, ho!” because “ho”can be construed as a slang term thatcould offend women shoppers. Paulettesaid, “Well, if the shoe fits, wear it honey,”but as always, she misses the point.

I challenge you to find a singlefemale, regardless of her chosenprofession, who has ever heard Santa’sfamous greeting and thought he wascalling her out. You have to look extrahard for this kind of stupid.

The PC cops think Santa should say“Ha, ha, ha” instead of the offensive "ho,ho, ho." I say, if it’s confrontation we’retrying to avoid, we’re jumping out of thefrying pan and into the fire. Bubba and theboys tend to feel a bit of pressure atChristmas time as it is. If they happen torun into Santa after a long day traipsing

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Christmas is here and a new year upon us. It’samazing how fast this year has flown by. Lookingback, I have so much to be thankful for, as we all do.Thank you for the opportunity to share recipes everymonth. I hope you all enjoy the blessings ofChristmas and wish you good health, happiness, andjoy ahead. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

by Stacy Thornton

Combine mustard, salt, pepper, and tarragon; set aside. Steam greenbeans covered for 5 minutes or until tender. Keep warm. Melt butterover medium high heat. Add onions and saute for about 3 minutes.Stir in mustard mixture and toss well. Cook until heated through. Stirin sour cream and remove from heat. Serve immediately.

Cowboy Mashed Potatoes1 lb red potatoes 1 lb yellow potatoes3/4 lb baby carrots 4 cloves garlic10 oz frozen white corn, thawed 1/4 cup butter1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese salt and pepper to taste1 fresh jalapeno, seeded and chopped

Peel and cube potatoes. Place potatoes, jalapeno, carrots and garlic in alarge pot. Cover with water. Bring to a boil over high heat and cook for15 to 20 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Drain. Stir in corn andbutter. Mash mixture with a potato masher until butter is melted andpotatoes have reached desired consistency. Mix in cheese and seasonwith salt and pepper. Serve hot.

Party Cheese Wreath16 oz cream cheese 8 oz cheddar cheese1 tsp chopped red bell pepper 1 tbsp finely chopped onion3 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tbsp lemon juice1 dash ground red pepperGarnish: chopped fresh parsley and red bell pepper

Beat cream cheese and cheddar cheese with electric mixer on mediumspeed until well blended. Blend in remaining ingredients. Refrigerateseveral hours or overnight. Place drinking glass in center of servingplatter. Drop rounded tablespoons of cheese mixture around glass, justtouching the outer edge of the glass to form a ring. Smooth mixturewith spatula. Remove glass. Garnish with chopped fresh parsley, andadditional red bell pepper. Serve with crackers and breadsticks.

Southwest Turkey1 1/2 cups lemon juice 1 1/4 cups orange juice1 1/2 cups kosher salt 3 tbsp chopped garlic1 1/2 cups packed light brown sugar 1 1/2 cups chopped yellow onion3 oranges cut in half 12 to 14 lb turkey3 jalapenos minced 1/3 cup chopped cilantro4 1/2 tsp chili powder 4 1/2 tsp ground cumin1 1/2 tsp dried oregano 1 1/2 gallons water1 1/2 tbsp vegetable oil 1 1/2 tbsp creole seasoning

Thaw turkey and rinse with cold water. Combine first 13 ingredients ina large plastic bag or nonreactive container and mix well. Place turkeyin container and soak for 12 to 24 hours. Turn turkey occasionally sothat it is coated on all sides. Remove the turkey and pat dry.

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Place turkey breast side up on a roastingpan. Rub turkey with oil and coat with creole seasoning. Roast turkeyuntil golden brown and meat thermometer reads 165 degrees wheninserted into the breasts. Cook for about 3 hours, then transfer to aplatter and cool 15 minutes. Carve and serve.

Holiday Green Beans2 1/2 tsp Dijon mustard 1/4 tsp salt1/4 tsp ground black pepper 1/4 tsp dried tarragon1 1/2 lbs green beans 2 tsp butter3/4 cup sliced green onions 1 tsp fat free sour cream

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