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Lyrically

Incorrect!Christopher Long

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Lyrically Incorrect.

With special thanks to all those who helped me write these

parodies and compile this book.

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Contents

1. Pour Some Syrup on It 4

2. Ice Cream Sundae 6

3. These Chores 84. Brits 10

5. No Spare 12

6. Obsessed 15

7. Tonic 17

8. New Girlfriend 18

9. Your Spread 19

10. I Love This Rug 21

11. I Wish it Was Christmas 22

12. Candy 24

13. Message on Your Mobile 26

14. Golfing Teacher 28

15. I Cannot Sing 30

16. Watching Disney All the Time 31

17. Here's My Wife 32

18. I Am the Best At Making Raspberry Tarts 34

19. Me and My Band 36

20. Bury Picasso ` 38

21. My Ship is On Fire 39

22. Going Up 40

23. Reading Books 42

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Pour Some Syrup on It-

Parody of Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard.

If Def Leppard wrote a Recipe this would be it:

Take it off pause and just hit play

I'm going to show a recipe today

The cake is nearly ready, get the oven on

Looking pretty good and it's very nearly done

Get the oven gloves and go put them on

It's 95 degrees, switch on the fan

Twist the little dial until the temperature right

Television cooks, they made me stay up all night

Better taste good, I've been working all week

This little cake is just for me, yeah

Hey!C'mon, grab a spoon, mix it up

Break the eggs, whisk them up

Pour some syrup on it

Ooh, that looks really good


C'mon just half a cup


Oh, I just can't get enough

It's hot, sticky sweet

Can't eat it yet, coz of the heat, yeah

Listen. Ice it, slice it, ready now EAT!

Proud of my cake, I'm going to put it on show

Ramsay and Oliver can't get enough

Sweet taste, pudding, just eat it up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little

Ice it a little more

I love this cake, I want to bake some moreSometime, any time, sugar it sweet

This little cake is just for me, yeah

Grab the spoon, mix it up

Break the eggs, whisk them up


Ooh that looks really good


C'mon just half a cup


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Oh, I just can't get enough

It's hot, sticky sweet

Can't eat it yet, coz of the heat

You got the topping, I got the cream

Thats a cake, fit for a queenCoz it's hot it is a real treat

But can't eat it yet, coz of the heat

Do you want cream? One scoop will do

Take the cake cut it up

Take the plate and eat it up


Ooh that looks really good

Pour some syrup on itC'mon just half a cup


Ooh can't get enough


Get it, but not my bit


Ooooh


Yeah! All for me.

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Ice Cream Sundae- Parody of Manic Monday by The Bangles.

Dessert 's already here now I have wait for the cream

My glass is up there waiting by the soda stream

But they can't be late or they just won't get paid

There are just so many ways your food can be delayed

Not another ice cream sundae

I wish they had sorbet

I could eat that all day

That's not much to pay


Have to go out in rain

It is almost closing time

And if I started eating now

I still would not finish in time

What takes so long

Wish I had only eaten a pear

Blame it on the staff

There is one right over there






All of these lights

Why did my mother have to pick this place?

In the town (This place, this place)

All this chatter

Why is everyone causing such a fuss?

Enjoyment's down

She tells me in a high-pitched voice

C'mon honey, lets check the invoice

Food's here at last

Are you having some?







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Not another ice cream sundae.

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These Chores- Parody of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.

Well I have seen a lot of DIY on the TV

and I thought to myself well that looks so easy

I'm filling in some cracks and now I'm building a rack

Before the tools come out I will be using hand gesturesand I think that flooring is the wrong dimension

I think I better move that fern

I think that looks handsome

I will estimate some more and wait

but I must do these chores

Turn on the light so you can see

Reading the plan is too easy

Open up the box

and you'll find gloves gloves gloves gloves

Turning on some music and I wish the phone would ring

I just need a cup of tea

And these are way too tight, these gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves

No I will estimate some more and wait


There's no need to estimate that pine is short

Please can they wait, these chores

Do do do do, do do do do

But this doesn't want to come on

Put that down over here

And I really need a beer

Do do do do woah woah

I've been spending too much time just looking at the mirror

So I better get it finished now because I want some dinner

So I filled myself a glassAnd I saw a new chore and I laughed

I guess all I'm doing is thinking of a good reason

If there is such a thing as DIY is it out of season?

I wish that it was true, but got jobs to do

I will estimate some more and wait


There's no need to estimate that pine is short

Please can they wait, these chores

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(I will estimate)

Turn on the light so you can see

(What a chore, what a chore)

Reading the plan is so easy

Why don't you be smart and see that you can do these chores

(They cannot wait, these chores)

So please don't, please don't, please don't

(There's no need to estimate)

There's no need to estimate

(Your time is short)

Cause your time is short

(It is very late)

It is really getting quite late

These chores

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Brits- Parody of Kids by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue.

Take up your positions

Look at where we are

We've got the best dancers here by far

The show is about to begin

Dancers are wearing blackWe've been making hits

and now we are back

Chorus

And we'll keep rehearsing

'Til we get it

I'm only doing it for the Brits

(oh come on) Brits Award

I've got pride (yeah)

They'll be singing my song tonight

Press record really tryCause the Brits are live

After the presentation

Well I guess I will be adored

And numbers one position will be ensured

You'll see what fame does to me

I will have a lot of fans

The purpose of this performance is

to prove how good I am

Chorus

And we'll keep rehearsing

'Til we get it

I'm only doing it for the Brits

(oh come on) Brits Award

I've got pride (yeah)

They'll be singing my song tonight

Press record really try

Cause the Brits are live

It's gonna be so amazingI'm gonna come in from above

It's gonna be so amazing

I'm gonna come in from above





Descending from the ceiling

I didn't think it would be so high

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The choreographer and me

don't always see eye to eye

People have to accept me

as a singer in a band

Well I want hummers baby

This is my plan

Brit Award

I've got pride

Brit Award

I've got pride

Brit Award

I've got pride

I'm part of the industry, and honestly, and I want more

There's only one of me

Single handedly making moneyAin't no chance of the record company dropping me

I've got my career in front of me

That I know, yeah, definitely

If you don't like me, I'll make no apology

All my fans, yeah, they really follow me

But for now, I'm in the top three

Grab your dollars, come and buy me.

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No Spare- Parody of It's Not Fair by Lilly Allen.

Oh I really like these specs

I seem to wear them all the time

They cost me 15 a day

I really wish they were mine

You know I think I'm quite a fan

They make me feel so immature

You know I wish I had a way

To make my glasses more secure

There's just no string

They're getting in the way

They won't stay on my head

They're just no good

It's such a shame

Why did I pay that price?

I can't believe it's true

There wasn't too much choice

Why did I drive to Dover?

There's no spare

How can I keep them clean?



Thought I've put them there

But

They never can be seen


Oh there's no spare

But

It's made in the UK

It's made in the UK

It's made in the UK

Oh I need another pair

What happens if they break?


Oh now the frames have detached

I'll use wooden sticks instead

I even try the cable tie

I really need some brand new specs

Next time I buy some with blue strings

And they will make me so happy

Maybe I'm just overlooking

Maybe there's the ones for me

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It's such a shame

Why did I pay that price?I can't believe it's true



There's no spare





But

They never can be seenThey never can be seen

Oh there's no spare

But

It's made in the UK

It's made in the UK

It's made in the UK

I need another pair







It's such a shame

Why did I pay that price?

I can't believe it's true



There's no spare





But



Oh there's no spare

But

It's made in the UK

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It's made in the UK

It's made in the UK

I need another pair



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Obsessed- Parody of Just Dance by Lady Gaga.

A board game

La la

Oh oh eh

I play a little bit too much

I will always play for cash, play for cash right

I will always take a chance

Can't find a single man

Why am I playing this alone, alone

Who is that, at the door?

I love this board game baby, and I just wanna play some more

Keep it cool, did I play this club?

I can't remember but it's alright, alright

Obsessed, gonna play all day

Da da dooo

Obsessed, spend that money babe

Da da dooo


P p p play

Play, play, just j j just play

Wish I could turn this game around oh oh oh oh

Wanna make my mama proud. On games night

Control your play babe

But gonna win anyway

And we're all going out tonight oh oh oh oh

Who is that, at the door?

I love this board game baby, and I just wanna play some more

Keep it cool, did I play this club?

I can't remember but it's alright, alright


Da da doooObsessed, spend that money babe

Da da dooo


P p p play


When I ring through after checking out that catalog

Can't believe my eyes, so many games wanna play some more

And I ain't gonna give it up, gonna beat you no matter who you are

Gonna play, gonna play and play till 2 tomorrow yeah

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I can see that you might be a match for me

The way you are cutting those cards without a sound

And now there's no reason at all why you can't play and beat me

In the meantime stay and let me watch you crumble down

Obsessed, play all day


Da da dooo


Da da dooo


Da da dooo


P p p play


Woo Let's go

Half-psychotic, sick, hypnotic

Got my blueprint, it's symphonic


Got my blueprint, electronic


Got my blueprint, it's symphonic


Got my blueprint, electronic

Go! Use your mind, lay them out, work it, hustle

Play it, just stay close enough to win it

Don't slow! Hold it, play it, lay out, show it

Spend the moolah

(I won it)

On a car

(I got it)

Obsessed, play all day


Da da dooo


Da da dooo


Da da dooo


P p p play


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Tonic- Parody of Ironic Alanis Morrisette.

I've had this since ninety-eight

It's well past it's expiry date

Just wish I had some Chardonnay

Look at the clock, it's a quarter to eight

But I have this tonic,

That I'll drink

Chorus:

I didn't have time to go shopping today

I really tried, hope there's lemonade

It is a good prize, so I bought us some cake

The memory of this, will linger

Just to play it safe, I will not drive

Going to talk some more, before I say goodbyeI waited a whole week long, to enjoy this night

As the rain poured down I thought, Glad I'm inside

I have this tonic

Have a drink

Chorus

Well Clive is a funny guy, likes entertaining you

Makes you think, guests are okay and the party is going right

Wish it was a sunny day and we could go out, when the food's all gone.

That would be pretty ace

It's time to go, it's getting quite late

No party bags, for you to take

Not even balloons, for you and your wife

The party is not as good as it seems

It was the worst one of my life

All I had was tonic

Here to drinkWanted gin and tonic and yeah, that is a drink!

Chorus

That was a funny day, no alcohol for me or you

Come on everyone, I will just show you out

Show you out.

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New Girlfriend- Parody of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.

Hey Hey you you, I don't like these lyrics

No way no way, I think you need some new ones

Hey hey you you, I could sing those lyrics

Hey hey you you, this is such a bad song

No way no way, I don't know where I've gone wrong.Hey hey you you, I could write some lyrics

These are the best lyrics, they are not so ridiculous

With these chords the song is so addictive

Don't you know that I can sing, play and write

Don't pretend, don't you know that I'm a singing.

Give my number to a lyricist, I think I'm going to ring her

I can let you like what I do, but I'm not that bright.

I'm like not that cleverYou could write so much better

I think we should write together now.

I could do the vocals and really shout

I can repeat, repeat the lyrics

And every verse I write I sing the same

I know you will put this song on again and again

Come over here, I know you don't have a musical ear

And that it why I have a pop career

RAP: In a second you could get a better singer, because they will, because they will be better

They are lots of others, because I'm so bad a rapping

Avril is so stupid, what the hell was she thinking!

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Your Spread- Parody of One Love by Bob Marley.

This is a song to support the Marmite Love Party

Your Spread Parody of Bob Marley's 'One Love'

Your lunch

Your spreadLet's come together and eat Marmite

How much am I buying?

(too much)

What am I having?

(for lunch)

Having eaten up the jar, it feels quite light

Let's come together and eat Marmite

Yum Yum Yum

I have to have at least thirty jars(of spread)

Finding that many is really quite a task

(at art)

Now is there enough in here for dinner

I hope you do not mind if I have some for treat

Your lunch

Your spread


It can be used in cooking

(nice lunch)

Not much money to spend

(one pot)

I think I have some stored

So let's eat tonight


One more thing

If they were to go into administration (too sad)

I would not want this to happen now, would you?(so wrong)

I love to eat it on toast for dinner

I really wish this was a Marmite eating nation

Come on

Your lunch

Your spread


So you just might find

(you like )

Adored

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(let's eat)

I have heard that eating it is a delight




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I Love This Rug- Parody of Your Love is a Drug by Kesha.

Do I need that desk lamp, or do I need some sheets?

I want a prize possession, to match my ceiling beams

I'm checking on every website, I hope that the price falls

I'm doing some late night shopping, may need to check out the malls

What I want to buy is hard to find

Think I'll put in a bid online

I didn't win it, but I really tried

I wish I could just press rewind

Because I love, I love, I love this rug

I love, I love, I love

I said I love, I love, I love


Don't really care about the price, mamma's telling me I should think twice

Got one now which suffices, but really should think of the prices

The old is covered in daisies, the new one is a bit more crazy

My card is gonna be rejected, but this bill is self-inflicted

What I want to buy is hard to find

Think I'll put in a bid online

I didn't win it, but I really tried

I wish I could just press rewind


I love, I love, I loveI said I love, I love, I love


I don't care what I have to pay

I'm going to buy this anyway

It'll look great with my settee

I'll have it home by the end of the day

I've got to mention

Do you want to come and help me with my carpet placement?

I wish they had an offer like two for oneDo you like, my rug?

(Huh) my rug? (huh) my rug? (huh) my rug?

Do you like, my rug?



I said I love, I love, I love

I love, I love, I love (x2)

Hey,hey, I love, I love, my new rug

Oh that looks weird.

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I Wish It Was Christmas- Parody of Rocking the Suburbs by Ben Folds.

Merry Christmas everyone!

I am outside riding on my bike

there is few days before the big night

if I do not sleep soundlyFather Christmas will not come to me

oh come on

there many things in my bag

but they have that I wish I had

most of all the fight plane

that that model kit contains

I wish it was Christmas

just like when I was a kidI wish it was Christmas

except I cannot wrap this lid


post the cards, write the tags

buy the presents on computer

so there no are suspicious bags

Getting dark and I need a light

so I can decorate my tree tonight

think that may be too much right

I do not want my room to be bright

I really need to bake the cake

how many cookies do I bake?


just like when I was a kid


except I cannot wrap this lid


post the cards write the tagsbuy the presents on computer

so there are no suspicious bags

there is x mas craze

and I am putting up the last tree light

and is it standing up al-right?

I think it looks a bit wonky

I feel it is fate I pray

wishing for snow to stay

and invite my great great great grand daddy

and see my great great great daddy

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slade and listen for his reindeer

yes I hear the reindeer

kids want that new toy

that is supposed to be all the the rage



I am outside riding on my bikethere is few days before the big night



I wish it wound hurry up !!


just like when I was a kid


now I can wrap this lid


post the cards write the tagsI bought the presents on computer

so there no suspicious bags

ho ho

and it is Christmas

ho ho

and it is Christmas

I really want turkey, and I do not like pie!




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Candy- Parody of Mandy by Barry Manilow.

Merry Christmas to all at AM I RIGHT. Do not eat too much candy.

I cannot believe my eyes,

At Christmas they are twice the price.

See that marzipan,That jar in the window,

Such a lovely sight,

I think I'll buy two

Sweeties, what will Mummy say?

Will I have to hide away?

Judging by the price,

She will be mad with me,

But looking down the isles

I see they have cranberry.

Oh Candy,

Well I wish you were perfect for baking,

Need you on Christmas day,

Oh Candy,

I've eaten too much, now I'm shaking,

Please take it away,

Oh Candy.

I wonder whether they do lime;

Strawberry ones are hard to find.

No, my mother yelled,

Not ones with lime in,

They're for Christmas, guys,

And for post-dining,

With brandy.

I think I'll avoid ones with nuts in,

And I'll put them away,

Oh Candy,

Just look at how many you're taking,

That's enough for today,Oh Candy.

This is too extreme,

Christmas is dawning,

Candy's on my mind

and the sweeties are calling.

Oh Candy,

And now that my stomach is aching,

I should put you away,

Oh Candy,

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But I can't keep away,

Oh Candy,

And now that my stomach is aching,

I should put you away,Oh Candy,


But I want you.

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Message on Your Mobile- Parody of Message in a Bottle by The Police.

Used the phone today

dialled an extra zero

now I cannot hear your voice

can't wait to see you

when I get number right you are never thereoff enjoying yourself wish I was there

I 'll send an SMS to your phone

I 'll send an SMS to your phone

I hope that you will get my



message on your mobilemessage on your mobile

I have even left you a Facebook post

I should have done that right from the start

modern handsets really are quite clever

oh gosh I need to put my phone on charge

I'll send an SMS to your phone

I'll send an SMS to your phone




message on your mobile


woke up this morning

cannot believe what I saw

a voice mail messageI am listening to one of four

explaining that you've been on a trip to Rome

saying that you will call me the minute you get home

you got my SMS on your phone

you got my SMS on your phone

I'm glad that you have got my



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now youve read my SMS

now youve read my SMS

thank you for my SMS






thank you for my SMSthank you for my SMS




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Golfing Teacher- Parody of Father Figure by George Michael.

Just what I wanted

To have lessons and to learn just

How to drive

If I had clubs then I promise that

I would really, really trySometimes I think all I need now, is a caddy

Although getting myself an instructor, would be handy

Ho Ho Ho

The one I wanted

Is nice but really overpriced

He wanted more money than the people

In that golfing guide

Now a spot of good weather, would be dandy

If we played a round together, me and Mandy

Ho Ho Ho

I will be your golfing teacher

I will not charge overtime

Careful of that water feature

Aim the ball and take your time


Hold the club, yes that looks fine

I am more than happy to, give you my time

I did not realise

This would be such an undertaking, with things to buy

Why did I pay this money and hire this guy

Sometimes I think it would be better, with a caddy

But maybe he will make me the player, that I can be






Hold the club, yes that looks fineI am more than happy to, give you my time

Now I am in the bunker

How can this be?

This is not easy, easy for me

Why did I start this, as a hobby?

So just remember that I have really tried

Now I am prepared

Glad I looked in that guide

Such a good teacher

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Ready to show me

I'm not disappointed

Just want a prize sometime, maybe

I cannot deny, no

(Really hope the weather stays mild)

How many holes left to go(This could take a while)

Just come on, come on, there's so much to know






Hold the club, yes that looks fine

I am more than happy to, give you my time

(So I am gonna play you)Need to find the time

I will be your guide

I will be your teacher

I will be your caddy

I am more than happy to give you my time

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I Cannot Sing- Parody of You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

This song is rubbish

This song is rubbish

The words are poor

And if I play itShe'll think I'm a bore

She ignored me on the subway

She was in another band

I will lose some sleep at night

Cause I'm living in my van

I cannot sing

I cannot sing

I cannot sing, it's true

I heard this tune, it should be finished soon

I don't want to clear the roomI'll never sing with you

So I'll walk on by

And I won't cry

She could see from my face that I was

Quite a guy

And I don't think that I can find my pen

I have a bad chorus, I could sing it till the end

I cannot sing

I cannot sing

I cannot sing, it's true

I heard my tune, it should finish soon

I don't want to clear the room

And I'll never sing with you

Blah Blah Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah Blahhhh

I cannot sing

I cannot singI cannot sing, it's true

There must be an angel

With a big suitcase

This record could always be replaced

But it's time to face the truth

I will never sing with you.

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Watching Disney All The Time- Parody of Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams.

Watching Disney when I was 9

I saw my first Walt Disney

When I had just turned 9

And the front cover was so divinewatching Disney all the time.

Me and some guys from school

we were such real big fans

mickey quit and Ariel got married

we even had the trading cards

oh when I watch it now

the cartoons seem to last together

and when I had a choice

Id keep watching them foreverThose were the best days of my life.

Ain't no use in watching

when you've got a job to do

spend my evenings down at the drive in

thats when old was new.

Standing on your mammas porch

you told me we would watch together

oh when you put it on

I knew that it was Disney forever.

Those were the best days of my life.

Yeah we were killing time

watching extra features

we needed to rewind

I guess modern films arent that clever, arent that clever-no!

But now cartoons are changing

look at the characters that have been and gone

sometimes when I play the lion kingI think about Disney and where it went wrong.

Standing on your mammas porch

you told me that we would watch together.

Yeah when you put it on

I know it was Disney forever

those were the best days of my life.

Watching Disney when I was 9.

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Here's My Wife- Parody of It's My Life by Jon Bon Jovi.

Here's my wife

This is a song by

on Bon Jovi

A big hello to those that know me.I am so unbelievably proud

she's somewhere in here in this crowd

You can hear her answer when she shouts it out loud

Here's my wife

she is really clever

So now we can cook together

This is dedicated to my wife

(here's my wife)

Her name is Sarah by the way

But frankly I don't know what else to say


here's my wife

This is for my wife who stands her ground

As she would stop me from buying another round

Singing is getting harder make no mistake

But I really like cooking, it is so great.

Here's my wife

she is really cleverSo now we can cook together


(here's my wife)




Here's my wife

Baby your so coolmake no mistake

look at that driver

trying to overtake

Here's my wife

she is really clever

So now we can cook together


(here's my wife)



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Here's my wife.

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I Am the Best At Making Raspberry Tarts- Parody of When You Say Nothing At All by

Ronan Keating.

I am the Best at Making Raspberry Tarts.

It's amazing

How I can make raspberry tartswhile its in the oven

I can walk in the park

Try as I may

I can never restrain

From going home

and doing it over again.

The crumbs on your face

Let me know that you like it

Would you like some choc-ice?

Because I know that you'll thank meCleaning your plate says

you like it and

you want some more

I am the best

At making raspberry tarts.

All day long

I am in the kitchen

doing my mum proud.

But when I win this competition

Ill hold the crown

(the crown)

Try as they may

They could never shine

But my dear

Victory will be mine.




Because I know that you'll thank meCleaning your plate says

you like it and

you want some more

I am the best





Because I know that you'll thank me

Cleaning your plate says

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you like it and

you want some more

I am the best


I am the best

At making raspberry tarts.I am the best




Cleaning your plate

Lets me know

That you want some more.

I am the best

At making raspberry tarts.I am the best


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Me and My Band- Parody of Against All Odds by Mariah Carey feat. Westlife.

I cant believe I'm singing this,

When I stole it from Phil Collins

When I started singing every line with you,

Your the only one who can sing this at all.

How can I just let you sing this part,

When all you do is ruin this song,

Cause we share the lyrics and the pace

even though we know its wrong

Your the only one who can really sing this at all

So take a look at the song

it was never meant to be

It was never meant to be two people,

Just my band and me.

So take a look at this song

It was never meant meant to be

So getting a no. 1 is against all odds,

But that's a chance we've got to take.

I wish I could just write some lyrics down

Then I wouldn't have to steal your songs

I wish I could sing like you

then I would really cry

Your the only one who could really sing this at all.

So take a look at the song









My conscience is clear

But you singing with me is against all odds

Its a chance we've got to take.

o take a look at the song





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Bury Picasso- Parody of Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore.

Well look at those oil paintings

Meaning is there for us to find

The painter has done so well

Or am I just losing my mind

Just doing this for exposure that I told her

The frames are all wrong now

He is just messing around with our eyes

The nose is the wrong way around

Wrong colours for the ground

Chorus

Well go get your shovel

And we'll dig a deep hole

To bury Picasso, bury Picasso

Go get your shovel

And we'll dig a deep hole

To bury Picasso, bury Picasso

Ba da ba da da ba ba da da ba

There are lots of people sighing

Crowds are gathering round

The closing time came to save us

And the shop is on the way out

The names won't stick

Just takes the mick

Well make sure to wisely take your pickIt's just a man in a dressing gown

The nose is the wrong way around

Wrong colours for the ground

Chorus

Well you built up a world of magic

But your paintings are tragic

Yeah you built up a world of magic

What is the dealI just don't understand

All this hype about your art

And I'd rather leave it

But it's all blue

I just can't believe my eyes

It's even in the park

And it's just not for me, yeah

Chorus

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My Ship is On Fire- Parody of Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon.

My ship is on Fire

King Of Leon: Sex On Fire Parody

Hear that old timber

Making a sound

Smells like it's burning, it's burningHere on the ocean

The wind and the rain

Is slowly dying, it's dying

Yo Ho

My ship is on fire

Here on the high seas

And breaking of waves

The fish are diving, they're diving.

Some ports are open and there goes a pailFeel like we're sinking, we're sinking

But oh no

My ship is on fire

And oh o

We're beginning to perspire

Hotter then ever

Rather be home

I cannot take it

Not take it

But it will be day soon

Yes it's getting light

I am the greatest, the greatest, the greatest

Yo Ho

My ship's not on fire

And oh o

We've put out this fire

And so oWe're not going to expire

But oh no

My ship's not on fire

And so o

We're not going to expire.

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Going Up- Parody of Rabbit Hearts (Raise It Up) by Florence and the Machine.

I look around but I can't find you How quickly the number fades We are stopping, I'm running out

time Why can't everyone just behave (going up) You saw a deal and now you have to go on up

(going up) (going up) In a pram A rabbit headed girl Is shopping with her mum And seems to be

quiet And satisfied And we're going up Here in the lift Please take my advice Check the bill and

make sure it's right And men are kind but press in so tight They cannot see any sunlight I'mlooking down but I can't find two

(going up)

If only I could make some space

(going up)

I started staring at the exit sign

(going up)

Why can't everyone just behave?

I must be calm I've come here for the sale

Ready for a fight

Before I leave and I am satisfied

(we're going up)

Here in the lift

Please take my advice

Check the bill and make sure it's right

And men are kind but press in so tight

They cannot see any sunlight

(going up)

(going up)

(going up)

(going up)

And then it rings, the joy it brings

And I'm blown away by the price of things

My wages turn from black to red

As I see an offer on a bed

Here in the lift





Here in the lift


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Here in the lift


Check the bill and make sure it's rightAnd men are kind but press in so tight


Get in the lift.

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Reading Books- Parody of Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.

Read a book today, I cannot put it down,

Couldn't get it down, it's running through my brain,

If I put it down, it won't stay open

But something happened during chapter two,It's left me on a cliffhanger, I don't know what to do

I've read it much, my mind is going crazy,

But I don't care about sleep, I'll be keep reading you,

Before I put it away, I must lend it to Ruth,

My heart is broken as the book store is closing

Chorus

It will not open

Keep reading, keep keep reading books,

I keep reading, keep keep reading books,keep reading, keep keep reading books,

Trying hard not to cry, but it's the only one around,

Their laughter fills my ears, why won't they let me be?

Yet I know that the store will keep me from reading

But nothings greater than the rush

Of going through the entrance

And in this store of madness, I win the race

Yet everyone around me thinks that I'm going crazy

Maybe, maybe

1 x Bridge

1 x Chorus

And they're all chasing me

Oh they find it's hard to believe

I'll be holding this book for everyone to see

1 x Bridge

1 x Chorus

Thanks God, it's open

So I...

1 x Bridge

1 x Chorus

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