MAN ON THE MOON

JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THE MANY CON JOBS OF THE

AMERICAN PEOPLE

NOT ONLY THE FLAG WAVING

BECAUSE YOU CAN EXPLAIN AWAY EITHER THEORY

NO STARS IN MOST SHOTS

POOR LIGHTING AS IF IT WAS DONE IN A STUDIO

IF THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER REALLY WAS THAT BIG

WHY DO THESE KEEP BLOWING UP, WHY NOT LAUNCH THEM THRU THE HOLE

HELL THEY CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND GRAVITY

OR EVEN THE THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN

THEY DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND SHADOWS

THIS IS CALLED A SUNDIALYOU CAN TELL HOW FAST THE EARTH SPINS

JUST BY WATCHING THE SHADOW

THE EARTH SPINS AT THE SAME SPEED AS THE

LITTLE HAND ON THIS 24 HOUR CLOCK

IN OTHER WORDS REALLY REALLY SLOWLY

JUST LIKE A SUNDIAL

IF IT SPAN ANY FASTER THE WATER WOULD SPIN OFF INTO OUTER SPACE

JUST LIKE THE WATER SPINNING OFF THESE TYRES

AND WE WOULD BE AN ARID DESERT PLANET

WITHOUT ANY WATER

AND THIS DUDE WOULD LOOK A LOT

MORE STRESSED

COME TO THINK OF IT, HE DOESN’T LOOK WORRIED AT ALL

I GUESS NO ONE AT NASA WATCHES FORMULA ONE

OR KNOWS WHERE THE SUN IS EVERY MORNING

SO WHAT ARE THE SCIENTISTS AND NASA WORRIED ABOUT

MAYBE LOSING THEIR JOBS

We've all been told that the tides are affected by the gravitational pull of the moon

Yet we've all been told there is no gravity on the moon

Remember as kids we would run around the outside of the pool

To create a whirlpool

And we would then float around in circles on our backs

Well the solid mass spins faster than the liquid mass

Just like in a kids swimming pool the water is just trying to keep up

That’s what really causes tides on this

The third rock from the sun

SO IF THE MOON IS SIX TIMES SMALLER THAN EARTH

AND SPINS SLOWER THAN EARTH

THAT MEANS THE MOON WOULD HAVE SIX TIMES MORE GRAVITY THAN EARTH

Remember this dude

REMEMBER THE SUPERMAN THEORY

HOW HE CAME FROM KRYPTON

AND KRYPTON HAD MORE GRAVITYTHAN EARTH

WHICH GAVE HIM SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH

HERE ON EARTH

SO IF AMERICA DID WALK ON THE MOON

Where there is no air and no resistance

They would be moving faster than any man on earth

NOT BOUNDING AROUND AS IF THEY WERE ON STRINGS

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL AMERICA WENT TO THE MOON

They think the earth spins really really fast to create gravity