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XAZ STASLX11 Kg TUB. matter over from a new standpoint. MR1 HARRISON AIDED HIM. FOB YOUNG FOLKS. aw the Bear Were Ma. Ob the Wide, fcarraa ntaia eauTh f All Run Down Too Particulrrf." The current number of swot tbe magazines reads the world at Urge aad the American people in particular a lesson on carelessness la conversation, taking as its text tbe remark c! the de- linquent who transformed a well-kno- quotation into this: "Tbe re It no Watehisname but Thingummy, and Whatyoucallit is bit prophet" The magazine declares that such thing should not be. But after all, bow delightful it is to converse with a man who makes hit quotation this way; you are instantly at home with him; yon feel that be doesn't know any more than you do; you know that at your worst you can do at well at he can. But the man who always has a quotation absolutely correct to the very pauses the very capitals and tells exactly where It oc- cursthe book, yea, the chapter and says as plainly at if ha put it in so many words that he actually knows the date of both the birth and death of the author, this man la at least be is quite another creature. With the one you can lean bock, cross your feet and enjoy yourself; with the other you sit up on the edge of your chair and vain- ly ask yourself why you did not study some ten or fifteen times harder at school aud become an intellectual giant Theoretically absolute correct- ness is beautiful but practically it la a weariness of the flesh. Our masrazlne friend reasons that to attain perfection in speech, not only in quotations but In other things, the training should begin in youth; that in fact as the twig Is bent the ehild Is. inclined though we can- not guarantee the absolute correct Fiea tbe Mkamtmf esterte af ear i T aara erarc. or rroai a I iiei tnab; mmd UaaJ mm lac Hate aaiaeaw- - ayetaav aarlteala Moa. regmUlaa tWdlgaa!'" uuni mm mmcm p,' -- . - - ... , U. Marfi tfcnufct I area IstaC. site eoneamntloa. I ceeneaeea eeiaf Heart Baruparitla, look tee bottles of It. a4jarl eared aie from the crave aad pat set aa aey fast a aoand, he! thy maa." Wax K. D. TBnaat, 1M Eat Main Street, WiggonavUle, Okie. Hood's Sarsaparilla - Sold by all draireiaU. t ; tlx fer 15. Prepared eel Df l uuuu a i;u ADocnecanee. ijoweu. m IOO Doses One Oollar SICKIIEADA piTIi roiiurrireereeerii ttwae UUIe ruia. .1 . CARTER'S The elee relieve Die tree, trot Dri.ieeH.TeH l IgeeUoa aad ToeHeertrl rmx Eetloe. A nerfect reel- - dT for ninlinee Wemnl IVER Drowelneer. Baa 1HW ia tee Moatk. Coetodj. PILLS. Toeene Pale ia ike MdeJ TOKPID UVIB. Tkerfl regulate tte aeweie Purely Vegetable. Prlee SB Ceatat castes vmsm co., row toil Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. ASK FOR THE OLD RELIABLE. I jeasjBAgSran JjUa I I ICaoellaM lor Cute, trwleee.l I. V I auree er Borate I J TT IT, IgTSr THIS .IS" Write as THE OHIO lewaac wtrl wiea m 6REAT Jea e. well TUBULAR WELL AND mi emacaiaa. PROSPECTING MACHINE ORDKBt fALL tamou for succeed inir whttrs others have filled. SELF CLEANINQ. Drill drops 60 u ami m Mil Belt CATALOGUE FREE. LO0M1S & MYMAJI, TIFFIN. OHIO. Msrveteu tuttt mi . ITS Pinjnt ftwtotl B B OR1AT H EBTOREB fsr BXATN St NllRVH DlMASIS. Only MbM cure far Ntrvt Afitttiettl. fill. F.tiUtrt. tfSC iftl:tti hs directed. Va fits first day' r t,tt. Treatise Smi $2 trial bottle frteM Fit patients, tlicy piying eiurcts harfei on box whesj received. Sfinl nar.f-s- , P. O. ami eirres d.lreis si afflictrrl to TirVKLirJli.tni Arch St..PhiKrtett.hls.lft. aDrucci.t-- . MhWARB Of IMITATING DUTCHER'S FLY KILLER Makpi a clean sweep. Brery sheet will kill -- .quart of flicft. Stops buztlng sround cart, diving at eres. tickling you nose, skips hard words and a. nitre tirHcfiattrifllngexpenss). Hend'iArcniaforS sheets to F. DUTCH EH, St. Albans, Vt. I pTwribe aad fully Big U as ttaa nl? W Cnraila tC3 specific for the ccrtaia curt g W TO ft DATB.IB of litis disease. g Aearuteta a U.U.lMiRAHAlrf.U. D., f-- Jf saaMfitttassie. Amsterdam, H. Y. 63 nreftleytBO We have sold Big O far llnni OawUllOlL many years, and It Bat given iutj vast vi hut a. OlBOiniiatl JJ9 fart an. D. K. DYCHB CO.. Chicago, 11 L TreteaaBBtWaarhl S1.00. Sold by Drugglatts OO tn i?Fn OO A MONTH oan bemads iU 9.sJJ.mm working rur us. Agents pro lYrred who ran fnrmah a liowe mid give t li el r wholo tint to tho ImahieiMi. Spare tuoin(nU may be profitably employed at no. A few vacant-ie- i In towns and cities, B. K. JOHNSON A CO., 100 Main St., Richmond, Va. N. B. Please stato age and bustjB4eiperionce. Neraf mind about sending stamp for reply. B. F. J. ft Co. PENSION! Principal W.IfTORRIS, Examiner, Pension Bureau, Att'f I,nw. WBsliliifftaHa I. tj. succesaiuiiy rroaecniea tjiniuia- - orlgtna), increase, re rating, widows', children a ua dependent relatives'. Experience : 3 yra. In last war, ii yri. In Pension Bureau and attorney itnoo. graduates who spent 6 months or leal 1 at the College. iSonrt address of 3f friends und net circular and beauti- ful BDUcliuens of pen man ship FHKH. Butti sexes alto ml. Shorthand taught by mati. ULNINIJ". Ol.l.t:.K, Ktrll.BJ, 111. BASE BALL 7 CHADWICK'S in. Illuminated x 5 In. manual. 70pagaa. Cover, o rj !! aTDSTs?011 application enclosing oaa OEll I r If t aVae.j stamp, bv addressing, THEODORE HOLLAND, P. 0. Box 120 Phlla., Pa. DETECTIVES Wants'! In trrry eeoslv. Hhrrwd men te set ntlr .eitrsettea. In our Stem Her? it, Kiprinc aot nectitsry. Sm te. simp QrannanOtictiBuraauCo.44AMadi. Cincinnati. O. fiuii that Piso's Our fur Coneminiition Bot OHJffORS only P1CKVENT8. bat aleo CUitfcS Boarao find Plfo'a Cure for Consumption THI BEST remedy for boarnenesa ind- - to clear the throat. la BS a mT Samnlra wortk Bt. 1 mi, S5 Lines not under nurses' feet. Write Braa. eter Safety Rein Holder Oa.Rotlv.Mioa. M. N. P. Co., Chicago, Vol. IV. No. 17 Cleanse the System With that most rellstlt DO medJclno Palne's celery Compound. It purifies tM IT blood, cures Constlpatloa. and regulates the liver ami NOW kliliioj'H.elTectuauycleanB. log the system of all watts and dead matters. Patine's Celery Compound combines true nerve tonic and BlrenntdtaT qualities, reviving the energies and spirits. " I have been troubled for some years with a complication ot (Itnii ulttes. After trying va- rious remedies, and not finding relief. I tried Palne's Celery Compound. Hefore taking oaa full bottle the long t roublesome symptoms be-- J;rii to subside, anil I enn truly sny now, that I like a new men. Dtgetilon lias Improved, and 1 have gained ten pounds In weight rtnoel have commenced teklngtlic Compound." lloNESU'a StkaK.vs. Kelclivllle, Vt , tl.ce. Sin fnrJJi.on. At Druggists, Wills, Riostiitwrrw oi r.,...inrB ve . XteSmlCWUlfankMftlnMtMM f Om IMlar XMUs SIMM. A DaQt New reporter dropped into Mm Stadler Co.'. well know, cloth-i- n MUUisbmMt at Broadway and Oraai it., a few days ago to pure hue a suit of clothe. Ho was surprised to ac all tbo aalearueo. and bookkeepers congregated in a little knot, of which tfao senior member of the firm waa the central figure. Tbo latter bald a tele-Kra- despatch in his right baud that read like this: New ORLKANg, July 20, 1889. Max Stadlib, Hew York: drew fifty thou-- M. A. Dauphin. la the other hand Mr. Btadler held one-quar- ticket Mo. 15,166 in the July drawing of the Louisiana State Lottery, and the above telegram, which was in reply to one of inquiry seat by Mr. that he was just 112,500 richer than be was before he secured the littlo ticket - "For a long time," said Mr. Stadler, there has been an elderly gentleman coming in here each month with Louis- iana State Lottery tickets for sale. Last month I thought more out of friend- ship than anything else that I would buy a dollar ticket. I did so and won 10. This month I invested the 10 in two er tickets, one of which as you already know, has drawn Mr. Stadler took his ticket to bis friend, Manager Hoey, of the Adams Express Company, for collection. Yes- terday be received the money all right and generously drew his check for a handsome sum in favor of the old gen- tlemen that sold him the ticket, and promised to make him a present of 100,- - 000 if be draws tbo capital prize of 1300,000. , A feature in recent drawings has been the good fortune that has attended the customers of the Louisiana State Lot- tery in this city and vicinity. Not long since two Brooklyn plasterers had the good fortune to draw 115,000 upon an investment of $1 each, they having agreed to go shares on what they won. There was E. Amsden, the printer at 137 8th Btreet., who drew 15,000, and Cassagnac & Vieu, the feather mer- chants at 8 West 3rd st., who drew $2,-60- 0, and the restaurant keeper on Bleecker st., who struck a big prize, and whose luck led most of these mentioned into going into the lottery. New Yorh Daily Nan, AugustJV A Ttiiy oflhe Present. "It appears to me," said another man in the party, "that the youngsters now adays go ahead much faster than they did when I was young. Now, for in- stance, the other day I overheard my small son call his little sister a 'chippy.' 1 reproved him for so doin;, when he answered, 'AH boys is kids, and all girls is chippies,' as though wondering at my ignorance of the current vernacular. When I awoke the other morning I found the boy wide awake in his crib be- side the bed. As I turned to look at him he saw that my eyes were open, and he said to me: Pa, I've got a new one for you,' Of course, I naturally expressed a desire to hear it. nesting himself upon one elbow, he looked me square in the face and recited this: " A big bull pup with a curled up tail, A very small boy with a big tin pail: They tried thin scheme, but it would not do, And they buried the boy where the daises grew.' "Well, of course, I howled. If I had ever had the nerve to spring such an epic on my own father when I was his age I would have been obliged to stand up to my meal's for a week. It only goes to show the precocity of the youth of the preseut day." The Value of a Home. A city which has the largest share ot individual home owners has the smallest share of dangerous classes. A man who owns a home, or who is successfully trying to own a home, can never be turned into an Ishmaelite, a Bohemian or an anarchist In struggling against the tenement house system, and in strug- gling for a home, heroes are made out of common clay. No man can rent a home. Let every means which business enterprise can devise to further home-ownin- be encouraged. There was never an age nor a day when it was truer than now that "There's no place like home." Lewiston, Me., Journal, An Injured Veteran, Journalist I would like to get a pen- sion. Pension Agent Were you injured while you were in the army during the war? Yes, I was a newspaper correspondent, and I did so much hard lyinir that I strained my conscience, and as every- body connected with the army is getting pensions I thought I'd just tile my claim. Texas Sittings. New Reading. It was a Connecticut boy who sur- prised his teacher in reading the othet day, by his interpretation of the sen- tence; "There is a worm; do not tread on him." He read slowly and hestating-ly- , "There is a warm doughnut; tread on him!' Christian Register. E. A. ROOD, Toledo, Ohio, lays: "Hall't Catarrh Curt cured my wife ot catarrh fif- teen vears ago and the'hat had no return ol it. It's a sure cure." Sold by Druggists, 78c. -- JACOBS on FOR LAMENESS AND SWELLINGS, la the Hip. nut, ruo.,ni., ieu, ii. tamer Mr ysara egcwettakiawllHeaMCtci la ele; waa lees pert eftia.; triscMvsrel See ten wltkwl toft.it; wu caret to tkne er 1.11 sfUMtiM JM 0Ui auras, Always There. rl)rr, Kiim.,lirl, we east It. Jee OU err laatuei wile ess! neeltti aarseeatise It Mr twelve years: dwarf twelllaga. UUeOkeM,wkJlarM,UII. terte fieri wltt eereaaap " emulate ytari. IHWWIiaiUti ATDsceoian and Daii.am. tM CHMlii . VMELM MliMaii.IM. fXavtherint Lady of la a tasd later aedad for a California Convict. Mrs. Harrison exxiressed great sur prise when khe read the account ia the morning papers of John F. Elliott, the Ban Quentio prisoner who was pardoned tnrougn ner luusrueBuvu. duo receivea a letter from bim a year ago in which he sent a poem composed by himself on the battle of "Besacca." He did not ask for pardon, but sail in tin letter that he had reduced bis term from seven to five years by good behavior. A lady who waa with Mrs. Harrison in Iodianapolis at the time wrote acknowledging the letter, and later sent a letter asking the prison authorities about John F. Elliott's character. The chaplain, William H. Hilt, answered, and in his letter used the words: "I know Elliott well, and can show vou that he ia deserving and not one of the criminal class. lie has been unjustly sent here ty rank per- jury. I hope he may be panioned be- fore the expiration of his sentence." Mrs. Harrison became interested in the case, as everything pointed to the fact Elliott was trying to reform. Reason- ing that his sentence would expire in November and a pardon two or three months before his time would give him once more a fair standing before the world, she sent copies of the letters in her possession to Senator Stanford, to- gether with a request for him to look into the case. The papers were tran- smitted through lnrn to Gov. Water- man, and John F. Elliott became a free man. This is the first instance of an in- tercession on Mrs. Harrison's part, al- though she says she has demands con- stantly that move her to pitv. CUT SATES TO THE WEST. Cheap tickets to all points in Kansas, Colorado, Indian Territory (Oklahoma) Texas and other States and Territories in the West will be sold bv the Santa Fe Route from Chicago and other points along the line, on August G and 20, Sep- tember 10 nnd 24 and October 8, For particulars ask your Ticket Agent or write. to John J, "Byrne, Assistant General Passenger Agent, Santa Fe Route, Chicago, Ills. An apparent stack of four $20 gold pieces, in the center of which is a min- iature watch movement, is an oddity recently introduced, and as yet seldom seen. There is a man in our town And Ue i very wise, sir, Whene'er he doon't )ut right uue remeuy Heines, sir. It's Just llic thiiiK to take in spring The blood to purify. He fells liis frii'inN, and nothinu; else Is In! induce. to try because, having taken I'r. I'leive's (ioMen Medit-u- l Discovery to ileauo his sist' in. tune it up, and enrii h the Idnoil, and milling mat it always produces the ucMivd efha, he considers limine would be foolish to ex- periment with anything eise. His motto -, "Prove all things and bold fast to that which is good." That's why lie pins his fail li to tho "(Joldeii .Medical Discovery." Walking advertisements for Pr. Sne's Cati rb. Keinedy are tbe thousands it has cured. mis. -- uaryo. natter, oi rciuney, w., nas been arrested and held to the grand Jury for using profaue language. AFalry Tale. A famous woodsman onee boasted that lie could lind his way through a wilderness and return by the same path, lieing tested, he carried with him a slender thread, which should serve as a guifle for tbe return trip. Reaching the end of his Journey, he lay down to rest. While be rested came the genius of industry and breathed upon his thread and changed it to two shining ribbons of steel. It was a railroad. Throngs ol people whirled past him in luxurious cars, and he read upon the train the mystic legend: "Wisconsin Central 1" The United States new eruiser, York-tow- has been thoroughly tested and found to be tirst-clas-s in all respects. W lea Baby was sick, we gave tier Castorla, Whea alio waa a 31iild, aVried tor Castorla, When she became Miss, she clung to Castorla, Wkea ah! bad Children, she gave theaa Castorla, Postmaster Paul, of Milwaukee, who, by tbe report ot tbe Commissioners, had violated tbe civil service law, has resigned. If Dobbins' Electric Soap is what so many Insist that it is, you cannot afford to eo with- out it. Your grocer has it, orcan get It, and can decide for yeurself very soon. Don't Jou another Mondaypass without trying it. The leading school book publishers deny that there is, or that there is to be, a school book trust Fits. All Fits stepped free by Dr. Kline's Crew Nerve Restorer. No Fiuafter first day's use. Mar- velous cures. Treatise and $t,oo trial bottle free to Fit cuss. Seed to Dr. Kline, 131 Arch St , Phila., Pa Jobn Emmons, of Gaylord, Kan., was tar- red and feathered for wulppinghis wife. A pocket matcb safe free to amokers of "Tan aill'a Puuub" Sc. Cigar. Three swallows do not make a sprinp, yet that number represented in rubies and diamonds and mounted on a bar of gold form an original lace pin. ANY ONE CAN DYE A Dress, or a Coat, Any Color Ribbons, Feathers, ) FOR Yarns, Rags, etc. TEN CENTS aad in many other ways SAVE Money, and make things look like NEW. by using DIAMOND DYES. The work is eesy, almple, quick ; the caters the BEST and FASTEST known. Ask far DIAMOND DYES and take ae other. For Gliding or Bromlng Fancy Artlclea USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Odd, Silver, Bronie, Copper. Only n Cents. Baby Portraits. A Portfolio of beautiful baby e tuna from life, li rioted on plate paper by patent photo proceaa,! tree so h outer oi any Bab; bora within a year. Every Mother waata (heat 51 ct urea ; aead at once. Girt aby'a name and ace. mi mi 'I WELII, RIOHAROtM k Sit, Tals article la a areretlv aveeaeea eeavery, aae eetwilerleadlag the ewer sale et imU etttele le le mmTk iTj lavlteteeatteaileaaf SereWtaattoaaaJ Q V- .-' D and thereby selecting some hitherto unsuspected means of escana from the entanglement which annoys him. A Happy Medium. va aim la life and set your sua And stick to it whatever coma. Don't lounge about, wing pun, And be a good chum. But strike a happy medium. Don't work too hard or you'll become A nervous wreck with feelings glum, With aleepleat nights, aad aching thumb. Don't slave to death to grab each crumb, But strike a happy medium. Swept on by tides ot wrong and rum, Don't drift and drift like worthiest scum, And make the fairest land a slum. Lend ear to truth and not be mum. Oh, strike a happy medium. Oh I sweet is this, that there are some Who roar not load, or keep not dumb, Who rightly work, who work and hum, And thut deserve their sugar plum, So strike a happy medium. -- E. B. BlackweU, Chicago Times. When Robert Was a Boy. John W. Burdetto, for many years editorial writer and business manager of the Burlington Hawkeye, is a younger brother of the famous humor ist He says: "Bob always bubbled over with fun, and his stock ot stories was exhaustless, even when a child. He could make us a good fairy tale or adventure at a moments notice, and his younger brothers wei-- always after him for 'just one more story, Bob,' whenever we got him alone. At bed-tim- e we were especially annoying to him. After we' were all cuddled up for we slept three In a bed Bob would tell us a tcore of stories, and we constantly begged for one more until he would become weary. I guess that some of Bob's best stories wore told to us In those days. I would not like to say a thousand times (or fear ot exag geration, and if I said less than a thousand times it might not be up to tho number of occasions when Bob was obliged to kick us both out of bad and roll himself up 4n the blankets and go to sleep in spite ot us, for we never tired ot hearing him, no mutter how sleepy and tired he might become. Yes, if part of the fanoies, witticisms and inventions which Bob entertained his little brothers with could be print- ed, the world would call him n genius of the most marvelous kind; for the thousand tales of the Arabian Nights were never more interesting than those winter nights' tales of my good brother Bob. There was never a bet- ter brother." Clean Milk. When we look upon the boautiful whiteness of milk we are led to believe it is absolutely clean. It seems so natural to believe that anything so white and pure-looki- must be clean. When we remember, however, that water that seems perfectly clear and sparkling to the naked eye may con- tain the worst impurities, we are pre- pared to hear and understand that ap- parently .clean white milk may be im- pure. We recently had exhibited to us the residuum cleaned out of ap- parently pure milk by un ingenious system of centrifugal cleansing em- ployed by one of our condensed milk companies. This residuum consists ol blood, putrescent matter, hair, duet and other impurities taken from the bottom of one of these centrifugal cleansers. The question suggests itself, may not the continued use of milk con- taining such impurities be the source ot typhoid and other fevers just ae much as Impure water? And if this is so, why should not the same prophy- lactic care be exercised In cleansing milk as in distilling water? Here is a fresh apportunity for microscopical and bacteriological investigation, tc which we shall again refer, Ameri- can Anatyco. Color of the Hair and Eyes. M. Toplnard has been making a statistical inquiry into the colors of the eyes and hair in France, and from his 180,000 observations he deduces many interesting results, one of the most cu- rious being that where tbe race is formed from a mixture of blondes and brunette! the hereditary blood-colorin- g comes out in the eyes, and the brunette element reappears in the hair. To thlt tendency probably is to be attributed the rarity of a combina- tion ot light hair with dark eyes. Sev- eral observers have asserted that the American people, who are pre-e- nently a mixed race, are becoming a dark-haire- d and blue-eye- d nation, and It this be true, tuch a development must be owing to the working o) the new law formulated by M. Topl- nard. Both Going to Dinner. Business man "I had two urgent engagements to make one with an Englishman and one with an Ameri- can." Friend "Yes." Butinest man "Tbe Englishman told me be would meet me at 8 o'clock this evening, after he had dined, the hour for which wat 6 o'clock." Friend "And the American?" Butinest man "Oh, he laid: 'I'll meet you in ten minutes at toon a I've had dinner.' "Chicago Globe. Little Elephants. Two diminutive elephants arrived lately the other day In the British sec- tion ot the universal exhibition, where tbey ttand opposite each other, appar- ently guarding tbe entranoe to one of the central oourtt. No household ca- nary oould possibly be tamer than these handsome little pachyderm, whloh are abomtflva feet high and carry gorgeous hewdaha, richly deooratod, at wall at other trappings, with colored enamels and told. Even the tutkt, the pointt of whloh have been tawn off, are pro-tutt- ly gilt Mrs. Pop(nay-HW- hat dote year bus-bea- d think of your new halt" Mrs. Blabsea "He hain't looked at It yet The but hat attracted bit entire aUantloa for toe aatt two daya-BarU- aiea Fret the Yukon Month there once lived a lit- tle boy with bis annt They were all aloae. not even-havin- any people liv-- awue mem in any airecuon to tar a tbey could travel in a day. One sum- mer day the boy took his skin canoe, or tyak, and told his aunt that he was go- ing away to the Great River (Yukon) to uen people were living. Then away he paddled and came in time to the Great River, up which be steered his course until be came at last to a large village. . . As tbe boy drew his kyak upon the shore tbe people ran down to bim aad smashed his canoe to pieces and then tore bis clothing into rags and beat him almost to death. And here the poor boy, having no kyak, was compelled to stay all through the summer, Ihe object of the spiteful blows and harsh treat- ment of the entire village. As tbe autumn moon tilled, one of the men in the village felt pity for the friendless one and made him a little kyak and told him to go and Und his peo- ple again. Then the boy paddled away again, and after a long time returned to his aunt's place. When he reached home he was sur- prised to find that many people bad come there during his absence and a vil- lage now stood about his old borne. Then he drew his kyak upon the rivet bank and went straight to his aunt's house and entered. The old woman was inside, and when the poor boy went in, all ragged and so starved and beaten that he looked like a skeleton, she was very much frightened. When the old aunt's fright passed away she was able to recognize him, and with cries of pity for his suffering and of anger at his cruel enemies, she heard his story. When he had finished, the old woman made him bring her a piece of driftwood, and from it they carved a small wooden image of an an- imal with long teeth, and long, sharp claws; and they colored it on the sides, with some white on its neck. Then they took the image to the edge of the water in the little river and the old woman said her magio words to the imnge and told it to go to the place where the bad ones lived who had treated her boy so evilly, and to tear and destroy all the people he could And. The image lay quite still, not etirring. At this the old woman took it out of the water and let her tears drop on its back, while she told it: "Now, go! Kill and tear the bad ones who beat my boy," and put it into the water again. Just when she finished, the imuge moved slowly across the river ami crept up the other bank. By the time it reached the top ot the bunk it had grown to a big animal, and turn- ed and looked back at the old woman, who cried out to it: "Qo, tear ana destroy." The animal went away to the bad village, where it found a man getting water from the river, and quickly tore him in pieces. After this, foi a long time, the savage one kept about this place until half of the people had been torn by him and all of the others began to desert it. The savage one then swam across the Great River and wandered far across the earth plain, even beyond the broad river, always raging to destroy everything in which it found life. Here it turned back, and one day came upon the river bank where it had started. He looked, and seeing the people, became at once filled with rage and began to tear up the earth with his sharp claws, and then swam the little river. The villagers ran away crying with fear: "There is the old woman't dog, and now we will all be eaten. Make the old woman go and stop her dog." The old woman heard the cries and went Out, and as soon as she saw the animal she went to meet it The savage one was passing by without trying to touch her, but she caught it by the long fur and said: "Do not hurt these people for they have been good to me and have given me food when I have been Hungry." At this the savage one be- came quite gentle and she led it into her house. When thsv were inside she told the animal that he had served her well und done all of her bidding, but that from this time forth he must not hurt people unless they first tried to injure or abuse him in anv wav. She then led it outside and sent him away, and since then there nave always been bears. The Highest Volcano. The highest active volcano in the world is Popocatapetl, thirty-fiv- e miles south of Pueblo, Old Mexico. It is 17,-7- feet high, the crater is three miles in circumference and l.uuu leet deep. When Cortez conquered Mexico Popo catapetl was in a state of active erup tion, the smoke being visiuie lor auu miles in every direction. One of Cortez's men, Francisco Mon-tan- o, was the first man to ascend to the summit Up to 1875 but two white women, Mrs. John W. Foster and Mrs, Arthur Terry, had ever gazed into the awful crater. Since that time several lady tourists have made the ascent The figures of General Casper Ochor, the owner of the great smoking moun- tain, show it to be 19,523 feet high; 4, the figures given above, are those used by most geographers. The Biggest Town. London, with an area somewhat in definite, it the lamest city in the world. Her postal districts extend over a scope of 144 square miles; that of the police over 690 square miles. The population in 1881 was something over 4,000,000. It stands on four counties, covering the most of each. It tins 1.500.000 foreign ers from every quarter of the globe, and it is said to have more uatnoiics tnan Rome herself and more Jews than all Palestine. Within the limits of the city there is a birth every live minutes and a death every eight minutes, day and night Each year adds 45,000 to the population, mere are 7,uvu nines or streets and 1,200 miles ot street railway within the city limits. Each year an average of 28 miles of new streets are opened. ADogUkblt. It hat been remarked that dogs turn around several times before lying down. Tbe habit is supposed to point to the time in canine history when the dor was wild and inhabited jungles or tail grass. Then it was necessary to turn several timet in order to twist tne grass into the noroer position for pressing down into a comfortable nest The habit became fixed and the modern dog bat not outgrown it Kansas City Journal. A Very Deep Hole. A subterranean passage baa been dlt- - oovered in tbe Santa Fe river, three mllet northwest or Hot Springs, Fla. annt about fourteen feet in diameter bat been found having no bottom. The water la this particular locality it un- like that sumundini It havinc a decid edly bluish oast Hailt pushed a short dlsiaaoe down Into the bole disappear ever to return. Ail attempts to una extern have thus far tailed. Ttutht jMftJfjoontey art fctaikls tHmsffralnrttoyi ui Tktir VUt Wrk. Campeen Aaaa Fata s Wees Katies Akeat Wise ialeaaHaat awtart Wym. A Baa Betiaalaa OU Mother Fez one evening leaked From out her den of rocks. "Come here, my pretty Bushy TaO," She called her little Fez. "You're getting larger every day, You're arowina-stron- I feel Tie time that you should leave your flay am looms Begin so you're okttino labgh vcar pat .' "The farmer's eye is quick and keen, The chicken-roos- ts are high; The Rabbit, he is fleet of foot; The Partridge, she Is sly. If you would live upon your wits, You must be very sly ; You'll have to watch before yon pounce You muit be very sly." "I've really learned to stial." "Yes, mother," said young Bushy Tall, "I know just how you feel. Itnt I've begun to prowl about; I've really learned to steal. The Rabbit runs, the Partridge flies, The Chicken-roost- s are high, But I shall wait a chance to pounce; I shall be very sly. I mean to live upon my wits; I shall be very shy." :i So off they bolb together went And left their den of rocks; And which one of tbe two was worse, The big or little Fox? Jiminy Joyce's Philanthropy, Little Jimmie Joyce has shown a great interest in the Fresh-Ai- r fund ever since it began to be talked about this season. As it happened, last week some of his friends were sent away by means of the fund, and their brilliant accounts of country life set Jimmie's young mind to work. The lad does a good deal of thinking- anyway, for one so young, and this time his active mind hit upon something which seemed to jiiiti very practical. Accordingly, Wednesday morning, when he went to the Daily News boys' room in the rear of the Daily News building, he marched up to Philip O'Connor, the veteran pa-- and hem a ten minutes conversation with him. "It strikes me that we fellers might take up a kinder collection," he said, "and we might send some one to the country, too." Phil fell in with the idea, ana, when all the boys came in, before giving them their papers, he made the following, announcement: "Boys, some of the fellows wants to start a subscription among you for the of sending some of the poor to Surpose Now, what do you think I 1W" . "That's the stuff," "Let 'er go," and a score of like exclamations were given by the boys in answer. So it was that the Daily News boys' fund was started. Jimmie Joyce's name headed the list with 10 cents after it, and by night many names were added and $5.55 was raised, Thursday $1.75 was added to the list, and yesterday 87 cents was handed in by "Shorty," who had spent the previous afternoon on the north side collecting it from the boys. The fund had now grown to $8.17, enough money to send four "kids" to the country for a two weeks' vacation. It now became necessary to appoint a committee to see that the money was disposed of properly and that the right persons were benefited by it Accord ingly, a meeting was held and all the boys attended, regardless of the papers iney mignt nave torn. The alley, through which the little fellows come to get their papers was thronged, Tom Black acted as a chairman and "Reddie" introduced a motion that a committee of four be appointed to attend to the proper disposal oi tne money, The mo- tion was carried and Frank Eohlhoff. better known as "Yorkie," James Cot- ton, Frank Bremer, and Frank Shultz were appointed. . Now comes . . a question not easily j iitrl- - i. ,m ueciueu; w no snau we senar "I think 'bout as good as we could do would be to send four poor boys," suggested "Bricktop" John. "No; better send poor girls," said another. "What's the matter with haff and bafT?" asked Bob Jackson. An hour was spent discussing this question, nut no agreement could be reached, so the boys referred it to the committee they had selected, "Yorkie" then proposed that the persons sent to the country by them be called the Daily News boysr boys," or "girls," as the case might be, or both, for that matter, and the motion was unanimously carried. The committee lost no time in dis- posing of the duties intrusted to him, and met immediately after the other meeting had adjourned: "Yorkie" acted as spokesman, and re- garding the question as to who was to be sent to the country said: "Fellers, I tink we'd belter take the gals out, 'cause yer know they don't nohow git to see much any way. Yer know we kin take the car and go off fer a day list when we wants, but they can't do it It's my opini'n we'd better tend 'em off. What der yer think 'bout itT" "Yorkie't" eloquence was not lost upon the other three, and they finally decided that "the Daily Newt boys' girls" should go for the proposed vacation. The boys then visited the manage- ment of the Daily Newt Fresh-A- ir Fund, and requested four deserving be tent on the newsboys' account flrls rtfquoet was promptly aooeded to, and four girls will be elected to go to Williamsport, inn., in answer to in- vitations from Mrs. R. M. Olaypool and Mrs. Sllfer of that tows, both of whom had previously tent word to the benevolent organisation that they would gladly entertain two young girls during the two weeks' vocation. And m "the Daily Newt boys' girls" will ttart for their trip Mteedy ". the lads, one aad all, fee) glad that tbey bavo been tne eeaat oi eoaoaui me twirinldHllMrllHfer,MM fctw ness of this quotation. When the child's rocking-hors- e treacherously . throws him off and bumps his head against the piano-stoo-l, his remarks should do no violence to the preoepts of the great Lindley Murray; be should occasionally sit up in his cra- dle, remove his teething ring from ' his mouth and conjugate a verb. But this sort of a child is not the one that anybody oaro3 to oultlvato, nor is he the one that makes his mark in the world when he grows up. Who cures to be approached by the boy who announces that, "owing to the inclemency of the weather, I have y remained at home in- stead ot attending suiiool as usual?" But on the other hand, who can tor a moment resist the one who comes in with a shout and says that "it's pour- ing cats and dogs, so I won't have to go to no school y, and I'm jolly glad of it nnd hope it'll rain tomor- row f" The latter is a boy, the former an interesting young person; and twenty years later you will find the boy at the head of a prosperohs busi ness with tho young person as his book-keepe- r. Ex. Brains in Demand. "1 hear a good many young fel- lows," said an old New York mer- chant, recently, "growling nowadays that the chances to make a fortune in this city are all gone, that is, for men whose only capital is their brains. They look around at the great business houses already established' and con- sider the tierce oompotition in every brunch of trade, and their hearts fail them. The truth is that there never were such chances to make money as now for young men of real ability in this city. It is a hard place, of course, for men of mere average talent to get along In, but brains are needed here as never before. Merchants who have built up great trades and want to 'let up' a little in their labors, must have smart men to whom they oan safely entrust details. "The complaint that the 'bosses' re- latives are put over the heads ot the more deserving clerks is not true. That scheme is playing out and will not work. No wise man will risk his business in the hands of an incompe tent son or nephew if he can get a bet ter and more faithful employe to at tend to it It would pay him better to pension the relative. These men get salaries that were unheard of in my day, and although the prices of land have risen greatly since then, the op- portunities for a young fellow to se cure a home of his own, were never better that they are in New York to day. New xorH Tribune. A Man of Expedients. Of all the dispositions with, which moral man may be born, there is no other that on the whole it so likely to assist him to make his way through life satisfactorily as that ot being born a man of expedients. Whatever gift of wealth one may chance to inherit he is sure sooner or later to come, to grief, unless he inherits also the art of managing them. It is by no meant enough to get a fortune; it It neces- sary to use one's wits to preserve It But fortune is, after all, only on of the Innumerable elements of which life it compounded, and as it become! every year necessary to have a large fortune to hold one's own among the wealthy of the land, to does It beoome every year of less Importance whether one does have a fortune, tlnoe there) It constantly a larger proportion ot peo- ple who do, not have the enormous amount which goet to make up tho modern fortune, and the majority will assert itself, even to the extent of breaking away from the domination of wealth. In every department of life. In the greatest affairs with whloh ha la sail- ed upon to have to do at well at in the most mlmute, there It room for the display ot thlt faculty ot being pre- pared for the emergency. To be a man ot expedient it it ne penary to have much mental dexterity, muoh power ol adaptability, and wldo fer- tility of resouroe. Indirectly there It needed a large Imagination, and tho man ot expedient! it above everything else, perhaps, a man ot Imagination. He It able to put hlmielf In different relation! to any given problem, aad If the tint does not furnith him eolutlon f any difficulty that may perplex htm, (to to eapabla of looklaf th wholo '&S3S2I immbiIm. aad ass keea la eeaataal eaa tar Batata a aaaaateileM Ikel tare etee letretvsed Irate the ewl beawwwees are lollet. It all! never Ml, eaan i WHt l. THOWm tM 00,. taet. . . Cirp Z--- :z3 Cr- -J J0C2PH tJ.t.rjNTER

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  • XAZ STASLX11 Kg TUB. matter over from a new standpoint. MR1 HARRISON AIDED HIM.FOB YOUNG FOLKS. aw the Bear Were Ma.Ob the Wide, fcarraa ntaia eauTh f All Run DownToo Particulrrf."The current number of swot tbemagazines reads the world at Urge aadthe American people in particular alesson on carelessness la conversation,taking as its text tbe remark c! the de-linquent who transformed a well-kno-

    quotation into this: "Tbe reIt no Watehisname but Thingummy,and Whatyoucallit is bit prophet" Themagazine declares that such thingshould not be.

    But after all, bow delightful it is toconverse with a man who makes hitquotation this way; you are instantlyat home with him; yon feel that bedoesn't know any more than you do;you know that at your worst you cando at well at he can. But the manwho always has a quotation absolutelycorrect to the very pauses the verycapitals and tells exactly where It oc-cursthe book, yea, the chapter andsays as plainly at if ha put it in somany words that he actually knows thedate of both the birth and death of theauthor, this man la at least be isquite another creature. With the oneyou can lean bock, cross your feet andenjoy yourself; with the other you situp on the edge of your chair and vain-ly ask yourself why you did not studysome ten or fifteen times harder atschool aud become an intellectualgiant Theoretically absolute correct-ness is beautiful but practically it la aweariness of the flesh.

    Our masrazlne friend reasons thatto attain perfection in speech, notonly in quotations but In other things,the training should begin in youth;that in fact as the twig Is bent theehild Is. inclined though we can-not guarantee the absolute correct

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    Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price.

    ASK FOR THE OLD RELIABLE.

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    others have filled.

    SELF CLEANINQ.Drill drops 60 u ami

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    CATALOGUE FREE.LO0M1S & MYMAJI,

    TIFFIN. OHIO.

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    DUTCHER'SFLY KILLER

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    63 nreftleytBO We have sold Big O farllnni OawUllOlL many years, and It Batgiven iutj vast vi huta. OlBOiniiatl JJ9 fart an.

    D. K. DYCHB CO..Chicago, 11 L

    TreteaaBBtWaarhl S1.00. Sold by Drugglatts

    OO tn i?Fn OO A MONTH oan bemadsiU 9.sJJ.mm working rur us. Agents prolYrred who ran fnrmah a liowe mid give t li el r wholotint to tho ImahieiMi. Spare tuoin(nU may be profitablyemployed at no. A few vacant-ie- i In towns and cities,B. K. JOHNSON A CO., 100 Main St., Richmond, Va.N. B. Please stato age and bustjB4eiperionce. Nerafmind about sending stamp for reply. B. F. J. ft Co.

    PENSION! PrincipalW.IfTORRIS,

    Examiner,Pension Bureau, Att'f

    I,nw. WBsliliifftaHaI. tj. succesaiuiiy rroaecniea tjiniuia--orlgtna), increase, re rating, widows', children a uadependent relatives'. Experience : 3 yra. In lastwar, ii yri. In Pension Bureau and attorney itnoo.

    graduates who spent 6 months or leal1 at the College. iSonrt address of 3ffriends und net circular and beauti-ful BDUcliuens of pen man ship FHKH.Butti sexes alto ml. Shorthand taught by mati.

    ULNINIJ". Ol.l.t:.K, Ktrll.BJ, 111.

    BASE BALL 7CHADWICK'Sin.Illuminated

    x 5 In.manual.70pagaa.Cover,

    o rj !! aTDSTs?011 application enclosing oaaOEll I r If t aVae.j stamp, bv addressing,THEODORE HOLLAND, P. 0. Box 120 Phlla., Pa.

    DETECTIVESWants'! In trrry eeoslv. Hhrrwd men te set ntlr .eitrsettea.In our Stem Her? it, Kiprinc aot nectitsry. Sm te. simpQrannanOtictiBuraauCo.44AMadi. Cincinnati. O.

    fiuii that Piso's Ourfur Coneminiition Bot

    OHJffORS only P1CKVENT8. bataleo CUitfcS Boaraofind Plfo'a Cure forConsumption THIBEST remedy forboarnenesa ind- - toclear the throat.

    la BS a mT Samnlra wortk Bt. 1 mi,S5 Lines not under nurses' feet. Write Braa.eter Safety Rein Holder Oa.Rotlv.Mioa.M. N. P. Co., Chicago, Vol. IV. No. 17

    Cleansethe System

    With that most rellstltDO medJclno Palne's celeryCompound. It purifies tMIT blood, cures Constlpatloa.and regulates the liver ami

    NOW kliliioj'H.elTectuauycleanB.log the system of all wattsand dead matters.

    Patine'sCelery Compound

    combines true nerve tonic and BlrenntdtaTqualities, reviving the energies and spirits.

    " I have been troubled for some years with acomplication ot (Itnii ulttes. After trying va-rious remedies, and not finding relief. I triedPalne's Celery Compound. Hefore taking oaafull bottle the long t roublesome symptoms be--J;rii to subside, anil

    I enn truly sny now, that Ilike a new men. Dtgetilon lias Improved,

    and 1 have gained ten pounds In weight rtnoelhave commenced teklngtlic Compound."

    lloNESU'a StkaK.vs. Kelclivllle, Vt ,tl.ce. Sin fnrJJi.on. At Druggists,

    Wills, Riostiitwrrw oi r.,...inrB ve .

    XteSmlCWUlfankMftlnMtMMf Om IMlar XMUs SIMM.

    A DaQt New reporter dropped intoMm Stadler Co.'. well know, cloth-i- n

    MUUisbmMt at Broadway andOraai it., a few days ago to purehue asuit of clothe. Ho was surprised toac all tbo aalearueo. and bookkeeperscongregated in a little knot, of whichtfao senior member of the firm waa thecentral figure. Tbo latter bald a tele-Kra-

    despatch in his right baud thatread like this:

    New ORLKANg, July 20, 1889.Max Stadlib, Hew York:

    drew fifty thou--

    M. A. Dauphin.la the other hand Mr. Btadler held

    one-quar- ticket Mo. 15,166 in the Julydrawing of the Louisiana State Lottery,and the above telegram, which was inreply to one of inquiry seat by Mr.

    that he was just 112,500richer than be was before he secured thelittlo ticket -

    "For a long time," said Mr. Stadler,there has been an elderly gentlemancoming in here each month with Louis-iana State Lottery tickets for sale. Lastmonth I thought more out of friend-ship than anything else that I wouldbuy a dollar ticket. I did so and won

    10. This month I invested the 10 intwo er tickets, one of whichas you already know, has drawn

    Mr. Stadler took his ticket to bisfriend, Manager Hoey, of the AdamsExpress Company, for collection. Yes-terday be received the money all rightand generously drew his check for ahandsome sum in favor of the old gen-tlemen that sold him the ticket, andpromised to make him a present of 100,- -000 if be draws tbo capital prize of1300,000., A feature in recent drawings has been

    the good fortune that has attended thecustomers of the Louisiana State Lot-tery in this city and vicinity. Not longsince two Brooklyn plasterers had thegood fortune to draw 115,000 upon aninvestment of $1 each, they havingagreed to go shares on what they won.There was E. Amsden, the printer at137 8th Btreet., who drew 15,000, andCassagnac & Vieu, the feather mer-chants at 8 West 3rd st., who drew $2,-60- 0,

    and the restaurant keeper onBleecker st., who struck a big prize, andwhose luck led most of these mentionedinto going into the lottery. New YorhDaily Nan, AugustJV

    A Ttiiy oflhe Present."It appears to me," said another man

    in the party, "that the youngsters nowadays go ahead much faster than theydid when I was young. Now, for in-stance, the other day I overheard mysmall son call his little sister a 'chippy.'1 reproved him for so doin;, when heanswered, 'AH boys is kids, and all girlsis chippies,' as though wondering at myignorance of the current vernacular.When I awoke the other morning Ifound the boy wide awake in his crib be-side the bed. As I turned to look athim he saw that my eyes were open,and he said to me: Pa, I've got a newone for you,' Of course, I naturallyexpressed a desire to hear it. nestinghimself upon one elbow, he looked mesquare in the face and recited this:" A big bull pup with a curled up tail,A very small boy with a big tin pail:They tried thin scheme, but it would not do,And they buried the boy where the daises

    grew.'"Well, of course, I howled. If I had

    ever had the nerve to spring such an epicon my own father when I was his age Iwould have been obliged to stand up tomy meal's for a week. It only goes toshow the precocity of the youth of thepreseut day."

    The Value of a Home.A city which has the largest share ot

    individual home owners has the smallestshare of dangerous classes. A man whoowns a home, or who is successfullytrying to own a home, can never beturned into an Ishmaelite, a Bohemianor an anarchist In struggling againstthe tenement house system, and in strug-gling for a home, heroes are made outof common clay. No man can rent ahome. Let every means which businessenterprise can devise to further home-ownin-

    be encouraged. There wasnever an age nor a day when it wastruer than now that "There's no placelike home." Lewiston, Me., Journal,

    An Injured Veteran,Journalist I would like to get a pen-

    sion.Pension Agent Were you injured

    while you were in the army during thewar?

    Yes, I was a newspaper correspondent,and I did so much hard lyinir that Istrained my conscience, and as every-body connected with the army is gettingpensions I thought I'd just tile my claim.

    Texas Sittings.

    New Reading.It was a Connecticut boy who sur-

    prised his teacher in reading the othetday, by his interpretation of the sen-tence; "There is a worm; do not treadon him." He read slowly and hestating-ly-,

    "There is a warm doughnut; treadon him!' Christian Register.

    E. A. ROOD, Toledo, Ohio, lays: "Hall'tCatarrh Curt cured my wife ot catarrh fif-teen vears ago and the'hat had no return olit. It's a sure cure." Sold by Druggists,78c.

    --JACOBS onFOR LAMENESS AND SWELLINGS,

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    emulate ytari. IHWWIiaiUtiATDsceoian and Daii.am.

    tM CHMlii . VMELM MliMaii.IM.

    fXavtherint Lady of la a tasd lateraedad for a California Convict.

    Mrs. Harrison exxiressed great surprise when khe read the account ia themorning papers of John F. Elliott, theBan Quentio prisoner who was pardonedtnrougn ner luusrueBuvu. duo receiveaa letter from bim a year ago in which hesent a poem composed by himself on thebattle of "Besacca." He did not ask forpardon, but sail in tin letter that hehad reduced bis term from seven to fiveyears by good behavior. A lady whowaa with Mrs. Harrison in Iodianapolisat the time wrote acknowledging theletter, and later sent a letter asking theprison authorities about John F. Elliott'scharacter. The chaplain, William H.Hilt, answered, and in his letter usedthe words: "I know Elliott well, andcan show vou that he ia deserving andnot one of the criminal class. lie hasbeen unjustly sent here ty rank per-jury. I hope he may be panioned be-fore the expiration of his sentence."Mrs. Harrison became interested in thecase, as everything pointed to the factElliott was trying to reform. Reason-ing that his sentence would expire inNovember and a pardon two or threemonths before his time would give himonce more a fair standing before theworld, she sent copies of the letters inher possession to Senator Stanford, to-gether with a request for him to lookinto the case. The papers were tran-smitted through lnrn to Gov. Water-man, and John F. Elliott became a freeman. This is the first instance of an in-tercession on Mrs. Harrison's part, al-though she says she has demands con-stantly that move her to pitv.

    CUT SATES TO THE WEST.

    Cheap tickets to all points in Kansas,Colorado, Indian Territory (Oklahoma)Texas and other States and Territoriesin the West will be sold bv the Santa FeRoute from Chicago and other pointsalong the line, on August G and 20, Sep-tember 10 nnd 24 and October 8,

    For particulars ask your Ticket Agentor write. to John J, "Byrne, AssistantGeneral Passenger Agent, Santa FeRoute, Chicago, Ills.

    An apparent stack of four $20 goldpieces, in the center of which is a min-iature watch movement, is an oddityrecently introduced, and as yet seldomseen.

    There is a man in our townAnd Ue i very wise, sir,

    Whene'er he doon't )ut rightuue remeuy Heines, sir.

    It's Just llic thiiiK to take in springThe blood to purify.

    He fells liis frii'inN, and nothinu; elseIs In! induce. to try

    because, having taken I'r. I'leive's (ioMenMedit-u- l Discovery to ileauo his sist' in.tune it up, and enrii h the Idnoil, and millingmat it always produces the ucMivd efha,he considers limine would be foolish to ex-periment with anything eise. His motto -,"Prove all things and bold fast to that whichis good." That's why lie pins his fail li totho "(Joldeii .Medical Discovery."

    Walking advertisements for Pr. Sne'sCati rb. Keinedy are tbe thousands it hascured.

    mis. --uaryo. natter, oi rciuney, w., nasbeen arrested and held to the grand Juryfor using profaue language.

    AFalry Tale.A famous woodsman onee boasted that lie

    could lind his way through a wilderness andreturn by the same path, lieing tested, hecarried with him a slender thread, whichshould serve as a guifle for tbe return trip.Reaching the end of his Journey, he laydown to rest. While be rested came thegenius of industry and breathed upon histhread and changed it to two shining ribbonsof steel. It was a railroad. Throngs olpeople whirled past him in luxurious cars,and he read upon the train the mysticlegend: "Wisconsin Central 1"

    The United States new eruiser, York-tow-has been thoroughly tested and found

    to be tirst-clas-s in all respects.

    W lea Baby was sick, we gave tier Castorla,Whea alio waa a 31iild, aVried tor Castorla,When she became Miss, she clung to Castorla,

    Wkea ah! bad Children, she gave theaa Castorla,

    Postmaster Paul, of Milwaukee, who, bytbe report ot tbe Commissioners, had violatedtbe civil service law, has resigned.

    If Dobbins' Electric Soap is what so manyInsist that it is, you cannot afford to eo with-out it. Your grocer has it, orcan get It, and

    can decide for yeurself very soon. Don'tJouanother Mondaypass without trying it.

    The leading school book publishers denythat there is, or that there is to be, a schoolbook trust

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    Jobn Emmons, of Gaylord, Kan., was tar-red and feathered for wulppinghis wife.

    A pocket matcb safe free to amokers of "Tanaill'a Puuub" Sc. Cigar.

    Three swallows do not make a sprinp,yet that number represented in rubiesand diamonds and mounted on a bar ofgold form an original lace pin.

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    A Happy Medium.va aim la life and set your sua

    And stick to it whatever coma.Don't lounge about, wing pun,And be a good chum.But strike a happy medium.Don't work too hard or you'll becomeA nervous wreck with feelings glum,With aleepleat nights, aad aching thumb.Don't slave to death to grab each crumb,But strike a happy medium.Swept on by tides ot wrong and rum,Don't drift and drift like worthiest scum,And make the fairest land a slum.Lend ear to truth and not be mum.Oh, strike a happy medium.

    Oh I sweet is this, that there are someWho roar not load, or keep not dumb,Who rightly work, who work and hum,And thut deserve their sugar plum,So strike a happy medium.

    --E. B. BlackweU, Chicago Times.

    When Robert Was a Boy.John W. Burdetto, for many years

    editorial writer and business managerof the Burlington Hawkeye, is ayounger brother of the famous humorist He says: "Bob always bubbledover with fun, and his stock ot storieswas exhaustless, even when a child.He could make us a good fairy tale oradventure at a moments notice, andhis younger brothers wei-- alwaysafter him for 'just one more story,Bob,' whenever we got him alone. Atbed-tim- e we were especially annoyingto him. After we' were all cuddled up

    for we slept three In a bed Bobwould tell us a tcore of stories, and weconstantly begged for one more untilhe would become weary. I guess thatsome of Bob's best stories wore told tous In those days. I would not like tosay a thousand times (or fear ot exaggeration, and if I said less than athousand times it might not be up totho number of occasions whenBob was obliged to kickus both out of bad and roll himself up4n the blankets and go to sleep in spiteot us, for we never tired ot hearinghim, no mutter how sleepy and tiredhe might become. Yes, if

    part of the fanoies, witticismsand inventions which Bob entertainedhis little brothers with could be print-ed, the world would call him n geniusof the most marvelous kind; for thethousand tales of the Arabian Nightswere never more interesting thanthose winter nights' tales of my goodbrother Bob. There was never a bet-ter brother."

    Clean Milk.When we look upon the boautiful

    whiteness of milk we are led to believeit is absolutely clean. It seems sonatural to believe that anything sowhite and pure-looki- must be clean.When we remember, however, thatwater that seems perfectly clear andsparkling to the naked eye may con-tain the worst impurities, we are pre-pared to hear and understand that ap-parently .clean white milk may be im-pure. We recently had exhibited tous the residuum cleaned out of ap-parently pure milk by un ingenioussystem of centrifugal cleansing em-ployed by one of our condensed milkcompanies. This residuum consists olblood, putrescent matter, hair, duetand other impurities taken from thebottom of one of these centrifugalcleansers. The question suggests itself,may not the continued use of milk con-taining such impurities be the sourceot typhoid and other fevers just aemuch as Impure water? And if this isso, why should not the same prophy-lactic care be exercised In cleansingmilk as in distilling water? Here is afresh apportunity for microscopicaland bacteriological investigation, tcwhich we shall again refer, Ameri-can Anatyco.

    Color of the Hair and Eyes.M. Toplnard has been making a

    statistical inquiry into the colors of theeyes and hair in France, and from his180,000 observations he deduces manyinteresting results, one of the most cu-rious being that where tbe race isformed from a mixture of blondes andbrunette! the hereditary blood-colorin- g

    comes out in the eyes, and thebrunette element reappears in thehair. To thlt tendency probably is tobe attributed the rarity of a combina-tion ot light hair with dark eyes. Sev-eral observers have asserted that theAmerican people, who are pre-e-nently a mixed race, are becoming adark-haire- d and blue-eye- d nation, andIt this be true, tuch a developmentmust be owing to the working o)the new law formulated by M. Topl-nard.

    Both Going to Dinner.Business man "I had two urgent

    engagements to make one withan Englishman and one with an Ameri-can."

    Friend "Yes."Butinest man "Tbe Englishman

    told me be would meet me at 8 o'clockthis evening, after he had dined, thehour for which wat 6 o'clock."

    Friend "And the American?"Butinest man "Oh, he laid: 'I'll

    meet you in ten minutes at toon aI've had dinner.' "Chicago Globe.

    Little Elephants.Two diminutive elephants arrived

    lately the other day In the British sec-tion ot the universal exhibition, wheretbey ttand opposite each other, appar-ently guarding tbe entranoe to one ofthe central oourtt. No household ca-nary oould possibly be tamer than thesehandsome little pachyderm, whloh areabomtflva feet high and carry gorgeoushewdaha, richly deooratod, at wall atother trappings, with colored enamelsand told. Even the tutkt, the pointtof whloh have been tawn off, are pro-tutt- ly

    giltMrs. Pop(nay-HW- hat dote year bus-bea-d

    think of your new halt" Mrs.Blabsea "He hain't looked at It yet Thebut hat attracted bit entire aUantloa fortoe aatt two daya-BarU- aiea Fret

    the Yukon Month there once lived a lit-tle boy with bis annt They were allaloae. not even-havin- any people liv--

    awue mem in any airecuon to tara tbey could travel in a day. One sum-mer day the boy took his skin canoe, ortyak, and told his aunt that he was go-ing away to the Great River (Yukon) to

    uen people were living.Then away he paddled and came in

    time to the Great River, up which besteered his course until be came at lastto a large village. . .

    As tbe boy drew his kyak upon theshore tbe people ran down to bim aadsmashed his canoe to pieces and thentore bis clothing into rags and beat himalmost to death. And here the poorboy, having no kyak, was compelled tostay all through the summer, Ihe objectof the spiteful blows and harsh treat-ment of the entire village.

    As tbe autumn moon tilled, one of themen in the village felt pity for thefriendless one and made him a littlekyak and told him to go and Und his peo-ple again.

    Then the boy paddled away again, andafter a long time returned to his aunt'splace.

    When he reached home he was sur-prised to find that many people badcome there during his absence and a vil-lage now stood about his old borne.

    Then he drew his kyak upon the rivetbank and went straight to his aunt'shouse and entered.

    The old woman was inside, and whenthe poor boy went in, all ragged andso starved and beaten that he lookedlike a skeleton, she was very muchfrightened.

    When the old aunt's fright passedaway she was able to recognize him,and with cries of pity for his sufferingand of anger at his cruel enemies, sheheard his story. When he had finished,the old woman made him bring her apiece of driftwood, and from it theycarved a small wooden image of an an-imal with long teeth, and long, sharpclaws; and they colored it on the sides,with some white on its neck. Then theytook the image to the edge ofthe water in the little river andthe old woman said her magiowords to the imnge and told it togo to the place where the bad ones livedwho had treated her boy so evilly, andto tear and destroy all the people hecould And. The image lay quite still,not etirring. At this the old womantook it out of the water and let her tearsdrop on its back, while she told it:"Now, go! Kill and tear the bad oneswho beat my boy," and put it into thewater again. Just when she finished,the imuge moved slowly across theriver ami crept up the other bank. Bythe time it reached the top ot the bunkit had grown to a big animal, and turn-ed and looked back at the old woman,who cried out to it: "Qo, tear anadestroy."

    The animal went away to the badvillage, where it found a man gettingwater from the river, and quickly torehim in pieces. After this, foi a longtime, the savage one kept about thisplace until half of the people had beentorn by him and all of the others beganto desert it. The savage one then swamacross the Great River and wandered faracross the earth plain, even beyond thebroad river, always raging to destroyeverything in which it found life.

    Here it turned back, and one daycame upon the river bank where it hadstarted. He looked, and seeing thepeople, became at once filled with rageand began to tear up the earth with hissharp claws, and then swam the littleriver. The villagers ran away cryingwith fear: "There is the old woman'tdog, and now we will all be eaten.Make the old woman go and stop herdog."

    The old woman heard the cries andwent Out, and as soon as she saw theanimal she went to meet it The savageone was passing by without trying totouch her, but she caught it by the longfur and said: "Do not hurt these peoplefor they have been good to me and havegiven me food when I have beenHungry." At this the savage one be-came quite gentle and she led it intoher house.

    When thsv were inside she told theanimal that he had served her well unddone all of her bidding, but that fromthis time forth he must not hurt peopleunless they first tried to injure or abusehim in anv wav. She then led it outsideand sent him away, and since then therenave always been bears.

    The Highest Volcano.The highest active volcano in the

    world is Popocatapetl, thirty-fiv- e milessouth of Pueblo, Old Mexico. It is 17,-7-

    feet high, the crater is three milesin circumference and l.uuu leet deep.When Cortez conquered Mexico Popocatapetl was in a state of active eruption, the smoke being visiuie lor auumiles in every direction.

    One of Cortez's men, Francisco Mon-tan- o,was the first man to ascend to the

    summit Up to 1875 but two whitewomen, Mrs. John W. Foster and Mrs,Arthur Terry, had ever gazed into theawful crater. Since that time severallady tourists have made the ascentThe figures of General Casper Ochor,the owner of the great smoking moun-tain, show it to be 19,523 feet high; 4,

    the figures given above, are thoseused by most geographers.

    The Biggest Town.London, with an area somewhat in

    definite, it the lamest city in the world.Her postal districts extend over a scopeof 144 square miles; that of the policeover 690 square miles. The populationin 1881 was something over 4,000,000.It stands on four counties, covering themost of each. It tins 1.500.000 foreigners from every quarter of the globe, andit is said to have more uatnoiics tnanRome herself and more Jews than allPalestine. Within the limits of thecity there is a birth every live minutesand a death every eight minutes, dayand night Each year adds 45,000 to thepopulation, mere are 7,uvu nines orstreets and 1,200 miles ot street railwaywithin the city limits. Each year anaverage of 28 miles of new streets areopened.

    ADogUkblt.It hat been remarked that dogs turn

    around several times before lying down.Tbe habit is supposed to point to thetime in canine history when the dorwas wild and inhabited jungles or tailgrass. Then it was necessary to turnseveral timet in order to twist tne grassinto the noroer position for pressingdown into a comfortable nest Thehabit became fixed and the modern dogbat not outgrown it Kansas CityJournal.

    A Very Deep Hole.A subterranean passage baa been dlt- -

    oovered in tbe Santa Fe river, threemllet northwest or Hot Springs, Fla.

    annt about fourteen feet in diameterbat been found having no bottom. Thewater la this particular locality it un-like that sumundini It havinc a decidedly bluish oast Hailt pushed a shortdlsiaaoe down Into the bole disappear

    ever to return. Ail attempts to unaextern have thus far tailed.

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    A Baa BetiaalaaOU Mother Fez one evening leaked

    From out her den of rocks."Come here, my pretty Bushy TaO,"

    She called her little Fez."You're getting larger every day,

    You're arowina-stron- I feelTie time that you should leave your flay

    am looms Begin so

    you're okttino labgh vcar pat .'"The farmer's eye is quick and keen,

    The chicken-roos- ts are high;The Rabbit, he is fleet of foot;

    The Partridge, she Is sly.If you would live upon your wits,

    You must be very sly ;You'll have to watch before yon pounce

    You muit be very sly."

    "I've really learned to stial.""Yes, mother," said young Bushy Tall,

    "I know just how you feel.Itnt I've begun to prowl about;

    I've really learned to steal.The Rabbit runs, the Partridge flies,

    The Chicken-roost- s are high,But I shall wait a chance to pounce;

    I shall be very sly.I mean to live upon my wits;

    I shall be very shy.":i

    So off they bolb together wentAnd left their den of rocks;

    And which one of tbe two was worse,The big or little Fox?

    Jiminy Joyce's Philanthropy,Little Jimmie Joyce has shown a

    great interest in the Fresh-Ai- r fundever since it began to be talked aboutthis season. As it happened, last weeksome of his friends were sent away bymeans of the fund, and their brilliantaccounts of country life set Jimmie'syoung mind to work. The lad does agood deal of thinking- anyway, for oneso young, and this time his active mindhit upon something which seemed tojiiiti very practical. Accordingly,Wednesday morning, when he went tothe Daily News boys' room in the rearof the Daily News building, he marchedup to Philip O'Connor, the veteran pa--

    and hem a ten minutesconversation with him.

    "It strikes me that we fellers mighttake up a kinder collection," he said,"and we might send some one to thecountry, too." Phil fell in with theidea, ana, when all the boys came in,before giving them their papers, hemade the following, announcement:"Boys, some of the fellows wants tostart a subscription among you for the

    of sending some of the poor toSurpose Now, what do you thinkI 1W"

    . "That's the stuff," "Let 'er go," anda score of like exclamations were givenby the boys in answer.

    So it was that the Daily News boys'fund was started. Jimmie Joyce's nameheaded the list with 10 cents after it,and by night many names were addedand $5.55 was raised, Thursday $1.75was added to the list, and yesterday 87cents was handed in by "Shorty," whohad spent the previous afternoon on thenorth side collecting it from the boys.The fund had now grown to $8.17,enough money to send four "kids" tothe country for a two weeks' vacation.

    It now became necessary to appoint acommittee to see that the money wasdisposed of properly and that the rightpersons were benefited by it Accordingly, a meeting was held and all theboys attended, regardless of the papersiney mignt nave torn. The alley,through which the little fellows cometo get their papers was thronged, TomBlack acted as a chairman and "Reddie"introduced a motion that a committeeof four be appointed to attend to theproper disposal oi tne money, The mo-tion was carried and Frank Eohlhoff.better known as "Yorkie," James Cot-ton, Frank Bremer, and Frank Shultzwere appointed.. Now comes

    . .a question not easilyj iitrl-- i. ,mueciueu; w no snau we senar"I think 'bout as good as we could

    do would be to send four poor boys,"suggested "Bricktop" John.

    "No; better send poor girls," saidanother.

    "What's the matter with haff andbafT?" asked Bob Jackson.

    An hour was spent discussing thisquestion, nut no agreement could bereached, so the boys referred it to thecommittee they had selected,

    "Yorkie" then proposed that thepersons sent to the country by them becalled the Daily News boysr boys," or"girls," as the case might be, or both,for that matter, and the motion wasunanimously carried.

    The committee lost no time in dis-posing of the duties intrusted to him,and met immediately after the othermeeting had adjourned:

    "Yorkie" acted as spokesman, and re-garding the question as to who was tobe sent to the country said: "Fellers, Itink we'd belter take the gals out,'cause yer know they don't nohow gitto see much any way. Yer know wekin take the car and go off fer a daylist when we wants, but they can't doit It's my opini'n we'd better tend 'emoff. What der yer think 'bout itT"

    "Yorkie't" eloquence was not lostupon the other three, and they finallydecided that "the Daily Newt boys'girls" should go for the proposedvacation.

    The boys then visited the manage-ment of the Daily Newt Fresh-A- irFund, and requested four deserving

    be tent on the newsboys' accountflrls rtfquoet was promptly aooeded to,and four girls will be elected to go toWilliamsport, inn., in answer to in-vitations from Mrs. R. M. Olaypool andMrs. Sllfer of that tows, both of whomhad previously tent word to thebenevolent organisation that they wouldgladly entertain two young girls duringthe two weeks' vocation. And m "theDaily Newt boys' girls" will ttart fortheir trip Mteedy ".the lads, one aad all, fee) glad that tbeybavo been tne eeaat oi eoaoaui metwirinldHllMrllHfer,MM

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    ness of this quotation. When thechild's rocking-hors- e treacherously

    . throws him off and bumps his headagainst the piano-stoo-l, his remarksshould do no violence to the preoeptsof the great Lindley Murray; beshould occasionally sit up in his cra-dle, remove his teething ring from

    ' his mouth and conjugate a verb.But this sort of a child is not the onethat anybody oaro3 to oultlvato, nor ishe the one that makes his mark inthe world when he grows up. Whocures to be approached by the

    boy who announces that, "owingto the inclemency of the weather, Ihave y remained at home in-stead ot attending suiiool as usual?"But on the other hand, who can tor amoment resist the one who comes inwith a shout and says that "it's pour-ing cats and dogs, so I won't have togo to no school y, and I'm jollyglad of it nnd hope it'll rain tomor-row f" The latter is a boy, the formeran interesting young person; andtwenty years later you will find theboy at the head of a prosperohs business with tho young person as hisbook-keepe- r. Ex.

    Brains in Demand."1 hear a good many young fel-

    lows," said an old New York mer-chant, recently, "growling nowadaysthat the chances to make a fortune inthis city are all gone, that is, for menwhose only capital is their brains.They look around at the great businesshouses already established' and con-sider the tierce oompotition in everybrunch of trade, and their hearts failthem. The truth is that there neverwere such chances to make money asnow for young men of real ability inthis city. It is a hard place, of course,for men of mere average talent to getalong In, but brains are needed hereas never before. Merchants who havebuilt up great trades and want to 'letup' a little in their labors, must havesmart men to whom they oan safelyentrust details.

    "The complaint that the 'bosses' re-latives are put over the heads ot themore deserving clerks is not true.That scheme is playing out and willnot work. No wise man will risk hisbusiness in the hands of an incompetent son or nephew if he can get a better and more faithful employe to attend to it It would pay him better topension the relative. These men getsalaries that were unheard of in myday, and although the prices of landhave risen greatly since then, the op-portunities for a young fellow to secure a home of his own, were neverbetter that they are in New York today. New xorH Tribune.

    A Man of Expedients.Of all the dispositions with, which

    moral man may be born, there is noother that on the whole it so likely toassist him to make his way throughlife satisfactorily as that ot being borna man of expedients. Whatever giftof wealth one may chance to inherithe is sure sooner or later to come, togrief, unless he inherits also the artof managing them. It is by no meantenough to get a fortune; it It neces-sary to use one's wits to preserve ItBut fortune is, after all, only on ofthe Innumerable elements of whichlife it compounded, and as it become!every year necessary to have a largefortune to hold one's own among thewealthy of the land, to does It beoomeevery year of less Importance whetherone does have a fortune, tlnoe there) Itconstantly a larger proportion ot peo-ple who do, not have the enormousamount which goet to make up thomodern fortune, and the majority willassert itself, even to the extent ofbreaking away from the domination ofwealth.

    In every department of life. In thegreatest affairs with whloh ha la sail-ed upon to have to do at well at in themost mlmute, there It room for thedisplay ot thlt faculty ot being pre-pared for the emergency. To be aman ot expedient it it ne penary tohave much mental dexterity, muohpower ol adaptability, and wldo fer-tility of resouroe. Indirectly there Itneeded a large Imagination, and thoman ot expedient! it above everythingelse, perhaps, a man ot Imagination.He It able to put hlmielf In differentrelation! to any given problem, aad Ifthe tint does not furnith him eolutlon

    f any difficulty that may perplex htm,(to to eapabla of looklaf th wholo

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