mars hill newspaper volume 17 issue 4
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October 31, 2012
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Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Eating peanut butter and Oreo’s” -Kayla Ortlieb
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COVER STATEMENT.
October 31, 2012October 31, 2012
NEWS. LARISSA [email protected]
A candid date with candidatesTheir faces say it all. At least, all they said in the last debate.
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Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Spending time with my family” -Vanessa Wiebe
Abortion and Birth ControlRomney is currently opposed to abortion rights, though
previously supported them. He proposes state aid to Planned Parenthood should be cut and abortion rights should be guided by state laws, meaning abortions should only be al-lowed in cases dealing with rape, incest, or mortal danger for the mother.
WarHe supports the plan to draw troops out of Afghanistan
by 2014. Though he also plans to increase the armed forces strength by adding $100 billion to the 2016 Pentagon budget.
ImmigrationEb`aXl�bccbfXf�XWhVTg\ba�UXaXßgf�gb�\__XZT_�\``\ZeTagf�
and is in favour of the U.S./Mexico border fence. He feels le-gal status should only be given to those illegal immigrants who will serve in the armed forces, but not for those who would just like to attend college. Furthermore he feels that employers should be punished if they hire citizens who do not obtain a legal status.
GunsHe opposes the idea of creating new, stricter gun laws, but
favours tougher enforcement of existing gun laws.
DebtRomney is opposed to the auto bail out. By the end of his
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Abortion and Birth ControlObama supports of abortion rights but prohibits federal
funding for elective abortions. He also states that health care laws require contraceptives to be available to those women with workplace health plans.
WarHe made a big step towards ending the Iraq War. During
this time he increased the presence of U.S. troops in Afghani-stan to begin wrapping up the mission and have all troops out by 2014. He plans to cut $487 billion in military spending in the next decade.
ImmigrationObama believes immigrants brought to the states illegally
as children should not be deported and instead granted work permits, if such permits apply. He failed to deliver on a prom-ise for an immigration overhaul, though he claims he is still committed to it. A record number of illegal immigrants have been deported under his leadership.
GunsThough his term showed no motivation to push for strict-
er gun laws, he has previously backed the idea of stronger gun control. During his term, he signed laws allowing indi-viduals to carry concealed weapons in checked bags on Am-trak trains, as well as in national parks.
DebtObama won approval to raise the debt limit in order to
avoid default. He would like to take on the debt issue with a mix of spending cuts and revenue increases. He prefers that Bush-era tax cuts expire for those couples making + $250,000.
YOU could read this page... Or you could just watch this Rap battle to sum it up
for you.
“There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our
Constitution.”John Adams
“The domination of one faction over an-other, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, is natural to party dissension has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, and is itself a frightful despotism. Sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction turns this disposition to the purposes of his own el-
evation, on the ruins of Public Liberty.”George Washington
Words from the Fathersby Hayley Gaynor
October 31, 2012
As of Mon-day morning, TWU faculty passed the ßefg� fgTZX� \a�
achieving union representation, hav-ing acquired the support for a union vote by 45% of the governing body. This vote will be held no later than-November 8.
Unionization of the TWU faculty eXdh\eXf� gjb� fgXcf-� ßefg_l�� '(�� bY�the governing faculty body (a group determined independently of the uni-versity) are required to sign an Inde-pendent Educators Association mem-bership card.
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attack In afghan mosqueOn Friday, which happened to be a major Muslim holi-day, a suicide bomber detonated explosives outside of a northern Afghanistan Mosque. During the explosion 41 people were killed, though the many senior regional bYßV\T_f�\a�g[X�Uh\_W\aZ�jXeX�TU_X�gb�XfVTcX�ha[Te`XW!�Many of those counted in the fatalites were soldiers and police.
TRUMP beats a dead horseJust when you thought the US Presidential debate couldn’t get more dramatic Donald Trump stepped back into the ring. The business mogul took to YouTube this week to request that President Obama release his college eXVbeWf�TaW�bYßV\T_�U\eg[�VXeg\ßVTgX�� \a�XkV[TaZX�Ybe��(�million dollars to the charity of his choice. As of yet the President has not responded.
criminal returns to canadaWell known pedophile, Christopher Neil, returned to Vancouver on Friday, after being released from a Thai jail. Trial now awaits him in Canada, while controversy arises over what the general public feels a fair and deserving sentence should be for such a criminal. A global warrant was issued for Neil’s ar-rest in 2007, for sexually abusing 12 boys and dis-tributing around 200 photographs of their assaults over the web.
Hurricane sandyOn Thursday night Hurricane Sandy ripped through the central Bahamas, destroying everything in its path with violent winds and torrential downpour. This was after it had already raged through the Ca-ribbean, where it took 21 lives. At press time the storm was making landfall on the Eastern Seaboard. Early damage reports include the Atlantic City Boardwalk being washed out.
Canucks’ prospect faIlS Though tensions run high due to the NHL lockout, it has been said that the Canucks top prospect, Nick-las Jensen, is likely to stay in Sweden, regardless of whether the lockout comes to an end or not.
7.7 Earthquake on BC’s CoastA magnatude 7.7 earthquake struck 202 kilometers south of Prince Rupert. Despite tsunami warnings spreading as far as Hawaii, tidal stations reported only minor changes, with the highest wave being 69 centimeters. SFU geology professor Brent Ward said that the quake is unrelated to “The Big One” that’s been long predicted to hit the West Coast.
NEWS.
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Probably still wheeling after some guy” -Hannah Wanous
In an effort to unite the cam-pus body in the common struggles for
higher education and higher under-standing, Trinity Western University has created a Faith and Reason Task Force.
Dr. Jonathan S. Raymond, Presi-dent of Trinity Western University, says that the Faith and Reason Task Force “has been established to facili-tate opportunities during the current academic year for the students, staff, and faculty of TWU to engage in [an] important conversation.” With this new team, the university can chal-lenge and address tensions that inter-sect the world of religion and acad-emy. No longer are we limited to dis-
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Faculty to vote on union
TWU negotiates faith and reason.
Necessary 45% vote reached.
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In Monday’s chapel, Professor Calvin Townsend spoke on the “big questions” that confuse and chal-lenge Christian university students regularly, such as “Why are there two creation accounts at the beginning of Genesis?” and “How old is the Earth?” The two ideologies that guide students through these big questions of univer-sity, and the rest of life, are the prin-ciples of faith and reason. Townsend states that “the idea of a ‘university’ is grounded on the principle of reason, so the idea of a ‘Christian university’ intersects both of the principles.” As university students negotiating their faith, they cannot ignore the principle of reason, or else we are “turning our
cards reaching a 45% threshold, the British Columbia Labour Relations Board is legally bound to hold a vote among all faculty. If 50% + 1 vote is found in favour of union representa-tion, the Christian Labour Association bY� 6TaTWT� j\__� UXVb`X� g[X� bYßV\T_�bargaining agent for TWU faculty.
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is taught. Most importantly, as mentioned
by Provost Bob Wood, a third party mediation may inhibit the collegial feelings of community on campus.
At the same time, it is obvious that the TWU faculty feel that they are jus-g\ßXW�\a�g[X\e�W\ffTg\fYTVg\ba�j\g[�g[X�current system. It would seem that they believe the concretizing of many informal policies would improve the quality of education on campus.
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back on the pursuit of knowledge”—not only factual knowledge but also a relational knowledge of God.
TWU seems to be at the epicentre of a conversation about where the bal-ance lies between faith and reason. On a weekly basis, students negotiate Religious Studies classes that ques-tion the foundation of their beliefs; even the faculty are struggling with these questions, as some research fXX`f� gb� eXiXT_� aXj� fV\Xag\ßV� Xi\-dence that challenges the literal inter-pretation of the Bible.
After Townsend’s chapel speech, the newly created Faith and Reason Task Force handed out a survey to staff, faculty, and students. They may not yet be able to answer TWU’s most W\YßVh_g� dhXfg\baf�� Uhg� g[Xl� VTa� VXe-tainly point us in the right direction.
its negotiation will heavily impact the success of the outcome—whatever that may be.
In recent weeks there has been some concern that the faculty form-ing a bargaining unit will change the unique culture of our university. Some predict that this possibility will funda-mentally alter the “educational expe-rience” the university currently offers, which, for many students, is the pri-mary reason for attending TWU.
For example, there may be changes in the way that the university operates at a practical level, includ-ing costs, faculty-staff relations, and decisions about the content of, and manner in which, course curriculum
now largely rest in the hands of the faculty, the quality of this movement’s effect on the university depends upon all other members of the TWU com-munity—their attitudes, advocacies, and most importantly, their level-headed and considerate conversation.
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Faith & Reason Task ForceBob Wood Provost; Professor of PhysicsHarold FawProfessor of Psychology; Assis-tant Dean, FHSSBruce GuentherAssociate Professor of Church History and Mennonite Studies; President of Mennonite Brethren Biblical Seminary CanadaMyron PennerAssociate Professor of Philoso-phyArnold SikkemaProfessor and Chair of Depart-ment Mathematical SciencesAmy Alexander Admissions Coordinator
Loriane Frewing Faculty Assistant, Religious StudiesRob Rhea Director of Student MinistriesJames Zelinski Executive Director, DevelopmentKelly Lamb TWUSA PresidentJonathan Reesor TWUGSA PresidentBill TaylorTWU Board MemberHolly Porra8kXVhg\iX�4ff\fgTag�gb�g[X�BYßVX�of the Provost – Operations
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Laughing with God
Laughing at ourselves
A lecture summary of distinguished scholar Terry Lindvall.
Terry Lindvall encourages us to maintain our inner child.
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was persuaded by a sound argument rather than coerced by violence, like a slave or foreigner.
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ment from improper, manipulative rhetoric, and hopefully will protect us from falling victim to their manipula-tion.
FTW_l�� lbh� VTa¹g� eXT__l� XiT_hTgX�where a candidate stands on the vari-ous issues by what he or she says in a public debate. Instead, do research gb�ßaW�bhg�T�VTaW\WTgX¹f�geTV^�eXVbeW��how they voted and acted in the past, to get a sense of how they will prob-ably proceed in the future.
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Straw ManObama presents Rom-ney’s position in an oversimplified sum-mary and then attacks
it.
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0 Begging the ClaimRomney presents the state of the economy for evidence
against the president’spolicies instead of showing how Obama’s policies have led the economy to the state it
is in.
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Ad PopulumObama appeals to “the resil-ience and determination of the American people” insteadof explaining how his policies
helped anything.
PathosRomney rebukes Obama’s misinter-pretation of his position by adding the fact that he is a father and he is used to such ungrounded claims. This addi-tion is irrelevant to the argument and only adds an emotional appeal to Rom-
ney’s character as a “family man.”
PathosRomney tells heart-wrenching stories of individuals who
approached himfor help.
Red HerringObama uses a good chunk of valuable time to honor he and his
wife’s engagementinstead of the question.
October 31, 2012ACADEMY.
If D.C. has taught me one thing, it’s that experience trumps degrees. Yes, you heard a
Trinity Western University student admit that her $80,000 degree is not the key to a successful career. I can stand on any street corner in this city and watch hoards of valedictorians clutching their Harvard MA’s and Yale JD’s rush into their government build-ings. The harsh truth? In the treeless ßX_Wf� bY� cTcXe� eXfh`Xf�� 54¹f� Yeb`�Trinity Western University…kind of mean nothing. I would never say that my degrees are useless, but I am sug-gesting that something else is more important. In the long run, my paper-pushing, envelope-licking, staple-smashing, typo-seeking, letter-proof-ing, ladder-climbing internship may
|EMILY ZMAK
be more useful.I hear it again and again. What
matters the most on resumes are skills and experience. I was hired as the meetings intern at the Council on Foreign Relations because I can write and because I have traveled overseas, but mostly because I have been an intern before. My little practi-Vh`� Tg� g[X� 6TaTW\Ta� 5\U_X� FbV\Xgl��which Ruth Anaya organized for me in COMM 351, acted as the founda-tion of my professional resume. In my interview, my supervisor wanted to know about my communication style, work habits, and mode of organiza-tion. While I certainly learned these skills in school, my answers were short narratives about my previous practicum. That's right: nobody asked about what I had learned in the class-room. Ouch.
The Council on Foreign Rela-tions is a think tank that organizes meetings for 4,500 plus members ba� gbc\Vf� g[Tg� eX_TgX� gb� H!F!� \agXeaT-tional relations and publishes the well-known journal Foreign Affairs. An average week of mine might include drafting speaker invitations, running microphones to members with ques-tions, helping former ambassadors pull away the sticky-backs off their nametags, and emailing the New York headquarters with attendance tallies.
My favorite part of my internship, [bjXiXe��\f�g[X�haceXW\VgTU\_\gl!�Fb`X�of my unusual tasks have included gXTf\aZ� FXVeXg� FXei\VX� bYßVXef� Ybe�UX\aZ� gbb� fXe\bhf�� c\V^\aZ� hc� ß_`�festival movies from the National :XbZeTc[\V� bYßVXf�� TaW� ZeXXg\aZ�members from Mexico's Presidential entourage.
D I S P A T C H E S F R O M T H E L L C D.C.
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? " Shoving my face with food" -Alyssa Castellano
Politics is better than TV.Partisan media's attack on communal dialogue.
If you watch, listen, or otherwise imbibe any A m e r i c a n
news media these days, you are bound to have noticed a trend: polit-ical media in America has become derogatory, rude, and unabashedly biased. Even major news networks like CNN or Fox News have widely acknowledged left or right-wing slants. If you turn on right wing news, you know what you are going to get, and vice versa. There is no dialogue between sides. Nothing actually gets talked about.
5hg� UXlbaW� ceXfXag\aZ� U\TfXW�information, the “conversation” hosted by partisan news networks has become unbelievably brash, incredibly insulting, and downright offensive. Campaign ads slander the character of the other candidate, and talk show hosts warn that the country will go to Hell if a certain candidate is elected. Dialogue, if there is any, has become extremely coarsened.
In this climate, it is impossible to agree with certain aspects of one side and with certain aspects from the other. Instead, both sides dig their heels in and denounce the oth-er’s position completely. If you are right-wing you have no soul, if you are left-wing you are an ignoramus, XgV�� XgV�� XgV!� FhV[� ¶VbaiXefTg\ba·�leaves no possibility for the give and take needed for actual dialogue.
|CAMERON REED
There is no opportunity for com-promise, for balance, for working things out.
5hg�\g�jTfa¹g�T_jTlf�_\^X�g[\f!��Ted Koppel, a legendary Ameri-
can broadcast journalist of the 60's and 70's, recently explored this coarsening of the dialogue. Kop-pel interviewed spokesmen on both f\WXf-� g[X� \aàT``Tgbel� gT_^� f[bj�[bfg��5\__�B¹EX\__l��hUXeVbafXeiTg\iX�pundit, Ann Coulter, and the liberal [bfg��5\__�@T[Xe!�
With them, he found a horrify-ing inability to concede. Coulter completely disagreed that there has been any coarsening in the dialogue, claiming that it is only now that truly right-wing voices are being heard. Maher claimed the exact opposite, that his side is “scream-ing facts and truth” while Coulter’s side, is screaming “their version of truth, which is religious-based non-sense.” O’Reilly defended his own show by saying that he is not nearly as offensive and slandering as many other talk show hosts like him, and that this is simply the way the game is played.
From these terrifying interviews, Koppel concluded that this coars-ening of the dialogue is in fact due to the changes in the media indus-try itself. In Koppel’s day, there were three major televised news networks in America. With so few options, none of these networks Vbh_W�TYYbeW�gb�T_\XaTgX�T�f\Za\ßVTag�chunk of their audience by present-
ing an overly biased slant. They tried to be objective, to present both sides of a story. Now, with the advent of twenty-four-seven cable TV, it is not ]hfg� cbff\U_X�� Uhg� \aVeXW\U_l� cebßg-able to have a channel devoted to a certain political or ideological stance.
F[bjf� ba� g[XfX� V[TaaX_f�� TaW�those following suit on AM radio, with sensational hosts like O’Reilly, Ehf[� ?\`UThZ[�� @\V[TX_� FTiTZX��be� 5\__� @T[Xe�� `T^X� hc� gb� �$� U\_-lion per channel per year (accord-ing to the New York Times). They do so simply by spitting back out what people already believe or bashing the side that their audience already W\fTZeXXf�j\g[!�G[Xl� Yh_ß__� g[X� eb_X�of entertainment better than they do that of news. They neither educate nor foster dialogue. Instead, they simply reinforce people’s already entrenched beliefs and further remove the possibility of honest conversation.
4f�hfhT_��<�ßaW�g[Tg�cbXg YTe`Xe c[\_bfbc[Xe�JXaWX__�5Xeel�cebi\WXf�some perspective on all this mess. In an essay, “The Importance of a 6b[XeXag�6b``ha\gl�·�5Xeel�jTeaf�against getting so caught up in a particular cause (or political “side”) that you miss the place where all these causes should actually lead: creating a healthier community.
If you have a commitment to improving life in your own com-`ha\gl�� 5Xeel� je\gXf�� lbh� UXZ\a� gb�see where diverse, often arbitrarily
opposed, causes actually align. 5Xeel� VbaV_hWXf� g[Tg� \Y� lbh�jTag� gb�make a difference, attempt to do so _bVT__l!� 5X� eXfcbaf\U_X� TaW� _\iX� Ybe�justice, for love, for the redemp-tion and renewal of your community right where you are now.
Fb�� \a� g[\f� fXTfba� bY� X_XVg\ba�fever, I suggest a few things to help promote actual, honest dialogue, the hallmark of a “coherent” com-munity.
1.Don’t consume partisan news. Try to choose sources of informa-tion that are bipartisan or at least aim at objectivity even if none is truly objective. Check out nonpartisan f\gXf�fhV[�Tf�¶<�F\WX�J\g[·�be�¶G[X�Voice of,” to explore the issues and ßZheX�bhg�j[XeX�lbh�fgTaW!
2. Talk about the issues with peo-ple who think differently. Among friends, family or strangers, honest and respectful conversation is one of the only ways to grow. And take advantage of being at this university. Whether justice and governance, or faith and culture, we have a unique opportunity to avoid much of the partisanship and actually talk about things.
3. Also, keep sight of the most important things. Whomever you ibgX� \agb� bYßVX� VTaabg� eXc_TVX� lbh�being you in your community.
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EMILY ZMAK
October 31, 2012
I have heard many people talking about the theologi-cal topic of
predestination since the beginning of school year. I wanted to share some things that I found helpful in approaching this topic through a philosophical lens, rather than cit-ing a bunch of verses. In the space I’m allotted, I will draw upon some ripped off ideas from Thomas Flint in his article on Two Accounts on Providence that I examined in PHIL
8
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? " Probably sleeping" -Alanna Peters
ACADEMY.
Can you change the road you’re on?Using philosophy, before theology, to understand predestination.
|JARON NEUFELD
384 Suffering and Belief in God.Predestination is a theological
topic wherein God “predestines” certain individuals for salvation (Acts 4:38; Rom. 8:29-30; 1 Cor. 2:7; Eph. 1:5, 11). For instance: “In him we have obtained an inheritance, hav-ing been predestined according to the purpose of him who works all things according to the counsel of his will” (Eph.1:11). God is tradition-ally understood as having foresight and active control of what will hap-pen, exercising that control wisely and morally. How God is involved is
another question. But, rather than squaring verses to
form an argument, I want to address the core issues of predestination: a) God’s knowledge, and b) human free will, from the perspective of Molin-ism, a philosophy of religion that I have found particularly helpful. The diagram below presents the three types of knowledge that God has according to Molinism, and three of the main possible positions on what kind of will we have as humans.
Deeper issues are at stake here rather than siding with theological
titles. Truly, truly predestination is a topic that involves good philosophy in order to achieve a good theology...then you can side with your theologi-cal titles if you so desire.
Clearly, if consensus among us is unattainable, theological diversity is all but assured. These are things that everyone who considers themselves a Christian theist should think about, since they pertain to the gospel mes-sage, especially in sharing its mes-sage. I hope that this will help nuance your philosophical and theological discussions in a constructive way.
For me, the idea of grace seems to imply that the choice of our faith and salvation is not up to God. It is sometimes said in Christian circles that our love of God has no value if our choices in response to God aren’t made freely. When God cre-ated, those people who freely chose salvation were predestined for one purpose; those who freely rejected it were for another. Thus, I’ll iden-g\Yl�j\g[�T�_le\V�Yeb`�T�fcXV\ßV�fbaZ-�"There’s still time to change the road you’re on…and it makes me wonder."
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world
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reject salvation
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God's Knowledge
October 31, 2012
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Asking for forgiveness” -Kaitlin Cyr
9
BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL COTTAGESA cross the bridge and up the
path is the college a!ectionate-ly known as the Redeemer Paci"c “Cottage”. #irteen courses are being o!ered at RPC in the spring semester. In addition to the course credit info listed, any course may be counted as an elective for any TWU Degree. Check out our cool new “reactive” design website at redeemerpaci"c.ca for full details.
ART 215 RPBeauty and the Sacred Arts: In-troduction to the Sacred Arts with Dr. Brooke Herbert
An introduction to the partic-ular genre of “Sacred Art” and the subject of “beauty” as central to the proclamation of the Gos-pel with which the Church has been entrusted. As such Beauty and Sacred Art will be discussed as properly the subject matter of #eology. #e course reviews a broad historical study of the Sa-cred Arts beginning with Byzan-tine Art and Spirituality up until the present addressing aspects of painting, the written word, music and architecture. A primary focus is the genre of Sacred Art as it im-pacts the Christian individual, the Church and the world as a whole.
Ful"lls University Core Re-quirements for Arts, Media & Culture, and the requirements for an Art & Design Major, Art Con-centration, or Minor. 3 sem. hrs.; Tues/#urs, 2:35 - 3:50 pm; no prerequisites.
COMM 120 RPIntroduction to Interpersonal Communication with Dr. Christine Jones
Introduces basic self-awareness and interpersonal communica-tion skills. Students learn about the nature of the communications process. #e culture we live in is extensively formed by communi-cations technology. #e Church, aside from drawing our atten-tion to the obvious pitfalls with the new media, is generally very positive about the world of social communications. Used correctly, these media can be a remarkable educational tool, and a means of evangelization. #is course will draw from numerous Church documents on social communi-cations to provide a set of core principles that can help guide young people as they navigate their way through a digital age.
Ful"lls the University Core Re-quirement for Society & Culture; and meets the human competen-cy requirements for a Commu-nications Major, Concentration, or Minor; or Psychology, and So-ciology Ancillary Requirements. 3 sem. hrs.; #urs, 6:00 - 9:00 pm; no prerequisites.
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ENGL 104 RPIntroduction to Literature: Drama and Novel with Vic Cavalli
A critical and analytical study of two further genres of literature, drama and the novel, with a view to increasing understanding and enjoyment of literary works.
A total of "ve works will be studied, including at least two works from each of the two genres. #e course is a continua-tion of the art of e!ective written communication begun in ENGL 103 focusing primarily on expos-itory style.
Ful"lls University Core Re-quirement for English, and the re-quirements for an English Major, Concentration, or Minor. 3 sem. hrs.; Tues/#urs, 9:25 - 10:40 am; no prereqs.
EDUC 203 RPFoundations of Education with Dr. C.S. Morrissey
A critical consideration of se-lected educational thinkers and the establishment and develop-ment of public schooling in Brit-ish Columbia. An evaluation of prominent theoretical approach-es to education and how they are rooted in certain worldview per-spectives.
An analysis of concepts such as teaching, training, indoctri-nation, tolerance, multicultural-ism, pluralism and relevance. An examination of important issues in education such as the nature and aims of schooling, views of knowledge and the curriculum, and moral and values education. #e development of a personal theory of education.
Full"ls the course requirements for an Education Major, Concen-tration, or Minor. 3 sem. hrs.; Mon, 6:00 - 9:00 pm; prerequisite: second year standing.
HIST 302 RPGreece and Rome: Leadership in the Ancient World with Dr. C.S. Morrissey
A study of the most in$uential leadership in ancient Greece and Rome. Plutarch’s biographical studies are the main focus. #e various accounts of Herodotus, #ucydides, Aristotle, Xeno-phon, Livy, Sallust, Tacitus, and Suetonius are used as supple-mentary material.
Ful"lls University Core Re-quirements for History, and the requirements for the following: History Major, Concentration, or Minor; Humanities and Social Sciences Majors; Communica-tions, Psychology, and Sociology Ancillary Requirements; and So-cial Studies Concentration. 3 sem.
hrs.; Tues/#urs, 1:10 - 2:25 pm; Prerequisite: 6 sem. hrs. of HIST, or instructor’s permission.
LATIN 212 RPMedieval Ecclesiastical Latin with Dr. C.S. Morrissey
An introduction to Latin gram-mar and the basic vocabulary of medieval ecclesiastical Latin. Reading exercises are based on Jerome’s Latin Vulgate. #e one or two-semester program of study is designed to prepare the student for independent reading of medi-eval texts of moderate di%culty.
#e course meets the require-ments for Ancillary or Language Requirement for History, Com-munications, English, or Inter-cultural Religious Studies (Lin-guistics Track). 3 sem. hrs.; Mon/Wed, 9:25 - 10:40 am; prerequisite for Latin 212: successful comple-tion of Latin 211 or instructor’s permission.
PHIL 304 RPPhilosophy of St. Thomas Aquinas with Dr. C.S. Morrissey
A study of seminal texts in metaphysics from ancient, me-dieval and modern times. #e focus is on the metaphysics of St. #omas Aquinas, but special at-tention is paid to his commentary on Aristotle’s Metaphysics and on his Christian interpretation of an-cient metaphysics.
#e challenge that modern science and modern philosophy presents to #omistic metaphys-ics is then discussed, with special attention paid to the highly in-$uential critique of metaphysics made by Immanuel Kant.
Ful"lls the University Core Re-quirement for Philosophy, and the requirements for a Philosophy Major, Concentration, or Minor. 3 sem. hrs.; Wed, 6:00 - 9:00 pm; prerequisites: PHIL 111 and PHIL 303, or 6 sem. hrs. of Philosophy.
RELS 102 RPIntroduction to New Testament Studies with Dr. Brooke HerbertAn introduction to the major writings of the New Testament (Synoptic Gospels, Pauline, and Johannine Writings), including an orientation to the "eld of New Testament studies in the same areas as under RELS 101.Ful"lls the University Core Re-
quirement for Religious Studies, and meets the requirements for the following: Biblical Studies Major, Concentration, or Minor; Christianity and Culture Major, Concentration, or Minor; Reli-gious Studies Major; and Chris-tianity and Culture: Catholic Studies Minor. 3 sem. hrs.; Mon/Wed, 1:10 - 2:25 pm; no prereqs.
RELS 224 RPNew Testament !eology: Christology with Dr. Christophe Potworowski
A study of the New Testament writings, in their historical set-tings and chronological sequence, with the goal of acquiring knowl-edge of their theological unity and diversity. #e RPC section of this course focuses on the person and mission of Jesus Christ as articu-lated in the New Testament docu-ments and subsequently re$ected upon in the early credal formu-lae and in the declarations of the Christian Church Councils of the 4th, 5th, and 6th centuries AD.
Students will be exposed to po-sitions of contemporary scholars on various New Testament-relat-ed Christological questions.Ful"lls the University Core Re-
quirement for Religious Studies - Bible Content (0-5), and meets the requirements for the follow-ing: Biblical Studies Major, Con-centration, or Minor; Christianity and Culture Major, Concentra-tion, or Minor; Christianity and Culture: Catholic Studies Minor. 3 sem. hrs.; Tues/#urs, 11:40 am - 1:00 pm; prerequisite: RELS 102 or instructor’s consent.
RELS 365 RPChristian Moral !eology with Dr. Christophe Potworowski
#is course provides students with the theological background necessary to enable them to think with clarity about moral issues in the light of Divine Revelation. Given that the Catholic and Prot-estant traditions understand the fundamental theological sources di!erently the course will empha-size their common commitment to divinely revealed, scriptural moral testimony, while explaining their divergent perspectives with regard to the role of tradition.
Ful"lls the University Core Re-quirement for Religious Studies - Bible Content (0-5), and meets the requirements for Christiani-ty and Culture: Catholic Studies Minor. In order to use this RPC course for any TWU Religious Studies Department degree re-quiring Christianity & Culture (6-9) courses, please seek permission from the Religious Studies Chair. 3 sem. hrs.; Tues/#urs, 2:35 - 3:50 pm; prerequisite: RELS 160 or instructor’s consent.
RELS 387 RPChristian !eology in Ecumenical Dialogue with Dr. Christophe Potworowski and Dr. Archie Spencer
A survey and analysis of the main achievements of the ecu-menical theological dialogue pro-
cess among the Christian church-es and the signi"cant challenges still facing that dialogue today. In the spring of 2013, for the "rst time, this course will be team-taught by two theologians: one is Catholic, the other is Protestant. #e course meets the University Core Requirement for Religious Studies - C&C/ICRS (6-9), and the requirements for Christiani-ty and Culture: Catholic Studies Minor. In order to use this RPC course for any TWU Religious Studies Department degree re-quiring Christianity & Culture (6-9) courses, please seek permission from the Religious Studies Chair. 3 sem. hrs.; Tues, 6:00 - 9:00 pm; prerequisite: RELS 160, or in-structor’s consent.
RELS 399 RPCatholic Spirituality: Perspec-tives on the Catholic Tradition of Prayer and the Devout Life with Sister Gabriella Yi
An analysis of the teachings on prayer and the devout life of Catholic spiritual writers whose teachings still enrich the life of the Church today: especially St. Teresa of Avila, St. John of the Cross, St. Bernard of Clairvaux, St. Bonaventure, St. Francis De Sales, St. #érèse of Lisieux, and St. John Henry Newman.
Ful"lls the University Core Re-quirement for Religious Studies - C&C/ICRS (6-9), and the re-quirements for Christianity and Culture: Catholic Studies Minor. In order to use this RPC course for any TWU Religious Stud-ies Department degree requir-ing Christianity & Culture (6-9) courses, please seek permission from the Religious Studies Chair. 3 sem. hrs.; Mon/Wed, 11:40 am - 1:00 pm; prerequisite: RELS 160 or instructor’s consent.
RELS 465 RPIn"uential !inkers in the Western Christian Tradition with Dr. Christophe PotworowskiAn introduction to some seminal
"gures in the Western Christian tradition. #e course investigates their thought and intellectual con-tributions within their socio-polit-ical context and experience. Ful"lls the University Core Re-
quirement for Religious Studies - C&C/ICRS (6-9), and the re-quirements for Christianity and Culture: Catholic Studies Minor. In order to use this RPC course for any TWU Religious Stud-ies Department degree requir-ing Christianity & Culture (6-9) courses, please seek permission from the Religious Studies Chair. 3 sem. hrs.; Mon/Wed, 4:00 - 5:15 pm; prerequisites: Rels 101, Rels 102 and third-year standing (3-0).
October 31, 201210
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Hanging out with Lindsey” -Eric Dupuis
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|TOM
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For th
e lov
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emoc
racy
October 31, 2012
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Making a pb & j sandwich and foreplay” -Mitch Sorensen
11
THAT GUY
people”
or “peo
ple havin
g power.”
So dem
ocracy
is em
powerm
ent:
of its
people,
by
its p
eople,
for i
ts peo
ple.
Profe
ssor H
eeso
on Bai w
rote
a paper
“Cultiva
ting D
emocr
atic C
iti-
zensh
ip:
Towards
Inter
subjec
tivity
.”
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, she
explain
s that t
he disc
iplin
e
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-
ness,
of putti
ng ourselv
es in
each
other
’s sh
oes and se
eing th
e world
thro
ugh each
oth
er’s
eyes
, is
neces
-
sary
for t
rue d
emocr
acy.
In a
n indivi
dualistic
socie
ty, w
ord
is th
at you g
et yo
urs b
y takin
g it. P
eo-
ple in
our d
emocr
acy o
ften s
peak o
f
“my r
ights,
” and they
doggedly
pursue
“my
rights.
” “Your r
ights”
are
“yo
ur
own” pro
blem. T
hey b
eliev
e th
at the
purpose
of
democr
acy is
to p
rovid
e
them
with
the f
reed
om and p
ower to
claim
“my r
ights.
” The p
roblem
with
this
philoso
phy is t
hat it c
an only lea
d
to th
e rich
or stro
ng takin
g power, t
he
“few” ra
ther
than th
e “peo
ple.” T
hat
is an o
ligarc
hy. An o
ligarc
hy is n
ot a
A dem
ocracy
work
s thro
ugh open
dialogue.
“Dialogue w
herein
we s
hare
our min
ds and h
earts
,” Bai s
ays, “
is
the
most
foundatio
nal acti
vity
of
democr
acy.”
Genuin
e vu
lner
ability
produce
s under
standin
g, th
e kin
d
that b
inds p
eople,
not i
n blind p
atrio-
tism
, but i
n com
passio
nate so
lidarit
y.
An envir
onmen
t wher
e su
ch e
ngage-
men
t is
possib
le ca
n only
be cr
eated
thro
ugh a love
of t
he oth
er as a
sepa-
rate
perso
n. When
I h
old m
y vie
ws
to m
yself
, a la
rge
part of t
hat is s
elf-
prese
rvatio
n, but i
t is a
lso th
rough n
o
great l
ove of m
y pee
r.
Thus, th
is id
eal
democr
atic
engagem
ent
begin
s with
love
and
resp
ect
for
the
other
thro
ugh indi-
vidual r
isk. A
s Bai s
ays, “
We b
ecom
e
democr
atic in
spiri
t and ch
aracte
r
when w
e are
able
to o
pen u
p to ea
ch
other
’s su
bjectiv
ity and sh
are our
thoughts,
per
ceptio
ns, em
otions
resp
ectfu
lly in
a subjec
t-to-su
bject
relatio
nship
.”
The world
des
peratel
y nee
ds crit
i-
cal t
hinker
s at t
he helm
of our f
orum
s
of socia
l engagem
ent t
o change
the
dissonance
and caco
phony in
to th
e
music
of the s
pheres
. The w
orld nee
ds
criti
cal t
hinker
s to b
ridge t
he gap and
usher
an era o
f under
standin
g. Ther
e
is no bett
er place
to be s
haped fo
r this
than at a
univers
ity. I
t was f
ounded fo
r
that p
urpose
. And ye
t how m
any of u
s
refu
se to
raise
our hands u
nless w
e’re
sure
we k
now the a
nswer
to th
e ques
-
tion? W
hile O
bama and R
omney
face
criti
cism
as
they
spea
k to a
n entir
e
stadiu
m, i
t’s a
wonder
that m
any of
us fe
ar pro
vokin
g eve
n the
slightes
t
disagre
emen
t in
a mer
e cla
ssro
om.
Granted
, peo
ple ca
n be hars
h. But
they
will
never
have th
e opportu
nity to
accep
t your b
elief
if yo
u do not o
ffer i
t
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Uncle S
am w
as not i
nteres
ted in
a
conve
rsatio
n with
anoth
er p
erso
n of
a diff
eren
t thought,
perce
ption, a
nd
emotio
n. But n
either
was I
. I w
anted
my o
pinio
ns to b
e rec
eived
. I w
anted
my t
houghts to
impact
his. I
was only
inter
ested
in h
im as a
n instr
umen
t of
my
will. S
o inste
ad, let’
s sp
eak a
nd
listen
, to ev
eryo
ne equally
. Let’
s go in
our cla
ssro
oms
and risk vu
lner
abil-
ity w
ith o
ur class
mates
. Let’
s acc
ept,
then
challe
nge ea
ch o
ther
with
con-
vers
ation ra
ther
than w
aiting until
the
polls. B
ecause
that i
s how a
dem
oc-
racy
work
s.
Express
, Uncle
Sam
taught m
e th
at
democr
atic en
gagemen
t is s
ometh
ing
you p
ay fo
r. He
told
me
to “
shut u
p
and sing.” T
oo many o
f us a
re re
luc-
tant
to en
gage in
politics
because
we also
have
an Uncle
Sam
story.
We
choose
to re
main
poorly in
form
ed
For th
e lov
e of d
emoc
racy
October 31, 2012
MEN
U
ARTS & CULTURE.
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Going for a naked jog” -Shad Mayne
EMMA [email protected]
12
Feel good incorporatedIn these increas-i n g l y d i v i d e d t i m e s ,
baX� VTa� fg\__� ßaW� VT`TeTWXe\X� \a� T�common hatred towards ‘The Biebs.’ A couple of years ago it was the Jonas Brothers. Before that Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson, N’Sync, New Kids on the Block… The point is, hating musicians is something we all do; but it’s not necessarily something we’ve always done.
Prior to the 20th century, music jTf� bUfXffXW� j\g[� eXàXVg\aZ� bU]XV-g\iX� UXThgl� eTg[Xe� g[Ta� eXTYße`\aZ�g[X� fhU]XVg\iX� [h`Ta� fbh_!� 5hg� g[X�turn of the century brought about decades of economic uncertainty and a grim realization of our own mortal-ity. Here we were forced to reconsider what we held sacred—a painting of a cherub on a cathedral ceiling, or the life of a wounded brother in the muddy trenches. Of course we chose the latter and, in doing so, called for the art world to become increasingly personable.
The result? A soundtrack for mak-ing love, not war.
Music transitioned from demon-strating Western culture’s spiritual superiority to its citizens’ lonely and heartbreaking inferiority. That’s not to say there was no longer a spiritual element. Look no further than Bob Dylan to see a direct and dire longing for something greater. But it doesn’t take a music effeciandio to see that the focus of the medium is drastically different from two hundred years ago.
The transition further snowballed with the birth of the peace and anti-establishment movements of the 60’s. Jimi Hendrix and Joni Mitchell now wrote the hymns of the generation, with the music being shaped by the people as it was shaping them.
But this phenomenon was not without abuse. As the middle class continued to grow, people had more disposable income and were looking to buy some “feel good” from which-ever industry could supply (‘cause Z\i\aZ�gb�V[Te\g\Xf�]hfg�jTfa¹g�T�g[\aZ�yet). So, no longer needing the Divine, artists looked to the dollar signs (or drugs)—moving towards a goal rather than from an inspiration.
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longer being created solely out of the stirring of human soul. The industry did not have time to wait for a stirring; art had to be created faster and faster to feed the insatiable appetite of the masses. Welcome to the 21st century breakdown. (Yes, that was an inten-tional Green Day reference.)
You could argue that this break-down refers to a slow tearing of soci-ety’s moral fabric. One need only look to the grocery store checkout stands of the nation to understand that there has been a blasphemous trivialization of what is sacred and good.
But the more important, and more UXaXßV\T_��UeXT^Wbja�g[Tg�<�eXYXeXaVX�here is the breaking down of music’s reverence—the wall that separated it from the people.
9be�g[X�ßefg�g\`X��g[X`Xf�bY� _biX��cT\a�� TaW� c_XTfheX� àbbWXW� g[X� T\e-waves, and audiences heard famous artists singing about their lives—famous artists like Justin Bieber. Starting off as a 14-year-old kid bus-king on a street corner, the tools of today’s industry enabled him to even-tually share his passion with others. And they liked it...a lot—as in 3 bil-lion views a lot.
Every musician, from Bieber to Bach, turns to their art as a way of expressing what they are experienc-ing in a moment. If we criticize their expression of that moment, are we not also criticizing the experience that gave birth to it, and those hoards who share in a similar experience?
Some of us don’t have the voices or rhythm to express our longings as a beautiful sound, let alone a sound that sells. That’s why we turn to others to help us negotiate those longings—the $( lXTe b_W�Z\e_�ßaWf�fb_TVX�Yeb`�[Xe�recent break up in the country twang of Taylor Swift; the 45-year-old man ßaWf� fb_TVX� Yeb`� [\f� `\W _\YX� Ve\f\f�and nostalgia in the thrashing elec-tricity of Led Zeppelin.
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cize the the offspring of the modern music movement, you inevitably criti-cize its parents as well. It may be capi-talistic; it may be a machine; but its a piece of us.
You shouldn’t care about my piece. The 15-year-old girl doesn’t; she cares about hers. Music has become a per-sonal experience that not only helps us get through life but facilitates our understanding of it. Modern music is a form of self-knowledge.
We can’t fully understand the weight of themes like love and death at a young age, so we negotiate simpli-ßXW�iXef\baf!�G[Xa��Tf�jX�Zebj�b_WXe��our appetite matures and we require richer content for nourishment. We move from Kesha to Cohen, Pitbull to CXTe_�=T`!�8iXel�cTeg�bY�g[\f�]bheaXl�\f�Ve\g\VT_��abg�]hfg�g[X�XaW�eXfh_g!�
And more importantly, each cTeg� bY� g[X� ]bheaXl� \f� T__� jX� VTa�know in that moment. The antsy child on a church pew picking his nose is not given two glances. The same cannot be said of his father. Likewise, to the 22-year-old stu-dent Taylor Swift is a guilty plea-sure—you know there is more to life. But to a 15-year-old girl who has barely lived, that music is her life.
So blast your pop and scream your ballads. While I’m playing my “Satellite of Love” I promise I won’t fVbea� lbhe� ¶?biX� :T`Xf!·� 8a]bl�the music that is your life, but don’t hate the music that isn’t, because we were all 15 once.
Should our love end when our music does?
|CHRIS MONTGOMERY
Jesus in literature
October 31, 2012
l¡b�h¡oo¡lmthem, is a beautifully, if unconven-tionally, constructed image of Jesus. The story doesn’t follow the story of Jesus in the same way the Chronicles of Narnia do, in a fantasized allegory of the scripture. It simply tells the story of a man too good to function in nor-mal society, unrecognized as perfect by others, and misunderstood by most.
I found faith in Anna Karenina: Tolstoy’s character Levin is that of an unconventional aristocrat, a rather emotional fellow who searches for a jTl�gb�ßZ[g�bYY�g[X�WX`baf�bY�WbhUg�and worthlessness. The best image of Levin is of him mowing with the peas-ants. He, the landowning nobleman, gb\_f�TjTl�\a�g[X�ßX_Wf�j\g[�[\f�cXTf-Tagf��XTgf�j\g[�g[X`��TaW�ßaWf�`beX�TYßa\gl�j\g[�g[\f�_bg�g[Ta�[\f�fhccbfXW�XdhT_f!�;X�\f�abg�TYà\VgXW�Ul�ce\WX�TaW�his heart is for the workers. It is the
g[X� ThW\XaVX� \agb� ßgf� bY� _ThZ[gXe!�Woody Harrelson effectively portrays a trigger happy psychopathic mobster who is willing to kill for his cherished pet Shih Tzu. And Colin Farrell, Tom Waits, and Linda Clay deliver just as memorable performances.
The writing is top notch. Aside from fantastic characters, the dia-logue and pacing kept me engaged Yeb`�fgTeg�gb�ßa\f[!�G[X�fVe\cg�[Tf�g[X�XaXeZl� bY� T� DhXag\a� GTeTag\ab� ß_`��but stands as a truly unique piece of work. The juxtaposition of shocking violence and hilarious dialogue gives g[X� ß_`� T� fgeTaZX_l� X_XVge\V�`b`Xa-tum. It has more plot twists than M.
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “This encourages people to indulge in their vices” -Jaron Neufeld
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found. Faith messages in novels have the ability to cause soul searching and haWXefgTaW\aZ!� BYgXa� T� jbe^� bY� ßV-tion will reveal the deepest truths—indeed they often shine like a polished jewel.
A Prince with no monetary inheri-tance, lost without those he loves, continually offering himself as lover to all, especially those who reject him, he cannot stop loving even those who commit misdeeds against him. He is cast out by society as a fool for his simple ways of grace, goodness, and seemingly naivety.
This is the character of Prince Myshkin that Fyodor Dostoevsky paints in his The Idiot. This man who cannot help but show compassion, who cannot be corrupted by material `XTaf��j[b�Z\iXf�TaW�fTVe\ßVXf�hag\_�the very end, whose love can save his friends, even the most shameful of
artists unwittingly steal the beloved pet Shih Tzu of a vicious gangster. This unleashes an unpredictable chain of brutal, tragic, and hilarious consequences. The characters drive g[\f�ß_`�\agb�T__�fbegf�bY�VeTml�c_TVXf.�and I wouldn’t want anyone else behind wheel.
Most movies are lucky to have at least one memorable character. Seven Psychopaths has...seven. The charac-ters are brought to life by one of the best ensemble casts in years. Chris-topher Walken masterfully balances \afTa\gl�TaW�j\fWb`�Tf�T�cTV\ßfg�cfl-chopath. Sam Rockwell plays an irra-tional con artist that frequently evokes
I follow Jesus because of where and who <� ßaW� ;\`� gb�be—in litera-
ture. A couple weeks ago other stu-dents spoke in Chapel about why they follow Jesus. As was the intent of the service, I began to contemplate my own reasons for believing in this man. At the end of my contemplative period (does it really ever end?) I came to the realization that while scripture and basic theology are fundamen-gT_� TfcXVgf� bY�`l� YT\g[�� <� ßaW� gehg[f�gleaming in other places too.
I believe that the Bible, church services, and prayer are ways to draw closer to Christ, but there is also \``XafX� iT_\W\gl� \a� ßaW\aZ� 6[e\fg like bits in other sources. The beauty of goodness illustrated in the arts, particularly literature, can be so pro-
Violent psy-c h o p a t h s —one of Holly-wood’s favor-ite cash cows.
But writer/director Martin McDonagh is brilliantly aware of this fact. His fXVbaW�ß_`�Seven Psychopaths dissects, criticizes, and admires the psycho-path thriller genre from within the genre itself. This is a movie working on many different levels. At face value, it’s an entertaining, dark comedic-thriller. But it also explores the role of violence, satisfaction, and audience eXTVg\ba�gb�ß_`!
The plot is set in motion when con
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A coherent review on some characters who aren’t.
The God of the Bible is also the God of the arts.
|EMMA SPANJER
|MARCUS KLIEWER
ultimate irony that this man, who is made up of goodness, should think so poorly of himself.
In the end, he has an epiphany, T� eXiX_Tg\ba� bY� YT\g[.� TYgXe� TV[\Xi\aZ�all his earthly desires, life still looks bleak. He has a wife and a son, but he still feels purposeless. But in his deepest moment of sorrow, he begins to understand that truth, for which he has been searching, is goodness revealed through Christ. And he is able to love the world again.
Fiction can be more than a mere representation of real life. The fact that it is “made up” does not decrease the legitimacy of what is written. As we read these stories, our hearts pound with real pain—real sympathy for a “fake” person. Indeed, Levin’s existential despair is not an uncom-`ba�be�fheeXT_�XkcXe\XaVX.�jX�T__�fhY-fer from things like this. But as G.K.
Night Shylamalan could shake a stick Tg!�Be\Z\aT_\gl�\f�WXßa\gX_l�g[X�fVe\cg¹f�strongest feature, diverting into off-beat tangents that successfully set it apart from its genre peers.
The directing is equally effective. McDonagh has a talent for knowing j[Xa�gb�Wb�àTf[l�VT`XeT�`biXf�TaW�when to let imagery breathe. There is an exchange between Walken and Harrelson’s characters that involves almost no talking, which Mcdonagh captures simply and with restraint. This restraint gives us one of the ß_`¹f� UXfg� fVXaXf�� TaW� baX� bY� `l�personal favourites of the year. How-ever, Mcdonagh is perfectly capable
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As portraits of humanity, these novels inspire me. These characters prove to me that life is supposed to UX� \`cXeYXVg!�JX� TeX� Ueb^Xa� cXbc_X.�we struggle with self-loathing, futil-ity, the desire to be good, and are haunted by our shortcomings. But the moments of joy give us hope, putting us on steady ground even for just an instant. Through Levin I see an end to `l�fbeebjf.�\a�g[X�Ce\aVX�<�fXX�T�`Ta�<�want to know and follow and be loved by. I see Christ. Their words may not be printed in red ink, but they still resonate with His truths.
of long one-shot takes and superbly odd angles when they suit the context. This more extreme directing style is expertly applied in the chaotic third act.
G[\f�ß_`�\f�WXßa\gX_l�abg�Ybe�XiXel-body. The brutal violence, coarse language, and unconventional nar-rative directions will no doubt turn away some viewers. However, if you can stomach it, Seven Psychopaths is a eXYeXf[\aZ� be\Z\aT_� ß_`� T`baZ� g[X�surplus of sequels, remakes, and paranormal activities. As for the rest of you, when has Christopher Walken ever been a waste of time?
October 31, 2012 A&C.14
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “All my favourite things: making friends, hugging . . .” -Joey Meraw
The British synth-nymph is back, and she’s conquered the of-ten career-breaking sophomore al-bum with ease. I expected Halcyon to have a series of bassy dance tracks; and those elements remain, but are often pinned back to make room for Goulding’s soulful vocals. And rightly so. Almost every song is an intense progression that begins with lbh� _l\aZ�ba� g[X�àbbe� fbYg_l� Vebba-ing along, then rising and stomp-\aZ�lbhe�YXXg�\a�ge\UT_�WXßTaVX�bY�Ta�indecisive lover, and culminating in some ecstatic howling at the sky. Despite the more victorious theme, she manages to maintain her darker edge—particularly with her Active Child cover—and surprisingly dodg-es the mainstream dubstep wave, despite the fact that she’s currently dating Skrillex.
If you are uncertain as to wheth-er you’re a bobble-head or a met-ronome, don’t worry, Alt-J’s debut studio album is here to help sort out your method of groove. An Awe-some Wave is ripe with a collection of catchiness expressed through cap-tivating yet basic piano and guitar, grungy synths, and mathematical drums. The syrupy bass and whim-sically weaving vocals will compel you to get up and swerve across the àbbe!� 6bageTfg\aZ� fbhaWf� _\^X� g[X�opaque “Fitzpleasure” versus the lighthearted feeling of “Sounding Good” or the instrumental “Inter-lude II” work wonderfully, giving the album a welcomed diversity. G[\f�5e\g\f[�dhTegXggX�j\__�WXßa\gX_l�get you groovin’ in the most chill, cool way possible.
MEREDITH OVERMYER
Despondancy in San DiegoWhen I found out we were going to see Dave Egg-ers speak, I knew something was
going to go wrong. A sunny San Diego spring vacation with three of my best friends—it was too good. A writer’s symposium featuring my favorite author was the impossible cherry on top.
Calling Dave Eggers my favorite author may have been a stretch; at the time I’d only read one of his novels. But it was one of those books that impacted everything in my life and it was all I ever thought about. It made me recognize the unspoken move-ment of Youth, the way bad situations are actually adventures, the way we’re all copy cats, the way everything that happens is wrapped up in irony, the way our responsibilities are over-whelming. He awakened me to these things that I always felt but never
knew and it made me feel legitimate. I remember San Diego like a scene
from a movie. The four of us looked like characters and everything we did and saw and thought and felt could have been tagged as ‘indie movie’ moments. We walked the warm streets of Mission Beach and met locals who spotted us, clad in our summer clothes, as tourists. Friendly “to-do” advice received, we’d part from these interactions high on adventure, intox-icated by these strangers’ forward-kindness. Every day we anticipated the time we’d return to our hotel and go for a sit in the hot tub.
The hot tub was magic. Every night new people appeared as ships do at ports—only we remained constant. We met a lawyer couple that got real with us about their marriage and a woman who had also lived in Canada. Full of shy wisdom, a middle-aged, newly-wed Mormon couple shared with us their lives, and we laughed
with two recent graduates relaxing before they had to return to jobs and banalities. Their stories made us soar. I realized that we were independent from everything and I thought that this was true life. This life was free from responsibility, free from par-ents, school, parents, work, free from the bonds of life that I hadn’t realized jXeX�fg\à\aZ!�G[\f�\f�g[X�_\YX�g[Tg�7TiX�Eggers wrote about.
At the symposium I sat by the uni-versity’s librarian—an older, stuffy man who had never heard of Dave Eggers. Offended by this ignorance, I tried to be polite and engage with his chatty nature, but he wasn’t relevant to me; I detested his age, his seem-ingly dull remarks. He hadn’t even read Tolstoy—what kind of a librar-ian was he? I quickly forgot him when my author—my philosopher king— entered onto the stage.
Naturally, the interview was cen-tered on A Heartbreaking Work of Stag-
gering Genius—his most famous novel and the one that I had read. This was the moment I couldn’t believe was happening. I had so many questions, so many things I wanted to discuss. Yet, as questions were asked, I began to feel a hundred people suddenly share my thoughts. Everyone had the same questions I had. Some were even better than mine! What did this mean? I am like everyone else. But I thought I connected to this book; no one else felt the things I felt, because I alone understood this tragic man! Ignorant, foolish girl! You are average—your love of art is universal. More disturb-ing than these fast forming self-real-izations were my hero’s answers.
When asked a question about a particularly profound sentence he had written—“Secrets do not increase in value if kept in a gore-ian lockbox, because one’s past is either made use-ful or else mutates and becomes can-cerous.”—he laughed and shrugged
it off as something his silly, impas-sioned younger self thad thought up. It didn’t mean anything now. This sentence, this paragraph, this chap-gXe�� g[\f� abiX_� jTf� \af\Za\ßVTag� gb�him thirteen years later. Was my Dave sitting there now really the same bril-liant artist that I had always imagined?
Sinking down into my chair, I glanced at the librarian, and felt he was no longer the odd-man out. I buckled down for the rest of the inter-view and it was not entirely depress-ing. He talked of his new projects and wonderful achievements. They were not spurred by the sporadic, chaotic impatience of Youth, but by recogni-tion of things to be accomplished. Youth was not lost, only tamed, but it wasn’t the same. It reeked of respon-sibility and stability, of “grown up,” of a-little-less-self-entitled. There in that moment I knew this was no stench—it was how we all must smell one day, and maybe then it will be sweeter.
The allure of the artist and the disillusionment of Youth.
|EMMA SPANJER
Taylor Swift /// Red
Ellie Goulding /// Halcyon Alt J /// An Awesome wave Anberlin /// Vital
on DECK
with Bryce Perry, Justin Poulsen, and Chris Montgomery
This review is rather unnecessary as you’re either already blaring this album non-stop to your disgusted roommate—or you are the disgusted roommate. But considering it’s the ßefg�T_Uh`�\a�T�WXVTWX�gb�[TiX�UTV^ to-back sales of a million copies, it deserves a look. For all Red’s lyrical eXcXg\g\ba��<�ßaW�\g�T`Tm\aZ�[bj�f[X�fg\__�`TaTZXf�gb�ßaW�aXj�`XgTc[bef�to describe the same themes of bro-ken hearts and broken boys.. It stalls _le\VT__l�� Uhg� `TaTZXf� gb� ßaW� \gf�
Sharp authoritative drums, a hornets nest of guitar riffs, and soaring vocals that threaten to jump the track at any moment—you’ve never really noticed music until you’ve heard Anberlin. Many fans are labelling Vital as a sequel of Cit-ies, to which the lead bassist Deon responds with “a punch to their YTVXf!·�G[Xl¹eX�WXßa\gX_l� gjb�fXcT-rate albums; but not necessarily in a good way. Where Cities pushed the capabilities of each artist’s instru-ments, particularly Stephen’s voice, Vital seems preoccupied with synth experimentation. It works, but isn’t nearly powerful enough to compen-sate for their simpler melodies. Still, Anberlin consistently thrusts you into the darkness only to watch you eX X`XeZX�YhX_XW��TaW�eXTWl�gb�ßZ[g!
stride in more musical experimenta-tion, including a guest appearance by Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol, and a brief and surprisingly effective venture into dubstep. The problem with her exploration is the near-ex-act immitation of her pop counter-parts. Did I just switch to a Katy Per-ry song? Was that Kesha? Lily Allen? <g� _TV^f� f\Za\ßVTag� Vb[Xf\iXaXffµ<�found myself unsure whether to go clubbing or go crying. 9
7
88.5
October 31, 2012
The Trinity
Western Uni-
versity Men’s
Soccer team
went into a
home-and-home series with the
second-ranked University of British
Columbia this past weekend, but
were unable to break through and
get the two key wins they needed.
Heading into the weekend, the Spar-
gTaf�geT\_XW�g[X�G[haWXeU\eWf�Ul�ßiX�cb\agf� \a� g[X� CTV\ßV� W\i\f\ba� TaW�[TW�T�V[TaVX�gb�gT^X�biXe�ßefg�c_TVX�with two victories. However, UBC,
needing only one tie or win over the
gjb�ZT`Xf�gb�V_\aV[�ßefg�c_TVX��jTf�happy to play lockdown defense and
The women’s
soccer team
gbb^�gb�g[X�ßX_W�on Friday night
at Rogers Field
hoping to advance to the Canada
West Final Four with a win over the
University of Manitoba Bisons. The
Spartans, ranked number two in
the entire country, were to face an
unranked Bisons team. They had no
trouble with them when they faced
them back on September 22nd, shut-
ting them out 4-0. Knowing that it
was an elimination game, the Spar-
gTaf�f[bjXW�Wb`\aTaVX�ba�g[X�ßX_W�Yeb`�fgTeg�gb�ßa\f[!
The Women in yellow and blue
f[bjXW� j[l� g[Xl� TeX� ßefg� c_TVX� \a�6TaTWT�JXfg�Tf�g[Xl�fVbeXW�g[X�ßefg�goal just three minutes in. It was
Jenna Di Nunzio on the far left side
bY�g[X�Ubk�ßa\f[\aZ�T�ZeXTg�YXXW�Yeb`�Krista Gommeringer and Alicia Tes-
san to give the Spartans a 1-0 lead.
Initially the goal was called offside,
but this was overruled by the head
referee. The Spartans continued with
an outstanding defensive game from
the back end of Colleen Webber, Jil-
survive the weekend. UBC was able
to force their will, play it safe, and
take the Spartans to a draw at Rogers
Field on Saturday.
Evan Lowther was his usual
fgXTWl� fX_Y�� fgbcc\aZ� T__� ßiX� H56�f[bgf� gb� eXVbeW� [\f� ßYg[� f[hgbhg� bY�the season and fourth in six games.
Normally, shutouts are something
to be specially celebrated; unfortu-
nately, UBC’s Luke O’Shea returned
the favour by rejecting all four of
TWU’s shots to record a shutout of
his own. None of the shots on either
side were particularly close to scor-
ing, as neither goalie had to work too
hard.
G[X�g\X�XafheXW�ßefg�c_TVX�Ybe�H56�
ian Dietrich, and Jennifer Castillo.
The Bisons also had a strong defen-
sive game as they did not allow many
chances for the Spartans.
G[X�FcTegTaf�ßaT__l�YbhaW�T�jTl�to get through the clogging Bison
defense with another beauty by Di
Nunzio for her second of the game in
the 43rd minute. The goal was a great
team effort, as the play was started
by Natalie Boyd. She slipped a great
pass to a speedy Gommeringer, who
then crossed another beautiful pass
to Di Nunzio for the goal. It was now
2-0 for the Spartans as the game
headed for the second half.
The Spartans did what they
needed to do in the second half: play
a strong defensive game. There was
no goal for either side in the second
half. It was a game of possession and
strong defensive play. The Spartans
only allowed one shot on target,
while they made eight shots on The
Bisons. They were also the only team
to have a corner kick as they took
seven corners, while the Bisons had
gT^Xa� abaX!� G[X� FcTegTaf� ßa\f[XW�the game with their eleventh shutout
of the season.
\a�g[X�CTV\ßV�7\i\f\ba�TaW�eX_XZTgXW�GJH� bYßV\T__l� \agb� fXVbaW� c_TVX!�As a result, both teams knew their
fates heading into the rematch in
Vancouver on Saturday. UBC would
ZXg�T�ßefg�ebhaW�Uhl�fgeT\Z[g�\agb�g[X�Canada West Final Four, while TWU
would have to play the 3rd place team
from the Prairie division to earn a
spot in the CW Final Four.
The rematch was far more excit-
ing and eventful, but since the result
did not matter, it’s hard to take any of
the results too seriously. Andre Costa
VTccXW�[\f�ßaX�VTeXXe�Ul� fVbe\aZ� \a�his last regular season game, and
Nathaniel Turner added one of his
own. UBC countered with two goals
“Any time you play a game where
your season is on the line, it’s pleas-
ing to win,” remarked Spartans
coach Graham Roxburgh. “In some
ways it probably kind of hurt us that
we scored early because I think it
lulled us a bit to sleep. But credit to
Manitoba. They defended well and
never gave up. While they didn’t get
any clear-cut changes, we didn’t
really generate anything ourselves.
I thought Krista Gommeringer’s
intelligence on the second goal and
=XaaT¹f� ßa\f[� jTf� XkVX__Xag!� ATg�Boyd was probably the thing that
^Xcg�hf�g\V^\aZ�\a�g[X�`\WßX_W!·With the win the Spartans will
advance to host the CW Final Hour
where they hope to continue domi-
nating their opponents. The Spartans
j\__�Zb�[XTW gb [XTW� \a�T�fX`\ ßaT_�match against either the University
of Regina Cougars or the University
of Saskatchewan Huskies. They’ll
[TiX� g[X�[b`X�ßX_W� TWiTagTZX�[XeX�at Rogers Field on November 2nd at
4:30pm, so come and support your
Spartans women’s soccer team as
g[Xl�ßZ[g� gb� TWW� Tabg[Xe� UTaaXe� gb�their impressive history.
What are you most excited for this year? “Events like the Banana Challenge” - Jen Newman
Spartan men can’t breakthrough
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|CAMERON STUERLE
|ANDREW PATTERSON
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of its own to earn another tie, 2-2.
Despite, the unimportant nature
of the game, both teams pressed for
the win late, and Costa nearly won it
for TWU, as he beat the UBC goal-
keeper. Unfortunately he shot one
just wide with 11 minutes remaining
to bring the game to a stalemate.
TWU had a longshot chance at
ßefg� \a� g[X� CTV\ßV�� Uhg�jXeX� haTU_X�to get the breaks they needed. The
Spartans can’t sulk about that now
though, as the season will be on the
line this Thursday against University
of Calgary.
The Dinos are a dangerous oppo-
nent for the Spartans; TWU and
UC met once this year way back in
September and played to a 1-1 draw
(sensing a theme here). TWU badly
outplayed the Dinos with a 23-8 shot
attempt advantage and a 10-1 cor-
ner kick edge. The game on Thurs-
day and all CW playoff games are in
Edmonton, because the University
of Alberta is the number one seed
and the host. This actually doesn’t
make any sense since UBC has a bet-
gXe�eXVbeW�Ul�ßiX�cb\agf�biXe�4_UXegT!�Last year, the Spartans were play-
ing well and were thinking about
contending for a national title. That
dream was derailed in the CW play-
offs; we will see if the Spartans have
learned anything from last year’s
heart break.
SCOTT STEWART
October 31, 2012
Intramurals player of the week
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Praising my homeboy G-O-D” -Mackenzie Dunn
Spartans split with UBC
Men’s volleyball season starts off .500Spartans win and lose to Thunderbirds; Plocktis sets impressive numbers.
Spartans take one step back, two steps forward.
SPORTS.
The Spartans Women’s Vol-leyball team began the 2012-2013 season
with big expectations and a new lofty standard that had never before been bestowed on the program: a national number one ranking to begin a sea-son. Their thinking was understand-able, as all six of the Spartans’ leading attackers from last season returned to the roster this year. The top spot also came with a little scrutiny consider-\aZ�H56�\f�fg\__�g[X�ßiX g\`X�eX\Za\aZ�national champion. Despite any pre-season tournament results (TWU beat H56� \a� g[X� ßaT_� Xk[\U\g\ba�`TgV[hc�for both squads), there isn’t any argu-ment to be made that the champs should remain on top until someone shows that they can bleed.
Nevertheless, The Spartans and Thunderbirds had a chance to make a statement about who was really num-ber one, as the two squads squared off to open the new season with a home-and-home series.
G[X�ßefg�`TgV[hc�ba�9e\WTl�a\Z[g�at UBC was surely one to forget for the Spartans. UBC came out strong and never looked back in a brilliant display of dominance. The Spartans dropped g[X�ßefg�ßiX�cb\agf��gb�YT__�\agb�T�[b_X�
early, leading to an early timeout with the score 7-1. TWU turned it around and staged a furious rally to bring the score back to within two points at 12-10, but that was as close the Spar-tans got. UBC turned it on and ran TjTl�j\g[�g[X�ßefg�fXg�%( $+!�
The Spartans actually took a lead in the second, at 2-1, but were unable to stay close with UBC after that, as g[X�G 5\eWf�eTa�bYY�baX�U\Z�eha�Tg�+ #��TaW� gjb� ( $� ehaf!� G[Xl� gbb^� g[X� fXg�Vbai\aV\aZ_l-�%( $&!
GJH� ßaT__l� `TWX� H56� ßZ[g� Ybe�a full set in the third, as the Spartans even had it tied at 20-20 late. Ironi-cally, the third set was the only time the Spartans had a negative attack per-centage (kills minus errors, divided by total attacks). The Spartans ultimately _bfg�g[X�g[\eW�Tf�jX__��Tg�%( %%��Tf�H56�completed the sweep and ran the Spartans out of War Memorial Gym with a convincing win.
Just as it began to look like UBC would remain the queens and TWU still wasn’t ready for the spotlight, everything changed the next night at the Langley Events Centre. The Spar-tans showed incredible resolve on Sat-urday night and took it to the champs, showing that the number one ranking may not have been premature after all.
The night began rather inauspi-
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This time it was the Spartans turn to host the match, as the Thunder-birds arrived at the Langley Events Centre this past Saturday and tried to pull off another upset. With set-ter Jarrod Offereins injured with a broken ankle, it was the debut of ßefg� lXTe� fXggXe� FVbgg� C_bV^g\f�� j[b�did not disappoint as he collected (#�Tff\fgf��T�eXVbeW�T`bhag�Ul�T�ßefg�year Spartan) and led the Spartans to a 3-1 victory over the Thunderbirds.
<a�g[X�ßefg�fXg��g[X�FcTegTaf�aXiXe�trailed UBC. They consistently stayed T[XTW�bY�H56�Ul�Ybhe�be�ßiX�cb\agf!�Nicholas Del Bianco had an impres-sive set as he led the Spartans with four kills and two aces. The Spartans [\g�!%(#�\a�g[X�ßefg�TaW�jba�\g�%( %#!
It was a much closer second set as the T-birds threatened with an early lead, but it was a great effort from the Spartans as they came back to steal the lead, when Brad Kufske `TWX� T� ZeXTg� ^\__�� gb�`T^X� \g� $+ $*!�After UBC took a time-out, the Spar-tans showed no mercy continuing to _XTW�TaW�j\a�g[X�fXg�%( %%!�
After losing the third set, the Spartans pushed back with a domi-aTg\aZ� Ybheg[� fXg��j\aa\aZ�%( $*!� <g�was a great set both offensively and defensively for the Spartans as they VT`X�bhg�j\g[� g[X�j\a�TaW�ßa\f[XW�the series with a 1-1 record to start the season.
The Spartans will head to Regina to compete against the Cougars this weekend, then returning for a four ZT`Xf�� fgTeg\aZ� ba� AbiX`UXe� ,g[�against Thompson River at the LEC.
V\bhf_l� Tf� H56� eXX_XW� bYY� T� ßefg� fXg�j\a�Tg�%( %#�TaW�`TWX� \g� _bb^� _\^X� \g�might be business as usual for the T-Birds. However, TWU got back into the game with a thrilling second set victory. The two teams went back and forth until TWU broke a 14-14 tie with a huge 11-3 run. They took the set convincingly behind kills from four different players, a service ace by >X_V\� 9eXaV[� TaW� T� YXj� H56� Xeebef!�TWU took the third as well behind a big run with Royal Richardson serving and took the set behind a bevy of UBC Xeebef!�FXiXa�bhg�bY�GJH¹f�ßaT_�X\Z[g�points came on UBC mistakes.
TWU put the nails down on UBC’s VbYßa� \a� g[X� Ybheg[�j\g[� T�Wb`\aTag�set win to take the match. The Spar-tans ran up a .262 attack percentage \a� g[X�fXg� �!%&,�biXeT__� \a� g[X�`TgV[��and clinched the win with a kill by >X_V\�9eXaV[��j[b�\f�_bb^\aZ�ZeXTg�\a�her new role as the team’s setter.
It’s only one win but it certainly helps to mitigate the blowout loss on 9e\WTl�TaW�ZXg�g[X�FcTegTaf�cb\agXW�\a�the right direction for the remainder of the season. TWU won’t play a cur-rently ranked team until January and will have a chance to go on a big run fgTeg\aZ�g[\f�9e\WTl�TZT\afg�EXZ\aT!
|CAMERON STUERLE
|ANDREW PATTERSON
16
The Spartans men’s volley-ball team took to the court twice this past
weekend in a series against the Uni-versity of British Columbia Thun-derbirds. The two-time defending champs were ready to make an open-ing splash to start the regular season after a long preseason. They played two very strong games but only pulled off one win against a talented UBC Thunderbird team.
Ba� 9e\WTl� a\Z[g� g[X� FcTegTaf�headed to the War Memorial Gym gb�bYßV\T__l� fgTeg�bYY� g[X\e� fXTfba!� <g�was a very close game but they saw a 2-0 lead fade away as UBC came back from behind to win it 3-2. The FcTegTaf�jba�g[X�ßefg�gjb�fXgf�bY�g[X�match by hitting .222 and .361, com-cTeXW�gb�H56¹f� !###�TaW�!#+$�Tg� g[X�attack line.
<a�g[X�ßefg�fXg��g[X�FcTegTaf�jXeX�abg� TU_X� gb�`T^X� g[X�ßefg�cb\ag�Uhg�immediately came back to grab the quick lead, from a Dan Jansen Van 7bbea� ^\__�� gb� `T^X� \g� & %!� 9eb`�there the Spartans did not lose their lead as they continued their con-sistent plays both offensively and defensively. They showed the T-birds why they were the champs in this set, j\aa\aZ�\g�%( $,!
In the second set, the Spartans did not change their game plan. The T-birds, however, stepped it up a notch and grabbed the early lead. The UBC lead did not last long though, as the Spartans came back gb�g\X�g[X�fXg�$+ $+�Yeb`�T�H56�TggTV^�error. The Spartans turned on the jets once again and went on the win g[X�fXg�%( %#!
With a 2-0 lead the T-birds did not give up as they started to play a strong offensive game, leading most
|ANDREW PATTERSON
SCOTT STEWART
SCOTT STEWART
October 31, 2012
Welcome to
your (some-
what) compre-
hensive (okay,
not compre-
hensive at all) 2012-2013 NBA season
preview. To help get you ready for
the upcoming season of professional
orange round ball, I have compiled a
list of bets on the upcoming season
to help preview the season and make
a few predictions. Feel free to take my
picks to the bank and earn yourself
some…chicken nuggets; because that
is what you win when you gamble...
not cash, never cash.
Who will be the worst team in the
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Playing twister” -J-Biebs
Welcome back to the hard-court
Intramurals player of the week
Get to know yourBombers
Chicks with sticks
Sarah Klassen Jason Koepke
Ring in the NBA New Year with your powers of prediction
|CAMERON STUERLE
RECSERVICES
SPORTS. 17
Spartans split with UBC
Men’s volleyball season starts off .500league? Charlotte Bobcats (+100)
The Bobcats are one of the worst
teams ever assembled, but will get
competition from their usual cellar-
dwelling companions, the Washing-
ton Wizards, and bottom-feeding
newcomers, the Orlando Magic. On
the note of the Magic, how exactly do
you get into a four-team trade, give up
the best player, and get back the worst
package of assets in the deal? The
Magic could have gotten three decent
c_TlXef��fXiXa�ßefg�ebhaW�WeTYg�c\V^f��and shed over $20 million in annual
salary with Houston, yet settled for…
that. I love terrible General Manag-
ers sometimes; it gives me hope that
the world and should win this award
every year for the foreseeable future.
However, sportswriters get tired of
voting for the same guy every year, so
they end up picking the next best guy,
so long as he hasn’t won before. This
is how both Karl Malone and Charles
Barkley once won MVPs over Michael
Jordan (Remember that? That was
fun). Count on seeing the same thing
happen to LeBron and take Durant.
NBA Champion: Miami Heat (+200)
Oh, was it ever tempting to put the
Lakers here and exercise a reverse jinx
to ruin their season. Thankfully how-
ever, Kobe Bryant still thinks he’s the
best player in the world and will con-
I can run an NBA franchise someday.
Will Derrick Rose come back too early and do more harm than good for his recovery? Yes. (+450)
Just shoot me now. In other
words, bet the under for the Bull’s
win total at 47½. I’m going to go
crawl into this corner and sob for a
while now, if that’s okay with you.
Atlantic Division winner: Toronto
Raptors (+10000)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just
kidding. I only wanted to throw in
the fact that the Raptors are +10000
to win their division.
NBA MVP: Kevin Durant (+350)
LeBron James is the best player in
tinue taking bad jumpers with a hand
in his face, trying to feebly break the
career scoring record while sabotag-
ing the Lakers’ title chances. LeBron
is simply unstoppable at this point.
He started to go into the post and
XkcTaWXW�[\f�Yh__�ZT`X.�?X5eba�ßaT__l�became the player we were all waiting
for him to be last season. Now that he
[Tf�Yh_ß__XW�[\f�`Ta\YXfg�WXfg\al�TaW�ZbggXa�g[Tg�ßefg�g\g_X�bhg�bY�g[X�jTl��[X�and the Heat will steamroll to another
championship.
HAPPY TIMESHappy 61st Birthday Nick Saban! Saban, better known to Auburn, LSU, and all college football
fans in general, by nicknames like “Nick Satan” is responsible
for ruining college football. In an age when high-powered and
fun offenses are all the rage, Saban is one of the few guys hold-
ing everyone back with his suffocating defense and unimagina-
tive and plodding offense. The sad thing is it works, as Saban
has two national title rings including one last year. Luckily, Or-
egon will be around to defeat Alabama on Jan.7 and liberate us
all.
Happy Anniversary Oregon Ducks!I try to keep my Oregon fandom out of Mars’ Hill as best as I can
but allow me to morph into Oregon Guy for a second here… On
this day in 2009, Oregon decimated USC 47-20 at Autzen Sta-
dium to signify the end of USC’s dynasty atop the Pac-10 and the
beginning of Oregon’s reign of terror which is still ongoing.
Oregon and USC will meet again in Los Angeles this Saturday.
Oregon will win this game and it will be a blowout because USC
is soft and they have no depth at any position. USC is about to
become the 9th of 14 footnotes in Oregon’s ascension to the
National Championship.
Happy Trails to Maryland’s Quarterbacks! Maryland has gone through the worst injury epidemic I have
ever seen in college football. Terrapins QB Caleb Rowe tore
his ACL last Saturday against Boston College and became the
fourth Maryland QB to suffer a season-ending injury this season
alone. Maryland now has no scholarship QBs left on its roster.
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Year: 4Major: HKIN (Kinesiology)
Hometown: Duncan, BC
Intrmurals Sport: Basketball
Funniest memory of Intramurals?
A game of 3 on 3 (to 11 points) where
g[X� ZT`X� W\Wa¹g� ßa\f[� UXVThfX�everyone was playing too badly and
couldn’t score. We got kicked off the
court by the next team scheduled to
play!
Most inspiring sports movie? Remember the TitansHow do you get pumped for games?A lot of visualization, progressive
relaxation, and positive self-talk.
Favourite pro athlete?Candace Parker
Year: 3Major: Environmental Studies
Hometown: Richmond, BC
Favourite Pro Sports Team: Canucks
If I’m not playing hockey you can hfhT__l�ßaW�`X!!!�Analyzing dirt.
What does it means to be a Bomber? Dump and Change
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The elephant on campus
Croc your worldHUMOUR.
Never has
there been
such a polar-
izing form
of footwear
as the all-weather slippers known as
Crocs. In any color, and on any per-
son, they are a truly repulsive fashion
choice. The only occasion in which
they are not out of place is 2am at
7-Eleven during a Cheetos run. They
make your feet sweat. They squeak.
And they inform others that you have
completely given up on your appear-
ance.
So why are these shoes so popu-
lar? Well, they say the best defense is a
good offense, and Crocs are nothing
short of offensive, so there should be
a solid case to be made. First, they’re
perfect for bad weather. Fashioned
by NASA for space travel, the holes in
the sides and top of a Croc are scien-
g\ßVT__l� Ybe`h_TgXW� gb� T__bj� T\eàbj�that cools the foot in hot weather;
yet they are small enough to retain
heat in the winter. Furthermore, the
Crocs are made out of pure Crocodile
skin (hence the name Crocs). This, as
we all know, is why Crocs are water-
cebbY�� ßeXcebbY�� Uh__Xg cebbY�� Z\e_-friend-proof, and living proof to the
point where shoe technology cannot
be advanced any further.
Secondly, they last forever. Like
actually, forever. So for roughly the
price of two cafeteria dinners, you can
own a piece of history. Now, I know
there may be some tree-huggers in
the audience, but I feel purchasing
6ebVf�VTa�UX�]hfg\ßXW�j\g[�g[X�fT`X�rationale that is so prevalent in 21st
century academic philosophy: YOLO.
Thirdly, and possibly the big-
gest selling point of Crocs, is how
they feel. I know what you’re think-
ing: “How could walking around in
ventilated crocodile skin be com-
fortable?” Well it’s not. Saying that
Crocs are comfortable is like saying
that cats are terrible creatures. I cat
even describe just meow unbeliev-
ably pawful they are. I’m not kittying!
So since there are no earthly words
to fully describe how Crocs feel, I’m
forced to use analogy: wearing Crocs
is like wearing two unicorns on your
feet while wading through an ocean
of Nutella, while millions of tiny
marshmallow people are blowing
warm fresh-baked-cookie-air on you
and massaging your feet with their
fuzzy-slipper hands. Try them. You’ll
see.
You may still think that you’ll
never wear Crocs, and I get that. I
was there last year. Then through
divine intervention, a pair of light
blue Crocs happened to appear in
my dorm, and I wore them in what
started out as a joke, and ended up
as true love. I’ve asked parents about
how they felt before and after having
twins, and the answer is usually the
fT`X!� 4g� ßefg�� g[Xl�jXeX� gXee\ßXW� Tg�the prospect of twins, but once the
babies were born, they only wished
they had more. And I think it’s the
same with Crocs. Once you have a
pair, you’ll want Croctuplets!
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|KAITIE SIMONSON
|CALVIN McCONNELL
Walking on the path pre-paring yourself to smile at someone and realizing too late that they have already
chosen to look at their “text message” over you
Trying to play it cool after slipping in the Atrium and
hoping nobody else saw
Hiding in your room when the fire alarm goes off
Going to the library as a means of socializing rather than studying
Either killing or running away from a silver fish in
your room
Getting upset with the slow internet more
because your youtube video is taking forever to
download rather than your “mycourses” homepage
Walking into the wrong classroom
Realizing that no matter how many times you’ve gone through them, the
lower cafeteria doors are push rather than pull. . .or,
wait . . what?
Almost getting run over by the club cars driven around by mad men (ie:
maintenance)
Desperately scanning for where your friends are sitting in the cafeteria
while pretending to get napkins at the condi-
ments table
Twirling your keys around on your lanyard until it
gets out of control and you hit yourself or heaven for-
bid somebody else
Nonchalantly slipping your dirty dishes into the collegium sink while the CA is looking the other
way
Trying to push open both of the double doors in
Fraser, only to find that one is locked
Hating the music in the lower cafeteria, but still singing along to all the
lyrics
Starting the year off strong in hip outfits, but quickly turning to plaid and socks with sandals
everyday
Being scared out of your wits when the geese hiss
at you
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Primping so I look good for Jesus” -Kristy Crozier
The latest ‘feat’ in shoe technology.
You know you do it.
October 31, 2012
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Eating a cupcake” -Natasha Obzera
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THE HIMNAL
Type in “When I’m Nigel” on you-tube, this video will cure cancer.
What I don’t understand: why two people would get together for purpose of social interaction, and then proceed to break out their iPads and play fricking Draw Something.
Dear Awkward Chapel Couple: Have you ever heard of leaving room for Jesus?? You should try it.
Have you even watched The Breakfast Club? Yeah, Bender gets the girl, but only a!er he was tor-menting her for the entire movie! If that’s your idea of chivalry, then I’m concerned for you.
Bring Back the Sexperts!
Stuart Kno" just got laser eye surgery #ladiessssssss
dear smiles with eyes, please stop hiding in the business building and venture to my side of campus. It’s ge"ing harder to “casually” bump into you. From, girl stuck in neufeld.
He shows up with a T shirt tighter than my headband, red flag?
Heather James...? I didn’t know you went here this semester.
nice touch with the tea lights, you sure know how to woo the first years in my dorm. THAT’S HILARI-OUS
The only thing in the world as dumb as guys are girls for liking us.-Fignewtonz
Next time you give girls free Justin Bieber tickets, give them to girls that you have a shot with!
Mars Hill is busier on Facebook than Andrew Stewart!
Dear Math,Please grow up and solve your own problems, I am tired of solv-ing them for you.
I feel like every time I talk to someone of the opposite sex I’m being evaluated for my potential-ity as a significant other.
Allison,Remember that time you beat me at Dutch Blitz? Neither do I.
I find it strange that the Northwest building is in the Northeast corner of campus . . .
Dear Mars’ Hill, there is a di#erent between Facebook and Twi"er. Sincerely, #TML (Too Many Links!)
Did anyone else notice the clever layout on page 13 of last issue?
Everyone tag Andrew Stuwart in their Denny’s posts.
Kelly and Colin—power couple on campus
What do you call a fake pasta?An impasta!
Ricky says #3:“Every time I see someone with a guitar shirt on I have the urge to push them into the water and see what happens.”
LOLZ at Alex Burton using the most iconic quote of his rival’s iconic father #leaderbidfail... Oh wait, this is Langley and nobody cares #LLCAlumniProbs
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die...
I choose the middle urinal just to piss guys o#.
I judge female pop singers by how a"ractive the boys in their music videos are.
Sometimes I can’t remember if I tweeted something or if I submit-ted it as a de-classified. Can’t let the worlds collide!
Every time the lights go out in the library, expecting there to be a weeping angel staring at me when they come back on.
What’s the record for dinners at Kotanen’s house? Anybody over 20?
There’s too many geese on campus. Let’s make another Task Force
Cue the sweatpant and Uggs combo
I live in constant fear of acciden-tally mentioning something I only know about you because I’ve stalked you on the internet.
Am I the only one who gets scared senseless when the air conditioning turns on in the library basement?
To the TWU student cheering with the Brazilian fans during the Pan-Am Cup . . . I saw you . . . watch out!
I play Russian Roule"e with the train every morning...CN RAIL SEND ME A SCHEDULE
I’m like rich, like fill up my gas tank ALL THE WAY rich
A “Keep Me Signed In” box in the Student Portal would be nice.
11:07 has been so good this year. Do yourself a favour and go!!
If Taylor Swi! writes one more breakup song I’ll... probably sing along to it in the car.
What do you do in the event that a girl walks into your dorm when you are naked? Do you avoid her for the rest of your life? Apolo-gize? Pretend it didn’t happen? Or tell her “let’s not make a big deal of it, lots of people have one”?
Two weeks ago, people were washing my dishes in order to im-press my roommate who is a CF. They probably would have vacu-umed my floors if I asked them to. I WANT FORT WEEK BACK.
“Hi I’m Bonnie Brooks...” *changes channel*
Hometown: Jayapura, Indonesia
Denomination: Gereja Kemah Injil
Fave preacher: My grandpa
Fave Bible verse: Romans 8
Fave hymn: “Be Thou My Vision”
Idea of perfect date: Dinner at a beach-front restaurant in Bali. Table for two. Sun setting Tg�TUbhg�).�f_\Z[g_l�fhaUheag�TYgXe�T�WTl�bY�fheßaZ!
Good age to get married: 22
Best place for a first kiss: The dinner-special lineup at Sodexo. Because you’re so spe-
cial.
Best pick up line: If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand, even if it wasn’t at-tached.
Top quality in a future mate: She will need to be able to give up North American com-forts to be a missionary in Indonesia for the rest of her life.
Skill that makes you “the one”: Climbing coconut trees. Opening coconuts with a machete.
Deal-breaker: Swearing. It’s so unladylike;
such a turnoff.
How many kids do you want? 3 kids; 2
older boys and one younger girl.
Love language? Physical Touch and Qual-ity Time
Colton Martin Year: 2
Height: 5’10Communications
Rapture at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm? “Living the thug lyfe” -Anna Funk
Mi" Romney spo"ed, rels 300, front row
Crunchy Danger Haystacks?-That’s ma’ name.Tigers are female lions right?-Certainly taste the same.
I’ve been looking all over campus for Ma" Rubuliak so I can ask him what he’s studying.
How mad would the boys on cam-pus be if I snuck into their rooms in the middle of the night and cut o# all their mullets?
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