Mathematics

In primary school

It was called Numbers

In high school

It was called Mathematics

At school I was taught 1 +1 = 2

Yet in kinder garden I was taught that 1 + 1 = a window

At school I was taught my times tables

But I work in tens and I work very differently

For example

8 times 8 = 64

This is how I do it, its heaps quicker for me

8 times 10 = 80

2 times 8 = 16

80 minus 16 = 64

To me math's is just beads on a Childs toy

Lets sit down and work this out

This is the third rock from the sun, you may have heard of it

At school I was told it spins really really fast to create gravity

And if it suddenly stopped spinning we would all smash into the walls, splatter our guts everywhere, then float off into

outer space

In reality it simply cannot happen

The earth spins one full rotation every day that’s why we have night and day

That’s why we have these things, there called sun dials

Which means we spin at the same speed as the little hand on this twenty four hour clock

Not real fast hey, in fact, really really slow

See they divide the circumference of the earth by

24hrs and it comes to an equation of 1640 kmh

Sounds really fast but in reality it isn't

But they tell us that the satellites are spinning even, faster because they are

further out

The formula equates to the circumference of the satellites radius

Divided by 24 hours, so for example the equation might

Come to 2040 kmh as opposed to 1640 kmh

Yet every racing car driver on this planet knows that a long gear shift is much slower than a short

gear shift

So the mathematical equation is wrong

That’s why Lamborghini Ferrari Bmw Maclaren all spend

billions of dollars developing cars to make them go faster

That’s why they developed paddles on steering wheels

A tenth of a second in formula one means

the difference between winning or losing

Millions of sponsorship dollars

This is why every slot car track has to be a figure 8

To be fair

Because on this track the kid on the inside lane always wins

Because the inside lane is shorter

But this track looks like a lot more fun

You will note that the faster these wheels spin the further the water is spun off

So if the mathematical equation was right all of the water on this planet would spin off into space

And we would be an arid desert planet

With no water

And just sand

If Mathematics was correct

Sydney airport doesn’t work

This is a 747

This is Sydney airport

According to Mathematics

If you stood at the end of the runway your hair would be a mess

As you would be traveling at 1640 kmh

Talk about a bad hair day

In reality you are stationary

One of these takes off at approximately 200 to 250 kmh

So if the world really did spin really really fast

No plane could ever take off from Sydney airport

Because the ground would be moving faster than the plane

If the ground is moving faster than the plane

the plane can not get lift under its wings

No lift no flight

So Mathematics is incorrect

Always believe in what is important

YOU

You are unique

You are the most unique individual that ever graced this earth

You can achieve anything that you set your mind too

Never believe what you are told

Learn to believe in the most important thing on this rock

YOU