mathematics. in primary school it was called numbers
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Mathematics
In primary school
It was called Numbers
In high school
It was called Mathematics
At school I was taught 1 +1 = 2
Yet in kinder garden I was taught that 1 + 1 = a window
At school I was taught my times tables
But I work in tens and I work very differently
For example
8 times 8 = 64
This is how I do it, its heaps quicker for me
8 times 10 = 80
2 times 8 = 16
80 minus 16 = 64
To me math's is just beads on a Childs toy
Lets sit down and work this out
This is the third rock from the sun, you may have heard of it
At school I was told it spins really really fast to create gravity
And if it suddenly stopped spinning we would all smash into the walls, splatter our guts everywhere, then float off into
outer space
In reality it simply cannot happen
The earth spins one full rotation every day that’s why we have night and day
That’s why we have these things, there called sun dials
Which means we spin at the same speed as the little hand on this twenty four hour clock
Not real fast hey, in fact, really really slow
See they divide the circumference of the earth by
24hrs and it comes to an equation of 1640 kmh
Sounds really fast but in reality it isn't
But they tell us that the satellites are spinning even, faster because they are
further out
The formula equates to the circumference of the satellites radius
Divided by 24 hours, so for example the equation might
Come to 2040 kmh as opposed to 1640 kmh
Yet every racing car driver on this planet knows that a long gear shift is much slower than a short
gear shift
So the mathematical equation is wrong
That’s why Lamborghini Ferrari Bmw Maclaren all spend
billions of dollars developing cars to make them go faster
That’s why they developed paddles on steering wheels
A tenth of a second in formula one means
the difference between winning or losing
Millions of sponsorship dollars
This is why every slot car track has to be a figure 8
To be fair
Because on this track the kid on the inside lane always wins
Because the inside lane is shorter
But this track looks like a lot more fun
You will note that the faster these wheels spin the further the water is spun off
So if the mathematical equation was right all of the water on this planet would spin off into space
And we would be an arid desert planet
With no water
And just sand
If Mathematics was correct
Sydney airport doesn’t work
This is a 747
This is Sydney airport
According to Mathematics
If you stood at the end of the runway your hair would be a mess
As you would be traveling at 1640 kmh
Talk about a bad hair day
In reality you are stationary
One of these takes off at approximately 200 to 250 kmh
So if the world really did spin really really fast
No plane could ever take off from Sydney airport
Because the ground would be moving faster than the plane
If the ground is moving faster than the plane
the plane can not get lift under its wings
No lift no flight
So Mathematics is incorrect
Always believe in what is important
YOU
You are unique
You are the most unique individual that ever graced this earth
You can achieve anything that you set your mind too
Never believe what you are told
Learn to believe in the most important thing on this rock
YOU