may 2011 catalog
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Seltzer's May 2011 wholesale catalogTRANSCRIPT
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Smart. Clean. Carbonated. Seltzer
May 2011 CatalogSeltzer Seltzer
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Pen Features
NEED COFFEE
Sleek, Modern, with High-Quality Components Jumbo Ink Supply - The Ink Cartridge Fills TheEntire Pen Barrel Writes 1.7 Meters a Day for 7 Years Super Smooth Black Ink
Long-life Tip Manufactured in Switzerland A portion of each sale will go to environmentalcauses- Seltzer supports Earthjustice, whichdefends the rights of the environment.
PEN-014PEN-010PEN-004 PEN-007PEN-001 PEN-015PEN-011PEN-005 PEN-008PEN-002WhaleIce CreamSkull Coffee LightningGlasses CiaoOwlBee Blossom SwordPunctuation
PEN-016Note To Self
PEN-012PEN-006 PEN-009PEN-003MustachePlume ForkSwirl
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Worldwide, 100 million pens are discarded every day. Yikes!
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Pugs & Kisses
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SCENIC
DRIVE
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49MILE
taxi co$.50 a mile
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SS-001-DONKEY
Remember to stop and eat the roses.
SS-001donkey
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Snail mail. (I wouldve texted but my thumbs were sore.)
SS-002snails
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Chocolate is the answer. (e question is prey much irrelevant.)
SS-003chocolat
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SS-004martini
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If you cant x it with duct tape or a martini it aint worth xing.
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is calls for a Bloody Mary.
SS-005tomato
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e world is your oyster. And who doesn't love a
good shuck?
SS-006oyster
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lets jam
Yer on!
SS-011banjo
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We make a great duo.
Nothing is as relaxing as yoga. (Except maybe a mojito.)
SS-012mojito
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Just wanted to say cello.
SS-013cello
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It was either send a card or drunk dial you.
SS-014phone
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e sun is always shining somewhere in the world.
(Let's just hope it's on you and not some evil bitch.)
SS-008evil rose
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Life is messy. Wear a smock!
SS-009smock
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SS-002-SNAILS
SS-005-TOMATO SS-006-OYSTER
SS-003-CHOCOLAT SS-004-MARTINI
SS-011-BANJOS
SS-008-EVIL ROSE SS-009-SMOCK
SS-014-PHONESS-012-MOJITO SS-013-CELLO
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If we were in prison I'd watch your back. I would totally shiv someone if they dissed you.
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Stay golden.
SS-022golden
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If I was a dog, I would so lick your face right now.
SS-023lick face
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Greetings!
SS-024greetings
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Youre erce.
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You Rock.
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Id le you under "S" for Sweetie!
S
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SS-029watering can
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Wishing you all the owers, and none of the weeds.
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Screw it. Lets have a drink.
SS-031frog lager
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Many a problem is solved over beer. Too bad no one ever thinks
to write down the solutions.
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When I think about you, I perk right up.
SS-016-SHIV SS-022-GOLDEN
SS-023-LICK FACE
SS-020-FILE
SS-027-TIGER SS-028-CRANESS-024-GREETINGS
SS-031-FROG LAGER SS-032-PERK
SS-033-WINE PLEASE NEW SS-035-MOUSE PEN NEW SS-036-Good Boy NEW SS-037-Zebra
SS-029-WATERING CAN SS-030-CORKSCREW
We need to hang out. I havent done any
trash-talking in days.
SS-015trash talk
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SS-015-TRASH TALK
Another glass of wine, please. I need the antioxidants.
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Admit it.is card is so so so much beer
than a facebook post.
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SS-036good boy
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Time to go wild.
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BD-S01peacock
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Time to show o.It is your birthday aer all!
My secret to success? Never forget a womans birthday.
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BD-S07whale
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Have a Birthday of Epic Proportions.
So you bent the time space continuum and youre a year younger?
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BD-S09time space
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I hope you do something classier than beer and wings this year.
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BD-S08classy rooster
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BD-S10squid folk
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Squid FolkHere to play a lile diy for your Birthday.
Have a kickin birthday.
Nothing washes
down birthday cake like,
Watahh!
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BD-S05wag tails
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"Okay, puppy. Once a year you get steak. Don't ask why, just wag your tail like crazy."
BD-S06pig latin
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appy-Hay irthday-Bay!
BD-S01-PEACOCKIts all about you today. Enjoy every minute!
BD-S02-DON JUANWishing you much love and adoration on your Birthday.
BD-S07-WHALEWishing you a Happy Birthday!
Big time.
NEW BD-S09-TIME SPACEYoure amazing.
NEW BD-S08-CLASSY ROOSTERHave a posh birthday.
NEW BD-S10-SQUID FOLKHope your Birthdays a foot-stompin
good time.
BD-002-WATAHHHave a kickin Birthday
BD-S05-WAG TAILBring on the Birthday treats,
its your special day.
BD-S06-PIG LATINTranslation: Happy Birthday!
Hope its antastic-Fay
BD-013-MOLECULESGood job on another year well lived. Happy Birthday.
BD-014-STAGESIm glad youre taking it so well.
Happy Birthday!
BD-01V-DEBAUCHERYHeres to you. Happy Birthday!
BD-020-CONSTELLATIONSHave a stellar birthday.
BD-019-BANANATreat yourself to something special.
Happy Birthday.
Good job on another year well lived. Happy Birthday!
You've sustained metabolic processes for yet another year.
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BD-013molecules
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1. Shock At how cheap your friends are. 2. Denial Your butt can get any bigger. 3. Bargaining Over which young celebrity youd most like to change places with. 4. Depression At the number of candles on your cake. 5. Acceptance Of one too many free drinks.
Five Stages of Birthday
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Well split me in two and cover me in ice cream.Its your Birthday!
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BD-019banana
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in cel
ebration of
your birthday
DE
BAUCHER
Y
this calls for unmitigated
cheers
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BD-01Vdebauchery
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LibraSept 24 to Oct 23
SagitariusNov 23 to Dec 21
ScorpioOct 24 to Nov 22
CapricornDec 22 to Jan 20
PiscesFeb 20 to March 20
AquariusJan 21 to Feb 19
AriesMarch 21 to April 20
TaurusApril 21 to May 21
GeminiMay 22 to June 21
CancerJune 22 to July 23
LeoJuly 24 to August 23
VirgoAugust 24 to Sept 23
Cake
Party Hat
Gift
Balloon
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BIRTHDAY
Vegan Birthday Cake
NOTMILK
YolkyDokeyEgg-FreePowder
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BD-032-SKULL FLAGKeep on rockin on.
BD-023-VEGANNo animals were harmed in the making of this Birthday greeting.
BIRTHDAY
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triple shot, half caff,
2%, no foam, extra
hot, shade grown,
organic, fair trade,
caramel, lightly
sweetened, vanilla,
white chocolate
latte in a medium
cup with a dash
of cinnamon and
just a tiny swirl of
whipped cream
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BD-034coffee
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BD-034-COFFEEI hope your Birthday is exactly how you like it.
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mee mee mee mee mee mee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Weeeee!
Its amazing youve made it this far.Throw your tentacles in the air! Wave em like you just dont care!
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BD-040-OPERAIts all about you alright.
Happy Birthday.
BD-045-SQUIDHope your Birthday is one big
party.
BD-042-SCISSORSMay your good fortune continue. Happy Birthday.
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I picked this for you myself.
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BD-048pick
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BD-048-PICKThe card, I mean. Happy Birthday.
BIRTHDAY NINJAalways cuts a perfect slice
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BD-049ninja
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BD-049-NINJALooks like another Birthday has
snuck up on you. Enjoy!
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You say your Birthday is no big deal, but your subconscious is flipping out.
Wishing You, Your Id And Your EgoA Super Birthday.
BD-050-FREUDWishing You, Your Id And Your
Ego a Super Birthday.
Some things you never forget how to do.
Like celebrating!Happy Birthday.
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BD-055-BIKELike celebrating!Happy Birthday.
BD-056-CYMBAL MONKEYBirthdays are so exciting!
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Make crazy monkey face.
Clap your cymbals.
Stop the celebration just short of flinging
your own poop around the room.
1.
2.
3.
BD-058-DORKAnd by Stud I mean Dork
BD-057-STACHEA very Happy Birthday
to you.
My, youve matured.
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Happy Birthday, Stud.
BD-059-PIGEON SKATEBOARDHave an awesome Birthday!
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Time to break out your best moves.
BD-060-HAMSTER WHEELIts your Birthday!
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Time to get a little crazy.
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BD-068abe
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It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-Abraham Lincoln
BEANS & RICE
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Salsa! Salsa! Salsa!
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Beans & Rice
BD-068-ABEIn other words, Abe thinks you should go out and party.
Happy Birthday.
BD-069-B&R PIATAHappy Birthday!
BD-070-B&R SALSAIts your Birthday. Keep it spicy!
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BIRTHDAY
Its Your Birthday,High Five!
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Happy BirthdaySalami Bear
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BD-073beret
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Should Be An Excellent Year.
A few of us are going to a bar for your birthday.
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BD-074birthday beers
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the journey continues...
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BD-077bike journey
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BD-078hold your hair
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Wishing you the richest, most delicious boyfriend ever.
Im so pumped for your Birthday!
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BD-083pumped
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BD-080surprise party
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Taking pills from an unmarked bole in someone's medicine cabinet does
not make it a "surprise party".
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BD-084birthday coffee
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I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Its not a birthday party without
The Party Chicken
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BD-081party chicken
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Birthday Girls drink free!
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BD-082blondie
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Wish as big as you possibly can.
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BD-075wish big
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BD-085sweet candy
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BD-072-HIGH FIVEOr not. We dont have to
be total dorks.
NEW BD-076-SALAMI BEARChomp Chomp Yay!
BD-073-BERETHappy Birthday.
I hope your celebration is trs magnifique
NEW BD-074-BIRTHDAY BEERSYou should come too!
NEW BD-077-BIKE JOURNEYHappy Birthday!
Hope youre enjoying the ride.
NEW BD-078-HOLD YOUR HAIRHave a night not to remember!
NEW BD-079-RICH CAKEDid I say boyfriend? I meant Birthday cake.
NEW BD-083-PUMPEDIll be dancing like Ive never danced before.
NEW BD-080-SURPRISE PARTYThats why I suggest you bring your own.
Happy Birthday!
NEW BD-084-BIRTHDAY COFFEEHope I didnt wake you!
NEW BD-081-PARTY CHICKENBet your ass hes
here for a good time!
NEW BD-082-BLONDIECan I borrow your ID?
NEW BD-075-WISH BIGBut blow softly, no one likes spit
on their cake.
NEW BD-085-SWEET CANDYHappy Birthday
NEW BD-086-BUBBLESWishing you lots and lots of fun.
Seriously. Youre only a day older than yesterday.
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Dont have a cow.
BD-071-COWHappy Birthday
Enjoy the (wait for it...) mooment.
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BD-087vanilla
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BIRTHDAYS.
JUST ANOTHER
CONSPIRACY
DREAMED UP
BY THE
GREETING CARD
INDUSTRY.BD-F01conspiracy
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FIZZ
BD-F01-CONSPIRACY But Im happy to play along.
Have a great Birthday!
BD-F02-REAPERLive it up! Its your Birthday!
NEW BD-087-VANILLAUnless you want it to be. Then I hope its over-the-top vanilla!
BD-F03-HANGOVERCheers to you on this festive occasion! Happy Birthday
SICK OF
GETTING OLDER
EVERY YEAR?
SURE BEATS THE
ALTERNATIVE.BD-F02reaper
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BIRTHDAY
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I was lost until I found you.
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LOVE & VALENTINES DAY
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A GAME OF INTRIGUE SUITABLE FOR AGES 0 AND UP.
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C A B R I O L E T - G T
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YOU DID IT!
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Welcome to AdulthoodMAZEL TOV
BABY
BAR/BAT MITZVAH
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CONGRATULATIONS
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WEDDING
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Happily Ever After
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1001-PUGS & KISSES
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2002-LIME ORNAMENTAL
Thank You
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2003-FUCHSIA ORNAMENTAL
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THANK YOU
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CHA-001-DREIDEL GAMECHA-001-BX (Boxed)Happy Chanukah.
THE ANCIENT GAME OF DREIDEL
Directions: Players ante up Chanukah Gelt into the pot.
One at a time, each player gives the Dreidel a good spin.
(Avoid playing on expensive antiques or high balconies.)
At each turn players win or lose Gelt according to the
character on the Dreidel. No cheating, Adonai is watching.
SHIN Player puts one unit of Gelt into the pot. Oy.
NUN Player receives bupkis.
HEH You win half the pot. Not bad.
GIMEL You win the entire pot. Mazol Tov!
Inside Greeting:Happy Chanukah
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For the latke lover in you.
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Happy Chanukah!
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Eight days of light from one days fuel.Miracle or top-notch energy eciency?
CHANUKAH
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HOL-023-DOG SWEATERHOL-023-BX (Boxed)
Have a warm and fuzzy Season.
HOL-021-NUTCRACKERHOL-021-BX (Boxed)Enjoy the spirit of the season.
HOL-022-COLOR WHEELHOL-022-BX (Boxed)
Have a bright and colorful Season.
Excuse me, little help with this?
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cranberries
red wine
pine needles
gold ribbon
frost
pepperm
ints
mint jelly
velvet trim
sugar p
lums
starry night cand
les
icicles
yule log
amaryllis
sweet potato pie
fire light
Please dont make me go to the dog park like this.
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Ive got your package right here.
When Santa gets cranky.
HOL-030-CRANKY SANTAHOL-030-BX (Boxed)
Wishing you cheer thewhole Season long.
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Warmest Greetings
COCOABrooklyn
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Beans and Rice on Ice
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For the record, I didntrun over anybodys grandma.
HOL-032-B&R ON ICEHOL-032-BX (Boxed)
Wishing you a Seasonfull of friends and joy.
NEW HOL-036-PIEHOL-036-PIE (Boxed)Have a delectable season and
a delicious new year.
NEW HOL-037-TREE WHITEHOL-037-TREE WHITE (Boxed)
Peace and joy to one and all!
HOL-033-RUN OVER HOL-033-BX (Boxed)
Seasons Greetings and a Happy New Year!
HOL-031-COCOA TOWERHOL-031-BX (Boxed)
Hope your Season is sweet and toasty!
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Sensational
Yummy
Colorful
Heartwarming
Delightful
Nostalgic
Delectable
Sweet
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May your tidings be good, your bells
jingling and your halls totally decked.
NEW HOL-034-STOCKINGSHOL-034-STOCKINGS(Boxed)
Hopefully your season will be spent warm and happy.
NEW HOL-035-CANDY CANESHOL-035-CANDY CANES(Boxed)
(Outside: sweet,delectable,etc.)Hope your Christmas is every
flavor of wonderful.
Wishing you joy, a lot of it.
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Seasons Greetings.
taxi co$.50 a mile
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HOLIDAY PARTY ETIQUETTE
NOT OK
OK
Wishing you joy and revelry. Happy Holidays.
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Rudolph Switches ToCompact Fluorescent.
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HOL-010-SQUIRRELSHOL-010-BX (Boxed)Seasonss Greetings.
HOL-013-TAXIHOL-013-BX (Boxed)Enjoy all the festivities.
HOL-019-LLAMASHOL-019-BX (Boxed)
Have a warm and colorful Holiday.
HOL-014-MISTLETOEHOL-014-BX (Boxed)
Wishing you joy and revelry.
HOL-018-FLUORESCENTHOL-018-BX (Boxed)
Wishing you a never ending supply of joy this Holiday.
Have a warm and colorful Holiday.
All Dressed For The Season
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NEW HOL-038-CARD WREATHHOL-038-CARD WREATH (Boxed)
Theres always room for a little more cheer.
NEW HOL-039-ORBSHOL-039-ORBS (Boxed)
Peace and joy to one and all!
NEW HOL-040-ORNAMENTSHOL-040-ORNAMENTS (Boxed)
Wishing you a splendid season.
NEW HOL-041-MUG OF CHEERHOL-041-MUG OF CHEER (Boxed)
Just wanted to chime in and wish you a joyous Season.
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Please add this ver
y merry
greeting to your co
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happy happymerry merry
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Wishing you a mug full of love and good cheer.
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Three french hens.
Two turtle doves.
Sounds like a tasty menu!
And a partridge in a pear tree.
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Bunnies on ic
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HOL-S01-STIRRINGHOL-S01-BX (Boxed)
Enjoy every morsel of the Season!
HOL-S02-GEESEHOL-S02-BX (Boxed)
Have a warm and merry Season.
HOL-A02-ICE BUNNIESHOL-A02-BX (Boxed)
Have a most joyful season.
HOL-S05-KITTENS IN MITTENSHOL-S05-BX (Boxed)Seasons Greetings
HOL-S06-CALLING BIRDSHOL-S06-BX (Boxed)...are calling to wish you Seasons Greetings!
NEW HOL-S07-XYLOPHONEHOL-S07-XYLOPHONE-BX (Boxed)
Just wanted to chime in and wish you a joyous Season.
NEW HOL-S08-SATELLITEHOL-S08-SATELLITE-BX (Boxed)Wishing you an absolutely perfect Christmas!
HOL-S03-ICICLEHOL-S03-BX (Boxed)
Get carried away in the spiritof the Season!
So many temptations, no one can avoid them all.
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Uh oh.
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Kiens in miens and other warm fuzzy wishes.
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Four Calling Birds...Its beginning to sound a lot like Christmas.
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As an unexpected bonus, Santa adjusted the satellite TV
just right.
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Maybe there was a creature stirring aer all.
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Honk if you love Christmas!
HOL-A01-FOXY FOXHOL-A01-BX (Boxed)Have a fantastic season!
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