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CHAC’S GORGEOUS WATER CHAC’S GORGEOUS WATER GLASSESGLASSES
Chac’s Gorgeous Water Glasses are spectacular hand-crafted glasses made especially for Chac himself. They are fit for a god, and you can really tell by all of the amazing workmanship done to make them. You will enjoy your mead even more in this glass, and will feel as if you are living in nobility when you drink from one of Chac’s Gorgeous Water Glasses. These glasses were made to honor the god Chac, and when you drink from this glass he will give you good fortune. Buy Chac’s Gorgeous Water Glasses today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]
GREAT POM GUM IS THE BEST GUM YOU WILL EVER HAVE. IT HAS THE FLAVOR OF DELICIOUS MILPA MEAL, AND BLOWS BUBBLES AS BIG AS A PERFECT PURPLE POK-A-TOK BALL. ALL OF THE CHILDREN IN THE CITY SAY THAT GREAT POM GUM IS THE BEST GUM AROUND. IT’S CHEWY AND LASTS FOR DAYS WHILE NEVER LOOSING ITS FLAVOR. GREAT POM GUM IS THE FIRST GUM EVER TO HAVE A MILPA MEAL FLAVOR, AND IT IS PROVEN TO BE THE MOST POPULAR MAYA GUM. BUY GREAT POM GUM TODAY!MADE BY MAYA MERCHANDISE, CALL US AT 1-800-MAYAMURCHANDISE OR EMAIL US AT [email protected]
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Hip Quetzal Headdresses are the most fashionable headdresses on the market. They are all one-of-a-kind, and made with spectacular and bright quetzal feathers. Hip Quetzal Headdresses are wonderful and light in weight, so that you can wear them all day long. They are meant for royalty, and will impress even the god Itzam-Yeh. If you buy a Hip Quetzal Headdress, the god Itzam-Yeh will grant your most-wanted wish. Hip Quetzal Headdresses are the most wanted headdress on the market, so buy one while they last. Buy a Hip Quetzal Headdress today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]
’ I X CHEL S IMPRESSI VE
ROBESIx Chel’s impressive robes are one-of-a-kind robes with enough skill to be done by Ix Chel herself. They are beautiful robes fit for an Ahau, and you will really feel like one when you wear one of these robes. There will be no more searching for a better robe after you buy one of these; they are the best in the land. This robe was inspired by Ix Chel’s amazing weaving ability, and if you buy one of Ix Chel’s Impressive Robes you will have good fortune from Ix Chel. Buy one of Ix Chel’s Impressive Robes today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamurchandise or email us at [email protected]
Magnificent Milpa Meal Mortar and Pestles
Perfect Purple Pok-A-Tok Balls are great balls to play pok-a-tok with. They are shiny, purple, and bounce higher than any pok-a-tok balls have ever bounced before. These are the pok-a-tok balls that the most skilled ball players play with. Perfect Purple Pok-A-Tok Balls are the prettiest balls you have ever seen, and make playing pok-a-tok a lot more fun. All of the gods will be pleased if you play pok-a-tok with these balls, and will be happy with you in the afterlife. Perfect Purple Pok-A-Tok balls are the pok-a-tok balls you have been waiting for. Buy Perfect Purple Pok-A-Tok Balls today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]
Spooky Balam Scarecrows are the key to having your milpa grow as well as possible. They scare away all of the crows and other animals that would destroy your milpa, and allow you to produce the best crops around. Spooky Balam Scarecrows are highly recommended to keep animals away from your crops, and customer reviews show that Spooky Balam Scarecrows have made farmer’s milpa grow 45% better in the past 3 months. The god Balam looks over all of the crops that have Spooky Balam Scarecrows, and ensures that those crops will grow well. Buy a Spooky Balam Scarecrow today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]
TERRIFIC TZOLKINS
Terrific Tzolkins are a great way to keep up with the date. They have 20 different gods and 13 different numbers which together create the 260 days of the tzolkin calendar. Terrific Tzolkins help you prepare for the days to come, and are very helpful in predicting the future. They are the tzolkins used by the Halach Uinic, and he says that Terrific Tzolkins are the only tzolkins that people should be using. Buy Terrific Tzolkins today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]
The Lords of Death’s Super Stingray Spines are the number 1 choice of stingray spines to sacrifice your blood with. They are the spines that the Lord’s of Death like you to sacrifice your blood with, and if you use these spines the Lords of Death will let you live a longer life. These stingray spines are the spines that the Ah kin uses to sacrifice his blood, and are the highest quality on the market. The Lord’s of Death Super Stingray Spines are very sturdy and sharp, and they do not hurt as much as other stingray spines. These stingray spines are of the highest quality, and are in high demand, so order them soon. Buy The Lords of Death’s Super Stingray Spines today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]
Wonderful Cenote Water Wells are the perfect thing to get your water with. When you use a Wonderful Cenote Water Well, getting water is quick and easy. Wonderful Cenote Water Wells are the highest-quality wells on the market, and are recommended by people in villages and cities everywhere. Wonderful Cenote Water Wells are great items, and if you buy a well you get a free one of Chac’s Gorgeous Water Glasses. It is a great deal, and you can’t miss out on it. Wonderful Cenote Water Wells give you the best water around, and make drawing water easier and better than ever before. Buy a Wonderful Cenote Water Well today!Made by Maya Merchandise, call us at 1-800-mayamerchandise or email us at [email protected]