MISSISSAUGA: A BLAST FROM THE PAST

TEODORA GHINEA STARS IN:

Introduction: Hello my name is Teodora Ghinea, and I am a anthropologist and my team and I have recently discovered the remains of a lost city that was called “Mississauga” As you all know in the year 2042 an ice age passed and a large number of societies has been erased and civil society undertook a large change in behavioral patterns as a result of harsher conditions.

Biological Characteristics:Skin

As we went into further research, we discovered that the skin colors and ethnicities of Missisauga residents were varied all from white to very dark skin colors. Evidence of ethnicities and cultures that no longer exist today is scattered throughout the remains of the city of Mississauga. This contrasts greatly to our uniform matte skin tones today, achieved by the more homogenized approach to global breeding we have today.

Biological Characteristics:Height

Studies show that the average Mississauga resident was under 6 feet tall, comparative to today’s average height, exceeding 6 feet. This fact is related largely to the increased amount of sport and physical activity that we enjoy compared to the evident lack thereof in the time of Mississauga’s existence as a city.

Biological Characteristics: Eye Color

Eyes were varied in color, this is attributed largely to the multi-ethnicity of Misissauga’s society. This pales in contrast to the sameness of the color of our eyes today achieved by genetic engineering. Eye colors included: brown, green, blue, black, hazel and grey. Additionally, eye structure was as varied as color, influenced by the tossed salad multi ethnicity of Misissauga’s cultural life (e.g: some eyes chinky-er than others.)

Biological Characteristic: Hair

The hair we found was generally shorter when it came to the male residents of the city, compared to the longer type of hair that women were shown to wear. Additionally, men were shown to have less chemically affected and damaged hair, in direct comparison to their female counterparts. We attribute these findings to the vanity of Mississaugan females who attempted regularly to attract male Mississaugan mates, with whom they created families, passing on hereditary characteristics of hair color and type.

Biological Characteristics: Average Age

Our research has conclusively found that the median average age for Mississauga residents was 36 years old, this attributes itself largely to evident amounts of families with many young children, which caused wider generational gaps among Mississauga residents, and an lowering of the average age across the board. Despite any urban conditions the city and its residents faced, the life expectancy in Mississauga was high, a likely companion to the high quality of life enjoyed by Mississauga residents.

City Features: City Hall

We found evidence of a government infrastructure present in the society of Mississauga. This showed that Mississauga had residents whose actions and lives controlled by a higher authority. This authority was shown to have convened together for various reasons – including celebratory events and municipal councils – at a central location called “city hall.” This was a grandiose building situated in what we know to be the heart of Mississauga, and a large portion of activity in the surrounding area branched out to this location. Evidence shows the location’s interior as well as it’s surrounding grounds were regularly used by the citizens of Mississauga. This was a system similar to what we have today.

City Features:Philip Pocock CSS Compared to our entirely computerized and digital educations – which are

entirely subjective today – citizens of Mississauga were expected to form an education spanning several years, meaning they spent a large portion of their lives involuntarily in educational institutions. These institutions included elementary schools and went up to secondary schools, ultimately leading to college and university – otherwise known as “post-secondary – education. An example of an educational institution in Mississauga is Philip Pocock Catholic Secondary school. Investigative evidence shows that this school educated many generations of young Mississauga residents, whose education was varied, covering subjects such as math, english, science and physical education.

City Feature: Trillium Health Centre (Hospital) Evidence of several hospitals – administered by highly educated residents whose training was medically specialized – was found throughout Mississauga. These were places where citizens could receive whatever medical care was deemed necessary for them. An example of one of these centers for wellness is the Trillium Health Centre. This was a network of buildings with staff administering several different specified fields of medical care on any and all Mississauga residents. This was considered one of Mississauga’s central places for aid in the event of any medical emergencies or physical harm. The hospital was connected to what we now know was an emergency response communication network, triggered on a case-by-case basis based on the needs of Mississauga’s citizens at any given time. This, combined with highly educated staff, made for much utility in Mississauga and greatly increased the health and safety of its citizens.

City Feature: Absolute Condominium Towers

In our findings, we saw that Mississauga had a wealth of architecture unique to its urban infrastructure. An explicit example shows proof of early Mississaugan architecture, this being the Absolute condominium buildings in the downtown area of the city. These buildings were relatively tall for buildings of that time period and were used to house citizens of Mississauga.

City Feature: Public Transportation System

Studies have conclusively shown that, as a response to the needs of its citizens in terms of mobility, a public transportation system was put into place. This system – dubbed “MiWay” for its Mississaugan distinction – transported Mississauga residents to destinations of their choosing via a network of long, high-capacity vehicles known then as “buses.” These vehicles ran on costly gasoline whose cost was subsidized by a fare system, which centered around citizens paying money in exchange for communal transport to their desired locations.

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