Modern Islamic Terrorism

Terrorist Organizations Egyptian Islamist

Organizations Palestinian

Liberation Organization Hamas Fatah

Hezbollah Shia Islamic

militant group in Lebanon

Al Qaeda Taliban Chechen

Terrorism International

Islamic Brigade These are just a

few examples, there are many, many more

Egyptian Islamist Organizations

Muslim Brotherhood Jama’at al-

Muslimin Egyptian Islamic

Jihad Vanguards of

ConquestMany of these organizations were inspired by the writings of Sayyid Qutb who was hanged by Nasser in 1966. What the …

Sayyid Qutb“The room convulsed with the feverish music of the gramophone. Dancing naked legs filled the hall, arms draped around the waists, chests met chests, lips met lips, and the atmosphere was full of love.” - Qutb

Egyptian Islamist attacks 1948

assassination of PM Mahmoud Pasha

1954 attempted assassination of Gamal Nasser

1981 – assassination of Egyptian president Anwar Sadat

1997 Luxor massacre (62 tourists killed) – video here

2004 Sinai bombings (killed 34 tourists at hotels on Sinai)

These are just a few attacks, there are many more

Egyptian Islamists BeefHey, I’m here to talk about EI’s beef. Why are

these people so mad they want to

kill innocent civilians? Here

you go.

1.Secular governments in Egypt

2.The Jewish country of Israel

3.Western influence and culture

4.Any form of Islam different than their own

I can’t see in this thing.

Palestinian Liberation Organization

Established in 1964 with goal of creating independent state of Palestine

Expelled from Syria in 1970 – 71 (Black September)

Operated from Lebanon then Tunisia

Now called Palestinian National Authority

PLO’s Beef1.The Jewish state of

Israel2.The capture of the

West Bank and Gaza Strip by Israel in 1967

3.Jewish settlements in West Bank

Hey, I’m here to talk about the

PLO’s beef. Why are these people

so mad they want to kill innocent

civilians? Here you go.

I wonder if Care Bears

is on at 8:00

tonight.

PLO attacks

1972 Munich massacre (Black September)

Many suicide bombing attacks against Israel which have killed hundreds of people

Hezbollah Established in

early 1980s in Lebanon

Trained by Iranian Revolutionary Guards

Shia Transformed into

political organization which holds seats in parliament of Lebanon

Hezbollah’s rocket technology is less sophisticated than Israel’s but the gas mileage is outstanding!

Hezbollah’s BeefHey, I’m here to

talk about Hezbollah’s beef.

Why are these people so mad

they want to kill innocent

civilians? Here you go.

1.The Israeli invasion of Lebanon in 1982 + they want to destroy Israel

2.They don’t like Phalangists (Christians) in Lebanon

3.They are Shia so they don’t like Sunnis

This guy needs a hug.

Hezbollah attacks 1983 U.S. embassy

bombing in Beirut (killed 63 people) - youtube video here

1983 Beirut barracks attack (killed 241 marines)

1982 – 1992 – kidnapping of foreigners in Lebanon

1992 Israeli Embassy attack in Buenos Aires (killed 29)

1994 bombing of Jewish cultural center in Argentina (killed 85)

2012 Burgas bus bombing in Bulgaria (killed 6)

1983 Beirut Barracks Bombing

The U.S. retaliates for the horrific attack by randomly lobbing shells on suspected Hezbollah positions.

Al Qaeda (The Base) Founded by

Osama Bin Laden in 1988 – 89 in Afghanistan/Pakistan

Sunni Muslim movement calling for global jihad against western powers and secular Muslim governments

Ayman al-Zawahiri with Osama Bin Laden

We need a good picture! On the count of three say Jihad!

Ayman ZawahiriYou have no idea where this finger has been…

Zawahiri traveled widely spreading his message of intolerance and jihad like an evil Santa.

Al Qaeda Founded in

Afghanistan Moved to Sudan Moved to

Afghanistan and worked with Taliban

Osama Bin Laden killed in 2011 in Pakistan

There is nothing like a little fresh air and Jihadi training for the development of young minds.

Al Qaeda’s Beef1.Decadent western

culture2.U.S. troops or non-

Muslims in Saudi Arabia

3.Any secular Muslim government

Hey, I’m here to talk about Al Qaeda’s beef. Why are these people so mad

they want to kill innocent

civilians? Here you go.

Why did I get this

lame hand grenade?

Al Qaeda attacks 1998 U.S. embassies

in Kenya and Tanzania (killed 223 people)

2000 U.S.S. Cole bombing in Yemen (killed 17 sailors)

9/11 (killed 2996 people)

2005 London Subway bombings (killed 56 people)

9/11 in Music

After the terrible tragedy of 9/11 we also had to endure the tragedy of listening to this song over and over again.

Jingoistic War Song Here

Another very deep and brilliant song inspired by 9/11. Listen to the lyrics closely. The message is very poetic and difficult to decipher, NOT!

Awesome Song Here Ok, this makes the

Toby Keith song look downright majestic.

Pathetic attempt at making cash from sorrow

Battle for Tora Bora Caves

What we thought Osama’s lair looked like. What it really looked like.

1998 U.S. African embassies

The U.S. retaliates for the horrific attack by randomly lobbing shells cruise missiles on suspected Hezbollah al-Qaeda positions.

Taliban (Students) Students from

religious schools called Madrasa’s led by Mullah Omar

Ruled Afghanistan from 1996 – 2001

Lead insurgency in Afghanistan

Soviet shrapnel got this eye. If only the Soviets had aimed one inch to the right.

Taliban attacks Suicide attacks on

U.S. and Afghan forces Conventional attacks

on U.S. forces and planting of IEDs on roads

Attacks on women or men who do not follow the Taliban’s strict interpretation of the Koran

This Buddhist statue is really cool, right? The Taliban destroyed it with explosives in 2001. Besides history, we hear the Taliban scores very low on standardized algebra tests…

Taliban’s Beef

1.Decadent western culture

2.U.S. troops in Afghanistan

3.Any secular Muslim government

4.Women who are allowed to go to school or do anything except sit at home and cook

5.Anyone who believes anything different than they do (including other Muslims)

Hey, I’m here to talk about the Taliban’s beef. Why are these people so mad

they want to kill innocent

civilians? Here you go.

Chechen Militants

1st Chechen War 1994 - stalemate

2nd Chechen War 1999 – Russia reestablished control of Chechnya

Chechen’s Beef

Chechnya is predominantly Muslim, therefore they want their own country

The spread of militant fundamentalist Islam into the region

Mr. Dreyer couldn’t find any more funny cows but I am qualified

to talk about beef! Anyway, why are the

Chechen’s angry? Read on my

friend.

Chechen Militants

Russian apartment bombings (killed 293 people)

Moscow theater hostage crisis (killed at least 170 people including the terrorists)

For my own sanity someone please tell me this man’s beard is fake.

The Russian Answer

Is this Hiroshima? No, it is Grozny, the capital of Chechnya, after the Russians got through with it.

Good news mom, we got the Chechen separatists. Bad news? We destroyed the entire city in the process.

Stupid is as stupid doesGosh Bob,

he is really

getting big!

Yea, we are moving him

up to the next size of suicide vest.

Hey, terrorists are just like any other loving, caring family.