How to: The Porn Tub

Punch72 liters of pure beauty

The Mission• Develop a cocktail which looks

like cum• Make it taste a little cumlike• Yet enjoyable• And easy to prepare• In huge amounts (72 liters)• Keep the neighbours out of

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The TheoryCum is ...• Greyish• Salty• Brine• Creamy & Sticky• Liquid and solid• Usually not in cocktails

The SolutionsCum is ...• Greyish Use yoghurt/buttermilk• Salty Use salt (wow)• Brine Use baking soda• Creamy & Sticky Use Starch• Liquid and solid More starch!• Usually not in cocktails well...

Basic Tests

starch

+ b. soda

+ water

heat until boiling

Basic Tests

stirred good texture

Lessons learned so far• First warm water• Then starch • Then baking soda• Stir a lot!• More starch can be added later• But only by dissolving it

seperatly in warm water and then adding it while stirring

Getting serious

0.5 l water8-10 teaspoons potato starch1 ts baking soda1 ts salt2- 4ts yoghurt / 50ml buttermilkA little bit of vegetable oil

0.5 l water8-10 teaspoons potato starch1 ts baking soda1 ts salt2- 4ts yoghurt / 50ml buttermilkA little bit of vegetable oil

Mor e baking soda will make it bubble a lot and t ast e not e ver y well anymor e...

Getting serious

Looks good in the pan

Does horrible things in the drink

Heat in int er vals, so you can check t he t hickness

Getting serious

Add a little oil & use huge syringe

Cooold drink Eject Marvel

-Use lot s of pr essur e-- Let it r est a second-- Let t he guest wat ch

What did we achieve?• Cum-like substance

• Substance gets thicker when cooled

• In a drink it‘s stable at first and then dissolves slowly for the nice cum-look

• And most of all: it‘s cheap and easy to make, even in huge amounts

• Important: Stir a lot!

Application

Cum ShotPrepare shot or longdrinkInject warm sperm into it

Serve

- Tr y dif f . alcohols- Add lit t le cum-

icecubes, t hey f eel like dr y j elly

Application

Cocktail2 pt warm & thick(!) sperm

1pt Banana-Juice1pt Pear-Juice

A little Buttermilk or Kefir1pt Vodka or Rum

- Take some st ar ch-solut ion- Heat ext r along- Add pieces of t he layer t o dr ink

Application

Without alcohol: 50 ml Yoghurt50 ml Sperm

Fill with applejuice1ts honey

Add some lemonjuice

- Take some st ar ch-solut ion- Heat ext r along- Add pieces of t he layer t o dr ink

Application

Sperm-CubeJust freeze some spermWill turn into something

thick, spongy and dryTastes strangeFeels strange

Only f or t he advent ur ous!!!

Basic Sperm: Step by Step• Mix a lot of starch into warm water• Add baking soda• Add salt• Heat slowly until it boils• Stir• Stir some more• Boil in intervals until it‘s as thick as you want it to be• Let it cool a little• Stir, stir, stir excessivly

Solid Sperm: Step by Step• Mix even more starch into warm water• Add baking soda• Add salt• 10 Heat slowly until it boils, stop heat• Don‘t stir, let it settle• Check if there‘s a thicker layer• Mix thick layer with liquid parts• Goto 10 until bored or satisfied• Cut with knife, use a lot of force

Tipps & Tricks• Prepare both basic and solid sperm and mix it in the drink

• You can‘t make solid sperm liquid again

• But you can make liquid sperm thick by adding strong starch-solution and heat

• Natron produces bubbles under heat – can look good! Stir to get the yellowish color of the first cumshot since a long time