y.T- - v .tI SUGAR 96 Test Cea-- i

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FOR TODAY Northerly I $ 73 40. 88 Awfysi T I

winds, fair weather.

Entered Ju 19, 19G. t Honolulu, Hwli. m Second !fVOL. II., NO. 65. HONOLULU, HAWAII TERRITORY, SUNDAY, MARCH 27, 1904. CIms Mttter, Under Act of ConsreM of March S, 1378. ?!

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f!THE SUGARMIRACLES

FLEET LEAVES PORT ARTHURTHE Russianit

D MAY FIND A JAPANESE SQUADRON OFF CHEFOOill!

Japanese Cease Advancing Toward the Yalu.

Vladivostok Has Plenty of Food Skir-

mishing Between Scouts Cambridge Wins

Boat Race Heavy Flood Losses at Detroit.

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PORT ARTHUR, March 27. The Russian fleet is out recon-uoiterin- g.

A Japanese squadron is reported to be off Chefoo.

' LIAO RIVER MINED.

WASHINGTON, March 27. The Russians have mined the

mouth of the Liao river for the protection of Newchwang.

;4f' JAPANESE CEASE ADVANCING.

4 LIAOYANG, March 27 General Mishtchenko reports that the

Japanese have suspended their advance from Ping Yang towards

Anju and the border. Scouts are having minor skirmishes.

PLENTY OF FOOD NOW.

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OF CHINESE TROOPS.

ST. PETERSBURG, March 27. Minister Paul Lessar is in-

structed to complain of the lack of discipline among the Chineset

"troops. '

THE AFTERNOON REPORT.

LIAOYANG, China, March 26. Forty Japanese warships and

transports have arrived at Chinnampho, on the west coast of Korea,

north of Chemulpo.ST PETERSBURG, Russia, March 26. The Manchunan army

has been mobilized and is prepared for active field operations. Gen-

eral Kuropatkin is due to arrive at Mukden tonight, when he will

assume the command of all Russia's military forces in the Orient.

BOAT RACE AND FIELDi cnnnTC 4flW

f If imPUTNEY, March 27. In the Oxford-Cambridg- e" boat race,

Cambridge won by four and one-ha- lf lengths. The time was 22

minutes, 34 seconds: Cambridge also won the field sports, eight totwo.

SITUATIONIN HAWAII

Mr. Tcnney's Opinion

About Permanenceof Prices.

"The sugar situation at this time Is

something pretty hard to size up." saidE. D. Tenney, president of the Hawai-

ian Sugar Planters' Association yes-

terday. "The present rise may be ex-

plained by an advance in the Europeanmarket. The price of sugar in New-Yor-

is below the parity in Europe.For instance the price of beet sugar

in Europe today is eight shillings, sixpence, whichj is equivalent to 3.82 for9C per cent centrifugals. 'The sugarquotation in New York today is S.67.

fifteen cents difference, or three dol-

lars per ton below the parity. Underthe reciprocity treaty the Cuban plant-

ers get the benefit of a rebate of $6.74

per ton and the Cuban planter cansacrifice all of that before being on aparity with the European market, andso he sells his sugar in the UnitedStates as his necessity for money requires.

"And the buyers, as long as the sup-

ply is in excess of their requirementscontinue to force the prices down, in-

creasing the disparity. The Cubansare forced to sell their product as theyneed money, and in consequence theprice in New York is held down below

the parity of Europe, amounting at one

time to $6.67 per ton. So the refineryhas been getting the benefit of reci-procity.

"Now the Cuban planters have re-

lieved their immediate needs and arenot offering sugar freely, as a resultof which the refiners have been com- - ,

pelled to go into the market and seeksugars, as the sugar is not coming tothem. This I .believe is what is forc-

ing the New York price up, althoughthe .disparity 'between "New York and '

Europe today still amounts to threedollars per ton. On February 5th the'disparity was $6.67, so that in fiftydaj--s it has decreased by $3.67 per ton.

"Now also the reports from Europeshow that the beet sowings this springindicate a slight decrease in Austriaand Germany, and a considerable de-

crease in France and Belgium. Thusthere will be a decrease in the beetsugar production of Europe and amarked increase in consumption. Thishas stimulated the beet sugar marketwith the result that beets have ad-

vanced since February 5th, seven anda half pence per hundred weight. Con-

sequently in my opinion, the outlook isfavorable for better sugar prices laterin the year, depending on ths advancein the price of beets. I think the dis-

parity between the London and NewYork markets will disappear entirely;the price reached will depend altogeth-er upon how much beet sugar advances.v . i . : .vtlHnA'B ivian i ti A iYiraa

MlllvalATlt tn or

centrifugals landed in New York atfour cents. If there is a considerabledecrease in the European production,with an Increased consumption It will

result in . prices being maintained forat least two years."

P. C. JONES' VIEWS.

"I haven't seen any statistics forweeks," said P. C. Jones, "but I be-

lieve the fact that sugar is going upat this season of the year is indicative

ermanency ,n Drices. I don't 'know- -

about the European outlook. butthe advance at this time has manyencouraging features and it looks as Ifthe price will go still higher."

BERGER PREPARESFOR BAND'S FINISH

Captain Berger, leader of the Ha-

waiian Government band for aboutthirty-fiv- e years, through the days ofthe Monarchy. Provisional Government.Republic and Territory, announced tothe bandsmen at rehearsal yesterdaymorning, that at the end of the presentmonth the organization would probablybe sneive(j an(j the bandstands wouldbecome the nesting haunts of the spar- -

,ruv.pare for the blow which may fall upon

the organization, ana saia tney wouiu; probaVjly receive their last pay onApril 1.

j "I had a talk with the Governor yes-

terday," he said, "and at the end of themonth we will probably get the axehere." point irig to his neck. The U-a-

er said he had a plan either to go toPt. Louis or to the coast for a seriesof concerts, but th?re was nothing

I definite.

DONE HERELONG AGO

Mormon Reminiscences

of Joseph Smith'sTwo Visits.

President Joseph Fl Smith of theMormon church, whose outspoken ad-

missions in the Smoot inquiry at Wash-ington have made a sensation throughout the country, was certainly caughtyoung enough for the making of azealot. He was a full-fledg- ed mission-ary of the Mormon faith in the Hawaiian Islands when he was oniy nnecnyears of age.

This was the second mi-ssio- of theChurch of Jesus Christ of Latter Day

Saints to this archipelago. Mr. Smithis a nephew of Joseph Smith, founderof the church upon the basis of thealleged discovery of the Book of Mor-

mon. There were five members of anecclesiastical commission sent to theHawaiian Islands by Brigham Young,and Joseph F. Smith was one of threewho remained for some time to con-

duct a propaganda of the faith. Tradi-tions of that mission, commonly knffwiiand implicitly believed as householdwords amone the Mormons here today,are as replete with accounts of miraclesand mighty works as even the gosi.isof the Son of God.

Whether the written records of Mcr-monis- m

in Hawaii, which are sedulous-ly preserved at Laie, bear out the tradi-tions or not cannot at this writing besaid. Samuel E. Woolley, manager o

Laie plantation and head of the Mor-mon colony there, is the chief presidingelder of the communion in this Terri-tory. Being in town Friday evening toconduct services at the Mormon church.Luzo street. Punchbowl, Mr. Woolleywas seen at the Mission house on thpremises by the writer and asked if hecould relate some incidents of Presi-dent Smith's first mission to the Is-

lands. He declined to venture into de-

tails responsive to the request withouthaving the records at hand, yet nevertheless gave some general informationon the subject. His narrative was sub-stantially as follows:

"Yes, it is true that Joseph F. Smithcame here in 1S54. He was then fifteenyears of age. Mr. Smith stayed four

and visited Hawaii twice in lateryears.

"The members of the mission woreEzra T. Brown, Lorenzo Snow, AlmySmith, Joseph F. Smith and Wm. Cluff.The Smiths were brothers and remain-ed here with Mr. Cluff.

"Joseph F. Smith and Mr. Cluff werechosen as a committee to secure a placefor the people that had been deprivedof their lands by Walter Murray Gib--

m. That is when Laie on this isiana,..if0f1

such committee by Brigham Young."When Elder Smith came first he la-

bored on Maui and procured a knowl-edge of the Hawaiian language in avery short time. He went through theexercises and delivered his first dis-

course in the native tongue on the hun-

dredth day after his arrival. Duringmuch of the time he was ill of a fever,so thct it was less than three monthsof actual time which he took to pro-

cure a knowledge of the language en-

abling him to speak it."Elder Smith returned here in 1SS6,

when he stayed two and a half years.He visited the Islands again about 1S9S

or 1S99 i

of or -"There are fifty-thre- e placesship on all the inhabited islands to-

gether, Niihau and Kahcolawe beingthe only ones having none," ElderWoolley said in answer to a question."At our last census, taken DecemberSI, we had 7,000 souls."'

"Plural marriages have never beencarried on in these islands, Mr. Wrool- -

"Never, never," was emphatically an-

swered.To anyone who looks at events In

broad perspective, it may be regardedas almost a miracle mat a new

intrrtiinrpd after the Protestant"" . . , , , .i.and Catholic missions naa gameu ,,.u. ;

i .1 : Vio If nontiirv nve"!Zlnn nearlynP-nin- th part of the nominally Chris- -

tian portion of the population of tiaWii Punchbowl,.ai on

X lit? jX J 1 liiu x v"t- -

auditorium and a base-

ment.has a large

It bears an ornate medallionupon its facade, beneath a taperingspire, inscribed in English and Hawai-

ian with the title, "House of Worship

of the Church of Jesus Christ of Lat-

ter Day Saints," and the motto. "Holi-

ness to the Lord," together with the"All-seein- g Eye" emblem and thewords, "Erected 18S8."

r-u- .. krohom 'FVrnandez. a bornJulUCl "V - 1 '

Hawaiian member of the Latter Dayrecounted of tram- - ,Saints, 9on? ",e.

tions of the mission that first DrougntPresident Smith to the Hawaiian Is- -

lands"Elder Smith came here In'l834," Mr.

Fernandez said."Thaf was not the first mission to

th Wands, however, as Elder Georgethe church ;

Q- - Cannon came and startedi 1s-;-

o Vou will remen-oe- tnat liwi ;

mith visited the I?lanla four or nvevssrs nero. to hold the liasv .ian JUDi- -

of the Saints."In his first mission Mr. Smith labor-,- -t

on Maui and Kauai. There werei "ye in the party and t;.y went to; T,?,ai to cut Mr. Gibson out of the

cr:r?''rr,union.'They landed at Lahaina. and or.e

o' the boats capsized, ar.d one of the1 Trenzo ?ro-- -- 'as drowned.

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LONDON, March 27. It hasGeorge Crossman was due to fear ofman had eight wives.

HEAVY LOSS BY FLOODS.

DETROIT, March 27. The loss by floods will amount to sev-

eral millions. Three persons were drowned. .

APPLICATION MADE FORLEASE OF NECKAR ISLAND

the ludv she is foisting upon you isonly accepting your hospitality in lieuof attending a cooking school. a orit has got to be quite the customamong the Japanese to give intirfriends just over from Japan, a thorough course in cooking and housekeeping and the English languageby turning them over to some American mistress who has already displayed ner

An "abundance of food supplies

.RV- S" AMRRlrsi-i- r

COMMITS SUICIDE.

developed that the suicide of

arrest for wife murder, cross

stations. Fishing is good off theirshores.

Neckar Island is a rock about a mile

and a half wide and two miles long,

and was first discovered in the fifties.

It is northwest of Oahu. The Britishgovernment some years ago attemptedto take possession of the island foruse as a cable station, but its purpose

was defeated through the efforts of thelocal officials who sent a steamer to getahead of the British warship.

indicated bv the displayed signs. Themohnii followed is to charge& wagej tQ tn?Jap tnat ODtains employment tnrougnthe agency. And the fee system worksbcth ways, for there is a chargeacainst the person hunting for helpas well as against the man or womanseekine employment. Thus u a servant is put into a place which paysfive dollars a week, the first week'swages goes to the employment agency,while a charge of from one to two aoilars is made to the "employer.

Thp createst mystery is as to wherethe demand originates which the multitude of employment agencies supplyThe, .Tananese servant when she decides to leave suddenly always has theverv admirable trait, uncommon in theimprlran servant, of supplying a substitute. If a servant takes it into herhonrf to emit work with l:ttl warning

alwavs has a convenient cousin or

tA nhn will fiH'her place-a- nd whoshe says can do the work milch betterthan it has been done. Of course it

makes no material difference to her, if

Application has been made to LandCommissioner Pratt for the lease of

Ieckar and Gardiner Islands of the Ha-

waiian group. A German resident

yvfs the land, presumably for fishing

Trposes, and he has made an offer to

the Territory of twenty-fiv- e dollars peryear for each of the two islands.

The government will probably offer

the two islands at auction. The in-

tention of the present applicant is touse the two. small islands as fishing

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abilities as a teacher in these modernaccomplishments. But in this trans-action there appears to be no loopholeby which the employment agency canearn a fee,' as he does not appear in thedeal at ail. Perhaps the friend ofycur last servant paid the fee for thePlace, with an ' additional amount. astuition for the liberal education to be

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AND FORTY-TW- O CHILDREN.

JAPANESE AGENCIES ARE

NUMEROUS BUT DOING WELL

, t Y, nnTTihr nf

Japanese employment omce m ono--(

lulu? There is no recoru uj. me j

Jjtrr, uui l c:

more for every unemployed Japanese

In the Territory, and the proprietorsare all reported to be making money

at it. The sign. "Fort Employment"office is the most familiar of any inth city. In one block, the other day. j

twelve different offices were countedand every street is dotted with thesigns" with almost as great frequency.Some of the employment offices are

coffee and soda waterfmbination and at any time of the

there are from a half' dozfn to a score of idle Japanese hang-

ing about these places, looking forwork, apparently. There is always aplenitude of Japanese labor in Hono-lulu, male and female4 and it is diff-

icult to say where the employmentagencies get their returns. The po-

lice say that they do a legitimate busi-ness, nothing more nor less than is

PT?r.STnENT. WHO CON. ,.ttt TTir nDi,TnMFESSES TO FIVE WIVES

SUNDAY ADVERTISER, MARCH 27, 1904.

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TILLATE TELEPHONE fve forgotten myFRANCHISE

Users of distillate appreciate the importance of having a quality

Up-To-Gra- de Movement for a NewAnd a Stock In Honolulu System !s Still

Sufficient For All Demands Alive.

The effort, originally planned, to getthe Legislature In special session topass a new telephone franchise has

We are sole agents for Standard Grades of Dis-

tillate and are prepared to meet all competition andprotect our customers. been dropped. The matter was broach

ed to Governor Carter by CoL J. H.Soper who is one of the promoters ofthe enterprise, and abandoned when theExecutive announced his opposition toany legislation, other than that requirPacific Hardware Co., Ltd. ed to solve the financial problems of theTerritory. Col. Soper then stated that

Fort and Morohant Otrooto ne wouia not attempt to secure afranchise at the special session, as redid not wish to in any way! interferewith the program.

(MEW-YOR- K., j , SIP1 , I Slfi ASome time ago J. H. Boyd, as Super-intendent of Public Works; granted apermit to the Standard Telephone Co,"Wter cg HAMS

--Jiwre So Oi-ooc-a.

for the use of the streets for telephone

-- Eakin Cigarpurposes, but this has since expired.The Mutual Telephone Co. Is workingunder a similar permit, which does notexpire for some years. It has no fran COMPANY, MIHJUchise. f! PETDISTRIBUTORSWHEN FROGS WERE

Because we get the best Eastern hams and smoke themin our own smoke houses. That gives them the rarest rich-

ness of flavor and is why you get no dried out hams here.We handle our bacons in just the same way and as every

other day is smoking day they are always sweet and delicious.J

IMPORTED HERE!

A person is hardly up-to-da- te in Ho A DAY'S DOING'S INnolulu nowadays If he dofes . not eat I Heinz Pure MaltMetropolitan Meat Company, Ltd, frog's legs. And they are not a veryexpensive luxury either, for the islands HONOLULU COURTS

3 produce an enormous quantity. TheTelephone Main 45. origin of the frog here is shrouded in Castle & Cooke, Ltd., relinquished itsmystery, or rather in lack of reliableinformation; but the nlan who eatsMnmai in 1"" "J

answer to the complaint of Clark &Henery, contractors for Pearl Harborprobably has the late Dr. Hillebrand

and the late John Hassinger to thank dredging, and confessed judgment forfor the plentiful supply. An old newstwo-thir- ds of the claim against the

"That which we call a roseBy any other name would smell as sweet."

Its the quality and not the name that give sweetness to ourpaper file contains the following: guarantors."In the fall of 1857 Dr. Hillebrand The Supreme Court, by Chief Justiceimported from California a number of Prear, unanimously reversed Judge

4. A- -frogs, in the interests of garden-ers and horticulturists, for the frog is Gear for dismissing Ane Hilo's injunc-

tion suit to prevent Liliuokalani fromCalifornia RoseCreamery foreclosing mortgages against her. It

is held that equity follows the statute

Vinegar is of the first importance with Heinzand the H. J. Heinz Company are the only mak-

ers of malt vinegar in the United States.It is the best possible cooking and table vine-

gar; rich clear, dark-brow- n and most aromatic.If it -- were generally known there would be

no other vinegar. used, except for, pickling andeconomy. '

ALSO CIDER VINEGAR AND WATER- -

a well known destroyer of insects. Thenative California variety is somewhatlarger and darker in color than thatof New England. They were turnedloose in a large taro patch near the

of limitations in realty matters, and inthis case the plaintiff had been in undisputed possession more than thestatutory period.

valley road, and for a time were ap-parently doing well. Their bell-lik- e

voices at night was sweet music tothe ears of many an exile from New

Kimura, convicted of murdering a

By any other name it would be just as delicious and pure butby its name you know it. When once you use California Rose But-

ter you will always ask for it.To insure its arrival in perfect condition we deliver it in our

specially .constructed ice boxes. x

PRICE 35 CENTS THE POUND.

Henry May & Co., Ltd.woman at Waialua, must face the WHITE PICKLING VINEGAR.penalty of the law. The Supreme Court, iby Justice Galbraith, unanimously sustained the verdict of guilty in his case. 23

England, and walks up the valley roadwere often taken for the sake of hear-ing the doctor's frogs. But in a fe,wweeks the melodious croakings becamefew and far between, and two months

a;Pacific Hardware Co. vs. Cotton Bros.& Co., assumpsit for $4629.44. was set-tled. Hawaiian Dredging Co. vs. Cot-ton Bros. & Co. was discontinued. W.TELEPHONES Wholesale Main 92.Retail Main 22 H. Hackfeld & Co., Ld.

AGENTS.

after the importation the frogs . wereneither to be heard or seen.' Whetherthey were destroyed by rats, as some J. England Plumbing Co. vs. Lewers &

Cooke et al. was discontinued.David Lawrence & Co., Ltd., was ad

one suggested was the case, or becamevictims to a sudden change of climate,remains an unsolved question. Per judicated bankrupt by Judge Dole.

Judge Robinson denied the motion tohaps, as is said of Ireland, snakes andtoads cannot exist in Hawaii nei." . We are Overstocked withdismiss the Injunction of Wm. McCand-les- s

against Lee Chu.Captain Christiansen, of the schooner Superintendent Holloway appealsHelene, tells a story of a little conversation he had with the late John illow Ware Goodsfrom the decree of Judge De Bolt, on

petition of Herbert Kendall, enjoining

Such as Rattan Trunks, Parlor Chairs, Steanier Chairs, Baskets,Etc. These goods will be sold below cost at the

ORIEMTAIi : BAZAARKING STREET.

Commendador Port WineThis wine is guaranteed by 7he shippers, Messrs. D.

M. Feuerheerd, Jr., & Co., of Oporto, to have been 25' years in "wood.

It is light, delicate and of exquisite bouquet andflavor.

Its quality is always maintained.

It is dry and forms no crust, and therefore is alwaysready for use.

It is especially valuable as a restorative and stimu-

lant in cases of sickness.

ErnpoPDdor ShorryEXTRA, DRY.

A magnificent old Sherry, fruity and dry, with sup-

erb aroma.

W. C. PEACOCK & CO., LTD.Sole Agents.

HaBsinger in 1880. At that time Has-singer told him that his life in Hawaiiwould be one continual round of hap-piness if he could hear a frog croakingoccasionally. Accordingly. Christiansenset to work to produce this happiness.On his next voyage to the islands hebrought four dozen live frogs, "alldone up nice in a bucket and fed untilthey were fat as porpoises with fliesfrom tHfe cook's galley." These frogswere taken out to Hassinger's home onPensacola street. A tank was erectedfor them and tfcis was carefully screen-ed off with mosquito netting. But thefrogs refused to either propagate orsing in such captivity and their owner,at the end of about three years, turnedthem loose. Since that time the frogshave, multiplied and they croak, too,perhaps In not as lively a manner as areal big one from a Vermont swampcould,- - but lively enough to make thefrog eater's mouth water.

him from giving the Lahainaluna con-

tract to Lucas Bros.In E. H. Austin vs. W. T. Paty et

al., Judge Robinson extended the timeof execution thirty days.

' Kalihi Camp to Go. ,

The Kalihi Detention 'Camp is to bedisposed of by the Territorial Govern-ment. Superintendent Holloway of thePublic Works Department has orderedIt to be sold at public auction on April2. The entire place with all its build-ings and improvements, including thelease which expires on January 2, 1905,

will go. The present rental is $900 ayear. The land comprises about twenty--

one acres, on which there are fortybuildings, 6,000- - feet of piping, electricwiring, shower baths, fluming, etc. Anupset price of $6,000 has been placed onthe property.

MURDERER WAS

NOT A HAWAIIAN

Speaking of, Brown, the executedmurderer at Kansas City, the Inde-pendent says: Jim Brown was part Ger-man and Russian, the former on hisfather's side and the latter that of hismother; and thirdly, he was not bornhere, but on one of the many smallislands dotting the expansive PacificOcean.

A sailing vessel from here happenedto call at the island and found themother and child, the husband andfather having died, as the only livingresidents and were .subsisting upon.-

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era 1?H1" (Do. racme U ransvercocoanuts and fish. They were brtoughV--" v.WILL CALL FOR YOUR BAGGAGE.

We pack, haul and ship your goods and save you money.

HONOLULU'S DOOLEY

WRITES TELEGRAMS

The Star has these bulletins from thefront written by its private Dooley, Mr.Henshall:

"Orloff , March wan, Your corray-spondi- nt

has just rayturned fr'm an ar-

ranged interview be tillphone . withGInral Krappotkin. His first rayply toth interviewer's quistion twisted thwire an' th' interview closed.

"Port Arthur, March tin, AdmralMakeoft has taken soopreme commandand ha5 ordered that somewan stayawake all night on Ivry boat. Th' bat-tleship Ratsivan has been floated an'will be used fr testing th' efficiency ivth' mines. Ixperts differ as to howquick she'll sink.

"Tokyo, March sivin, Tin fatal casesiv lockjaw have developed in th Roo-sha- n

language department Iv th' guv-mi- nt

military school. None iv thimar-r- e ixpicted to raycover. In wancase th' patient's lower jaw got twistedround th back iv his neck, an' he diedin tirrible agony afther whispering afew words in his own ear.

"Vladvostock, March two, Th Japsar-r- e barb'rous. 'Tis rayported they'vetainted th' waters iv Port Arthur withbitters an' sharks ar-r- e so hungry theyar-r- e attacking torpedo boats. Wan ivthim swallowed a propeller an a tor-pedo. He is ixpicted to give thim upbefure long.

"St. Petersburg, March sivinteen, Th'Japs ar-r- e using poisoned swords. Or-ders have been issued to keep awayfr'm thim."

iStorage in Brick Warehouse, 126 King Street. Phone Main 58

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Notice: Hunters, Campers,

here and lived among natives, tKimother dying here among strangers.

Jim Brown, at about thirteen years ofage, was committed to the Reforma-tory School. He was one of the boywho was sent on the H. M. S. Kaimiloa.to Samoa in 1SS7, and on returning be-came a member of the Royal Hawaiiaaband, he being, a horn-blow- er at

School and on the Kaimi-loa.

At the overthrow he was stiil abandsman and threw in his lot with hisHawaiian compatriots. He went to the-Unite-

States and while in Kansas Citymarried a white widow, who was en-amored of him, and who had childrenby her former husband.. .

Hawaiian American Farmer.Suqqly us with the fresh ranch egg3

and Jersey cream we sell. Clark FarriCo. Ltd. Phone ITS Main.

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Hunting Outfits and Fishing Tackle.

Hammocks, Camp Chairs and Stools, Guns and Ammunition.

PEARSON & POTTER CO., JLTD.931 FORT STREET.

THE THREE NAWNS.

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CHURCH SERVICES TODAY.

7J' UNION, Kincaid, morning and evening; Christian Endeavor, 6:3a,CHRISTIAN CHURCH, Westervelt, 11 a. in.; Hop wood, 7:30.GERMAN LUTHERAN CHURCH, Felmy, morning.KAWAIAHAO CHURCH, Parker, morning and eveningMETHODIST CHURCH. Pearson morning and evening.REORGANIZED CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, Waller, morning and

evening.ROMAN CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL, Services at 6, 7, 9, 10:10, 2 and 7.ST. ANDREW'S CATHEDRAL, Webber, morning and evening.ST. CLEMENT'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH, Usbnrne, morning and evening.ST. AUGUSTINE'S CHAPEL (R. C), Waikiki, Valentin, services at 8:30 and 3.ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST (R. C), Kalihi-waen- a, Clement, 8:30 a. m., higb

mass, distribution of palms, sermon and collection; 4 p. in., rosarv.OUR LADY OF THE MOUNT (R. C), Kaiulani, Clement, 10:30 a. m., high

mass with distribution of palms, sermon and collection; stations of the cross.CHRISTIAN SCIENCE, Elite building, 11 a. m. "Unreality."

FRED PHILP & BRO.Starting next Saturday, Honolulu will

enjoy a season of absolutely first classvaudeville such as few cities are ableto attract. It is not of course by anyspecial virtue 'of Honolulu as a showtown that we secure such an attractionas the World's Entertainers, but withour theatrical drawbacks we are, byreason of bring at the cross roads ofthe Pacific, able to secure the big- com-panies en passant to the Colonies.

Headed by the famous "Jawns" theartists will present a varied repertoireof songs and ballads, sketches, mono-logues and dialogues, clever jugglingand handling of various musical in-

struments with dancing and lyricalnovelties of the latest order of things.Music is prominent in the programwhich is accentuated with special scen-ery, electric effects and the latest Kdi-so- n

picture machine.

Practical, reliable and up-to-da- te

Harnessmakers and saddlers.

Waverley Blk Bethel St.

SUNDAY ADVERTISER, MARCH 27, 1904.

appreciating the situation, and covetousof good boots, actually dismounted the f itfJi - - - j& j jjfcorderly and were about to swap bootsLEE AT APPOMATTOX with him, and even proposed a liketrade to Custer, when he called out toGibbes: "Gibbes. I appeal to you for

&Personal Recollections of the Breaking-U- p of theConfederacy.

protection." Gibbes at once recognizedhim, having known him as a cadet atWest Point, and, on his request, tookhim to Gordon. As other parts of theline were still firing, Gordon sent MajorW. W. Parker of the artillery to ordera cessation of fire. A battery calleaJohnson's, from Richmond, Virginia,commanded by Captain John W.Wright, was the last to receive the or

By E ft Alexander, Brigadier-Genera- l, C. S. A.

(Continued from last Sunday.)rder, and fired the last gun. Gordon re-ferred Custer to Longstreet, and Gibbesconducted him. Custer, with much as-surance in his manner, told Longstreetthat he had come from Sheridan to de-mand the Immediate and unconditionalsurrender of the army. Longstreet,who was generally imperturbable, madeno reply until Custer had sharply re-peated his demand, when he said coollythat Lee was in ' communication withGrant on the subject, and that pendingtheir conference neither he . (Long-stree- t)

had the right to surrender, norCuster or Sheridan to make such a de-mand. Custer answered: "Sheridanand I are independent here today, andhave our troops in position to crush youout at once, and unless you make an

No man should be weak; no man should suffer the loss of thatvital element which renders life worth living. No man should allowhimself to become less a man than nature Intended him; no manVshould suffer from the sins of his youth, when there is here at band acertain cure for his weakness, a check to his waste power.

Most of the pains, most of the weakness of stomach, heart, brain fimmediate and unconditional surrender we will pitch in."

At this Longstroet blazed out angrily and nerve, from which men suffer, are due to an early loss of nature'sto the effect that they might "pitch in" reserve power through mistakes of youth. You need not suffer foras soon as they pleased, but that he this. You can be restored. The very element which you have lost f(Custer) had best get back into his you can get back, and you may be as happy as any man that lives.

My Electric Belt, with Special Electric Susnensorv ffree). will

don, who was being forced in, mightfall back upon him. I accordingly se-lected a line about a thousand yard3 onour side of the village of Appomattox,and put about five thousand infantryof Field's, Mahone's, and "Wilcox's divi-sions in position upon it, and crammedit full of artillery, making the last lineof battle ever formed by the Army ofNorthern Virginia.

Meanwhile Lee had ridden to the iarto meet Grant, leaving Longstreet incommand. "When Lee had been goneover half an hour, Fitzhugh Lee, com-manding the cavalry, sent word toLongstreet that he had found an open-ing through which the army could es-cape. Longstreet called Colonel JohnC. Haskell, commanding one of ourbattalions of artillery, who was ridinga mare celebrated for her beauty andswiftness, and said to him: "Lee hasgone to the rear to surrender the army;ride after him, and kill your mare, butovertake him and tell him what Fitz-hugh Lee has reported." Haskell im-mediately dashed down the road at ut-most speed, and after going about threemiles passed the rear-guar- d, and turn-ing a bend in the road, found Lee, withhis staff, dismounted by the sid" of theroad, awaiting an answer to a com-munication he had sent in to the Fed-eral lines for Grant. Going at fullspeed, Haskell passed the group a shortdistance before he could stop his horse.Lee came forward to meet him as heturned back, saying: "What is it? Whatis the matter?" and then, with-out waiting for an answer, said: "Youhave killed your beautiful mare! Whatdid you do it for?" Haskell gave hismessage, and Lee questioned him aboutthe situation, and finally told him totell Longstreet to exercise his ownjudgment as to what he should do.Meanwhile, however, Fitzhugh Lee hadfound that the supposed opportunityto get, through the enemy's line did notexist, and one of Longstreet's staff wassent to follow Haskell and report.Haskell's mare did not die, but wassold after the surrender to a Federalofficer for a high price.

While this was going on the situation

restore your power. It will cher.; all unnatural drains and give back St mmown lines immediately, or his unauthor-ized presence and his arrogant errandwould not be overlooked. Custer madeno reply except to ask a safe-condu- ct

the old vigor of youth.Mr. Geo. Haffer of 120 Valparaiso street, San Francisco, Cal., says:

' I was never in my life so wroughtup upon any subject as upon this."Words came to me, and both my argu-

ment and my appeal seemed to be un-

answerable. For no one could deny theImportance of "terms" to prevent vin-

dictive trials and punishments, andthere seemed no other chance to securethem. General Lee listened to me

, quietly until I had finished, and then' said:

"Suppose I were to adopt your sug-gest ion, how many do you supposewould get away?"

I replied: "I think two thirds of uscould get away. "We should be likerabbits and partridges in the bushes,and they could not scatter like that tocatch us."

"Well." he said, "I have less -- thansixteen thousand Infantry with arms intheir hands. Even If two thirds ofthese got away it would be too smalla force to accomplish any useful result,either with Johnston or with the gov-ernors of the States. But few wouldgo to Johnston, for their homes havebeen overrun by the enemy, and themen will want to go first and look aftertheir families. As to any help fromEurope, I have never believed in it. Iappreciate that the surrender of thisarmy i3. Indeed, the end of the Con-federacy. But that result is now inevi-table, and must be faced. And, asrtrffstian men, we have no right tothoose a course from pride or personal

'V.eelings. We have simply to see whatwe can do best for our country and

, people. Now, if adopt yoursuggestion and order this army to dis-perse, the men, going homeward, wouldbe under no control and moreover wouldbe without food. They are already de-

moralized by four years of war, andwould supply their wants by violenceand plunder. They would soon becomelittle better than bands of robbers. Astate of society would result, through-out the South, from which it would re-

quire . years to recover. The enemy'spavalry, too, would pursue to catchat least the general officers, andwould harass and devastate sec-tions that otherwise" they will nevervisit. Moreover," he said, "as to my

back. Longstreet shortly directed his "After suffering from Lumbago and Sciatica for six months and try-- e&ing all forms of treatment I used your Belt as a last resort, and amhappy to say that I got relief, after two weeks' application. I take jTpleasure in recommending your treatment to all sufferers."

This drain upon your powers causes Kidney Trouble, Rheuma--tism and Stomach Ailments; yci know it's a loss of vital power andaffects every organ of the body. Most of the ailments from which mensuffer can be traced to it.

I have cured thousands of men who have sauandered the savingsof years In useless doctoring. :

My Belt is easy to u,se; put -- t on when you go to bed; you feelthe glowing heat from it (no sting or burn, as In old style belts) and

assistant adjutant-genera- l, Colonel Os-m- an

Latrobe, to send some one withCuster, and Gibbes and an orderly es-

corted him back.Meanwhile Sheridan and Gordon had

met near Appomattox Court House, anda suspension of hostilities had 'beenagreed upon until the meeting betweenLee and Grant.

After some delay Lee had receiveda message from Grant that he had leftthe rear of our army and was passingalong his own lines around to our front.Lee accordingly returned, and passingthrough our line of battle, dismountedclose in front. In an apple-orchar- d, neara house said to be the home of Sweeny,celebrated as a minstrel and banjo-play- er

before the war. Here he wasleft standing alone for a few minutes,having sent hi staff off on variouserrands, and as he expressed a desireto sit down, I had some rails broughtfrom a fence near by, and a seat piledfor him under one of the apple-tree- s, a

you feel the nerves tingle with the new life flowing into them.You get up in the morning feeling like a two-year-o- ld.

Mr. Chas. DeCew of 2026 "F" ,street, Bakersfleld. CaL, writes:"Your Belt has cured me of a severely aggravated case of Lumbago,and wnnderfullv fmnrnvert m v central health."

An old man of 70 say3 he feels as strong and young as he did at33. That shows how it renews the vigor of youth. ?

It banishes pain in a night, never to return.Mr. R. L. Hobbs of Santa, Ida,, says: "Sixty days' use of your

Belt has made a new man of me, and I take pleasure in recommendingyour treatment." s

"What nils von? "Writ nnd tfll ttip nn.T no matter where vou are.I think I can give you the address of some one in your town that Ihave cured. I've cured thousands, and every man cf them is a walk- - 5

ing advertisement for my Belt.at the front was growing more critical.Gordon found his short line threatenedby an overwhelming force of infantry,while large bodies of cavalry were en-

veloping his flanks. He called uponOorlKIim 906 Market Street,

J Above Ellis, San Francisco.tDr. Wl. O. Wi2

shrfrt distance from the road. He satthere for perhaps two hours, close infront of Longstreet's line of battle, un-til Babcock of Grant's staff came fromAppomattox to escort him there to meetGrant. -

self, I am too old to go to bushwhack-ing, and even if it were right to orderthe army to disperse, the only coursefor me to pursue would be to surrendermyself to General ' Grant. "But," headded. "I can tell you for your comfortthat Grant will not demand an "uncon-ditional surrender.' He will give ushonorable and liberal terms, simply re-

quiring us not to take up arms againuntil exchanged." He then went onto tell me that he was indence with Grant, and expected to meet

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ISTORES 70 x 30 feet. Absolutely dry cellar 80 x 30 feet.Freight elevator Free water rates. $175.00 per month.

I made my bivouac in that orchardthat night. Relic-hunte- rs had. alreadybegun to cut limbs from the apple-tre- e

under which Lee sat, and within twenty-f-

our hours it was literally dug upby the roots, and not a chip of it wasleft. I have always regretted since thatI did not appreciate how I should cometo value some memorial of the event,and myself secure a piece of the treeas a memento; for I have since tried invain to get a piece even as big as atooth-pic- k. I think it was carried oftentirely by Confederates who, standingin our last line of battle, saw Lee sit-ting under the tree awaiting Grant'smessenger. I have never even heard ofmore than one piece of it since. Oneof my sisters, "refugeeing" throughCarolina, first heard the story of the

i off ices Second Floor. All modern conveniences. Rental includes janitorservice, electric lights and water rates.' $18.00 per month up.SSjvould accept the terms that had been

ITHE VOX HAMM-YOUN- G qO., ITD.

Longstreet for help, and Longstreetsent his inspector-genera- l. Major R. M.Sims, to suggest a flag of truce to theFederal commander in his front, to aska suspension of hostilities pendingLee's interview with Grant.

Gordon requested Sims to bear themessage, but cautioned him not to letour men know of his errand. Sims rodeout to the left flank, where a line of ourcavalry, dismounted behind a fence,were exchanging a hot fire with theenemy along the edge of a wood sometwo hundred yards off. Then, puttingspurs to his horse, he galloped rapidlyacross to the enemy's line. He had inhis haversack a white towel and as soonas he drew near the enemy he pulledit out and displayed it. As soon as itwas recognized (which was not untilhe was quite near), .the enemy ceasedfiring, and Colonel Whi taker came tomeet him. Sims asked to be taken toSheridan, but was told that Custer wasnear and in command of that part ofthe field, and it was decided to see him.Going a short distance to the rear, theycame upon Custer moving at a gallop,with a brigade of cavalry, to envelopour left flank. Custer presented astriking appearance with his longsandy-colore- d hair on his shoulders, ared cravat with streaming ends, a largescarf-pi- n, and brilliant stones in hishat and shoulder-strap- s. He askedwhat was wanted, and Sims gave his

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surrender from a Texan who had been SPLIT IN MENAGERIE ON LIQUOR QUESTIONpresent and seen Lee under the tree,and had cut himself a walking-stic- k

from it, nd was now footing it forhome. Lions and Timers Arrayed for Temperance Bear Develops an Awful Thirst,We learned after the surrender thatSheridan complained of some move

and no man need be ashamed of Itsrecord, though its last chapter is astory of disaster. And surely thosequalities in its commander for whichmen are loved and admired by friendand foe shone out here with no les3luster than on any other field.

(To be concluded tomorrow.)m ;

Lincoln's Home-Comin- g.

A homely incident of Lincoln's domes

Experiments Made in Circus.

maicatea.My recollection of this conversation

is very vivid. "When I had finishedmaking my appeal, I did not believethat he could refuse it, for' he prizedhighly the affection of his men, and hehad, moreover, all the fighting instinctsof a soldier. But he showed me thesituation from a plane to which I hadnot risen, andfwhen he finished speak-ing I had hot a word to say. I had be-

fore that fully Intended, for myself, notto be surrendered, but to take to thebushes on the first sign of a flag oftruce. Many other officers and menhad similar intentions. But after mytalk with Lee I and all my friends de-

termined to stay and see it out. AndI think nobody did run away, excepta few' of the cavalry out on the flank,who took a professional pride in get-'tin- g

around the enemy, and could not, resist the opportunity. And they allcame back and surrendered as soon asthey got news' of the terms given us,and heard; also that rations would beissued immediately after the ceremony.

Soon after this conversation I was

ments of our troops after the flag wassent in. I do not know what was theoccasion of the complaint, but somehalf-ho- ur after the firing had ceased.

NEW YORK, March 5. Experimentsto determine ' whether wild animalshave a natural fondness for wine, beerthe captain of a battery pointed out

to me a Federal cavalry regiment mov tic life is related by 'Squire Sears,' ofSangamon County, who for a numbering around our left flank, and begged or liquors have been conducted in

Bridgeport with the animals of Barnumperm'ssion to fire a shot at them.Knowing, however, Lee's intention to & Bailey's circus, and it is demonstrat-

ed to those who carefully observed themessage: that Gordon requested a trucepending a meeting between Grant andLee.

Custer said: "We will do no suchthing. We have your people now where

experiments that, like the members of

began on the whisky. This soon went,and claret wine was tried. The elaretfollowed the beer and the whisky. ThenJamaica rum was offered. Likewise forthe rum. Then gin was tried, and bruinshowed fight when an attempt wasmade to take It away. As a cat rollsand tumbles in purring enthusiasmover catnip, so Mr, Bear rolled andfinally wallowed in gin. Bruin was inthe state known in drinking circles as"ossified" when the experiment wascomplete

This was the only instance of genuineInebriety during the trials. He careen-ed about his cage and looked as foolishas his human prototypes might 'undersimilar circumstances. '

The tapirs, christened on the spot as"topers," drank all the beer offeredand whined for more. Another "round-er" was the wart hog, who holds the

ordered by ' Longstreet to select a lineof battle for his corps, and form theartillery and infantry upon it, that Gor- -

dlASTHE DOU

of years lived on a street corner justopposite to the widely-know- n Lincolnhome at Springfield. Mr. Lincoln hadjust received a large fee as attorneyin some case, and soon afterward hadleft on a tour with the circuit judge onhis usual rounds to hold court in ad-joining counties. He was absent sometime, and in the meanwhile Mrs. Lin-coln had their house raised one storyhigher, changing it to its present formand size. It was finished by the timehe returned. Mr. Sears was sitting onhis own porch and Mrs. Lincoln on theporch of their improved home when Mr.Lincoln hove in sight. On his jadedhorse, himself dusty, grimy and travel-wor- n,

Mr. Lincoln approached down thestreet, but, instead of going to his ownhome, rode up to the fence near whereMr. Sears sat. Looking about as if alittle lost or bewildered, with an inde-scribable drawl, and loud enough forhis wife to hear, he delivered himselfas follows:

"Good-evenin- g, sir. Can you er tell

surrender, I refused permission. Itwas ab'H't one o'clock when Babcockcame from the enemy's line, and Lee,with Colonel Marshall, rode with himback to Appomattox, and then thewhole army knew what was takingplace. .

I think it was after three o'clockwhen we saw Lee returning. We wish-ed to express to him In some way oursympathy and affection, and I orderedall the cannoneers to be brought fromthe guns and formed in line along theroad, with instructions to uncover insilence as he rode by. He had hardlyreached the line, however, when someone started a cheer, which was taken upby others, and then both infantry andartillery broke their lines and crowdedabout his horse in the road. The gen-eral stopped and made a short address.Briefly, it was about as follows:

"I have done for you all that it wasin my power to do. You have doneall your duty. Leave the result to God.Go to your homes and resume your oc- -

the human 'faniily, some animals doand some do not like liquor. In theclass who do, judging by the experi-ments, were the following:

Black bears, very fond.Elephants (full grown), moderately

fond.Tapirs, very fond.Wart hogs, fond.Monkeys, very fond.The animals which did not show any

liking for liquor were:Tigers, mild repugnance.Lions, violent aversion.Pumas, mild aversion.Hyenas, violent aversion.Elephants (young), mild repugnance.

OXE DRINK ENOUGH.The experiments were conducted Ly

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we want you, and will listen to noterms but unconditional surrender."

Sims replied: "Well, sir, we will neversubmit to that, but you will allow meto carry your message back to GenealGordon."

To this Custer assented. During thisinterview Sims had been followed andjoined by Major Brown of Gordon'sstaff, and the two officers returned to-gether, escorted by Whitaker and an-other officer. v

Gordon was found at the court-hou- s,

where the street was now filled withstragglers and wounded, and he re-

quested Brown and the two Federalofficers to go over to the right andendeavor to find Sheridan and secure asuspension of hostilities from him.

record of the menagerie for homeliness.His efforts at beer drinking were stop-ped only by the supply. The monkeyswere quite as atrocious, drinking anyand everything offered.

fcv, ...."London" a Vague Term.

The vagueness of the word "London"will be realized when one comes to

Head Trainer George Conkling, underMeanwhile the opposing forces on the me aw if the widow Lincoln lives the direction of "Tody" Hamilton, in

anywhere around in these parts?" the presence of Dr. Richard H. Gibbonsleft seemed to find out that something understand what it may mean. TheObey the laws and becomelik a truce was going on, and without cupations Now, In deference to historical, or at of this city, several Bridgeport phys; "City of London" has an area of 650as good citizens as you were soldiers."any general order the firing on eachwas eradually discontinued. At acres, a little more than a square mile,least traditional, accuracy, your corre-jcia- ns and a number of newspaper rep-spond-

is compelled to testify right ; resentatives. The first animals triedThere was not a dry eye in the crowdj and an actual population of less than.that heard him, and even he seemed j

000. This is the original London, andis so filled with traditions and Instifrom the vicinity of the opposite porch . gal tigers being the subjects. After a

ig tutions that they have actually over- -flowed Its boundaries. In 1811 it had

deeply moved. The men crowded arourfdto try and shake his hand or touch hishorse, and some appealed to him toget us all exchanged and try it again;but he made no reply to such remarks.Then he rode on to his camp, and thecrowd broke up, and then ranks were

Anpa mrtrn nnH marrhpd off to

which sounded (as nearly as he can re-

call) very much like:"Shut your mouth, you old fool, and

come home!" Saturday Evening Post.BATH, THE PLUMBER

this stage of the proceedings Custerundertook a little game of bluff on hisown responsibility. Accompanied byan orderly, and waving the orderly'swhite handkerchief, he left his lines andgalloped across to ours, approachingthem at a point occupied by the Rock-bridge Artillery of Hardaway's bat-

talion, under the immediate commandof Major W. H. Gibbes.

As the Federals rode up they weresurrounded by the cannoneers and someinfantry skirmishers, who, not exactly

165 King Street, opposite Young Hotel.PHONE 61. bivouac, and the Army of Northern Lieut. Slattery. engineering officer of

Virginia was an army no longer, but the local lighthouse board, was a pas- -

a lot of captives awaiting their paroles, senger on the Klnau yesteraay irom

refused a second trial.Beer was offered next. The largest

tiger, "Tom," lapped about a drink anda half and then refused further pota-tions. Claret and gin were substituted,but both tigers declined with growls.

Two large lions refused more than tosniff at any of the beverages and be-came violently enraged, roaring, rollingand clawing their cages. They drankwater afterward with avidity and with-out any roar.

The pumas made no fuss, but quietlydeclined to imbibe. Five hyenas alltried a few sips of beer, but refused

But It had written its name in history, Hawaii.

a population or izu.wu, ana in 11

reached Its high water ma k of 127,819.Since then Its population has steadily ,decreased.

From time Immemorial it has hadtwenty-si- x wards and 112 parishes.Thirty-fiv- e of these parishes have a .

population of less than fifty. Bar-nard's Inn Parish numbers a popula-tion of five, and all that St. John theBaptist can count is two inhabitants.Since each parish Is entitled to a coun-cilor and a parish clerk, an election inSt. John's does not possess the elementsof excitement common to aldermaniccontests in certain of our Americancities. The "Trade Guilds or Myste-ries" also have representatives. Someof these were founded before recordedhistory, but they are still a powerfulfactor, and despite all opposition andridicule thy retain thir frrip on au-

thority. Chicago Record-Heral- d.

all of the other invitations.The elephants were divided in their

tastes. All the young ones placed theirtrunks in a bucket of hot whiskey

"King of all Bottled Beers.Brewed from Bohemian Hops.

punch, but immediately sprayed it overeach other and the "barkeep." Thegrown-u- p elephants got away with twogallons each at two swallows per gal-lon. Then they looked for more.SOLO EVER V WHERE.

BEAR HAS AWFUL THIRST.The black bear. "Tony." a Thibet Extinguished Fire With Snowball.

nrovr-- d the most dissrraf-fu- l

the rr.r.f of a Vnvcirk from a Irtrewj?CT':rl?t fire tri sj

TO HIS MOTHER.TO THE CAT.

j animal of the lot. A gallon of ber irt a(pan struck his fancy exactly until ajpan of whisky was sl'ppJ into the: cage. Then he put one paw into th-- -

beer pan, to prevent its removal, and

TO THE COOK.JUST PLAIN WILLIE AS HE SEEMS TOJONES. HIS TEACHER.

ch;miev, ar.O tne unique meujoa uif.rincr snowballs to put it out was stic-cev?fu-

used.

order a rig from

The Clu stablesFort St. P lone Main 190.

SUNDAY ADVERTISER, MARCH 27, 1904'.

X OTXXXTOOC)OfCOCOOCOOCXDOOO c 30COOOOOOSunday Advertiser COMMERCIALWALTER G. SMITH ; : : : ; : : : EDITOR

oocoooooooocooooooo

EXHIBIT.ottr WORLD'S FAIR1 fair is notbut to make trader sucn a

: - crlii'c fnir dinlav iorejmnvment. but a place 01

felt :.i.$yfckfe4- -

rAl S n Ifei

how 1 VouMIikc to 'sell to each other. Staple products are exhibitedmanutactured articles areSy to commend land to .home-seekin- g farmers;

. r.f nlaces are riven to get capital or tourists for

The "advance of sugar, has beenVof course, the sole topic of conversation incommercial circles during the latter part of the week. The rise of sixteen centsmeans an increased valuation for the estimated crop of Hawaii as it now standsof over a million dollars. The high quotations are expected also to continue, thereason given by local experts being the smaller acreageof beets planted in Europeand the reluctance of Cuban growers to let go their stocks at the figures whihhave lately been quoted in New York. It is believed that the New York quotationwill finally reach a parity with the European market, a something which is de-

voutly wished for by the sugar growers of Hawaii. Some of the experts arepredicting four cent sugar again, although the planters are willing to take an evenlower figure, and refrain from complaints.

Whatever predictions are made, or deductions drawn from the sudden risein raws, the outlook is certainly promising and the high prices may be permanent.

The local market has so far failed to respond to the increased quotations, un-less it be in Hawaiian Commercial which is selling at $51 as against $44 a week

snow n 10 Kti . j,... - .. . . . t. .. -- u,. irP r.n a tnrr commercia

There are;, varied , jthem.chibit andbasis.

At the comir .c,- - tu F.xnosition Hawaii is asked to make anIn thf 1 f of our offerings is a collection 01

it has half-prepar- ed one. itl tilli V,ii-- om- -

woods, but as we have no wood for sale ana ao not exp- e-of fishes, but Hawaii is no

generation, what Is the use of it? There are castsfr.r Pvort and while the ichthyological show is pretty it i

or so ago. Letween two and three hundred shares changed hands at that figureyesterday, a considerable portion of the purchases being on margins. In Sannot a dividend-pavin- g asset. Bags of sugar will hardly do much for the industry

r, though something might be expected of cohee and sliced pineapple in theFrancisco also, Hawaiian Commercial has been active at $51. Other stocks stillm-- trade, esoeciallv if world's fair visitors are given a chanceremain at the old figures. Ewa is offered at par, and Hawaiian Sugar at $22.McBryde has been selling freely during the week at $2. There is apparently a

sample them. No medium of land sales is wanted until the land is ready for the

market The Pearl Harbor map is a good thing to show Congress and the Navy

A Royal Proxy Author.Snakes in Honolulu.

1 My Esteemed Self. jThose Buried Chinese.SamTs Relics. ;Last of Slapoffski. ;

t A Paying Pacific Heights. iThe Future Lake McCuIIy. j

i A Tourist in Hard Luck. j, Honolulu's Encore Fiends. 1

Points of Compass. 4A Memory of Ruth.

? Home Made Bundles.

steady desire for some of the stocks at the prices offered, but the would-b- e purdo more irood at Washington than anywhere else. r,- f ,.

1' , chasers are somewhat lacking in ready cash, which accounts in a great measurefor the present inactivity of the market.educational exhibit it is of use in clearing away doubts about Hawaii's state ot

v:i;t,v.n l.ut the trouble is that such a display, which is usually tucked away THE PEPEEKEO DEALThe formal transfer of Pepeekeo from Alexander Young to Brewer & Co.

Thein a corner' does not attract one per cent of the visitors to a great exposition

f3tc it rmt'of sight.- jF f -

has not been made, and will not be until Mr. Young with C. M. Cooke reachesSan Francisco. When the stock has been turned over, the plantation will beformally 'taken over by Brewer & Co. w ho will at once become the agents. The

What Hawaii will seek at St. Louis, in the main, is an increased tourist trade.

T vhihit is beintr considered in that relation more than in any other.price for the property is still kept a secret, but the stock was purchased at con-siderably above par. From an authoritative source it can be stated that there willbe no consolidation of Pepeekeo, with Onomea and Honomu as has been stated.

polished wood, casts of deep sea fishes, mats woven or essays written by school-

children, relief maps' df harbors these do not answer the questions which tourists"

put. What the tourist wants to know is whether Honolulu and Hawaii can take

tare of him comfortably, show him something worth the seeing, protect him from

Something has been said of late about the book, "Legends and Myths of lhe plantation was purchased by Brewer & Co. because it was believed to be aHawaii, which accredits the authorship to Kalakaua Rex. The name of his lateMajesty does appear in the place of the scribe but no one who knew the written

good investment and not with the intention of working the three properties asone. Incidentally Brewer & Co. now own twelve miles of sea coast, includingthe purchase from Mr. Young. The remaining shares in Pepeekeo are owned2.000 shares by W. F. Allen as Trustee, 600 shares by the Alexander Youner

harm and deal with him on a civilized basis. Literature may answer his questions

Winnie do not ro to a world's fair to read or to burden themselves with books style of the King and his chronic state of ennui, will ever make the mistake ofthinking that the sumptuous book was his. Honors of authorship belong to thelate U. S. Minister Rollin M.. Daggett who easily induced His Majesty to sign

r, To meet this case the tourist resort must choose a striking pictorial children and the remaining 000 shares by small holders. Brewer & Co. will takeover the agency immediately after the formal transfer is made at San Franciscocarrying out, of course, the sugar contracts made by Davies & Co.expression of what it has to offer a cyclorama, a stereopticon show or MOVING

PICTURES, and put the most of its capital and energy into making the one thing the Ms., so as to make it sell. Mr. Daggett thought that a story book by a Kingwould "go? in republican America' and so did his friend Mark Twain, who had MISCELLANEOUS.

A meeting of the stockholders of Hawaiian Atrricultural Co. has been calledIt is within our power, through the magic of moving pictures, to put theIT.-.-,;- ; we know, and iust as we know it, before the eyes of delighted thousands. for April 1st to consider the report of the committee which visited the plantation

just published Grant's Memoirs and thought he knew the book market. Twainagreed to put the Grant canvassers at work on the Legends and Myths and gotout the work with that understanding. Daggett saw fortune in the scheme and week ago. lhe Rapid I ransit Co. is expecting a shipment of rails on th '

a 11 uetm co f mnv-inc-r mVtiirp? would answer every Question, save that of Nebraskan due next week after which the remaining portion of the Beretan "Vin a burst of generosity told Kalakaua that he meant to set aside $30,000 of thentllVil"3Vn ' , . . w . t - - -

orices. which a tourist is likely to ask. It puts the "very age and body of the time, street line will be completed. The Rapid Transit Co. will pay a dividend of oneper cent on common stock at the end of this month. The usual preferred dividendwill be paid. Wilder's Steamship Co. has declared the regular quarterly dividendhis form and pressure" before foreign eyes. It reproduces life and motion with profits With which to buy hint, a royal yacht. Then both pipe-dreame- rs sat down

to wait for the first check. But alas! it never came. Nor has any statement beenrendered about the sales of the work to this day. Mark Twain shut up. like a of two per cent payable the 31st. Haiku and Paia will each pay one per cent the

first of the month.more fidelity than the phonograph reproduces the voice. It is more deceptive than

a mirage in its reproduction of distant scenes. Any man who sits through a really

amH movino- - nicture disolav of Honolulu and Hawaii will know without beingCJ2 Judge Edings at Kailua has cancelled a number of leases held bv the Konaclam at low tide. He would not answer letters or respond to telegrams ; and whenhis publishing firm, that of Charles L. Webster & Co., failed, Daggett hadn't theheart to importune further.

Sugar Co. Various owners of land used for sugar cultivation brought suit fortold that this place is worth seeing and he will come here if he can.possession and were given it by the court, with judgment for rent. The sale ofthe Pacific Heights property advertised for Monday has been postponed, becauseof an injunction obtained by Mr. Desky. Willard Brown, who negotiated the saleIn looking over an old file I find the statement that the dead bodies of

The Advertiser suggests to those who have the matter in hand that they con-

centrate on moving pictures and Hawaiian music for the St. Louis display and

make the pictorial catalogue include the following: Street scenes in Honolulu,

the Queen going out for a drive, a native luafl, surf-bathi- ng at Waikiki, a military snakes, imported in bales of hay from California, were found in Honolulu as of Pepeekeo to Brewer & Co., claims that this is not the largest single sale of stock.He states that on or about January 27th. 1899, 'Governor Carter, who was thenactive in the stock business, reported a sale of 4S00 shares of Onomea at $137.50,early as 1857. Within five years past two instances of living snakes crawling from

hay bales and being at once killed one of them on a Honolulu wharf and one amounting to $660,000.drill by Captain Johnson's company, a political meeting, scenes in Chinatown, a

school playground at recess, Kilauea sending up smoke and steam, a Saturday

afternoon view at the Fishmarket, a busy day on the waterfront, work going on ata sugar plantation, a rush of fire engines, a police riot drill, Japanese fishermen

at Olaa were noted in the press Of course it cannot be said that no livingserpents have ever gone free hert indeed they have probably done so time and CROSS OUTDOES MARCONIagain but it is true that no living specimens have ever been seen at large. Onlydead ones have been met. To account for this I- - have hit unon the idea thatstarting out, steamer day, the lei women selling flowers, a scene at the Japanese

theater, the Catholic. Cathedral at early, mass, an afternoon band concert, a parry;As soon as a few more changes are made in the wireless telegraph systemCalifornia snakes cannot live here because of mosquitoes-- . There are no mosquitoes

where they come from and the snakes are not armored as more southern reptiles now in operation in Hawaii, Frederick J. Cross intends to apply at Washingtonfor a patent upon the system as a whole. ,

are to resist insect attacks. A thin skinned California snake out among ourmosquitoes would have occasion to dread them even more than he would themongoose. The system as now in operation in the islands is entirely different .frm the

on the roof garden and so on to the end ot the pictorial possimnties. nave ria-waii-an

singers present and if you please a short Hawaiian lecture. Then whenthe fair is over, start the moving pictures on the road and show them in all the

m large 'cities.There, in brief, is a program which will work out. It is not conventional but

if it is any the worse for that, let the material benefits Hawaii ever got fromconventional displays at Omaha, Buffalo, Charleston, Chicago, San Francisco andParis prove the fact if it can.

one originally established by the Marconi experts and is, Mr. Cross says, a de-

cided improvement upon the one which the Italian inventor has patented,. TheMy feelings are hurt. Just because I choose to hide my humble self behindMarconi Company, it will be remembered, sold its Hawaiian rights to the localthe picture of a blase cynic, whose pulchritude I could never attain, I am counted

a person of loose morals. Whisper it not in Gath, where my maiden aunt lurks, company and when the system failed to work, the company refused to pay theroyalties as agreed upon. Suit was brought by the Marconi company ii theTerritorial courts but judgment was rendered against it after a lengthy trial. Art.

but Archdeacon Webber has said on the street that The Bystander's picture "wasenough to condemn him." If Aunt ever hears, of that she may make mattersworse, for she is the Chicago lady who saidwhen a sympathizing friend spoke appeal to the United States Supreme Court was threatened, but never perfecte?J

and the London company lias now forfeited its right to an appeal. j" S" Tto her aboujjhe delicate hjtalth of ,'hefniece, "Delicate? You don't know whatyou say. Lucy is the most indelicate girl in Chicago." It is crushing that I, whogo to church regularly, carrying my grandchild betimes to baptism and confirma

Precisely what the difference between the Cross and Marconi systems is,Mr. Cross will not make public until after the patent has been applied for and heis fully protected in every way. That the system now in use is better than theone established here originally there can be no doubt, as the wireless has beenworking lately more satisfactorily than at any period since it was started. Theimprovements made by Mr. Cross are both in the transmitting and receiving in-

struments which permit the sending of messages and the reading at the other endwithout danger of their being so tangled up in the receiving instrument as torender them unintelligible. These improvements could be patented at this time,,but it is far less expensive to have the system patented as a whole, and proper-applicatio-

will be made to the Washington patent office as soon as Mr. Cross hasprepared his models and drawings. -

The distance, 172 miles, over which messages are now being sent, frcSm Puako-o-

Hawaii to Barber's Point on Oahu, is the greatest expanse of space coveredbv wireless satisfactory, in any part of the world. Although Marconi is reportedto have been able to send messages across the Atlantic, the system there, in usewas impracticable as its abandonment has demonstrated. The Cross system hereis also the only commercial line, in practical, every day use anywhere in the world,and "while at present it is not a paying investment; with the subsidy frorrt thegovernment it is expected that at the end of the two year's term, the system willbe in such shape that it will at least pay the expenses of operation even if notinterest upon the investment.

tion, should be held up to scom in this way merelybecause of a harmless disguise. And as if the Arch-deacon's disfavor was not damaging enough, alongcomes the Bishop of Honolulu saying that Hawaiimight be an Old People's Home for morality but for"the class of men" represented by the bogus present-ment of The Bystander. Furthermore the Bishopspeaks lightly of my tailor shop and hints that itdoesn't exist save in my own poisoned mind. Not-withstanding that I have had to live on a tailor's goosefor nearly a week, he speaks of me as "large" and"well fed." But my picture, my real picture, givenherewith, is sure to confound him. Gaze upon thatspeaking but hungry likeness, Bishop and Archdeacon,and repent of hasty utterance. Look upon those wornbut domesticated features, upon that posture of industryand tell me if the man before you is a frivolousvoluptuary. Consider whether you can-- do less by wayof atonement than to drop in and each be measuredfor a new spring suit. I can offer something tasty inoffertory suitings and something snappy in cassocks.

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Bishop Restarick shows me where the mistake came in about only threeChinese being buried in Christian cemeteries here. The number should have beenan average of three and a fraction a year. From 1877. when the cemetery was laid

THE MORMON HELPMEET.The Mormon wife usually testifies that she is pleased and happy to share her

husband's love with other women. She appears to be angry when the law insiststhat he must not marry somebody else while she lives and preserves marital rela-

tions with him. When this singular helpmeet visits the homes of her co-wiv-

someof, which are finer than hers, she says she is proud that her husband is ableto do so well by his family. Seeing him put on his Sunday best to call on ayounger woman, to whom he will propose, she kisses him good-by- e and playfullyteases him about his wooing. She tells him to be sure not to forget the ring,as he did before, nor to send her some of the wedding cake; and soon she makesa point of calling on the maiden and telling her that she could not do better. Atthe wedding she is out in all her finery and she takes the children to see papamarried.

There is a common human nature among other women, which the demonjealousy has its share in fashioning, but it seems that Mormon wives have aspecial human nature of their own. A venerable wife, in a modest home, can seeher husband ride by in a finer carriage than ever stopped at her door, accompaniedby a young and blooming bride, bound for a mansion on the hill, and sheneverwinces. There is not a visible pang. Possessing but one-thir- d or one-fift- h oreven one-tent- h of his fidelity, she yet works and saves that the multi-husban- d maygrow richer and better able financially to support more wives and reduce herratio of possession by another fraction.

Just what the Mormon process is of cultivating a New Woman of this type,is one of the mysteries of the Temple. Ignorance and the custom of the ageshave not 3d produced the Utah wife in Turkish harems where envy of the favoriteZuleika is an ancient tale of woe and where the bag and bowstring have yet to beevoked to still a jealous tongue. The Caliph of the Faithful must have beentempted long ere this to send an embassy to tke plural hearthstones of Deseret tosolve the riddle of how-t- o be at peace, though married much, and how to spreadcontentment all at once in a whole community of helpmeets.

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THE MARCH OF PROGRESS.The application to the land department for the lease of such barren rocks as

Neckar and Gardiner Islands indicates what wonderful strides have been made inthe material progress of Hawaii in recent years. Ancient Hawaiians may havelifed off the fat of the land in years gone by without labor, but however productivethe valleys and hillsides then, there were never such returns from Hawaii's fertilesoil as have been obtained since the production of sugar was reduced to ascientific fact. Expensive fertilization is responsible in a measure forthe productiveness of the rich soil, but natural resources have been drawn upon

"also in the search for wealth. Lands which were arid when the country was underthe guidance of the ancient chiefs are now made to blossom forth in waving fieldsof cane, while former rocky wastes are now paying a profit in fibre and pineapples.Lanai, Kahoolawe and now Neckar Island are each to be made to yield somereturn for the enterprise of the white man. Chas. Gay is spending thousands ofdollars in converting the mountainous island of Lanai into a profitable ranch,while other parties are doing the same thing for Kahoolawe. Neckar andGardiner Islands are to be used as fishing stations, while the Commercial PacificCable Co., has converted desolate Midway into an inhabitable link, in a chainwhich is not only certain of making a return to the men who have invested theirmoney in the enterprise, but is also of great public benefit.

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The landing of a Japanese army at Chinnampho puts the vanguard half waybetween Chemulpo and the Yalu river. It would be interesting to know whetherthese troops were simply moved up the coast from Chemulpo or whether thev arepart of the second army which mobilized at Sasebo a fortnight since. If thelatter theory is correct. Japan now has assuming previous figures were right aquarter of a million men on the Korean peninsula.

out for Christian Chinese is a period of 27 years and 92 burials in that time wouldmake the average a little above three and not quite three and a half.

The life of man seems indeed but a transient hour, hardly long enough "tolook about us and to die," when we compare it with the existence of a tree. Incomparison to some of the Sequoias. Methuselah died in infancy. A United StatesSenator has lately made public certain information received bfphim about theamount of history stored away in the great trees of California. One ofmoderate size, 15 feet in diameter five feet from the ground, revealsthe following experiences: In 271 B. C. it began its existence. In 245 A. D.rwhen it was 516 years of age, a forest fire burned on its trunk a scar three feetin width. After 1.196 years of placid life, in another fire,' in 1441 A. D., the tree,aged 1.712. received another injury. Another scar followed in 1580. and was notcovered with new tissue for 56 years. The worst attack of all was in 1797, whenthe tree, then 2,068 years of age, was attacked by a fire which left a scar eighteen

When Sam'l of Posen, the actor-manag- er of Madame Slapoffski, came upfrom Australia he stopped off at some of the South Sea islands and bought curioson speculation. At least he says that he got his collection that way. The firstman he tried to sell things to was John Effinger, who is in the curio line himself.Whispering to John he said "I haff got somedings vonderful. Dere vas only vun teet wide, reduced by ihoo, in 103 years, to 14 feet. J hese vast historic creatunmike it in der vorldt and dat is in der Pritish museum. ;annibal food"It's- - are being treated to the fate which threatens so many of our forests throughotk

the land the sawmill and conversion into the fleeting materials of commercefork.""Oh I shouldn't want it," said John, "unless I could get the whole set."Vat you means?" " ''

"Well." said Tohn. "if the cannibals used forks thev nrobablv used finererbowls and napkins. Get me those too and I'll take the lot for $1.50."

lhe tree ot winch we have spoken, after defying storm and lire tor over twenty-centurie-

fell a victim to the desire for money about three years ago. Only tenisolated groves of these trees remain, and only one grove is protected by Gov-ernment ownership. The nation ought to own them all, and it is earnestly to behoped that Congress will act favoraUy upon the President's request to buy twomore groves a modest enough ambition. Some of these trees are twice the sizeof the one whose age has been ascertained, and must be some fifty centuries oldnow, with possible long lives ahead. If Congress fails to save these ancientmonuments, and allows them to flit through paltry buildings to a speedy nothing-ness, it will have added one to its disgraceful failures, and omitted the opportunityto add one to its acts of wisdom and utility. Collier's.

By the way. we have heard the last of Slapoffski. On her arrival on themainland, the delightful singer will change her stage name to Riverdi. "Slapoffski" did very well in Australia, where they have no sense of humor, but theMadame's manager, who will stand sponsor at her new christening, fears thatthe name will incite the humorists of the American press to deeds of violence.Hence "Riverdi." a name which is so reminiscent of musical Italy. It will berecalled that Madame Popoff had to change her stage cognomen for a similarreason, some thirty years ago.

ENTER, THE POPE! . SYSTEM AT MONTE CARLO.

Pacific Heights might be made to pay by the outlay of money for a bettertrolley line, a modest hotel and a $10,000 Buddhist temple. There are hundredsupon hundreds of people here who would spend a great deal of time by the weekand month in the mountains back of the city if there was only a comfortable andnot too costly place in which to stay. A rambling, two-stor- y hotel on upperPacific Heights, conducted in a semi-boardin- g house fashion at $2 per day or $10per week, ought to keep full the year around. So main-- people require a changefrom the lower to the upper air currents that such a place as I have describedwould draw like a magnet. As for the Buddhist temple it is a religious customm Japan to worship in the high places and millions make constant pilgrimages totemples on the peaks and summits not living there, mind you, but climbing up

ROME, March 5. An amusing- - inci-

dent has started a rumor that the octo-

genarian Cardinal Moeenni has beenordered to quit his apartments in theVatican. The Cardinal has been con-fined to his rooms for several weekswith rheumatic gout and is subject toviolent fits of irritation.

One morning about midday the Car-dinal lay on a divan in his studypuffing- a pipe and absorbed in aFrench novel. Presently there was agentle knock on the door which theCardinal disregarded. A still louderknock failed to make the old gentlemanbudge, but, this being followed by athird knock, which was loud and pro-longed, the Cardinal raised himself inwrath and flung the yellow- - backednovel to the floor, ejaculating in sten-torian tones:

"Who the deuce is this bothersomerascal? Come in."

Half laughing, and half shocked, hisHoliness the Pope, entered.

MONTE CARLO, March 5. A new-ban-

breaking syndicate, which has beenworking unobtrusively for several weeks,,is credited with wonderful success,causing the popular belief that theCasino directors are for the first timedistinctly uncomfortable. The syndicateconsists of three Americans and twoEnglishmen with a capital of $125,000.

Two of the S3'ndicate play simul-taneously at different tables. Each backseven chances to win $2; every time un-til they have been successful in a fixednumber of coups. Then they play towin $50, periodically increasing ' theamounts while fortune favorable andreturning to the original 5 basis whentheir luck turns. y -

The public partly attributes the recer.tLVserious fall in the Casino shares to thesuccess of the syndicate and partly tothe increased anti-gambli- ng agitation.The French authorities are seriouslyconsidering placing a tax of 50 per centon profits of all public gambling andso-call- ed visitors' clubs.

to stay a tew hours and then coming down. If a fine temple were built in thewoods a quarter of a mile back from the hotel site and put in charge of the locall.iH.dhist priests, enough Japanese devotees would visit it to make the trolley line

1 uiuiermore tne temple would be a center 01 interest to townspeople andtourists.

The original text of the New Orleans sugar dispatch printed in yesterday'sAdvertiser does not throw much light on its meaning. It reads "Customs swamp-ed sugar receipts. Ninety millions three months since 20 per cent reduction " sthe Star points out. "ninety millions" cannot mean either money or tons and if itmeans pounds, the inrush ought not to swamp a Custom House like that of NewOrleans.

oDeacon Testa insists that the Grand Jury is "a creature of the Legislature."

the Deacon will turn from his catechism to the Constitution of the UnitedStates he will conclude not "to have the Legislature abolish the Grand Jury systemjust yet

I also have another scheme for hie betterment of Honolulu to be workedwhen times improve and capital is looking for a real estate speculation. To begin j

with I would want to buy the McCully tract and its adjacent swamp land a'

thousand acres, maybe and divide it in half. The part towards Kaimuki and J

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"The Greatest of These.' One Hundred YearsGiuseppe. Dubiously, the virtuoso,glancing sidewise at his rival, struckup the opening bars of a popular song.Giuseppe's dull, scared face brightened.With a few swift, grating turns he ad-justed uis instrument. There was aquick hush of expectation. Guests, ontiptoe, leaned over each other's should-ers. Bush, harmonica in mouth. Jiis

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weeks earlier a whirlwind

TWO pink advertisement slips,the parochial territory,

had announced : "A Lawn Party, to begiven under the auspices of the BlankStreet Colored Baptist Church, at theresidence of Mrs. James Williamson, No.r Ctrpot cm.j vcli...s Uli nursaay, juiy . iusic. illumination.Refreshments. Proceeds to go for thelienefit of the Colored Kindercrnrtpn inAlabama. I he public cordially invited.Admission, ten cents."

It is only the conventional imagina- -tion that cannot oicture a lawn nartv

In aSome time ago Mrs. Cynthia Hendrix

of West Munroe, X. Y., celebrated herone hundredth birthday. She had notb outside of that sequestered hamlet

sne came tnere as a bride, fromanother isolated villas- -, seventy-eig- ht

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i" ? "Cnever seen a of cars, a telephone,an electric light nor any other of themajor wonders of the present age, wasnoted in a rural i,the eye of a metropolitan publisher whooffered her a free trip to New York cityand entertainment for as long as shewished to remain there detailing a re- -porter, ot course, to show her about,Contrary to the advice of her friendswho feared that her sudden awakeningafter a century of sleep would afflicthtf fterves, Mrs. Hendrix accepted theoffer.

During the drive to the station thebrisk little centenarian entertain hrcompanions with a lively account of thehirthdav rlKrati-- n civn i dar Vmnnr- - - j m nvi itvuvia fortnight before, recounting the gifts

When the exoress train steamed into.

the station, she was more impressedwuu us noise man wnn anytnmg else,But after she had recovered from thesurprise of seeing the familiar land- -scape apparently rushing past her. andgratified her curiosity in a number ofother directions, she found to her ownastonishment that she could sleep inthe midst of the rush and roar just asshe could amid the crowing of thechanticleers, the lowinir of the tine, and

. other familiar sounds of West Munroe.One of Mrs. Hendrix's first surprises,

after reaching New York, was to find

. i j jwithout a lawn. arah Williamson's If dey ain't ne fer be no music, deyneighbors had anything but conventional ain't ne ter pay no dimes,imaginations, and the knowledge that "Dey are a low-dow- n, s'picious lot."the lawn party was to be such in spirit declared Sarah, in a voice intended torather than in letter excited neither their penetrate without the gate. "My bus-wond- er

nor their derision. For the band, he's ter fetch de musicWilliamsons, like all their neighbors, had dis very minute."

a . - .a yard, and the distinction betweensloping terraces of velvet turf and thissun-scorch- ed rectangle, ariH. and stony,.ivhosf occasional patches ot hardy, yel- -

,u"lu,"reu Kw" cic lis nearer ap-- to enliven the lawn party, must have on her face The mn?c had fulfilled its only one thing I leave. I leave the brought to the farmhouse by each of uniamihar things she saw with the ia-pro-

to verdure, seemed, to these in-- sworn falsely. No "dago" would fur- - functjon 'i he lawn party had become a earth. My relatives have always want- - her two hundred guests, all of which miliar things she knew. In this cstab-genuo- us

observers, unimportant. nish music on Thursday evening; it was ,!. itrr;. ;nv R,tuWn tf.n ip ed that. Thev can hav it. seemed to be firmly fixed in her mind, lishment an electric fan arrested herI hus, amid untold speculation and ex- -

citement, there memorably dawned the

icent ranee, holding his banjo underVmc t nil and broadly smiling his content.. .u .1Willi 111C lVV.d31Uil.

It was hardly necessary, so far as therousing of his hearers was concerned.for Bush to make that first bold profes-sional sweep of the dully respondingstrings as he sat, Tcnees crossed and coatthrown open, in a chair hospitablyplaced near the ice-crea- m supply. Thevery sight o the banjo had done its

. crS2'f cha,rSVeC,temfnt reaoned a,Pitch even before there came the firstenkindling sound of melody. The lawnPartv- - hitherto a somewhat wooden buU,vibrated in waves of genuine animation."usn cnose to airny preiace nis per--formance with a series of dashingchords. Now he halted. The real musicwas about to begin. The performerdrew a harmonica from his pocket andnonchalantly placed it in his mouth;loud acclaims greeted this signal of virtuosity. 1 he hrst tune was a triumph.

. .T.- - 1 1 J 1in thtpp minnioc pvrvivi r wnn c nnr"C7"jpound slave of rheumatism wasdancing madly. Baptist worthies and all.rn a corner ot thp yara 2arah, alone. Satehausted her eyes closed, content up--

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appoimea 1 nursaay: a day ot oppressive were dumb, and their masters mergedlength, inasmuch as the lawn party was imperceptibly into the rest of humanity,not to come into being until the fashion- - Sarah stood stricken for a moment:able hour of eight o'clock. For the Then she summoned Benjamin Harri- -greater number of prospective patrons son and Eph.this hour implied too prolonged a de-- "Boys," directed this able tactician,ferring of hope, and it was barely, six "grab each other by de waist and hopwhen, from near-b- y street corners and 'round some in front er dem sheets. Evenporches, scores of uneasy black eyes if dere ain't no music, dey'll see sump'nwere already directed toward the incipi- - pretty lively's goin' on, and come in terent function. This excess of neighborly see what 'tis. And, Jim. yo' go and findinterest had, however, been anticipated somebody what can play some kinderby the hostess, , who knew that she was music Lawd knows don't make no dif--irt no danger of being misunderstood funce what."when she armed her husband with her A few moments later, as Sarah stoodentire stock of household linen, that he Welcoming further detachments frommight drape with prohibitive sheets the the church, she saw Eph standing withhigh picket fence, through whose ac- - gleaming teeth at her elbow. By ancommodating interstices the lawn party animated scuffle the boys had done theirwas in danger of being witnessed free best to inflame the social passions of theof charge by the meanest heretic. But stragglers in the street, and a good-n- o

sooner were there heard Jim Wil- - sized group had responded to the lure,liamson's brisk hammer-stroke- s tacking "I know a feller 't maybe I c'd get,"the sheets in place than a nimble army suggested Eph. "He c'n play de har-advanc- ed

to the attack. "Meanwhile, on monicum 'n' de banj'o to onct. Wammethe promise of two plates of ice-crea- m try 'n' find him?"apiece, to be eaten in advance, Sarah "Why didn't yo' say so long ago, Eph?retained as aides two cheerful young Run like Satan, and don't yo' dare come

circle about the geranium-pot- s, and be-gan, with extreme precision of utter-ance, to discuss the heat.

Fifteen minutes went by. Jim did notreturn. The lawn oartv was as vet asoundless fete. Without, there was thesame scuffling, the same idle, laughingvoices. Benjamin Harrison, who satsquirming at the gate, began to wearyof the empty responsibility of his posi- -tion Five "dimes clinked inadequatelyin the cigar-bo- x when he rattled it.

"Do dem loaters intend to stand in deXHTSarah stern, of Benjamin Harrison.

"Xo ma'am " literally replied thatwell-inform- ed 'young man. "But deymeans ter stav till dev hears He music.

xQ sooner had she said it thanjimhimself Vurneq, but accomoanied bv nomusic, either visible or audible. The"dago," he reported, who had contracted

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An intolerable sense of expectationst;n paralyzed both guests and hostess,Realizing that, for the moment, she haddone all that she couM Sarah absentedherself; she spoke of the necessity offetching additional plates from the kitch- -en closet Qnce within its narrow shelt- -er she jit devoutly. "O Gawd." shej ij 1.. j t. -prayeu, uon 1 ueneve nououy, uon 1 ue- -lieve de best church member; what saysj got up h;s lawn party outer pride. Idid it jus fo dem iittle cullud. childun,Lawd, and I never had no other thought.q Gawd, confound me not in dis minehour er tribulation and listen not ter devoice er mine enemies ! Think, Lawd,think er what an awful vast silence derewovld be jn x ore heaven without deSOnnd er .dent celestial harps, and havede infinite mercy to he"!p dat child Ephfind de man wnat piays de banjo! Think,

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cullud kindergarten will give, andnot fo my sake, O Gawd, not for oldSarah's sake 9 but'fo' de sake er demcullud babies, 'way off in dat heathenland, fo'bear ter cast a spell on disbecasionv . . . May Thy glory multiplyon earth ! and may de lanterns notatch fire and de ice-crea- m not melt I

men."Sarah had never known the agonies of.

Mrti,Ki- - " Vi. imnliritlv thattu- - nraverc of tl--i ricrhtenns are answer- -ed Unspeakably fortified in spirit, shepainfuy rose from her knees and re--turned to the scene of action.

Already, it seemed to ner freshenedperception, the tide of success had turn--ed so prornptly does divine interventionmnn;P5t itself However, it was nine0'ciock before unmistakable shouts andcheers in the street conveyed to Sarah's

Orpheus's popularity. And it was quite. hero that "Bush." held proudly m

tow by Eph, his captor, made a magnif- -

that it was "all floored over." This forts, flying flags, etc., not being sowas her first experience of driving over much in evidence as she expected,a pavement. The next surprise was The sight of Trinity Church and SLthe flying lights as they rode down Paul's Chapel gave her the most enjoy--Broadway. The explanation of this ment of anything in New York, and her

"astonishing phenomenon failed to ex-- most enthusiastic remarks were "madeplain, and the old lady left the city still 5over the graves of the ancient dead,under the impression that by some con- - Reaching the hotel again a little aftertrivance the lights were really kept in midday. Mrs. Hendrix summed up theconstant motion. But the thing about morning's experiences : "Only a littleBroadway most arrested her at-- after one o'clock, and I've seen more

.tention was what she considered thev wonderful things already than I everlarge number of children abroad at that did in my whole hundred years! Thelate hour (about nine in the evening), experience of the century's progress

One of the finest suites of rooms had been compressed into those fewin the Waldorf Astoria, where every ' brief hours. -

luxury would be at her command, had After lunching and resting, thoughbeen reserved for her accommodation, she repeatedly declared that she hadSo little impressed was he with the not time to be tired, the old lady wasgrandeur of the exterior of this famous taken for a drive in the Park.-- ' Thebuilding that she spent the few minutes houses on Upper Fifth Avenue lost rni- -of waiting before it calmly discussing menselv by comparison with her ownthe price of butter. On entering the advantages : "Beautiful places, sheroomy elevator, she loosened her bon- - said, "only I should think theyd allnet-strin- gs and gave other indications die without a front yard." To her theof settling down, thinking that she was Park, which seemed like a great wil- -

in "a little bedroom." When she derness, neither orchard nor forest,finally reached her own apartments she could not begin to compensate for theseemed a little depressed, but not other- - awfulness of "all having to, have thewise affected, by the grandeur tur-- same yard !" Dearer to her, and morerounding her. to be. desired, were her petunia beds.

The supper that was served in her and the sense of ownership of herroom was disposed of with the appe- - own garden plot, than all the gloriestite of youth, and only a little dubious- - of Fifth Avenue or Central Park.

'.a 4 JlA DIGNIFIED COHORT -- HAD ARRIVED.

served that the ladies who passed were"all dressed up" as if "they were go--,nS to church. This seemed to sttg--

cr 0n blU taiinT whTch hadbeen laid away for the past fifty years,was,.- not quite in keeping with her

"T A't v,re Arw.said -- M Vealshe w S tv

when it was made, in '40, but it's gone

costume she afterward remedied by don- -nino- - n -- lon hit. ,r.r, .,-- tK hik-l- -

skirt, in honor of the occasion.The first sight of Fifth Avenue, with

its frantic rush of people, suggested toher nothing so much as "a lot of chick- -ens with their heads cvit ott, Hying mall directions." In one of the busythoroughfares of New York she couldsee at a glance more people than shehad thought the world contained,

Her farmyard supplied her with an- -other simile later in the day, when shesaw a crowd or ladies fiv deeo at abargain counter like a yard full o'rliifV'Ane. . . . VnimHvu..u a ril.ir t- r ' rrrnmfal-Of course she could only compare the

attention, and on its use being explained to her. she exclaimed, Why.mry go 10 mwc yams uuw iu nun;themselves just comfortable than theyused to take to get a grist to mill."

At one part of her drive the old coun- -try woman remarked. "It's New lork,but I'd rather die than live down here;I'd rather be in my grave." She couldhardly be persuaded that she had seenthe Bowery, but 'insisted on looking for"some sort of a garden," or otherleafy retreat suggested by the name.The Battery was also something ofa disappointment, soldiers, cannons,

War Correspondent's KitOne suit light weight woolen khaki.One suit heavy-weig- ht woolen khakLOne pair light-weig- ht cord riding

breeches. "

One pair heavy.weight cord riding, .

Two Palrs heavy-sole- d water-pro- of

shoes.Two pairs leggins.Two flannel shirts.Two suits pajamas.One pair gauntlets.One campaign hat of good quality.One woolen night-ca- p.

One light' woolen Jersey. v

One woolen sweater.Two suits medium-weig- ht woolen un-

derwear.One dozen handkerchiefs.One-ha- lf dozen socks.One khaki water-pro- of poncho. I

One khaki overcoat.' One belt. One money, belt.

Pair good field glasses.Medical kit. Mess kit.Camera and outfit.Folding cot bed. Bedding outfit.Aluminum water bottle.Small typewriting machine. - 5

Writing portfolio and equipment. "!

Tent.Riding outfit. Saddle bags.Revolver and cartridges.Toilet kit.

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Examples of Animal Language.

MOOSE.Challenge Long calL almost a .roar,

followed by shorter call and concludingwith a scarcely audible grunt.

Danger Single, sustained whistle.ELK.

Challenge Single, sustained squeal,somewhat resembling the squeal of ana ncrrv hors.

Danger Short, sharp whistle.COYOTE.

Distress Four short yelps, followedby long how-1- .

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Danger Two shrill yelps, pause, fol-

lowed by four short yelps in quick suc-cession.

Food Call Medley or gleeful yelps,howls and barks.

Hunger Succession of mournfulhowls, short and long.

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BEAR.Danger Sharp, sustained grunt.Food Call Two quick grunts, close

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Tommy's Confession.

' - - -us sce what you remember about the ani- -maj kingdom and the domestic animalsthat belong to it. You have named allthe domestic animals but one. Whocan tell me what that one is? It hasbristly hair, likes dirt, and is fond ofgeiung miu me inuu. vuss nun;looked expectantl" around the room."Can't yon think, Tommy?" she asked.

T..encouragingly."Yes'm." was the shame-face- d reply.

"Its me." Tit-Bit- s.

"Mary? Mary' How often have Itold u to wash your hands beforemaking a pudding?"

"Please, 'am, you aint never told metill afterward." Judy.

r'ht hand reinS on the banjo strings,sat Giuseppe, with a bow. be--San professionally to turn his crank.Vemy' n hoars, slow circles ofrnytnm. issued trom the instrument,while Bush, with inordinate flourishes.contributed his acrobatic orchestration!i mis variously rendered, tne laminartune acquired a magical value It be--came a symphony that satisfied everylonging, gratified every sense of thereadily responsive temperaments thatlistened. When. had such music ever

ilbeen h j Dejore.When would its like be heard again?

Consummate joy thrilled Sarah s en- -t!ue t'i had .not.Pres"med' afterall. The Lord had justified her under- -

t?. ,g i.n Hls vn miracuIoti3 way. Thexjjiwn. j icci vmnt.ii cuuiu come 10 mcrescue of the Alabama kindergarten.. .

Got What They Wanted.Over In the mosquito country an old

farmer died. He was reputed to berich. After his death, however, it wasfound that he died penniless. His willwas vprv hriof T t. Mn. rVllioL-- o -

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Got His Latin Mixed.

John Allen of Mississippi, says thatafter the Civil War a Tankee shoe- -

n i, j .kmoo ehnn inlliaiVCl ULTCUCU ""Vicksburg. Over the sign bearing hisname and business he fixed the Latinaphorism, "Mens Conscia Recti," whichmeans, "A Mind Conscious of Recti-tude."

An shoemaker hadopened a shop on the opposite side ofthe . street. That Yankee's Latinwords puzzled him for a long time. Hewanted to get even, and he finally solv-

ed the problem, concluding to get morethan even. One morning when heYankee opened his shop he glancedacross the street and discovered that

Confederate competitor had a greatJ3 s bearing the remarkable legend Men's and "Women's ConsciaRecti."

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TTiiQav T.nrdladv fto new Lodger) : :

Well, sir, if you'll only tell me whenyou want a bath, I'll see you have it."Punch, (London)... t

your salary on either basis.Make your wife pay cash. A woman

novor maiiv unriprstands money tin

. .1.. t,m. v.. ,k.niror ner nusoana pays "j- - --".v.mi nAmA.llv.cv W,, pntin. . t i n f Oil t

1 I f I I niflllC Llllll a W b r fc...nho nr-tnn- i itiral tender on the soot that-- -- -

keeps a woman from really wanting alot of things which she thinks shewants. '

when I married your Ma your grandpa was keeping eighteen niggers busyseeln& that the family did nothing,cm o lihoral nMtlnn. which, soJilt VA J- - -

rr-- Q tv hwn nhl to find out. meansteaching a woman everything exceptthe real business that she's going Intothat is. if she marries. But when your

-hen She did a mighty good Job, too

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were too elastic for her at first sort 01snapped back and left a deficit Justwhen she thought she had got themtogether.

ghe wag mJ&nty sorry about it. butghe,d heard of any way of get- -tJ evo(iT1t ine- - asking- papa ror

& J Uppo!ed that. want- -

- - - ti.: v. r 1: "a a ttti j;ja-a- T o nanad any, ana, vv ny uiun l x - -I finally made her see that I couldn t

TC- -.. ... ,ass my papa, uau

ana tnat 1 couiun iIt was against the rules or me game aI played it. and that was her nrst reailesson in low finance.

I gave her the second when he cameto me about the twentieth of the month

yjL vuw3. agmijr uau udufrequent, if annoying, proof. As theirfirst duty these were set to repel thepersistently intruded heads of the ex- -tramural horde W herever there appear- -ed a grinning chocolate face, above, be- -low between the sheets, it was the taskof Sarahs young gentlemen forcibly tocornpel its withdrawal. This difficultdetence Inev .arcomnlishen as pftertuallvras any Horatius at the Bridge; and en- -joyed it keenly withal, there being nohard feeling among either besiegers orbesieged.

Seven o clock came. Sarahs strong,even voice could be heard in argumentwith th ice-crea- m man. The re--freshments had arrived, and the propermethod of preserving the consistency ofthat most perishable of. delicacies wasdiscnssed ar exciting length. Eph andBenjamin Harrison, the modern Ho- -

' "itii 11H - rT r t - rail v rhAti1 miritirvV WW1Uvigilance to overhear the toothsometails. 'r-- Yo are pos tive Tiout de chocklit?

was Sarah's final admonition, after theman had. sworn upon his honor as apurveyor that the "refreshments" wouldnot melt before midnight.

Eph and Benjamin Harrison dancedwith emotion.

"Go back ter yo' fences!" commandedSarah. Then, herself intoxicated by therealization that the machinery of theevent was finally in motion, she directedJim to hang the six Japanese lanterns.. To distribute these to the best ad- -vantage proved something of a problem.But the peach-tre- e plainly suggested it--self as a starting-poin- t. The right toexistence of this tree, the only one theyard afforded supplied a permanent topicof debate between Sarah and Jim, mas- -

the obliging virtuoso; he was gracious- -v pleased to accept them .all, it ' is

sweet to be a hero. Meanwhile the dimesclinked with intoxicating frequency in

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much as some years DacK it naa reoeneu anxious ears the intelligence that the nis briet supremacy!so strongly against existence that al- - neighborhood Orpheus was a captive. "Make 'em tune up together!" shriek-thoug- h

one-ha- lf of it still feebly flour- - J3ush! Hi, Bush!" they called, ed the executive Eph. intoxicated by theished, the other half stood withered and wjth a cordial accent that betrayed the prominent part he had played on thisstark. Accordingly, Jim nung two lan--terns on tne tree ana ugmcu mem.Then he looked helplessly about forother points of suspension. Too closecontact with the sheets must be avoided,while to hang the remaining lanterns onthe porch would be to reveal too plainlythe accommodations for "refreshments."

"Gwan! Hang 'em on de close-line- !"

sung out Benjamin Harrison, resourcefully. . . . . .

AFTER THE WEDQING TRIPThus aided, Jim Pf"T ?J "s stand that-there'-s only one place In the negg mm the concern accurnulates she's done that for a while. I've no-- month was exhausted and the pork-constructi- on

tneYndeed the' world where you can live a happy life, a tig one It isn.t safe to move into ticed that people rarely pay down the barrel and the meal-sac- k and the

Wr niilmimtion To the and that's Inside your income. A family offices on Easy Street. money for foolish purchases-th- ey chicken-coo- p were in the same enfee-fouc- of

of fool , onl, their charge them -A lotv " " that's living beyond its means is simply ?or. AJJr.

ness as to whether it. would set aswell as Johnny cake and potatoes."

Some of the simplest and commonesthousehold conveniences the electricTiorlit onrl tlif Vint.watr famt in tVil

bathroom, for ".instance interested andimpressed her far more than had Broad- -way or her first siffht of the steam en--- -I

gine. sne watcnea in solemn Dream- -lessness while the turnine- - on and off ofthe electric light was explained to her.A light that suddenly appeared in re-sponse to the touching of a button wastoo amazing and too suggestive ofmagic to be altogether canny. But thehot-wat- er faucet met with her unquali-fied approval as a labor-savin- g device.

After a day that would have ex-

hausted the average experienced trav-eler of half her age, she was left in herroom at night quietly, reading, withoutglasses, a chapter from the Bible whichshe had found there. When some oneknocked gently at her door at teno'clock the next morning, wonderingjf she were yet awake, she was foundstanding at the window with her bon-net on. having been up since fouro'clock. "Sleep," she said, "is a wasteof time, anyway, but I couldn't sleeptoday. .....When shown over the hotel, sne od--

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John Graham, Porkpacker, toHis Son Picrrcpont.

and kissed me on the ear and seni alittle whisper after it to the effect thatth nousenoid appropriation ior me

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j, ked pretty solemn, and then I ..al- -

V. V. n vrr. ,v..n VRAloweu iiiul sueu no-- c 10. . ,nanas or a receiver. wen, sir, me. . . noAixy Siller Biiuggicu uf "i

made me come pretty close to weaken-ing, but finally I told her that I reck-oned I could manage it so I'd be ap-pointed by the court and hush up thescandal so the neighbors wouldn't hearof it.

I took charge of her little books andpaid over to myself her housekeepingmoney each month, buying everythingmyself, but explaining every move Imade, until in the end I had paid herout of debt and caught up with mysalary again. Then I came home onthe first of the month, handed out hershare of the money, and told her thatthe receiver had been discharged by

.- 1 i.t.My. but sne was pieasea. Ana menshe paid me out for the scare I'd givenher by making me live on side meatand cornbread for a month, so she'dbe sure not to get the sheriff after heragain. Of course, I had to tell heran aDoui il in me enu, nu luuuguhas never forgotten what she learnedabout money during the receivership...... .

she's npver ouit forgotten tne receiver,snpakinir of receiving. I notice the

receipts of hogs are pretty light. Holdyour lard prices up stiff to the market.It looks to me as if that Milwaukeecrowd was getting under the Februarydelivery.

Your affectionate father,JOH.V GRAHAM.

e cigar-bo- x. the crowd m tne streetha thinned to a handful of the 1m- -povenshed.

Suddenly there came a mild cheer ortwo without the gate, accompanied bycertain ot the derisive epithets thatSarah recognized as conventionally ap- -rtlied to the "datro" .Throiich the cate- -way strode Tim. smiline". triumohant. hisevening's quest crowned with victory;for in procession behind him came alarge, floridly ornamented hand-orga- n

and a shy, furtive, undersized Italian,in evident terror lest he be separatedfrom his means of livelihood,

As for ooor Bush, a moment before theheroic pivot of the occasion, delightdropped from him as a mask. Alas for

night of nightsFormal inquiry was made of Bush as

to whether he would care to accompany

item on which you can't afford toeconomize. It's the surplus and un--u,.ii ,wfla o s.mrt rr Koi.

.... ... , .spending, and it s pretty nara to xeacn

. 1 , i .1 n rtcfift U.. IHIIfll I 1 M T I lr'IM M IH1III I II...v, - .w

o. v.,, t. v r,o.,..s ayou want to be the fool hus--

tnd of a fool wife. These girls havean idea that men get money by goingto a benevolent old party behind somebrass bars and shoving a check at himand telling him that they want it InfiftIM nnfl hundreds. '

You want to take home your salaryin actual money for a while, and ex- -plain that it's all you got for sweatinglike a dog for ten hours a day, through

n't gets it in the neck. Explain that...

when papa's daughter has a papa tnatBradstreet rates AA, and that whenpapa's daughter's husband presents afive-doll- ar check with a ten-ce- nt over--

draft he's received by a low-brow- ed oldbrute who calls for the bouncer to putnun uui. uci 'o"- - -wlc orst about the butcher, and thegrocer, and the Iceman, and fhe milk--. . 1 a. - TimmhuT anr! tnp pas- -mail, ..ctkotth.vnt tMrmnnPvanameter ; mat VI Vaiuthat it has to come out ofroll oT bills. Then give her enough topay them, even if you have to grab foryour lunch from a hisrh stool. I usedto know an old fellow back in Mi:ssouri"k"" o tht th, man who did thecarving was always a fool or a hog,

got to learn not to divide

I don't care how much or how littlev aV t want vn to under- -

a hiioTu!9 that's loslner money its1 .3 A cmooVi Anil. tr VMo aI II II I I 1 1 i II. t. LU " ..wb f

i tariff..saie uisututc onav. w..you'Ve got to make your wife help,

m go broke through bad man- -aeement at home than at the office,And I might add that a lot of men who

getUnj, only one dollar'sworth of food for a five-doll- ar bill down

tn five dol- -town exoeci ineir wives bt one-doll- ar bill

at the corner grocery, and to save the"change toward a pair of diamond ear--

The fellows would plant a tin

institution the remaining watch-fire- s ofphilanthropy were made . secure. The

illumination was tunipicii--.

Jrrom this point pvritement auickenedTotboth within and wUho : theSheetS. vv V"VU'" me SirceiS,, IHCICjwere tne 5""I",K " U ' "vr heardthe idle scunieinai n ex- -cept 'neamild flare Ot lights Wltnin had sharnen- -

. . . . . r .1.. .t i?.ed the mteresi 01 inc wdicuc.s.

cinated, intent, they followed the shapeless shadows that now rltV

moved vaguelyjfeross the sheets. The of nrenara- -

tion were plainly under way.1 and stiflingWithin, the air grew can and kick because they didn't get a six long days, and that the cashier Ma swapped the big house and the

,iv romh crop of tomatoes. handed it out with an expression as if teen niggers for me and an old mammySarah, impressive ra r". J Of course, some women put their hus- - you were robbing the cash drawer of an to do the rough work she left theand a flowing white necKiie inai band's salaries on their backs instead orphan asylum. Make her understand breakfast-in-be- d. fine-lad- y business be-t- o

her. ample lavender a' mj r of his ribs; but there are a heap more that while those that have gets, when hlnd ner and started right in to get thenervously about, tortured py an .v... wiVps' new seal- - thev nresent a check, those that have- - r0Ct ct th. erinrntfon that belonged toW hich many a more expenencea nnsiesswill understand. Mainstay of the oc

: Am -- III I Iircasion, imperative ...unappropnated dimes tnai wereclutched frugally in hot, moist paimsthe "music" had tauea 10 ayycai

bling voice, "yo' mus' go find dat dago.

It ain't no use havin" a lawn party ex-ce- p'

we have de instrumentation.Through the gate, were restless Ben-

jamin Harrison had been Rationed withof

cigar-bo- x as thea,. t: aMW sned. It was al- -. ' J .?"V. - 'r -- irUt A second

rea U V IX V. lll"l'vw a

lter there sounded witnin ine ?T!?.!. ,iWr-- rhnk. A O ignifiedmc nisi iiivio'"- - ,

orrired trom tne xT?laiT,conort naa . "Hu.,,,.,,Street Colored WithghelKff rah

dignitaries sat in a semi- -and the Baptist

raCaues in two-b- it cigars. Because

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,v mean that he's a good husbandmay" mean that he's a hog. And

he there's a cuss in the family andcomes down to betting which, on gen- -

eral principles the man always carriesmy money. I make mistakes at it. butit'v the only winning system l ve ev... i rmmca ttVwn ahle to Qiscover m 6.o w

V han...... - - .. . . 3 i :-,. n-- i nt tn ena me weuuims'"". .7,

with a business meeting ana rant wyour wife Just as frankly as you would

ma ivhnm vou'd taken into part- -

Tell her Just what your salary?el?hen ,ay jt out between youZ much for joint expenses, the house,rand the houseKen;Vours and o

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SUNDAY ADVERTISER, MARCH 27, 1904.6

GIFT OF VICTORIA. RETSOCIETY 11 im pi iimi iiim .. ji

To the Public:

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Having been informed a certain firm trading as Yat Loy

& Co., King street, were offering shoes called Walkover at

$3.25 a pair, we this day investigated the matter and discov-

ered these people did have in their window Shoes bearing the

mark of Walkover. We've made further investigations and- found a quantity of shoes in their stock with the brand Walk-

over on the boxes, which proved to be of an inferior qualityand not from the factory of Geo. E. Keith & Co., the makers

of Walkover Shoes.The head of the firm admitted an employee of their's had

caused tfie brand Walkover to be placed thereon by means

of a rubber stamp, without consent of the proprietor, and, gave us the following letter in explanation, which we gave

Yat Loy & Co. to understand, in justice to our customers and

ourselves, we would advertise:HONOLULU, March. 25, 1904.

L. B. KERR & CO., Ltd.Dear Sir: We regret one of our employees, without our knowledge,

branded and offered certain shoes for sale as Walkover. These were notbought from Geo. E. Keith & Co., the makers of Walkover Shoes. Wesince learn you are sole agents for Walkovers, and if you overlook thematter this time we will undertake not to let the mistake again happen.

(Signed)' YAT LOY & CO,Loy Kau.

As far as Yat Loy & Co. are concerned, we will allow thematter to end, accepting their explanations, but we cautionthe public we are the bona fide agents in Hawaii for WalkoverShoes, and they cannot be bought in any part of the worldfor less than $3.50 a pair. We further give notice that wewill prosecute to the full extent of the law, any person or per-

sons who attempt in any way to infringe on our agency.

L. B. KERR & CO., LIMITED.Honolulu, March 25, 1904.

away in the yacht Lurline on Thurs-day, their destination being Samoaand the South Seas.

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Mrs. Louis Abrams entertained at

The aspmbl'-- Pirates at the home of' Kawananakoa on Pensa-iol- ath- - Princess

street ould be hfard last nightas far off as Thomas Square,, melo-

diously thantins their choruses andincidentally advertising the precision

of their work.Stage work started last week and

reveals plenty of dramatic talent which

will be exercised to the full in the cho-ru- .-

action as well as the principals.Director Allan Dunn has two fads, one

the dramatic action of his singers andthe other the rapidity of stage settings.There will be no waits between actsin the Pirates.

Mrs. Atwood is to be credited withexcellent work in the musical detail ofthe opera and at the piano and drillingof "the c horus has been as painstakingas she has been successful. Kappel-meist- er

Berger is already hard at workwith his orchestra.

The costumes for the Pirates are nowbeing made. The goods were selectedwith a view to picturesque but harmo-nious effect and are simply gorgeousIn their display of sashes and breechesand handkerchiefs.

The ladies' costumes, being modern,are being given care and attention, thatccstumes seldom have bestowed uponthem. As for the "Nightdress Bri-

gade," there are fourteen of them alltold, the creations that will be wornwould be the prize piece of any trous-seau, and if rumor says sooth will bereminiscent of certain nuptial ward-robes. Aside from Mrs. Hibberdine,Mrs. Lewis, Miss Rosie Cunha and MissMutch, who as Mabel, Kate, Edith andIsabel, lead the nighties, the brigadeconsists of Mesdames Dougherty,Humphreys, Hawes, Dunn, May andBoyd, and Mesdemolselles Beckley,McCrosson, Lishman, and Le Gros.The full chorus of girls as they willrange from the right to left of thestag? rn the eventful nights, runs asfollows: Mrs. Dougherty, Mrs. Dunn,Miss Beckley. Miss McCrosson, Mrs.May, Mrs. Hawes, Mrs. Humphreys,Mrs. McClanahan, Mrs. Gignoux, Mrs.Parkhurst, Miss Lishman, Miss LeGros, Miss DIas, Mrs. Alapal, Miss Ke-liia- a,

Mrs. Sullivan, Miss Sullivan, MissDias. Miss Aylett, Mrs. Boyd. Thepirates, led by Hugo Herzer as theKing, James Dougherty as Frederickand Clarence "Waterman aa Samuel,arc Messrs. Thayer, Clayton, Crabbe,Burgess, Davidson, Adams, v.. Webb,Cobb, Dickson, Chambers and Morse,while the doughty policemen in thecharge of Sergeant Sonny Cunha areMessrs. Livingstone, Melcbers, Beak-ban- e,

Boyd, Howland, Smithies, Re-ne- ar

and Harrison. The Major Gen-eral is Raymond Brown; and Ruth, oneof Mrs. Hoffman's roles, is taken by

Conthmed for One Week longerRUGS, J CARPETS, DOOR MATS, CRUMB CLOTHS

AND LINOLEUM.

THE QUEEN EMMA RELICS.

Mrs. MacKenzie, Miss Winston, Dr.and Mrs. Baker, Major Davis.

1$ te

Mrs. C. L. Holloway gave a poi sup-

per on Wednesday evening for a num-

ber of guests, including Governor andMrs. Carter. J

Ipt 'Mr. Tony Afong is expected here next

mcnth from Macao, China, to visit hismother, Mrs. Julia Afong. He willlater go East to place his son in-- col-

lege. '

Mrs. Heinrich Renjes (nee Coney)who is now a resident of Germany, isexpected here next month to visit several weeks. v

tSOn Thursday last, at her residence

near Diamond Head, Mrs. Henry E.High,ton grave a luncheon in honor ofMrs. Charles Merfill. who with herhusband, of Holbrook, Merrill & Stet-son, ft San Francisco", is on a visit toHoncMiIu. The guests present, in ad-dition to Mrs. Merrill, were Mrs. Sam-uel Parker, Mrs. J. S. McGrew, Mrs.J. O. Carter and Mrs. Kelley.

Miss Paris entertained about thirtyguests at the Peninsula yesterday inhonor of Miss White. The day wasmost appropriate for a Peninsula fete,with wonderful cloud effects and color-ing. The view across the loch of theKoolau range was especially beautifulwith its shapely-cu-t peaks and vary-ing 'shades of green, red and brown.The luncheon was all that could bedesired and toasts were offered to MissWhite, Miss Paris and Governor Car--ter, who was to have been one of theguests. Later the party repaired tothe pavilion at the lower end of thePeninsula where an impromptu Vir-ginia reel was measured and the eventwas made merry with song and orchestra accompaniment, comprising Mr.Marx, Miss Damon, Miss Fisher," Rob-ert Paris and others. Among1 thosepresent were Mr. and Mrs. White,. MissWhite, Mrs. Day, Mr. and Mrs. Marx,Misses Catherine Smith, Julie Damon,Irene Fisher, Rhoda Greene, KathleenCartwright, Edna Kelley, Stella Potter,Miss Castle, Gertrude Brown, Mrs.Hawes, Messrs. R. Scott, George Cana- -varro, J. Atkinson, George Castle, Rob-ert Paris, Gilchrist Hatch Derby, Har-old Castle, Percy White, RichardWhite and Judge Lindsay.

At a dinner given on Thursday even-ing the engagement of Miss ClaireKelley and Mr. R. Scott was an-

nounced. Those present were MissEdna Kelley, Miss Claire Kelley, MissNellie White, Miss Marion Scott, MissMacfarlane, Miss Hartnagel, Miss Ter-ry, Mr. Scott, Mr. Derby, Mr. A. L. C.Atkinson, Mr. E. Wright. Mr. Judd,Mr. Terry, Mr. Walter Dillingham.

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Mrs. Alexander Isenberg was hostesson Thursday at a luncheon, yellowbeing the basis of the color schemeworked out with yellow coreopsis blos-soms. The guests were Mrs. JohnMerrill, Jr., Mrs. Ivers, Mrs. Hawes,Mrs. Belle Jones, Mrs. Babbitt, MissHammond, Miss Alice Jones, Miss Ger-trude Jones, Miss Terry and Miss La-vir.- o.

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After much social entertainment intheir behalf, Mr. and Mrs. Sinclair,Miss Sinclair and Mr. Freeman sailed

luncheon last Monday in honor of MissAdele Begulin who departed in theAlameda. Among the guests wereMrs." C. S. Crane, Mrs. J. C. Cohen,Miss Begulin, Miss Saunders, Mrs.Prescott, Mrs. Soule, Mrs. Lederer, MissGrace Power, Mrs.- - Kubey, Mrs. Fran-cis Brooks.

On last Tuesday evening Mrs. J. C.Cohen entertained a large number ofher friends at the Young Hotel, atcards. Supper wa's served at a latehour. Among the guests were Mr. andMrs. Abrams, Miss Adele Begulin, Mr.and Mrs. Chas. Moore, Mrs. and MissRowena Green, Mr. and Mrs. S. Kubey,Mrs. Fanny Zeave, Mr. and Mrs. J.Rial, Captain and Mrs. Soule, J. C.Cohen, Mr. Wolf, Mr. "Kaiser, Mr. andMrs. Crane.

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Monday night last Mr. and Mrs. Sin-clair, of the yacht Lurline, entertaineda large party at the Royal HawaiianHotel at dinner. Following ware theguests: Col. and Mrs. Sam'l Parker,Prince David Kawananakoa, Miss AliceCampbell, Col. and Mrs. G. W. Macfarlane, Mr. and Mrs. Hewitt, Mr. andMrs. L. A. Thurston, Mr. and Mrs.Clarence Macfarlane, Mr. and Mrs. A.W. Pearson, Miss Sinclair, Miss McCrosson, Miss Stella Potter, Miss Low,Mr. Eben P. Low, Mr. and Mrs. Mc-Crosson, Mr. G. P. Thielen.

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On Monday evening Mr. and Mrs,Samuel .Boardman of San Franciscoentertained at 'dinner Miss GardieMacfarlane, Miss Eleanor Terry, Mr.Walter Dillingham.

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Miss Madge McCandless of Walkikl,gave a very elaborate luncheon onFriday for a number of young friends.

Mrs. C. L. Wight of Nuuanu Valley,gave a luncheon on Friday in honorof Mrs. Jarret of Hawaii

Mrs. Clifford Kimball gave an elegantafternoon tea on Tuesday last in honorof Mrs. Dikwell Hewett of San FranCisco. A large number of Honolulu society people were present. The refresh-ments were very elaborate and everyone pronounced it one of the most en-joyable affairs of the season.

James Gibb, manager of Paauhauplantation, will arrive this morningand stop at the Hawaiian Hotel.

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Dr. J. H. Raymond, of Ulupalakua,is at the Hawaiian Hotel.

Mrs. Clifford Kimball entertainedMiss Jones and Miss Lavino of Bostonat a musicale on Friday evening. Thiswas followed by progressive pedro.Tlje prizes were unique. The evening'sentertainment ended with a daintysupper.

A jolly dinner was given by Mrs.Clifford Kimball on Saturday eveningIn honor of Mr. and Mrs. Dikwell

who are here on their honeymoon. The table decorations were inred. Covers were laid for fourteen.

Velvet RugsSize 5 ft. 2 inch.x7

ft. 5 inch., worth $14.00 $9.50Crumb ClothsSize 9 ft.xi2 ft,

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ft. 3 inch., worth. 7.50 $5.50Japanese RugsSize 3 ftx6 ft,

worth 2.50 $1.25 .Linoleum 6 feet wide, $1Sale price. .

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Miss Hall, who is going to make a bighi; in the part.

The play "Alcibiades" by Miss Ethel-ind- a

Schaefer Is to be presenrei at heHawaiian Opera House on the even-ing of April 12, 1904. The cast It? corn-pos- ed

of young girls, mostlv school-girls, who have been glad to offer theirservices for the aid of the KaiulanlHome. The play Is thoroughly ama-teur and the friends of the youngplayers have been loth to see it pre-

sented in so large a hall as the operahouse, but the scenery and other con-siderations hold so important a partIn a successful play, that the operahouse has finally been chosen. Theycung players hope that the criticism fof those Interested enough to attendwill be considerate.

Mrs. Dr. Walter Hoffman is Instruct-ing the cast in its recitation und por-trayal, Mr. Stanley Livingston in themusic, and Mr. W. D. Adams has un-

dertaken the management of the stage.yir. W. G. Irwin has generously grant-ed the opera house free of charge forthe performance.

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Governor Carter went to Waialua onFriday afternoon and will stay untilMonday.

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Mr. and Mrs. James B. Castle, MissNellie White and Mr. Percy White,leave on the Korea next Wednesdayfcr San Francisco, whence all but Mr. .

Castle will leave for Europe. Mrs.James B. Castle is not in the best ofhealth at present. I

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Mr. and Mrs. F. M. Swanzy and MissFarley left on the Alameda for thecoast. Mrs. Swanzy will stay for sometime in Europe. ,

With the departure of Captain U. S.G. White, IT. S. N., and Mrs. White, onthf Alameda, two very popular Navypeople will be missed in social circles.

1$ t&Mrs. William G. Irwin may visit in

Honolulu this summer.jt

An informal tea was given on Friday by Mrs. Clifford Kimball in honorof Mrs. Hewitt of San Francisco. ,

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Mr. Robert Shingle was host on Sun-d- aj

last at Wailele Falls, Kallhl Val-ley, at a picnic given in honor of Air.and Mrs. John Merrill, Mrs. John Mer-rill, Jr., and Miss Merrill of San Fran-cisco. Among the guests were Mr.and Mrs. John Merrill, Mrs. Merrill,Mr. and Mrs. Harry Macfarlane, Mr.and Mrs. B. Baird, Mr. and Mrs. Clif-ford Kimball, Miss Merrill, Miss Ham-mond, the Misses Macfarlane, Mr. B.Griggs Holt, Mr. J. O. Carter, Jr.. andCt'shman Carter.

.The dance at the Moana Hotel onFriday evening, like its predecessors,w'as--. a most enjoyable entertainment.

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lOn Friday afternoon Mrs. W. O.tormtn gave a thimble bee in honor ofMrs. Merrill and daughter of San Francisco.

tMiss Castle will postpone her musi- -

cale until April 10 on account of theEaster cantata to be sung at CentralUnion church on Easter evening.

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Mrs. Harry Couzens will give anEaster luncheon on Monday followingEaster Sunday. Some unique tabledecorations are promised.

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A daughter was born in Boston onMarch 24 to Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Castle.Jr.

i'Polly Piper" is the unique name for

a tea given on Mondav aftern ocm nvMrS- - Bel,e Jore3 Nuuanu avenue Aclay pipe was given each &uegt andcolored tissue paper was at hand todress the pipe into the semblance of adcl1- - Tfte task gave no end of amusement, Dut deit fingers fashioned theawkward frame with paper until someof the dolls were really worth "while."To Helen Wilder was awarded theprize for the most original, her dollbeing dubbed "Mrs. Eve." That ofMiss Lavino was selected as the mostbeautifully gowned, and Miss AliceJones' doll was vnfoil Tiv-- a nmm;ifato be the funniest. The service ofdainty refreshments concluded an en- -jcyable afternoon.

Miss Flora Donaldson and Mr. GavinSpence, the Scottish singers, were en-tertained on Tuesday afternoon byMrs. Catton.

In honor of Mrs. Price. Col. MeClel-la- n

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represented Spring, and dissected a discarded mattressfor the purpose. One clipper spring, full of daffodils, restedon his head, and one spring was clasped on each ear. Thehost was a Judge, with a bag wig, and the hostess appearedas Queen Anne. Will Irwin was Poetry and his wife Bac- -.

chante. Mrs. Lucie May Hayes made a fetching Yum Yumand Charlie Field was Donatello. Dick Hotaling as WidowBedott, Mrs. H. K. Field as Madame La Pompadour, Dr. Rus-sell Cool as a Tahitian, Mrs. Cool as a Colonial dame andMrs. Shotwell as Marie Antoinette made a picturesque grouparound a beautifully decorated table. The Deerings havestruck the keynote of originality in all their entertainments,and they always have clever people as their guests. BeforeMrs. Deering's marriage she was hostess at several veryunique affairs. One was a dinner where the favors were the"not available" slips she had received from publishers beforeshe attained success in literature. It. was she, also, whopioneered the custom of giving "local color" dinners. At oneof these, eaten in an Italian restaurant in the Latin Quarter,the dinner was followed by a visit to the Italian marionettetheatre. On another occasion the guests ate a French dinnerand then adjourned to a lecture by M. La Roux. A.Chinesedinner, with the Chinese theatre as the wind-u- p, was anotherof these original affairs which Society afterwards copied.Town Talk.

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Team Routs theClan.

Braw and canny Scotsmen dinna kena goal in yesterday's Association football match on the Makiki field wherethe "Rest of the World" players outplayed and outscored them in as fine agame as has ever been seen here. The"Rest of the World" team scored twogoals in the first half and two more inthe second, making a total of four totheir opponents' zero.

One team was made up entirely ofScotsmen and the- - other of playersfrom all the league teams, who werenot Scotsmen. Wagers were laid thatthe Scotsmen with their experience atassociation football would everlastinglywallop the Outlanders, but the tide ofbattle swung just the opposite way al-

most from the kick-o- ff at 4:15 whichwas made by Gavin Spence, the re-

nowned Scottish singer and entertain-er. The "Restof the World" went Intothe fray with determination and irre-sistible onslaughts which the Scotswere unable to overcome. The halvesof the Scots were broken down timeand again, and the forwards were. un-able to keep the ball on the move to-

ward the Honolulu goal.It was a good game, however, both

sides showing a remarkably keenscience. If the Scots were defeated itwas not because they did not put up agood game, but because they were unfortunate in such true punting of the"World" for goals. -

The first goal made was a corner kickby Churton to center and puntedthrough by Henry. Goal-keep- er Cattonfor the Scots cleverly blocked astraight-for-the-go- al kick made by Wa- -terhouse and was cheered for his alert-ness. The second goal of the "World"was made on a corner kick by Andersonto Henry, who passed to Churton, thelatter forcing it between the uprights.

In the second half the third goal ofthe "World" was made by Churtonafter some exceptionally clever passing.The fourth was made on a side-lin- e kicktoward the Scottish goal which Catteralcaught and rolled along saving it froma vicious kick by Guild, and then shoot-ing it past Goal-ke- er Catton.

For the --World," Henry was a star,ably seconded by Churton. Soper .wasone of the best fullbacks developed thisseason, his high-cla- ss punting savingmany a dangerous movement towardthe "World" goal on the part of theScots. Mayall and Blackman. were de-

pendable men at all times.For the Scots, "Bob" Anderson did

some of the best head-puntin- g of theday. Cockburn. as usual, was in evi-dence in a ticklish play, but did notplay in his usual position of. forwardwhere he shows to better advantage.Mackintosh was a dangerous opponentat all times and Catton and Blrkmyreand Fiddes as forwards did some splen-did team passing.

A big crowd witnessed the game.

Another Football Game.Another Association football game

will be played next Saturday afternoon on the Makiki field between thechamDion Maile Ilimas and a teamcomposed of the pick of the remain-der of the league. The "socker" playershave sriven a long season of good, clean.entertaining sport, and their league hasobtained a strong hold among root- -ball enthusiasts.

Horses at the Track.Race horse owners are beginning to

try-o- ut their strings at the race track,Kapiolani Park. The rail-bir- ds areagain getting into form and earlymorning finds many of them perchedon the fence about the track intentlywatching their favorites. Jim Quinnhas four horses at work. Prince- - Davidthree, and Lucas and Patterson are alsoin evidence.

face and neck. The first round wasclearly McDonald's, Jackson going tohis knees once, and both fell in aclinch. In the second round Jacksonlanded a Drettv blow en McDonaldsjaw and the owner of it went to thefloor. There was fierce fighting allthrough the round, Jackson landingheavy blows on McDonald's ribs. Mc-

Donald reached Jackson oftener butfailed to hit. the right place for a surestunner. The third, fourth and fifthrounds dragged along with little hit-ting," both sparring for wind.

In the sixth and last round McDonaldwas unsteady on his feet but landedheavy blows on Jackson's jaw. causinghis mouth to bleed. Jackson return-ed some telling face' blows and stagger-ed McDonald. As the gong soundedMcDonald landed on the jaw and Jack-

son on the wind.The four-roun- d contest between St.

tb theClair and Soares was awardedformer, a decision which did not pleasethe audience.

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Two blows In the second round, onewhen Champion Dave Barry struckPatton with an awful left hook, andthe other when Patton struck the floor,decided the contest last night betweenthe middle-weight- s. Barry gave theaudience a fine exhibition of his knowl-edge of ring tactics by delivering ashift blow on Patton's upper maxil-lary directly over the eye-toot- h, whichnot only sent him prone to the floor,but caused him to writhe in pain evenlong after he had been counted out byReferee Jimmy Fox.

The knock-o- ut .blow was-delivere- soquickly within two seconds after thegong had sounded for the round tobegin that the big , audience itselfseemed as much stunned as the boiler-mak- er

who was unfortunate enough tobe hit. " "When the crowd realized thatBarry Itad again been victorious, theOrpheum rang with cheers to whichthe victor smilingly nodded his appre-ciation of their good-wil- l.

The blow which floored Patton isknown as the "shift," and is one of thedangerous tricks used by experiencedboxers with amateurs, or those whohave not developed a knowledge of thetrade. "When the gong sounded Barryleaped to bis feet, strode quickly acrossthe ring, advancing abreast of Pattonwith his guard open, and stopped be-

fore Patton with his right foot for-

ward, contrary to the usual boxing po-

sition, Patton at least figured onBarry to spar off to the usual positionwith the left foot forward. This wasPatton's fatal mistake, for in the sameinstant Dave's left fist formed a hookand it shot forward with every ounceof steam in Barry's body, landing witha force that would have felled a bul-lock, directly on Patton's upper lip.Patton's head fell back and his bodyhulked to the floor in a heap, wherehe lay stunned and helpless. But themaster mind that conceived the direc-tion of the blow was that of Billy"Woods, Barry's trainer, who, as thegong was about to sound, whisperedto the champion, "Use the shift."

"When both men entered the ring theywere in the finest condition Dave,ruddy-cheek- ed as a farmer boy in townwith a load of potatoes; Patton, broad-shouldere- d,

clear-skinne- d, agile andmuscular, but with slightly too muchweigh at the waist. Both looked likegladiators as they squared off, Pattonlanding the first blow, a bad one inBarry's ribs. - A swing of Dave's leftcaught the boiler-mak- er in the jaw.Patton's return with his left wasblocked and they clinched. Barry be-

gan leading and broke through Pat-ton's guard to his neck. Patton deliv-ered a steamy blow with his right inBarry's wind, giving the champion

a straight left. In the ribs. Bot'athen exchanged hard head blows. .Pat-ton landed both gloves on Barry, onein the wind and the other on his jaw,receiving a punisher directly over thepit of the 3tomach. Patton rwungboth fists again and both landed inthe same positions. Barry began tolook dangerous and followed Pattonaround the ring, taking rib blows ashe did so. As the gong sounded Bar-ry delivered a straight left Jab intoPatton's mouth.

The second round was short andsweet for Barry.

SILVA AND ACKERMAN.Of the preliminaries the most enter-

taining was that between Silva andAckerman, in which the giant wasfound to be no match for the Punch-bowl Demon, the decision going to thelatter.

Almost from the start the contestwas a sort of wrestling match. Ack-

erman at first swung hard and landedsome staggerers on Silva's head, reach-ing his wind often. Silva had no op-

portunity to work in, for on close fight-ing Ackerman clinched. . The pon-

derous blows of Ackerman were fullof force in the beginning but soon diedo'jt. The two huge men came together at all times with crashes and al-

ways clinched. Jimmy Fox had hishands full trying to break them apart.In the second round Silva played forAckerman's wind and got in blow afterblow, almost winding the giant. Clinch,cnnch, clinch was the story of roundafter round, the giant weakeningsteadily until he clung to Silva for sup-port. Silva pounded head and windwith ferocity, and received consider-able punishment himself, but inthe last round Ackerman was clearlythe loser and the decision was properlygiven to Silva.

JACKSON AND M'DONALD.The Jackson-McDonal- d fight was a

clever boxing exhibition and was pro-nounced a draw. Jackson made use ofsome spectacular maneuvers in theopening of the first round, but soonchanged them and acted entirely on thedefensive. McDonald was the aggres-sor throughout. He played heavily onJackson's wind, and easily reached his

One tourist who came here during the big rain got enough of the place intwo days and went away vengeful. She had intended to stay a month. Comingup from the wharf she got wet and that did not tend to give her, a roseate viewof life in the tropics. The next day, during an intermission in the storm, shewent out shopping and while going down Fort street felt something bite her inthe region of the shoulder-blad- e. She squirmed and then got another bite. Atthis she screamed lustily and began to tear off her waist. Just then an old nativecame along and saw a huge centipede on the lady's bare shoulder. This he slappedoff. When the tourist got one look at the ugly reptile she hustled back to thehotel, paid her bill and left for home, vowing that Honolulu, which was the worstplace she had ever seen in her life, should have its reputation riddled as soon asshe reached the mainland.

Honolulu's encore fiends will root in the ground and grunt in the next in-

carnation see if they don't. The way they made Miss Donaldson come back andgive them more than they had paid for was a feature of the Scottish concert thatwasn't down on the bills. People who might hesitate to encore a cigar or a fivecent glass of soda or a car ride or a dish of fried ovsters at a cafe, never stopcalling back high-price- d artists and making them do it over again without extrapay. The thing is an imposition which most of our entertainers resent. Whycan't a Honolulu audience applaud generously and be done with it. A singer,especially, needs fest for her voice, not recalls; and when she gives a goodmeasure she should be freed from the importunity for more.

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It is possible that Honolulu is to lose the romantic but unintelligible namesby which the four points of the compass are usually designated here.- - Themalihini, of course can hardly be expected at first blush to understand what ismeant, when he is told to go "mauka," or "makai," or "Ewa," or "Waikiki," andit sometimes strikes a stranger pretty hard when he is inquiring for the post-offi- ce

to be told to go one block "Ewa" and two blocks "mauka." But the RapidTransit company has changed all this, and if the natives and kamaainas wereuncertain before of the four points of the compass they are learning rapidly now.When a conductor asks whether you want a transfer on either the Hotel, King,Alakea or Fort street lines he always inquires whether you intend to go "northor south" or "east or west." So that if you are a little rusty on the geography ofHonolulu, it is time to brush up now. unless you want to get a street car transfersometimes in a direction opposite to that you are intending to take. Incidentallythe conductors say south when the direction they mean is west.

I heard another good story about the late Princess Ruth the other day. Ruththough of bulky form, was always particular in her choice of clothes, and shegenerally choose the material for her dresses with especial regard for the displayof her own charms of figure. Also she was a little proud of her waist measure.One day it is related, the Princess was preparing for an official reception, andher attendants were anxiously endeavoring to fit a new silk dress, which appearedto be just a little short in material. Her Highness was certain she could wearthe dress, however, and held her breath while the anxious attendants fastenedthe buttons on the tight fitting waist. It was an operation that required someminutes as well as much skill, but the Princess cheerfully held her sides andsqueezed into the smallest possible circumference while her attendants did the job.Mistress as well as maids were perspiring freely before the waist was satisfactorilyadjusted and the latter then stepped to one side to view the effect. The Princesspleased over their success, emitted a good natured "auwe" with a sigh of reliefand the dress was split from top to bottom. The Princess kept to her apartmentsthat afternoon. I

"You have no idea of the unskillfulness of the general run of people inwrapping and tieing up packages," said a Fort street ' merchant the other day.

"Now, here's an example," as a small boy entered the store with a rumpled, untid-

y-looking package under his arm. It was realty a shapeless bundle wrapped ina newspaper which had been pulled about it any old way. The string was piecedtogether, and in some places was very tight, in others quite loose. As the boydeposited the package on the counter it fell apart and a couple of corsets out onapproval were exposed to The Bystander's eye.

That's a sample." said the storekeeper. "Package go out of this and moststores, neatly made up and securely tied. Should a bundle look untidy or buna!ed,do you suppose the gentler sex purchaser would be seen carrying it on the street?Xo." But at home she will tie up the same bundle in an n'd torn newspaper, knotseveral pieces of string together to wrap around it in the poorest sort of way.Bundle wrapping is an art, and does not exist outside the stores."

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SUNDAY ADVERTISER, MARCH 27, 1904.8

LUA SCHOOLAT WAIALUA

BRAVOS FORSLAPOFFSKI

A Great Singer Has a

LOCAL BREVITIES.

Governor Carter is enjoying a restuntil tomorrow at Waialua. .

Archdeacon Webber will address themen' meeting at the Y. M. C. A. at4 p.m. j

Mr. Lot Kaulukou will sing the of-fertory at the evening service todayat Central Union church.

Owing to the band's attendance atthe Coney funeral,- - the concert at Ma-k- ee

Island announced for this after-noon has been cancelled.

Sunday AdvcuerfKntert-- d at the Poatoffice In Honolulu,

H. T.. as second cla.ss matter.)

Published r very unuaytvjor ning

by theHAWAIIAN GAZETTE CO.. LtJ- -

von Holt Block, 65 South King SlA. vV. Pearson business Manager

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March 28, at my salesrooms, at 12o'clock 'noon, PACIFIC HEIGHTSLOTS, being all property not releasedfrom mortgage...

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Easter hats at Sachs.Table napkins,-- &3c. dozen, at Kerr's.Fresh flowers of all kinds today at

Mrs. Taylor's, Young building.A silent or active partner in well es-

tablished business is wanted. See. clas-sified advertisements. f

New Oriental laces at Kerr's.See the flowered organdies at 25c.

yard at Sachs'. '"'.The most popular smoke Is the "Gen-eral Arthur cigar. Popular in quality,popular in size and popular -- n price.

You can get it cheapest at Kerr's.For Easter, new wash neckwear 35c,

kid gloves that are guaranteed $1.25pair, at Sachs'.

Pearson & Potter Co., Fort street,dealers In sporting goods guns, ammu-nition, fishing tackle, etc., are also Ex-

tensive dealers in hunters and camp-ers' outfits, selling and renting satnj.

Forty-two-in- ch black voile, 40c. ''yard,at Kerr's.

Kamehameha. Kaiulmi and Kala-kau- agold-plait- ed hat pins, gratis, with

trimmed hats at Sachs'. - " '

Easter materials for stylish gownsare on display at N. S. Sams' Dry-Good- s

Co.; also many additions in i.bemillinery department. Souvenir hatpins given away with each trimtiedhat.

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The regular monthly meeting of St,Andrew's Guild and Woman's Auxil-iary will be held tomorrow afternoonat 2:30 o'clock in the cathedral Sundayschool room.

Holy .veek services at St. Clement'swill be according to card excepting the11 o'clock service,' which has been can-celled to allow members to attend Arch-deacon Webber's ministrations at St.Andrew's cathedral. ,

At the sale by Commissioner W. R.Sims of the residence of Chas. F. Her-ric- k,

Makiki, under foreclosure of mort-gage, Mrs. Samuel Parker, mortgagee,bought in the property for $5050. Itsassessed valuation was $6500.

Commissioner Pratt yesterday sold atauction a Government leasehold atKaneohe." containing five acres with afishing right. The upset price was $50,but lively bidding made it ,$135 a yearto the purchaser, Mrs. Iaukea.

Governor Carter and PresidentCrabbe of the Senate both have de-

clared against entertaining the disbar-ment bill of Geo. A. Davis, or any othermeasure but appropriation bills, at thespecial session of the Legislature.

The schedule on the Hotel streetelectric line was disarranged yesterdaymorning by the breaking of axles ontwo cars. One broke at Fort- - street,the other at the pumping station, andboth during the early morning trip.

Some who saw the aerial fireball passover Waikiki the other night think itwas a meteorite arid that it fell at Ka-imu- ki.

If so it would not have beenthe first to drop in that vicinity, as alarge stone has been pointed out therewhich is believed to have dropped fromspace. The reason given is that itsmaterial differs from other lithologicaldeposits there.

The Board of Health is holding ses-sions from day to day to deliberate onmeans for bringing its expendituresdown to the Governor's estimates forthe rest of this period. Probably someeconomy may be exercised at the LeperSettlement, where extravagance hasbeen created by the action of the Leg-islature in increasing rations withoutgood cause shown.

A temporary injunction was grantedby Judge Robinson yesterday to pre-vent the mortgagee's sale of PacificHeights properties. C. S. Desky, aspetitioner against C. W. Booth, praysfor reformation of the mortgage to pro-tect owners who bought lots before theincumbrance was incurred, also to re-serve water rights and the roads uponthe tract from the foreclosure.

Fulfilling Scripture.

This is the way a bright lad puts it:"And whosoever hath not, from himshall be taken away even that whichhe seemeth to have as the wind saidwhen it blew off the man's wig!" Lip-pincot- t's

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Where the Hawaiians' Learned to Disjoint

the Body.

It is not beyond the memory of agedHawaiians when a school was held atWaialua where the principal study wasthe lua, or the dislocation of the bonesof the "body, a. rite semi-religio- us incharacter and mainly martial in object,a relic of the barbarism, if it may beso-call- ed, of ancient Hawaii.

In the forties the authorities sup-pressed the school and knowledge ofthe art gradually diminished, until atthe present day there are but few Ha-waiians who are such adepts in its usesthat they could render a strong oppon-ent powerless.

To be successful in war all Hawai-ians were taught the lua. First ofall they became adept in the hula, forit was with the soft, cadenced rhythmof the oli, the sonorous, measured,monotonous tones of the rnele, that vic-

tims were oftentimes disarmed of sus-picion, until suddenly the dancer andsinger seized the unsuspecting specta-tor by the wrist or hand, and with thewonderful knowledge they possessed ofthe muscles, nerves and bones, thethumb and little finger would be dis-jointed, the wrist bones displaced or theshoulder thrown into an agonizing dis-location. ' The victim became a helplessphysical wreck in a few minutes, oroftentimes In a few seconds.

At the Waialua school the throwingof spears, wrestling, swimming, and allmanner . of gymnastics were enteredinto with enthusiasm, for everythought was to make the body strong,wiry and active for war purposes.

On the plains of Mokuleia and Lihueon the way to Waialua the studentshovered in quest of victims upon whomto practice. A lone traveller was oftenattracted by the lovely music of thehula kui or the mele. Like the luringvoice of the siren, the ImpressionableHawaiian was drawn to the source ofthe singing. He listened in rapt at-tention to the singer, all suspicion dis-armed. Suddenly the traveller's wristwa3 seized, the thumb and little fingerof a hand disjointed, a nerve in thep;ftm was pressed until pain shotthrough the body; a muscle in thebiceps was dug into-b-y wiry fingers un-til fajntness came. The process of dis-jointing and dislocating went on, thewrist, elbow, shoulder and toes beinglikewise treated. In extreme cases theeyes were gouged, and at last havinggone through the entire list of accom-plishments in the lua, the victim washelpless, stunned, insensible. The re-

habilitation of the body was gonethrough by the student afterwards, un-til all the bones were restored to theirnormal positions, but oftener still thevictim was left to die.

No soldier in the ancient days wascomplete in his warlike education untilthe lua was thoroughly mastered. Inmany respects it is not unlike a Jap-anese accomplishment and it may bethat the natives learned the trick fromsome of the old-tim- e Japanese castaways.

There is still living at Waialua anaged-- Hawaiian who was a Hercules inthe thirties and forties of the last cen-tury. This man was a member of. thefaculty of the lua school. His memoryis still clear on matters relating to theart of disjointing the body.

The modern hula kui of the presentday contains a few of the steps whichbelonged to the war dance common tothe lua.

JAPANESE AGENCIES ARENUMEROUS BUT DOING WELL

(Continued from page 1.)

bestowed upon her. But whether theyhave any business or not, the employ-ment agents in Honolulu are not wor-rying much about it. They sit intheir little shops at their ease all day,smoking the cigarette of contentment,and always manage to have enoughmoney ahead to pay their rent. Theypay no taxes, and the police exerciseho supervision .over them and they ap-

parently make as good a living wheth-er they find employment for one or adozen servants in a month.

cnt Fortune cists woTH- -NC Our object In making this un-

precedented oner is to advertise andpromote the sale of our SouvenirCol of Admission t t eWorld S Ftir. These SouvenirCoins of Admission are of artistic andappropriate desiea, are invaluable asmementos of this greatest of all Ex--

Cositions and are similar to theDollar. Aside from their

intrinsic value, we will accept them inexchange for regular tickets of admis-sion to the World's Fair nd for thispurpose will maintain a ticket office atthe main entrance to the Kair Grounds,which will be open very day duringthe World's Fair period. Everybodywants one of these Souvenirs, but onlya limited number will be offered for

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FUNERAL NOTICE.

Lodge Le Progres De .'Oceania

A special meeting of Lodge le Pro-gres de l'Oceanie, No. 124 A. & A. S; R,,will be held Sunday, March 27, 1904, at3 p. m., for the purpose of attendingthe funeral of our late Bro. W. H.Coney.

Members of Hawaii and PacificLodges and all visiting Masons arecordially invited to attend.

By order of the W. M.F. WALDRON,

Secretary.

' Archdeacou Webber.ArcnJeacon Webber delivered an ad-

dress last evening to the boys and girl3of Kamehameha Schools. He willpreach at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. todayin St. Andrew's Cathedral.

Boys' clothing, best, cheapest, atKerr's.

THE LAST HONORSTO WM. H. CONEY

The funeral of the late William H.Coney will take place at Kawaiahaochurch and cemetery at 4 o'clock today,with Masonic rites conducted by Lodgele ' Progres of which W. H. . Goetz Ismaster. At 2 o'clock a service will beconducted at the hotse, for the family,by Rev. H. H. Parker. By direction ofthe Governor the band will attend thefuneral, as will Co. F under commandof Capt. Sam. Johnson. The pall-be- ar

ers will be A. L. C. Atkinson, C. L.Crabbe, Fred Beckley, Geo. Smithies,Geo. Beckley, W. R. Farrington. C. LRhodes, C. G. Bockus.

Last night members of the NationalGuard and the police force performedsentry duty of honor at the late Air.Coney's cottage, Haalelea Lawn. Manyyoung men were among the watchers.The body rested in a handsome coffin,embanked with flowers, in the middleof the parlor and callers were permit-ted to take a last look at the featuresof the departed newspaper man, whoone short week before seemed to beenjoying life in the healthful and vigor-ous prime of manhood. A natural ex-

pression rested on the face of the dead.. tMIRACLES DONE HERE LONG AGO.

(Continued from page L) 'There was a search for him for nearlytwo hours, and he was found under apile of rocks. Divers recovered thebody in two. and a half hours, and Itwas carried to a place on the beach.

"E. P. Adams you knew him in Honolulu had a store at Lahaina, andwhen he heard there was a white mandied went and offered his services tohave the body taken to his house forthe funeral. '

"The four elders refused to deliverthe body to him. They stood on thebeach and began to pray, and 'administered the presence, that is, laid theirhands upon the drowned man, untilhe came to life again. He was president of our church up to his death.

"They ministered to many sick people and people afflicted with evil spir-its, healing their diseases and riddingthem of the evil spirits.

"Four or five hundred people werewaiting at Lahaina for the elders to I

land, and when thy saw the miracleof raising Elder Snow from the dead,dene in their presence, three hundredpeople were baptized right there."

Mr. Fernandez referred the Inquirerto the history of Joseph F. Smith,preserved among th,e church recordsat Laie. His polite indication of theauthoritative source of information re-called the phraseology of the Hebrewsacred annalists, when their first-han- d

material runs short, and might trulybe paraphrased thus:

'For the other wonderful deeds ofJoseph F. Smith and the saints thatwere with him in Hawaii, are they notwritten in the chronicles of the churchwhich are at Laie?"

$50,000The Board of Directors of the Louis

Fine GreetingHere.

Madame Slapoffski proved fully equal

last evening to the great expectations

that were held concerning her. Theconcert was more than a subcess, itwas an ovation a"" auuicnvt,the magnetism of Slapoffski' perfectvoice and dramatic renditions weredemonstrative to a degree never beforeevinced in Honolulu. "Bravos" werefrequent and at the end the listenersrose but refused to leave until the divafavored them again and yet again.

Madame Slapoffski Is the fortunateowner of a perfect! lyric soprano, clearand pure and strong from the lower tothe higher register. There Is not aneffort to attain a single tone and herenunciation Is absolutely clear.

Added to these rich possessions aretwo attributes which raise the singerfrom the ranks of the few who haveperfect voices to the still fewer who,with health . and proper management,are assured of fame. These attributesare soul and dramatic fire and magnet-ism. Her voice is pure but not cold,sweet but full of sympathetic or in-

tense possibilities. Her manner isgraceful, her acting excellent and thetout ensemble capable of arousing enthusiasm In the most critical of audi

"ences.Her greatest success last evening was

undoubtedly the Styrienne Mignon withIts roulades and bird like bursts ofmelody. The Wagner number, "Elizabeth's Prayer," from Tannhauser,showed the deeper nature of the singerand the possibilities of her operaticwork. The audience stayed spell-

bound in the deeper passages in , fullsympathy with the story of the singerand the song.

The tender love ballads of Matteland Tosti too cast their magic over thelisteners and an enthusiastic encorebrought out a new "Because" fresh tothis country and under the singer'sskilful handling, a beautiful melody.- The "Miserere" duo from "II Trovatore" with Mr. John Ellis, the Hawaiian tenor, assisting Madame Slapoffski,aided by a chorus, was the final number of the program and called out theenthusiasm of the house which refusedto go home until they had brought thesingers out to salvo after salvo of applause. Mr. Ellis deserved the manyencomiums bestowed upon his singjngand really fine voice by not only theaudience but Madame Slapoffski herself.

Miss Flora Donaldson, who so cour-teously proffered her services for theconcert, repeated the hit that she madeon her first appearance. She sang incharacteristic style and with muchsweetness three Sjcotch ballads to thegenuine delight of everybody.

Mr. Ben Jones, the well known Ha-waiian basso, sang "Asleep In TheDeep" In excellent style, his voicesounding to great advantage in the se-lection. He was accompanied by Mr.Gerard Barton.

The other accompaniments were taken by Mrs. Gerard Barton, whose masterly technique and sympathetic stylewent far toward the success of theconcert. Honolulu is rarely fortunatein her stay in this city.

A number that proved deservedlypopular was that somewhat strangelyannounced as a "quintet." Some sixteen male Hawaiian sinsrers. dressedin white, madfe their bow and in theinimitable native style sang typicalHawaiian airs.

Madame Slapoffski has scored a triumph in Honolulu that her many admirers will confidently look forward toseeing repeated in the big cities of themainland. Already a success in Australia, there seems no limit to whichher powers may not strive with allhope of attainment.

SALVATIONISTSELF-DENIA- L WEEK

The local corps of the SalvationArmy under the leadership of EnsignBessie Haynes, Capt. C. Hornshule andLt. A, McClennan, opened up their an-nual self-deni- al effort last evening bytwo good open-a- ir services, one led bythe lassies, the other under the super-vision of the lads of the local corps.The meeting in the hall was largely at-tended by a cosmopolitan audience.Tcnight there will be a swearing in ofrecruits by a lassie staff officer. ThisIs a novel ceremony and is a meanstaken for the army's concentration ofits forces which, by the discipline,many men are brought out and becomeof great use. On Monday evening theYoung People's Legion will hold itsmeeting and this meeting will be ledsolely by the young people of the localcorps. Both the open-a- ir and indoorservices will be led by them. A splen-did program has been arranged for thisservice and all young people's societiesare invited to participate. Tuesday-evenin- g

Rev. Mr. Pearson of the M. E.church will addresa the meeting;Wednesday evening the band of thelocal corps will lead the service; Thurs-day the officers in charge of the localcorps will answer publicly from theP'atform fifty practical questions con-cerning the Army, a box in the hallhaving been arranged for this purpose;Friday evening the practical work ofthe Army will be illustrated by thesoldiers and sailors of the slum, rescueand prison brigade. Saturday, April2d. the Good Samaritan in the ancientand modern way will be representedand as this was once given by the localccrps before and many people weresurprised at the ways of the world, itwill be worth while seeing. The Sun-day Easter service will be announcedlater, as a very special service is beingarranged for.

the United States or Territory3 00of Hawaii

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TIMEJTABt.fcMay ist, 1903.OUTWARD.

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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.

"WEATHER BUREAU.Honolulu, Alexander St.,

March 26, 10 p. m.

Mean temperature 66.7.

Minimum temperature 58.

Maximum temperature 74.

Barometer at 9 P- - m. 29.93; steady..Rainfall, 24 hours up to 9 a. m. .00.

Mean absolute moisture 5.3 grs. percubic foot.

Mean relative humidity 74.

Winds NE. Force 1 to 0.

Weather Fair.'"s Forecast for Mar. 27 Light north-erly winds and fair weather.

R. C. LTDECKER,Territorial Meteorologist.

--fHllo ShiprrtDg'.

Entered, March 21, Monday, Am. shipKenilworth, St. Clair, master, 2147 tons,30 crew, 46 days from Kobe, Japan, inballast. Loading sugar for New York.

. Cleared, March 23, Wednesday, Am,schr. W. H. Talbot, Bennecke, master,In ballast for Portland, Ore.

m .Iroquois for Molokai.

I? the weather conditions are favor-

able the U. is. S. Iroquois may leavethis morning for Molokai in commandof Captain Niblack, accompanied byLieut. Slattery, engineering officer ofthe local lighthouse board. The tripI3 for Inspection. .

sShipping Notes.

The Niihau will probably arrive fromKauai with sugar today., The bark St. Katherine was expectedto sail yesterday from Hilo for SanFrancisco.

The Kinau's cargo list yesterday wasai follows: 33 cords wood, 31 kegs, 10

pkgs. hides, 1 mule, 234 pkgs. sundries.The Kinau arrived at 10 a. m. yester-

day. A large number of the passen-gers were tourists returning from avisit to the volcano.

Purser Beckley of the Kinau reportsthe following sugar on Hawaii readyfor shipment: Olaa, 9000 bags; Wala-ke- a,

12,000; Hawaii Mill, none; Waina-k- u,

. 10,000; Onomea, none; Pepeekeo,10,500; Honomu, 3625; Hakalau, 21,000;Laupahoehoe, 1300; Ookala, 2000; Ku-kaia- u,

2400; Hamakua, 6500; Paauhau,3900 (Maui loading); Honokaa, 8800;

Kukuihaele, 2000; Punaluu, 375; Honu-ap- o,

405.

ARRIVED.Saturday, March 26.

Stmr. Kinau, Freeman, from Hiloand way ports, at 10 a. m.

Stmr. J. A. Cummins, Searle, from"Waimanalo, at 6:15 p. m.

DEPARTED.Saturday, March 26.

Am. bkt-- W. H. Dimond, Hanson, for. San Francisco, at 10:15 a. m.

Stmr. J. A. Cummins, Searle, forWaimanalo, at 7 a. m. .

T DUE TODAY.Stmr. W. G. Hall, Thompson, from

Kauai ports., Stmr. Claudlne, Parker, from Kahu-lu- L

PASSENGERS ARRIVED.Per stmr. Kinau from Hilo and way

ports, March 26: E. E. Paxton, Miss M.High, Miss M. J. Allen, Mrs. MaryHolmes, Miss Adele Grozelier, HenryHolmes, H. K. Williams, HTl. Walker,G. H. Risley, Mrs. G. H. Risley, F. II.Appleton, Mrs. F. II. Appleton, B. F.Steele, Mrs. D. A. Morey, .Hornier L.Ross, Mrs. H. L. Ross, E. Villorgan,2. Bowditch, B. Trendell, A. Coster,Wm. C. McCoy, Mrs. L. I. Jakins, MissF Scott, C. C. Bitting, John A. Scott,Mrs. W. G. Bennett, Wm. Pullar, Da-vid Kalain, wife and servant, A. Han-eber- g.

Mrs. A. Haneber S. Yama-sak- i.

Mrs. S. Yamasaki, K. Terao. S.Kcnda, Hon. James D. Lewis,W. W. Burt, J. D. Meston,C. Hedemann, Mrs. C. Hedemann, Rev.O. H. Gulick. Rev. E. W. Thwing. L. J.Peary, Miss O. C. Wight. T. Clive Da-vie- s.

Edward Loughy, W. J. Sells, D.K. Tofukugi. Mrs. F. M. Spencer, twochildren and maid. H. X. Almy, F. T.P. Waterhouse, W. ""anz, Lieut. J. R.Slattery, Dr. J. H. Raymond, C. W.Ashford. Y. Taka'kuwa, D. Y. Miyata.Miss M. Kimura, Miss S. Yagehashi,A. Nakasima. Y. Okamura, Rev. S.

.Major J. Milsaps. j4- - I

President C. B. Cooper of the Board!

19 r0 to have warned :sanitary inspectors against the -- knocking-of officials, the penaltyto be dismissal from the service!

THE BANK OF HWAI. LT D.Capital 600,000. Reserve and Undivided Profits, $286,838.63.

Agents foe: First Bank of Hilo, Ltd. The First National Bank of Wailuku. The LihueBranch.

Correspondents- - Wei's, Fargo & Co's Banks, San Francisco, New York, Portland, Or.. SaltLake City; The Nat. Bank of Commerce. New York; Glyn Mills Currie it Co.. London, Hongkongand Shanghai Banking Co., throughout the Orient, etc., etc., etc.

Transact a General LtanVInar BnsInesH, Both Commercial and Savings.

Issue Moneu Orders Guaranteed bu the Bankers Moneu Order Association;ARB WORTH PAR EVERYWHERE, AND REDEEMABLE IN NEW 'YORK, SAN FRANCISCO, NEW ORLEANS, BOSTON, CHICAGO, DEN- -

VER, DALLAS, CANADA, MEXICO CITY, HAVANA, CUBA. ETC. THESEMONEY ORDERS ARE AS CONVENIENT AS POSTAL ORDERS. CALLFOR SLIPS TO FILL OUT IN OFFICES OR AT HOME.

llll QIVawaysale. Price. SO cents. Withevery Souvenir Coin of Admission pur-chased we allow one estimate to bemale and filed, of the total number ofpaid admissions to the Fair. No onehas any advantage in this contest.YOU are just as likely to get th$50,000 in trold as any one. Itisallpureluck Every coupon is stamped with theexact date, hour and minute it s

us. Should there be more than onecorrect estimat.-- , the 150,000 will go tothe person making the on that we re-ceived first. There can be no ties or Idividing the money under this rule.The enormous su n of $50,000 will all bereceived bv one erson. W fY NOTYOU? The Winner will benoiitied the in-i- nt the official an-nouncement of tiit; total number of paid

admission is made by the LouisianaPurchase Exposition Company. Wewill also pav all f your ex-pense to St. couis and willdeliver tn S50.000 IN ONECH-A- T SAC OF COLO as soonas you reach this citv. The total paidadmissions to Chicago World's Fair, were21,480,141: to Paris, France Exposition,16.795.167; to Pan-Americ- Exposition,5,30,859.

DON'T DELAY! Your esti-mate m?y be correct, but un-less sent i at once someone else may get ahead ofVOvj. VNnte immediately and re re em-ber that all you have to do to entitleyou to participate in this exciting andprofitable contest is to enclose 50 centslor a beautiful, rare and artistic

iana Purchase Souvenir Coin Companywill set aside an appropriation of$50,000, which will ba pre-sented, in its entirety, to trieperson who first sends us acorrect estimate of the EX-ACT number of paid admis-sions to the Louis ana Pur-chase Exposition, which opensat St. Louis April 80th and closes De-cember 1st, 19(4. Should no one suc-ceed in estimating the exact number,the money will be presented to the onewho first senis us th e "eare t es-timate. This Golden oppnr.tunity to secure a magnif- -

50UYEN OF ADflSSSIONST. LOUIS, IVIO- -

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