100:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,175Think fast!200:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,977OUT OF SERVICE AGENTS300:01:04,022 --> 00:01:07,692Remember when we foundthose prehistoric cave paintings?400:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,361I sure do. They were still fresh!500:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,542INTERROGATION ROOM600:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,354Hey!700:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,401FIRE EXIT800:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,451Hello, buenos das.900:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,844Mister Super, the documentyou asked me for.1000:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,556So strong, so sturdy, so firm...What fine craftsmanship!1100:02:20,849 --> 00:02:24,018Oh, thank you, Super.You're such a charmer.1200:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,062Get out of the way, Ofelia!1300:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,439You're blocking my viewof this beauty!1400:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,150Okay, we're all set.Your safe here1500:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,443will last a lifetime.1600:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,782They said the same thingabout the other three hundred.1700:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,743Give me that.Let's break this baby in.1800:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,953How do you open it?It probably has1900:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,831a digital hyperbaric systemwith a nuclear isometric lock.2000:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,125Almost. It opens here.2100:02:50,754 --> 00:02:54,465-And is it safe?-Safe? Safer than safe.2200:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,259Who would ever imaginethat little hook back there...2300:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,179It's a darling little safe!2400:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,223You should give it a name.2500:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,307Ive already got one.2600:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,101Ofelia 2.2700:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,187Because it keeps secretsand treasures inside?2800:03:08,271 --> 00:03:11,148No. Because it weighs sixty tons!2900:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,447They re onto us!3000:03:18,532 --> 00:03:22,368We have to keep cool. We haveto stick together no matter what.3100:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,662You re right. See you around.3200:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,164Hey, don t you get it?We re in this together!3300:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,376Speak for yourself.I m getting out of here!3400:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,545Shucks! You asked for it!3500:03:33,964 --> 00:03:34,630Take that!3600:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,304That s it!3700:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,766You and me are going to dowhat Jimmy sent us here to do.3800:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,644"Jimmy, Jimmy."It sounds like you re scared of him.3900:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,188-Guys, can you hear me?-Yes, Jimmy!4000:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,692Boom, I love the soundof the boom...4100:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,235So how are things goingover there, Bob?4200:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,445No, it s me, Billy.4300:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,529Billy, then.4400:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,322Well, I have to stay4500:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,991on top of this guyor the job never gets done.4600:04:02,075 --> 00:04:06,078But the first sliceis almost almost ready.4700:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,998Great! Boom! I love the soundof the boom!4800:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,959I freak out when things endwith a boom!4900:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,881A text message. My wife for sure.5000:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,258Mine won t stop calling me.5100:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,051"You will kneel before me."5200:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,262I say exactly the same thingto my wife.5300:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,598No, dummy, that s the message.5400:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,058"You will kneel before me."5500:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,643Who sent you that crap?5600:04:31,104 --> 00:04:31,937Jimmy!5700:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,314Who is this Jimmy?5800:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,567The freak who stole the lastthree hundred safes from me.5900:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,860Well there you go!6000:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,154Are you sure it s securelyfastened to the wall?6100:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,947Not fastened, even better.6200:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,784I taped it to the wallaround the edges6300:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,661and stuck a number seven hookstraight in the drywall. Hahaha!6400:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,499You hear that, Jimmy?The T.I.A. kneels before no one...!6500:04:51,666 --> 00:04:56,003Especially not a clumsy goofylittle turd like Jimmy.6600:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,380Nobody makes fun of the T.I.A.!6700:05:10,894 --> 00:05:14,980Operation Bow Before Meis underway!6800:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,753-Billy, can you hear me?-Its Bob.6900:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,923Okay, Bob. When you ve slicedthe second piece,7000:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,841give me a shout!7100:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,592Roger that.7200:05:46,888 --> 00:05:47,763Yeeeaaaoooow!7300:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,765Wow, that was quick!7400:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,560These guys are two for the priceof one! Double the fun!7500:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,694Im coming! Keep your pants on!7600:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,784Spare a dime?7700:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,911Why do I stick my hand out?7800:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,790Nobody! And I mean nobody7900:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,210has ever brought me to my knees.Not even to my ankles!8000:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,797If you ever see me kneel beforethat slimy little redneck,8100:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,883I swear I ll eat this safe!8200:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,870Don t worry, there s no waythe safe will come loose.8300:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,877No problem, you see?Hey! What did I say?8400:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,592It s okay, the tape is safe.Not so safe.8500:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,473Hey, you look good on TV!8600:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,856My doctor saidI have an iron deficiency.8700:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,901You look strong to me, sweetie.8800:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,028Strong as steel.8900:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,821And quick!9000:07:29,699 --> 00:07:33,285You re a freak, Jimmy.The freakiest.9100:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,580You can say that again. I don t see whyeveryone says there s nothing funny9200:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,332about a funny guy like you.9300:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,335Funny as a pain in the ass!9400:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,181You don t think I m funny, Billy?9500:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,558Funny Im not, Bob?9600:07:56,726 --> 00:07:57,851No, it was the new guy.9700:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,436He doesn t get your humor yet.9800:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,688We just hired him...9900:08:00,855 --> 00:08:03,899We just hired him, Bob?!You re Siamese twins,10000:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,693Siamese twins you are.10100:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,278You ve been stuck togethersince you were born...10200:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,822That s what I meant...10300:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,199That s as funny as it gets.10400:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,244That s why I picked you guys,Billy Bob!10500:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,996Because you re a couple of freaks!10600:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,580The freakiest freaksI ve ever freaked out with!10700:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,932You asked for it, Jimmy!Ofelia!10800:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,475Yes, Super?10900:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,771Get me my two best agents,11000:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,275the best-trained,bravest and smartest!11100:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,110The crme de la crme!11200:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,635Eight hours, zero minutes,zero seconds.11300:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,055That s the local time, sweetie.I want Zulu time.11400:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,140Five hours, zero minu...11500:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,391Exactly!11600:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,813-How would you like your coffee?-Sunny side up.11700:09:29,527 --> 00:09:33,238Morning, boss. I brought youthe international press.11800:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,991You re featuredin every newspaper again.11900:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,537The Einstein Newsgot a great photo of you.12000:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,790And that s not even my best side.12100:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,251You only have three sides, boss.Your good side...12200:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,046your better side...12300:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,508and your cowabunga side!12400:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,356Hm, it s a tad warm.12500:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,650I programmed it at zero degrees,just the way you like it.12600:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,401Pick me out something to wear.12700:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,195Something simple and elegant?12800:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,655Surprise me.12900:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,968No.13000:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,762This one.13100:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,681Excellent choice, Mortadelo.13200:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,641You look great in everything!13300:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,855Recognition process engaged.13400:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,899Identity confirmed.13500:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,152Good morning!How did the gentlemen rest today?13600:10:53,236 --> 00:10:53,986Get to the point.13700:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,029Of course, excuse me.Here s the situation.13800:10:56,114 --> 00:11:00,075Secret documentsof high strategic value stolen13900:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,912from the information agency.Mission: recover them.14000:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,331Code name: Red Bird.14100:11:06,499 --> 00:11:13,088Coordinates:452378 east, 56 west.14200:11:14,090 --> 00:11:18,218Use the convertible C.A.R.transporation unit.14300:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,636-Expense account?-Unlimited.14400:11:19,721 --> 00:11:23,265300 million was just transferredto your credit card.14500:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,727Even God would friend you on Facebook!I mean it, boss.14600:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,478Go get the car. Ill fly.14700:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,314I could get used to this.14800:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,317Listen closely, Red Bird.14900:11:33,401 --> 00:11:37,446Nobody messes with the T.I.A.15000:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,628Ignition!15100:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,596Wow! Its Agent Filemon Pi!15200:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,222In person!15300:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,640-In the flesh!-Super-agent!15400:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,433Super-agent! Over here!15500:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,117Pass me the wheel.15600:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,412All yours, boss.15700:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,876-Would you mind?-Man do people love you!15800:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,544I can t wait to tell my wife!15900:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,380Here, Ill do the thing with the baton.16000:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,883What a class act!16100:12:45,807 --> 00:12:49,142Gorgeous! You re gorgeous!16200:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,950Red Bird in Quadrant 19.16300:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,577I already noticed. Buckle up.16400:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,454I don t need to. I trust you.16500:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,331It s not that,I don t want to get a ticket.16600:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,954Target on radar. Target locked.16700:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,622What s the plan, boss?16800:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,125Take out the bad guys,get the Super s safe back16900:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,461and make it back in timefor the press conference.17000:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,795That s the plan.17100:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,507MORTADELO AND FILEMON17200:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,677VS. JIMMY THE FREAK17300:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,647They get us out of bed for this?17400:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,025To intercept a blender with pedals?17500:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,985Yeah, I thought this would bemore exciting.17600:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,416Wow, that s freaky!17700:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,962Looks like this will be funafter all.17800:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,353Let s see who has a bigger bite!17900:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,945The Super s little safeis getting scratched.18000:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,666I think this guy wantsto rub it in your face, boss!18100:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,084Let him try.18200:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,595This guy just crossed the line.18300:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,139What do you mean?18400:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,891He s going to eat some lead!18500:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,992Now what?Why is he showing us his rear?18600:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,101You want a complete damage report?18700:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,896Nah, I already see it.A little body work and a paint job.18800:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,230You nailed it.18900:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,399-Take out the pen, Mortadelo.-Yes, sir.19000:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,448This freak s going to signthe accident report.19100:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,169There s a hot... a fine piece of...19200:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,046I mean there s a lady on board, boss!19300:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,297Abort, Mortadelo!19400:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,300Impossible! The missile has passedthe point of no return!19500:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,763Maximum power, Mortadelo!Mach five!19600:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,265Nobody s ever survived Mach five!19700:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,809Then we ll have to look snazzyto pick up our Guinness.19800:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,589Now that s a beautiful pieceof fine handiwork!19900:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,174Just what the doctor ordered!20000:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,467Approaching impact!20100:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,136Filemooooon!20200:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,681Jump, Mortadelo.I m going to intercept the missile.20300:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,182What? We re out of ammo.20400:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,642I said jump!20500:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,728Negative.We re in this together, boss.20600:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,480And it s an honor to dieby your side!20700:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,109Who said anything about dying?20800:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,112Teletransportation!20900:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,008Think fast, boss!21000:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,052I already did. I need three things.21100:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,428One,21200:18:59,764 --> 00:19:00,764two...21300:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,183and three.21400:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,477The most important.21500:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,520-You re a machine!-Here, give me that.21600:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,358Ill be right back.You handle the safe.21700:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,716Wow, this guy always landson his feet!21800:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,774Can I tell the girl she s aboutto fall in love with a legend?21900:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,282She ll figure it out.22000:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,724What s going on?What time is it?22100:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,268Time to kick your ass!22200:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,352Jerk!22300:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,729I didn t ask you...22400:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,315I mean, the Zulu...22500:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,692What did you call me?22600:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,156And now... two eggs sunny side up!22700:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,911Ignition!22800:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,674COLD - HOTEVEN HOTTER22900:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,055Teletransportation!23000:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,897Over here, Filemon!23100:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,651Take that!23200:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,236Filemon, Filemon! Melonhead!23300:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,405What kind of a man is that?23400:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,912Jesus!23500:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,455How long is this ruckusgoing to last?23600:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,956Well, let s see...23700:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,209Here, I ll do the thingwith the baton.23800:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,047Can we stop throwing pots now?23900:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,842Throw one more thingand Ill come up there!24000:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,806Nasty little...!24100:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,267Learn to talk, dummy!You re not on TV!24200:21:52,019 --> 00:21:56,564Mortadelo and Filemon, reportimmediately to T.I.A. Headquarters.24300:21:56,649 --> 00:22:01,444Use secret entrance ALQ 25 H930.24400:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,780I repeat: immediately!24500:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,836Stop dogging around, Mortadelo,24600:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,629and get ready.The Super is calling us.24700:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,422I thought this newsmight interest you, boss.24800:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,966Remember Mulecruncher?24900:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,845Mulecruncher? That giant beastweighing 800 pounds of muscle25000:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,638and 20 grams of brainwho Super-agent25100:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,766Filemon singlehandedly putin the slammer?25200:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,060Exactly, by planting false evidence.25300:22:34,228 --> 00:22:34,769What about him?25400:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,855Nothing really,he just broke out of prison.25500:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,857And since he sworehe d give you25600:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,525a Ding-Dong when he got out...25700:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,944A Ding-Dong?25800:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,947Oh, come on, Mortadelo.I m sure he s forgotten by now.25900:22:46,031 --> 00:22:46,948That was 15 years ago.26000:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,450Geez, 15 years behind bars!26100:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,785Im sure there s no hard feelings!26200:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,412Of course not. Turn on the TV,26300:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,039maybe there s something about it,though I d be surprised...26400:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,877Its already a Trending Topicall over social media.26500:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,254Mulecruncheris looking for Filemon26600:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,798so he can give him a Ding-Dong.26700:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,217Tell us, officer.26800:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,844What exactly is a Ding-Dong?26900:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,514Basically a Ding-Dong means shovingyour hand in an unpleasant way27000:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,016up Filemon s rear-end,27100:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,145reaching all the way up to his throatand grabbing his larynx27200:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,606like a little bell,27300:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,191then pulling as hard as you canand turning him inside out.27400:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,651Its a tricky move.27500:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,237These channelsare too sensationalistic.27600:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,616Grab the little chickie like thisand give him a Ding-Dong.27700:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,286Look, cartoons! Leave it!27800:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,541Ah, this is garbage.27900:23:38,626 --> 00:23:41,502Look, this is funny. Your obituaryis already scheduled for tomorrow.28000:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,255Look on the bright side:Ill have the whole apartment to myself.28100:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,423Its not over yet.28200:23:45,507 --> 00:23:49,010The police are out there lookingall over for the poor guy.28300:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,973WANTED FOR ASSAULTING AUTHORITY28400:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,859Aren t you going to arrest him?28500:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,402Not yet.28600:24:06,487 --> 00:24:09,948We have orders to let himtake out Filemon first.28700:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,866Save us the trouble.28800:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,786Someone needs to talkto that killing machine.28900:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,871Mulecruncher!29000:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,165Its me, Mortadelo!29100:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,917Listen closely! I m warning you!29200:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,001Thanks, Mortadelo.29300:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,586For standing up like melike that...29400:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,588Don t mention it, boss.Filemon s the one29500:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,633in red pants!You ll spot him easily!29600:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,302We don t want you to make a mistakeand take out the wrong guy!29700:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,014Come here, you creep!29800:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,476Don t worry, I ll mess you up so badno one will recognize you!29900:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,270What are you scared of, boss?30000:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,022Look at all the security measuresin this apartment.30100:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,524Let s see.30200:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,403Electrified latch, ready to greet30300:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,988any unwanted guestwith 5,000 volts.30400:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,533Combined with mechanicalround trip ejection.30500:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,368And if he manages to get in anyway,30600:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,413we have the bad guydetector partition.30700:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,375How does it know if it s a good personor a thieving piece of sh...30800:25:04,461 --> 00:25:05,712Because of the bad language.30900:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,107THE CITY TO THE BRAVEST31000:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,031Look at this! A fake drawerwith secret documents.31100:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,824Just in case he makes it here,which I doubt...31200:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,242The key is right there...31300:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,244I already told you, it s bait.31400:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,039When he tries to open it, the drawershoots out towards the intruder...31500:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,416What are you doing?!31600:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,838Exactly!Against the anti-flight shade.31700:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,090You sure like to complicatethings. Follow me.31800:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,552"The little thing on the door."A classic. And look at this one.31900:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,596Trap tiles. They re deadly.32000:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,805How do we know which ones are...?32100:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,098They re foolproof.32200:25:59,183 --> 00:26:00,767The black onesare the dangerous ones.32300:26:00,851 --> 00:26:01,934Oh, that s easy...32400:26:02,019 --> 00:26:06,314Now if for any reason the bad guyavoids all the anti-intruder measures,32500:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,484we still have the bulletproofprotective glass chamber.32600:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,029No wonder you re making that face.32700:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,030Impressive, isn t it?32800:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,785What is this little circle for?32900:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,536And what if all this fails?33000:26:20,621 --> 00:26:21,829I have it covered:33100:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,083Anti-panic closet. To evacuatethe apartment, in case things get ugly.33200:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,502This is more like it, Mortadelo.33300:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,296Id like to see Mulecruncher33400:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,507try to break intothis impenetrable fortress.33500:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,426Come on, let s go!33600:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,598Filemooonnnn!!!33700:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,141THE CITY TO THE BRAVEST33800:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,271What was I going to say?Id better get going...33900:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,399Are you expecting someone?34000:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,235No, but you might be.34100:26:52,486 --> 00:26:55,238Mortadeloooo!!! You coward!34200:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,384NO TRESPASSINGWET FLOOR34300:27:56,466 --> 00:27:59,635They re foolproof. The black onesare the dangerous ones...34400:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,021Holy sh...!34500:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,652You won t believe this, boss.34600:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,906Guess who was calling.The janitor, she just mopped the floor34700:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,240and said not to go downstairs.34800:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,410Boss? Boss? Boss?34900:28:26,288 --> 00:28:29,874Don t tell me you used the chamberwithout taking the lid off!35000:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,544Come on, we have to go backto headquarters.35100:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,132JIMMY THE FREAK SSECRET HIDEOUT35200:28:57,110 --> 00:29:00,488Ill show this little safe who s boss,who s boss Ill show this little safe...35300:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,616Its time for"Your Money or your Life."35400:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,284What are you watching on TV?35500:29:05,369 --> 00:29:06,619Whatever he wants, as usual.35600:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,828"Your Money or your Life."35700:29:07,913 --> 00:29:08,913What are they asking about?35800:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,456Wildlife.35900:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,208Name a horrible-looking wild beast36000:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,126that just broke out of jail36100:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,754with the sole aim of givinga Ding-Dong36200:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,464to a T.I.A. agent.36300:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,591-Mulecrusher!-Correct!36400:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,052"Your Money or your Life"36500:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,554Hey, that s Crunchy!How freaky!36600:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,431You know him, Jimmy?36700:29:27,516 --> 00:29:31,560Do I know Crunchy?He s been here tons of times.36800:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,232Sorry Jimmy, but I thoughtnobody knew where your hideout was.36900:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,359Don t worry, we can trust him.37000:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,027Crunchy won t say a word.37100:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,445Not a word.37200:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,331Spare change?37300:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,166Ah! Yeah, thanks.37400:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,085Hey!37500:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,795What?37600:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,590Secret entrance ALQ-25-H9-3037700:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,883is right...37800:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,051I see it.37900:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,012I don t need the booklet.38000:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,431...next to the barrel of tar.38100:30:11,018 --> 00:30:11,851Right here.38200:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,644"Right here," I knew it!38300:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,521Okay, what s the password?38400:30:16,732 --> 00:30:19,775Sam s Bikini Shop, skimpy on the top.38500:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,194Come on, Mortadelo.38600:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,197Let s see what the Superhas to say that is so urgent.38700:30:25,699 --> 00:30:28,451Hello? Hello? Hey!38800:30:29,119 --> 00:30:30,828What the hell is going on heretoday?38900:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,372Ofelia, have you heard anything39000:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,333from those two baboons?39100:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,543They ll show up out of nowhere,as usual.39200:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,963They d better.I m up to my nose in...39300:30:41,590 --> 00:30:42,590-Super?-I knew it.39400:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,717It was so urgentnobody s here.39500:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,719Probably on the toilet,he craps a lot.39600:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,263They don t make toiletsfor walruses with moustaches...39700:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,350-Hey, Super...-Don t worry about it.39800:30:52,517 --> 00:30:56,312We ll talk about this later,when the time comes. "A posteriori."39900:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,439Because you have to leaveright away40000:30:58,523 --> 00:30:59,690on an urgent mission.40100:30:59,775 --> 00:31:00,941Okay, Super.40200:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,651We ll be in touch real soon.40300:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,653-Exactly.-See you later!40400:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,826One thing, Super.40500:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,453Did you forget something?40600:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,830Um... The mission.40700:31:14,915 --> 00:31:15,998Mainly... what it s about.40800:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,085Well... what it s about.But mainly what it consists of!40900:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,962Okay, gentlemen.The time has come to discuss...41000:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,257-The mission?-No, the "a posteriori."41100:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,593Now listen carefully!41200:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,346Jimmy the Freak.41300:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,682He s made us the laughingstockof all the information agencies.41400:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,601We must act immediately!41500:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,853To be or not to be?41600:31:38,688 --> 00:31:39,814That is the question!41700:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,233I need two agentswho are professional,41800:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,693capable, brave, fearless41900:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,404and insanely smart42000:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,907to recover the stolen documentand put Jimmy away forever!42100:31:49,991 --> 00:31:52,034But unfortunatelynone of those agents are left.42200:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,536That s why you re here,42300:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,913because you re both human rejects.42400:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,498I don t get it.42500:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,084I get it, I get it,but I don t understand.42600:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,169Well, you twoare the perfect candidates42700:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,214to test Professor Bacterio snew invention.42800:32:05,298 --> 00:32:06,924Here it is, Super.42900:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,468Reversulin. Ta-daaa!!!43000:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,012What s that for?43100:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,597To turn the tables.43200:32:13,682 --> 00:32:16,600One shot of this can turntwo morons like you43300:32:16,685 --> 00:32:19,228into the smartest elementson the periodic table.43400:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,396Roll up your sleeves.43500:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,481Roll up your bald scalp!43600:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,191We re going to reversifyyour brain!43700:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,693What the hell are you doing?43800:32:25,861 --> 00:32:26,861Super!43900:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,446-Filemon!-Just a second, Super!44000:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,949We ll turn this turkeyinto the incredible Hulk!44100:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,746-Bacterio?-Super!44200:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,207Its Mulecruncher!44300:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,668Filemoooon!!!44400:32:42,919 --> 00:32:45,296Don t move, boss.You re already in the perfect position.44500:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,006Don t worry, Filemon.He ll never get through44600:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,467this curtain of titanium-reinforcedsteel curtain.44700:32:51,011 --> 00:32:52,261Take that!44800:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,855Filemoooonnn!!!44900:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,033We ll talk later!45000:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,754You know what he s goingto do to him, Mortadelo?45100:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,214Sure, give him a Ding-Dong.45200:33:28,298 --> 00:33:29,507We re in for quite a show.45300:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,634Here comes the good part...45400:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,896He got lucky.45500:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,856Are you okay, Mister Mulecruncher?45600:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,193Yes. But I feel a little woozy.45700:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,986I hope I haven t caused youany trouble.45800:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,112Gadzooks!45900:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,864The last thing I want to dois inconvenience you46000:33:53,949 --> 00:33:57,201or disturb you in any way.46100:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,788Look! He s tamer than a little lamb!46200:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,289Crazy, huh?46300:34:02,499 --> 00:34:03,958Your invention works, Bacterio!46400:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,253-Yes?-Ibaez!46500:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,338-Yes?-You ll never believe it.46600:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,007Bacterio, you owe me 20 bucks!Im sick of waiting!46700:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,551This guy s always complaining!46800:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,427Have a seat, my boy.46900:34:15,595 --> 00:34:16,428Coming.47000:34:16,805 --> 00:34:20,891Did you see me take outthat little sissy primate all by myself?47100:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,769Hey, this guy rings a bell...47200:34:24,646 --> 00:34:25,646I bet he does.47300:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,647What was that?47400:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,857The boss, he just hadan irreversible bowel movement.47500:34:28,942 --> 00:34:29,942What does that mean?47600:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,277He pooped himself.But boss,47700:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,445he s not mad at you anymore,even though you put him in jail47800:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,738with false evidence.47900:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,741Remember, Crunchy?He double crossed you!48000:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,410Give him some more clueswhile you re at it.48100:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,411Oh, right. The Ding-Dong.48200:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,205Doesn t ring a bell.48300:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,374All I know is you guysare really nice.48400:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,378Completely reversified!48500:34:50,380 --> 00:34:54,091If you did this to Mulecruncher,I can t imagine what you could do48600:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,176to these two boneheads...48700:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,178Bacterio, proceed!48800:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,639Get ready, Mortadelo.This will put some hair on our heads.48900:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,350Give me long hairthat blows in the wind.49000:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,769I ll take the horizontal butt crack.Just to try it.49100:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,439Abort the operation, Super.Its not going to work.49200:35:08,690 --> 00:35:09,356Why not?49300:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,357Because they re half stupid.49400:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,483I know that. So what?49500:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,278Reversulin would only make themhalf-smart. Like they already are.49600:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,904It would be a waste of time.49700:35:16,197 --> 00:35:17,865Don t listen to him, Super.49800:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,826How can we stay the sameif we ve always looked alike?49900:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,870Especially him,he s missing half a brain.50000:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,874You re right, Bacterio!50100:35:26,958 --> 00:35:30,961These two nincompoops are useless,even turned inside out.50200:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,881How will we findthat twerp Jimmy now?50300:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,507Hey, my cousin James.50400:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,384You re related to him?50500:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,512Sure. We re cousins through family.50600:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,890Do you know by any chancewhere your cousin is hiding?50700:35:42,974 --> 00:35:43,682Of course.50800:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,101But I don t know what s wrong with me,I can t remember anything right now.50900:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,188And Ive always hadan awesome memory.51000:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,023The Reversulin!51100:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,442It turned him inside outlike a sock!51200:35:53,526 --> 00:35:57,363How long before the effectswear off on this gorilla?51300:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,240To be exact... sooner or later.51400:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,826-Be careful out there, buddy.-I will.51500:36:02,911 --> 00:36:06,121He s not going anywhere.Take him to the T.I.A. safe house.51600:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,665Where?51700:36:09,209 --> 00:36:13,003Its a top-secret housefor our witness protection program51800:36:13,213 --> 00:36:18,258with 24 hour surveillance camerascontrolled by the T.I.A.51900:36:18,843 --> 00:36:19,843I love it!52000:36:19,928 --> 00:36:22,429-The house?-No, the Power Point.52100:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,390Take him there and don t let himout of your sight.52200:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,225As soon as the effects wear off,52300:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,186get the information out of him.Here are the coordinates.52400:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,479Just one question.52500:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,856When the effects wear offon Crunchy,52600:36:32,941 --> 00:36:33,982he ll try to murder the boss, right?52700:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,943-Of course. Anything else?-Just a minute!52800:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,404You can t fool me, Im not stupid.52900:36:38,488 --> 00:36:39,530What are you talking about?53000:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,824What do you think?The expense account.53100:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,827You think I don t know that missionslike this always have53200:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,162an expense account?53300:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,456Filemon, we underestimated you.53400:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,208You re completely stupid.53500:36:51,292 --> 00:36:54,169My new assistantwill take care of it.53600:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,671Now we re talking.53700:36:55,755 --> 00:36:59,174Irma, bring in the documentsfor the B-12 meal plan.53800:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,803Exactly. You have to speak upif you want to be heard.53900:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,389May I come in, Super, sir?54000:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,288Get out of the way, Mortadelo...54100:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,334Ill call you later.54200:37:36,755 --> 00:37:40,716Hi there, sweetcakes. What are you doingfor the rest of your life?54300:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,093At the moment, recoveringmy bug spray.54400:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,637Wow, she s cute.54500:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,931Okay, take him to the safe house.54600:37:48,016 --> 00:37:52,102Jutht a mibit,! We beeda thpecial veeicle, jutht thayin...54700:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,604I took care of it.54800:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,023You ll take the C.A.R.54900:37:56,441 --> 00:37:59,735With rear-wheel tractionand radio included.55000:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,278Im driving!55100:38:06,576 --> 00:38:09,870They stuffed me in this car,55200:38:10,622 --> 00:38:14,708I hope this place isn t far...55300:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,212At least we got the meal plan.55400:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,965Yeah, a list of low-fat foods!Doggone it...!55500:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,593Let s see if we can findthis little safe house.55600:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,303Don t worry, Ill get us there.55700:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,430-You?-Hey!55800:38:28,515 --> 00:38:30,891You couldn t find a nutin a nuthouse.55900:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,769You re jealous. Who did the Superassign the mission to?56000:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,355To both of us.But I m the one pushing the carriage.56100:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,232-What carriage?-This one...56200:38:44,030 --> 00:38:44,988Boss! The kid!56300:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,800Hurry, Mortadelo! We ll lose him!56400:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,518The old switch-a-roo.56500:39:22,944 --> 00:39:23,902Don t lose him!56600:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,406Faster, we re gaining on him!56700:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,705-Phew!-What happened?!56800:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,915Lucky I ducked,I almost ate that beam for lunch.56900:39:40,753 --> 00:39:43,630Do you hear something?57000:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,382Boss? Boss?57100:39:45,967 --> 00:39:48,427Hit the brakes!!!57200:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,269My car, my car, where is my car?57300:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,687There!57400:40:03,693 --> 00:40:04,651Follow that baby carriage!57500:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,528-What about the light!-Forget the light!57600:40:06,613 --> 00:40:07,738Can t you see Im a police officer?57700:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,031Whatever you say.57800:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,503Lean your body out to turn, boss!57900:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,339It s no use!58000:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,840No, open your mouth!58100:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,300What for?58200:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,264For the turn, of course!58300:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,393DANGERCONSTRUCTION WORK58400:40:40,647 --> 00:40:41,647We ve got him!58500:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,317Boss, duck!58600:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,070Whoa! Lightning-quick reflexes!58700:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,908Hang on tight!58800:41:07,507 --> 00:41:08,882What a ball!58900:41:09,217 --> 00:41:10,217Take that!59000:41:15,098 --> 00:41:16,098Watch out!59100:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,684I have to do everything!59200:41:18,768 --> 00:41:19,226SAFETY COMES FIRST59300:41:21,562 --> 00:41:24,398You want to stop for a second, boss?You look dizzy.59400:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,699Sit up, we ll get a ticket!59500:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,834Let me drive, you don t knowwhat you re doing!59600:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,460The handlebar is backwards!59700:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,170So what? It doesn t matter.59800:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,479I love driving...59900:42:21,497 --> 00:42:24,499Booya!!! What a ride!60000:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,252Can we do it again?60100:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,212How did you people get in here?60200:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,089This place is top secret.60300:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,383What do you mean, top secret?60400:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,308Oh, surveillance cameras...60500:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,143Yeah, 24 hours.60600:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,063The boss sent you, no doubt.60700:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,523-Sure, the boss runs everything.-Of course.60800:42:48,608 --> 00:42:51,818Who didn t knowwhere he was going, Mortadelo?60900:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,779Why do you thinkthey call me G.P.S.?61000:42:53,863 --> 00:42:57,783Because it stands forGreat Pain in the S!61100:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,535Wowza, yes!61200:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,995We brought the new guy.The boss sent us.61300:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,872The new guy? What new guy?61400:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,373The boss didn t tell you?61500:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,501The boss knows about this?61600:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,252The boss is the one who sent us.61700:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,796You know how bossy the boss is.61800:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,214You can say that again.61900:43:12,757 --> 00:43:14,299I m the boss here!62000:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,176I control everything!62100:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,887Nobody moves a finger around hereunless I say so!62200:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,556Mimi s going to blow a gasket today.62300:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,308Punch in the title!62400:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,147Mi-mi... Mimi...62500:43:29,232 --> 00:43:30,857-What?!-Um...62600:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,485When is the new guysupposed to go in?62700:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,362What new guy, you idiot?!62800:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,030Him.62900:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,534Don t get up!63000:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,037Not on my account!63100:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,165Don t get up!63200:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,209My, oh, my! What a rush!63300:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,170Heads are going to roll!63400:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,756What do you mean?63500:43:56,551 --> 00:43:57,926Camera three!63600:43:58,594 --> 00:43:59,594Coming right up.63700:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,556Super, sir, turn on the TV.It s urgent.63800:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,058Im already watching.How is this possible?63900:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,184I was shocked too.64000:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,436That s no way to make a jug!64100:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,772Making pottery takes tenacity...64200:44:10,857 --> 00:44:14,359Not PBS. The other channel.64300:44:14,443 --> 00:44:18,155Im reversified,the T.I.A. has a new drug.64400:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,075Im reversified,the Super gave me a hug.64500:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,703Tell me this isn t happening!64600:44:24,787 --> 00:44:29,124There she blows!Ofelia s fat as a whale.64700:44:29,292 --> 00:44:32,878Watch out, Jimmy,they re hot on your trail.64800:44:32,962 --> 00:44:35,505Boss! Mulecruncher is singing!64900:44:35,882 --> 00:44:36,882What s he saying?65000:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,133He s telling the world.65100:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,260We ll have to go in thereand overthrow him.65200:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,304Overthrow him?Good idea. Let me.65300:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,556Everybody get down!65400:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,933-Get down!-What are you doing, you fool?65500:44:47,143 --> 00:44:48,768Sit down, damn it!65600:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,609You all suck! Everyone except me!65700:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,278You re all a bunch of backstabbers!65800:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,864No, boss, don t say that...65900:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,451The ratings are going up!66000:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,662The audience loves me!Camera two!66100:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,749Here I am, singing this song.66200:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,001Filemon, it won t be long.66300:45:13,085 --> 00:45:16,796Its almost time to give youa Ding-Dong.66400:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,673Im going to ring your bell.66500:45:18,758 --> 00:45:19,799All clear, Mortadelo!66600:45:19,884 --> 00:45:22,802I wrote down his namewithout realizing...66700:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,930Shut up, you idiot!The copyright people will nail us!66800:45:25,014 --> 00:45:28,141-Hide in here!-And keep your mouth shut.66900:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,893Thank God we stopped him in time.67000:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,396Hello, this is Super Big Brother.67100:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,732Is that you, Super?67200:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,400Tell us how you got here.67300:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,527Well, I was in jailand I stepped out for a moment67400:45:39,612 --> 00:45:41,529to stick my handin somebody s rear-end,67500:45:41,614 --> 00:45:44,074but now I ve been reversified67600:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,243and I don t remember who I am...67700:45:46,327 --> 00:45:49,287Ill kill them! I ll kill them!!!67800:45:50,248 --> 00:45:55,126Boom! I love the sound of the boom...baboom boom boom...67900:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,923Nice little bomb....68000:46:01,050 --> 00:46:04,219Boom...I love the sound of the boom...68100:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,766Look, Jimmy, this guy again.68200:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,184He doesn t look so tough.68300:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,312...meanwhile I got a little jobworking for the T.I.A.68400:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,898because they re looking for my cousinJimmy the Freak.68500:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,609They ve got a message for him.And since I know where his hideout is,68600:46:19,694 --> 00:46:21,987Im going to tell them.68700:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,448So this guy wouldn t say a word,huh, Jimmy?68800:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,533Son of a brick!68900:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,794And of all my new playmates,there s one who...69000:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,213There s one who looks very familiar...69100:46:40,381 --> 00:46:42,507because I...69200:46:44,302 --> 00:46:48,555I think he s the onewho double-crossed me 15 years ago!69300:46:48,723 --> 00:46:51,933I spent 15 years in prison,69400:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,185doing hard labor!69500:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,896He won t shut up, boss.Not even underwater.69600:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,190I ll have to go in thereand explain to the boy69700:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,775who wears the pants around here.69800:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,485Filemooon!!!69900:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,200Give me that, smartypantsis going to hear it from me.70000:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,452Wait, wait!Have you made your will?70100:47:10,536 --> 00:47:11,995He s the one who should.70200:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,625No need for that, he ll draftthe whole thing for you right now.70300:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,423The Ding-Dong! Wait!70400:47:23,591 --> 00:47:24,591Just a second, Crunchy.70500:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,261Boss, put the apartment in my name.You ll save me a lot of paperwork later.70600:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,055Yeah, don t look at melike that.70700:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,184Another jerk hungry for a close-up.70800:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,862All-time ratings, all thanks to me!70900:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,030Give it to me!71000:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,665Me!71100:47:59,627 --> 00:48:00,835Im just another crew member.71200:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,587I tiny cog in this valuablehuman machinery.71300:48:03,923 --> 00:48:07,425Only a team effortwill get the job done.71400:48:08,177 --> 00:48:09,511And you... Are you herefor an interview?71500:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,054Who is this dingbat?71600:48:11,138 --> 00:48:14,182-The boss.-Im sick of bosses!71700:48:16,185 --> 00:48:17,977Hooray! Take that!You had it coming!71800:48:22,483 --> 00:48:24,609Jeepers, not again!Phooey!71900:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,820You two are a coupleof mongoloids!72000:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,447Two unfinished science rejects!72100:48:29,532 --> 00:48:31,783I tell you to hide himsomewhere discreet72200:48:31,951 --> 00:48:35,453and you put him in front oftwo hundred million spectators!72300:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,498For your sake,I hope that turd Jimmy72400:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,791wasn t watching!72500:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,669Super, it would bea huge coincidence72600:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,295if out of two hundred millionpeople watching72700:48:44,380 --> 00:48:47,173one would be Jimmy.72800:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,802Look, a message.72900:48:50,970 --> 00:48:52,971"I m going to sink the T.I.A."73000:48:53,514 --> 00:48:56,307Sink the T.I.A.Who s the freak?73100:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,019It s normal for youto be surprised, sugar.73200:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,564Its not every day you seea body like mine.73300:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,483You re right, it fits your faceperfectly.73400:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,278How is he goingto sink the T.I.A.?73500:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,071People say these thingsin the heat of the moment,73600:49:10,156 --> 00:49:11,156but he won t do it.73700:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,116Besides, it s impossible, Super.73800:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,201He d need to bring a helicopter.73900:49:15,286 --> 00:49:16,286Right.74000:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,454And fly over the roof...74100:49:18,914 --> 00:49:21,082Drop a hollow bomb...74200:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,375Or two...74300:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,961-Giving him time to escape.-Exactly.74400:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,921It would be very hardto pull it off in time.74500:49:27,006 --> 00:49:29,215Yeah, very hard, very hard.74600:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,889Hey, did you guys hear something?74700:49:35,973 --> 00:49:38,433Stop playing aroundwith the building!74800:49:39,310 --> 00:49:40,602No, no...74900:49:40,686 --> 00:49:44,105If you cry because you can t see the sunyour tears won t let you see the stars.75000:49:44,648 --> 00:49:45,648Take him away.75100:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,275-Where?-Home.75200:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,068Like we know where he lives.75300:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,362Not his. Yours.75400:49:51,447 --> 00:49:54,199Wait a minute. Why ours?75500:49:54,283 --> 00:49:57,452Because it s public housing.Officially protected.75600:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,455Officially protected.75700:50:01,081 --> 00:50:03,500Filemon, sir, can I give youa piece of advice?75800:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,293-Sure.-You re an imbecile.75900:50:05,377 --> 00:50:06,377Thank you, sir.76000:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,305This is awesome!76100:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,432Nice pad, huh?76200:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,184I d never seen such a beautifulcombination76300:50:21,268 --> 00:50:23,811of so much crap and bad taste.76400:50:23,896 --> 00:50:25,772I love it. Its just like home.76500:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,358-No!-Yes.76600:50:28,526 --> 00:50:29,567No, no, no, no, no!76700:50:29,652 --> 00:50:30,568Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.76800:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,487No. No. No.76900:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,197Yes, yes, yes.77000:50:34,365 --> 00:50:35,365No!77100:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,749-Uh-oh, here we go!-Take notes!77200:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,293I spent77300:50:47,378 --> 00:50:50,713fifteen years in a hole...77400:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,382He sings better than you.77500:50:52,675 --> 00:50:58,137...for false evidenceplanted by a troll...77600:50:58,305 --> 00:51:00,181-He s dedicating it to you, boss.-No way.77700:51:00,266 --> 00:51:04,894All that time thinking aboutgiving a Ding-Dong...77800:51:04,979 --> 00:51:05,728The Ding-Dong!77900:51:05,813 --> 00:51:08,648...to the twerp who did me wrong.78000:51:09,233 --> 00:51:12,235He has two hairs on his head...78100:51:12,695 --> 00:51:14,070He s not talking about me.78200:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,489No way, man. Ow, I tripped.78300:51:16,657 --> 00:51:20,660...and soon he will be dead.78400:51:21,036 --> 00:51:22,996He s destroying the song!78500:51:23,080 --> 00:51:28,293-Ill send him straight to hell.-Keep going!78600:51:28,377 --> 00:51:30,128I can feel a headache coming on.78700:51:31,255 --> 00:51:35,550-Ill ring him like a bell.-Ol!78800:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,470Don t know who I am anymore...78900:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,807Don t want revenge anymore...79000:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,269Not coming after you anymore...79100:51:48,230 --> 00:51:49,355What did I tell you?79200:51:49,523 --> 00:51:54,902Not coming after you anymore,Filemon Pi.79300:51:56,989 --> 00:51:59,407Not coming after me anymore...79400:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,330This poor dumb fool,79500:52:05,414 --> 00:52:09,083this huge bucket of drool...79600:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,210Watch out,the effects might wear off...79700:52:12,755 --> 00:52:17,258Since you re not who you were anymore...79800:52:18,552 --> 00:52:19,844What are you doing?79900:52:20,512 --> 00:52:25,767Since cleaning is such a chore...80000:52:28,062 --> 00:52:32,440Put on those glovesand mop the floor...80100:52:33,484 --> 00:52:35,652Here s some bug spray,80200:52:37,112 --> 00:52:39,989if any critters get in the way...80300:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,993-Beat it!-Party-pooper!80400:52:44,078 --> 00:52:44,911Don t tempt me...80500:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,830-Loser! You re a loser!-Forget it, he ain t worth it.80600:52:48,123 --> 00:52:54,629For once I agree with this schmuck.80700:52:54,713 --> 00:52:55,797Wow, that s a first.80800:52:56,632 --> 00:52:59,425Cleaning the floor80900:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,845can only bring luck.81000:53:05,349 --> 00:53:09,769The best thing to dois grab a pail...81100:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,978I love you all...!81200:53:11,063 --> 00:53:13,439...and pay attention81300:53:14,483 --> 00:53:17,485to every detail.81400:53:18,404 --> 00:53:21,864Do the washing...81500:53:21,949 --> 00:53:22,949Ol!81600:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,703...the ironing...81700:53:26,870 --> 00:53:30,832The sewing, the sweeping, the cooking...81800:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,792Nothing like a nice saut.81900:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,215Hey, kiddo.82000:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,385After you do the dishes go downand bring back a couple beers.82100:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,387We re thirsty. Have them put it on your tab,82200:53:44,471 --> 00:53:46,139you can pay later.82300:53:46,348 --> 00:53:47,348Sure, Daddy.82400:53:47,516 --> 00:53:49,726Make no mistake, kid.I m not your daddy.82500:53:49,810 --> 00:53:53,020If you wanted a father, you shouldn thave been born an orphan!82600:53:53,397 --> 00:53:54,522High five!82700:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,150You re lucky I m reversified,Filemon.82800:53:57,234 --> 00:54:00,069Otherwise I would reachup your bum, grab your throat82900:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,655and turn you inside outlike a calamari.83000:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,700The Ding-Dong I mentioned earlier,remember?83100:54:06,577 --> 00:54:09,620Let s get out of here, this placeis too clean. It s disgusting!83200:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,789Too bad, it was a such a nice pigsty.83300:54:16,628 --> 00:54:18,171All clear83400:54:18,255 --> 00:54:21,132for Operation Annihilatethe Boss Cousin.83500:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,092Perfect, Billy, perfect.83600:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,138He asked for it.83700:54:48,243 --> 00:54:51,496Let the fireworks begin!83800:55:13,852 --> 00:55:18,022Boom, I love the soundof the boom...83900:55:20,984 --> 00:55:24,237I just want to be happy...84000:55:24,947 --> 00:55:27,281And find myself a daddy...84100:55:27,366 --> 00:55:29,116Are you lost, little boy?84200:55:29,785 --> 00:55:31,786Wow, a tiny toy man!84300:55:32,037 --> 00:55:33,913Can t find your way home?84400:55:33,997 --> 00:55:36,916I don t have a home.They took me in.84500:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,543Took you in...?84600:55:39,127 --> 00:55:41,963"City Orphanage."84700:55:42,214 --> 00:55:43,256You poor thing.84800:55:43,465 --> 00:55:44,757A helpless little orphan.84900:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,009And they sent me for beers.85000:55:47,094 --> 00:55:49,178What kind of orphanage is this?85100:55:49,263 --> 00:55:51,138I don t know, they drugged me.85200:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,641Two men living together.85300:55:53,809 --> 00:55:56,269This is inconceivable!85400:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,980What s going on here? I want to talkto whoever s in charge right now!85500:55:59,064 --> 00:56:00,481On the double!85600:56:02,901 --> 00:56:04,193That s for the firecrackers!85700:56:04,278 --> 00:56:04,986Taxi!85800:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,155What are you doing?I work for the city!85900:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,200Even better! You re responsible86000:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,285for this hit-and-run!86100:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,619I didn t even touch you.86200:56:13,704 --> 00:56:17,456If he has a feveryou re in big trouble.86300:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,501Here s a thermometer, sweetie.86400:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,837Take us to a day care centerright now86500:56:23,005 --> 00:56:25,214so they can look afterthis poor child!86600:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,674I have a better idea.86700:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,384Look, I have a gift for you.86800:56:29,928 --> 00:56:32,638Don t try to bribe me, lady!86900:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,685Just stick the key in the ignition!87000:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,772I should stick itwhere the sun don t shine.87100:56:43,358 --> 00:56:46,027Now you flee into the subway!87200:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,945We re surrounded by corruption87300:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,280and incompetence!87400:56:50,699 --> 00:56:52,158Get in the car, son!87500:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,286-Son?-Come on, little fella.87600:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,997Crunchy has some nerve...87700:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,498He left without watering the plants.87800:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,083Ive got a ticket to ride...87900:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,170Boss, check this out!88000:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,173We have to act fast, Mortadelo.88100:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,008The store is going to close!88200:57:09,092 --> 00:57:09,800Phooey!88300:57:10,844 --> 00:57:13,095Going for a ride88400:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,056-in Daddy s car...-Buckle up!88500:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,060To Jimmy s hideout.88600:57:19,728 --> 00:57:22,605To warn himthat they re looking for him.88700:57:23,065 --> 00:57:24,690Your voice is changing.88800:57:24,775 --> 00:57:27,026You re turning into a little man.88900:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,407RABID DOGS89000:57:38,497 --> 00:57:41,791Great, Mortadelo.We lost Mulecruncher.89100:57:42,376 --> 00:57:44,794Not lost, boss.He was taken from us.89200:57:44,878 --> 00:57:48,631You re right, very clever.I knew that. But who?89300:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,383If we only had a clue...89400:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,885Wait, something s written here.89500:57:53,804 --> 00:57:56,013"Property of Jimmy the Freak s gang.89600:57:56,098 --> 00:57:58,933If found, call 609020202."89700:57:59,101 --> 00:58:01,811020202... Nope.They re all prime numbers.89800:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,479-Excuse me?-The clue is invalid.89900:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,564There s an address and a website.90000:58:05,649 --> 00:58:06,816"Jimmythefreak.com."90100:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,610Will you let me think?I m trying90200:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,320to put this puzzle together.90300:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,239I saw the whole thing.90400:58:13,448 --> 00:58:15,783If you re looking for the big fellawho was singing on TV...90500:58:15,993 --> 00:58:20,204Great! Some jerk steps out of thesewer and he s already a private eye!90600:58:20,288 --> 00:58:21,539Whatever.90700:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,667-I have an idea, boss.-Don t tell me.90800:58:24,835 --> 00:58:25,835Im sick of your ideas.90900:58:25,919 --> 00:58:28,045Shouldn t we try callingright now, just in case?91000:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,172Right now? Are you insane?91100:58:30,257 --> 00:58:31,966We have to call after eight,91200:58:32,050 --> 00:58:33,718it s cheaper.91300:58:36,096 --> 00:58:39,515FOR SALE BECAUSE WE RE LEAVING91400:58:43,812 --> 00:58:46,230I don t know if all this will fitin the chopper.91500:58:46,898 --> 00:58:48,774Then we ll have to make two trips.Everything goes.91600:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,569-The used bricks too?-No.91700:58:51,653 --> 00:58:54,363We can leave them behindif you want.91800:58:56,950 --> 00:58:58,701Hello, Jimmy the Freak ssecret hideout.91900:59:00,746 --> 00:59:01,746Hello?92000:59:02,205 --> 00:59:03,247What are you doing?92100:59:03,331 --> 00:59:05,750I hung up.So they ll call me back.92200:59:08,795 --> 00:59:09,754Watch and learn.92300:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,048Yes? Hello?92400:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,383-You called this number.-What do you want exactly?92500:59:14,468 --> 00:59:15,551Who am I talking to?92600:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,470Mortadelo and Filemon,from the T.I.A.92700:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,471Oh, right.92800:59:18,555 --> 00:59:22,558What was I going to say? Would youhappen to have something or someone92900:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,018that doesn t belong to you maybe?93000:59:24,102 --> 00:59:26,812The last thing that came inwas a safe that belongs to you guys...93100:59:26,897 --> 00:59:30,357But it s all packed up in bubble wrapbecause we re shipping it right away...93200:59:30,442 --> 00:59:32,193Since you blew our cover...93300:59:32,277 --> 00:59:35,946Yeah, sorry about that.Anyway, can you pass me Mulecruncher93400:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,699for a second?I have a message for him.93500:59:38,784 --> 00:59:40,493Hold on a second, let me check.93600:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,161Jimmy, they wantto talk to your cou...93700:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,582Crunchy? Crunchy? Mulecruncher?93800:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,669Congratulations, boss. Now they retorturing him and it s all your fault.93900:59:50,754 --> 00:59:54,507Jesus, Mortadelo! We need to get thereright now, but it s impossible!94000:59:54,674 --> 00:59:57,802The hideout is 30 miles away,in the countryside!94100:59:57,969 --> 00:59:59,303Did you say the countryside?94200:59:59,387 --> 01:00:00,429Yeah, why?94301:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,224-I have an idea, but it s dangerous.-Tell me, what is it?94401:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,309Teletransportation.94501:00:06,812 --> 01:00:08,562Let me drive!94601:00:10,357 --> 01:00:12,399So those two boneheadsfrom the T.I.A.94701:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,943have found us...94801:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,821I told Billy that putting the addresson the website was cool94901:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,030but not very safe.95001:00:18,115 --> 01:00:21,075Then how are peoplesupposed to find us, Einstein?95101:00:21,159 --> 01:00:23,911Easy, boys. Ill separate youso you stop arguing,95201:00:23,995 --> 01:00:25,454so you stop arguingIll separate you.95301:00:29,209 --> 01:00:31,627How did these two get here?Bluetooth?95401:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,630No worries. The momentthey touch that latch95501:00:34,798 --> 01:00:36,090it ll activate the security trap.95601:00:36,925 --> 01:00:38,467-Right?-Wrong.95701:00:39,010 --> 01:00:39,969I disconnected it.95801:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,806You know how much electricitythat thing consumes?95901:00:46,434 --> 01:00:47,977What s wrong, Jimmy?Not happy96001:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,729-to see your cousin?-God help us! We re going to die!96101:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,064Don t worry, I ll handle96201:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,816the TV star.96301:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,568The TV star Ill handle.96401:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,361-It s not him we re worried about.-It s the Oompa Loompa.96501:00:57,904 --> 01:00:59,864I see you re doing96601:01:00,031 --> 01:01:01,490the vacuuming, Mother Superior.96701:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,617Children deserve a clean environment.96801:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,370I came to drop off the little one,but first I have to make sure96901:01:06,454 --> 01:01:08,956everything is in orderin this nursery.97001:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,042Holy guacamole! You look exactlythe same, cuz! Worse than ever.97101:01:13,295 --> 01:01:15,671Your brooms are nicely arranged.97201:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,840Hey, pineapples to make smoothiesfor the kids.97301:01:18,008 --> 01:01:19,341Very healthy, yes, sir.97401:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,051-Who is this guy?-Daddy-o!97501:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,346-My uncle?-Spongeballs!97601:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,098You re going to love it here, kiddo.97701:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,642What are you up to, you freak?97801:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,395I m getting my revenge on thoseblabbermouths who helped the T.I.A.,97901:01:31,563 --> 01:01:33,522the T.I.A. who helped.98001:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,357The T.I.A.!98101:01:36,193 --> 01:01:38,569They drugged me!98201:01:39,946 --> 01:01:42,990They made me iron, sew and cook!98301:01:43,074 --> 01:01:44,742They even had me singing98401:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,619Julio Iglesias!98501:01:46,828 --> 01:01:49,288And they sent me out for beers!98601:01:50,332 --> 01:01:51,707Hey, look at this safe.98701:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,669Looks strong!Its one of those with the little hook.98801:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,340I ll be damned, damned Ill be.98901:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,470If we leave the fridge openthe food will spoil. What s this?99001:02:04,638 --> 01:02:07,765Very nice! Crab sticks on the floor!99101:02:08,016 --> 01:02:10,601If we put them in the freezer,99201:02:10,685 --> 01:02:13,437we ll know where they are later.99301:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,439Look! A drum!99401:02:16,358 --> 01:02:18,734-Dashing through the...-Nooo!99501:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,902...snow!99601:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,245You little...!99701:02:29,955 --> 01:02:32,331Look, an empty basement!99801:02:32,415 --> 01:02:34,667I ll check the last timeit was inspected.99901:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,920Nurse!100001:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,384I ll get your for this!100101:02:55,397 --> 01:02:57,147So teletransportation, huh?100201:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,191I ll show you teletransportation.100301:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,527I thought, since this wasout in the countryside,100401:03:01,611 --> 01:03:04,613we should take this TVout to my poor Aunt Ucrania.100501:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,699She just retired and she s bored stiff.100601:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,575Its only about 50 milesout of the way.100701:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,660What!100801:03:09,744 --> 01:03:10,828Its not even on the way?100901:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,789-Its in the opposite direction.-I can t believe it...!101001:03:16,251 --> 01:03:18,877What a surprise! Mortadelo!101101:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,170Look, there she is! Aunt Ucrania!101201:03:20,255 --> 01:03:22,965-Is this woman dangerous?-If you re driving.101301:03:23,049 --> 01:03:23,924You wanted to drive.101401:03:24,092 --> 01:03:26,302I hardly recognized you!101501:03:26,386 --> 01:03:29,013Where y all goinwith that crappy TV?101601:03:29,097 --> 01:03:31,015-I ain t got nowhere to put it.-Its for you.101701:03:31,099 --> 01:03:33,642For me? I don t wantthat piece of garbage.101801:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,061I already have101901:03:36,146 --> 01:03:39,106a 78 inch plasma full HDMI102001:03:39,190 --> 01:03:41,191with 3D surround sound.102101:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,946Aunt Ucrania, can we borrowyour mule to get...102201:03:46,114 --> 01:03:48,782Filomena? No problem.But you ll have to make two trips.102301:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,326Shotgun!102401:03:51,703 --> 01:03:52,661One.102501:03:52,829 --> 01:03:53,954What are you doing?102601:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,751And two. Two trips.Hey, you left your crappy TV behind!102701:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,420Should we leave it connectedor unplug it?102801:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,922With you it s hard to know.102901:04:04,424 --> 01:04:06,467This is unacceptable!The children starving without dinner103001:04:06,551 --> 01:04:09,053and you re getting a manicure.103101:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,513And you two, what a disgrace.103201:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,350You think I don t knowwhat you re up to?103301:04:14,976 --> 01:04:18,062-What do you mean?-Living together! You re an item!103401:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,982Come here, you little peanut. I m goingto turn you into peanut butter.103501:04:22,067 --> 01:04:24,318Why don t you pick on somebodyyour own size?103601:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,903He started it.103701:04:27,739 --> 01:04:28,822What are you doing?103801:04:28,907 --> 01:04:30,991Checking the TV! To make sure103901:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,869there s no inappropriateprogramming for children.104001:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,871TV shmeevee!104101:04:35,955 --> 01:04:38,165Give me the remote, you smurf!104201:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,043What is this, a new toy?104301:04:41,127 --> 01:04:43,045What is this? This is what?104401:04:43,213 --> 01:04:46,256A little thing that goes boom!104501:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,514Check it out, click, clack, click.104601:04:53,598 --> 01:04:55,974Its atomic, tick, tack, tick.104701:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,519And how do you know when it s going to blow?104801:04:58,603 --> 01:05:00,854When it starts to beep, nice and slow.104901:05:01,022 --> 01:05:04,274And beep, the bomb will go beep.105001:05:04,359 --> 01:05:06,151I love the sound of the beep...105101:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,405right before it goes boom.105201:05:09,572 --> 01:05:10,489What a blast!105301:05:10,657 --> 01:05:14,159And boom, what a freaky little boom...105401:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,495After it beeps it goes boom...105501:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,415And the T.I.A. will meet it s doom!105601:05:21,668 --> 01:05:23,919Id better change the channel.105701:05:24,087 --> 01:05:27,172With all these beeps and booms,I don t think this musical105801:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,841is right for the boy.105901:05:30,218 --> 01:05:31,218Nooo!!!106001:05:35,098 --> 01:05:37,266What comes after the beep?106101:05:44,607 --> 01:05:46,942-What was that?-It sounded like two pumpkins106201:05:47,110 --> 01:05:49,027stuffed with sawdustcrashing on the ground.106301:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,784Since when do we havetwo cactuses out in front?106401:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,621I don t know, but one of themis right on top of a red ant hill.106501:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,792Elevator!106601:06:04,043 --> 01:06:06,086Nothing. Someone must haveleft the door open.106701:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,423Stay still, you little bonsai!106801:06:10,675 --> 01:06:12,301Come on, it s just a few ants.106901:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,761It s not the ants, you jack ass.107001:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,306My disguise is inside-out!107101:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,643Im going upstairsto talk to the manager,107201:06:21,811 --> 01:06:25,522even if I have to takethe service stairs.107301:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,692I m going to deliver thisto the T.I.A.107401:06:28,776 --> 01:06:31,278Crunchy, keep an eye on your daddy.107501:06:31,362 --> 01:06:34,281Make sure he doesn t touchanything else! And you two!107601:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,741Very important!107701:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,701Stay together!107801:06:41,039 --> 01:06:43,874What do we do now, boss?They re armed to the teeth in there.107901:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,250We re dead meat if we go in there.108001:06:45,335 --> 01:06:47,544Don t worry.We ll do it backwards.108101:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,338Reverse psychology.108201:06:49,506 --> 01:06:52,799We don t go in.They re the ones who ll come out.108301:07:00,099 --> 01:07:01,600Start the countdown.108401:07:01,768 --> 01:07:02,768One,108501:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,645two, three...108601:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,529Boss, they re getting away!108701:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,989Five...Shut up, I ll lose count!108801:07:16,157 --> 01:07:17,241Six, seven...108901:07:21,412 --> 01:07:22,955Boss, they re escaping!109001:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,582Would you be quietand stop interrupting?109101:07:25,667 --> 01:07:28,585I lost count! Now I haveto start over again from zero.109201:07:29,504 --> 01:07:31,672Ten, nine, eight...109301:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,217Uh-oh, this doesn t look good.109401:07:35,593 --> 01:07:36,969Where is he taking that?109501:07:40,974 --> 01:07:44,059Finally a break. Having Jimmy hereis always so stressful.109601:07:44,561 --> 01:07:45,852Have you seen my dad?109701:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,854That little midget is your dad?109801:07:47,939 --> 01:07:49,523Bro, didn t you notice?109901:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,858He looks just like him.110001:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,528Who s your mom?110101:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,863The cookie monster?110201:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,956Three, two,110301:08:06,332 --> 01:08:07,332one...110401:08:08,209 --> 01:08:09,251Zero!110501:08:18,845 --> 01:08:22,431Now when I fly over the T.I.A...110601:08:22,515 --> 01:08:26,143Hey, the envelope came back!110701:08:33,192 --> 01:08:34,818Say whatever you want,110801:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,404but I think that reverse psychologystuff is garbage.110901:08:44,704 --> 01:08:49,791Crunchy!111001:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,293Crunchy...111101:08:51,753 --> 01:08:52,753Crunchy.111201:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,465Crunchy!111301:08:58,676 --> 01:08:59,760Crunchy.111401:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,012Did you get the beers or what?111501:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,349Ill show you a beer!111601:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,270Don t worry boss, I ll stick him!111701:09:10,438 --> 01:09:13,607No, wait! We need to extractthe intel from him.111801:09:13,775 --> 01:09:15,859But he s already extracting...all your teeth!111901:09:16,402 --> 01:09:18,820Where is Jimmy s hideout?112001:09:19,072 --> 01:09:20,072Here.112101:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,867-Where is here?-Right here.112201:09:26,663 --> 01:09:29,206Inject the invention, Mortadelo.112301:09:29,290 --> 01:09:32,167We already have all the intel.112401:09:38,925 --> 01:09:41,468Crunchy, I didn t see you there...112501:09:42,220 --> 01:09:45,305You re making me do somethingI don t want to.112601:09:46,224 --> 01:09:48,058-What?-What do you think?112701:09:48,226 --> 01:09:49,518Die.112801:09:53,147 --> 01:09:55,107Billy, did you hear that?112901:09:55,733 --> 01:09:58,735No... I didn t... God!113001:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,404What? What s wrong?113101:10:00,655 --> 01:10:02,447Man, you sure are ugly!113201:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,366What do you mean...?113301:10:06,869 --> 01:10:11,039I finally don t have to lookat you anymore! I can t believe it!113401:10:11,290 --> 01:10:12,708My own rear-end!113501:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,418Ive got one too!113601:10:14,585 --> 01:10:18,171Come on, give me one last hug,then we ll go our separate ways!113701:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,132I ll show him.113801:10:20,216 --> 01:10:23,135-Where are you going with that?-Im going to stick this guy.113901:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,344Ill go with you.114001:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,722Daddy! Daddy!114101:10:28,391 --> 01:10:32,185Daddy!114201:10:37,275 --> 01:10:39,443-Daddy!-Hey, knucklehead.114301:10:39,652 --> 01:10:41,778Take a step forward,if you have the guts.114401:10:41,863 --> 01:10:43,864-Come on, you sissy!-Redneck!114501:10:44,949 --> 01:10:46,366Scaredy-cat!114601:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,618Super hunk!114701:10:48,703 --> 01:10:50,454-Sex symbol!-Stud-muffin!114801:10:50,621 --> 01:10:51,788I love you...!114901:10:55,501 --> 01:10:56,752No, no, no.115001:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,880Oh, no!Our happiness was cut short!115101:11:03,301 --> 01:11:05,218What am I doing here?This is between you two.115201:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,096Melonhead!115301:11:09,307 --> 01:11:11,016Things were going so well...!115401:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,685Teletransportation!115501:11:17,899 --> 01:11:20,275-Perfect timing...-Sorry, it slipped out.115601:11:45,593 --> 01:11:48,386Crunchy!After all we ve done for you!115701:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,722You put me in jail and drugged me!115801:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,641Don t be so negative.115901:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,678I don t feel so well.116001:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,235Daddy!116101:12:46,362 --> 01:12:50,657Boom! The T.I.A. sgoing to go boom!116201:12:51,492 --> 01:12:53,702You think those two nitwitspulled it off?116301:12:53,786 --> 01:12:55,620They would have sent a message.116401:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,123Here it is.116501:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,958"The T.I.A. is going to take off."116601:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,377What do you think, Bacterio?116701:13:06,007 --> 01:13:07,591I don t think it s from them.116801:13:08,676 --> 01:13:11,386You re going to freak outwhen your house gets blown up,116901:13:11,470 --> 01:13:12,971blown up gets your house.117001:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,440They get us out of bed for this?117101:13:32,158 --> 01:13:34,326They re going to fly over us!117201:13:36,162 --> 01:13:37,203Allow me.117301:13:38,039 --> 01:13:40,415Ill help you with the umbrella.117401:13:40,625 --> 01:13:44,169It must have gotten stuckon the floor of the elevator.117501:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,424-Pull it up!-The controls aren t working!117601:13:49,508 --> 01:13:52,052Ill put it here, on the shelf.117701:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,429It won t go up!117801:13:54,597 --> 01:13:55,931There you go!117901:14:01,020 --> 01:14:02,479Stop playing around!118001:14:02,897 --> 01:14:05,106This is even freakierthan I thought.118101:14:10,696 --> 01:14:14,282Sit in front, boss. I knowyou get dizzy in the back seat.118201:14:14,617 --> 01:14:17,410I m going to call the managerwith the P.A.118301:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,879Why s he turning around?118401:14:30,383 --> 01:14:31,967Stop that...!118501:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,764Believe it or not,118601:14:39,767 --> 01:14:41,685but I get dizzier in front!118701:14:45,439 --> 01:14:46,773The gas tank!118801:14:48,567 --> 01:14:49,901Hello? Hello?118901:14:50,069 --> 01:14:50,819Hello?!119001:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,122Nah, it s no use!119101:15:08,671 --> 01:15:12,298This guy just went too far,Mortadelo!119201:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,759-What do you mean?-He flew out of range.119301:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,680He s coming back!What does he want now?119401:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,098To drop the bomb on us?119501:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,142Boom, I can already hear the...119601:15:22,309 --> 01:15:26,271This is an outrage! I almost got killedand you re playing with a hoola-hoop!119701:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,526Come on, lady!119801:15:39,452 --> 01:15:40,660Can you see him?119901:15:44,415 --> 01:15:45,957We need mach speed.120001:15:46,042 --> 01:15:49,002-What do you mean?-"Mach-imum" speed!120101:15:53,716 --> 01:15:56,843-Grab it, grab it!-I wish it were that easy!120201:15:57,178 --> 01:16:00,430Going up again?I m going down to the first floor.120301:16:00,973 --> 01:16:03,683Where s the emergency stop?Oh, there it is...120401:16:04,602 --> 01:16:05,977What are you doing?120501:16:09,607 --> 01:16:10,482Get out of the way.120601:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,992I want to talk to the manager!120701:16:26,999 --> 01:16:30,251Everything s so complicated!120801:16:38,177 --> 01:16:39,886Which was it?Red, green, green, red...120901:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,099Okay, boss. See you later.121001:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,810Where do you think you re going?121101:16:46,977 --> 01:16:49,938Hey, take it easy. The safe!Watch out!121201:16:53,025 --> 01:16:54,442You re wrinkling my pants.121301:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,406I ve got it, Ive got it.121401:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,745Don t complain, Im stuckin a bad position too.121501:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,294Hang in there, boss!Don t let go of that bomb!121601:17:18,592 --> 01:17:22,345Beep, after the beepcomes the boom...121701:17:22,429 --> 01:17:24,430I can already hear the...121801:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,270Uh-oh.121901:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,458Jimmy wasn t readyfor my cowboy outfit.122001:17:56,547 --> 01:18:00,175-Ive got it, Mortadelo!-Yes, boss! Yes!122101:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,927-Filemon has a firm grip on it!-Yes!122201:18:03,345 --> 01:18:06,139-Yes!-Yes!122301:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,348Yes!122401:18:07,558 --> 01:18:08,850-Yes!-Yes!122501:18:09,351 --> 01:18:10,351Yes!122601:18:12,229 --> 01:18:13,313Cowabunga, boss!122701:18:22,156 --> 01:18:24,866Um... what did the message say?122801:18:43,969 --> 01:18:46,137You go first,that s what bosses are for.122901:18:46,222 --> 01:18:50,141That s why you have to go first,to inspect the terrain!123001:18:52,228 --> 01:18:53,937Mortadelo, do something!123101:18:54,313 --> 01:18:56,940"Caspa retractus terrenus softus."123201:19:02,279 --> 01:19:03,738-What?-What?123301:19:14,333 --> 01:19:17,126Where are you going? Hey!Teletransportation!123401:19:19,922 --> 01:19:23,758Daddy!123501:19:25,719 --> 01:19:28,471Where did you learn to drive,stupid? In Miami?123601:19:35,646 --> 01:19:38,106He s in a hurry, boss.Otherwise you d be dead by now.123701:19:38,274 --> 01:19:41,150No way, man!We re totally close now. Crunchy!123801:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,654Crunchy! You forgot your shoes!123901:19:46,824 --> 01:19:48,074Oops! He s turning around.124001:19:48,367 --> 01:19:50,034You re the one who s going to turn...inside out!124101:19:51,203 --> 01:19:53,288Mortadelo...124201:20:01,338 --> 01:20:04,007I d never seen such a perfectlyexecuted Ding-Dong.124301:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,926Ever!124401:20:08,762 --> 01:20:11,973Finally. This is my stop.124501:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,312Where s the step!124601:20:19,189 --> 01:20:26,654Daddy!124701:20:28,991 --> 01:20:30,491The mattress!124801:20:31,201 --> 01:20:32,577Aim for the mattress!!!124901:20:42,379 --> 01:20:45,506These little angelsstill had their baby teeth.125001:20:45,716 --> 01:20:48,092Look at them crawl.They re so happy.125101:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,303Daddy! Daddy...125201:20:51,013 --> 01:20:52,347I need a change of lifestyle.125301:20:52,431 --> 01:20:55,767That s fine, darling,but it s time to tell you the truth.125401:20:55,851 --> 01:20:58,936Sebastian, my sweet little girl,125501:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,772you re adopted.125601:21:10,032 --> 01:21:12,367Okay, let s head home.125701:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,576Mission accomplished, boss.125801:21:13,744 --> 01:21:15,286Feels great when everythingworks out.125901:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,997Exactly, not a single loose end.126001:21:20,751 --> 01:21:22,710Hey, we forgot about this guy.126101:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,381There s only two of us and I can t doany more than Im already doing!126201:21:29,301 --> 01:21:31,344Where were you, freak?126301:21:31,428 --> 01:21:33,679Well, I was on my way homeand suddenly I thought,126401:21:33,764 --> 01:21:36,808Jimmy, you don t have a home,a home you don t have.126501:21:37,810 --> 01:21:39,018So I came back to thank you.126601:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,603-You re welcome!-Hey.126701:21:40,687 --> 01:21:43,856Congratulations. At leastyou still have the transformer!126801:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,175Your Pokemon looks great, Jimmy.126901:22:11,260 --> 01:22:13,428Say hello to our little friends.127001:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,557Were you looking for this,this were you looking for?127101:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,684Drats, the envelope!I totally forgot.127201:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,228Oh well, it s time to usenon-magnetic127301:22:22,396 --> 01:22:24,605weapons. Jimmy!127401:22:25,149 --> 01:22:26,899Give me a second.127501:22:38,412 --> 01:22:39,495Okay, where were we?127601:22:40,914 --> 01:22:44,459Um... Jimmy...Where are you going after this?127701:22:44,918 --> 01:22:45,918Why?127801:22:46,336 --> 01:22:47,753Maybe you could give usa ride downtown.127901:22:47,838 --> 01:22:50,631Are those your last wordsor do you want to change them?128001:22:50,716 --> 01:22:53,259-We ll keep these, right?-How nice.128101:22:53,343 --> 01:22:55,845Okay, let s start the countdown,the countdown let s start.128201:22:56,305 --> 01:22:57,472Five,128301:22:59,641 --> 01:23:00,850four...128401:23:00,934 --> 01:23:02,268Jimmy, wait...128501:23:02,352 --> 01:23:04,145-Now what?-Well,128601:23:04,313 --> 01:23:06,606Im not trying to stall, but...128701:23:06,690 --> 01:23:07,899-What?-No...128801:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,235this machine...Is there a four-door model?128901:23:11,403 --> 01:23:13,613-Two, one...-One more thing.129001:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,700I don t like where this is headed.129101:23:17,784 --> 01:23:19,327Its okay, I have it allunder control.129201:23:19,411 --> 01:23:21,412-Hey, Jimmy...!-What! What! What!129301:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,789-What was I going to say?-Nothing. Let me say it.129401:23:23,874 --> 01:23:25,666Say it let me. Bosm!129501:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,752I love the sound of the boom!129601:23:27,836 --> 01:23:28,920-Jimmy!-What!129701:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,797If you press that button,you ll be crushed by the T.I.A.129801:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,091Oh, yeah? Let s see!129901:23:44,102 --> 01:23:45,436What a mess, huh?130001:23:45,521 --> 01:23:48,856Mess? What mess?I had it all planned.130101:23:51,235 --> 01:23:52,401Almost.130201:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,905-Here, your document.-Yeah,130301:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,823he sends us on one missionand we end up with three.130401:23:57,908 --> 01:23:59,325What do you mean, three?130501:23:59,409 --> 01:24:01,369Remember how to count, Super?130601:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,996One, the safe. Recovered.130701:24:04,081 --> 01:24:05,414And completely semi-new.130801:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,086Two, Mulecruncher.Totally hidden.130901:24:10,170 --> 01:24:11,337Not even we know where he is.131001:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,673Three, the bomb.131101:24:13,966 --> 01:24:16,425I was going to mention that...131201:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,636-No longer necessary.-Totally deactivated.131301:24:19,805 --> 01:24:21,180Itll never explode again.131401:24:21,265 --> 01:24:24,392No need to celebrateif you re too busy...131501:24:24,476 --> 01:24:27,478By the way, what s so importantabout that document131601:24:27,563 --> 01:24:28,771that nearly cost us our lives?131701:24:29,815 --> 01:24:32,233Its a recipe for cream of potatoes131801:24:32,317 --> 01:24:34,527Ofelia got off the Internet.131901:24:35,279 --> 01:24:38,406My stomach is delicateand I can only eat132001:24:38,615 --> 01:24:39,740bland foods.132101:24:40,367 --> 01:24:43,828Why are you looking at melike that?132201:24:44,121 --> 01:24:45,913Savage and brutal assault.132301:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,708They shoved a spicy 60-toncast iron safe down his throat132401:24:48,792 --> 01:24:51,294and the hook got caught.132501:24:51,378 --> 01:24:54,630His assailants are believedto have fled to the Amazon...132601:24:54,715 --> 01:24:57,550Mortadelo! Filemon!132701:24:58,051 --> 01:25:02,096Come here! Ill show youhow to make a shish-kebab!132801:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,765Are we out of danger?132901:25:04,850 --> 01:25:06,767Yes, but wait a little longer,just in case.133001:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,352How much longer?133101:25:08,437 --> 01:25:10,146Until things cool down.133201:25:12,441 --> 01:25:13,941The countdown begins.133301:26:37,609 --> 01:26:41,278Filemon, you are such a sex symbol!I m crazy about you!133401:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,447I ve been telling youthe whole time, silly.133501:26:43,824 --> 01:26:45,199I m your alpha male.133601:26:45,283 --> 01:26:48,327Boss, have you seenthe leftover Reversulin133701:26:48,412 --> 01:26:50,996-that was in the syringe?-Me? No idea.133801:26:51,081 --> 01:26:53,916Why would I want that stuff?Please...133901:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,793What is he saying, darling,134001:26:55,877 --> 01:26:57,420-sweet cakes?-Never mind.134101:26:57,504 --> 01:27:00,047Come on, baby.I ll show you my pad.134201:27:00,132 --> 01:27:04,135-I just finished mopping!-Who asked you?134301:31:24,354 --> 01:31:25,771To you, Dad, for insertingMortadelo and Filemon134401:31:25,855 --> 01:31:27,648into my childhood withoutcalibrating the consequences.134501:31:40,412 --> 01:31:43,914This is how the potter,with tenacity and patience,134601:31:44,541 --> 01:31:46,625slowly shapes the clay134701:31:47,168 --> 01:31:49,169following jug-making tradition134801:31:49,254 --> 01:31:52,631cultivated by his ancestorswith hard work and dedication134901:31:52,716 --> 01:31:55,259to the delicate art of jug-making...