100:00:18,310 --> 00:00:23,439(Taconeos)200:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,800Churro va!300:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,483Te acuerdas de cuando descubrimoslas pinturas rupestres?400:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,027-Ya lo creo!Si estaban frescas!500:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,795(LOS HOMBRES GIMOTEAN)600:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,963-Ah!700:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,854Ay, ay!800:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,941(LADRA)900:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,278Ah!...1000:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,576Hola, "good morning"!1100:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,838(SUSPIRA)1200:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,674Ay!1300:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,052Sr. Sper,el documento que me ha pedido!1400:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,136Qu robustez!1500:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,556Qu planta, qu frontal!Qu requetebin que est hecha!1600:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,017(ACENTO GALLEGO)Muchas gracias, Sper.1700:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,101Qu galante es...1800:02:24,186 --> 00:02:28,064Qutese de en medio, haga el favor,que no me deja ver esta preciosidad!1900:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,108-Bueno, pues esto ya est.Aqu tiene usted caja2000:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,610"pa toa" la vida.2100:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,656-Lo mismo le dijeronde las otras 300.2200:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,033Deme eso.Inauguremos esta maravilla.2300:02:39,076 --> 00:02:42,912Cmo se abre? Seguro que tieneun sistema hiperbrico-digital2400:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,831con cerradura isomtricanuclearizada.2500:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,626-Pues casi. Se abre por aqu.Eh?2600:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,629Y... lo ve seguro?2700:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,131Seguro?Seguro no, lo siguiente.2800:02:54,216 --> 00:02:57,343A ver quin se va a imaginarque hay aqu un ganchito...2900:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,762-La verdades que la cajita es una monada.3000:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,889Debera usted ponerle nombre.3100:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,182Ya lo he pensado:3200:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,059La Ofelia 2.Huy!3300:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,062Porque guarda secretos y tesorosen su interior?3400:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,105No. Porque pesa3500:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,14860 toneladas.3600:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,026(REN)3700:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,279Nos han descubierto!3800:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,157-(ACENTO ANDALUZ)Chist! No perdamos la calma.3900:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,284Lo importante es que sigamos unidos.4000:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,412-Tienes razn.Yo me piro!4100:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,830-Pero qu haces?, no ves4200:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,415que estamos juntos en esto?4300:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,584-Junto... estars t.Yo me piro de aqu!4400:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,837-"Oz"! T lo has querido!4500:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,547-Au! Toma!-Ay!4600:03:37,175 --> 00:03:41,053(GRITAN)4700:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,346Se acab!4800:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,349T y yo vamos a hacerlo que nos ha mandado Jimmy hacer!4900:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,976-Jimmy, Jimmy!Parece5000:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,104que le tienes miedo..."Hola, chicos, me escuchan?".5100:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,147S, dime, Jimmy.5200:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,233# Pum, cmo me gusta el pum... #5300:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,693Cmo va eso, Trini?5400:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,695No, no, soy Mari."Pues Mari!".5500:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,281Pues, mira,tengo que estar encima de este5600:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,241porque si no el trabajo no sale...5700:04:02,325 --> 00:04:06,078Pero, vamos, que la primera rodajaya est a punto de estar a punto.5800:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,830(ACENTO ARGENTINO) Buensimo!5900:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,665# Cmo me gusta el pum.Qu cachondo,6000:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,460# cachondo, cachondo es el pum. #(RE)6100:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,878(Mugido)6200:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,839Vaya, un mensaje.Seguro que es de mi mujer.6300:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,550A m la matambin me llama todo el rato.6400:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,510"La TIA se va a inclinar ante m".6500:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,763Exactamente,lo mismo le digo yo a la ma.6600:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,182Que no, hombre,es lo que pone en el mensaje.6700:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,727"La TIA se va a inclinar ante m".Y quin le manda esa "tont"?6800:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,854(ASUSTADO) Jimmy!6900:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,105Quin es ese Jimmy?7000:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,150EI cachondo que me ha robadolas 300 cajas anteriores.7100:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,527Anda, mrale!La ha dejado bien anclada7200:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,154a la pared, verdad?7300:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,740Anclada no, lo siguiente.Puse cinta de pintor7400:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,784por todo el borde, eh?,7500:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,620y alcayata del 7directamente al pladur.7600:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,871Chpate esa, Jimmy!7700:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,457La TIA jams se va a inclinarante nadie!7800:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,792Y, mucho menos,7900:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,587ante un cagamandurriasde chichinabo como Jimmy!8000:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,380Nadie se re de la TIA!8100:04:58,465 --> 00:05:03,219(RE)8200:05:10,852 --> 00:05:15,314Operacin Reverencia en marcha,en marcha operacin! (RIE)8300:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,753"Mari, me escucha?".Soy Trini.8400:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,841Pues, Trini, cuando me corten lasegunda rebanadita, me dicen "ya"!8500:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,884"Ya me dicen".Recibido.8600:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,553Eh?8700:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,721-(GRITA)8800:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,724Ya? Tan prontito?Estos tipos valen por dos!8900:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,893Por dos valen estos tipos! (RE)9000:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,732Ah!...9100:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,944Que s, que ya voy!Qu impacientes, querido.9200:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,614(GRITAN)9300:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,409Una monedita?9400:06:08,910 --> 00:06:12,538Para qu pongo la manita?-(LADRA)9500:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,748Vamos!Todava no ha nacido9600:06:14,833 --> 00:06:18,168el que me haga a minclinarme un solo milmetro!9700:06:18,253 --> 00:06:22,256Y juro que antes de inclinarmeante ese follanganito de feria,9800:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,841me como esa caja fuerte!9900:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,555(Tintineo)10000:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,032Ay, ay, ay!10100:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,783(LADRA)10200:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,912Tranquilo, que la caja de aquno se desprende!10300:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,793Ha visto cmo ha aguantado?Qu le haba dicho?10400:07:02,631 --> 00:07:06,717Ah!Este celo es seguro no, lo anterior.10500:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,471(GRITA)10600:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,389Anda!Qu bien da usted en la tele.10700:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,143-Ah!10800:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,603Ah!10900:07:17,687 --> 00:07:21,273Pues el mdico me ha dichoque necesito mucho hierro.11000:07:21,358 --> 00:07:25,110-Pero, hija, si yo te veo fuerte.Si ests cuadrada.11100:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,738Y muy gil!11200:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,615(RE)11300:07:29,699 --> 00:07:33,077Eres un cachondo, Jimmy.Pero cachondo, cachondo...11400:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,955-Desde luego.No s por qu todo el mundo dice,11500:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,874con la gracia que tienes,que no tienes gracia.11600:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,210-No, si gracia tiene,pero en el culo!11700:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,965(Msica)11800:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,049(Silencio)11900:07:51,346 --> 00:07:55,265No te pareci cachondo, Mari?Cachondo no te ha parecido, Trini?12000:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,768Si ha sido este, que es nuevo.12100:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,646No te pilla el humorismo.Y se acaba de incorporar...12200:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,899Cmo que acaba de "incorporarse"?Si ustedes son siameses,12300:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,025siameses son!12400:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,237Si llevan pegaditosdesde que nacieron...12500:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,698Pues a eso iba yo...Tiene miga la cosa!12600:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,912Por eso estn conmigo, Mari, Trini!Porque son unos cachondos!12700:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,581Cachondos, cachondos, cachondos.(RE)12800:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,218Cachondo, cachondo...12900:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,431T te lo has buscado, Jimmy!13000:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,725Ofelia!Dgame, Sper.13100:08:38,727 --> 00:08:43,397Pngame en comunicacin inmediatacon mis dos mejores agentes,13200:08:43,481 --> 00:08:47,067los ms preparados,los ms intrpidos y sagaces!13300:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,610Los "top one"!Ah!13400:09:09,924 --> 00:09:10,924(BOSTEZA)13500:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,719(VOZ ROBTICA)"8 horas, 0 minutos, 0 segundos".13600:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,346Esa es la hora local, encanto.Quiero la zul.13700:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,974"5 horas, 0 minu...". Exacto!13800:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,147"Cmo quiere el caf?".Con dos huevos.13900:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,234(Campana)14000:09:29,819 --> 00:09:33,405Buenos das, jefe.Le traigo la prensa internacional.14100:09:33,490 --> 00:09:37,076Hoy vuelve a ser ustedportada en todos los peridicos.14200:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,952Mire qu guapo le han sacado14300:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,913en el "Einstein News".14400:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,707Y eso que me han pilladoen mala postura.14500:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,251Solo tiene tres posturas, jefe:la buena...,14600:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,213(ASIENTE)la buensima...,14700:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,883y la cojonistica!14800:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,189Huy, s, la noto algo caliente.14900:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,608La he programado a 0,como a usted le gusta.15000:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,152Ande, eljame un trapito, Mortadelo.15100:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,738Algo sencillito y elegante?Sorprndame.15200:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,122(Msica)15300:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,253Mm...15400:10:31,589 --> 00:10:35,717No.15500:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,720Ah! Este.15600:10:38,805 --> 00:10:43,851Acertadsima eleccin, Mortadelo.Es que a usted le queda todo bien!15700:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,646"Proceso de reconocimientoen marcha".15800:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,274"Identidad confirmada".15900:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,235"Buenos das!Cmo han descansado los seores?".16000:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,987AI grano."S, disclpenme".16100:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,363"Esta es la situacin".16200:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,992"Documentacin secreta dealto inters estratgico sustrada16300:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,537de la Agencia de Informacin.Misin: recuperarla".16400:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,582"Nombre en clave: Pjaro Rojo.Coordenadas:16500:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,2094523' 78", este,16600:11:09,294 --> 00:11:13,25556 radianes de deriva oeste".16700:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,968"Utilicen la unidadde desplazamiento convertible KRO".16800:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,553Dietas?"Ilimitadas".16900:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,265"Se acaban de transferir 300000000a su tarjeta de crdito".17000:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,684Cualquier dale agrega Dios a su Facebook!17100:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,854Lo digo como lo siento.Vaya a por el carro. Yo voy volando.17200:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,105As da gusto.17300:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,567Escchame bien, Pjaro Rojo,17400:11:33,610 --> 00:11:37,154todo el peso de la TIAcaer sobre ti.17500:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,377 Ignicin!17600:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,180Oh! Es el agente Filemn, Pi!-Es l, en persona!17700:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,598-Personificado!17800:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,600Superagente!-Superagente!17900:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,895(Gritero y vtores)18000:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,981(GRITA)18100:12:15,860 --> 00:12:21,949(Gritos de histeria)18200:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,076Pseme el volante.18300:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,371Todo suyo, jefe.18400:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,793Sera... tan amable?Cmo le quiere la gente, macho!18500:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,836Cuando se lo diga a mi mujer!...18600:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,422Trae, anda,que te hago lo de la porrita.18700:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,841-Qu clase tiene este hombre!18800:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,886(Gritero)18900:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,474-Guapo! Guapo!19000:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,184Guapetones!19100:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,700Pjaro Rojo en cuadrante 19.19200:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,452Ya me haba percatado.Pngase el cinturn.19300:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,579No me hace falta.Confo en usted.19400:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,707No, hombre, no, si es por la multa.19500:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,912Objetivo en radar.Blanco fijado.19600:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,082Cul es el plan, jefe?Darle una colleja a los malos,19700:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,793recuperar la cajita del Spery volver a tiempo19800:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,087para la rueda de prensa.Ese es el plan.19900:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,189Para esto nos sacan de la cama,20000:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,483para interceptaruna batidora a pedales?20100:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,902S, tambin creaque iba a tener ms gracia.20200:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,375Anda, qu cachondo!20300:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,753 No, si al final20400:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,588nos lo vamos a pasar bien!20500:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,311A ver quin muerde a quin ahora...20600:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,903Est araando la cajita del Sper.20700:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,164Creo que este tipo pretende20800:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,875tocarle las narices, jefe!Que se atreva.20900:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,554Este seor acaba de traspasarel lmite, Mortadelo.21000:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,766Qu quiere decir?Que se va a comer estos misilitos.21100:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,992Y ahora para qu se pondr de culo?21200:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,999(GRITAN)21300:16:07,508 --> 00:16:12,095(Tumulto)21400:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,685Quiereel informe completo de daos, jefe?21500:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,895No..., ya lo veo yo.21600:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,189Solo chapa y pintura.Lo ha clavado.21700:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,108Saque el boli, Mortadelo...A sus rdenes.21800:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,406Que este cachondonos firmar el parte del seguro.21900:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,248(Pitidos)22000:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,292Tienen una buenorra...,22100:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,127una maciza..., una...,22200:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,005una seorita a bordo, jefe!Aborte, Mortadelo!22300:16:47,089 --> 00:16:50,467Imposible! EI misil ha superadoel lmite de no retorno!22400:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,596Mxima potencia, Mortadelo!"Match" 5!22500:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,932Jefe, nadie ha sobrevividoa un "match" 5!22600:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,768Pues habr que ir elegantesa recoger el Guinness.22700:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,253Ah! Ah!22800:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,838Pedazo de cachode trozo de tronca, jefe!22900:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,132Es justola que le recomend el mdico!23000:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,343(LLORIQUEA Y GRITA)23100:17:48,609 --> 00:17:54,155("Me olvid de vivir",Julio Iglesias)23200:18:00,955 --> 00:18:11,506Ah!23300:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,301Impacto inminente!23400:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,303Filemn!...23500:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,014Salte, Mortadelo,voy a interceptar el misil.23600:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,017Cmo? Si no nos queda municin.Que salte, le digo!23700:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,686Negativo. Estamos juntos en esto.Y, adems,23800:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,606es un privilegio morir a su lado!23900:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,984Morir?Aqu no va a morir nadie!24000:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,112Teletransportacin!24100:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,453Ah!24200:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,419(Trinos)24300:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,089Ah!24400:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,591Piense en algo, jefe.24500:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,801Ya lo he hecho.Necesito tres cositas.24600:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,219Una...,24700:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,722dos...24800:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,099y tres...,24900:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,145la ms importante.Usted lo que es es un monstruo.25000:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,938Deme eso. Enseguida vuelvo.25100:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,483Usted ocpese de la cajita.25200:19:13,903 --> 00:19:27,707Ah!25300:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,633"Joe",lo bien que cae este hombre...25400:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,560(SUSPIRA)25500:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,691Puedo decir a la chicaque va a enamorarse de una leyenda?25600:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,110Oh!25700:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,074Ya se ir dando cuenta ella...25800:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,259(SUENA EL DESPERTADOR)25900:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,010Ah!26000:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,682Qu pasa? Qu pasa?Qu hora es?26100:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,184La hora de pegarte una paliza,26200:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,603"bandarra!".A usted no la he pregunta...26300:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,898Digo, la... la zul...26400:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,442Cmo me ha llamado?26500:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,154Y, ahora,26600:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,156con dos huevos!26700:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,408Ah!26800:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,870 Ignicin!26900:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,957Ah! Ah!27000:20:51,459 --> 00:20:55,044(A CMARA LENTA) Ah!27100:20:55,129 --> 00:21:02,510Ah!27200:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,472Teletransportacin!27300:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,226(REN)27400:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,855Aqu, Filemn!27500:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,399Aqu, Filemn! Cara meln!27600:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,610-Toma, toma, toma!27700:21:18,694 --> 00:21:22,322-Filemn, Filemn, cara de meln!-Qu clase de hombre es este?27800:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,413-Dios!-Va a durar mucho el escndalo?27900:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,875-Pues vamos a ver...Trae, que te hago lo de la porrita.28000:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,047-Huy!Dejamos ya de tirar tiestecitos?28100:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,926Como tires otra cosita,me vas hacer subir!28200:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,886Ah!28300:21:45,554 --> 00:21:50,141Me cago en su... !Habla bien, soplagaitas!28400:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,643Que no ests en la tele!28500:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,688-"Mortadelo y Filemn,acudan inmediatamente28600:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,066al cuartel general de la TIA,28700:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,402utilicen la entrada secreta,ALQ 25H 930".28800:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,905"Repito: inmediatamente!".28900:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,752Deje de hacer el perrito faldero,Mortadelo,29000:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,504y preprese, el Sper nos llama.29100:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,966Pens que le interesara la noticia.Recuerda a Tronchamulas?29200:22:23,050 --> 00:22:26,803Tronchamulas? Esa bestia pardade 350 kg de msculo29300:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,555y 20 g de cerebro29400:22:28,639 --> 00:22:32,058que el superagente Filemnmeti en la crcel sin ayuda?29500:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,144Exactamente, usando pruebas falsas.Bueno... Y qu?29600:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,272Nada, se acaba de escaparde la crcel.29700:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,815Y como jur hacerle...29800:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,441el "aquello" cuando saliera...29900:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,944EI "aquello", el "aquello"...30000:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,363Pero que ya se habr olvidado,por Dios.30100:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,906Si de eso hace ya 15 aos.30200:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,409Jo, 15 aos entre rejas!No tiene que estar30300:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,328"engorilao" ni nada!Que no... Pongamos la tele,30400:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,456a ver si dicen algo,que me extraara...30500:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,127"Ya es 'trending topic'en todas las redes sociales:30600:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,129Tronchamulas busca a Filemn,30700:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,882con el nico finde hacerle el 'aquello'...".30800:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,175(SILBA)-"Nos puede explicar,30900:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,927en qu consiste el 'aquello'?".31000:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,431-"EI 'aquello' consiste enintroducir de mala manera la manaza31100:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,974por el pompis de Filemn,31200:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,851trincarle fuertela campanilla31300:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,396con los dedazos y pegar un tirnseco, as este seor quedar31400:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,608campanizado: dado la vuelta,remetido sobre s mismo".31500:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,610-"Aj.-Que hay que saber hacerlo".31600:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,112Estos son canalesmuy sensacionalistas.31700:23:26,196 --> 00:23:29,532"Cogemos el pollo, rico, rico,y le hacemos el 'aquello'...".31800:23:29,617 --> 00:23:30,617Ah!31900:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,244"Ah!".Dibujitos animados, djelos!32000:23:33,329 --> 00:23:36,122"Ah!".32100:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,665Bah, telebasura.32200:23:37,750 --> 00:23:41,461Qu gracioso: viene ya su esquelaen "Previsiones para maana".32300:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,796Mire el lado positivo:el piso ser para m.32400:23:43,881 --> 00:23:44,881No cante victoria.32500:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,176No ve que ahora estartoda la polica entera buscando32600:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,719a ese pobre desgraciado?32700:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,388(RE)32800:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,433(Gruido)32900:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,441Filemn...-Pero, bueno...,33000:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,110y no le van a detener?-No, todava no.33100:24:06,195 --> 00:24:10,073Tenemos orden de dejarque se encargue primero de Filemn.33200:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,075As nos quita trabajo. (RE)33300:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,578Alguien tiene que hablarle claroa esa fiera asesina.33400:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,788Tronchamulas!33500:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,583"Soy Mortadelo! Mor-ta-de-lo!Escchame, te lo advierto!".33600:24:20,668 --> 00:24:21,918Gracias, Mortadelo.33700:24:22,002 --> 00:24:25,546Dar la cara as, por m...Nada, jefe, Filemn es33800:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,591el del pantaloncito rojo!Lo reconocers enseguida!33900:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,344A ver si vamos a pagarjustos por pecadores!34000:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,222Venga aqu, perro sarnoso!34100:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,141Y no se preocupe,que a usted no le va a reconocer34200:24:37,226 --> 00:24:38,393ni su padre!34300:24:39,269 --> 00:24:42,939De qu tiene miedo, con las medidasde seguridad que hay en el piso?34400:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,440Vamos a ver...34500:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,984Picaporte electrocutante34600:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,361para saludar con 5000 voltiosen fila india34700:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,946al que pase sin llamar.34800:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,533Combinado con el expulsador mecnicode ida y vuelta.34900:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,868Que, por lo que sea,consiguiera entrar...?35000:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,621Pues aqu le esperael tabique detector de maleantes.35100:24:58,706 --> 00:25:02,417Cmo sabe el tabique si el que pasaes bueno o es un chorizo de mier...?35200:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,920Por las palabrotas.35300:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,549(CARANTOAS)i, i, i...35400:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,509(GRITA)35500:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,428(Gruido)35600:25:13,512 --> 00:25:17,098(Gritero)35700:25:17,933 --> 00:25:21,894(Confusin y gritero)35800:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,317(Gruido)35900:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,530Fjese! Cajn engaosode documentos secretos.36000:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,741Por si llegara hasta aqu,que lo dudo...36100:25:34,825 --> 00:25:38,161Pero si est la llave puesta...Ya se lo he dicho, es un cebo.36200:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,497AI abrirlo, sale disparado el cajnque lanzar al incauto...36300:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,332Pero qu hace?36400:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,755Exacto!Contra la persiana antiescaqueo.36500:25:48,839 --> 00:25:52,133Cmo le gusta enredar. Sgame.36600:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,469"Cosita en la puerta".Y mire esto otro:36700:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,346baldosas trampa.Cmo sabemos cules son las...?36800:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,015No hay posibilidad de error.36900:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,601Las negras son las peligrosas.Ah, qu fcil.37000:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,852Y ya, si por el motivo37100:26:02,936 --> 00:26:07,148que fuera, el maleante hubierasorteado las medidas antintrusos,37200:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,485nos queda la campana protectorade cristal blindado.37300:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,988(AISLADO) No me extraa que pongaesa cara. Es impresionante.37400:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,199Ah!37500:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,701Pero para qu est el circulito?37600:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,453Y si todo esto falla?37700:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,705Lo tengo previsto:armario antipnico.37800:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,041Para evacuar el pisosi la cosa se pone fea.37900:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,293Mira,esto s me convence, Mortadelo.38000:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,504Ya me gustara a mver al Tronchamulas38100:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,632tratando de atravesaresta fortaleza impenetrable.38200:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,384A tope, to.-Vmonos!38300:26:36,178 --> 00:26:40,598(GRUENDO) Filemn!...38400:26:44,394 --> 00:26:47,188Esto..., qu le iba yo a decir?,yo me voy a ir marchando...38500:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,523(Suena el telefonillo)38600:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,274Espera usted a alguien?38700:26:50,359 --> 00:26:55,071Yo no, pero usted igual s.Mortadelo! Ser cobarde...!38800:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,489(SUENA EL TELEFONILLO)38900:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,828(RE)39000:27:07,918 --> 00:27:08,918Eh?39100:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,683Ah! Ah! Ah!39200:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,415(Se oyen pasos)39300:27:49,543 --> 00:27:50,877Ah!39400:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,677"No hay posibilidad de error,las negras son las peligrosas".39500:28:01,847 --> 00:28:05,600Ah! Ah! Ah!39600:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,478Recontracojona!39700:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,067No se lo va a creer, jefe.39800:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,320A que no sabequin estaba llamando?39900:28:17,404 --> 00:28:21,115La portera, que acaba de fregary que ni se nos ocurriera bajar.40000:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,159Jefe? Jefe?40100:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,243Jefe?40200:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,207No me diga que ha usadola campana sin quitarle la tapa.40300:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,960Que nos tenemos que ir a la TIA,venga!40400:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,545Uh!40500:28:35,255 --> 00:28:38,132(Golpes)40600:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,766Ah!40700:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,402Ya va a ver esta cajitaquin soy yo.40800:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,446Yo quin soy,esta cajita va a ver...40900:29:01,031 --> 00:29:04,575"Aqu comienza 'Saber y matar"'.Qu estn viendo en la tele...?41000:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,536-Lo que quiere este, como siempre.-"Saber y matar".41100:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,580Y de qu preguntan?De vida salvaje.41200:29:09,623 --> 00:29:12,124-"Bestia indmita,de aspecto horripilante,41300:29:12,209 --> 00:29:15,461que se acaba de escapar de la crcelcon el nico propsito41400:29:15,545 --> 00:29:18,172de practicarle el 'aquello'a un agente de la TIA?".41500:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,466-"Tronchamulas!-Correcto!".41600:29:20,592 --> 00:29:24,011-"'Saber y matar"'.Pero si es el Tronchi!41700:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,055Qu cachondo!-Pero le conoces?41800:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,932Que si le conozco, al Tronchi?41900:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,936Si ac estuvo mil veces,mil veces estuvo ac.42000:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,190-Perdona, crea que nadiesaba la direccin de la guarida.42100:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,318Tranquilos, que este tipoes de fiar. EI Tronchi42200:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,612no canta ni muerto...Ni muerto canta.42300:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,573-Ah!42400:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,076"Ah!".42500:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,833Oiga, una monedita?Ah! S, muchas gracias.42600:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,543Oiga!42700:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,503-Qu pasa? Bah!42800:29:59,172 --> 00:30:02,925La entrada secreta ALQ-25-H9-30est justamente...42900:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,010Ya la veo.43000:30:04,094 --> 00:30:07,263A m no me hace falta el librito.A la derecha43100:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,223del bidn de alquitrn.43200:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,476Aqu es."Aqu es, aqu es"...43300:30:12,561 --> 00:30:15,062Ya lo saba yo!Pues meta el "password"!43400:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,108"Bikinis Don Rodrigo,poca tela y mucho ombligo".43500:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,902 Hala!Vamos, Mortadelo.43600:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,281A ver qu es eso tan urgenteque nos tiene que decir el Sper.43700:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,075Oiga? Oiga? Oiga...?43800:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,911Huy!Pero qu est pasando hoy aqu?43900:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,331Ofelia, se sabe algo44000:30:33,415 --> 00:30:34,707de esas dos bacterias?44100:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,501"Aparecern como siempre,de golpe y porrazo".44200:30:37,586 --> 00:30:40,212Ms les vale.Ya me estn tocando las narices.44300:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,214Sper?Lo saba, tanta prisa,44400:30:42,299 --> 00:30:45,217y ahora aqu no hay nadie.Seguro que est en el vter.44500:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,344Es un cagn.44600:30:46,428 --> 00:30:50,556Pero si no hay vterespara morsas con bigote...44700:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,308Hombre, Sper...No pasa nada.44800:30:52,392 --> 00:30:56,437Ya arreglaremos este asunto cuandollegue el momento, "a posteriori".44900:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,106Ahora han de salira una misin urgentsima.45000:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,025De acuerdo, Sper.Venga.45100:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,527Pues ya, con lo que sea,estamos en contacto.45200:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,196Exactamente.Hasta luego!45300:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,325(CARRASPEA)45400:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,411Una cosita, Sper.Han olvidado algo?45500:31:12,496 --> 00:31:15,498Esto... La misin.Ms que nada, por saber de qu va.45600:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,793Bueno, de qu va,pero, sobre todo, en qu consiste.45700:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,088Pues nada, ha llegado yael momento, caballeros.45800:31:22,172 --> 00:31:25,132EI de "la misin"?No. EI de "a posteriori".45900:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,510Ah!Y ahora escchenme bien!46000:31:27,594 --> 00:31:32,139Jimmy el Cachondo.Por su culpa, somos el hazmerrer46100:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,475de todas las agenciasde informacin.46200:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,394Actuad de inmediato!Ser...46300:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,688o no ser...?Esa es la cuestin!46400:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,191Necesito dos agentes profesionales,46500:31:42,275 --> 00:31:46,362capacitados, valientes, intrpidosy listos como la madre que los pari46600:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,447para recuperar el documento46700:31:48,532 --> 00:31:51,951y acabar con Jimmy para siempre!Por desgracia, de esos no quedan.46800:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,786Y, por eso, estn ustedes aqu,46900:31:53,829 --> 00:31:56,372como los dos descartesde la humanidad que son.47000:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,291No lo pillo. Lo cojo, lo cojo,pero... no lo entiendo.47100:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,709Vern! Ustedes dos son47200:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,003los ideales para aplicarles47300:32:03,088 --> 00:32:06,257el nuevo inventodel profesor Bacterio.47400:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,427Aqu lo tengo, Sper.La reversicina!47500:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,803Tachn!47600:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,054Y eso "pa" qu es?47700:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,598Para dar la vuelta a la tortilla.Un jeringazo47800:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,809de estovuelve a dos ineptos como ustedes47900:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,437en los elementos ms listosde la tabla peridica.48000:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,189"Me se" arremangan?Arremnguese usted la calva!48100:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,108Le vamos a reversizar el cerebelo!48200:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,651Se puede saber qu hacen?48300:32:25,735 --> 00:32:26,861Sper!Filemn!48400:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,404Es un momento, Sper!48500:32:28,488 --> 00:32:33,367Vamos a convertir a esta gallinceaen el increble Hulk.48600:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,954Bacterio?48700:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,124Es Tronchamulas!48800:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,668-Filemn!...48900:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,588No se mueva mucho, que est ustedya en buena postura.49000:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,922Tranquilo, Filemn!49100:32:47,007 --> 00:32:50,426No podr atravesar la cortinade grafeno titnico blindado.49200:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,219Toma del frasco!49300:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,555(RE)49400:32:54,639 --> 00:32:55,890(Gruido)49500:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,563Filemn!49600:33:02,647 --> 00:33:03,647Eh?49700:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,735(Silbidos)49800:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,570(SILBA)49900:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,947Eh? (RE)50000:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,282Luego hablamos!50100:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,333(GRUE)No!50200:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,376Ay, ay, ay!50300:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,712Sabe usted qu va a hacerle,Mortadelo?50400:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,590S, claro, el "aquello".Ya ver qu espectculo.50500:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,884Ahora viene lo bueno...50600:33:41,937 --> 00:33:42,937Huy!50700:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,814Pues se ha librado.Est bien, Sr. Tronchamulas?50800:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,275(MODOSO) S.Pero un poquito indispuesto.50900:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,945Espero no estar siendouna molestia para ustedes.51000:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,113-Atiza!-Yo lo ltimo que deseara51100:33:53,198 --> 00:33:57,159es incomodarles... (CANTURREA)o causarles trastorno alguno.51200:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,955Miren! Se ha quedado mansocomo un corderito...51300:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,248Qu cosas, eh?51400:34:02,332 --> 00:34:03,916Su invento funciona!51500:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,794-"S?".-Ibez!51600:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,922No te lo vas a creer...-"Bacterio, que me debes 20 euros".51700:34:09,965 --> 00:34:13,467"Me tienes hasta el colodrillo".-No es "pesao" este to ni "na"!51800:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,636Sintate, bonito.-Voy.51900:34:15,720 --> 00:34:20,766Habrn visto cmo he reducidoyo solito a este primate "afeminau".52000:34:20,934 --> 00:34:22,810-Huy, este seor, cmo me suena.52100:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,894(Pedos)52200:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,563Ya te digo si suena.52300:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,816Qu ha sido eso?Un trnsito intestinal irreversible.52400:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,858Qu significa?52500:34:29,943 --> 00:34:33,404Se ha cagado. Ya no est mosqueadocon usted a pesar de que le meti52600:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,198en el trullo con pruebas falsas.Acurdate, Troncha,52700:34:36,283 --> 00:34:39,410la cerdada que te hizo!Por qu no le da ms pistas?52800:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,163Ah, s, s, el "aquello".Anda! Yo no me acuerdo de nada.52900:34:43,248 --> 00:34:46,458Lo nico que s es que sonmuy simpticos. (CARANTOAS)53000:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,336Reversizado total!53100:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,713Si ha podido hacer53200:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,006esto con Tronchamulas,53300:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,800no quiero ni imaginaren lo que se pueden convertir53400:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,176estos botijos con carn.53500:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,386Bacterio, proceda!53600:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,264Arremnguese, Mortadelo,que nos va a salir el pelo.53700:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,725 Nio! Quiero melena al viento,con mechas.53800:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,184Y yo me pido la raya del culo53900:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,728horizontal. Para probar.54000:35:05,812 --> 00:35:08,397-Abortamos operacin, Sper.No funcionar.54100:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,274Por?Porque son medio tontos.54200:35:10,358 --> 00:35:11,483Ya lo s, y...?54300:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,862La reversicina los dejaramedio listos, o sea, como estn.54400:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,114Sera perder el tiempo.No le haga caso.54500:35:17,198 --> 00:35:20,743Cmo vamos a quedarnos igualsi siempre hemos sido parecidos?54600:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,828Yo menos que l,que est a medias.54700:35:22,912 --> 00:35:23,912(Risa)54800:35:23,997 --> 00:35:27,166Tienes razn, Bacterio!Estas dos pelotillas de jersey54900:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,084no sirven55000:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,377ni dados la vuelta.55100:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,881Cmo vamos a encontrarahora al soplanabos de Jimmy?55200:35:33,965 --> 00:35:37,343-Anda, mi primo Jaime!Este menda es familiar suyo?55300:35:37,427 --> 00:35:40,512Claro.Es primo mo por parte de familia.55400:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,556No sabrdnde se esconde su primito?55500:35:42,641 --> 00:35:43,641Claro que s.55600:35:43,725 --> 00:35:46,060Pero no s qu me pasa,no me acuerdo de nada.55700:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,688(CANTURREA) Con el memorinque yo he tenido siempre...!55800:35:49,773 --> 00:35:50,939-La reversicina!55900:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,650Le ha dado la vuelta56000:35:52,734 --> 00:35:55,069como a un calcetn!Y cundo se le pasarn56100:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,321a este tarugolos efectos del mejunje?56200:35:57,405 --> 00:36:00,115Para ser exactos...,tarde o temprano.56300:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,743Ve con cuidado cuando te pires.-Claro que s.56400:36:02,827 --> 00:36:06,080Nada de irse. Lo llevarnal chal camuflado de la TIA.56500:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,956Chalet qu?56600:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,750Es un lugar ultrasecreto56700:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,212para nuestro programade proteccin de testigos.56800:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,256Una casita vigiladapor cmaras las 24 horas,56900:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,342donde la TIA lo controla todo.57000:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,803Ah! Me encanta!La... casita?57100:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,222No, el Power Point!Llvenlo ah57200:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,390y no le quiten ojo.57300:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,059Cuando se le pasen los efectos,le sonsacan57400:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,770la informacin.Aqu tienen las coordenadas.57500:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,815Una duda: en cuanto se le pasenlos efectos al Troncha,57600:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,400no querr matar al jefe?S.57700:36:34,484 --> 00:36:35,859Ms dudas? Un momento!57800:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,862A lo mejor se creenque no me he coscado.57900:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,197De qu est hablando?58000:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,241De qu va a ser?De las dietas. Ay!58100:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,743Se creen que no estoy al loro58200:36:44,828 --> 00:36:47,162de que en estas misionesse cobran dietas?58300:36:47,247 --> 00:36:51,542Filemn, le habamos infravalorado,es usted tonto entero.58400:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,294Mi nueva secretariale entregar lo necesario.58500:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,339Ese es el rollito.Irma, traiga, por favor, la carpeta58600:36:57,424 --> 00:36:59,341de dietas B12.58700:36:59,426 --> 00:37:00,426Exactamente.58800:37:00,510 --> 00:37:02,553Aqu, el que no llora no mama,Mortadelo.58900:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,762(Llaman a la puerta)59000:37:03,847 --> 00:37:06,265Da su permiso,Sr. Superintendente?59100:37:06,349 --> 00:37:11,520("Me olvid de vivir",Julio Iglesias)59200:37:21,156 --> 00:37:25,576(Sigue "Me olvid de vivir")59300:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,829Quite, Mortadelo...59400:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,207Huy!59500:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,251(ENTRE DIENTES) Luego te llamo.59600:37:36,629 --> 00:37:39,923Qu vas a hacerel resto de toda tu vida, encanto?59700:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,968Por lo pronto,recuperar mi espray antivioladores?59800:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,011Ah!59900:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,055-Qu mona es esta chica.Llvense a este al chalecito.60000:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,808(CON DIFICULTAD)Un momento, "nededitaremos"60100:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,227un "vehcudo" especial,"vamod", digo yo.60200:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,520Ya lo haba previsto.60300:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,481Utilizarn el KRO.60400:37:55,565 --> 00:37:59,610Con traccin traseray radio incorporada.60500:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,361Ah! Pido "condu"!60600:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,952# EI carro te lo endilgaron,60700:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,621("Mi carro", Manolo Escobar)60800:38:10,705 --> 00:38:11,705# qu listos60900:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,708# los de la TIA.61000:38:14,793 --> 00:38:18,170# Porrompom... #Por lo menos, nos han dado dietas.61100:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,589S, ya veo,alimentos bajos en grasas!61200:38:20,673 --> 00:38:21,673Me cago en... !61300:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,510A ver si encontramosel chalecito de las narices.61400:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,512Tranquilo, que yo le llevo.61500:38:26,596 --> 00:38:27,846(Apaga la msica)61600:38:27,931 --> 00:38:28,931Oye!Si tiene61700:38:29,015 --> 00:38:30,849menos orientacin que una monja61800:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,851en los coches de choque.Envidioso.61900:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,937A quin le encargel Sper la misin?62000:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,855A los dos.Pero yo empujo el carro.62100:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,148Qu carro?Hombre...62200:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,608EI de...62300:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,947Toma!Jefe! EI nio!62400:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,782Yuju!62500:38:48,535 --> 00:38:52,913Yupi!62600:38:54,958 --> 00:38:57,376(Claxon)62700:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,128Ay, ay, ay!62800:39:02,549 --> 00:39:03,799Corra, Mortadelo!62900:39:03,883 --> 00:39:05,259Que lo perdemos!63000:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,434No somos nadie dando el cambiazo...63100:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,982(RE)63200:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,025(Claxon)63300:39:22,652 --> 00:39:23,819 No lo pierda!63400:39:24,654 --> 00:39:25,904Acelere,63500:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,239que ya es nuestro!63600:39:30,493 --> 00:39:33,078(RE Y GRITA)63700:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,496Ostras!Qu pasa?63800:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,915Que si no me agacho...,me como la viga.63900:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,086Jefe...64000:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,170(Golpes)64100:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,673No oye un ruidito? Jefe?64200:39:44,757 --> 00:39:45,757Jefe!64300:39:45,842 --> 00:39:49,094 Fre-ne! Fre-ne! Frene!64400:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,226# Dnde estar mi carro,dnde estar...? #64500:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,395Ay!All!64600:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,985Siga a ese carrito!-Y el semforo?64700:40:05,069 --> 00:40:08,238-No se preocupe, que soy guardia!-Lo que usted diga...64800:40:10,700 --> 00:40:14,202(CANTA A LO TIROLS)64900:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,419Saque el cuerpo hacia fuera65000:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,670para girar, jefe!65100:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,547Es intil!Que no, hombre.65200:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,258Abra la boca!Para qu? Eh!65300:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,348Para el giro, para qu va a ser?65400:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,393(GRAZNA)65500:40:38,645 --> 00:40:40,062Yepa!65600:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,563Lo tenemos!65700:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,607Yija!65800:40:43,691 --> 00:40:46,109Agchese, jefe!Ol!65900:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,694Toma reflejos!66000:40:49,739 --> 00:40:52,032Aguante un poco,que ya es nuestro!66100:41:05,755 --> 00:41:07,089Ay, ay, ay!66200:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,548Ay, qu pelota!66300:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,175Toma castaa!66400:41:14,681 --> 00:41:15,681"Cuidao"!66500:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,892Lo tengo que hacer yo todo?66600:41:20,937 --> 00:41:23,105Quiere que paremosun ratito, jefe?66700:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,815Que veo que se est mareando.66800:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,657Sintese bien, hombre,que nos van a poner una multa!66900:41:33,741 --> 00:41:37,619(GRITA)67000:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,792 Djeme conducir a m,que usted no tiene ni idea!67100:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,836Pero si ha puestoel volante al revs!67200:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,129Y qu? Eso no influye.67300:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,971(GRITA)67400:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,934(GRITAN)67500:42:02,687 --> 00:42:04,271Me gusta conducir...67600:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,484(GRITAN)67700:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,080Toma!67800:42:22,331 --> 00:42:25,542Y toma, y otra! Toma!67900:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,169Damos otra vueltecita?68000:42:27,253 --> 00:42:31,048Pero cmo han entrado ustedes aqu?Si es un chal ultrasecreto.68100:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,884Pero cmoque un chal ultrasecreto...? Eh?68200:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,100Cmaras de seguridad...Claro.68300:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,769Las 24 horas.EI programa68400:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,979de la TIA,si no estoy en lo cierto...68500:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,732Claro.Aqu la "ta" lo controla todo.68600:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,150Ya.Qu! Quin era68700:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,235el que no se orientaba,Mortadelito?68800:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,695Pero por qu cree68900:42:53,780 --> 00:42:54,821que me llaman el GPS?69000:42:54,906 --> 00:42:58,033Porque es la abreviaturade Gilipollo Pidiendo Socorro!69100:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,786-Toma!Traemos al nuevo,69200:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,537de parte del Sper.-EI nuevo?69300:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,498Qu nuevo?No se lo ha comunicado69400:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,751la TIA?Pero la "ta" est al corriente?69500:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,211Si nos manda la TIA.69600:43:09,295 --> 00:43:12,380La TIA manda mucho, ya lo sabe.Ya te digo si manda.69700:43:12,465 --> 00:43:13,465Aqu mando Yo!69800:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,592Porque Yo lo controlo todo, Yo,69900:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,845y aqu no se menea una moscasin que Yo lo diga, Yo!70000:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,389-Hay que ver cmo est hoy la Yo-yo.70100:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,308-Pnchame la cabecera!70200:43:23,392 --> 00:43:27,187(Sintona de "Gran hermano")70300:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,022-Yo-Yolanda...70400:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,232-Qu?-Esto...70500:43:30,316 --> 00:43:33,318Cundo tienes previstoque entre el nuevo?70600:43:33,402 --> 00:43:36,404-Qu nuevo, inepto?-Ese.70700:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,492-"No os levantis!".70800:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,035-Eh?-"Que no, que no".70900:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,121# Que no, que no os levantis. #71000:43:45,456 --> 00:43:49,167Que no os levantis, hombre!-Bueno, qu subidn, Yo-Yolanda!71100:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,711-Aqu van a rodar cabezas!71200:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,840-En qu...? En qu sentido?71300:43:56,384 --> 00:43:57,801-Pnchame la 3!71400:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,886-Voy.71500:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,472Seor Sper, ponga la tele.Es urgente.71600:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,975Ya lo estoy viendo.Pero cmo es posible?71700:44:05,059 --> 00:44:07,978Yo tambin he flipado.Qu forma de hacer un botijo?71800:44:08,062 --> 00:44:08,895"Es as71900:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,689como el alfarero, con tesn72000:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,817y paciencia...".-La 2 no. Es en el otro canal.72100:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,653# "Reversizado estoy, en la TIA..."Ah!72200:44:16,737 --> 00:44:17,821# "me han drogado".72300:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,866# "Reversizado estoy,el Sper est en el ajo". #72400:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,661Dgame que esto no est pasando!72500:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,997# "Ofelia te alucinar,72600:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,584# es una ballena,a Jimmy quieren encontrar"72700:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,003# sin dar recompensas... #72800:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,505Jefe!Tronchamulas est cantando!72900:44:35,590 --> 00:44:37,674Pero qu dice?Est cantndolo todo.73000:44:37,758 --> 00:44:38,758Habr que entrar73100:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,843y darle un golpe.73200:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,179Un golpe? Buena idea.Djeme a m.73300:44:42,263 --> 00:44:44,347AI suelo todo el mundo!73400:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,099AI suelo!Qu est haciendo,73500:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,226animal?Se sienten, coo!73600:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,144(Disparos)73700:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,647Uh!Ah!73800:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,192Esto es todo un churro menos Yo.73900:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,777Aqu, a la mnima,me apualan por la espalda.74000:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,614-No, mujer , cmo puedes decir eso,por favor...74100:45:00,990 --> 00:45:01,948-Ah!74200:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,409Sube la audiencia!74300:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,162EI pblico me adora!Pnchame la dos!74400:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,789# "Con Mortadelo voy,"74500:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,001# de Filemn me vengo, vengo.74600:45:13,085 --> 00:45:16,379# Si el "aquello" quiero hacera huevo le tengo.74700:45:16,464 --> 00:45:19,341# Le puedo campanizar... #Despejado, Mortadelo!74800:45:19,425 --> 00:45:22,177# Un sitio despejadoescrib su nombre sin darme... #74900:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,846Cllate, que nos vana crujir a derechos de autor.75000:45:24,931 --> 00:45:25,931Escndete aqu!75100:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,350Y no abras el picohasta que no se te pregunte.75200:45:28,434 --> 00:45:30,143Anda,que si no es por nosotros...75300:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,063"Hola, te habla el Sper".75400:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,649Hombre, Sper.Que me cay usted fenomenal!75500:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,609"Cmo has llegadohasta aqu?".75600:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,945Estaba en la crcely he salido un momento75700:45:40,029 --> 00:45:42,072para meterle la manopor el culo a uno,75800:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,115pero ahora,como estoy reversizado,75900:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,700"no me acuerdo de quin era".76000:45:46,202 --> 00:45:49,746Los mato! Los matooooo!76100:45:50,039 --> 00:45:53,291# Pum,cmo me gusta el pum,76200:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,085# qu ripipum pim pum.76300:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,837# Pipiripipi, pum, pum. #76400:45:57,922 --> 00:46:01,091Hum, bombita linda,ja, ja, ja.76500:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,094# Pum,qu bonito es el pum,76600:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,471# qu riquitito el pum,76700:46:06,555 --> 00:46:09,808# purrupupum pum pum pum... #Mira, Jimmy, este to otra vez.76800:46:09,892 --> 00:46:12,060-A m no me parece tan bestia.76900:46:12,144 --> 00:46:16,022"...me ha salido un trabajillo parala TIA, porque ellos estn buscando77000:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,567a mi primo Jimmy, el cachondo,para darle un recado".77100:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,945"Pues voy a decirdnde tiene el escondrijo".77200:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,363-Conque este to77300:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,449no cantaba ni muerto, eh, Jimmy?La colcha tu hermana!77400:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,211Y de todos los amiguitos nuevos,hay uno que...77500:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,840que me suena mucho...porque yo...77600:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,675(BALBUCEA)77700:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,219(VOZ GRAVE) ...yo creo que esel que me la jug77800:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,430hace 15 aos!77900:46:48,597 --> 00:46:51,641Los 15 aosque me he pasado en el trullo78000:46:51,726 --> 00:46:54,102haciendo trabajos forzados!78100:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,438Este no se callani debajo del agua, jefe.78200:46:56,522 --> 00:46:59,107A ver si voy a tener que entrara explicarle al nio78300:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,527quin lleva aqu los pantalones.Filemnnnn!!!78400:47:03,696 --> 00:47:05,405(GRITA)78500:47:05,489 --> 00:47:08,074Deme esto, que se va a enterarel listillo este.78600:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,410Espere, espere!Ha hecho testamento?78700:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,453Que lo haga l.78800:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,122(Rugido)78900:47:15,124 --> 00:47:17,584No hace falta, se lo va a dartodo a usted ahora.79000:47:21,464 --> 00:47:23,381EI "aquello"! Un momento!79100:47:23,466 --> 00:47:27,427Un segundo. Jefe, si pone el pisoa mi nombre, me ahorrar papeleo.79200:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,804S, s,no me ponga esa cara...79300:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,933Otro que viene a chupar cmara.79400:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,354Ay... !79500:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,273Ahhh!79600:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,524(Seal)79700:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,610Ah, rcord de audiencia!79800:47:43,694 --> 00:47:46,988Y todo gracias a Yo.Pnchame!79900:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,452(TODOS) Oh...!80000:47:55,581 --> 00:47:56,581Yo!80100:47:56,665 --> 00:47:57,874(TODOS) Oh...80200:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,542Soy una persona ms del equipo.80300:47:59,627 --> 00:48:02,545Una piececita dentro de este valiosoengranaje humano.80400:48:02,630 --> 00:48:06,424Lo importante es que el trabajosale gracias al esfuerzo de todos.80500:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,135T a qu venas,a hablar de tu libro?80600:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,429-Y esta acelga quin es?-La "ta".80700:48:11,514 --> 00:48:14,974-Estoy de la TIAhasta la punta del "aquello".80800:48:15,059 --> 00:48:15,934(TODOS) Ole!80900:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,560-Toma, toma!Por lista!81000:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,397(BALBUCEA)81100:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,900(VOZ AGUDA) Jopelines, otra vez.Qu caca.81200:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,568"Son dos piojos de hiena!".81300:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,779Dos proyectosde protozoo inacabado!81400:48:27,863 --> 00:48:30,782Les dije que lo escondieranen un lugar discreto81500:48:30,866 --> 00:48:34,869y me lo plantan delante dedoscientos millones de espectadores!81600:48:34,954 --> 00:48:36,371Solo espero, por su bien,81700:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,415que no lo haya visto el tarado81800:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,499de Jimmy!81900:48:39,583 --> 00:48:42,752Pero, hombre, Sper,ya sera casualidad82000:48:42,837 --> 00:48:47,632que, de doscientos millones, unohaya sido precisamente el Jimmy.82100:48:47,716 --> 00:48:48,716(Mugido)82200:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,510Anda, un mensajito ahora.82300:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,512"Voy a hundir la ta".82400:48:53,055 --> 00:48:56,057Hundir la TIA,quin ser el cachondo?82500:48:57,685 --> 00:48:59,519Es normal que te asombres,chati,82600:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,230no todos los das se veun cuerpo como el mo...82700:49:02,314 --> 00:49:05,108Desde luego, y adems quele hace juego con la cara.82800:49:05,734 --> 00:49:07,235"Cmo va a hundir la TIA?".82900:49:07,319 --> 00:49:11,197Eso son cosas que se dicen con elcalentn, pero no lo va a hacer...83000:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,032Adems, eso es imposible, Sper.83100:49:13,117 --> 00:49:15,326Tendra que venircon su helicptero...83200:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,412Sobrevolar la azotea...83300:49:17,997 --> 00:49:19,038Soltar una bomba83400:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,083de carga hueca.O dos.83500:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,627Que le diera tiempo a escapar.83600:49:24,712 --> 00:49:27,297Y todo eso es muy difcilque coincida en el tiempo.83700:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,631S, muy difcil.83800:49:32,470 --> 00:49:35,847Oye, habis sentidocomo un ruidito?83900:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,224-Dejamos ya de jugarcon el edificio!84000:49:39,018 --> 00:49:42,020No, no, no, no, no, no...Si lloras porque no ves el sol,84100:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,439las lgrimasno te dejarn ver las estrellas.84200:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,607Llvenselo.84300:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,025A dnde?A su casa.84400:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,985Ya.Como que sabemos dnde vive.84500:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,279Si digo a la suya.A la suya de ustedes.84600:49:51,363 --> 00:49:53,948Un momento,por qu a la nuestra?84700:49:54,033 --> 00:49:57,285Porque es una vivienda deproteccin oficial, entiende?84800:49:57,369 --> 00:50:00,246Aaihn...Oficial, proteccin.84900:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,957Seor Filemn,me permite darle un consejo?85000:50:03,042 --> 00:50:04,959Dgame.Es usted imbcil.85100:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,419Muchas gracias.85200:50:14,595 --> 00:50:15,637(Bostezo)85300:50:15,721 --> 00:50:16,888Qu pasada!85400:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,431Qu, te gusta el casopln?85500:50:18,516 --> 00:50:21,142No haba visto nuncauna combinacin tan bonita85600:50:21,227 --> 00:50:25,730de tanta mierda y tanto mal gusto.Me encanta. Es como un hogar.85700:50:25,814 --> 00:50:27,106Ah!No!85800:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,316S.85900:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,652No, no, no, no, no, no!S, s, s, s, s.86000:50:30,736 --> 00:50:33,780No. No. NoS, s, s, s86100:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,281Noooo!86200:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,911(Msica)86300:50:40,329 --> 00:50:42,121Ah... ah...86400:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,581Ejem...La que va a caer.86500:50:43,666 --> 00:50:44,749Toma nota!86600:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,210# Despus de pasar 15 aos86700:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,630# en el trullo... #86800:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,257Pues berrea mejor que usted.86900:50:52,341 --> 00:50:57,762# por las pruebas falsasque puso un capullo... #87000:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,347Jefe, se la est dedicando.87100:50:59,431 --> 00:51:00,265Qu va.87200:51:00,349 --> 00:51:03,017# De tanto pensar en hacerle87300:51:03,102 --> 00:51:04,519# el "aquello"... #87400:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,771EI "aquello"!# A un pedazo87500:51:06,855 --> 00:51:08,982# mamn,87600:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,776# a un meln con dos pelos... #87700:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,987Que no se refiere a m, hombre,87800:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,281que no, hombre, que no.Ay, que me mato.87900:51:16,365 --> 00:51:20,493# De tanto jugarcon sus sentimientos, #88000:51:20,703 --> 00:51:23,454 Est destrozando la cancin!# queriendo88100:51:23,539 --> 00:51:26,416# matarle en cualquier momento. #Tira "pa" all!88200:51:28,127 --> 00:51:31,045Me est levantandodolor de cabeza. Dios!88300:51:31,130 --> 00:51:34,257# De tanto soarcon campanizarle... #88400:51:34,341 --> 00:51:37,468Ole!# Ya no s88500:51:37,553 --> 00:51:39,387# ni quin soy...88600:51:39,597 --> 00:51:42,140# Ya no quiero vengarme...88700:51:43,976 --> 00:51:46,811# Ya no voy a por ti... #88800:51:47,813 --> 00:51:49,272Qu le haba dicho?88900:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,899# Ya no voy a por ti,89000:51:51,984 --> 00:51:56,112# Filemn, Pi... #89100:51:56,447 --> 00:52:00,366# Ya no viene a por m...89200:52:02,411 --> 00:52:06,664# este pobre infeliz,tarugun,89300:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,541# pringadillo y tontn. #89400:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,336No se anime, a ver si se le vana pasar los efectos.89500:52:12,546 --> 00:52:14,339# Pues viendo que t ya no eres89600:52:14,423 --> 00:52:17,216# el de antes...#89700:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,135Pero qu hace?89800:52:20,012 --> 00:52:25,141# coge estos productosy ponte los guantes... #89900:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,225Eh?90000:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,685Jeje!90100:52:27,770 --> 00:52:32,315# Te coges el mochoy te friegas "to" el piso.90200:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,610# Y te dejo el Cucal90300:52:37,071 --> 00:52:40,531# por si ves algn bicho... #90400:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,076Uh! Yupi!Venga!90500:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,827Cortarrollos!Te meto?90600:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,789Triste! Que eres un triste!-Djalo, no merece la pena.90700:52:47,956 --> 00:52:49,624# Estando de acuerdo90800:52:49,708 --> 00:52:54,045con este cabestro... #90900:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,755Vaya, por una vez.91000:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,800# Que limpiar el sueloes siempre...91100:52:59,593 --> 00:53:02,970# lo primero... #91200:53:05,224 --> 00:53:08,893# Aqu lo entraable,lo suyo, lo bueno... #91300:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,395Os quiero mucho, Espaa!91400:53:10,479 --> 00:53:13,147# Es currarse tambin91500:53:14,233 --> 00:53:15,858# los detalles91600:53:15,943 --> 00:53:17,735# pequeos... #91700:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,737Oh!# Por ejemplo,91800:53:19,822 --> 00:53:22,824# lavar... #Ole!91900:53:23,784 --> 00:53:26,661# la ropita, y planchar... #92000:53:26,745 --> 00:53:31,290# Y coser, y barrer, y cocinar... #92100:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,875A rehogar!92200:53:37,047 --> 00:53:37,964(SILBA)92300:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,340T, figura!92400:53:39,633 --> 00:53:42,343En cuanto friegues,te bajas a por dos botellines,92500:53:42,428 --> 00:53:44,345que estamos secos,y que te los apunten,92600:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,097ya, ya los pagars.92700:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,765Claro, papi.No te confundas,92800:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,684que yo no soy tu papi.92900:53:49,768 --> 00:53:53,020Si hubieras querido tener padre,no haber nacido hurfano.93000:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,731Je, je, je.Chcala.93100:53:54,815 --> 00:53:58,609Porque estoy reversizado que, sino, te meta la mano por el pompis,93200:53:58,694 --> 00:54:01,195te trincaba la campanilla,y te daba la vuelta93300:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,365como la capucha de un calamar.EI "aquello" que te coment.93400:54:04,450 --> 00:54:05,867Cmo te quedas?93500:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,871Vmonos, que estos tos han dejadola casa que da asco de limpia.93600:54:09,955 --> 00:54:12,707-Qu pena!, eh?,con lo guarro que estaba todo.93700:54:16,003 --> 00:54:21,007Terreno despejado para Operacin"Aniquilar al primito del jefe".93800:54:21,216 --> 00:54:23,217Perfecto, Mari, perfecto.93900:54:25,304 --> 00:54:27,096I se lo ha buscado.94000:54:32,561 --> 00:54:34,437Uh, uh, uh, uh!94100:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,231Jo, jo, jo! Ja, ja, ja!94200:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,610Uy, uy, uy, uy, uy!94300:54:41,695 --> 00:54:42,695Mira!94400:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,572Ja, ja, ja, ja!94500:54:48,202 --> 00:54:51,412Declaro inauguradoslos fuegos artificiales!94600:54:51,497 --> 00:54:52,580Yuju!94700:54:53,832 --> 00:54:56,167 Ah!!!94800:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,312# Pum, cmo me gusta...94900:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,105# el... pum. #95000:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,820# Yo quiero ser feliz95100:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,864# Y encontrar un papn... #95200:55:27,032 --> 00:55:29,367-Te has perdido, guapn?95300:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,118Anda! Un seor de juguete!95400:55:31,203 --> 00:55:34,205-No encuentras tu casita?-No tengo casita.95500:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,874-Ahora estoy aqu de acogida.95600:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,501-Pero cmo que de aco..?95700:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,587Orfanato municipal!95800:55:41,797 --> 00:55:43,214Pobrecito, tan pequeo95900:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,841y todava hurfano.96000:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,051-Y me han mandadoa por dos botellines.96100:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,845-Qu clase de orfanato es ese?96200:55:48,929 --> 00:55:51,097-No s qu decirle,como me tienen drogado96300:55:51,181 --> 00:55:55,226dos seores que son pareja...-Esto es inconcebible!96400:55:55,310 --> 00:55:56,227Qu es esto!96500:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,938Quiero hablarcon los responsables ahora mismo,96600:55:59,022 --> 00:56:00,439y a ser posible ya!96700:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,358Ay, ay, ay, ay!96800:56:02,734 --> 00:56:04,151-Por los petarditos!96900:56:04,236 --> 00:56:04,944-Taxi!97000:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,738-Pero qu hace!Que esto es del Ayuntamiento!97100:56:07,823 --> 00:56:11,117-Ustedes tambin son responsablesde este atropello!97200:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,243-Qu atropello?97300:56:12,327 --> 00:56:13,536Pero si ni le he dado.97400:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,746-Y esprese que el niono tenga fiebre97500:56:15,831 --> 00:56:17,498y se les caiga a ustedes el pelo.97600:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,750Ponte el termmetro, bonito.97700:56:19,835 --> 00:56:22,837Ahora nos va a llevar usteda una guardera de guardia97800:56:22,921 --> 00:56:26,340para que se ocupen de la criatura!-Tengo una idea mejor.97900:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,342Mire qu regalito tengo.98000:56:29,344 --> 00:56:30,720-A m no me venga ahora98100:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,306con sobornos, seora!Ah!98200:56:33,390 --> 00:56:34,307Ah!98300:56:34,391 --> 00:56:37,351Lo que tiene que haceres meter la llave!98400:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,731-Le voy a meter yo a ustedla llave pero en su sitio.98500:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,443-Eso, ahora huya por el metro!98600:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,904Estamos rodeados de corruptelas98700:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,280y zanjas infundadas!98800:56:49,364 --> 00:56:52,074-Riru riru riru riru...-Sube al coche, hijo mo!98900:56:52,367 --> 00:56:55,202-Hi... hi...? "Hijo mo"?-Vamos, guapn!99000:56:55,787 --> 00:56:57,747Anda que no le echa morroel Tronchi.99100:56:57,831 --> 00:57:01,042Se va sin regar las plantas...# Vamos de paseo!99200:57:01,126 --> 00:57:03,085# S, s, s! #Venga a ver esto,99300:57:03,170 --> 00:57:06,714jefe!Tenemos que reaccionar, Mortadelo.99400:57:06,798 --> 00:57:09,550Que le van a cerrar la tienda!Coe!99500:57:10,093 --> 00:57:13,095# En el auto de pap, #-Ponte el cinturn, anda!99600:57:13,180 --> 00:57:14,639# ...nos iremos a... #99700:57:14,723 --> 00:57:16,891(BALBUCEA)99800:57:16,975 --> 00:57:19,060(VOZ GRAVE)...a la guarida de Jimmy.99900:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,938A soplarleque le estn buscando.100000:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,231-Te est cambiando la voz.100100:57:24,316 --> 00:57:26,984Te ests haciendotodo un hombrecito.100200:57:27,069 --> 00:57:28,235Toma ya!100300:57:31,782 --> 00:57:34,575(Gritos, gruidos y ladridos)100400:57:37,704 --> 00:57:41,290Perfecto, Mortadelito.Hemos perdido a Tronchamulas.100500:57:41,708 --> 00:57:44,335Perdido no.Nos lo han quitado, jefe.100600:57:44,419 --> 00:57:47,254Ya, qu listo es usted.Eso ya lo s yo.100700:57:47,339 --> 00:57:48,422Pero quin?100800:57:48,507 --> 00:57:50,383Si tuviramos alguna pista...100900:57:51,259 --> 00:57:52,843Espere, aqu pone algo.101000:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,680"Propiedad de la bandade Jimmy el Cachondo".101100:57:55,764 --> 00:57:58,891"En caso de extravo,llamar al mvil 609020202".101200:57:58,976 --> 00:58:01,477020202..."Na"! Todos son nmeros primos.101300:58:01,561 --> 00:58:03,104Perdn?Esa pista no vale.101400:58:03,188 --> 00:58:06,774Tambin viene la direcciny una web: "JimmyelCachondo.com".101500:58:06,858 --> 00:58:09,610Que me deje pensar, por Dios!Intento unir101600:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,362las piezas del jeroglfico.101700:58:11,405 --> 00:58:14,281Yo lo he visto todo.Si buscan al grandote que sali101800:58:14,366 --> 00:58:15,783en la tele cantando...101900:58:15,867 --> 00:58:16,867 Hale! Ya est!102000:58:16,952 --> 00:58:20,246Sale un enterado y ya tieneel ttulo de detective privado.102100:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,539Yo paso.102200:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,667Tengo una idea, jefe.Pues no me la diga, estoy harto102300:58:24,751 --> 00:58:25,751de sus ideas.102400:58:25,836 --> 00:58:27,962No cree que es buena ideallamar ahora?102500:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,673Llamar ahora?Est usted loco? Hay que llamar102600:58:30,757 --> 00:58:33,759a partir de las ocho,que son ms baratas las llamadas.102700:58:33,844 --> 00:58:34,927Ay!102800:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,146Yo no s si va a cabertodo esto en el helicptero.102900:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,647Pues se hacen dos viajes,103000:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,649que aqu no se queda nada.103100:58:48,734 --> 00:58:51,527-Los ladrillos usados tambin?No, si te parece103200:58:51,611 --> 00:58:53,738los ladrillitos los dejamos aqu.103300:58:53,822 --> 00:58:54,947(Telfono)103400:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,659-Guarida secretade Jimmy el Cachondo, dgame.103500:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,329Hola?Y ahora qu hace?103600:59:02,414 --> 00:59:05,541Un llama-cuelga, hombre.Que llamen ellos.103700:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,210(Telfono)103800:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,670Aprenda.103900:59:09,755 --> 00:59:12,006S? Quin es?"S, que tenemos"104000:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,258una llamada perdida."Y qu quera?".104100:59:14,342 --> 00:59:17,386-De parte de quin?Aqu Mortadelo y Filemn, de la TIA.104200:59:17,471 --> 00:59:19,680-Ah, s, hombre.Y qu le iba a decir yo?104300:59:19,765 --> 00:59:22,975No tendrn ustedes por ahalgo o alguien que no sea suyo?104400:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,060No s si...104500:59:24,144 --> 00:59:27,480Lo ltimo que nos ha entradoes una caja fuerte de ustedes...104600:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,524Pero ya est embalada,estamos mudndola a toda prisa.104700:59:30,609 --> 00:59:33,444Como nos han descubierto ustedes...Ya lo siento...104800:59:33,528 --> 00:59:36,530No me podran pasar un momentitocon Tronchamulas,104900:59:36,615 --> 00:59:38,282que le tengo que dar un recado?105000:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,867Espere,vamos a consultar.105100:59:39,951 --> 00:59:42,078-Jimmy, que quieren hablarcon tu pri...105200:59:42,162 --> 00:59:43,954Ah!105300:59:45,082 --> 00:59:46,499Troncha? Troncha?105400:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,583Tronchaaa!105500:59:47,667 --> 00:59:50,878Enhorabuena. Por su culpaestn torturando al grandulln!105600:59:50,962 --> 00:59:54,507Tendramos que llegar allde inmediato, pero es imposible!105700:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,760La guarida est en pleno campo,a 50 km de aqu!105800:59:57,844 --> 01:00:00,387Ha dicho en pleno campo?S, qu pasa?105901:00:00,472 --> 01:00:03,265Se me ocurre algo, pero peligroso.Sultelo, qu es?106001:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,226La teletransportacin.106101:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,145Ah! Pido "condu"!106201:00:10,190 --> 01:00:12,399As que estos dos boluditosde la TIA106301:00:12,484 --> 01:00:15,194nos han localizado.Le dije que poner la direccin106401:00:15,278 --> 01:00:18,030en la pgina web estaba cachondo,pero poco seguro.106501:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,448-Pero entonces cmo106601:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,076nos encuentra la gente?Los voy a separar106701:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,079para que no discutan,para que no discutan los separo.106801:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,627Pero cmo han venidoestos dos, por Bluetooth?106901:00:31,711 --> 01:00:34,588En cuando toquen el picaportesaltar el bromazo107001:00:34,673 --> 01:00:36,090de seguridad.107101:00:36,174 --> 01:00:37,258O no?107201:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,801-Pues no.-Eh?107301:00:38,885 --> 01:00:42,555-Porque lo he desconectado. Perot sabes lo que chupa eso de luz,107401:00:42,639 --> 01:00:43,472hombre?107501:00:46,059 --> 01:00:47,935-Qu pasa, Jimmy,no te alegras107601:00:48,019 --> 01:00:50,646de ver a tu primo?-Ah, Dios mo! Vamos a morir!107701:00:50,730 --> 01:00:53,774Yo me ocupode la estrellita de la televisin.107801:00:53,859 --> 01:00:56,068Me ocupo yo.No, si el que nos preocupa...107901:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,319-Es el Umpa Lumpa.108001:00:57,404 --> 01:01:01,407-Me parece bien que est pasandola aspiradora, hermana superiora.108101:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,117Los nios se merecen higiene.108201:01:03,201 --> 01:01:04,785Vengo a dejarles al pequen,108301:01:04,870 --> 01:01:07,580pero debo comprobarque todo en esta guardera108401:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,664est en orden.108501:01:08,748 --> 01:01:12,001-Cachislamar, primo,si ests igualito! Igualito de mal.108601:01:12,085 --> 01:01:15,212-Muy bien,colocaditas las escobas!108701:01:15,297 --> 01:01:17,798Hombre, piaspara los zumitos de los nios!108801:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,884Muy sano. S, seor.Y este quin es?108901:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,010Su padre!109001:01:21,803 --> 01:01:22,887Mi to?109101:01:22,971 --> 01:01:26,056Piscina de bolas!Cmo lo vas a pasar aqu, guapn!109201:01:26,141 --> 01:01:28,601-Pero en qu andas metido,cachondo?109301:01:28,685 --> 01:01:31,395En vengarme de los soplonesque colaboran con la TIA,109401:01:31,479 --> 01:01:34,064los que con la TIAcolaboran.109501:01:34,149 --> 01:01:35,274(VOZ GRAVE) La TIA!109601:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,817Los que me tenan109701:01:36,902 --> 01:01:38,402endrogado!109801:01:39,738 --> 01:01:42,323Me han hecho planchar,zurcir, cocinar,109901:01:42,407 --> 01:01:44,742me han tenido gustndome110001:01:44,826 --> 01:01:46,619Julio Iglesias,110101:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,871me han mandadoa por dos botellines!110201:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,665Grrr...!Anda, mira esta caja.110301:01:52,792 --> 01:01:54,084Qu fuerte!110401:01:54,169 --> 01:01:56,086Es de las de ganchito.Hum?110501:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,048Ah va la leche.La leche va ah.110601:02:00,675 --> 01:02:04,428Si dejamos la nevera abierta se nosestropean los alimentos. Y esto?110701:02:04,512 --> 01:02:07,765Muy bonito! Los palitosde cangrejo por el suelo!110801:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,851Si ponemos los palitosde cangrejo en el congelador,110901:02:10,936 --> 01:02:13,896luego sabremos dnde estnlos palitos de cangrejo.111001:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,106Hombre! Una zambomba!111101:02:16,191 --> 01:02:18,484# Pero mira cmo bebenlos peces en el... #111201:02:18,568 --> 01:02:19,818-Noooo!- # ...ro. #111301:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,286La colcha tu hermana!111401:02:29,371 --> 01:02:32,122Pero bueno!Un stano sin inspeccionar!111501:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,458Voy a consultar los horarios!111601:02:36,544 --> 01:02:37,753Enfermera!111701:02:37,963 --> 01:02:39,004Ay!111801:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,175La madre que te pari!111901:02:43,927 --> 01:02:47,137Ah!Ah!112001:02:47,222 --> 01:02:50,099(Ronquidos y tic-tac)112101:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,602(Cacareo)112201:02:53,687 --> 01:02:56,230Conque teletransportacin, eh?112301:02:56,314 --> 01:02:58,691Le voy a dar yo a ustedteletransportacin.112401:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,734Ya que venamos al campo,me dije:112501:03:00,819 --> 01:03:04,029"Aprovechemos para traerle esta telea mi ta Fulgencia,112601:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,699que se acaba de jubilary se aburre muchsimo".112701:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,617Total, solo nos desviamos 70 Km.112801:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,036Cmo!Pero no nos coge de camino?112901:03:11,121 --> 01:03:13,747Si es justo en la otra direccin.Ser posible!113001:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,960Cagonlamarsalada, el Mortadeln!113101:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,670Mire, ah est.Ta Fulgen!113201:03:19,754 --> 01:03:22,589Esta vieja es lo peligroso?Para el que conduce s.113301:03:22,674 --> 01:03:23,882No haberse pedido condu.113401:03:23,967 --> 01:03:25,843Si te veo por ahno te reconozco!113501:03:25,927 --> 01:03:28,137Ande vaiscon esa basura de televisor?113601:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,431Aqu no hay punto limpio.Es para usted.113701:03:30,515 --> 01:03:31,515Qu dices, "pa m"?113801:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,600Yo esa mierdano lo quiero "pa n".113901:03:33,685 --> 01:03:35,978Si tengo yo en la casa un plasma114001:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,856de 78 pulgadas sonido excelfullhachedeme114101:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,816con sonido envolvente 3D.114201:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,776(REBUZNA)114301:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,779No podramos usarla mula de usted para llegar a...?114401:03:45,864 --> 01:03:46,905A la Diestfana?114501:03:46,990 --> 01:03:49,575Est hecho. Pero en dos viajes.Primer!114601:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,705Uno. Pero, qu hace?Y dos. Dos viajes.114701:03:54,998 --> 01:03:58,542Oye, que sus dejis aqula mierda la tele, coa!114801:03:59,252 --> 01:04:03,088Lo dejamos conectado o lo quitamos?Contigo no se sabe cmo acertar.114901:04:03,173 --> 01:04:05,424-Muy bonito,los nios sin merendar115001:04:05,508 --> 01:04:08,719y usted aqu hacindosela manicura.115101:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,472Y ustedes, menudo ejemplo.115201:04:11,556 --> 01:04:14,308Se creen que no me he dado cuentade su situacin?115301:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,684-A qu se refiere?115401:04:15,769 --> 01:04:18,020-A que estn arrejuntaos.Me he coscao!115501:04:18,104 --> 01:04:21,482Ven aqu, garbancito. Te voy aarrejuntar el crneo con el culo.115601:04:21,566 --> 01:04:24,151-Por qu no te metescon los de tu tamao?115701:04:24,235 --> 01:04:25,402Ha sido l.115801:04:27,530 --> 01:04:30,908Pero qu hace?Chequear que no tengan sintonizados115901:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,619canales inapropiadospara los ms pequeos.116001:04:33,703 --> 01:04:38,123Qu tele ni qu tele!Dame el telecomando ya, pitufito!116101:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,085Qu tienes aqu, tobillocabra?116201:04:41,419 --> 01:04:46,048Que qu tengo aqu, aqu qu tengo?Una cosita para hacer... pum!116301:04:50,804 --> 01:04:51,887# Mira qu cosita116401:04:51,971 --> 01:04:54,431# clik, clak, clik,toda atomiquita,116501:04:54,516 --> 01:04:58,394# tic, tac, tic, cmo sabercundo va a explotar?116601:04:58,478 --> 01:05:00,813# Cuando un pititoempiece a sonar...116701:05:00,897 --> 01:05:04,024# Y pi,la bomba va a hacer pi,116801:05:04,109 --> 01:05:06,110# cmo me gusta el pi,116901:05:06,194 --> 01:05:08,987# justo antes de hacer el pum. #117001:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,447Qu alegra, eh!117101:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,826# Y pum,qu cachondo es el pum,117201:05:13,993 --> 01:05:16,412# despus del pi va el pum117301:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,498# cuando reviente la TIA... #117401:05:21,459 --> 01:05:25,212Perdonen que cambie de canal,pero, con tanto pi y tanto pum,117501:05:25,296 --> 01:05:28,924no creo yo que este musicalsea adecuado para el nio.117601:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,469No!117701:05:34,722 --> 01:05:36,765-Qu es lo que venadespus del pi?117801:05:38,143 --> 01:05:40,310(Pitido)117901:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,900Qu ha sido eso?-Ha sonado como dos calabazas118001:05:46,985 --> 01:05:50,279llenas de serrnchocando contra el suelo.118101:05:52,574 --> 01:05:55,242Desde cundo tenemosdos cactus ah, querido?118201:05:55,326 --> 01:05:56,326-Pues no s,118301:05:56,411 --> 01:05:59,621pero uno est justo encimadel nido de las hormigas rojas.118401:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,999Chist.118501:06:02,750 --> 01:06:05,961Ascensor! Nada, se han debido dejarla puerta abierta.118601:06:06,129 --> 01:06:09,590Ay, qudate quietito ya, bonsi!Ay!118701:06:09,674 --> 01:06:12,092Tampoco se ponga aspor unas hormiguitas.118801:06:12,177 --> 01:06:14,553Pero si no espor las hormigas, cacho asno,118901:06:14,637 --> 01:06:16,889es que me ha puestoel disfraz al revs!119001:06:18,641 --> 01:06:19,683Ah!119101:06:19,767 --> 01:06:21,810Voy a subira hablar con el director,119201:06:21,853 --> 01:06:25,647aunque tenga que hacerlo porla mismsima escalera de servicio.119301:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,441Mientras yo voy un ratito119401:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,861a entregar esto en la TIA,vos, Tronchi, viglame a tu papi,119501:06:30,904 --> 01:06:34,239que no me toque ms nada,ms nada me toque! Y ustedes dos!119601:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,657Muy importante!119701:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,701No se separen! (RE)119801:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,332Qu vamos a hacer?Estn armados hasta los dientes.119901:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,792En cuanto entremos,nos hacen la autopsia.120001:06:45,877 --> 01:06:49,004Tranquilo. Lo haremos al revs.Psicologa inversa.120101:06:49,088 --> 01:06:52,257Nosotros no entraremos.Sern ellos los que salgan.120201:06:59,807 --> 01:07:01,391Comienza la cuenta atrs.120301:07:01,559 --> 01:07:04,603Uno, dos, tres...120401:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,445Jefe, que salenantes de tiempo!120501:07:13,530 --> 01:07:17,199Cinco. Se calle, que me equivoco!Seis, siete...120601:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,288Jefe, que se nos pira!Diez, once, doce.120701:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,332Quiere estara lo que hay que estar?120801:07:25,416 --> 01:07:28,544Ya me he perdido, hombre!A volver a empezar desde cero.120901:07:28,795 --> 01:07:31,547Diez, nueve, ocho...121001:07:33,466 --> 01:07:36,969Huy, qu mala pinta...Adnde ir con eso?121101:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,973"Oz", hijo, qu descanso.121201:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,767Es que con Jimmysiempre es un estrs...121301:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,769-Habis visto a mi padre?121401:07:45,853 --> 01:07:47,854-Ah, que el medio metroes tu padre?121501:07:47,939 --> 01:07:51,275-Chiquillo, no te has dado cuenta?Si son dos gotas de agua.121601:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,196-Y tu madre quin es, eh,el monstruo de las galletas?121701:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,829-Qu?121801:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,914Tres, dos, uno...121901:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,251Cero!122001:08:18,386 --> 01:08:21,888Ahora, cuando sobrevuele la TIA...122101:08:21,973 --> 01:08:25,767Huy! EI sobre de la TIAme vuelve ahora.122201:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,395(RE ENLOQUECIDO)122301:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,859Usted dir lo que quiera,122401:08:33,943 --> 01:08:37,362pero a m la psicologa inversa estame parece una salvajada.122501:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,495(DESESPERADO) Tronchi!122601:08:46,205 --> 01:08:55,881Tronchi!122701:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,470Tronchi... Comprastelos botellines, calamidad?122801:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,223Ven aqu, botelln!122901:09:07,852 --> 01:09:10,228Tranquilo, jefe,que le meto un chute!123001:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,439No! Espere.Hay que sonsacarle.123101:09:12,523 --> 01:09:13,982Pero si es que ya le est123201:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,817sonsacando a usted las mollejas.123301:09:15,902 --> 01:09:18,737Oye, dnde estla guarida de Jimmy?123401:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,197Aqu!123501:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,908Dnde es aqu?Aqu mismo!123601:09:26,245 --> 01:09:29,081Pngale el invento, Mortadelo,123701:09:29,248 --> 01:09:31,792que ya tenemos todos los datos.123801:09:37,965 --> 01:09:40,926Hombre, Troncha,si no te haba visto...123901:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,428Me ests obligando124001:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,263a hacer lo que no quiero.124101:09:45,807 --> 01:09:46,807EI qu?124201:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,016Qu va a ser?124301:09:48,101 --> 01:09:49,184Morirme.124401:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,107-Eh, has odo eso, Mari?124501:09:55,191 --> 01:09:58,527-No... Yo no... Dios!124601:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,320-Qu pasa? Qu pasa?124701:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,406-Qu feo eres de frente, macho!124801:10:02,490 --> 01:10:05,867-Cmo que fe...? Eh? Eh!124901:10:05,952 --> 01:10:09,079-No me digasque te voy a perder de vista.125001:10:09,163 --> 01:10:12,541No me lo puedo creer,un culo para m solo!125101:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,376-Y otro "pa" m! Anda,125201:10:14,460 --> 01:10:18,130dame el ltimo abrazo.Y luego t por aqu y yo por all.125301:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,549Se va a enterar.Dnde va con eso?125401:10:20,633 --> 01:10:22,968A pegar a este to, por malo.125501:10:23,136 --> 01:10:24,261Le acompao.125601:10:24,345 --> 01:10:25,470Pap!125701:10:25,555 --> 01:10:29,307Papi!125801:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,894(DESGAITNDOSE) Pap!125901:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,443Pap!Eh, t, cabezabuque,126001:10:39,527 --> 01:10:41,945da un pasito al frente,si tienes huevales.126101:10:42,029 --> 01:10:43,780Marica playa!Peinaovejas!126201:10:43,865 --> 01:10:44,990Cagamatas!126301:10:46,784 --> 01:10:49,870Guapetn, sex symbol!To bueno!126401:10:50,413 --> 01:10:51,705Te quiero muchsimo!126501:10:52,081 --> 01:10:53,331Eh?-Huy!126601:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,334No, no...126701:10:56,836 --> 01:10:59,421-Qu poquitoha durado la alegra, hijo!126801:11:01,424 --> 01:11:04,760Yo no s qu pinto aqusi la cosa es entre ustedes.126901:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,013Calvorota!127001:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,974Vaya por Dios,con lo bien que iba todo!127101:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,435Teletransportacin!127201:11:13,770 --> 01:11:14,853Eh?127301:11:16,230 --> 01:11:17,230(Pedo)127401:11:17,315 --> 01:11:19,608Qu oportuno, hombre.Se me ha escapado.127501:11:19,692 --> 01:11:20,734Ah!127601:11:29,952 --> 01:11:31,703(RE MALICIOSO)127701:11:33,331 --> 01:11:36,249(BALBUCEAN ASUSTADOS)127801:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,134Mira que eres, Troncha!127901:11:46,177 --> 01:11:48,345Con la de cosasque hemos hecho por ti!128001:11:48,429 --> 01:11:50,680Meterme en la crcel y drogarme!128101:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,266Lo dicescomo si fuera algo negativo.128201:11:53,351 --> 01:12:07,197(GRITAN AMBOS)128301:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,636Ay! Qu malito me encuentro.128401:12:32,890 --> 01:12:33,890Ah!128501:12:36,769 --> 01:12:37,769Eh?128601:12:43,109 --> 01:12:45,193Pap!128701:12:45,570 --> 01:12:50,240# Pum, la TIA va a hacer pum. #128801:12:50,741 --> 01:12:53,660Cree que esos dos burricalvoslo habrn conseguido?128901:12:53,744 --> 01:12:55,328Habran mandado un mensaje.129001:12:55,413 --> 01:12:56,413(Mugido)129101:12:56,497 --> 01:12:57,622Aqu est.129201:12:57,707 --> 01:13:01,084"La TIA va a despegar".Qu le parece el mensaje, Bacterio?129301:13:05,464 --> 01:13:07,549A ver si no va ser de ellos...129401:13:08,342 --> 01:13:09,801Ya van a ver qu cachondo129501:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,637que te vuelen tu casita,tu casita te vuelen.129601:13:19,061 --> 01:13:20,353Ah!129701:13:20,980 --> 01:13:23,398 Y para estonos sacan de la cama?!129801:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,742Nos va a sobrevolar!129901:13:35,286 --> 01:13:38,580Permtame,yo le ayudo con el paraguas.130001:13:38,664 --> 01:13:40,415La madre que te pari!130101:13:40,499 --> 01:13:43,668Se ha debido atrancaren el suelo del ascensor.130201:13:43,753 --> 01:13:44,794No!130301:13:46,464 --> 01:13:49,341Tire para arriba!No me responden los mandos!130401:13:49,425 --> 01:13:52,177Se lo pongo aqu,en la estantera.130501:13:52,303 --> 01:13:53,345Esto no sube!130601:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,305Ahora s!130701:14:00,645 --> 01:14:01,853Deja de jugar!130801:14:01,938 --> 01:14:05,774La cosa va a ser ms cachondade lo que pensaba. (RE)130901:14:10,488 --> 01:14:14,199Pase delante, jefe, que yo sque usted atrs se marea.131001:14:14,283 --> 01:14:16,785Voy a llamaral encargado por megafona.131101:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,244Ah!131201:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,917(Risa enloquecida)131301:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,755Y ahorapara qu se pone de culo?!131401:14:29,882 --> 01:14:31,383Dejamos ya de ti...!131501:14:35,763 --> 01:14:37,222 No se lo va a creer,131601:14:39,392 --> 01:14:41,142pero me mareo ms delante!131701:14:45,272 --> 01:14:46,439La bombonita!131801:14:48,401 --> 01:14:50,777Oiga? Oiga? Oiga?!131901:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,619Ah, ah, ah...132001:15:00,371 --> 01:15:01,705"Na", ni caso!132101:15:08,170 --> 01:15:11,589Este seor acabade traspasar el lmite, Mortadelo!132201:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,718Qu quiere decir?Pues que se ha pasado tres pueblos.132301:15:16,595 --> 01:15:20,056Vuelve! Qu querr ahora?Tirarnos la bomba?132401:15:20,141 --> 01:15:21,850# Pum, ya estoy oyendo... #132501:15:21,934 --> 01:15:25,937Es inaudito! Casi me matoy usted aqu jugando al hula hoop!132601:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,026Venga, mujer!132701:15:39,285 --> 01:15:40,618Lo ve como no?132801:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,541Necesitamos velocidad "masch".A qu se refiere?132901:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,752Que necesitamos "masch" velocidad.133001:15:49,462 --> 01:15:50,879(GRITOS)133101:15:53,507 --> 01:15:55,425Cjala, cjala!Ojal, ojal!133201:15:55,509 --> 01:15:56,760Como que es tan fcil.133301:15:56,844 --> 01:16:00,388Otra vez para arriba?Pero si yo voy a la planta baja.133401:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,599Dnde estla parada de emergencia?133501:16:02,683 --> 01:16:04,350Ah, mrala...No, no toque.133601:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,644Pero qu hace?! Ah!133701:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,982chese a un lado.133801:16:18,115 --> 01:16:20,950Quiero hablarcon la presidenta de la comunidad!133901:16:26,624 --> 01:16:30,085Qu complicado todo, carajo!134001:16:31,128 --> 01:16:32,712Ay, ay!134101:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,886EI rojo, el verde...EI rojo...134201:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,763Ay!134301:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,057Bueno, jefe, ya nos vemos abajo.134401:16:44,642 --> 01:16:45,725 Dnde va?!134501:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,478Desgraciado...Bueno, tampoco se ponga as.134601:16:48,562 --> 01:16:49,896Cuidado, la cajita!134701:16:52,900 --> 01:16:54,400No, si al final me arruga134801:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,485el pantaln...134901:16:58,781 --> 01:17:00,365Lo tengo, lo tengo.135001:17:01,492 --> 01:17:02,784Ah!135101:17:02,868 --> 01:17:05,703No se queje, yo tambinme he quedado en mala postura.135201:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,248Ah!135301:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,542Ah!Aguante, jefe!135401:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,294No suelte la bombapor nada del mundo!135501:17:18,342 --> 01:17:21,594# Pi, despus del pi va el pum...135601:17:22,346 --> 01:17:24,389# Ya estoy oyendo el... #135701:17:26,350 --> 01:17:28,143(Pitido intermitente)135801:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,228Coe!135901:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,147(Pitido continuo)136001:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,495(Pitido de alerta)136101:17:49,039 --> 01:17:52,417Yija! No contaba Jimmycon mi disfraz de cowboy.136201:17:56,422 --> 01:17:58,506La tengo, Mortadelo!136301:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,758Bien, jefe, bien!Filemn136401:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,886la tiene bien agarrada!Bien!136501:18:02,970 --> 01:18:04,596Bien!-Bien!136601:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,183-Bien!-Bien!136701:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,268Bien! Bien!136801:18:10,352 --> 01:18:11,644Ah!136901:18:12,062 --> 01:18:13,229Dabuten, jefe!137001:18:21,989 --> 01:18:24,490Esto... Qu deca el mensajito?137101:18:42,384 --> 01:18:43,426Uh, ah.137201:18:43,510 --> 01:18:45,970Pase usted primero,que para eso es el jefe.137301:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,306Por eso,usted tiene que llegar primero137401:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,099para inspeccionar el terreno!137501:18:51,894 --> 01:18:53,686Haga algo, Mortadelo!137601:18:54,063 --> 01:18:56,898"Caspa retractusterrenus blandus".137701:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,401(REN AMBOS)137801:19:02,112 --> 01:19:03,279Eh?Eh?137901:19:14,083 --> 01:19:17,085Dnde va?! Oye!-Ah, teletransportacin!138001:19:19,546 --> 01:19:20,797Papi!138101:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,758Pap!138201:19:25,052 --> 01:19:28,429 Dnde te han dado a tiel carn, pichaensalsa?!138301:19:30,641 --> 01:19:33,518(ASUSTADO) Ah, ah...138401:19:34,395 --> 01:19:36,980Porque va con prisasque, si no, le remata, jefe.138501:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,064Qu va, hombre.138601:19:38,148 --> 01:19:41,150Pero si me ha cogido mucho cario.Troncha! (SILBA)138701:19:41,235 --> 01:19:44,737Troncha,que te dejas los patucos!138801:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,032Huy! Da la vuelta.138901:19:48,117 --> 01:19:49,951Vueltala que le va a dar a usted.139001:19:51,620 --> 01:19:56,040(GRITA)139101:20:00,504 --> 01:20:03,923No haba visto en mi vidaun "aquello" tan bien ejecutado.139201:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,467En mi vida.139301:20:08,345 --> 0