most absurd women's products
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Most Absurd
Women’s Products
Ever ProducedCourtesy of The Huffington Post
Razor/Vibrator Combo
So women can pleasure themselves in the most dangerous way possible
Pikaru Baby Carrier Vest
Perfect for moms who want to look like that guy from "Total Recall."
"Booty Pop" Butt Inserts
Everyone will notice your enhanced behind, but probably not in the way you'd like.
Kush Support Breast Separator
Because for the last 2,000 years large-chested women haven't gotten any sleep at all.
Pink Ladies' Tools
Because there's no way women will pick up a wrench if it isn't the color of roses.
Breast-Enlarging Treats
This is one treat you must be REALLY careful not to go overboard on, unless you want to be an A-cup at dinner and a D-cup after dessert.
Go Girl Female Urinal Cup
Whatever happened to the squat?
Hair Rings
For $286, you can wear earrings with long strands of real human hair attached. Yeah, we don't get it either.
Thong Jeans
At $94.29 a pair, these are quite possibly the most expensive route to looking as cheap as possible.
Rejuvinique Face Mask
Tone your face with this rejuvenating mask! If you haven't already scared everyone away by looking like a serial killer, people will think you look
great.
Betty Pubic Hair Dye
Color for the hair "down there." Sure to freak out your partner!