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LET IT SE Kt\:Ol·IN Trt,·.r .". CEF:T.", l~J CONTROLL~R IN
APT. B Cf" "f"Ol.RTH ;,;-..Jo ~!O'JEL ;,s or THI~ Oi",Tt CE
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so M,NY POTS OF DELICIOUS (??7) COFFEE FOR n,e CONrqoL ST.", TION H:.s f"IN,",LLY Clvt:N up. So M:..NY
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ELEMENT '.£RE. LEFT I THE REST· 3E 1-\!G Slf\::JRY ANO
ASSORTED 1,ii1IR(S, SOLOCFt, ~UTS .\.'K) L'OLTS 1 ETC.
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STOOL MAO BEC:N i;£QU 1-5 IT I Ol\.'ED I HE ~U: TUANC::0 TO
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THE DR;,FTING LNIT H.',S ALSO BCEN \<ITHDUT A F' ILE CLERK• AL ICC ROBINSON H:,s BEEN ,'.T HOME
WITH TONSILITIS, Ti.KE, c:.ac, ,AL1cc, 8UT HURRY B,\CK•
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BUT Leo WILDER HAS GONE ,\NOTHE• STEP UP, CON
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THE IR ;\!SW VS'NTURF.: WI LL BE A ),,jA?~Y ONE,
'f/E WISH TO TAKE THIS' OPPORTU\l!TV TO THANK THE MEMBERS Of" THC PICE:ON LOF"l (OTHERWISE KNOW\!
.\S THE CONTROL TOW'E:R) f"OR RECENTLY COMING TO 0'...JR A~scuc.. DUE TO INCLEMENT W£A.Tl-f(R A~ l,"4-
PASSA.BLE ROADS, IT APPE"..\REO nur THE TRUCK WITH
TME EVENING SHIFT WOULD ARRlVC LATE Ai TH( STA-
TION. rHE PIGE'ON LOf"Tt S£(1NO TMAT AN(ME:R-
CE:NCY ex I sn:o, CLE:ARE.0 THE TRI.CK T'Q. TAX I DOWN THE RLl'IWAY IN ORDER TO RE ACM I rs oe::sr IN/,T ION.
'.;e: WCNOER Ir TH Is WAS DONE TO •_(NO A H,:..No OR l f"
TH£ PIC.:'.: ONS Wt.NTEO TO GET HCl-1(" 1N TIM£ f"OR OIN-"'IERa fMANKS A ~ILLION, ANYW,",V•
ONE ~f" TH( MEMtJE~S AT HQ STOOD c;.~ INC .:.r TJ1£
ECLIPSE AS IT W.t..S APPRO.\CHI NG TOiALIT'f ANO R£
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TCEN;, iLS TO,\I I ~Hr .. 11
DURING t. Rl.6H PERIOD, AS CCMMU'JICATOR MOOR-
.-4£;.0 ~ .".S S'~INGINQ :.ROLNO TO GET IN ?0SITION TO
COPY AN EME:RGENCY OIS?A T~, THE 'JHEE:L OF" HIS
CH,-',IR C :\UCHT IN ON( or THE: Nl.,,l,1(ROUS MOLC::S IN
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s:,UL T J.NO L/,'llEO ON HIS HE /,0. \!IE ExPCCTEO A GROWL• INSTE.;O, HE QU1£TLV GOT U?, 9RUSHEO
HIMSEL F' OFF, E'MITTEO SE'V(R.\L 11J.MW Hl,~ 1S 11 , .',NO
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S0AE:LY NEEO(O•
fC(.1).,0: cL:: , a I CAL SHOCKS ON THE 300S POS 1-
T IONS•
LOS T: CNC' PE"Rf"(CTLY GOOO TEMPER. IF' rou...io,
R!:TURN TO AUTOMA.T IC OPERATOR,
FOUN'.>: S.:VERAL OPEaATORS "'I rH ST I ff NECKS r,.,c OAV A.f"TER T~ ECLIFISE•
H£lf' r/ANTi:D
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TORS ~IT>< THE FOLLOWI NG QUALIFICt..flONS: (SEE ,8C2Q F'OR CLASS A sur ION) .
MUST BE ,\'JL£ ro H:ONOt..E ,',LL CIRCUITS WITH A
MI N IMLM OF CRLf"BLINCo ~EN ASKED TO QXK A
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CONT'AOL T(MP(R·• SM ILE• ,\NO L IGl-!T ..\ C IC ,".NETTE: t
RATH(R TH;.N fHROW Tl-i£. MILL our TH"E: w INOOW :..NO
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lNG F"OR w:,YS ANO r-\E.".NS TO \M?ROVE EXISTING F"A
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..... EN A sT;.r ION TH:. r IS ASKE:0 TO GA AUTO OR
)X'< .\ BOOK OR NJLL BACK TEN f'tET COME:S BACK TEN
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~ UST KEE~ GUT Or ~E ~~TCM SUPE'.RVISOR 1 S ~AY•
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NOn CE n CREEPS ,,;HO GO AROUN'.)
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'(,\'f'\.40C ONLY ro H:.vE: HIM T/\Kf; 1T OUT :,NO WRJfliKLE UP :, f'ENO(R!
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THE WI F'E 'JHOM VOU HAO BEEN TR t.lN ING YOUR WAY F'OR T(N YE:.\RS?
L0:.0£0 RE~ULATION U5 IN THE DESK• OPERATORS
A.RE H..;.~o ro FfNO THESE o :,YS.
'Mt-lE:N A L.:.OY c~1c;,TQR 'wl.',U<S av 1-41S ?0SJ-
T I ON, MUST NOT "TURN TO LOOI< NOA t'!-11 T A SOf"T
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?',;TCH OR A CCf.tPLETE W(ATJ,,jER FIE:?Of:t.T ..:.NO CAUSING
SOME PILOT TO CR:,SM ANO AN OPCAATOR I N fH£ f'IELO TO THINK HE'S,\ LIO W),,1£N ASKING f"OR A
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1.ih-t(I\! I\. Mt, I NT(N/,NCE MAN APPROACJ-IE:S 1,/ I TH A.
C"LEAM IN HIS EYE /,NO " 1"R 1($ ro f.",KE HIS AE-
CEIVER, TELtTV?t: OR . TRANSMITTEfl, MUST POLlT"E LV
AS~ HI>< TO SEE THE SUPERV 1SOR 0 MUST NOT S"'f:AR .:.r HIM NOR IN ANY WAY ,"1UTIL h T( HIS OE:LlCAT(
n:~TUSES, AS HE TOO IS s v •OSEO TO 9£ A HLMAN
SEING•
Ir THE TU'I£ ANO A
REMOTt: Rl:CE IVERS M,", I NTE:NANCE M,\o'\l
SEEM TO BE OUT o, IS CALU:O TO ft.,NE
n-tEMt MUST LIGHT A CIG,\R(TT!: .:.NO START COPYI NG
; M,\.NUJ\L-, ;.5 1,,€" 'JILL S ,\Y TfoltY 'u(AE Tl.NED :lNLY Ir so' vou !<NOW 'w1,,f;,j '.£ ME,\N. You ,"'-,\Y SOR-: L:.sr NIGHT• If" rHC M/, l ~TENi"-NCE: .~,,.N •S ENT ICEO
RJW OUR sues t avr. rOR GOSH~ s:.1<( t CON. r MONkEY ~ I N :.s ~e: Is PROC£.Eo ING TO THE: ~e:Cf: IVCRS I MUST ·,1 T>< 0'-" : .OJUSTM(NTS. '
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T IA£t;~_Nr M·INUS 5% .VICTCilY r:.x MINUS 20<~ F"OR 90ND~- MINI</$ 2tY,: 19U3 INCOK T:,x (BEFORE: THC House Now). \lil-t.',T 1S LEFT.,. YOU c:.r-, LIVE'. ON.•
~ILL 9( S(tl~C YOU NEXT ISSLC,
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j S\£Jc.CT - EVERY-SO-OrTE:N. f"1w,Nc1:,L RC?ORT O, t OUR #$!1 COKE f"LND :"'~ f<!:L,TCO I TE>:$_
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COKF:. ·COF"FSE. MILK. ;.No SUG.'...P.). rH Is IN'JE~TEO-
tJEss WAS INCR~.< s~o T O $2t. 70. ':ik£.N 'II!:. i£RE F'ORCE'O· TO PUPCH.:.sc .. FIVE C.".SES, Of c :;~t. tACH
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a;;sc s:,L.:.Rv roR CAF-6 i_s_ PLUS 25~ DI f"F.CRENT I Al. . .
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Less 5~ RET tR(,-:C:NT ON s2 ,s75.do
LESS 5~ V.ICT~P.V r.:.x, $6,20 F(R PhY PC.a I 00
20% o~ $3,U57,S0 Less fOR BONDS (r-.loT 8,,0)
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OF 'wH.ICH HE wcr:i<s 8 HOVAS ,\NO HAS
16 HOURS OFF OR 2/3 OF HIS TIM~ IS . HIS O';IN .
H( SPCNQS I HOUR P£a o :,v ·oR l/8 .OF 1-ilS. TIME T:,LKINC, Gc:"TTtN~;. C:'11NK or W,\~E:R, £Tc.
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Hr ens 26. o:.vs .\NNU..i. L(~'IC Pm, YEAR
;.,..o 15 o.ws s 1cK LEAVE
365
TH£ clJ'( l l..CS ·rHe: c:ovcANMCNT $8,63 PEn Q,',V OR $146,71,
17 0/,VS_ i..T
r IN£ 9'JS INESS
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