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MURPHY BROWN
"THE SEXT"
Written by
Morgan Evans
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MURPHY BROWN
"The Sext"
CAST
MURPHY BROWN........................................CANDICE BERGEN
PHIL....................................................PAT CORLEY
CORKY SHERWOOD..........................................FAITH FORD
JIM DIAL.........................................CHARLES KIMBROUGH
ELDIN BERNECKY...................................ROBERT PASTORELLI
FRANK FONTANA........................................JOE REGALBUTO
MILES SILVERBERG.......................................GRANT SHAUD
GUEST CAST
JIMMY FALLON...............................................HIMSELF
CARL BRINKLEY.......................................RITCH BRINKLEY
STAGE MANAGER.......................................
PHIL'S EXTRASBULLPEN EXTRASFYI CREW EXTRAS
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MURPHY BROWN
"The Sext"
SETS
ACT ONE
Scene A - Montage
Scene A - Int. Bullpen - Morning
Scene A - Int. Murphy's Office - Continuous Action
Scene B - Int. Bullpen - Later That Day
Scene B - Int. Murphy's Office - Continuous Action
ACT TWO
Scene C - Int. Phil's - Dinner Time
Scene D - Int. "Late Night" Studio (Next Day)
Scene D - Int. "Late Night" Greenroom - Later
Scene E - Int. Bullpen - Morning
Scene E - Int. Townhouse - Night
Scene H - Int. Bullpen - Morning
Scene H - Int. FYI Set - Night
ACT THREE
Scene J - Int. FYI Set - Later
Scene K - Int. Phil's - Dinner Time
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MURPHY BROWN
THE SEXT
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ACT ONE
(A)
IN BLACKNESS:
MUSIC: THIS OLD HEART OF MINE BY THE ISLEY BROTHERS
SUPER TITLE: MURPHY BROWN
FADE IN:
MONTAGE
WE SEE SOME POLITICIANS/CELEBRITIES LIKE BILL CLINTON, TIGERWOODS, ANTHONY WEINER, PARIS HILTON, JOHN EDWARDS AND VERNETROYER GIVING PRESS CONFERENCES AFTER EMBARRASSING SEXUALSNAFUS.
DISSOLVE TO:
1.(A)
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FADE IN:
INT. BULLPEN - MORNING(Miles, Murphy, Frank, Corky, Jim, Bullpen Extras)
MURPHY, FRANK AND CORKY SIT AT THE GLASS TABLE READINGNEWSPAPERS. JIM IS STIRRING HIS COFFEE AT THE COUNTER.
FRANK
This one is from the times. (READING)
Murphy Brown is at it again, this time
while moderating the 2012 Vice
Presidential Debate Paul Ryan teared
up when she asked him to state what
the function of a uterus was and he
failed to produce an answer. (LAUGHS)
MURPHY STANDS UP AND TAKES A BOW.
MURPHY
Wait a minute they didnt say anything
about Schieffer having Candy Crowley
pass me a love letter? What is this
the online edition?
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JIM
USA Today said (READING) Having Murphy
on the airwaves is, as always, a
refreshing punch to the gut during a
time marked by soft questions and even
softer answers.
MURPHY SMILES.
MURPHY
Well thats not so bad!
CORKY
And look, US Weekly said you wore that
Valentino better than Cloris Leachman
and dont look a day over 65!
MURPHY DROPS HER HEAD.
CORKY (CONTD)
They called your cheekbones high and
barely
FRANK
(WARNING) Corky.
CORKY GOES QUIET.
SFX: ELEVATOR DINGS
THE ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN. MILES EXITS WITH A BIG BROWN BAG.
FRANK (CONTD)
(EAGER) Miles whats in that bag?
MILES
Nice to see you all too. My flight was
fine thanks for asking.
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MURPHY
Are those our truffles?
CORKY HOPS UP.
MILES
There was slight turbulence but for
the most part everything was
relatively enjoyable.
CORKY GRABS MILES BY THE SHOULDERS.
CORKY
(YELLING) Theres no time for that
man! Murphy asked you a question! Are
those our truffles?!
MILES
Fine! Fine! Yes, I got your gosh darn
truffles.
HE PLOPS THEM DOWN ON THE TABLE. EVERYONE RAVAGES THEM.
JIM
Delicious.
MURPHY
I cant believe these are an hour
plane ride away from my mouth.
MILES
Hour and a half if you count the
turbulence. Funny thing about Delta,
you can reserve a seat but when its
actually time to claim it
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JIM
Stuff it boy, were busy!
A RANDOM MAN EATS ONE.
MAN
Yum!
FRANK
Who are you?
MAN
I work here.
FRANK
Go away!
EVERYONE WATCHES THE MAN LEAVE.
MILES
Murphy arent you interested in how my
lunch with Mr. Burke went? Murphy?
MURPHY
(MOUTH FULL) No. You know we dont get
along anymore.
FRANK
What happened again?
JIM
Ah yes, during the bailouts Murphy
infiltrated the JP Morgan Chase
building and pretended to be a
janitor.
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MURPHY
And I wouldve gotten away with it if
it werent for those lousy Dimon kids.
MILES
Well, he seems to have taken a liking
to you. After watching your debate
moderation in Kentucky he specifically
requested we put you on Late Night.
MURPHY SPITS OUT HALF-CHEWED TRUFFLES.
MURPHY
Say again?
MILES
Thats right! The ban has been lifted!
Drop whatever youre doing Wednesday
because youve got a flight to New
York.
MURPHY
Oh Miles, this is wonderful! Id hug
you if I werent so afraid your bones
would snap in half.
MILES
Thats fair.
FRANK
Boy, I remember when I was on Late
Night. Remember that Murph? You came
with me, scared all the guests, I got
bumped, those birds died...
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MURPHY
I have to text Leonard! Hes going to
be so excited.
MURPHY TAKES HER PHONE OUT.
MILES
Leonard? Whos Leonard?
CORKY
Oh Miles, youre so dumb. Leonard is
Murphys new S.O.
MILES
I remember my first science olympiad.
I took third. Couldnt remember the
original representation for Boron.
MURPHY
Its B.O. and you have it!
MURPHY HEADS TO HER OFFICE SMILING. MILES SNIFFS HIMSELF.
MURPHYS SECRETARY IS A FEMALE GOTH TEENAGER. MURPHY STOPS,ALMOST SAYS SOMETHING, BUT THINKS BETTER OF IT AND SLAMS THEDOOR.
JIM
I believe S.O. is what the kids refer
to as a significant other.
MILES LAUGHS A LITTLE TOO HARD.
MILES
Thats rich! Murphy dating again?
After the last one?
FRANK
Hey, wounds heal Miles.
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MILES
Tell that to the guy she sent to the
ICU.
CORKY
Oh I think its great Murphy is seeing
someone. You remember how lonely she
got once Avery went away to college.
JIM
Dont remind me. Im still deleting
voice-mails.
MILES
Well, good for her. I too am seeing
someone. Her name is Charliza and we
met in the Delta terminal
FRANK
(DISMISSIVE) Thanks for the truffles
Miles.
MILES
Oh. OK. Ill just go then.
MILES TURNS AROUND.
MILES (CONTD)
With the second ticket to Late Night
which would count as a paid vacation.
CORKY/PHIL/FRANK
Wait!
MILES SPINS BACK AROUND WITH THE TICKET HELD HIGH.
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MILES
You rang?
CORKY
Ill take it! Frank got to go last
time.
FRANK
I was barely on the show!
JIM
Once Jimmy Fallon told me we
had a connection.
THEY ALL LOOK AT JIM.
JIM
It was after the Emmys. We were all
very sleepy.
CORKY
Ill take it!
CORKY JUMPS AT IT.
MILES
Well settle this the only way I know
how.
EVERYONE SIGHS.
MILES (CONTD)
Thats right. Miles Silverberg trivia
time.
CORKY
Miles no one knows the answers to your
questions!
FRANK
Theyre all about you!
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MILES
And this one will be no different.
(PERFORMING) Now, whoever guesses
correctly will be accompanying Murphy
Brown to her Late Night debut after
a ban that lasted the longer part of a
decade. They said it couldnt be done,
they said it
FRANK
We get it! We get it!
MILES
Okay. Here we go. Are you ready?
JIM
On with it!
MILES
When I was eight-years-old I sprained
my clavicula. Who took me to the
hospital?
JIM
Nana Silverberg!
MILES
Correct! To Jim with the win!
CORKY AND FRANK LOOK AT JIM.
JIM
Well, I am a reporter arent I?
CUT TO:
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INT. MURPHYS OFFICE - LATER(Murphy)
MURPHY IS TYPING AT HER IMAC. HER PHONE SITS ON HER DESK.
ON HER DARTBOARD IS A PICTURE OF TODD AKIN.
SFX: PHONE BEEP
MURPHY CHECKS HER PHONE.
MURPHY
(SEDUCTIVELY) Oh hello... Leonard.
MURPHY GETS UP AND SHUTS HER BLINDS. SHE TYPES FURIOUSLY INTOTHE PHONE.
DISSOLVE TO:
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INT. BULLPEN - LATER THAT DAY(Miles, Bullpen extras, Corky)
SFX: ELEVATOR DINGS
MILES FRANTICALLY STEPS OFF.
MILES
Has anyone seen Murphy?
MURPHY (O.S.)
(SHRIEKS)
MILES
Found her.
RESET TO:
INT. MURPHYS OFFICE - CONTINUOUS ACTION(Murphy, Miles, Corky)
MURPHY IS SLUMPED IN FRONT OF HER IMAC. MILES ENTERS.
MURPHY
Look Miles, I didnt mean to Tweet it!
It was a personal message for Leonard.
I dont even know how it happened.
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One minute we were texting and the
next minute we were, (SPELLS IT OUT) S-
E-X-T-I-N-G. I didnt even want to be
on this stupid Twitter in the first
place. You remember Anthony Weiner!
MILES
I remember you called him a twerp on
television and then had a box of live
doves sent to his house!
MURPHY
Im a sucker for a good bird pun!
Miles what are we going to do? Im a
mother! Its already been retwatted or
retwitted four hundred times!
MILES
(SHRIEKS) You havent deleted it yet?
Everythings going dark! My life is
flashing before my eyes!
CORKY ENTERS.
CORKY
What in the bloody heck is everyone
screaming about in here? It sounds
like a womens prison film!
MILES
(RELIEVED) Corky! Yes! Do you know how
to delete a Tweet off Twitter?
13.(B)
MURPHY (CONT'D)
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CORKY
Do I ever!
CORKY WALKS OVER TO THE COMPUTER, LEANS IN.
CORKY (CONTD)
(GASPS) Oh my God!
MURPHY HANGS HER HEAD.
CORKY (CONTD)
You have more followers than me!
MILES
Can you delete it or not?
MURPHY
It was supposed to be a text! Or a
(SPELLS IT OUT) S-E-
MILES
We all know what it was supposed to be
Murphy! This is just great. Youll
most certainly have to address this on
Fallon tomorrow.
MURPHY
No! I cant do the show Miles! Itll
be humiliating. Millions of people
will be laughing at me!
MILES
You have to do it! I promised NBC!
Well say it was a prank. Like that
time you tweeted at the wrong Katie
Couric and told her to sit on it.
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CORKY
(TO MILES) Dont tell me FYI is
springing for trending topics. In this
recession?!
MURPHY
(YELLING) Just delete it!
CORKY
OK, OK. Dont get your pantaloons in a
twist. Jeesh! Done.
MURPHY
Thank God thats over. We can just put
it behind us. Like Cronkite said The
perils of duck hunting are great.
MILES
(SIGH OF RELIEF) Youre right. Its
not like a tweet will be national
news.
SFX: EVERYONES PHONES/COMPUTERS BUZZING/BEEPING.
MURPHY
Well, crap.
FADE OUT.
END ACT ONE.
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ACT TWO
(C)
FADE IN:
INT. PHILS - DINNER TIME(Murphy, Phil, Jim, Phils Extras)
MURPHY HAS HER HEAD FACEDOWN ON THE BAR. AN EMPTY GLASS AND AHALF-EATEN CHEESEBURGER IS IN FRONT OF HER.
MURPHY
(TO PHIL) Hit me.
PHIL
I think youve had enough Murph.
MURPHY
(STERN) Phil!
PHIL SIGHS AND POURS MURPHY A SELTZER. SHE DOWNS IT.
PHIL
You know what I told Gary Hart when
something similar happened to him?
MURPHY
What Phil?
PHIL
Suck it up!
PHIL WALKS AWAY.
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ENTER JIM.
THE LIGHT SPILLS INTO THE ROOM.
ALL
(YELLING) Shut the door!
JIM SITS DOWN NEXT TO MURPHY.
JIM
There you are Slugger! Miles sent me
over to convince you to do the show.
That, and I have a ticket and really
want to go. I havent been to
Rockefeller Center since Doris and I
asked Jack Welch to officiate our
wedding and he broke his leg trying to
close the elevator doors in front of
us.
MURPHY
Gee, thanks Jim, but I just cant do
it. Youve seen what they do on shows
like those to people like me. Im like
Spitzer but with better legs. I can
just imagine the monologue. (FLAT) So
did you hear about this, Murphy Brown
accidentally Tweeted a sext. When
reached for a comment she was too busy
seducing Tom from Myspace.
JIM
I dont get it.
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MURPHY
Never mind.
JIM
Murphy. Im about to show you
something only a select few people
have ever seen before. Its an issue
of The Tattler from 1996 that I had
rescinded. I had to use some
connections Im not proud of but I
just couldnt bare to have this out
there. Doris and I were on vacation in
The Bahamas, and well, long story
short, it resulted in this.
JIM HOLDS UP AN ISSUE OF THE TATTLER TO MURPHY.
MURPHY
(READING) Jim Dials Bahama Beach
Romp! (LAUGHS) And you! In your
boxers! With socks on!
JIM
Im not proud of this. Why is it that
socks make you look MORE nude?
MURPHY
Jim, this is exactly what I needed to
pick me up. Youre right. I should
have a sense of humor about these
things.
18.(C)
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Who cares if some people saw a
personal message from me to Leonard?
Its the aughts!
JIM
Thats the spirit Murphy. Youve just
got to distract them. Now, can I have
that back?
MURPHY
Oh, Jim youre funny.
MURPHY STICKS IT IN HER BAG.
PHIL COMES OVER.
PHIL
You know, last time I asked Frank if
he would talk me up to Dave I dont
think he did because I never heard
anything. That was in 93. Man, if I
had stories then, do I have stories
now. Why, just the other day I rode a
tandem bike by myself to the swap meet
where I bumped into Janet Napalitano
who was having car troubles, so we
ended up biking to her place where she
made Tex Mex.
MURPHY
You know Phil maybe I will.
19.(C)
MURPHY (CONT'D)
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PHIL
(EYES WIDE) Really?!
MURPHY
As soon as Ghostbusters 3 comes out.
PHIL FLIPS HIS HAND.
PHIL
See if you get another seltzer with
that attitude.
ON MURPHYS LOOK WE:
DISSOLVE TO:
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(D)
INT. LATE NIGHT STUDIO - NEXT DAY(Jimmy Fallon, Murphy)
JIMMY SITS AT HIS DESK.
JIMMY FALLON
Our next guest is a multiple Emmy
award winning veteran reporter. Shes
got a Pulitzer, a Humboldt and now
shes the latest craze on Twitter. She
really needs no introduction, were so
excited to have her, ladies and
gentleman please welcome Murphy Brown.
MURPHY ENTERS AND SITS DOWN NEXT TO JIMMY.
JIMMY FALLON (CONTD)
Hi Pal, hows it going?
MURPHY
Great!
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JIMMY FALLON
Thank you so much for being on the
show. As you know were all huge, huge
fans. Youve interviewed everyone from
Ronald Reagan to Kim Kardashian and
youre still going strong. Do you have
any plans to settle down and retire or
anything?
MURPHY
Well Jimmy, thank you, thats very
nice. I dont have any plans to stop
anytime soon but Im certainly no Mike
Wallace. (CHUCKLES)
JIMMY FALLON
Speaking of, you actually made Paul
Ryan cry at the VP debate the other
day. How did that feel?
MURPHY
Oh hes a wuss.
JIMMY FALLON
Now, I have to bring this up, because
its all anyone is talking about. But
the other day you Tweeted...
something. Can you explain to our
audience what that was?
MURPHY LAUGHS.
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MURPHY
Yeah, of course. You know, Im really
a normal person at heart, despite all
the awards, and fame, and you know,
spectacular things about me. So what
if I got a little frisky like the rest
of the world! But yes, I accidentally
Tweeted a sext.
JIMMY FALLON
And has there been much backlash or
anything?
MURPHY
Not a whole lot. Compared to that Dan
Quayle stuff this is a cakewalk. I
mean, it went viral or whathaveyou,
but Im certainly not the first person
in the world to have an embarrassing
sexual snafu come to the publics
attention.
JIMMY FALLON
Thats right, and actually youve
given us a photo wed like to debut
here of your co-anchor Jim Dial in the
Bahamas with, what are these? Boxers?
MURPHY
Thats right.
JIMMY HOLDS THE PICTURE UP AND WE SEE IT FULL SCREEN.
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JIMMY FALLON
Thats great. Just hilarious. Now,
Murphy, sometimes we do this on the
show, and its always a lot of fun.
Would you be interested in maybe
sticking around for a game of beer
pong?
MURPHY
Jimmy, Im an alcoholic.
JIMMY COMPLETELY BREAKS.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. LATE NIGHT GREENROOM - LATER(Jim, Murphy)
MURPHY ENTERS THE GREENROOM. JIM HAS HIS BACK TO THE DOOR.
MURPHY
Say, that wasnt so bad! What do you
say we go to that truffle place? Its
on me!
JIM TURNS AROUND.
JIM
(FURIOUS) Ill tell you where you can
put those truffles! I havent been
that humiliated since Andy Rooney put
a Jim Dial bobblehead on his 60
Minutes desk! Now I know how you made
Paul Ryan feel!
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MURPHY
Jim wait! I thought it would be a good
prank. You were the one who told me to
distract them!
JIM STORMS OUT. MURPHY HANGS HER HEAD.
JIMMY FALLON ENTERS.
JIMMY FALLON
Hey buddy I just wanted to say thanks
for coming on the show! You were
great.
MURPHY
Oh stuff it funnyboy.
MURPHY EXITS.
DISSOLVE TO:
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(E)
INT. BULLPEN - MORNING(Jim, Corky, Murphy, Miles, Frank)
CORKY, FRANK AND MILES SIT AROUND THE GLASS TABLE.
FRANK
So, my idea is this. They say women
are being accepted into the Augusta
National, but are they really? In this
piece Frank Fontana goes undercover as
(IN A WOMANS VOICE) Darlene Samuels,
Professional Golfer.
MILES
Frank, the network isnt going to pay
for you to take a trip golfing. Last
time we did that you got so sunburnt
people broke their televisions trying
to adjust the color.
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FRANK
It wouldnt be so that I could go
golfing! Itd be to rip the lid off
what is potentially a huge sexist
organization.
MILES
Then why dont we just send a real
woman. Like Corky?
FRANK
I uh... Never mind.
CORKY
How about this- Lindsey Lohan is the
suspect in a recent buglar-
MILES LOOKS AT THE CLOCK.
MILES
(INTERRUPTING) Where are they? They
know we had a eight oclock meeting
today! I still dont know why this is
so difficult. Did Father Time have a
heart attack?
CORKY
So no to the Lohan thing then?
SFX: ELEVATOR DINGS
MURPHY STEPS OFF THE ELEVATOR.
MURPHY
Sorry Im late, Jenna Bush cut me off
in a smart car.
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CORKY
How was Jimmy? Was he cute? Did his
suit fit well?
FRANK
Did anyone at Late Night remember
me?
MURPHY
Yes, yes and no. Wait, wheres Jim?
MILES
Hes not with you?
CORKY
Jims never late!
MURPHY
(SIGHS) Look, Jim is really upset with
me because of that stunt I pulled on
the show, so please, when he gets here
just dont give him a hard time.
SFX: ELEVATOR DING
JIM GETS OFF THE ELEVATOR. EVERYONE LAUGHS BUT MURPHY.
JIM
Ive been a war correspondent on every
single continent but nothing sounds
worse than your laughter.
FRANK
How did you stand on those two
toothpicks Jim?
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CORKY
Did your pale legs blind anyone?
MILES
Did you get sand in your socks?
MURPHY
Alright, alright very funny. Lets all
give Jim some space. What I did was
immature and unacceptable. Jim, I
apologize profusely.
JIM
With all do respect Murphy, apology
not accepted. You have betrayed my
trust and brought shame to the Dial
name. As if my Google results werent
bad enough because of the darn soap
company! In fact, consider me off
tomorrows broadcast.
MILES
Jim, surely you must be joking.
CORKY
Hes not! The first results are all
about soap scum.
MILES HANGS HIS HEAD.
JIM WALKS OFF.
MILES
Murphy! Youve got to find a way to
fix this.
29.(E)
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We have a broadcast tomorrow. If Jim
and you dont co-anchor this thing we
lose points! When we lose points the
upstairs brass is going to become
downstairs brass and when downstairs
brass comes to my office its never
good! Never good do you hear me? Last
time the brass came they replaced my
swivel chair with an exercise ball. I
have to type standing up! Like
Hemmingway! And we all know what
happened to him!
MURPHY
Relax Miles, Ill fix it.
FRANK
What are you going to do? I havent
seen anyone this mad at one of your
pranks since you had Diane Sawyers
Olympic RV towed to Wales.
MURPHY
She thought she was in London for
three hours!
MILES
This isnt funny Murphy! Come tomorrow
you better have a solution to this.
30.(E)
MILES (CONT'D)
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MURPHY
Relax, Ive got this. Im going to
march to his office right now and lay
it all out!
MURPHY WALKS CONFIDENTLY TO JIMS OFFICE. SHE POKES HER HEADIN.
MURPHY (CONTD)
Jim?
THE DOOR SLAMS.
MILES STANDS BEHIND MURPHY.
MILES
Good work!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TOWNHOUSE - NIGHT(Murphy, Eldin)
MURPHY ENTERS. SHE LETS OUT A FRUSTRATED YELL.
ELDEN ENTERS FROM THE KITCHEN.
ELDIN
Theres my fifty shades of grey hair!
MURPHY
Eldin I am not in the mood.
MURPHY SLUMPS DOWN ON THE COUCH. ELDIN COMES OVER AND JOINSHER.
ELDIN
Thats fine, because nothing can ruin
the day I am having. No siree bob.
31.(E)
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I got my hands on some of that paint
car manufacturers use that changes
color in the light. I installed a
dimmer switch so your kitchen can be
nine different colors at all times.
Right now its mostly purple because I
cant really figure out the lighting,
but Im a painter, not an electrician,
so lay off!
MURPHY
Eldin, I just want to go to bed.
ELDIN
(HURT) I see how it is. Ill just
spend all day painting someone elses
house.
MURPHY
Im sorry, I just dont know what to
do. Jim hates me because of that stunt
I pulled but I honestly didnt think
he would mind! He gave me the paper
for Christs sake. How was I supposed
to know hed have a total melt down.
These are the kind of things we used
to laugh about.
32.(E)
ELDIN (CONT'D)
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ELDIN
Close, but they wont let me into
mensa because of something I choose
not to discuss.
MURPHY
Ive gotta run. Thanks!
MURPHY LEAVES.
ELDIN ENTERS THE KITCHEN AND THE LIGHTS FLICKER.
ELDIN
Oh come on!
DISSOLVE TO:
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INT. BULLPEN - MORNING(Murphy, Miles, Frank, Jim, Corky, Bullpen Extras)
JIM IS STIRRING HIS COFFEE, CORKY IS ON HER PHONE AT THEGLASS TABLE AND MILES IS CHECKING HIS WATCH.
SFX: ELEVATOR DING
MURPHY AND FRANK STEP OFF. MURPHY IS HOLDING THE SAME BAGMILES WAS.
FRANK
Murph, come on! Just one! Please.
MURPHY
No way Frank, and if you ask again Im
going to pop that zit you call a head!
MURPHY AND FRANK JOIN THE CREW AT THE GLASS TABLE.
JIM
(CORDIAL) Good morning Frank, Murphy.
MURPHY
(TAKEN ABACK) Morning Jim. How is it
going?
JIM
Oh just splendidly, thank you for
asking.
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Im very much looking forward to the
broadcast tonight, arent you all?
Say, Corky what was your story about?
CORKY
Its about what Sasha and Malia Obama
would look like at forty if they took
up smoking now.
JIM
Ha! How wonderful. Murphy, are you
excited for the broadcast?
MURPHY LOOKS SCARED.
MURPHY
What? I mean, yes, definitely. Jim, I
brought you a present. Here, these are
truffles from New York. I flew all the
way to Per Se to pick them up last
night. And boy let me tell you about
that Delta airlines. What a bunch of
no good, dirty, rotten
JIM GRABS THE BAG.
JIM
Thank you Murphy that was very nice.
See you at the show!
JIM EXITS.
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MURPHY
(TO MILES) What was that about? I
thought he hated me.
MILES
You tell me! He walked in this morning
happier than one of those Pandas they
try to get to reproduce constantly.
FRANK
Murph Im sure it all just blew over.
Jims a mature enough guy, he probably
figured it wasnt worth wasting the
energy on, you know?
MURPHY WALKS OVER TO THE TABLE AND GRABS HER COFFEE MUG.
MURPHY
Say Frank, I think youre right. Jim
and I are pretty good friends. I doubt
hed hold so much of a grudge.
MURPHY POURS SOME COFFEE INTO HER MUG WHICH GOES RIGHTTHROUGH IT AS ITS MISSING A BOTTOM.
MURPHY (CONTD)
Uh oh.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. FYI SET - THAT NIGHT
(Jim, Frank, Corky, Murphy, Miles, Stage Manager, Carl, FYIcrew extras)
ITS ABOUT A MINUTE OR TWO BEFORE BROADCAST. MURPHY SITS ATTHE DESK, CORKY AND FRANK ARE CHATTING.
JIM ENTERS AND SITS DOWN.
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STAGE MANAGER
Places everybody!
MURPHY
Say, Jim, that was a pretty good gag
with the coffee cup. I guess you and I
are even now.
STAGE MANAGER
Jim can we get some levels from you?
JIM LAUGHS LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST.
STAGE MANAGER (CONTD)
Thanks, thats good.
JIM TURNS TOWARDS MURPHY.
MURPHY
Jim. We are even now, right?
STAGE MANAGER
And were on in five, four, three,
two
JIM
Were just getting started.
MURPHY TURNS TOWARDS CAMERA, STARTLED.
JIM (CONTD)
Good evening and welcome to F.Y.I.
Im Jim Dial.
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For your information tonight, Frank
Fontana brings us the results of the
latest Gallup polls, Corky Sherwood
goes undercover at a celebrity rehab
center, and heres a picture of Murphy
Brown in a bikini while pregnant.
EFX: ON THE MONITORS IN THE BACKGROUND, WE SEE THE PICTURE.
MURPHY GULPS.
EFX: ON THE MONITORS IN THE BACKGROUND, WE SEE THE FYIOPENING TITLES ROLL.
SFX: WE HEAR THE OPENING THEME.
NOW THAT MURPHY AND JIM ARE OFF CAMERA SHE LUNGES FOR HIM.
THE CREW PULLS THEM APART.
MURPHY
Let me at him! Let me at him!
CORKY
Stop, you animals!
FRANK
This is great!
STAGE MANAGER
Were back in two seconds!
EVERYONE COMPOSES THEMSELVES INSTANTLY.
JIM
Tonights top story, Dogs...
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT TWO
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INT. FYI SET - LATER(Murphy, Miles, Frank, Jim, Corky, Bullpen Extras)
THE BROADCAST IS ALMOST OVER. WE SEE MURPHY, JIM, FRANK ANDCORKY AT THE DESK.
MURPHY
The Citibank settlement was originally
rejected by a Federal judge but that
was later redacted after an appeals
court found that the judge had acted
outside of his own authority. For
F.Y.I. Im Murphy Brown.
JIM
And Im Jim Dial.
MURPHY KICKS JIM UNDER THE TABLE.
JIM (CONTD)
Ow!
ANGLE ON THE CREW AS THEY WAIT TO SEE WHAT IS GOING TOHAPPEN. MURPHY JUST SHUFFLES HER PAPERS.
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STAGE MANAGER
And thats a wrap! Great show
everyone.
MILES RUNS UP TO THE DESK.
MILES
(FREAKING OUT) What was that Jim?
JIM
Oh, just a harmless prank.
MURPHY GETS UP AND HEADS FOR THE DOOR.
MILES
Murphy, youre OK with this?
MURPHY
I had it coming. But listen here Jim.
If you ever pull something like that
again I will take your spinal column
out of your body and use it as a
walking cane while I physically pin
your face to a Pinterest board.
Understood?
JIM
Understood.
THEY SHAKE.
MURPHY
Dinner on me!
MILES, FRANK, CORKY AND JIM ALL WALK WITH MURPHY.
CORKY
Thanks Murphy!
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CARL APPROACHES MURPHY.
CARL
Murph Im really sorry. I wanted to
say something but he took my favorite
vest. (TEARS UP) Im so sorry. Im so
so sorry. I just love you so much.
MURPHY TAKES OUT HER PHONE AND SNAPS A PICTURE OF HIM CRYING.
MURPHY
Thats okay. Now were even.
DISSOLVE TO:
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INT. PHILS - DINNER TIME(Miles, Murphy, Corky, Frank and Jim)
THEY SIT AT A TABLE EATING. PHIL COMES BY WITH SOME NAPKINS.
PHIL
Long week?
MURPHY
Tell me about it.
MILES
Murphy, you may be pleased to know
tonight was our lowest rated episode
of all time.
MURPHY
What? Seriously? I look pretty smoking
in that bikini! Darn.
JIM
Wait, youre... upset not enough
people saw it?
MURPHY
Oh come on Jim, that was clearly a
Photoshop!
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You think Id leave something like
that sitting on the top of my desk for
just anyone to find? What is this
amateur hour? I suppose you thought
those truffles were actually from Per
Se too!
JIM
They werent?
MURPHY
No of course not. I stopped by Eastern
Market and picked some up half price.
JIM
But they tasted exactly the same as
the ones Miles brought.
MILES BURIES HIS FACE IN THE MENU.
CORKY
Miles?
MILES
(SIGHS) Fine! I ate the ones from Per
Se on the plane. But who cares.
Remember when the network president
took you all out for ice cream and I
couldnt come?
FRANK
Thats because you had tonsillitis.
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MILES
You could have waited!
FRANK
Anyway, Miles, have you given any
thought to that Augusta story?
MURPHY
What Augusta story?
FRANK
I want to go undercover as a woman.
MURPHY
Again?
MILES PHONE BUZZES. HE PICKS IT UP AND TRIES TO HIDE THESCREEN FROM EVERYONE.
CORY
Miles, whats that?
MILES
Its nothing.
MURPHY
It doesnt seem like nothing. Miles,
what is it?
MILES
Its a text from Charliza.
JIM
From the Delta terminal?
MILES
Yes, and if you must know its rather
personal.
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PHIL
You guys and your smart phones. You
know Murrow never needed one of those
to get a story down. Hed come in
here, sit right over there and use
Bacon grease if he had to get
something on paper and didnt have a
pen.
MURPHY GRABS THE PHONE FROM MILES.
MILES
Murphy give that back!
MURPHY STANDS UP AND TOSSES THE PHONE TO FRANK, PLAYINGMONKEY IN THE MIDDLE. EVERYONE ELSE STANDS UP TOO.
MILES JUMPS FOR HIS PHONE.
FRANK
Oh la la, Miles, this is pretty
scandalous. What do you think Murph,
should we respond?
MURPHY
Absolutely Frank!
FRANK TOSSES THE PHONE TO CORKY.
CORKY
Ill respond.
MILES
Dont!
CORKY TYPES AND THEN HITS SEND.
ANGLE ON EVERYONE AS THEY WAIT FOR A RESPONSE.
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CORKY
Oh shoot.
MILES
Oh shoot? What do you mean oh shoot?
CORKY
I may have just Tweeted that.
MILES
May!? You may have?
SFX: PHONES BEEPING IN THE RESTAURANT.
CORKY
OK I definitely did.
MILES HANGS HIS HEAD.
FADE OUT.
THE END
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