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Florentin’s Laws are neither Murphy’s(pessimistic) Laws nor Peter’s (optimistic) Laws,but partially pessimistic, partially optimistic, while another part is indeterminate(as in neutrosophic logic).
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Being paradoxist in nature, Florentin’sLaws are especially deviations, modifications,generalizations, contra-sayings, parodies, ormixtures of the previous Murphy-Peter laws.
And also of aphorisms, proverbs, knowncitations, clichés, scientific results (fromphysics, mathematics, philosophy, ...), etc.
Alternatively, collations of opposite ideas gathered from folklore, from ads, from literature, from familiar speech.
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For example, Murphy’s law“Anything that can go wrong will gowrong”
which in Peter’s law is stated as:“If anything can go wrong, Fix It!”
becomes in Florentin’s law, through deviation:“If anything can go wrong, pass it on tosomeone else!”in a Machiavelli way, as a mixture of pessimism / optimism and laugh!
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Being paradoxist in nature, Florentin’s Lawsare especially deviations, modifications,generalizations, contra-sayings, parodies, ormixtures of the previous Murphy-Peter laws.And also of aphorisms, proverbs, knowncitations, clichés, scientific results (fromphysics, mathematics, philosophy, ...), etc.Alternatively, collations of opposite ideas -gathered from folklore, from ads, from literature,from familiar speech.
Florentin’s Laws
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When your teamwins, it is thanksto you.If the team looses,it is because of others.
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Get a reason to award your friends, and a pretext to punish your enemies.
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Even good thingshave negative sideeffects. Moreover,negative things have positive side effects.
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Don’t play by others’rules. Build yourown rules that allow you to win. If youstill don’t win, prove the game is useless.10
If he’s better than you, deny him.If he’s worse than you, praise him. 11
If you can't beat them, beat others.
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If bad actions are in your favor, makethem look good.If good actions disadvantage you,undermine them.
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Elect the boss who is worse than you are,so you can manipulate him..
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As a commander, don’t appoint as second in line onewho is smarterthan you are.
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If things go from bad to worse, they don’tbelong to you.
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If it matters against you, make as itdoesn’t matter.
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If it's not worth doing, let others do it.
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Oh, God, protect me from my friends, because from my enemies I protect myself!
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We are unhappy because we alwayswant what we don’t have and to be where we are not. Moreover, we are happy when wedon’t ask for anything– so live anamorphous life!
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If you classify the last, switch the order.If you’re somehow in the middle, invent anew world order that sets you in the front.
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Interpret the worst thing positively, andthe good things negatively.
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Failure is good - it brings you experience. Success can make you lazy and arrogant.
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The less peopleunderstand a theory, the smarter they believe it is. So, make easythings complicated!
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The more you work, the more work youhave. And the less you work, the lesswork you have.
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If you’re always wrong, re-define thenotion of “wrongness”. If you’re alwaysright, forget about!
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Don’t visit sites that slander you, neitherthose that flatter you. Erase them …from your memory.
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Don’t run when you can walk! {Festinalente.} Let others struggle!
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The faster yougo, the more energy youconsume andearlier you die… so slowdown!
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It’s easier to challenge, than to bechallenged.{The best defense is the attack, says asoccer proverb.}
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When forced to compromise, don’t hesitate to comprise the compromiser.
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Interpret the defeat as a victory, even ifno body might believe it. Pay attention tothe victory, it might be deceptive…
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Don’t doubt when in doubt. Don’t besure when you’re sure.
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If you have no choice, still choose!When given two choices, take three!
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Bless your enemies, they ambition you.Blame your friends, they idle you..
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From the book: If Everything Can Go Wrong, Pass It On to Someone Else (Florentin’s Laws), by F. Smarandache, 1990, http://fs.gallup.unm.edu/FlorentinsLaws.pdf
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