my chemical romance for dummies tumblr thing
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My Chemical Romance For Dummies
By Tumblr user killjoyathogwarts
I’m giving this a go
I’ll probably fuck it up
but yolo
this band ruined my life
MCR
using
Comic
Sans
ironically
Fanks if u read dis
Gerard Way• Gerd, Gee, Geezy etc• He sings and says aww pickles• He changes his hair a lot• He’s sassy (like seriously omfg)• Most people find him attractive bc he is• He does comics too bc being good at
singing and attractive isn’t enough
Dat
smile
When I said
sassy I meant
it
Gerd and Lyn-Z
Frank Iero• Frankie, Frnk, Fronk etc• Rhythm guitarist/Band Whore• Loads of tattoos and dogs• Short lil shit• He’s attractive too• Loves MCR so much he’s a
part of itIf this isn’t cute, leave
See, tattoos
w/ the wife (Jamia)
you’re still
here
Ray Toro• Fro man, Frotoro, ToroSaurus…• Lead guitarist/Backing Vocals• Has a fro and adorable voice• Full time job as a wee cutie• He had a kid that was a secret for
about 3 months• Released a solo song that is perf
Ray where did u go
Ray and Christa
qt
Mikey Way (Not Mickey)• Mikes, Michael,
Mikeywikey • Bassist• Master of pokerface• Gerd’s little bro• Has cool tshirts• Loves unicorns
When he smiles it’s cute
Cool as fook
emotionless
I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love (2002),
• First album, referred to as “Bullets”• Demolition Lovers, Headfirst For Halos,
Drowning Lessons• “Unauthorized duplication is a violation of
applicable laws and will result in Gerard coming to your house and sucking your blood”
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge (2004)
• Released on a bigger label• Referred to as “Revenge” or “Three
Cheers”• Helena, I’m Not Okay (I Promise), Thank
You For The Venom
The Black Parade (2006)
• A “rock opera” ok wikipedia said so• For when you are sad• Welcome To The Black Parade,
Teenagers, Disenchanted
Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys (2010)
• Basically all the mainstream twats know these songs bc Glee
• Na Na Na, Sing, Summertime• A sort of concept album about killjoys
and shit
Conventional Weapons• Was written after TBP but they scrapped it then
brought it back and released it over 5 months• Last album *cries forever*• The Light Behind Your Eyes, The World Is Ugly,
Surrender The Night