'Hmm...what does this sand castle

need?'

Ummm...Rootie?

'Shh! I'm working! More sand maybe.’

I knew putting you on a beach lot was a

mistake! Beatrix Havar, it's time to start your Queen

Bee challenge.

'Oh! Goodie!'

For those of you new to the Havars,

Beatrix was the fifth child born into my 26 pregnancy challenge, to parents Klaus and Regina. She's one of a set of quads and is so uber nice it hurts.

I recommend reading all other

Havar related entries before this one.

Okay, let's stat this bitch.

'Hey!'

Sorry Rootie.

Name: Beatrix "Beetroot" Havar

Aspiration: Knowledge Secondary Aspiration:

Fortune Turn ons:

Charisma/Creativity Turn off: Hats

Personality: Aquarius (4,6,6,9,6)

Hobby: Nature

Rootie has maxed all her skills, gotten gold

talent badges in flower arranging, robot

making, gardening, sewing and toy making

and she graduated college with the

highest honours.

Originally she was a knowledge sim, then

she rerolled family junior year, and now

I'm turning her back to knowledge, for the

easy LTWs.

Okay, on with the fandango!

First thing's first; getting a drone.

Luckily Rootie's already engaged, making this part

easier. Yeah, it may seem like cheating, but I'm not playing

for points. I just like a challenge and

Rootie's a good sim.

Here we go. Drone #1,

Crystal...something. I forget her last name, but it doesn't matter.

'Rootie? Who's that weird voice?'

'Alice. Just ignore her. Everyone else

does.'

Stupid Havar family.

With Crystal moved in as well as money

taken from selling various bits and bobs Rootie made/dug up in college, we make a nice little house.

Yeah, I suck at building, so

whatevers really. It has a roof.

The happy couple don't even wait for

the wedding before putting a baby in the

oven. Scandalous!

I'm just joshing! To me it's weirder that

they actually want to get married.

Oh, some more stats. Crystal is a Family

sim with the LTW to Graduate Three Kids

From College (yeah right).

Umm....guys? Wedding? Come on!

'Shh. We're sleeping.'

But...Rootie...your family's here...or at least the ones you

bothered to befriend.

'Sleeping.'

*sigh*

I now pronounce you wife and wife. You

can molest the wife.

'YAY!'

By this point most of their guests had buggered off...

...including Rootie's own father, who was in the kitchen eating

crisps.

'What? I have loads of kids. I'll get to see

another wedding.'

Nice. And I though Genie was the bitch.

Which is true. She didn't even bother

coming.

Rather than mingling with what is left of

their wedding party, Crystal and Rootie stay in the kitchen

eating chilli.

'It's good chilli.'

*sigh* Somehow they had a great

party. I dunno.

Because I can we get a cat. Uninspired we name it Fanta, after what was in my cup

at the time. I forget if Fanta's the boy or

the girl.

I think she's a girl. *shrug* Let it never

be said my attention to detail was not

flawless.

'Root? Would you mind maybe putting

some clothes on?'

'My house, my rules. Besides, we've all seen you in less.'

Gross.

'Well, we were BORN together.'

Good point. Brian is the eldest of the quads and an all

around...Romance sim.

And so it begins.

'This is so gross!'

Poor Root.

Grr.

Basically Crystal was the college

cheerleader. And she apparently made

enemies with both cow mascots, so they

come by constantly to knock over the bins and steal the

papers.

Annoying!

Rootie gets to work on her LTW to

become Head of the SCIA straight away.

My sims don't get off work just because of

pregnancy, as Beatrix's mother,

Regina, will tell you.

'Alice! Rain!'

Rootie, you grew up in a house that had

an almost permanent autumn.

You've seen rain. A lot.

'But...rain!'

Why?

Genie finally agrees to come and see her

daughter.

'We all knew I was a bitch.'

True. With her is Klaus and their son, Gravity. At the time

of this picture he was the youngest

Havar, but now Genie's bump is

three people and Gravity is at college.

Time works in weird ways around here.

'Ewww! Gross!'

Three bolts. They're like this all the time.

And considering that by all rights they

should probably be dead by now, it's

kinda gross.

'Kinda? Try very!'

I know.

'Do you ever get the feeling that we're

just a game to someone?'

'Gravity, you're so weird sometimes. That would never

happen.'

Yes...*shifty eyes* Never.

'RAIN!'

Crystal may be pretty, but she's a

few buttons short of a cardigan.

I guess that when you're a pretty

cheerleader brains are irrelevant.

'...and then this cow came and stole the

paper.'

'Wow. Your life sure is crazy. Maybe your

mother and I could eat them for you.'

'Dad!'

'What? We are werewolves!'

I just like Gravity there, scowling as though he's being

forced to play violin.

'I hate you all.'

One nice point. Isn't he darling?

'Alice. I want a cat.'

But you have two dogs.

'But I want a cat.'

Gravity.

'NOW!!!'

'And I call to order this first meeting of

the jogsaw club and...who's that?'

'Who?'

'That guy?'

'Oh...no idea.'

'Rootie, it's your house!'

'So?'

Genie has a point. Who is that guy?

'Ignore her. She does this all the time.'

I regret having them both bitten now. I

really do.

'Stupid mean nasty cow!'

Crystal, what did you do to them to make

them so mad at you?

'I really can't remember.'

Great. Well, see you later Mr Cow.

'Can I just have a bite?'

No, Regina. We don't eat our neighbours.

'But-'

No!

Does anyone else have problems like

this?

'Ahh! Daddy's making loud noises!'

You're the one who wanted to hear him

howl. And get that want to be a

werewolf gone. Never gunna

happen. I'm bored of werewolves now.

'Meanie.'

Crystal, you really aren't a people

person, are you? First the cows, now

Klaus. He's the father of your wife;

shouldn't you be sweet talking him

rather than arguing?

'Maybe.'

Idiot.

'Alice, why did you let my special little

girl marry such a moron?'

Klaus, you're a Knowledge sim, as is

your wife. To you about everyone is a

moron.

'Not quite like Crystal.'

'I can hear you!'

'But I bet you don't understand half the

words.'

Behave you two. And remember, in six kids

she'll be gone.

'Oh my gosh!'

What?

'This outfit has no pregnancy morph to show of my bump.'

Whoops. To the dresser!

Better?

'Better. I hope it's only one. I cannot

deal with quads like mum and dad did.'

Well, they only had quads because I had

25% chance on everything. You have the default odds, so

it's unlikely.

'Good.'

To keep Fanta company, we get

another cat called Tango.

Lame naming theme, I know, but I was

tired.

Tango is a boy if Fanta's a girl, and a girl if Fanta's a boy.

It doesn't really matter, as they'll

never be breeding.

I want a plantsim!

60 kids will be so much easier with only three wants.

I've been trying to make Genie a

plantsim for ages, but it never

happened. Maybe Rootie will have

more luck.

These two are rather cute!

'Mrow!'

Yes they are. Always playing and stuff.

Makes me wish my mother would let me

get another cat. Mine is lonely since

the two old ones died.

Random spam want filled. Rootie the

whale loves to swim in the sea.

'It's better than swimming in a pool. I

don't feel so guilty for peeing in the

sea.'

Nice. Real nice.

YAY! Babies!

'Baby. Singular.'

Good good.

Since Crystal is at work Rootie has the

support of the butler and the vampire

paperboy.

'I'd rather be alone.'

I cannot blame you.

And it's a girl! Skin tone three, brown

hair and Regina's green eyes (WTF?

Rootie has blue eyes and Crystal has

genetisised green/blue eyes. I

dunno why she got green, but

whatever).

There is a naming theme thing. Each

child's name will begin with the last

letter of the pervious child. Since she's the first, this one will get a name starting with

the last letter of Beatix's name. So,

meet Xanthe.

'Xanthe?'

Problem?

'Nope.'

Crystal brought a friend home! Heya

Jerry!

'Umm...hi?'

Jerry is the husband of Rootie's sister,

Bellatrix. He's rather cool...though he

doesn't look like any teacher I've ever

had, which is a shame, because I'd love a teacher like

Jerry.

Aww, Jerry.

'Well, you aged my daughter straight

from baby to child. I never got any of

this.'

Well...I wasn't going to play EVERY Havar kid. That would take

too long.

Here's Fanta all grown up. Isn't

he/she cute?

'Mrow?'

Yes.

And this is Tango. Also sweet.

'Hrumph.'

Okay, Tango's a bully and a nasty piece of work. But looks are

all that matters, and he/she's pretty.

As we all prolly know how I feel about

birthdays, I'll just say this;

WHY????

I cannot see past the confetti!

To the mirror!

Well...she has a bit of a thing with her chin, but I'm sure

she'll grow into it.

Hopefully.

Crystal gets right onto those annoying

toddler skills.

'Gunna bite Mummy's knees.'

Yeah, she's a bit mean.

'But perfect.'

Of course. I merit mean above all else.

'Who's Mummy's little princess?'

'Me of course.'

'Yes you are!'

Way to fuel the ego there, Root. And yes,

she is preggers again. Woot woot.

'I am a princess, and princesses get pretty things to play with.'

This princess crap is wearing a bit thin already, Xanthe.

'My name does mean golden. I'm

gold and perfect and wonderful.'

And stealing my thunder.

'Aww! She's so wonderful! Walking

all by herself!'

Stop encouraging her! This is my show,

not hers.

'Huh?'

YAY!!!

'Alice? Why am I all green? I look like a

brussel sprout.'

I think it suits you, Rootie. And it goes

with your name. Rootie the plantsim.

'Oh ha ha ha.'

Oh, get over it. You're a Knowledge sim. This is heaven

for you.

'Oh yeah!'

You look lovely.

'Really?'

Yes.

'And not sproutish?'

Not at all.

'YAY! Now, more songs about me.'

'Xanthe, there are no songs about you.'

'Then make some. Now!'

She really is not pretty enough to be

so demanding.

'OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWW!!!'

Crystal? Wanna come over here?

'I'm building a sand castle!'

But Rootie's giving birth.

'Sand castle!'

It's twins, but I won't bother showing you

both of them.

First is a girl, named Emerald. Skin tone 3, brown hair, Crystal's

eyes.

And her brother is called Dylan, and

he's identical (I think) to his twin.

And it's another birthday!

Yay!

Oh, the sarcasm.

And here the little "princess" is.

'Aren't I awesomely cute?'

Well, you still have a weird chin.

'You're one to talk.'

Touché.

BUBBLESSS!!!

I like bubbles.

'As a princess I must perfect the creative

arts, as well as many other skills.'

How about humility?

'No.'

'What's Mum doing?'

The annoying Family sim

I'mhomefromworksohugme dance.

'Well, I'm not going to hug her.'

Good. She doesn't deserve it.

'Hey! Aren't you Alice's husband?'

'Ummm....yeah. I'm Cubone Monster.'

'Weird name.'

'Tell me about it.'

'I'm Xanthe Havar and I think you're

cute.'

Xanthe. Careful. You do not want to

annoy me by stealing my man-toy.

'Whatever.'

Grr at her trying to steal my sim-

husband.

Wait, why do I even have a sim-husband?

I'm a Romance sim.

And I have gotten cuter sims since I married Cubone.

Hmm...you know what Xanthe. You

can have him. I have hotter fish in the sea.

'Hello little girl.'

'I know you! You're the creepy guy who's

in love with my Gramps.'

'Yes. Yes I am.'

Why are you proud of that fact? It's

creepy! Poor Klaus. His chest is MINE to

oggle at!

Rootie. I know you're excited about the kid and all, but no need

to put your neck out!

'Oww! It hurts!'

It would.

'Wow, she sure does move fast.'

You can say that again Rootie. He

only met her today, and already they’re

friends.

Weird.

Anyways, it's birthday

time...again.

Here's Dylan.

'I'll eat you all!'

He only has one nice point, bless him.

And this is Emerald. Isn't she cute?

'Stop saying that on every birthday slide

for every kid in every challenge you write!'

Sorry Emerald.

Cuteness alert!

They may both be kinda evil, but they

love each other.

'Stop trying to strangle me, Dylan!'

Kids eh? What can you do with them?

LTW one done.

She now wants to become a Criminal

Mastermind, which totally doesn't suit her, but whatever.

A typical day for Rootie. Getting sun

and water at the same time by

sunbathing in the rain.

'It's so nice!'

Gosh! Tango is such a bully that Fanta ran

away!

What a bitch!

'Look Mum! Proof of my brilliance!'

'Well done honey. But since I am your

teacher, it was obvious.'

Great. What kinda crazy school hired

Crystal as a teacher? She's dumb as a

post.

'OWWWW!!!!'

Poor Rootie. Well, four down, two to

go.

'And then fifty-four after that!'

Oh yeah.

And it's a boy! Same as the previous two

in colouring, his name is Nolan,

because it sounded cute.

MOAR BUFFDAY TEIM!

Woot.

And thanks for getting dressed for

the occasion, Crystal.

Here the cute twosome are.

Aren't they adorable? Unlike

their brat older sister.

And that's the end of the first part. I'll be

back...at some point with more.

Thanks for reading and goodnight.