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TRANSCRIPT
I figured out why the Mayans calculated the date of the end of the world
All of a sudden football doesn’t seem so violent
They had this thing called the
Mayan Ballgame that they cut
your head off if you played like a
little turd
The Native Americans played with spears
In 5th grade Social Studies class I did this project on the Native Americans and my baller teacher reacted very strongly to it, which means you can put faith
in the things I say
You’re telling me that the violence embedded in our modern American culture does not stem from the
violent ways of the original Americans?!
Teddy Roosevelt told his son it was better to die playing
football than to be a punk
[sn]itch
They commemorated the teddy bear after such a man
Rex Grossman?
A German in Germany got really excited when the
conversation turned to the ’07 Super Bowl (somehow), but when I mentioned Rex
Grossman, he got confused.
I remember late nights playing Madden in Ann Arbor
▪ Randy Moss in real life was the only player to play like a
Madden character
▪ Michael Vick in the game was ridiculous
Yet another football player gets shot outside a strip/night club
And they say rappers are the scum of society, pfff!